#he is SO annoying

[evermorepeyton]

i love that dan’s like we may share a life and a job and you’re the one person i choose to spend all my time with and buy a house with and go on tour with and have vacations with and tell my every thought to but THREE COMPLIMENTS? like……. back to back? what is it? 2009?!

[monpetitchattriste]

No stop it, they hate each other (affectionately) you honor

[maximura]

[dreamduality]

hugh laurie - in the know

[hanni20220]

You are 28 !!!!! Behave !!!!!

[formulabulls]

lando has moved on, max has also moved on, other drivers on the grid have been asked and have made their comments on the incident (none of which were critical of max mind you) and yet here you have zak brown STILL talking about it….. like no one is on your side i think it’s time to be quiet

[bubmyg]

211/638 posting a picture every day until yoongi is home

[zeppeli-reelstallbun]

I hate to yap but how am I supposed to get anything done when this is staring at me like it knows when and how I’m going to die

[tw: freak]

[tetsuskei]

i’m actually so mad i lost and then lost to him, can he stay in the dog house or something idk

[casperghosty]

this is the equivalent of boys pulling on their crush's pigtails

[stargazinglesbian]

watching every episode of riverdale isnt enough i need to kill jughead jones with my bare hands

[josiebluej]

Oh yeah i should post this here.

Presenting a roblox pressure fanart of that one totally not tumblr sexyman bait npc: sebastian

[saesans]

“i could not prevent it.” me to the situation i orchestrated entirely by myself and have no one else to blame for because i foresaw these exact turn of events happening but i did it anyway out of naive optimism

[propertyofkylar]

BHAHAHAJ imagine taking care of kylar who is whining about being *SO* sick. he's practically begging for a pity fuck and is lowkey blaming you for getting him sick but. yknow... you'd make him feel soooo much better if you started riding him :) (DEFINITELY SLIPS HIS COCK INSIDE YOUR PANTIES WHEN YOU GET ON TOP)

ughhhh he is SOOOO needy. pouts and whines and wants you to hold him but he’s all gross and sweaty and he isn’t even comfortable bc he has a fever. won’t you give him a cold compress? :(

bring him soup but you will have to feed it to him. you have to remind him to take his medicine too.

he’s sooo weak but if you try to leave the room his grip on your wrist is strong as hell. definitely asks for a sponge bath and pulls you into his lap. wow he feels better already :)

i needed to get this out but it WILL become a fic i have to clear my ask first though 😭😭

[halochoker]

Alastor is such a twat actually

[getstickbugdlol]

i love my cat so much he is the most important thing to me in the entire world and i also want to dropkick him into the sun at least 6 times a day