#he gets a lil taste

[citrine-elephant]

i will not be able to guarantee, but

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 112

Once again, you know who is underutilized in DCxDP crossovers? Battinson. Skrunkly shivering boi. Who we should definitely give children to care for. 

 Did you know that Jason canonically had a brother named Danny? Well you do now, and it should also be used more. 

 We all want to give Battinson a robin, so why not give him four for the price of two. He of course gets Dick from the circus- he’s never going to go into public again, this was the first time he’d gone to do something out of his comfort zone for a while and look how that turned out. 

 And on one of the nights that Dick has to stay home (Alfred insists he must finish his homework if he wants to go out on patrol) Bruce returns to the batmobile to find not one child, but two. Is Danny reincarnated? Just appeared one day? Who knows, but he’s here now and going to protect his little brother. 

 Bruce might have tears in his eyes when they both hit him in the kneecaps and bolt because even with the armor it still hurts. How he manages to grab both kids he’s not too sure, but he ends up getting them food after they put the tires back. He also doesn’t understand how he’s convinced them into the car but they’ve both conked out and maybe he’s panicking and needs Alfred- 

 D-Dick why is there another child here? He’s the neighbor, cool cool. W-what do you mean he’s home alone, he’s like, 4?? What do you mean he’s been alone for a week now???

…

Alfreeeeed-

[kabukiaku]

the goobers just smacked lips!!! will they hit it off? or it will be just a casual fling?

[myuminji]

Vampire AU (vw)

[chimerical-daydreams]

this au so sillyi love it

please forgive me for swarming your asks im just excited or something idk heo to describe it but like i like your au a lot

no need to apologize!! i love getting asks like this <3 im glad you like the au!!!

the more time they spend together, the less loop understands how this big softie became the piece of shit they knew

kimty :3

[rinblid]

I did draw the bros last month tho

Hyperfixated (don't come for me I've got ADHD) on SMB for a few weeks during summer, was halfway through redesigning Bowser when it ended and that's the only drawing I managed to finish in time so it's all I've got to offer sorry sjnsnzjs

ALSO they have Hypochondroplasia !

[thegreatcrowdragon]

Shadow Milk loves Pure Vanilla.

But not in the lovey dovey way, and certainly not the way Pure Vanilla loves White Lily.

He loves him like how a child has a favorite doll, or how a cat has a favorite toy, or how a rich woman loves her quivering little chihuahua. He says he loves him, and he smothers him almost nearly as much, but he still hurts him. And it’s not his fault the man looks so handsome when he’s crying.

Well, maybe it is a little. But he won’t admit that.

[carnivorousyandeere]

Nggg fucking Ace in his work clothes tho👅

I hate the smell of motor oil but there is just something about mechanics...

See that’s exactly how he gets you…

( MDNI, No Age in Bio DNI )

CW: very suggestive but not full smut, risky, unsafe, mild exhibitionism/mentions of it, getting cockblocked 😔

Info: top darling, gn darling, darling is actually kinda shy in this one but not-so-secretly longs to Dom

The mental image of him bending over to get a better look under the hood of a truck, his formerly-white tank top covered in grease and sweat stains, another bead of sweat traveling from his hairline to his neck, muscles straining as he works to loosen a bolt with an old wrench, cursing in frustration at the stripped metal sliding over each other uselessly.

It’d be so easy to strip him too.

Just reach around, untie the coveralls around his waist and drag it down with his boxers— oooh, or panties, lacy and impractical and digging into the soft skin of his hips— Ace curses again, head whipping around, but sags in relief seeing it’s you.

He shivers at the feeling of your hips against his ass, you pressing against his unprepared hole. Your fingers dig into his hips. Ace hisses quietly at the feeling.

“Hurry up, will ya? Break’s almost over, they’re gonna come back soon.”

You hum thoughtfully, running your hands up Ace’s back and dragging your nails down slowly. “I bet they’d appreciate the show.”

Ace takes a deep breath, turning and leaning back against the truck he’s working on, pretending to be surprised to see you. Teasingly asking, “What brings you over on this side of town, doll?”

His eyes are dark, hungry, almost like he knows what you’ve been thinking about.

“I— I brought you some lunch.” You timidly hold up the bag, with sandwiches and cut strawberries.

“Thanks, hon,” Ace grins wolfishly, stealing the bag with one hand and gripping your wrist with the other, tugging you in between his legs. “But maybe I’m craving something else sweet right now?”

“Yo, Ace!” One of his coworkers yells from across the lot.

Ace scowls, yelling back, “Fuck you want? I’m on break, make it quick.”

He grabs a rag and walks over, but not before pressing a kiss to the corner of your lips and promising he’ll give you a proper thank-you for the meal when he gets home.

[theswedishpajas]

The man truly can’t take a genuine compliment 🙄

[fisheito]

@milkeumilkeou replied to your post “i feel like the gay child of an extremely...”:

This isn't exactly macro/micro but I always think about Yakumo having a little Eiden plushie and always having the strong urge to shove it into his mouth and one day he actually does it only to spit it out, horrified at himself and apologizes to the little Eiden plush while he washes his snaliva off of it

​snaliva.....

come to think of it, if eiden gave lil eiden plushies to each of his yokai buddies ... would ANY of those plushes stay dry?

in eiden's lil sanctuary with a fox, snake, wolf all the lil eidens are in various states of wet/torn/chewed eiden's daily tasks involve locating the plushies (and any dismembered parts of them) . wherever they may be. and mending/replacing them. every time he picks out a sopping muddy lil eito out of a pile of his used underwear he just wonders "why are you all like this"

[shaolin-spin-doctor]

not sure if this is a hot take but. imo. Fire God Liu Kang kinda sucks and it's the worst direction NRS could've taken his character in tbh

[yardsards]

look at this unflattering image of my cat

[call-me-pup2]

I'm so cooked 🥴 A guy I met online that I vibed stupid well with and was trying pretty hard to met irl and fuck seems to be more of an idiot than I originally thought.

I put up with more than I should of with him ghosting/being flakey so I told him to go away after a while and I found he's is still on fetlife liking commenting on a bunch of posts obsessively. Like I'm not mad more you had your chance to fuck an actual human who was essentially throwing themselves at you and instead you decide online pics are better? Huh?

[enden-k]

May I ask if Kaveh is in the Ratiotham uni au or he's nonexistent in this timeline 👀👀👀

I was blind to the potential in Ratiotham at first tbh but I'm a hardcore believer now 🙏🙏🙏 also I'm sorry if this has been asked before!

i was thinking about having him around but i fear that some ppl want me to have him involved or more active even tho hes not the focus or romantically involved w hthm in this so yea. bc of the fear of some ppl being annoying and having all asks revolve around kaveh again, im unsure yet if i even want him to play a role and consider have him just get mentioned when hthm is napping bc of him being too noisy in the nights

[chloelouygo]

I said the other day that she's my favourite and here is my proof, have a pony picture as thanks for enjoying my niche feeling interests alongside me 😌😌💜💜

Isn't she beautiful-

[novmbr2nd]

sam winchester kinda guy whos gonna steal ur stanley cup bc how else is he gonna keep an iced coffee on hand all day in the middle of nowhere.