#he drinks lots and lots of tea

[deersoncupcakes]

my dad thinks he’s getting a quality thing. from store. y’know. for that one celebration coming up.

the devious Indigo:

[tuttle-did-it]

You know, it's genuinely sad to me that aging favourite character actors no longer have any fun murder-mystery tv shows to guest-star as murders on.

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

can you do a hockeyplayer!geto x reader au drabble plsssss 🙏🙏 ???

HOCKEY PLAYER!SUGU MY BELOVED <3333 i’d like to write for him someday…. i have no idea when though. my sugu wips are piling up as it is 😭

but …. wahhh. he’s just so good? your soft, polite academic boyfriend who turns into a BEAST on the field. he doesn’t play dirty, obviously, but he’s just. rough. he plays to win. and every time he scores a goal you catch a glimpse of his wide, giddy grin, all teeth. he’s like …. a big wolf . you know? and then as soon as he’s off the field he’s shooting you a warm smile and a kiss + heading to the showers so he can hug you properly once he’s all clean.

after winning a particularly important game he just scoops you up and spins you around though … he’s all sweaty and his heart is beating so fast you can hear it and he lets out this breathy, raspy laugh. he’s just so excited and giddy and running on adrenaline and he’s crushing you a little but you can’t seem to mind. he’s delighted. it’s a good look on him.

… yeah . he’s just very good

[blujayonthewing]

what do we suppose the odds are that this tavern has booster seats

[0rchidm4ntis]

Respite

[pushing500]

Well, I mean... She's going to be psychite dependent when she's older anyway, so... Still, she is two, Blackdragon. You could have "grabbed a beer" with anyone else except Bella or Pro and it would have been fine.

The psychite tea did send Dire Wolf into a fit of giggling as she drew on the floor. I like to imagine she was drawing her family <3

Blackdragon makes his chores more interesting by pretending he's a badass dinosaur tamer, I won't accept any other explanation.

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[slugbeaker]

I couldn't stop thinking about an AU where Daniel resorts to gathering vitae again, this time to 'cure' Hazel, after his Brennenburg adventure💫, thoughts all mainly derived from this loadscreen text that tells us that Hazel is still in hospice care by the time the game's story began.

As much as I love Daniel, I don't think he really learned all that much from his experience even in the most charitable ending towards him in which he saves Agrippa. I can very, VERY easily see him slipping back into old ways if it meant saving Hazel. The most he seems to approach viewing torture as bad is when he realizes he himself no longer counts as an innocent so he can't justify killing others to save himself anymore. But killing no good, horrible, bad people to save HAZEL? Now, we're cooking with gas 😀 💀

[faaun]

procrastination is starting to have its consequences finally

[that-foul-legacy-lover]

Rolling around on the floor because I got covid again, this is so 2020 of me 💔💔💔 I need moth bc my blanket isn't heavy enough. I'm feverish, so maybe I might just not make sense... BUT I just need Legacy and Ajax collaborative effort to bring life back because I feel like Ajax has the most soothing, cozy, nurturing ass family recipes that feel like a kiss on the forehead when he makes them for you AND Legacy is a huge warm, purring blanket literally first aid kid for any sickness you have. Clawing at the walls of my enclosure, rolling around and going crazy rn I love them sm. I hope everyone else that's sick gets well soon. I forgot how privileged I was when I was able to breathe from my nose 💔 Ty Wifi ilysm hope this finds you happy and healthy 🫶

AGH NOT AGAIN,,, PLEASE FEEL BETTER SOON ANON *puts a cat-sized Legacy on your lap*

Ajax's specialty dish is literally a type of soup- very violent and spicy looking soup, but still soup! he has an entire booklet of recipes, some from his father and mother and some that he made himself, for when his loved ones are sick and ailing. the moment you mention that you're not feeling well, he scoops you up and tucks you right into bed, or the couch if you want to be close, and sets to work making a delicious, comforting soup for you. here's hoping you like seafood, all of his best dishes have some type of fish in them. where he managed to get his hands on an octopus, you'll never know. there's several minutes of sizzling, boiling, cheerful humming of an old Snezhnayan tune. he'll teach it to you one day, when you're not languishing beneath several blankets and suffering from both a migraine and a cough at the same time

you're asleep when he brings it to you, and Ajax's expression softens to pure tenderness. he sets a gentle hand on your cheek, murmuring until you stir and helping you sit up. Ajax encourages you to eat, smiling with each mouthful, and the broth fills your veins with fragrant, spiced warmth. even if you can only eat half of the bowl, Ajax is proud of you, taking it gingerly from your hands and setting it aside with soft light in his eyes. there's a crackle of violet lightning, although it's more like a sizzle and a pop, as Foul Legacy appears. and he settles on top of you with a heavy purr, careful not to crush you in any way. he's the comfiest, warmest, most wonderful weighted blanket that you could ever ask for, adjusting so he can stare directly at you with unabashed adoration. even in the haze of your sickness, you can still hear, still feel his rumbling purrs and croons. he cradles you gently, caressing your temples and the back of your head with his claws to ease the pain and slowly, sweetly, guide you back to sleep for now

[bonefall]

Deerfoot Refresher

wdym by “catching deerfoot” ? i have a vague memory of deerfoot having a gorey death in BF but don’t remember completely

@figgybeans

[Image ID: Deerfoot from Warrior Cats. He is a solid brown cat with yellow eyes, long whiskers, and dark brown paws, tail tip, and mustache. His upper lip is slightly cleft, permanently showing his front teeth. He's drinking some sort of pink liquid refresher from a glass with a straw.]

Deerfoot is a ShadowClan warrior who has opposed Thistle Law since Brokenstar took power. He's a son of Lizardstripe and Mudfoot, and the brother of Tangleburr and Runningnose.

He was actually one of my first reduxes so I'm super fond of the whole Mudlizard family lmao

Him and Tangleburr are the "two halves" of ShadowClan symbolically. Tangleburr immediately threw her weight behind Runningnose and Brokenstar and enthusiastically supported every campaign they engaged with. Deerfoot meanwhile was working with Nightpelt to plan the coup.

How did he not die during Runningnose's Plague? Maybe he got lucky. Maybe Runningnose couldn't bring himself to kill his brother. In any case, when TigerClan rolled around, Deerfoot did as Deerfoot does and organized the rebels once more.

He meets his end after helping Mistyfoot, Featherpaw, and Stormpaw escape to safety. He was the only cat captured in the 'Great Escape', and refused to snitch on any of his accomplices, paying with his life.

Because of his actions, Reedwhisker, Mosspelt, Stumptail, Mudfur, Jaggedtooth, and others were never discovered as rebels. He saved them all with this sacrifice.

[quillkiller]

speaking of which…. one day i’ll let you all in on my lyall/james au which is the sweetest most boring ship i’ve ever created

[witchybitchness]

Recently felt compelled to buy this and then I did some channeling and Lord Lucifer seems to have requested it for his altar.

It's a candle holder with lips 🤣.

(He speaks of symbolism. "The time to speak and be heard has come." )

Burning a red candle since our Lord has a preference for red candles in my altar spaces.

[itspileofgoodthings]

also I had this moment when my high anxiety kicked in and I was like. about to undo everything and every conclusion I reached and I just heard “your God is a faithful God” in my mind and then I cried

[blujayonthewing]

it's really funny to me that my lifelong coffee hater father, who has only very recently started drinking coffee (on purpose! of his own free will!), talks about this big change as if nobody's ever told him about medium roast before

[bunnibee513]

Sketch of Martin <3

[halfbaked00q]

For all your catboy Bond needs, did you know you can get catnip spray, and it's recommended (for humans) to spray on your pillow to help with sleep?

it's like u read my mind I have in fact been musing on if catnip would work on catboys and also what are the ethics of recreationally drugging your catboy lol