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weeping-statue · 4 months ago

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Hello! I was the one that requested Andrew x reader that’s like a grandpa!

I really really liked it, and I was wondering if I could request some more headcanons for Andrew, Norton, Naib, and Antonio with a GN! Reader who’s not very conventionally attractive?

Not ugly or anything, but they definitely don’t fit the standard for beauty and they are just super surprised anyone would seek them out.

Sorry if it’s too many characters! If you need to reduce it, I’m fine with just Andrew and Antonio if that’s okay!

Thank you sm and have an amazing weekend!

OMG HELLO AGAIN!! You have no idea how happy I am to see you in my inbox again<3 I’m glad you liked it and I hope you like this one just as much!

This got really angsty so it’s definitely more of a comfort fic than anything..

This is kinda long, and I was gonna do Norton but I decided last minute not to so.. umm.. yeah. Also fun fact me and Norton share the same zodiac sign..

Uh not proof read..

Andrew, Naib, and Antonio with a not conventionally attractive GN!reader!

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Andrew

He didn’t think you’d appreciate his looks either.

So you’re moderate looking together!

He honestly wholeheartedly believes that he doesn’t deserve you, hot or not, he worships the ground you walk on because you decided to hand your heart over to him.

He can obviously tell your insecure sometimes about your looks

Cause he gets that way too..

But, he tells you he loves you and that your beautiful in his eyes, and that’s all that matters <3

So when he catches you looking in the mirror, disgusted to no end, he puts his nervousness aside and takes action.

“Ew.”

That’s all you could think. You’ve been pulling and prodding at your face for what felt like hours. No matter how much makeup you throw on you can’t escape being so.. moderate. It’s all you ever are. Why can’t you be something more? Why does everyone else look so good and you’re just the sad little camera man? Never destined to be on stage, in the light with the others, like you deserve.

The one thing you’re good at, is your pathetic job. And even then, you’re sure others would succeed at it more if they tried.

Eyes glance down at the used makeup wipe in your hand. Further tracking to the open lipsticks, and eyeshadow palettes. And a deep sigh escapes you, why do you even try? It’s not like it matters.

Then you start to wonder if maybe, just maybe, you were a last resort. Your not pretty, your not stunning-

Cough

Andrew stands behind you, coughing to get your attention, while watching you, his eyes filed with pity.

You really didn’t hear him come in, and it startled you. How long has he been standing there? Did he hear you? Most likely..

You start to explain, “Andrew, it’s not what it looks like, I’m just-”

But he cuts you off, “No, I.. I know what you’re thinking. What you’re doing. I know that look all too well. I just didn’t think I’d have to see you wear it.”

“What-?” You began again, but he shakes his head, walking up to you, hesitantly reaching out to you with his shaky nimble fingers. Pulling you into a hug, that felt almost.. forced. But it was comforting either way. He takes a deep breath steeling himself for what he’s about to say, and then blurts out,

“Being, what I am, has always been unsavory in my eyes. I’ve grown too comfortable with the common look of disgust that sometimes I show it to myself. But that changed when I met you, you helped show me a new way to look at myself. I just never assumed you’d feel the same way I did. Even though others may not think you’re gorgeous, at least I do. You’re like an angel. My angel.”

…

Wow.. he really just said all of that? For you? And meant it? He really does love you..

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Naib

He’s a man of very few words.

So instead he shows it in actions!

He’s not much to look at either in his opinion, he’s more of a scarred, battle harden, shell shocked, soldier, that definitely has survivors guilt.

Instead of Andrew’s reason of not deserving you, he believes that he’s just a used up broken man that should be dead with the rest of his platoon. But this wonderful person in his life is a sign that maybe he should stick around.

You’ve given him meaning to live, so for that, he’s forever grateful. And that means, he loves you more than anything. Looks don’t matter as much to him as you’d think, so when he sees you going quiet and distancing he knows how to fix this.

He hadn’t seen you all day, except for breakfast, when you grabbed a piece of toast, kissed his head and said a quick “I love you.”

He knows you more than you think, so he understood why you were upset.

Which is why he begs one of the survivors who can actually cook well, to make your favorite dish. Basically making a care package for you and giving you a letter that decently tells you that you’re perfect the way you are and that he loves you.

With the care gift done he shyly makes his way to your room, avoiding other people knowing that he’s gone soft.

He gently knocks on your door, waiting for you to open. And when he’s greeted with your tired form he awkwardly hands it to you.

Mumbling, “I know you weren’t feeling well today. And since I’m no good with words I thought this would make up for my lack of them. If you’d like me to stay, and listen, or just be here with you, then just let me know.”

A small smile grows on your face and that causes him to let out a breath he didn’t know he was holding. He was so worried that you’d slam the door in his face or worse, hate it.

You open the door further to let him in, “do you think I could get some cuddles?”

This is what the note would say,

“Dear, ____

This took me hundreds of try’s but I think this is the one. I know what it’s like to be insecure, and even though that’s hard to admit, I’ll admit it for you. I love you, so much, and even though looks don’t matter to me, I find you to be absolutely lovely. Anyone who says differently is blind and doesn’t know what they’re missing out on. I’m so lucky to have you.

Sincerely,

Naib.”

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Antonio

…

Look at him..

REALLY LOOK AT HIM..

HES GOT A DEVIL IN HIM AND AGSHSHDB

Yeah he’s a cutie, but umm.. come on now..

He knows that he Lowkey got fucked up and maybe the face card don’t hit like it used to but hey, at least you appreciate him anyways..

Antonio definitely will just smother you in kisses and will not let go until you agree you’re beautiful, and you have to mean it.

Antonio has you wrapped in his hair and confined to bed, lanky arms wrapped around you as he kisses your face.

You groan, “Hey! It’s been three hours! Let me go! I have things to do!”

Antonio continues his pecks, saying in between, “Nope, not until you say it.”

After a few more minutes of brooding silence, you cave, “Fine! I’m beautiful. Are you happy?”

He pauses, and frowns, “Do you mean it?”

…

Did you?

If he thinks you are, then you have to be? Right?

“Yeah. Yeah, I do.”

Another kiss is placed but this time more gently and lovingly on your lips. The hair gently untangles from your body and his arms loosen.

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Idk if you can tell that this is rushed, just a bit. But I’m not sure I like this one.. I hope you enjoyed it anyways!

#idv x reader #andrew kreiss x reader #antonio paganini x reader #naib x reader

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kookiesnerotica · 1 year ago

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Harley quinn And Joker Syndrome.

Chapter 1 - It's all in the Chemistry.

Series Materlist

Series taglist: @kaydsr3venge

Chapter WARNINGS: Fingering, dirty talk, Underage drug use, Intoxication, foul langauge.

E N J O Y

You were sat at the bar of the country club, sarah sat next to you, sipping her fruity mocktail, and blabbering on about something you couldn't quite recall, truth be told you weren't paying any attention to her, you were off in your head. "Hello!" She brings you back to reality with the waving of her hand in front of your face. "Dude are you even listening?" She says, visibly annoyed. "No..I am. I'm Listening" You lied. She pauses for a moment looking at you, before she signs. "This is about ryan, isn't it?". Just by the replying look on your face, she knew that it was. Ryan was your boyfriend...now ex, He was the captin of the football team, he was your vice president, he was the love of your life, or atleast that's what you thought before walking in on him and Leah benson in his bedroom.

"Sweetie, you have to move on. Ryan's like an idiot, leah's a slut, and your hot." she says, you know she's trying to cheer you out, but it wasn't working.

"Besides there is plenty of fish in the sea." She shrugs, guestering to the busy country club, " You are kidding right?" You chuckled, causing the blonde girl to giggle. "No i am serious, the worlds like your fucking oyster." You looked around the country club then back to your best friend. "Everyone here is either a ugly, or old enough to father my older brother!" You reported, she also takes a look around. "Right!" she says in a hushed tone. She ponders for a moment. The next moment, topper is walking up to you guys, "Hey babe!" he says wraping his arms around the seated girl, embracing her into a side hug, and planting kisses on her forehead. "Hi" she smiles.

"Y/n, how are you." he finally notices you. "Fine." you half smiled. Watching sarah and topper was like pouring salt on a fresh wound, memories of you and ryan flash rapidly across your mind. "What are your plans for today?" He asked his girlfriend. "Eat a tub of ice cream while watching netflix with y/n" she replies. "Sounds awesome, however if you ladies wanna swing by my house, i am having a little get together."

"So....a party?" Sarah corrects. "Same thing."

Sarah looks at you waiting for you to answer. "We'll be there!" She answers, you shoot her a questioning look, to which she smiles and winks. "Anways, i am gonna go finish setting up." Topper says, pecking his girlfriend on the lips, "Bye baby!" she says.

"See you y/n" he waves off.

"Hell no! i am not going to a party." You it clear. "Why not?" she scoffs. "Cause...keluce is going to be there." You make up a lame excuse, your older brother had nothing to do with why you didn't want to attend tonight's party. "Lame excuse. Try again!" she shuts you down.

"You are so going to the party!" she chuckles.

9pm:

You were on the coach, a tub of ice cream on your lap, 'Too Hot To Handle' playing on your tv, you were enjoying. Sarah had been calling you non stop, to which you resorted to swtiching your phone to silent. Suddenly the door bell rang, you ignored it, but then it rung again, followed by a banging on the door, "Y/n i know you are in there!" You heard sarah's voice on the other side of the door. You scoffed, getting up and heading to the door.

"Ew, you look gross." she says barging in. "Thanks, love you too." you said closing the door behind you. "Alright, hit the showers, while i pick out something from your closet." she sasses, her hands placed on her hips. "Sarah i already said i am not going." you said meekly. "Oh no! no. no." she scoffs. "Lemme me tell you something babes, ryan isn't becoming a coach potato, and drowning his sorrows over a tub of ice cream, he is living it up!" she pulls out her phone, to show you his instagram feed, which showcased him partying, clubbing, and having fun.

Seeing this made you furious, furious enough to say. "Fuck it! Let me take a shower!".

"Yay! Babes i am so proud of you!" She squeeled.

10pm.

It took an hour, but you were dressed, you looked in the mirror and you couldn't help but admire yourself. Sarah had picked out a short, red flowy sun dress, which suited you, it hung loose and short on your body. "You look hot!" she complimented you, the smile on her face so huge and childlike. "Let's go." You smiled at her.

10:30pm

You arrived at The Thorton mansion, crowds of teenage kooks swarmed the place, the music vibrated through you as you entered. Almost immediatley topper spoted you, he grabed two signiture solo cups and head staright towards you and sarah. He handed both of you a cup, As soon as you held the cup up to your face, the stench of alchol hit your nose, catching you off guard. You watched as your bestfriend chugged the liquid in her cup. "Y/n, i am gonna steal sarah for a moment." You'd been around sarah and topper to know what that meant. "Honey, will you be fine on your own?" She says with a look of concern. "Yeah..no you can go, i'll be fine." You nod. "Okay, have fun." she kisses your cheek, before grabbing her boyfriends hand, together they disapered into the crowd. You, and your solo cup walked around the house, looking at the many faces, some you knew, some you were just seeing for the first time.

You adventuring around the thorton house, led you upstairs, which seemed quiter, than downstairs. You found a quite room, and without thinking much, you opened the door. "What the fuck!" Called out a familar voice, which came from a familar boy. Rafe.

"Y/n?" He calls, as you tried to walk away. "Come in." he clears his throat. You debated on wheather you should go in or not, but in the end you decided to go in. Upon entry you noticed not only the people that were seated on the coach but heavy smell of weed, white powder arranged in neat little lines on the clear coffee table in front of the older cameron. "Have a seat!" he said, The only seat left was one directly opposite rafe, and next to some lightskin guy with dreads, whoose eyes wondered onto yours. You took the seat. "Guy's this is y/n lawerence, Keluces younger sister." Rafe introduces you.

"Hi i am lauren." The cute red head sat next to rafe says. "Nate." a raven haired boy sat next to lauren says. "Christina." A blonde haired girl introduces. Finally the guy sat next to you "What's up, I'm jack."

"We were playing truth or drink before you interputed us." Rafe says, as he exhaled smoke from his mouth. "Since its nate's turn, why doesn't he ask y/n." Christina suggests. "Alright!" Nate sighs. "So y/n, have you ever shoplifted?"

"Nope." You answered as you fiddled with your hands on your lap. "What the fuck are these lame ass questions?" Lauren laughs, It was at this point that you noticed Rafe's icey blue eyes were staring at you, his eyes scanned you. As soon as you realized this, you turned away, looking anywhere but in his direction. "Here" Jack passes you a lit joint. "Oh i don't smoke.", immdiately earning a laugh from everyone in the room, excluding rafe, who only chuckled. "Do it pussy!"Lauren says, you felt the pressure of people, how heavy their eyes felt. "It'll make you feel good!" Rafe says in a low, but alluring tone, you looked up to meet his eyes. You accpected the joint, placing it inbetween your lips, while not breaking eye contact with rafe, you exhale, feeling the hot smoke rush into your chest, you exhaled, feeling the smoke slightly burn the back of your throat. "One more hit!" Christina says amused. So you did the process again, Rafe's eyes still fixated into yours. This time when you exhaled, you felt your brain get fuzzy, the sound of the music downstairs seemed like the only sound in the world, warmth and comfort surrounded your body, your eyes felt heavy, you felt fucking euphoric, you passed the joint back to jack. "Good girl." Rafe says smiling at you, his eyes still burning into you.

Several rounds of Truth of drink were played, you continued to smoke, getting higher as the night passes. "We should play Seven Mintues in heaven!" Lauren called out, you could tell there was something between her and rafe, as his hands were wrapped around her waist, and they got touchy with each other as time passes. Everyone agreed, at some point your slurred you agreement." "Y/n should spin first!" Rafe says, smurking when your eyes meet, you spun the empty 'jack daniels' bottle, and it landed in between lauren and rafe. Lauren's facial expressions seemed to change when Jack shouts "Rafe!" and the rest of the group agrees that it landed on rafe. You felt your heart beat increasing.

You watched as Rafe got up, coming over to you. You crained your neck up just to contact his eyes. "Shall we?" he hold out his hand, you hesitate, but give in. You felt unsteady as soon as you stood up, rafe's hand rushing to your waist, to keep you balanced. "Thanks." You cleared your throat. Rafe led you to a seprate room. You sat down on the edge of the bed, whilst the dirty blonde boy sat next to you.

"We don't have to anything you don't want." he sniffled wiping his thumb across his nose. "Okay." You squeeked out, your throat feeling dryer than the saharah. You sat in complete silence feeling your high. "Lemme ask you something?" He licks his lips, "Sure."

"Out of all the parties thrown, why'd you attened today?"

"I am turning over a new leaf, learning how to live again." Words seemed to just flow out of you, it wasn't what you wanted to say, but it was the truth. "I understand, You've been just existing, not living." Rafe added, it's like he stole the words from your mouth. "Yeah, exactly like that." You smiled. You watched as rafe pulled out a small baggie of white powder, which you concluded to be coke, from his pocket. He scooped some out with his key, held it up to his nose, and snorted. He looked staright into you, "Want some?"

"I've never done coke before." you admit, your tone and the fact that you seemed inexperinced, sounded so lame to you. You took the bag and key from rafe, scooping some white powder onto the edge of your key, bringing it up to your nose, and without thinking you snorted it. It burned upon its first contact with you nose, but as it went further down your anatomy, the burning stopped, replaced by a slight bitter taste at the back of your throat. But all that aside, as you felt a wave of what could only be defined as beautiful energy. You felt powerful, devine, euhophric, like you hand the world on your plam. "Woah!" You whisphered out. For the first time in your whole life, you felt it. You felt alive. You felt fuzzy, and blurry, like the whole room was swaying at a constant beat, you looked at rafe. Who seemed so handsome, his sharp jawline, his blue eyes darkened by his sins, the way a peice of hair fell onto his forhead. "Are you okay?"

"I feel good." You noted, "Yeah?"

"Mmmhmm." You noded. You hadn't noticed that there was no space left between you and rafe, you felt his hand touching your thigh, pushing your dresser higher up. His touch ignited your body, several butterflies swarming not just your stomach, but the entire surface of your body. He used his other hand to cup your cheek, leaning in closer to you, forheads touching, eyes interlocked into each other. "Let me make you feel alive." He whispered against you, you noded.

You felt rafe's soft lips, smash onto yours. Tounges playing against one and other, His salivia introducing the taste of beer, weed, and mint into your mouth. His hands going further up your updress. You moaned into his mouth as you felt his fingers ghost over your clit. "Fuck! You are wet. All this for me.' He breathed out. The kiss went from your lips, to your jaw, down to your neck. "Open you legs for me." He whispered into your neck. You did as he asked, granting him more access to the wet mess, that was in between your legs.

you felt as he moved your panties to the side, his fingers warm, as they play with your clit, a moan fell from your lips. Rafe's finger slowly make their way into your entrance, you felt your pussy stretch around his hands, gasping as they entered. "Look at me baby!" He demanded, you opened your eyes, to meet rafe's lustful blue eyes. "Don't take your eyes off me."

"Fuck!" You moaned as you felt his fingers pumping at a slow and steady pace. "Mhmmm, you like that.?" "Mhmmhmm."You moan as you feel you core tighten, you felt your hips lifting and lighlty thrusting into rafe's fingers, which provided more pleasure. "Rafe." You called out, biting into your lip, your eyes still locked into his.

Suddenly the door burst open, lauren stood on the other side of the door. "What the fuck!" she shrieks. "Get the fuck out!" Rafe screamed, breaking eye contact with you.

Lauren's interpution brought you back down to reality. What the fuck were you doing, getting fingered by Rafe fucking cameron. Your best friend's older brother, Your brother's best friend, unagruably the worst guy on the whole damn island, he was bad, you knew that. You had got caught up, you were acting unlike you. You push his hands out from under your dress, "What are you doing?" he asks.

"I have to go." you clear your throat, rushing out of the room and past lauren who was still stood there. You needed air, you felt like you couldn't breathe, the air in the house was too stuffy, you couldn't think clearly. You had to get out.

The cool outerbanks air hit your face as soon as you managed to get outside, your thoughts raced, your head spinning, you felt dizzy, sick to your stomach. Waves of nausea suddenly crashed over you, you hunched over, vomiting everything onto the grass, the acidic taste of bile fill your mouth. You felt disgusting.

"Y/n?" You heard your brother's voice, you felt over sitmulated in the momen. "Keluce, I'm sorry." You slurred, you swayed at the lack of balance you had, you felt your brother hold you up. "Are you high?". You felt so digusting, like the most terrible person on the planet. "I'm sorry." you hugged him, tears spilling out of your eyes. "Okay y/n, please tell me what's going on." You opened your eyes to see rafe standing by the door way, he smirked looking at you. You brust into a sob as you watched rafe cameron lick his two fingers that had perviously just been inside you, a sick, twisted smirk painted on his face as he watched you. He winked at you before going back inside the party house. "Take me home." You sniffled on your older brothers shoulder.

"Get some sleep, y/n." Keluce says as he tucks you. "Good night." you walked out, he shot you a warm, caring smile, and turned off the light, closin the door as he left. As soon as the complete lonesome darkness sit in, you began to cry, hot tears streamed down your face as you come to the hard realization.

You didn't feel digusting because it was rafe cameron, you felt disgusted because you liked it, further more, that you liked Rafe.

Chapter 2.

Rikki

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themightymoose · 6 months ago

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A Day at the Museum

Imagine seeing a teenage girl walking all those animals in real life

Bruh they were having nightmares

Poor dudes

They just like me fr

Sunil just got a concussion

They're taking the eyes to the extreme

Them playing ball <3

Uh oh

"If dogs ran the world-" "Zoe stfu."

Blythe you rebel you

Poor Zoe is stuck with Sunil and Vinnie

Blythe you suck at lying

Damn all that for nothing

Minka pls for the love of god listen to Minka

Fantasy time

What an interactive fantasy

This security guard sucks at his job

Zoe taking one for the team

Can someone explain how these fantasies work

Oh hooray a song :D

Sung by all my least favorite pets :)

OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

EW KILL THEM IT'S SO UGLY

So this song is just them singing about their dinosaur self insert ocs then

OH NO HE TOOK RUSSELL

Hey it's the iconic Sunil, Vinnie, and Pepper trio again :)

I might make headcanons about them as a trio

Why are they saying dudes

NOOOO RUSSELL DON'T GET SUCKED INTO THE FANTASY

"I can't help it... I'm still nervous :(" I love the line delivery

They're trying to help Pepper relax 🥺 (yes I know it's probably so that they don't have do deal with Pepper's scent but sssshhhh let me have this)

Okay damn they just left Pepper nevermind

Fake friends

"I'M GONNA START TAKING THIS PERSONALLY!" You should at this point

"Hello 😐" poor Pepper man she just got abandoned

Vinnie figure it out :)

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU GUYS DON'T KNOW HOW TO END THE FANTASY

I'm feeling Blythe's stress right now

Nawwww you can't talk about Pepper like that she's RIGHT THERE

Look at her face

At least he's a nice security guard

"Wtf guys you abandoned me."

What

I'm done here

Side note: I find the fact that they all went missing in my order from least favorite to favorite pet hilarious (Minka, Penny, Zoe, Russell, Vinnie and Sunil, and Pepper, who never left)

#moose liveblogs lps 2012 #lps #lps 2012 #littlest pet shop #littlest pet shop 2012

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kitzani · 10 months ago

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made more incorrect quotes

N: Whoa, Uzi, what’s up with that angry face? Uzi: Thad won’t stop talking about how “Ancient Egyptians were furries”. Thad: But they were! Just looks at all their gods- Uzi: Oh my god, SHUT UP!

Nori: Is stabbing someone immoral? Thad: Not if they consent to it. J: Depends on who your stabbing. V: YES??!!?

J: Who would you swipe right for? Thad or N? Nori: I would delete the app.

Uzi, looking over Khan’s shoulder: You can draw? Khan, stopping what they were doing: You can speak?

J: Yeva, you were so wasted last night. Yeva: I wasn't that drunk! J: ...You called a taxi home. Yeva: Yeah! It's called being responsible! J: The party was at your house. Yeva: ...Crap.

N, explaining why they are not allowed to cook: I put the noodles in the pot and put the pot on the stove and turned the burner on high. Turns out you don't put noodles in marijuana and I almost burnt the whole house down.

Nori: *Answers phone.* Hello? J: It's J. Nori: What did they do this time? J: No, it's me, Nori. It's actually me. Nori: What did you do this time?

V, trying to comfort Lizzy: What's the problem? Anxiety? Low self-esteem? Obsessive thoughts of random arson? I've been there.

Doll: You... you saved me. You're not a beast at all. YOU'RE A HERO, AN UGLY UGLY UGLY HERO! Thad: Call me ugly again, and maybe I will eat you.

N: I think Nori is in trouble. J: Alright. Struggling to give a fuck, if I’m honest.

V: You know what your problem is? N: I only have one?

N: Ew. What kind of tea is this? Thad: I boiled gatorade.

J: Consider the fundraising over! Your hero has arrived! V: Uhh… where did you get so much money from, J? J: Well, you know, I’m pretty good at numbers. I just crunched them, I stretched them, I analyzed my accounts, I timed the market- *police sirens start to wail in the background* V: DID YOU ROB A BANK?! J: Oh, come on, V, do you really think so little of me? *opens the bag as purple dye explodes on their face* V: J: …it was a credit union.

Uzi: Is… Is that meant to be on fire? J: No… not really. Uzi: Are you going to do something about it? J: Hm… nah.

Lizzy: I feel like everyone on this island is suspicious, Thad. Except you! Thad: But Lizzy, I think you're suspicious! Lizzy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Yeva: When I was young, I left a trail of broken hearts like a rockstar. I'm not proud of it. Thad: You're kind of proud of it. You work it into a lot of conversations.

Kidnapper: I have one of your friends. Yeva: Which one? I have seven. Kidnapper: The loud, annoying, rowdy one who never shuts up. Yeva: Which one? I have seven. Thad, distantly: HEY!!!

#these are so in character and out of character at the same time #if i see another j and yeva interaction im going to have flashbacks #imagine if solver thad existed #total drama island but it's murder drones #its too long.#im way too bored

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lemmilemura · 2 years ago

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Watching OOUIL

HEAVY SPOILER WARNING FOR LITERALLY THE ENTIRE SHOW I wrote down anytime I had important/sudden thoughts about stuff. Little warning, there is quite a lot of times I just simp over Simon, but what's new? There will be timestamps so you can go and look what happened to cause that reaction. Also since I was watching in one sitting and it was already past midnight and I was recovering from fever and tired and all that good stuff, towards the end and the last few episodes I didn't write down much. That is also the reason for the many, many typos xD I apologize

Episode 1

00:10 > literally just hearing Simon’s voice is already doing smth to me xD

00:22 > Simon honey I love you but that jacket was a CHOICE

00:50 > not the “I ship it” comment qwq

01:09 > god bronwyn's parents suck

01:26 > I only have my headphones on one ear and like Simon keeps talking and I never want him to stop xD

01:31 > Ah yes, the classic “ew our parents are kissing” teenager trope. just suck it up, Maeve

01:42 > i know, i know, i'm just being nitpicky, but Bronwyn’s phone says she had headphones connected? no she doesn’t

01:52 > if you ever see me smiling that wide while running, please assume I’ve been possessed, I probably have

02:02 > oh my god i can FEEL the sand in Copper’s shoes qwq

02:12 > Wildcats? isn't that like also a meme? like “What team? Wildcats!” idk I’ve only seen it a handful of times

02:46 > even if i hadnt read the book/had no idea what happens I’d still 100% know Cooper’s dad is gonna be an ass

03:21 > Addy is like, so naturally pretty qwq Girlie you don’t have to do all of this qwq I just wanna give her a hug man. And a gun so she can get rid of Jake. I’d help her hide the body too. Sorry, got a lil too into it there xD

03:28 > her outfit is soooo pretty tho I mean c’mon

03:44 > A bad love story? Like a… BAD ROMANCE?

03:47 > “Varsity skank squad” Damn Simon! Really going in on Addy, huh?

03:56 > the “well, you know” should NOT have affected me as much as it did xD

04:08 > Addy, remember that gun I talked about? Yeah, use it on your mom too while you’re at it

04:18 > god Jake is ugly. I’l sorry to any fans of his actor but damn. it really do be the basic white bois huh?

04:23 > you can see how uncomfy Addy is qwq

04:41 > “we’ll be quick” we get it, jake, you don’t last long

05:07 > TJ looks wise? no thanks. TJ being a dumbass? bonus points

05:10 > why does that chick look almost identical to Addy?

05:22 > Everyone wants to fuck a bad boy? Honey I want you. I mean if Simon isn’t a bad boy then what is he?

05:29 > “I’ve got so much dirt his probation officer is gonna bury him in it”? Simoooon, look at you with the metaphores

05:44 > Run bitch, ruuuuun! Or alternatively, “I’m fast as fuck boie!”

06:12 > God how I wish I was Janae right now……

06:17 > My god that shirt has a vneck… don’t be shy, take off the tshirt underneath…

06:39 > Lesbians?? In my tv show?? Fuuuck yeeeah!

06:45 > oh my god he’s wearing an earring… Quick, what’s the gay earring rule again? “Right ear means gay, eft means not gay but expressing feminine side” You heard it here first, folks, Simon is a secret Femboy xD

06:46 > these slowmo shottssssss I am living

07:16 > Simon, honey, that is such a bad idea to just have AboutThat open to anyone who flips open your laptop! C’mon, I thought you were smarter than this

07:21 > I would be looking at him the exact same way, Janae.

07:27 > The smirk,??????? HELLO?????

07:42 > I’ve said it a lot and i will 100% say it again, but DAMN Simon is just so pretty qwq Perfect actor choice 10/10

07:44 > “She can’t prove it’s me” This school probably has security cameras, yes she’d know it’s you. But then again, if the school did have cameras, they’d have solved the mystery waaaay quicker.

07:49 > I am never going to emotionally recover from this

08:19 > he literally has “cold blue eyes” like in the book and that’s what made me immediately fall for him in the first place!!!!

08:23 > What the fuuuuuuuck :0

08:39 > “There is is… that damn smile”

08:45 > Love that she wrote Avengers but from what I can see they’re all DC. Great job, teach

09:17 > Just noticed Bronwyn’s necklace and damn is it ugly

10:02 > Bronwyn never did make it to Debate…

10:16 > no but why is that kinda cute? the way he’s tilting his body like a kid qwq

10:19 > :0 this is where the book starts!! THE COLD BLUE EYESSSSS

10:32 > Is Simon…. shorter than Bronwyn? Or is it just her shoes?? omg is he shmol qwq

11:02 > The way hes sitting, twiddling his fingers, I just, I’m dying

11:05 > then again, there’s probably a lot going through his head, isn’t there?

11:16 > Bronwyn please just stfu. Avery will not believe you. I know, cuz I’ve read the book

11:27 > Isn’t Bronwyn supposed to be the smart kid? Cuz that wasn’t that smart

11:40 > I love his personalityyyyy so sassy

12:25 > he knew she’d say that… he knew…

12:33 > You can see it on his face qwq I hate this qwq

12:49 > Eggs instead of a carcrash? Weird choice but ok

13:17 > I mean he probably doesn’t have one so xD

13:18 > Nooooooo, he drank iiiitttt qwq

13:31 > It’s taking this long? How? Shouldn’t it happen immediately? Or is that cuz of the amount of water?

13:56 > Nooooooooooooooo qwq I can’t watch this, I’m just gonna start crying qwq

15:48 > I skipped ahead, I couldn’t watch that qwq Reading it is way easier than seeing it

15:54 > my god jake looks ridiculous xD

16:06 > Looked like he was dead? Honey he is!

16:27 > Keely is so pretty qwq

16:56 > They could 100% pass for a straight couple it’s wild

17:07 > Florence and the machine? Like FFXV Florence and the machine? :0000

17:17 > pffffff

17:41 > Bruh does she look okay? She just witnessed her classmate dying! She probably isn’t!

18:09 > He also has an earring?? dafuq

18:53 > Yeah it was!! Wait til you find out the backstory to it

19:00 > his side profile xDDD

19:15 > you can see the tension between hem, god damn

19:32 > Simon’s baaaaaag :0

20:28 > is he getting suspicious??

20:47 > how does her mother know? she a doctor or smth?

21:01 > god that “Bayview High School” could not look any faker xD

21:11 > Janaaaeeee qwq she needs a hug just as much as I do rn qwq

21:24 > The deathstareeeeeee :0 Janae

21:31 > Reading the book I never cared much for Janae, but actually seeing her so fucking sad and close to tears? It’s hitting

22:10 > QWQ I AM GOING TO CRY

23:32 > “Trauma bonding with Nate” I don’t even know this person’s name but I like their humor xD

26:41 > There is no way in hell they both look at eachother at the same time! That’s bull!

28:05 > That’s just creepy, man

28:40 > Sheetmusic? She plays an instrument besides piano? Huh

30:06 > Across the street you say?

30:24 > Okay, that was funny xD

31:13 > Nonnyyy, the icoonnn

31:49 > She iss!!

33:22 > STANLEYYYYYYY :DDDDD

33:38 > stanley is sooo judging him rn xD

33:44 > I forgot Stanley is his pfp xD

34:21 > she legit looks about 10 years older than him…

34:45 > Nuuuuuu Naaate :0

37:17 > Simon knows everything, Addy. Also TJ is such a sweetheart

39:31 > Ok, so, we watched the first 2 episodes in class a year ago and I fucking hate this part I get so much secondhand embarrassment so I’m sorry Janae but I’m gonna skip ahead

42:21 > Nooo, c’mon Nate! Don’t do this!

43:14 > oooooooooooh?

43:27 > Wait, so if Jake is in the pool he can’t have posted it, so it must have been Janae? If she had to write that my god poor girl qwq

44:43 > how tf did anyone get into the trunk? did she leave it unlocked? C’mon Bronwyn!

Total note count for episode 1: 96

Episode 2

00:37 > his hair is even more of a mess than usual xD

00:44 > Wait is this a flashback to when she cheated :000

00:49 > re really doesn’t

01:02 > please don’t fuck outside on the grass

01:07 > now THAT, is a view I really do not mind ;))))

01:5? > hair police? yours is literally the most basic hair ever, you have no right to talk

03:34 > shweeties

04:19 > is that a food truck right outside their school????

05:09 > yeowch

05:38 > the idea of Simon running a podcast, exposing ppl is actually a really fun concept xD

06:20 > not the contact name being “Asshole” xDDDD

06:55 > :00000000000000 Daaaaaaaaamn

07:36 > Nuuuu, Keely qwq babyyy

08:05 > i assume the teacher was turned around because that was so obvious addy!

08:20 > Bruh’s got a death note xDD he would be the type tho

08:56 > what was the notebook forrrrrrr Simoooonnn

10:00 > how tf did this random officer know that’s Addy?

11:58 > really? cmon now, thats so shitty xD

12:19 > more like Homiecide xD

13:42 > why tf is this mom reading AboutThat? xD

13:53 > HES THE MAYORS KID? Ooooh he got the moooooneeeeyyyy

15:02 > Addy……. qwq

16:09 > that was faaaaaast, coop xD

18:03 > :000000000000000

18:10 > Nooooooo, Coooooopppp qwq

20:52 > ok thats actuall kinda cute qwq can you imagine lil kid simon?

22:27 > Two late, two phone related detentions… interesting

24:07 > jis house is so prettyyyyy qwq I wanna live there!

24:16 > TINY SIMONNNNN OH MY GOD BABYYYYY QWQWQWQWQWQ

25:16 > Simon’s mom is fiiiiiiine, I see wher he get’s his good looks from xD

15:29 > Janaaaaaeeee qwq

26:26 > Simon in a suuuuiiittttt Lord have mercy!

26:38 > those fucking professionbal, model photographs xDDD

26:53 > How did she know where his room is? It’s a very very nice room tho, if I may

27:12 > wonder what that sign says…. also his bed looks nice! really comfy too :)

27:43 > look at that fucking setup man! daaaaaamn

27:50 > why is there fucking steps at the door??? xD

28:55 > can I just emphasize the fact his room looks so nice??

29:54 > yeeeeep he def got his looks from his mom, his dad is uglyy xD

30:11 > it would not, actually. not at all

31:25 > i dont think thats the best conversation starter, Maeve xD

32:08 > he did not go to hell! >:0

32:50 > A DRUMSET? AND A GUITAR????? HELLO WHERE IS THAT CONTENT?????

33:32 > Bronwyn can you stfuuuuuu you’re only making this worse

33:47 > atleast hes honest xD

35:07 > this house is so pretty qwq i am so jealous qwq

35:44 > “the incredible hair” pffff

37:56 > A, and I cannot stress this enough, WOOGA

38:59 > I’m gonna fucking scream he looks so goooooododdddd my lord i will not survive

41:22 > I am still not over that giant fucking picture of SImon in the background xD

42:46 > Girl the only thng you did was cheat ona fucking test it’s not the end of the wrld!

46:48 > since when are full names used? wasnt it just initials in the book? now this is just evil, initials multiple ppl can have, but full names? C'mon dude!

47:25 > MAEVE??????? WhAT THE FUCK???

Total note count for episode 2: 53

Episode 3

00:17 > Keelyyyyy babyyy I love her qwq

00:47 > shes such a shweety qwq

00:59 > another PERFECT OUTFIT 10/10 MY GOD

01:04 > I don’t even know what to say at this point

01:38 > he diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid :)

02:14 > no you fucking dont!

02:55 > Addy is entering her girlboss ear and I love that for her

03:33 > bruh please just use a hairbrush xD

05:20 > its goin down!! hands are being thrown!!

06:39 > addy needs a hug qwq

07:42 > :0 escandalo!

09:10 > they kinda look like siblings wait i love it qwq

11:42 > the laptooooppppp :0

14:51 > okay Janae’s outfits are also really nice, i get why they were bffs xD

16:08 > :00000000000 MAEVEEEEEEEEE OH MY GOOOOOOOOOD

17:13 > why do literalyl all the parents in this suck?

17:39 > Addyyy what are you doing?

17:53 > Addy! No!

19:21 > TJ looks like a kicked puppy qwq

21:14 > you didnt say it but your face sure did

22:26 > and another perfect outfit!

22:29 > he just keeps getting finer, huh?

22:47 > Daaaamn Simoooooon! :0

22:56 > he looks so ethereal, like an angel or god of some sort :0

23:15 > omg Simon is shmol qwq shmol bean

23:33 > the rings, the bracelets, the necklaces, LORD HAVE MERCY PLEASE

24:20 > NOT NATE :00000 NOOOOOO

29:17 > i love that Addy is dressing for herself now qwq

30:26 > Nooo, Coooperrrr qwq

31:18 > i know that was meant to be all angsty and stuff but it just looked so weird xD

33:56 > Awwwww, Janaaeee qwq

36:13 > WHAAAAAAAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUCK :000 I mean same, but still, I was NOT expecting that

36:53 > :0000000000000000000 my exact face rn

37:39 > oh yes we are bronwyn!

38:19 > DONT DO IT COOPER PLEASE QWQ

40:45 > There he is again, in that amazing outfit!

41:05 > his faaaaaaaaace oh my god cooper you have a death wish or something?

42:36 > out of all the 4 stories, bronwyns is the most boring to me xD

45:21 > “straight cosplay” pffffff

Total note count for episode 3: 39

Episode 4

00:31 > his outfits never miss! they’re always so good qwq

00:41 > I love that he’S smaller than atleast 3 of the 4 others xD

01:47 > STANLEY! :D

03:20 > Janae with her hair down tho??????

13:33 > Stanley’s just listening in to all the drama xD

22:30 > how about Addy and Janae just get together? I would not complain xD

24:54 > “actual lizard” pffffff

26:13 > IT WAS JANAE???? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO QWQ

39:22 > Mf looks like a goddamn cryptid xD

41:32 > oh my god hes PISSED you can see it in his faceeee

44:19 > Maaaaaaaaaeve what are you doing????

44:50 > Its momther!

Total note count for epsiode 4: 12

Episode 5

02:00 > if I was sitting in Bronwyns spot I would not be able to focus at all xD

03:20 > Yes addy!!!! Looking good! rocking the short hair!

06:36 > where tf?

13:43 > wtf Cooper???

18:28 > Bronwyn can you not be an asshole for one episode please?

19:02 > MAEVE WAS WHAT???? TO SIMON??? IM SORRY????

21:29 > Bronwyyyyyyyyyyyn whyyyyyyyy oh my god!

23:52 > they look like such lesbians and I am living for it

33:11 > and ANOTHER perfect fit from Simon, god damn!

39:52 > Please don’t leave Stan behind qwq

Total note count for episode 5: 10

Episode 6

01:07 > janaeeeeeeee that loooook I love itttt

4:31 > “then one summer he got abs” pfffff

04:52 > Janae gave him the idea?????

16:35 > Members of Simon’s what????

21:33 > Awwwww, wait, that’s so cute qwq I knew Janae couldn’t be straight when she dresses like that xD

22:03 > Their dynamic is just chefs kiss xD

22:26 > You can make a move on my anyday xD

33:10 > :0000000000000 NOW THAT IS NOT SOMETHING I EXPECTED TO SEE BUT I AM VERY MUCH WELCOMING IT

36:14 > why are they fucking burning the epi-pen?

37:16 > thats wierdly sweet qwq

37:29 > I know I’m just repeating myself at this point but Simon really does have the best outfits

37:48 > Ayooo? AYO???

38:37 > What if Janae, Maeve and Simon just get in a poly relationship? Problem solved xD

38:51 > His humourrrrr

40:00 > LESBIAAAAAAAAAAAAANSSSSSSSSSSS

40:25 > AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK YEEEEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHH

Total note count for episode 6: 16

Episode 7

09:08 > The lighting in all of these flashback Simon scenes is just so good qwq

30:32 > i would also 100% be zooming in on that xD

31:43 > that’s boat racism xD

31:47 > again, his humourrrrr top tier

Total note count for episode 7: 4

Episode 8

00:17 > I don’t want it to be over yet qwq I want more Simon qwq

03:06 > that is such a simple signature are you kidding me?

11:29 > I seriously need to calm down xD I can’t keep reacting like this any time SImon is on screen xD

11:41 > THE LIGHTING AND WINDOWS AND FRAMING AND OMG

12:08 > pfff the sheer “what the fuck” on his face xD

15:30 > AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH one day I will just die because Simon keeps looking that good!!!!

16:40 > do I even have to say anything anymore? like at all?

17:19 > “the magic words”? are you for real xD

25:39 > so him having a lizard is a reason you like him?

27:48 > lookatem with his fucking headset xD you know he streams and just annihilates little kids on vc xD

28:16 > wait so… Simon… didnt even want to kill himself? so really Jake is the reason this all happened…

41:30 > WHAT THE FUCK IS GOJNG ON?????

42:28 > So Jake… killed… Simon? Jake is the reason he’s dead, Simon didn’t want to kill himself Jake killed him! Holy fuck this is different than the book…

42:52 > God Janae looks TERRIFYING

43:24 > YEEEEEES JANAEEEEEEEEE KILL HIIIMMMMMMMMMM GET REVENGEEEEE

44:11 > I’m not even remotely sad about this. I’m happy, really

44:21 > I still cannot believe that JAKE is the reason… welp, I know what headcanons I’m making next

44:29 > …

44:42 > YES AND HE SHOULD HAVE

45:05 > I AM ACTUALLY CRYING STOP HE LOOKS SO TERRIFIED NO

45:35 > now you will cuz YOURE OTH FUCKING DEAD

50:58 > Now what if Simon actually didn’t die? Like imagine that, Jake’s plan all going to waste!

Total note count for episode 8: 25

Total note count: 255

Welp, there you have it xD I put them all together because posting one post for every episode or a pair of episodes, eventhough I'd have to split episode 1 in half, would just be too many notifications xD

So here you go, I hope you enjoy my thoughts while watching OOUIL. :D

#oouil #oouil tv show #one of us is lying #first thoughts #first time #first watch

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forestguardianstudios · 1 month ago

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When I was a young forest guardian, I submitted a story I wrote into the Writers of the Future competition. I didn't win, I didn't place, but I really liked what I did so I drew the main characters to give them designs

This was the "villain."

EW. OLD UGLY ART.

But today...instead of working on that really big project I'm meant to be working on

I drew him again.

HELLO SAILOR ‼️‼️‼️

(the story is on my AO3 if anyone is interested in reading it)

#oc #writers of the future #it was fun to do #might submit a new story to them sometime soon #who knows #hes hot #thats my psa #thats my man #give me a man like him irl #please #god #just kill me

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correctrvbquotes · 6 months ago

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Dialing is heard from inside of Blue Base

Girlfriend: Hello?

Sister: Hey girlfriend what's up?

Girlfriend: Oh hey, you at home?

Sister: Oh no I'm babysitting or dogsitting or some shit I'm not really sure The thing's fucking ugly. Anyway it sucks, they don't even have cable here.

Junior is heard in the background, breaking objects

Sister: Shut the fuck up or I'll put you in the closet again! I'm on the phone you little bastard! Yeah, I know, I'm so good with kids or monkeys or whatever the fuck this thing is.

Girlfriend: Ew it looks like a monkey, that's gross.

Sister: Yeah, I know. You’d totally make a great mother too.

Girlfriend: I already have kids

Sister: Oh that's right, I always forget you have kids cause you never take them with us to the clubs.

Girlfriend: They charge cover.

Sister: Hey, you have you done this algebra homework yet?

Girlfriend: No I haven't done it yet.

Junior begins honking at Sister

Sister: Oh crap I gotta go this thing wants to eat, again.

Girlfriend: Okay bye.

Sister: Okay, yeah, talk to you later, love you like a sister!

Girlfriend: TTYL.

Sister: Ok little guy you're hungry?

Junior: Honk honk!

Sister: Ok, Caboose! It’s time to bleed!

Caboose: Please no.

#s5 #s5e92 #deleted scene #kaikaina #junior #junior kaikaina #girlfriend #caboose #caboose kaikaina #caboose junior

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kawaiicherryblossomperfection · 1 year ago

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hulijingemperor2 · 2 years ago

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Zixuan: *lying on his lounge chair with a cloth over his eyes* Hassang. Light the candles.

Huaisang: who died?

Or are we going to sacrifice you.

Jintang: it's for Huangdi's aromatherapy.

Zixuan: uncultured.

Huaisang: sorry Huangdi. Just don't slap me.

Jintang: does Yao Huangdi do this?

Huaisang: yea he does, but he never asked me to help.

Zixuan: maybe he's allergic to you.

Attendants: oh my, Huangdi is so savage today!

Zixuan: Ni...Nie High Socks.

I mean Huaisang. Please give me a pedicure afterwards.

Huaisang: ew!

Zixuan: *throws a scroll at him*

Huaisang: *ducks* I'm sorry Huangdi!I'm sorry!!

Jintang: Huangdi's feet smell like lotueses and jasmine.

Huaisang: is it because he does papapa with Yanli?

Zixuan: li Huanghou. And don't you mention her and our private life.

Huaisang: *gulps*

~~~

Huaisang: *snipping the loose thread from some of Zixuan's robes* do I have to do this?! *sobs* his robes are so long and beautiful.

Jintang; yes! Huangdi loves to be neat.

And you may please him.

Huaisang: I don't.

Jintang: but if you please him, he might give you gifts.

I always get trinkets from him.

Huaisang: like I give a care.

Your Huangdi is a scary diva.

Jintang: nooo, don't say that about the emperor!

Huaisang: the guy slapped me!

Jintang: it's called punishment, Huaisang. And you shouldn't anger Huangdi.

Huaisang: w..well. I don't want him to slap me again so.

Zixuan: Huasheng!

Huaisang: oh gosh. Not the war cry..

Jintang: go meet him fast! I'll have some attendants deal with his robes.

Zixuan: where is guy with he bad hair day?!

Huaisang: *entering* yes Huangdi.

Zixuan: *points* that vase is ugly. Remove it from in front of me!

Huaisang: that's what you called me for! Anyways, I find it's a pretty vase.

Zixuan: well take it if you want. I don't care.

I can call you for anything.

Huaisang: there. I removed it.

Zixuan: And please do something about this room's lighting. *looks at his reflection* it's messing with my skin.

Huaisang: how does light mess with your skin.

Zixuan: oh come on. Lighting is everything.

Huaisang: fine.

*changes the curtains* is the lighting ok now?

Zixuan: fabulous!

Huaisang: really??

Zixuan: sorry, I was looking at my reflection. Yes, the lighting is fabulous as well. Thank you, Huashang.

Zixuan: I have to go to Jingjing to meet A-Yao, just to deliver some good news!

Huaisang: Jingjing????

Zixuan: duh. That's where A-Yao lives.

Do you have amnesia?

Huaisang: and do I have to come with you?

Zixuan: obviously.

And I want to show Yaoyao my new attendant.

Huaisang: that's rude.

Zixuan: whats so rude about showing your brother that you have hired his frenemy as an attendant who must listen to your every beck and call and satisfy his diva needs, or else he would be fired or caged?

Hauisang: caged?

Zixuan: you didn't hear anything.

And A-Yao won't laugh at you, I promise. But team dimple would.

Huaisang: I despise team dimple. Hmf!!

Zixuan: why? They're fun. And Foxy's besties.

I like how they don't tolerate anyone who's against their boss.

Zixuan: oh! Maybe that's why you don't like them. Lol, sorry.

Anyways.

*makes his peacock feathers appear, which draped alongside his leg*

*raises head* please, drape them properly, remove the ones that is naturally falling out and rest them on that gold plate.

Huaisang: got ya, Huangdi! What do they do with the feathers that fall out?

Zixuan: they put them in a vault.

It's extremely valuable, you know.

Huaisang: ohh lovely.

Zixuan: I plan on giving one to Song'er's bride.

Huaisang; *chokes* Song'er's bride?!!

Zixuan: duh. Song'er is the example of a charming Dianxia. Also A-Yao and I hope that he finds love soon.

Huaisang: (Oh no, what if San ge's spawn has his own spawn. That means that his empire continue.)

Zixuan: um hello!

I hope you aren't plotting anything.

Huaisang: no no! I wasn't!

Zixuan: you do anything to my A-Yao and Song'er. I'll definitely do something to you.

Huaisang: heh heh. Huangdi no need to threaten.

Let me fix your peacock feathers. Hehe.

Zixuan: hold up!

Huaisang: what?

Zixuan: without gloves? Where are they!

Huaisang: ugh! Why do I!!-- fine Huangdi. I'll get them.

Zixuan: why are you so uncultured. *rolls eyes*

Huaisang: *fixing his peacock feathers*

Zixuan: *fanning himself and watching him side eye*

Huaisang: done, Huangdi!

Zixuan: perfect. Now let's go

~~~

Jingjing📍

Zixuan: *arrives*

Huaisang: *comes out and spreads a red carpet next to the caravans exit*

*coldly* Huangdi.

Zixuan: *gracefully exiting* lovely. But smile next time.

Huaisang: *rolls eyes* sure.

Zixuan: don't make me use your eyes as dice. You shouldn't roll them.

Huaisang: (He's worst than San ge, omg)

*entering*

Yao: *surprised* youuu!!

Zixuan: yes me! Yaoyao, sweetheart. *hugs*

Yao: *hugs* Zishie. How are you and Yanli?

Zixuan: that's why I came here!!! To give you some sweet news!

Yao: awwww. Tell me inside!

Zixuan: sure!

Yao: *glancing at huaisang* oh goodness!! What is this!

Zixuan: do you like my new attendant.

Huai cheng. I mean Huaisang.

Huaisang: (San ge, please save me from this nightmare of an emperor. He's scaryyyyy. You were stressful too but he's more extreme. He made me cut his toe nails as well. His toe nails!) *bows* greetings Huangdi.

Zixuan: see how well mannered!

Yao:*laughing* oh my. He looks so good as your attendant. I wish you good luck.

Zixuan: thank you Yaoyao.

I apologize for bringing though, because I know he's banned. But I got to show you somehow.

Yao: it's fine!! I find this so hilarious!

Huaisang: why, San ge, why!

*whispers* I am stressed.

Zixuan: I heard you, Huaikuan.

Yao: *cracking up* Huaikuan.

Huaisamg: he still can't get my name right.

Zixuan: *opens fan* I'm not good with names.

And I'm the stressed one, Handwig.

This morning, I saw that one of my robes are soiled.

My clothes worth more than your fan collection.

Huaisang: it can wash, Huangdi!

Zixuan: I know, but it was unpleasant to see. And don't forget when I got stale tea. I almost died.

Huaisang: San ge, is there any reason why Huangdi is a diva.

Yao: he was born like that.

Zixuan: exactly.

Yao: lol let's go have some snacks.

Zixuan: sounds delightful. Let's go Yaoyao. I'm tired of this guy questioning my life choices.

Hassang, *closes fan* hold my fan.

Huaisang: yea boss.

Yao: never a dull moment.

*walking though the halls*

Zixuan: A-Yao, I had to hire Hassang, because that lazy Zixun disappeared.

Yao: oh, well Huaisang is a very perfect attendant for you. Even though he does nothing at all and stress out team dimple.

Zixuan: I told him countless times to behave, so I wouldn't have that problem.

Yao: delightful. And now where's Zixun? How dare he take a vacation without asking you.

Zixuan: the utter disrespect.

If Hassang ever do that I'll hunt him down and put him in a cage.

Huaisang: I'm right here guys!

Zixuan: but I wasn't talking to you.

Huaisang: *rolls eyes*

Both Huangdis: *sitting*

Zixuan: have a seat Hassang.

See, I'm generous.

Huaisang: *sits*

*sarcasm* waw Huangdi. You're very very generous.

Zixuan: don't make me find something for you to do.

Yao: heehee. Now Zishie! Spill.

Zixuan: yes Yaoyao!

My sweet, adorable Foxy!! I'm a dad once again!!!

Hauisang: waw Zixuan, I didn't know that you were a sugar daddy for a second time.

Zixuan: kneel!

Huaisang: it was just a joke. *sobs* fine, I'm kneeling, I'm kneeling. *sniffles*

Yao: Yanli is pregnant????? Ohhhh wawww!!!!

Zixuan: yes. I...I'm emotional....I'm starting to tear up!!

Yao: *hugs* I'm so so so so happy for you and Yanli!!!

Zixuan: yes.

Yao: *wipes Zixuan's tears*

Yao: oh my, we're all so prosperous aren't we!

Zixuan: yess!!

Huaisang: congratulations, Huangdi.

Zixuan: thank you very much, Hassang. You can stop kneeling. As it's an auspicious moment.

Huaisang: *eye twitches* you're too kind.

Yao: how did A-ling react?! Is he happy that he's getting a baby brother or sister.

Zixuan: yess!!! He's so happy and excited.

Yao: awwww.

Zixuan: Yaoyao! And guess who's in line to hold the baby?!

Yao: who?

Zixuan: you of course!! My amazing and brilliant A-Yao. The hulijing emperor.

Yao: *sniffles* aww Zixuan!

Both: *hugging and crying tears of joy*

Huaisang: Zixuan can cry?

Team D: *entering*

Mo xuanyu: xuan gege!

Xue yang: why are these two divas emotional.

Oh gosh, did someone say that they're not cute.

Su she: Huangdis.

Yao: team dimple.

Zixuan: oh hey!! A-Yu!

Mo xuanyu: *hugs*

Zixuan: guys. A-li is pregnant!!!

Xue yang: you only act innocent, just like Jiggy. But congrats dude!

Su she: congratulations Xuan Huangdi!!!

Mo xuanyu: omg!! Congrats Xuan gege!!

Ugh I feel like crying!

Zixuan and Yao: *stretches arms* bring it in bro!

Mo xuanyu: *hugs* I'm so happy for you.

Zixuan: thank you!!

Yao: you're so cute!!

Zixuan: you too, Yaoyao.

Xue yang: sometimes I forget that mo xuanyu is a diva too.

Su she: they're so cute!

Huaisang: kinda.

Su she and xue yang: *leap into action* HUAISANG! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!!!!

Xue yang: you little sh*t!

Su she: how dare you!

Mo xuanyu: *peeping* Huaisang???

Team dimple: we must protect Yao gege!

Xue yang: *grabs A-Yao and wraps him in his arms.

Su she: *unsheaths sword and blocks A-Yao with mo xuanyu*

Mo xuanyu: *stretches out his arms.*

Zixuan: heehee.

Huaisang: relax team dimple, I'm working for Zixuan.

Zixuan: yea team D. He's my servant now.

Team Dimple: *bursts into laughter*

Xue yang: ahahahhahahahhaha!!!!

Su she: I can't breathe! I can't breathe!!

Mo xuanyu: oh my goodness!!!

Hahahaha. You look great!!

Xue yang: suits you a lot!

Yao: *laughing*

Su she: can we order him around?

Zixuan: of course you can. You were able to when he was working for A-Yao.

Zixuan: A-Yu, A-Yao. Of course team D, Yanli and I are having a private get together for family. It would be amazing if you guys come!

Yao: definitely.

Mo xuanyu: we'll be there!

Xue yang: I think I might not come. I'm not friends with anyone there.

Su she: same. But I would like to accompany Huangdi.

Zixuan: everyone is invited! Stop being so shy.

#the huli jing emperor #foxyao #dimpledlianfang #jin guangyao #jin zixuan #meng yao #part 2 #su she #the untamed #hulijing emperor 2

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avdaciter · 8 days ago

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Indeed he wasn’t just ugly. He was also pitiful. In Divya’s book, anyone who looked like that by choice was a fucking mistake. “Babe, I already told you. Stop talking to ugly men.” The older gorgon said while ducking away from Hansa’s stuffed toy attack. It wasn’t her fault that the guy was a walking mess, and the whole broodiness? Ew. No. “Otherwise, someday they’re going to treat you as if you were the ugly one. Same for bald guys. I bet the ugly dog is balding.” Lucky for Divya, she hadn’t run into many bald women or femme-looking baldies either, so she was safe in that department. With both Jet and Tango approaching her to say hello, Divya set Flo down and picked Jet up first, nuzzling the python’s nose with her own and giggling as his tongue tickled her lips and chin. “Oop, look at you, mr. Charming! Kissing a lady’s lips without her consent? Jet, we’ve talked about this!” She teased, all in good humor before picking Tango up and cradling the cat in her arms. “Aw, I know I should be flattered you’d want to hang out with me, but can you honestly say you’d ever have better company than mine?” Again, a playful wink accompanied her words as Divya caressed Tango’s fur. Even if Hansa did have other nice, less egocentric companies to share her day off with, it was still nice to know she'd chosen Divya. “You know, next time, you should totally come to the beach with me. St. Barts was amazing. I’m sure you would’ve found someone cute to kiss there, instead of moping over Mr. Broody here.”

once hearing the door, hansa places her book mark and closes the book she's reading and sets it aside on her nightstand. she had been waiting for divya to show up anyway. unfortunately, the other gorgon's words cause hansa's brows to tug together and she tosses a stuffed animal from her room, just missing the other. ❝ stop it, he's not ugly, ❞ she scolds, carrying tango with her as she walks out to meet the other. the cat jumps down from her arms, rubbing against divy's legs in an attempt to ward off jet who is coming over, the ginger wanting some attention as well. her eyes glare at her treacherous animals. ❝ hmm ... the sky is up. the clouds, ❞ she teases, smiling. ❝ nothing. i can't have a free day and want to hang out? sheesh. ❞ a lot had happened; she was surprised she and divya hadn't checked in yet.

#divya.hansa2

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binniebutter · 3 years ago

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you belong with me | yang jungwon

Pairing: Yang Jungwon x gn!Reader

Genre: fluff; friends to lovers au

Word Count: .9k

Warnings: none

Jungwon watches as a raindrop splatters onto the living room window from his spot on the burgundy couch, a blanket haphazardly thrown over his legs. The voices of the characters of the random movie you had chosen on Netflix drone on in the background as he follows the path of the raindrop. It flows down before splitting apart into smaller drops, eventually coming together again, but not wholly. His observation of the raindrop is interrupted as you walk back into the room, a bowl of buttery popcorn in your hands.

You’re wearing one of his hoodies, the splash of blue and orange contrasting with your black sweatpants. Jungwon’s heart squeezes at the sight of you in his clothing and he resists the urge to grab his phone and take a million pictures of you. You would probably not appreciate that and just think he’s a creep, which is not an unreasonable conclusion.

You’re not aware of his feelings for you and if Jungwon had his way, you would never be aware of them. The two of you were friends before anything else and he couldn’t risk destroying the precious friendship you both have had since the day you met in 2nd grade. He still remembers the day clearly, as if it had only happened yesterday.

“Ew! No, you can’t play with us! Your toys are old ugly.” The little boy stuck his tongue out at you before running away, his minions following right behind him. Jungwon watched from a little ways away as you turned around and started to wipe your eyes. Even at your young age, you hated letting people see you cry. Jungwon summoned all the courage he had in his 7-year-old body and walked towards you.

“If you want, I can beat them up,” he said timidly, not sure if you would like someone talking to you right now. He just wanted to cheer you up a bit. Your head snapped up at the sound of his voice and your eyes widened as you realized that he was talking to you. You and your family had just moved to town and you hadn’t been able to make any friends so it was a surprise to you that he had approached you. “I mean, I just started taekwondo but I’m gonna get better and I’ll kick all their butts for being mean to you.” He had a determined expression that looked so ridiculous on his chubby-cheeked face that you burst into giggles.

A fierce blush crept onto his face as he watched you laugh, your eyes that were filled with tears moments ago, were now lit up with happiness and what he later found out was relief. Little did he know that from that very moment, a seed planted itself in his heart and wouldn’t stop growing and growing until it fully bloomed into a beautiful flower.

“Hello? HELLO? Earth to Jungwon!?” You were waving your hand in his face and practically screaming in his ear when Jungwon came back to the present, snapped out of the pleasant memories. He winced and quickly covered his ears before you started actually screaming which had happened once too often. You snickered as you realized what he had done and plopped back down on the couch, getting comfortable. You squirmed until you found that one perfect spot and then nudged your legs onto Jungwon’s lap as if they belonged there.

Which they did. Just as you belonged in Jungwon’s heart. Jungwon sighed internally before focusing his attention on the rom-com playing on the TV. The main character had just confessed his love to the female lead and by the looks of it, she reciprocated his feelings. Jungwon could only wish that that would happen to him, but it was less than likely. You had never shown any interest in him before and no matter how many times his friends try to convince him to tell you of his feelings, he never will. It’s one risk he’s not willing to take.

While he is lost in his thoughts once again, Jungwon doesn’t notice the way that you’re looking at him. If he had been paying attention, he would see that you look at him the same way he looks at you when you’re not looking. Jungwon thinks that you don’t have feelings for him, but he’s completely wrong.

You’re in love with him.

And you know he’s in love with you. Although he tries hard to keep his feelings in check, it’s painfully obvious to you and everybody around you that he has more than platonic feelings for you. When you first learned of Jungwon’s crush on you, you were overjoyed that he returned your feelings, and you waited and waited for the moment that he would confess to you. Alas, it’s been 5 months and he still hasn’t said anything. Your eyebrows furrow in frustration just thinking about it.

God, if you want something done, you gotta do it yourself. Or whatever the fucking saying is.

“Hey, Jungwon,” you say innocently. Right as he turns to you, you grab his face with both of your hands and plant one on him. A big fat smooch that is honestly more of a pressing of lips than a kiss. But that doesn’t matter because the awestruck look on Jungwon’s face as you pull away reassures you of a redo.

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mari-the-bimbo · 3 years ago

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i’m literally obsessed with the sukuna dormmate au so i wanted to ask if you could write him cuddling with the reader after she had a nightmare, like she goes to his room because it’s too scary to stay and sleep in her room <3

Dorm mate Sukuna: you have a nightmare

A/N: This is so much more sweeter than my usual Sukuna fics so thank you for this request! Enjoy <3

Sukuna definitely doesn’t sleep a lot, so you knew you had nothing to worry about as you headed over to his room. He’s usually working out as if he’ll be in a fighting arena tomorrow or lying down in his bed as he cyber bullies people he finds ugly.

But he was definitely surprised when he heard a knock on his door at 3 in the night, then the door opening to reveal you.

You tried so hard to fall asleep in your bed, but after your nightmare, you knew it was impossible to fall back asleep in the darkness of your own room.

For some.. some odd reason, you was yearning to be with Sukuna, your big scary dorm mate. Maybe it’s because you knew in his arms, no one could hurt you, because who would dare to confront Sukuna the monstrous man himself right?

That’s what you told yourself as you stood at his door, ignoring the reek of alcohol and musk, looking at him, trying to muster up the words.

“Ew my sleep paralysis demon is so tiny and ugly” he teases you with a mischievous grin from his bed.

“Not even a hello?“ you muttered with a pout.

“You tryna fuck?” He asks, raising an eyebrow and a suggestive, annoyingly handsome smile.

“N-no! I just.. I’m finding it hard to sleep alone right now, so I was hoping that-“ you mutter, feeling slightly embarrassed.

He laughs at you, not in a mocking way but more of a typical Sukuna patronising way, so you take no offence, instead awkwardly shifting around by his door.

“C’mere then” he calls out, stretching out his tatted, muscular arm.

You exhale the anxious breath you were holding in with a small smile and take his outstretched hand, but you immediately regret it as he roughly pulls you to his bed, dropping you next to him.

You look up at him with wide eyes as he looks down at your lying figure with a smile. “Better?” He asks.

“Better? You nearly ripped my arm off!” You say as you look up at him as he trapped you in between his shirtless body and the bed. You tried hard to keep your glare fixed on him and not look at his chiselled abs that were in your face.

“Oi don’t be so ungrateful brat, I’m allowing you in my bed while you get to stare at my abs too yeah?” He teases, pressing his body against you and straddling you with a chuckle as you squirmed around, embarrassed that you got caught.

“‘kuna!” You yelped, trying to suppress your giggles but it was hopeless.

Once he wore you out with the usual play fighting, you sighed loudly next to him, making him look at you again.

“Still not tired brat?” He asks, looking between you and his phone.

“I am tired, it’s just…” you say, once again struggling to admit your fears, as Sukuna looked at you blankly with his red eyes, punting his phone down.

Because Sukuna already understood, after all he isn’t just all muscle, he is also a very cunning man. He was even more observant and cunning when it comes to you.

Suddenly you felt one of his large arms wrap around your body, pulling you closer to his own warm body. You look up in surprise but he’s turned away from you momentarily to take a swing of his energy drink. Then immediately twisting his body to turn back to you.

“I��m gonna be awake all night brat, you go to sleep” he demands, but you smile at the hint of softness in his tone. You knew that was his own way of comforting you, showing you no one could hurt you while he’s awake.

“Thank you ‘kuna” you whisper with a smile, causing him to give you a rare smile back. Now you felt much more comfortable as you snuggled up to his warm muscular body.

His unwavering stare on you was a bit weird, but you were too comfortable to acknowledge it.

“Night dumbass” you hear him whisper after a while, when he must’ve thought you fell asleep. A chaste kiss pressed to your forehead <3

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everythinghughes · 3 years ago

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can you do #28, #24, #013 with jack or huggy! or even both :)

QUINN HUGHES | KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOUR

pairing: quinn hughes x fem!reader, protective!quinn hughes x reader

word count: 877

summary: you’re out with your friends when you run into your toxic ex boyfriend.

warnings: swearing, bitchy and toxic ex boyfriend (ew), the ex in this is kind of scary in this so please read with caution and mentions of a past toxic relationship

prompts: “if you’re hurt you can tell me, i don’t mind carrying you.” and “i’m gonna fucking kill him.” and “touch her again, and i’ll fucking end you.”

note: sorry for the long wait anon!! i hope you enjoy and thank you for requesting <33

you had been so excited for this girls night and it had started off amazing but soon you and you friends had all had your fair share to drink and ended up getting separated. you were sitting at the bar sipping your drink when you felt a cold hand meet your bare back. shivers immediately ran up your spine and your muscles tensed at the unwelcome touch.

“hi y/n, did you miss me?”

oh come on.

“no derek, i didn’t.” you snap.

“my my, you’ve got quite a mouth on you. i remember making sure you bit that tongue of yours. your new boy toy must not really care if he lets you walk around speaking to people like that.”

you turn to face him “i’ll have you know derek, quinn cares about me more than anyone has in my entire life.”

he gives you a daunting look “my god you’re even more naive then i remember. let me tell you something y/n, you’re the same to him as you were to me: a pity fuck and that is all you will ever be to anyone.”

your eyes burned with unshed tears as you looked down at your drink. standing up from your seat at the bar, you’re quick to get as far away from derek as possible. unfortunately, derek doesn’t miss a beat and follows after you. you make it out of the sea of people just as derek catches your wrist.

“where do you think you’re going?” he whispers in your ear.

“far away from you thats where.” you grunt pushing him and ripping your arm from his grasp as he stumbles back. running into the bathroom, your ankle rolls causing you to fall into the private bathroom.

that’s what you get for running in heels, y/n.

your ankle is throbbing as tears rapidly fall from your eyes. you fish your phone out of your purse and call quinn.

the line had only rung once when you started to hear pounding on the door

“y/n! open the god damn door!”

“hello?”

“quinn.” you sob.

“hey hey hey, what’s wrong sweetheart?”

“i need you please. derek he-he-”

“open the this fucking door, y/n or i swear to god i’ll kick it down!”

you hear quinn curse, obviously hearing derek “me, boes and petey are on our way. stay on the phone and where you are, okay?”

“o-okay.”

it’s not long until you hear shouting from outside the bathroom door and a gentle knock on the other side.

“y/n? sweetheart? it’s quinn” you hear him say through the door.

you scramble to unlock the door and throw yourself at quinn as you start sobbing again. quinn is quick to wrap his arms around you as you both sink to the floor.

“you’re okay, i promise.” he says, soothingly running a hand through your hair, down your back and arms. his fingers brush over your wrist and you whimper in pain, making quinn look down at your wrist that had started to turn an ugly shade of purple.

“i’m gonna fucking kill him.” you hear him mutter as he presses a gentle kiss on your wrist. “hey boes?!”

brock pocks his head into the bathroom “yeah huggy?”

“stay with her please?” he asks, pulling away from you.

“quinn no-” you say reaching for him.

“i’ll be right back, i promise.” he says kissing your forehead and looking at brock who nods before sitting down next to you and pulling you into his side.

“you okay, y/n/n?” brock asks.

you sniffle and shake your head. you and brock hear more yelling before there’s a loud thud. you stand up and limp towards the door, ignoring brock’s asks about your limp.

you watch with a slacked jaw as quinn shoves a bloody nosed derek against the wall of the bar and spits “touch her again and i’ll fucking end you.”

elias stands behind quinn, his arms crossed and blood on his red knuckles. he looks over to see you watching quinn and frowns at your state, before whispering to quinn to let go of derek.

quinn shoves derek down the hall before yelling at him to go… somewhere before turning to you and taking you into his arms again. “let’s get you home okay?”

you nod as he leads you out but you stumble and grab onto the wall as your ankle erupts in pain.

“are you okay y/n/n?” elias asks.

“i-i’m fine.” you mumble, wincing as your ankle moves.

“y/n, you were limping to the door like a second ago. you hurt your ankle.” brock says as quinn gets down on his knees and inspects your ankle.

“what’d you do, hm?” he asks.

“i-i tripped when i was running into the bathroom that’s all. but i’m fine.”

“if you’re hurt you can tell me, i don’t mind carrying you.” he says already starting to scoop you up into his arms.

“quinn! i’m fine.”

“you’re not fine and i’m going to carry you because you’re hurt.”

“whatever.” you huff and still wrap your arms around his neck as brock and elias leave to go get the car.

you stand outside waiting for them when you say “thanks for being knight in shining armour.”

quinn just smiles and says “anytime, princess.”

#quinn hughes #quinn hughes imagine #quinn hughes imagines #vancouver canucks #canucks #elias petterson #brock boeser #hockey boy #hockey boy imagine #hockey boy imagines #nhl imagine #nhl imagines

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