#he hates my ass
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L E M O N 🍋 P E E L S (2019)
Piece done for the Prey2017 Zine before I became the villain :)
when people don't have their own brains I lmfao
#prey 2017#tell Veldin (who I never actually met in person) I said hi lol#he hates my ass#bc#tee hee#digital art#artists on tumblr#my art#chaoscarnicrafts
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how i feel when i say i cant do OSHA training today and my preceptor says "lets touch base next week."

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i like to imagine the envoy is sleep talking each night as they converse with sapatus so all the companions just have a pillow over their heads begging them for a good night’s rest for once
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i am losing my entire shit right now, this single panel caused a nuclear disaster in my ig comments when someone said "halsin just saying 'astarion's partner' instead of his name feels icky"
which is such a fucking reach by itself but descended into this in about 5 seconds
#ramble#i keep getting older but the fandom bullshit never changes#i'm in pieces rn i am begging this person to get some real problems#i feel like it's an offence to even MENTION the pyramid of harm/hate on this???? like that's a Thing#but offhandedly referring to someone as 'person-you-know's partner' isn't a MIGROAGGRESSION IT'S A DESCRIPTOR SFDHDKSSDK#am i on shutter island. is this real#literally every job i've worked. 'oh xyz's girlfriend came in today'. 'i met so and so's partner yesterday'#HOW DO I EXPLAIN TO AN ADULT THAT CALLING SOMEONE 'PERSON'S PARTNER' IS A VERY NORMAL WAY TO REFER TO SOMEONE THE OTHER PERSON DON'T KNOW#i know it literally doesn't matter but as like. a storytelling thing#in my mind halsin has probably known astarion a LONG ASS time and he WOULD know dorian. he went to the wedding akfhdfh#ashe does not give enough of a shit to remember people's names. he's been at that arena for 30 years and forgets there's even a hockey side#ALSO IT'S NOT REAL#i need to put my face in some moss i'm dying
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john marston redraw of some doodle i made a year ago
old art below cut

i made him greasier lol
#my art#john marston#red dead redemption 2#rdr2#red dead redemption fanart#rdr2 john#john marston fanart#red dead redemption#rdr#i love him sm#i miss my wife#i miss rdr also it literally calls my name i can hear it#my pathetic wet dog ❤️#greasy ass bf ❤️#hate him ❤️#i hate him sm im gonna put a dent in his fat head#then kiss him#kiss him sm he gets an even bigger dent
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sketch of the Lars family!!
#owen swears baby luke hates his ass poor man#my art#digital art#artists on tumblr#luke skywalker#beru whitesun#owen lars#luke is also the worst crier as a baby cause he holds his breath#my boy isnt about to wail but you will for sure freak out (if youre owen) about him suffocating himself#beru is just amused
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Hilson should have had ONE. (1) honest to god fistfight. Not talking about no pansy ass scuffle either i need a FIGHT. Im talking bloodied noses nd bruised cheeks. I need them to exchange words that will alter the course of their relationship forever. MOST OF ALL. They need to make out nastystyle afterwards
#Drawing this was so fuckingfunny because house is so absolutely into this HHEKELALLAOAPPPAOSJHHAGHEHU#Yes i tried to draw this homoerotic as possible but simultaneously house by nature would be SO into this i dont even get a say in it#LOOK AT HIS FACE#Wilson would get MAD mad and house would be like “😳😳😏😏” Hes such a little freak. What fucking ever#House needed to get jumped soooo bad chase swinging on his ass is still to date the best thing hes ever done in-show#Im not even sayingthis becayse i hate house i fucking love house actually one of my charactersof all time#But the shit this man pulls sometimes. Bro#like u need to get jumped. FOR YOUR OWN GOOD#johan being crazy about yaoi md#johan's scrapbook#house md#house md fanart#hilson#hilson fanart#james wilson#gregory house
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Dancing with my deepest dark desires
#william afton#springtrap#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#beauart#i feel like hes actually a fucking parasite in my brain i actually cannot stop drawing him#my stupid autistic ass has to pick the most random muse and then suddenly draws more in a week than i have in months lord#i hate him BUT I LOVE HIM... BUT I HATE HIM... BUT I LOVE HIM#RAGH
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Feel like Bakugou is the kinda guy to HATE ppl who celebrate Christmas as soon as November hits. Like, he doesn’t give a shit about celebrating holidays in general usually, but Halloween ends and not even a week later, Santa’s in every yard. And it pisses him off so much it’s funny. Once last year, you were humming jingle bell rock about a week into November, and he absolutely blew up. Literally.
So this year, you had a revenge plan.
You had went ahead and bought Christmas lingerie as soon as it was out, which had arrived pretty fast. You had managed to grab and hide it from your boyfriend before he saw it—plenty of places to hide things in a penthouse after all.
But towards the end of the second week of November, you changed into it and walked out casually into the penthouse living room. Katsuki was sitting there on his phone, grumbling and looking over the news before you cleared your throat.
He looked up, brows furrowed from glaring at the news, but it quickly snapped into surprise. You stood there and smirked as he just looked you allllll over, before standing up and reaching a hand out. He just pulled you closer, burying his face into the back of your neck as he mumbled against your skin.
“The fuck you think you’re doin’? You know I hate early Christmas stuff.” He growled against your skin, trailing quick but light kisses up the soft back of your neck, occasionally pressing his lips harder into you.
“Yeah, but you love my body.” You said with a smirk, tilting your neck forwards slightly. He quickly shifted to using teeth, just little nips here and there. He hummed against you as he went to pull your festive outfit off, but you stop him.
He gives you a confused look, but before he even gets the chance to ask, you say the same thing to him that he always says to you. Even if you mean it in a much more different way than him.
“Ah ah. It’s still November, isn’t it?”
#Ahhhh I thought this was kinda funny#Use something he hates—early Christmas—but pair it with something he loves—your body#And then at the last second remind him of nnn cause his competitive ass wouldn’t let himself lose the challenge#mha#my hero academia#bakugou katsuki#katsuki bakugo x reader#bakugo x reader#bakugou x reader#katsuki x you#bakugou mha#bnha fanfiction#bnha#bakugo katsuki#bakugo katsuki x reader#bakugou katsuki x reader#bakugou katuski x reader#katsuki bakugou x reader#katsuki x reader#mha x reader#mha bakugou#boku no hero acedamia#boku no hero academia#bnha bakugou#bnha x reader#my hero acedamia#katsuki bakugou#bakugo x you#bakugou x you#katsuki
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Introducing your alien son to your bf
#red vs blue#rvb#art#artists of tumblr#rvb art#halo#red vs blue art#my art#digital art#sketch#rvb junior#red vs blue junior#rvb tucker#red vs blue tucker#red vs blue lavernius tucker#rvb lavernius tucker#rvb washington#red vs blue washington#rvb wash#red vs blue wash#rvb sketches#sketches#tuckington#i told you i like all ships#imagine your bf finally gets to show you their son and they are a 8 ft tall heavy ass basketball playing alien-human hybrid warrior#and he already hates u
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get a grip loverboy !!!
#this post brought to you by my gay ass watching this show#'' my god ... theyre all so beautiful ...''#also i just think trip is very shippable#he is mr loverman#my art#star trek#star trek enterprise#trip tucker#t'pol#malcolm reed#jonathan archer#hoshi sato#travis mayweather#major hayes#yes i included hayes bc i think hes a baddie thank you very much#EDIT HIS FUCKING ARM IS TOO LONG I HATE MY LIFE#EVERY TIME WITHOUT FAIL I ONLY FIND THE MISTAKES AFTER I POST THEM#WHYYY7!.!#edit number two oh my god i forgot shran 😭😭#jeffrey combs when i get you
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momma might
#myart#mha#bnha#my hero academia#boku no hero academia#mha fanart#bnha fanart#my hero academia fanart#boku no hero academia fanart#mha toshinori#bnha toshinori#all might#yagi toshinori#toshinori yagi#wtf is her tag like#mom might#orr whjat#fuck this messy ass drawing i hate art#anyway his mom is so pretty can people draw her more please pelase he needs a hug or somethin.#I NEED a hug from momma might are u for real.
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“Oh Lucanis… I’m going to miss you.”
Lucanis funeral in like 30 years….. there was supposed to be a second part where she kissed the coffin but frankly it’s too damn sad!!!!! I can’t take drawing this anymore!!!!
#also I tried something new and I ~hate it~ so I want this DONE AND OUT SO I CAN FREE MYSELF FOR SILLY ART#I say as my next plan is drawing lucanis unconious after bloodbath#rook baby im SOOOO sorry I’ve killed off your husband so young but alas it had to be done#also drawing old people is hard as shit I’m never doing that again#dragon age veilguard#lucanis dellamorte#dragon age#datv#rookanis#lucanis x rook#rook#lucanis dragon age#rook dragon age#rook mercar#Vivienne rook mercar#also let’s all just pretend like antivans don’t traditionally burn their dead before burial#is she’s kissing a lump of ashes it just gets weird alright#also yes that’s wisp spite he really sent lucanis ass to the other side ALONE#spites like finally some peace and fucking quiet with my favourite rook#meanwhile my poor rook just spends the next 5 years staring at a wall in grief#I was suffering with the lyric ‘the world ended when it happened to me’ stuck in my head the whole time I made this too
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This is how House looks in my head actually
#this is what patients see#he has the same expression as that ugly ass garfield plush and i cannot unsee it#shitpost#my art#house md#gregory house#greg house#hate crimes md
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etho doodles and tuff guys doodles for the soul (❁´◡`❁)
shameless plug here, very sorry, but my commissions are open! please check out my ko-fi page if you are interested ^^; it'd be super appreciated!!
#my art#artwork#hermitcraft#life series#etho fanart#tango fanart#bdubs fanart#ethos got that dawg in him fr#kakashi and urahara who? i only know etho sLab and philza minecraft#also the tuff guys are SO funny to me- an alliance where everyone hates each other and wants the others dead#immediate hit#white siberian husky etho + 4 arm long ass tail tango + bdubs#they're the “thank god i'm the only normal person here” meme personified#also the red fingertips on etho- yk how redstone dust is DUST...#he's got a perpetual redstone-cheeto-dust stain on his fingers
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