#he is a clown

[safeandstyle]

Midnights (2022) // TTPD (2024): poetry

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[rise-my-angel]

The funny thing about Tywin is that he thinks he is the one restoring his family. No you aren't you miserable tabby cat. We must study his brain for science, there had got to be a complex in their somewhere.

Tywin is obsessed with restoring his family legacy, and it's like. Buddy, you only had three children. One of whom you never paid attention to because you hated. And YET, he still didn't notice that his favorite son was fucking his sister for HALF OF THEIR LIVES. YOU DIDN'T NOTICE, ARE YOU SHITTING ME, TYWIN?

YOU GAVE JAIME ALL THE ATTENTION IN THE WORLD AND DIDN'T ONCE NOTICE HIM GIVING HIS SISTER THE "PEG ME" EYES???

He is terrible at it. He also knows for years his family is running out of money, and fucks over his own families kingdom by forcing the crown to divert tens of millions of gold to the Iron Bank in debt with no plans as to what to do when everyone finds out the gold mines ran dry.

He knows his son and heir is in the Kingsguard and will not marry or inherit, still refuses Tyrion his right because he's hates him (even though hes just like him), like what is your long term goal, moron?

The only thing he did right was focus his attention on taking Dany and her dragons as a threat seriously, which he wasn't even good at because as soon as he was dead, he didn't give his brother or daughter enough information on why they should take it seriously either.

Like Tywin you had one life goal and you were TERRIBLE at it.

[embodimentofwtf]

*twilight fighting 50 villains at once* Twilight: Ha your punches got nothing on me. I've been through so much worse. My wife hits me harder than you do. Villains: ....??? Twilight: ...... Villains: ????? Twilight: Now hold on a sec-

[artificer-real]

Alright listen this is the one thing i let myself gatekeep about: If you fear storms of any kind, you are not a real midwesterner.

[queenofapeacefuldawn]

How To Seduce Your Coworker / Partner: The Complete Guide

[kneel-before-the-stars]

made a little guy

[andturpentine]

SPOOKY SEASON PROFILE PICTURE JUST DROPPED!!! LOOK! ITS ME AND MY CAT!!!

[crowsareverytired]

i havent really watched much hasan or know anything about him until rn and yeah hes a clown, those are some horrible takes

[rin-hanarin]

My friend Lucanis is the funniest person I know.

[nnobodoodles]

Huh.

So I randomly remembered Croc is pretty much Italian.

[piece-of-pierce]

Danny picked up some traits from his parents. He got his mom’s flexibility and reflexes, his dad’s love of anything chocolate flavored and abnormally great cardiovascular health. The trait they both passed on (to Danny AND Jazz) is an intense need to learn everything they can about what they don’t like.

Jazz remembers what it was like when Uncle Hammond passed and Aunt Alicia got different. She’s terrified of her own emotions effecting her like that some day, so studies psychology like there’s no tomorrow.

Jack and Maddie bonded over their shared fear and death and resulting desire to learn everything they could about it.

Danny can’t stand clowns. They’re dishonest and hide who they are behind heavy makeup and outlandish costumes. Freak show kicks that dislike into a full-on phobia though, so he goes all in on learning everything he can. How does clown school work? What are the requirements to be a clown? What rules do they have to follow? If he knows their limitations, he knows their weaknesses. He will not be caught off guard again.

That knowledge sits in the back of his mind like a comfort blanket. Every so often he’ll dip back in and research if there’s anything that’s changed. He wants to keep on top of any information about his greatest enemies.

Finally, he manages to graduate high school with a 2.7 GPA and 31 on the ACT thanks to his Math and Science scores (and a carefully managed brawling schedule with his rogues). Thanks to those, he managed to get a partial scholarship to Gotham U for Physics and Engineering. He still isn’t sure how he managed that, but he’ll happily take it.

What he won’t take is this FALSE Clown trying to cause trouble right before finals! He’d kept on top of his shit all semester and wasn’t gonna let anyone kidnapping him and some other people off the street get in his way.

Later, the Bats manage to find where the hostages were held because one of them waved down Robin. As in, all the captives had gotten free and when they found the right warehouse, it was to one young man berating the Joker.

“You’re nothing but a modern rendition of the town fool!”

[cozylittleartblog]

"content creator" is a corporate word.

we are artists.

[abd-illustrates]

🃏  Bandy  🎭

Making some sample pieces for my Vgen page and also ended up making some slight changes to Bandy’s outfit! It feels so nice to work in this black and white manga style again 🥰

[DO NOT EDIT OR REPOST TO OTHER SITES / ACCOUNTS] ♻️reblogs are lovely tho!♻️

[lokutofu]

I hope everyone can tell them apart now!

[callisteios]

Hi, feel free to take my new uquiz to discover what kind of vampire you are!

[deadpoolsmom]

as far as one piece antagonists go Crocodile truly gets absolutely scooby-doo’d at unmatched levels

He immediately falls for a phone scam and from basically little garden to rainbase he doesn’t even know the strawhats are alive (and clowning towards him at incredible speed). As soon as he does, they’re in his house tearing at his walls and bringing marines into his villain lair.

He uses a literal floor trap door over a gator pit to catch them, gets phone scammed again, full scooby-doo chase scenes after Chopper through the streets while still missing him, and suddenly his prisoners have escaped his impossible cage, and his giant bananagators are dead. and Nico Robin saw it all happen.

He then spends rest of the arc complaining about those meddling kids and their dog “strawhat pirates and their weird pet” and at no point does he even know how many strawhats there are.

Like yeah he keeps having plans on top of plans to stop everything Vivi can do but also she keeps coming up with a new thing to do (Tom and Jerry ass dynamic).

Part of it is that he’s underestimating them and keeps grandstanding villain monologuing but also teens keep killing hundreds of his grand line bounty hunters and he straight up does not know what is happening.

Cause he IS trying to kill them he’s sending top assassins after them and ripping out luffy’s organs, the whole time he’s yelling HOW ARE YOU ALIVE?? DIE. as whack-a-mole Luffy keeps inventing new ways to hit him.