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hey you reading this, you are gorgeous. I'm gonna need you to drink some water though. just because you're so gorgeous doesn't mean you can skip out on drinking water
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skibidi toilet is not hard to understand, not any more than any other lolrandom youth meme that has ever existed. if you don't want to turn into a hey-kids-get-off-my-lawn guy just go watch a couple of the videos and maybe skim the wikipedia article instead of telling yourself this is totally different from when your parents insisted your generation's jokes weren't funny
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can I please get some chicken tenders and uhmgmm. french fries. and also , as much spicy ranch as you're allowed to give me
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fuck around and fuck off i think we should all fuck around in a magical forest and find our true powers and higher selves fuck yes
#fae#faerie#faekin#faeriekin#otherkin#cottagecore#magical forest#whimsigoth#dark fae#witch#fae witch#summer activities#fun things to do with your friends at 3am
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Living in the end? Or hoping to shift?
"When I shift, I will..."
"if I wake up in my chosen reality..."
"I can't wait to meet my S/O..."
"When I finally shift, I will do this and this ..."
The thing you don't seem to grasp, is that you already exist in your chosen realities. You were born there, you grew up there, you formed core memories and have thousands of stories to tell... You have lived with your family for years and you have known your friends for years and you have most likely already met your S/O. You have eaten all of your favourite foods and went to most of your favourite places. You have fallen down and scraped your knee, you have gotten a bad haircut that you regretted immensely, you have gotten into a fight with your best friend and made up almost immediately... You have already lived there. Why are you looking forward to something as mundane as waking up in the same bed you've woken up in for years now?
Live in the end and stop hoping to shift. You're already there, direct your awareness towards the reality of your choosing, and let your pure consciousness do the rest. Act as if you're there. Think like your DR self, act like your DR self, talk and walk and eat like your DR self because they are you and you are them. There is no divide, no disconnect, no separation.
Happy shifting ❤️
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fat porcelain dollgirl with lovingly filled in cracks for stretch marks
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they should serve eggnog year round as a controversial milk
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if a teenager is at your door and they are wearing a costume!! please give them candy!! they are still in it for the halloween spirit and it honestly no different from a little kid in a costume. they are just as excited and happy as all the other lil tykes and dont you dare tell them they are “too old for trick-or-treating” because that will literally break their hearts and that’s not cool.
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thank you this is actually incredibly helpful 💚💜
recently when im tempted to say 'i'm gonna kill myself' i try to correct it into saying "im gonna walk into the river and become a trout" or some other form of that. this is my new thing
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Nimona and Ballister Boldheart are just what it looks like when Brennan Lee Mulligan unfuses
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i am obsessed with the thistlesprings having not only a lgbtqia+ pride flag but also an anarchy flag truly the best allies and supportive parents i love them thank you to whoever drew the art for d20 fantasy high
#d20 fantasy high#fantasy high junior year#gorgug thistlespring#wilma thistlespring#digby thistlespring
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“The Wizard of Sex” and “the sex wizard” are two completely different things you fucking idiot. It’s mistakes like this that are why the acedemy keeps sending mage assassins to your dorm
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no one ever talks about the 6th love language (being annoying)
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what a shame fucking elsa got to witness an iconic lip sync
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