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How it feels when your dad who just regained who he was decides to step up and becomes the most embarrassing MF on the island
#rescue bots#amorphous au#the amorphous au#heatwave#Senator shockwave#art#maccadam#transformers prime#I guess???#au art#heatwave is almost missing empurata shockwave#that’s how embarrassing this is for him#he is a grown ass man
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y’all i just wanna know where the ‘tim drake is a shrimpy, petite, fragile cutie pie’ thing came from. like, i get that he’s shorter than his siblings (and was just a REGULAR kid before he became a bat, not malnourished or sum like jason was) and a lot of heroes, but also remember the fact that most of those heroes are superhuman, and like UP there in height (like 6’ and up). but when i tell u i was SHOOK when all the panels of tim i was recently seeing made him SUPER UTRA buff, i’m not lying. y’all need to read the source material, bc ya boy is not the uwu stick fragile baby u like to say he is
#stop infantilizing tim drake#tim drake#tim drake is NOT baby#he is a grown ass man#dc tim drake#anti tim drake#??? i GUESS ??? idk just let him be the regular mid white guy the writers WROTE him as and let us as a fandom collectively move on
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chelsie stop bullying him
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ooooh ya love it when tumblr eats the quality
#corazon#donquixote rosinante#corazon lives au#one piece#trafalgar law#trafalgar one piece#thats his father!!!#hes so proud of his big bad son#do you know this bitch is 9 foot 7#laws 6 3#this bitch is two thirds the size of his father#he is a grown ass man#wtf#one piece heights be stupid
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The ONLY thing that crosses my mind about Taehyun being at the club with two girls is that I WISH I WAS ONE OF THEM 😭
Shit let me try and pull Taehyun at a club 🤣🤣
#he is a grown ass man#let him be#idols have lives#might make a story about this#I wish that was me tho#tomorrow x tomorrow#taehyun#kang taehyun#txt taehyun#txt
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You know what, cat, you know what?
He asked for this. He got what he wanted.
I am not this man's mother.
#he is a grown ass man#with serious separation issues#and probably needed a hug#but he kept trying for more#and apparently saying no turns him into a megalomaniac#how was i supposed to know that#also exaggerating there as i doubt that's what did it#but all the 'no wait you're a good person' dialogue options led to him trying to get in my pants#yes i am still yapping about it#the ending was a lot okay#bg3 spoilers
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Occasionally I picture Nightwing calling Red Hood "little wing" in front of others and people looking between this huge, 6'0 feet tall man with growing white hair, and then Nightwing, a shorter man who has flawless skin, probably around his 20's, and a fit but not too buff build and they just- don't know what's happening. Is it some kind of inside joke they aren't aware of? Why is Nightwing acting as if he's years older than Red-fucking jacked-Hood?
Nightwing: Little wing, you actually were decent in that fight! I'm impressed.
Hero, who was helping during this fight as well, listening in to the conversation: little...?
Red Hood: Wow, feeling very appreciated right now. Got any other backhanded compliments in there?
Hero: Wait, excuse me-
Nightwing: As a matter of fact-
Red Hood: Nope! I'm outta here. Screw you!
Nightwing: You know you love me!
Red Hood: In your dreams, dickhead!
Nightwing: Hey! We don't use that-
Red Hood: Not listening!
Nightwing: Jeez, kids these days...
Red Hood: I'm an adult and fuck you too!
Nightwing: What? Thought you weren't-
Red Hood: See you never, I'm out.
Hero: ...
Hero: what the actual fuck?
#Dick Grayson is a big brother#and that means he gets to be an asshole sometimes#he lives up to his name#and this random hero is just having to witness these idiots bickering#and be very confused about it#when your brother looks older than you but you still call him cute nicknames#“that's a grown ass man”#Nightwing: and that grown ass man happens to be my little brother#Nightwing: deal with it#dick grayson#nightwing#jason todd#red hood#batfam#batfamily#probably ooc#but that's what happens when you want these two to have a decent relationship#sorry canon#dc comics#hc dick has a permanent 20 yo look#meanwhile jason looks like he's on his 30's#tbf he's had a pretty stressful life#and death doesn't do any favors#having that in mind don't ask how dick grayson still looks good#might be his secret superpower
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Funniest thing in the world that the man playing Lestat De Lioncourt is the ‘do not perceive me’ type of introvert
#feeling parasocial o#i need to protect him#someone get Jacob there he needs him#iwtv#interview with the vampire#lestat de lioncourt#sam reid#this gif is from after they were discussing rockstar Lestat musical inspirations just before they showed the teaser#Sam was nervous ™️ about that lol#how can a grown ass man be so princess
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I need a fic where Bruce realizes this kid who shoved his way into his sidekick roll will not be leaving anytime soon, and instead of emotionally distancing himself he becomes a combination Helicopter Mom and Shotgun Dad.
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Tim: Bruce, I’m headed out to meet my friends at the mall.
Bruce: Is that Kent boy going to be there?
Tim, rolling his eyes: Yes, Kon is going. And so is Bart, and Cassie, and maybe Bernard if he can make it.
Bruce: Hnn. Do you have everything? Coat, scarf, keys, wallet, tracker, pepper spray, dagger, kryptonite shard, emergency beacon, first aid kit, fire starter, extra pair of-
Tim: Yes, Dad! I already went through the list with Alfred. I’ll be fine.
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Kon: Hello Sir! I’m here to pick up Tim!
Bruce: Follow me.
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Bruce: Sit down.
Kon: In your study? Is Tim on the way, or…?
Bruce: I just thought you might need reminding of the fact that I have a vault downstairs full of items specifically designed to take down a Kryptonian.
Kon: Whuh?
Bruce: You should probably ask your father about the time I was slightly annoyed with him for encroaching on one of my cases.
Kon: Why are you telling me this?
Bruce: Now just imagine what would happen if someone were to hurt my darling little boy.
*door opens*
Tim: Hey Bruce, Alfie said Kon was here, have you seen him? Oh! Hey, why are you two in here??
Bruce: Oh, hey sweetheart, we were just chatting. Have a good time at the carnival!
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Dick, pouting: I don’t understand, you’re not this protective over who Jason or I date.
Bruce: Don’t be ridiculous, Jason and I may have our problems, but he would never betray me by gallivanting off with someone I disapprove of.
Dick, who covered for Jay sneaking out to visit Roy Harper just last night: Mhm yeah, sure. And you’re not worried about me?
Bruce: Chum, I’ve known who you were going to marry since you were 12 years old.
Dick: WHAT?
Bruce: I have the whole ceremony already planned. I’ve got Gotham’s best wedding planner on standby. You have a very nice house waiting for you both, 20 minutes from here. A modest 7 bedrooms on 5 acres of land.
Dick: I’m not even dating anyone?!
Bruce: I can’t wait to meet my 3 grandbabies:)
#Tim joined his life when he was already Robin so he can’t bubble wrap him but he would if he could#Bruce is absolutely overjoyed when Tim starts getting chummy with Bernard. just a sweet civilian boy who treats his boy with respect#he thought he had a good head on his shoulders until he found out they were in a polycule with kon#don’t question why Jason is sneaking out when he’s a grown ass man with his own apartment it was just funny to me#also you can choose who Dick is getting married to (because Bruce was correct) but it’s Wally to me for sure#the only thing B got wrong is that it’s 4 grandbabies because he didn’t account for twins#My favorite Bruce Wayne is ooc Bruce Wayne#batfam#batman#bruce wayne#robin#red robin#tim drake#nightwing#dick grayson#red hood#Jason Todd#kon el#conner kent#superboy#timkon#shut up grandpa
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Rewatching Adventure Time, I can't help but think so much Princess Bubblegum discourse would be non-existent if people actually watched the show to completion instead of randomly hyperfocusing on some of PB's bad deeds.
There's a very bizarre and commonly held belief that Princess Bubblegum did terrible things and got away with it, that nobody held her accountable. When the show makes a point, repeatedly, that Princess Bubblegum is well meaning but deeply flawed, and to some characters, straight up evil.
I see fans point to "The Cooler" a lot as proof that PB is an irredeemable character, and while it is her worst act in the entire show.... I think people forgot that that was the point. Near the end of the episode she stops spying on people in Ooo because it was an invasion of privacy. In another episode she's called out for exploiting some aliens and lets them go. She feels ashamed that her own people are terrified of her. She loses her entire kingdom, and realizes she needs to get her shit together.
I'm pretty critical of shows that are way too lenient on flawed female characters but Princess Bubblegum isn't one of them. She's awesome, and heavily misunderstood.
#txt#and i wouldnt even say this is a fandom problem because most fans who are actually dedicated to the series love her#its people who stopped watching after like season 5 and then watched a few eps and then the finale#its just a version of PB in their head that doesnt represent her entire character#like damn i rewatched rattleballs and this episode fans treat as proof that she's immoral was just the equivalent of doing a couple recalls#or how lemongrab was 'abandoned' when he is a grown ass man who physically and verbally abuses her people.#AND SHE STILL WENT OUT OF HER WAY TO PROVIDE HIM A KINGDOM AND SOME FOOD.#thats not even getting into the massive misunderstanding around her relationship with finn#how finn only survived the first fight with the lich because she gave him a sweater out of concern for his health#and then there's people complaining about her doing necromancy??? ARE YOU SERIOUS#FINN KILLS PEOPLE. LET THE GIRL DO SOME NECROMANCY
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*I worship you Tumblr please don’t remove it
Happy birthday Chilchuuuuuck
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The duality of this man
#dungeon meshi#dungeon meshi spoilers#delicious in dungeon#delicious in dungeon spoilers#mithrun dungeon meshi#mithrun#my post#he's somehow such a freak and also my squishy#and that's why i looooooveeee himmmm#that's a full grown ass man but I truly believe I could hold him in my hands
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trying to practice their faces!! cullen was so much harder than i expected to draw.. fenris and anders are already pretty cartoony and came much easier to me
#applying hcs to cullen cause i can!! hehe#fenris has such big eyes too.. grown ass man capable of murder and he looks like that#dragon age#my art#fanart#fenris#anders#cullen rutherford#dragon age 2#dragon age inquisition
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I censored one of my posts but that's just because I hadn't blogged those words before and I'm still new to actually writing on here (I fixed it when i found out tho) lmao 😭but yeah get into the game/ media before writing shit abt it. I won't say I dislike the COD fandom but I do dislike the Tiktok COD "fandom"
The influx of TikTok "writers" on this site who are censoring words like they're still on that clock app are pissing me off. So many people who haven't engaged with a single iota of the media they're writing for outside of TikTok videos are on here writing shit like 'unalived'. Please die.
#“Konig is so shy uwu”#HE IS A GROWN ASS MAN#A COLONEL#“Ghost would hit you out of anger”#DIE#“I just don't know Gaz that well”#I'm eating your fucking bloodcells#“Soap is such a himbo”#DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT???
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Love him acting like a dog who knows it shouldn’t have its owner’s shoe in its mouth
#He continues because no one tells him what to do#Hell yeah Jay fuck them up#Idk why this panel just looked funny to me#Imagine this grown ass man from the batclan#just squat and pull a gun out from the ground#what do you do in that situation??#jason todd#red hood#batfamily#batfam#dc#dc comics#Gotham war#This made more sense in my head
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Someone asked for Radar, so i shall receive ^^
#my art#quick doodle#mcsm#mcsm fanart#mcsm radar#minecraft story mode#hes very precious to me#but at the same time#thats a grown ass man#at least#I think he is#a grown ass man#hes cute though :3
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