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L E M O N 🍋 P E E L S (2019)
Piece done for the Prey2017 Zine before I became the villain :)
when people don't have their own brains I lmfao
#prey 2017#tell Veldin (who I never actually met in person) I said hi lol#he hates my ass#bc#tee hee#digital art#artists on tumblr#my art#chaoscarnicrafts
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how i feel when i say i cant do OSHA training today and my preceptor says "lets touch base next week."
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Dancing with my deepest dark desires
#william afton#springtrap#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#beauart#i feel like hes actually a fucking parasite in my brain i actually cannot stop drawing him#my stupid autistic ass has to pick the most random muse and then suddenly draws more in a week than i have in months lord#i hate him BUT I LOVE HIM... BUT I HATE HIM... BUT I LOVE HIM#RAGH
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Hilson should have had ONE. (1) honest to god fistfight. Not talking about no pansy ass scuffle either i need a FIGHT. Im talking bloodied noses nd bruised cheeks. I need them to exchange words that will alter the course of their relationship forever. MOST OF ALL. They need to make out nastystyle afterwards
#Drawing this was so fuckingfunny because house is so absolutely into this HHEKELALLAOAPPPAOSJHHAGHEHU#Yes i tried to draw this homoerotic as possible but simultaneously house by nature would be SO into this i dont even get a say in it#LOOK AT HIS FACE#Wilson would get MAD mad and house would be like “😳😳😏😏” Hes such a little freak. What fucking ever#House needed to get jumped soooo bad chase swinging on his ass is still to date the best thing hes ever done in-show#Im not even sayingthis becayse i hate house i fucking love house actually one of my charactersof all time#But the shit this man pulls sometimes. Bro#like u need to get jumped. FOR YOUR OWN GOOD#johan being crazy about yaoi md#johan's scrapbook#house md#house md fanart#hilson#hilson fanart#james wilson#gregory house
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momma might
#myart#mha#bnha#my hero academia#boku no hero academia#mha fanart#bnha fanart#my hero academia fanart#boku no hero academia fanart#mha toshinori#bnha toshinori#all might#yagi toshinori#toshinori yagi#wtf is her tag like#mom might#orr whjat#fuck this messy ass drawing i hate art#anyway his mom is so pretty can people draw her more please pelase he needs a hug or somethin.#I NEED a hug from momma might are u for real.
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This is how House looks in my head actually
#this is what patients see#he has the same expression as that ugly ass garfield plush and i cannot unsee it#shitpost#my art#house md#gregory house#greg house#hate crimes md
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hug your local trenchcoat angel today
#this is from a year ago#but I hated it at the time so I don't think I posted it idk???#either way happy 5th fellas#destiel#deancas#spn fanart#supernatural#dean winchester#castiel#destiel fanart#ps I don't particularly like it now but Cas needs all the hugs he can get so#hug his ass#my art
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get a grip loverboy !!!
#this post brought to you by my gay ass watching this show#'' my god ... theyre all so beautiful ...''#also i just think trip is very shippable#he is mr loverman#my art#star trek#star trek enterprise#trip tucker#t'pol#malcolm reed#jonathan archer#hoshi sato#travis mayweather#major hayes#yes i included hayes bc i think hes a baddie thank you very much#EDIT HIS FUCKING ARM IS TOO LONG I HATE MY LIFE#EVERY TIME WITHOUT FAIL I ONLY FIND THE MISTAKES AFTER I POST THEM#WHYYY7!.!#edit number two oh my god i forgot shran 😭😭#jeffrey combs when i get you
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Introducing your alien son to your bf
#red vs blue#rvb#art#artists of tumblr#rvb art#halo#red vs blue art#my art#digital art#sketch#rvb junior#red vs blue junior#rvb tucker#red vs blue tucker#red vs blue lavernius tucker#rvb lavernius tucker#rvb washington#red vs blue washington#rvb wash#red vs blue wash#rvb sketches#sketches#tuckington#i told you i like all ships#imagine your bf finally gets to show you their son and they are a 8 ft tall heavy ass basketball playing alien-human hybrid warrior#and he already hates u
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As promised, incredibly stupid s4-5 drawings
#i didn't sign the one I actually colored but it's fucking fine I guess I'll redraw it later anyways#I am never satisfied when I color my shit in fr#martin blackwood you are the realest of the fucking real for asking your man to eldritch-equivelent block someone cuz youre jealous#hate him all you want he's out here speaking the truth#he wants that twink obliterated because he's jealous and he is not ashamed to admit it!#i have so many thoughts and feelings about s5 so far that I must commit to paper hruyggnm#one of which being that Jon is wearing martins flannel in the fucking eminem pose I drew him in#it's the little things I say as I go ever so slightly more insane#my art#the magnus archives#tma season four#tma season 5#tma#tma spoilers#tma fanart#tma podcast#the magnus pod#martin blackwood#jonathan sims the archivist#jonathan sims#jon sims#god i hope those tags arent for the real ass dude#jonny why did you name the poor meow meow after youself man why#jonmartin#good god what is their ship name#jmart#tma jmart#jmart fanart#“ceaseless watcher. show me this guy's balls”#please do not do that I'm quoting a meme
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So we know Gabriel’s armor changes color from a default silver to red when he’s super pissed. Implying his armor changes color with his emotions (because he’s a special little princess).
So the obvious question is: can he blush
#my art#ultrakill#gabriel ultrakill#what’s he lookin at? no.. i shan’t say#i hate his gay ass#i want to trap him in a little box and shake it around#do enjoy painting him tho#straka's shitposts
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'Dead Poets Society' gang
Headcanon that these four drop poetry and literature quotes on their conversations unprompted.
Jason 'English-major-I-only-visit-the-manor-for-the-library' Todd-Wayne
Damian 'I-master-liberal-arts-unlike-you-plebs-PHD-holder' al Ghul-Wayne
Cassandra 'I-learn-English-thru-Shakespeare-as-god-intended' Cain-Wayne
Duke 'only-title-holder-of-vigilante-poet-and-will-cuss-you-just-as-poetically' Thomas-(future) Wayne
#My background is ass#I promise to practice but omg i am losing motivation coz its too ugly#started putting some on coloring that i started being happy about it#But my background is level toddler i hate it#the patience and discipline to make my lines straight and clean is nonexistent gdi...why did past me choose library gdi#Just writing some Duke in my fics and this image of them all just made me wanna do art...Duke is a poet and writes stories u kno?#Duke is not a wayne yet...and is not dead yet...but with how comics goes then its just a matter of time lol#They're all in school here...Cass and Jason are college watching over their juniors in high school#everyone use cardigans but Jason like his leather so no thanks lol#Duke and Cass in outsiders are cute#jason todd#dc comics#damian wayne#fanart#robin#cassandra cain#duke thomas#inking & background study#Damian is now 14!!!! He's getting old...he's like a baby yesterday omg#I need to stop obsessing over this so i posted a WIP so i can continue writing my fic!!! argh#Im gonna watch youtube tutorials again on drawing bookshelves coz i cannot do this without guidance
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Svsss is the funniest book ever written and I'm tired of pretending it's not
Chapter 17 is a ride. Shen Qingqiu's non-threesome fiasco was fantastic. But while all that was happening Liu Qingge was on a whole Liam Neeson Taken journey and we need to discuss that because I can't fucking breathe:
Luo Binghe kidnaps Shen Qingqiu, Liu Qingge goes "count your days bitch", powers up to the max and singlehandedly massacres his territory.
He doesn't find his beloved frenemy coworker there but he runs into Shang Qinghua. He's about to interrogate him in the only language he's fluent in (violence) but he doesn't even get to raise a fist before he frantically spills every last detail of Shen Qingqiu's whereabouts.
After he's satisfied he's like "Nice. I shall strangle the traitor now." But the guy just falls on his knees?? And clings to Liu Qingge's thigh and just starts sobbing?? Gets snot all over his robes???
Before he can put an end to that mess, PLOT TWIST apparently Shang Qinghua has domesticated Mobei-jun while no one was looking?? All the crying and the clapping of his asscheeks alerts the demon that something's up and he comes do defend his pet hamster.
It's kind of a holdup on the rescue mission but they fight and they fully level half of Luo Binghe's crib in the process.
After that, he gets to the southern border. Fights some disgusting blood clot animals and successfully snatches his shixiong back, time for quality quiet time together! Perhaps some sparring!
But NO. The mission is too successful and got an unfortunate add-on: the weirdo bitch who slept with Shen Qingqiu's corpse for 5 YEARS came along??? The one he battled for just as long to get it back??? And now they're attached??? And trust each other???
Too tired to fight this reality he watches as the demon bastard peacefully naps on Shen Qingqiu's shoulder. Grinding his teeth.
ALL THIS IN THREE (3) PAGES.
#AND THIS IS THE RETELLING BY A MAN WHOSE VOCABULARY MAINLY CONSISTS OF “GET OUT OF MY CAR”#who knows what this man left out because he hates talking and also binghe was cuddling sqq#i just know in his head he was like#“ewww brotha... brotha ewwww....”#he doesn't even say how the mobei-jun fight ended#but given how he 1v1d tianlang-jun in tiptop shape it's safe to say goth elsa got his ass THOROUGHLY handed to him#best fucking piece of media ever. it should be framed in the louvre.#i do like binghe btw i just think liu qingge had an absolute whiplash of an afternoon that day#scum villain self saving system#svsss#mxtx#liu qingge#shen qingqiu#shang qinghua#mobei jun#liushen#if i misused the shixiong term please tell me these honorifics are a nightmare
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Imagine if he started getting scared of bridges too
#idk man these are so half-assed but i spent way too much time for it to only rot in my gallery#and i literally have 0 energy to finish this or like add more sketches for context#aa#ace attorney#aa4#seven year gap#ace attorney fanart#I THREW THE CONTEXT IN THE TRASH BIN FIGURE IT OUT YOURSELVES UEFHHHHH#the bridge didnt snapped if you cant tell#he was just reminiscing the fall after it creaked#anyways#fml#fanart#art#ace attorney art#aa art#phoenix wright#miles edgeworth#this is hurt/comfort but i threw the comfort as well#i hate this#DELETING IF IT FLOPS IM GONNAKMS#“we as a community should make him cry more” i have never nodded so hard ever in my life
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God bless Todd Philips for making a movie that takes a gigantic steaming shit on the Joker IP and all the edge lord freaks that identify with it. They wanted a vessel for their revenge fantasies at the expense of Arthur's humanity. He did not give the people what they wanted, he gave them what they fucking deserved, and for that, I respect the fuck out of him!!
#THEY COULD NEVER MAKE ME HATE YOU TODD PHILIPS#joker folie a deux#sarah on film#todd philips#he's 100% going straight to director time out for this but u know what!!! it was a good ass movie#AND USING THE GARISH AND SUREAL AND OUTDATED OLD HOLLYWOOD MUSICAL GENRE AS A VEHICLE FOR HIS FANTASIES AND DELUSIONS????#it seems the masses were not ready for this one#4/5 stars for me#my only criticism is that I wish the musical sections were more surreal#I love a good risk
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