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bloodheartz · 1 year ago

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I don’t ‘develop’ headcanons. They come to me in visions and I know they’re correct. EDIT: Got a bunch of TERFs in my notifs rb-ing this out of nowhere so anyways fun fact if you check the tags this post is literally originally about being Transgender! Hope this helps! ☺

#he/she soldier… she/he spy #I know the truth #tf2

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buppkizz · 1 year ago

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tf2 karaoke! 🎤🎶

(here's a list of the referenced+a couple extra songs)

#tf2 #team fortress 2 #if you are upset spy didnt sing...i do think if he tried it would be quite nice #maybe ne me quitte pas by jacques brel?#i think it would be like haunting and it would make everyone tear up even tho they dont know what he's saying #demo is sobbing.#soldier is also sobbing because he's not speaking english and he's so confused

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vaxxman · 7 months ago

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Could I request Medic having The Mom Grip on Scout’s shoulder after the speedy moron almost let a mercenary secret slip while they weee getting groceries?

Three Europeans and two Americans walk into a grocery store in New Mexico.

I hope this is the right meme.

More silliness below.

This comic is the antithesis of the "wtf is a kilometre" joke.

The faces they make when they can't quite identify the type of brown bread in the bread aisle.

You don't know how [insert nationality here] you are until you go overseas and things are different.

Spy obviously has no problems with pretending to know how much a gallon of milk is, he just peeks into his conversion chart notes, pretending it's his shopping list.

I want to think Heavy is completely fine with having to readjust to a new unit system, he just eyeballs most practical things anyways by holding them up and mumbling about how they approximately weigh like a chicken or his kettle bell etc. He's always been living in practical ignorant bliss.

Medic has a peer reviewed meltdown the first time he realises there's no uniformity in "a cup of ____" because every object has different densities. He's diligent about memorising the conversion rates for ounces, pounds, the most common things etc., and recovers ok. He goes through the same stages of grief rage when he finds out about distances and lengths.

Just remember four inches are 10.16 cm and pray no one asks you to specify anything bigger than inches.

Everyone does a mental victory lap when they manage to guess how much Celsius the weather is because they keep forgetting it's Celsius*5/9+32=Fahrenheit, Engineer reminds them patiently.

The true victories are the correct temperature guesses we've made along the way.

One time, a friend asked me if I actually knew how much a tablespoon of flour was in gramms to convince me that metric users also make use of volume based units without thinking about them. But little did she know a heaped spoonful of 405 flour is about 15g and a level tablespoon is 10g.

They claim Oolong just tastes better when it's boiled to 80°C exactly with a Bunsen burner.

You only asked for one scene but somehow I came up with a bunch of other things. This post was drawn across 2 months so the artstyle is all over the place. Thanks for your ask!

#team fortress 2 #tf2 #tf2 medic #tf2 scout #tf2 spy #tf2 heavy #tf2 soldier #Medic's reaction to a stick of butter is 100% based on my own reaction after reading an American recipe for the first time #Like I didn't know butter in America came in this normed stick-form I genuinely thought it was some arbitrary unit like ??? A Stick??#As in I didn't know if the recipe required the butter to be in this specific shape; like sometimes you have to add butter in shaves or molt #no biggie lemme whittle away at my butter block until it's shaped like a stick? And then I learnt it was the portions that butter comes in #Cut me some slack; I'm used to recipes using eggs as the scale-up ingredient; not butter #I also learnt that medical labels is where metric units are mostly encountered simply because medicine is international #But that is the main reason why I think Medic would not realise he'd have to deal with imperial units until he goes grocery shopping #The man's just been ignoring the “oz” information right below everything he's ever used; out of sight out of mind #I want to think Engi is the most normal person about the entire metric-imperial-units thing he just does some mental arithmetic and done #King just learned système international d'unités during one of his 11 phds; it's not unrealistic

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quazies · 1 year ago

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A pre-head removal discussion.

#tf2 #lil pootis #lil pootis lore #dad spy #engiespy #blu spy #blu scout #the mann co homo marriage certificate is coming in the mail #at least hes on the same team they dont need to repeat the blu soldier incident #team fortress 2

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classicteacup · 8 months ago

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#tf2 #tf2 scout #tf2 soldier #tf2 pyro #tf2 heavy #tf2 engineer #tf2 demo #tf2 spy #tf2 medic #tf2 sniper #soldier is a cockatoo he stole spy's croissant #team fortress 2 #team fortress fanart

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deviationmaniac · 3 months ago

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Throwing yall some more of my Freak Fortress Spy oc Klaus/Unsettled Spy. Did some reworks of him a bit and finally have a color pallete :3

When you don't know who to ship your oc with and choose a random freak you like ToT

Rubberfruit and Klaus are more a sweet duo who share the ocassional kiss. RF likes to steal Klaus' hat.

#team fortress 2 #tf2 #tf2 art #tf2 spy #my art #digital art #art #sketch #tf2 fanart #team fortress 2 fanart #tf2 soldier #freak fortress #original character #oc #technically a fruity ass version of #freedom fries #my boy klaus is nervous when you look at him #he needs a hug and some therapy

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hexolotl · 8 months ago

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#he may not be the smartest #incorrect quotes #i just wanna draw dumb memes tbh #team fortess 2 #tf2 #soldier #tf2 soldier #spy #tf2 spy #meme #blu crew

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i-like-eyes · 1 year ago

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Like father like ...!

#team fortress 2 #tf2 #tf2 demoman #tf2 scout #tf2 engineer #tf2 sniper #tf2 pyro #tf2 medic #tf2 soldier #tf2 heavy #tf2 spy #mentioned anyways #myart #engie tells everyone they are more than capable of screwing in a lightbulb but they insist that because hes the engineer its his job #after 5 months of no lamp to use in the common area he gave in

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paninicupcakke · 3 months ago

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More gay ass edits 🫶

#tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 medic #tf2 spy #tf2 soldier #tf2 engineer #tf2 scout #tf2 sniper #speeding bullet #red oktoberfest #freedom fries #emesis blue #tf2 incorrect quotes #tf2 shitpost #I love scunt he’s a freaky lil shit

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zarla-s · 7 months ago

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I saw this post about how Engie was probably born into generational wealth and I can't stop thinking about it.

[patreon]

#team fortress 2 #engineer #scout #z art #z comic #who's the poorest merc do you think #not accounting for how they're all rich while working for team fortress and all #demo engie and spy are all rich #medic seems to be doing okay for himself but it's hard to say for sure #sniper lives in a van but he also says sniping is solid work and you won't go hungry #soldier is homeless but he did fly to europe and had a roommate at one point #heavy went to college and flew to america he's stingy with money but he's fine i assume #pyro's an unknown #scout has seven brothers and lives in a single parent household #he doesn't talk about money but i assume it was tight #things to ponder...#drink oval brand beer!

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trypo-p · 1 month ago

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Things that TF2 Fanfictions need to do

Not make Soldier look like a complete villain in EVERY fic. I'm so tired of this.

Actually include Demoman

Give Heavy a personality outside of "I love this Doktor!"

Not completely baby Pyro. Pyro isn't a child. Sure they have childlike whimsy but they aren't an actual child.

Include Sniper into the "Scout needs a Dad" trope.

Make Engineer swear more

Give Sniper more of a personality outside of being a loner. Sure he is a loner but he can also be outgoing!

Oblivious Miss Pauling. Also not making her whole personality "girl boss" she's got personality too!!!

Bottom Heavy. Do I have to elaborate.

Awkward Top Scout. We know how things went with Zhanna.

Make Spy more disgusting. "He's fancy and a gentleman" he publicly pisses on walls too and this is canon.

Please make Spy more awkward. He seems smart but he really isn't the smartest. Have you heard ANY of the voice lines he says after dominating someone? They're goofy as hell and I love them

Medic having a personality outside of being gay. We know he's fruity but he's got a bit more to him than fruit.

Sniper is a nerd about his job. He has an apricot air freshener in his van + he makes the code word between him and Spy "apricot". We need more nerdy Sniper.