#he gets sick

[ranarenee]

Bnuuys and tortols!!!1,!

[prettyboykatsuki]

isagi….baby. pookie you dont wanna know so dont ask questions you can’t handle the answers to 💔

he goes into ur insta comments from 96 weeks ago nauseous when guys r commenting “picture creds 😎”

[ideologyofone]

Do you think we’re soulmates in another universe?

[symphonyofsilence]

Let the poor man rest.

[wanologic]

reminder to take care of your loser human body

[notherpuppet]

Good morning 🍎📻

[arsenicpanda]

FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S (2023)

[arr-jim-lad]

i cant even properly explain how it emotionally affects me when my cat comes up to me for cuddles. small creature walks up to me, a giant, in search of a gentle touch, because he trusts me completely. that is what love is. that is what the universe is built for. i want to cry

[chloesimaginationthings]

You think FNAF Pit Bonnie has William’s memories?..

[squidsmeister]

dungeon meshi is my favorite road-trip comedy film

[bugsinthebayou]

[bestjeanistmonster]

Dc au- felt like being goofy

…but since Shadow is raising these plants i think we can classify this as a case of passing on generational trauma.

[strawnger]

steddie au where eddie thinks they're just hooking up because steve never treats him like all his previous girlfriends, but steve thinks they're dating and the relationship is only different because it's Gay. he's just trying to follow eddie's lead without making a fool of himself (he keeps buying gifts and flowers then shoving them into the back of his closet because he doesn't want eddie to think he's "treating him like a girl")

[yuwuta]

omega satoru who purposefully makes himself sick and tries to trigger his own heat after hearing you’re going on a date or something with someone else there’s such a desperate need to have your attention all to himself. he doesn’t take his suppressants, he goes out of his way into crowded areas where he knows the mix of scents will agitate him and he paws at you all week before your date, each time more desperate than the last until his body finally breaks down and he’s borderline delirious, crying and cooing and nuzzling his nose into your neck and begging and begging and begging you to take care f him, to be his alpha

[ditzybat]

tim with nothing but a mild cold acting like a dying victorian child because his immune system is basically that of one: if i die, wear a superbat t-shirt with a suit and bowtie, tell no one what it means

kon: alright, let's get you back to bed hun

tim: also dump me in an incinerator i don't wanna steal jason's schtick because i don't think the authors will let me die

kon: okay you're just hallucinating now

[tedlebred]

this is probably all the tgcf you're ever gonna get out of me