#he doesn't care about his physical appearance at all tbh he has no reason to

[nattravn-art]

I wanted to try and figure David's head shape so I I did a few sketches that I liked enough, I thought I could line some. I ended up lining them all and threw some colours in while I was at it. :'D

Bottom right is: "David, what do you have in your mouth?" "Nohinnnnn'"

[tenpintsof-sundrop]

Hihi idk if I can ask multiple of the questions on the list but I will.

1) favorite character to write about this year

2)current number of works in progress right now

(And a bonus because I’m curious)

3) favorite character from titans and why?

of course you can send multiple!!! I never mind getting multiple asks in one message

12. favourite character to write about this year

I had to think about this a little, because usually I say that my favourite character to write about is usually just whoever I am writing about at the moment (which, right now, is Jason Todd) - but I think my favourite character to write about this year has been Isaac Lahey from Teen Wolf. He is a character I discovered for the first time this year and I immediately fell in love with him. He is so much my type - his backstory of being abused immediately resonated with me, and I just love everything about his character in general. His caring and protective nature, his attitude and witty mouth, his softness - like when he sheds tears after realizing that he can take away the pain of an innocent animal. Oof. Fucking OOOOOF

It also doesn't hurt that he's fucking gorgeous. But actually, despite popular belief, I always find myself attracted to characters based on their character traits before their physical traits. Like with Isaac, when he first appeared on screen, I was like "who's this fucking guy?" - I wasn't like "omg pretty blond boy". I found myself going nuts over his looks after I fell in love with his wooby backstory, his fuckboy smirk, and his tsundere actions protecting his soft inner core.

I fucking love him, and writing about him (even in fics I have yet to finish and post) has been one of the highlights of my year.

fanfic end of the year asks - send me some?

18. current number of wips (works in progress)

This is such a difficult question for me to answer. Because if you count every single fic I have started and not yet finished, then it's like - 200. 300. Maybe more.

But for me personally, I don't consider works I have started but not yet finished as 'works IN PROGRESS' because I am not making an effort to actually progress them every single day. They are just - there. And I will make progress on them later when I am ready.

Works I am actually actively progressing: one.

(It's The Jaws of Life - as I have talked about on @sundrop-writes)

At any given time, the number of fics that I am actually actively working on, is always one - maaaaybe two at most. Because if I try to focus on any more than that, then I never get anything done. I know some people wonder how I post so consistently, and that is one of the big keys to it - I have to focus on working on one fic at a time, even if it feels a bit like homework sometimes. And I only abandon a fic partway through if it starts to completely stall out my brain and I get absolutely nothing done and I know that I can work better on something else (and usually when something else feels more inspiring to me).

So yeah - technically it's just one. But the works I have yet to finish or even just docs that I have opened and written down scraps of ideas for later - that is a fucking lot. Hundreds.

bonus: favourite character from Titans and why?

I thought this would be kind of obvious from my blog, but I will say it.

GAR!!!!!

MY GREEN BABEY BOOOOOOOOOY

I really love all the characters from Titans, and there's not a main character that I hate - tbh, unlike with other shows, there's not even a villain that I hate. I think that they're all really compelling and interesting to watch as villains, and with some of them (like Adamson and The Family) - I wish that they would have gotten to stick around longer and be evil for more episodes because I find them so interesting to watch.

But Gar is my favourite. He's actually the reason I started watching the show in the first place - because @nctzenkane sent me pictures of Ryan Potter and was like "there's this hot guy playing Beast Boy in a new Teen Titans adaptation and his whole bare ass was out" and I was like "... I've got time for naked man ass" (and while watching Titans, I got A LOT MORE OF IT THAN I EXPECTED. it was nice)

I came for naked man ass and I stayed for the amazing character analysis, intense emotional moments, delightful humor, and in depth themes about loss of identity and transformation at a time in my life when I really needed it most. And now Titans is my life blood and I have never felt more at home than I do when I watch the show

And Gar is a huge part of that for me. He's light hearted but he is using that to hide his pain - he always tries so hard to lift others up with optimism and brightness and laughter but so often others fail to do the same for him, he is the emotional stronghold of the team and never thanked for it, and I relate to him so fucking hardcore. And I just fell in love with him in so many ways

Though, like I said, I fucking love all the characters for so many reasons

[mishanym]

Thank you for @mysteriouslover1516 for asking me this interesting question.

How do I imagine Jake?

(Please refrain from reading this if you haven't completed the game as this contains some spoilers. :) I recommend you to finish the game and come back to read this after).

I imagine Jake as a reserved personality. I imagine his life to be difficult and much of a loner. That's why he's easily feeling shy.

He prefers to appear mysterious because he needs to maintain his identity a secret, being chased by the government and all, he appears creepy to most others but he doesn't feel scary or creepy at all to MC. Most probably because he helps MC with many hacking perks from the very beginning to help them in finding the suspect. And he also shows how he only trusts MC and is willing to work together with them so MC sees him as a partner not as someone who is scary or creepy at all (despite all the questionable hacked sources ofc). ;) Ofc there are many things about him that are still mysterious to MC and let's hope MC can know more about him. Only to MC especially. :)

He doesn't show his emotion much except when he's with MC so most probably he's an introvert person who will warm up with certain ppl whom he is already familar and feeling close with. Just like how he is with Hannah.

I think Jake is also a curious person. He's curious because MC is like an "X" factor that remains as something unpredictable and surprising to him in so many aspects and layers. He also really appreciates and respect MC. One of the reasons is because he learns many things about MC that he finds endearing to him. For one, he tried to half force MC into the problem He's in and MC has every chance they have to ignore but they choose not to. Next, MC even indirectly, if not directly, defends him from the group and keep his identity and any information about him safe from anyone. MC never blames Jake too much about the problem that comes after. Next, Jake seemed like he never really worked with a partner that he feels close to him before and I mean not physically close but psychologically and he's surprised that he feels that way about MC. (Tbh I didn't expect to fall in love with his character too).

Through these qualities Jake deems MC as a valuable partner he can trust.

He's also a secretly caring and a romantic person. Many times when MC was in trouble he jumped in and helped out without being asked. He also can suddenly type out something or do something that's just simply romantic out of nowhere. That random "Do you like chinese" question and statement about it reminds him of MC. Also how he just blurt out about how his mind can't focus on his task cause his mind always flies back to MC. I find it as romantic, but how he says it in a non flirty and non cringe kind of way... It does tremendous damage to my heart, ack. I find it so charming. (Yes, I'm a sucker for someone who can show that he cares in a non cringey way).

Up to this point, we can assume Jake as someone who can't control his feelings specifically, love. But he seems to be a calm and collected person, usually, maybe unless when it comes to love. :) Remember how he's annoyed because phil called MC for help and he admitted, "Yes. I'm not usually like this."

Accompanying his caring personality is his protective behavior. He protects MC from his pursuers, he created Nymos 💙 He is also so very determined in preventing MC from going to Duskwood at any cost. Also He finds it hard to turn his back on Hannah's case and even if he tried to cut any contact with Hannah, when she asked him for help, he finds it hard to refuse. Does he have hero complex, hmm not really, more like he has the protagonist qualities.

I think he's actually not a brave person inside, that's why he is charmed by how brave MC was pictured in the story. He's afraid of losing someone he loves. But despite not being brave enough, he always tries to act strong and put up a brave front.

When he loves someone he seems to be the type that is gonna go all out or nothing. I give it my all or I don't go at all. :)

I also imagine him as the type who won't easily fall in love. He fell for MC under very exceptional case which makes his love feel exceptional and rare. Maybe he secretly believes in destiny and that he will meet the one for him.

He's also loyal and ofc as we all know, extremely smart. He's mostly rational and not emotional except for some cases that involve people who are important to him.

He's not selfish. He honestly doesn't want to drag people to his mess that's why he pushed away MC at first because he knows it's dangerous to be with him.

I also imagine him as someone who can't be easily impressed by others. (Only when you do very exceptional thing that would impress him, ofc MC always impresses him, but hey Thomas did impress him too, once, if I'm not mistaken).

He's awkward with crowds. He often doesn't know the right words to say so he keeps it short and straightforward. He claimed to be able to handle bad guys and bad situations better ;)

He is honest except for things he needs to keep secret because he thinks it's to protect someone or keeping someone safe. So he does keep secrets but all the things he ever said is honest and the truth. Because everytime MC said "you're keeping something from me aren't you?" He never denies it. So he's not a liar.

He's pretty nerdy too :) why, because he rarely says anything except for the case they're working on or when he's explaining stuff that he's found and he's interested in (flashbacks to when he talks about the history of ironsplinter mine in long lines to MC, lol.)

He's very observant. Maybe part of the perks for being very smart and having a curious mind.

He's not good at reading people but he can take hints and not completely clueless.

He's stubborn alright. He needs some convincings if you want him to do otherwise. And there will be no discussion if it's a matter of MC's safety.

Yes, you read it right, Jake is NOW OFFLINE. :)

He also has a cute quirk, unique, and special talent for understatements. :D when we told him he was surrounded by his pursuers he just said "This is not good."

I find how he's always typing his words in a formal/serious sentence and ending them with a period as something that is not awkward at all. It's charming and hot. :) And his smileys, and his 'haha.' And 'hehe.' Aaaaa..

So yes, he is a cool, charming, closet romantic introvert kind of person with all those qualities I have mentioned above which make him this complete personality, the Duskwood Hacker Jake that we all come to love. 💙

[cookinguptales]

nandorisms said: I don't think it was ever going to work in the first place. Freddie was a bandaid. A last-ditch effort at trying to have a normal life outside of Nandor and his clusterfuck of a found family. But he isn't normal and hasn't been for years. Freddie was Guillermo trying to convince himself that he could move on, and Marwa was Nandor's effort to convince Guillermo to stay.

----------

tbh, I agree.

I think that Freddie very much was an "I don't need them, I don't need any of them" solution for Guillermo while he was in London.

Like... Guillermo was at his most loyal in s3. Like distressingly loyal sometimes. And what did that get him? At his absolute highest moment of happiness, he's shoved in a fucking box and mailed across the ocean. No one comes to save him, no one is there to comfort him. He has a moment in that box where he truly fears death, and he is despondent. He realizes that he has dedicated his entire life to people who (he believes) would not do the same for him, and he has in the process alienated his family and all the other humans who might have loved him.

Then he does live but he is utterly alone. He's away from the house and the very meager support system he'd created for himself, Nandor does not come for him, and Nadja seems to have largely abandoned him to his own devices while she did Council stuff.

So he's alone for the first time in his life, both physically and emotionally, and he meets this guy. And this guy talks to him and says nice things to him and doesn't actively abuse him, which puts him miles above most people he knows. So Freddie becomes really, really easy for Guillermo to romanticize. He's another option to the insanity his life has become, and one that is at that moment very attractive.

I think at that point, Freddie really comes to symbolize all the things Guillermo can have if he chooses to be human. This is a human man who thinks that Guillermo is normal and likes the "normal" version of Guillermo. Guillermo can go on daytime dates with this guy. He doesn't have to worry about being killed when he goes out with him. Freddie treats him like a normal human would -- which doesn't quite have the highs that Guillermo has come to expect, but not the lows, either.

Freddie is a guy that Guillermo could bring home to his family, which is another thing that Guillermo is strongly prioritizing in s4 after his experience in London. Which is one reason why it's so fascinating that even after he successfully came out to his family, it doesn't appear that he ever told them about Freddie. Was he just waiting for the right time? Or was there something subconsciously holding him back...

Because the thing is... when Guillermo finally makes it back to Staten Island, he realizes he was wrong. Nandor never meant to abandon him; if anything, Nandor believes that Guillermo abandoned him. Nandor immediately offers him this place of honor at his side, and it's something new. It's not professional and it's not romantic and Guillermo allows himself to throw himself into it because it doesn't upset the very delicate balancing act he currently has in his head.

And then... the others follow suit. Baby Colin comes to love his caretakers, and Guillermo clearly cares about him back. His sniping with Laszlo eventually calms down to a place of mutual respect, as far as childrearing goes. Nadja finally comes to trust him enough to help her manage the club (a bad choice, considering they are very similar in all the worst ways) and they have that really lovely bonding moment over family.

Guillermo, in other words, is being presented with a third option. Not the dismissive vampires from before and not the allure of normalcy, but a vampiric world in which he is ultimately respected, if not completely accepted as one of their own.

But Guillermo is loyal to a fault and he couldn't give up this fantasy of what Freddie could be to him -- someone who loved him, someone who he could be normal with, someone he wouldn't have to sacrifice his family for, someone who would finally, finally put him first. Until it becomes painfully obvious that Freddie would never be that person and Guillermo was only ever romanticizing a relationship just as toxic as all the ones he'd had previously.

And I think that that point Guillermo really had to come to terms with what he wanted and what he was capable of. I do really wish that the show had followed that character arc a little closer (Guillermo realizing that his human parts and his supernatural parts were at odds with each other and he was going to have to make some hard choices) but I think you can see that in his final choice.

Guillermo, to put a long story short, chooses a fourth option. He's given up on Freddie handing him his happiness and he's given up on Nandor handing him his happiness. He's finally chosen to throw himself bodily into the world of vampirism, giving up on his human potential and demanding full vampiric acceptance, and he's going to make that life himself.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ We'll see if it works.

And god, Marwa is a whole different post. I have a lot of thoughts about the way that Nandor thinks of his wives (and Guillermo, to a lesser extent) as extensions of himself, his to control, possess, and manipulate -- but how the thing that he's really most attracted to is rebellion and the ability to think for oneself. And how that also tied in with how he saw Freddie as an extension of Guillermo and therefore something that he needed to possess as well.

lmao they're both so bad at this.

[synesindri]

how do you think lucifer knew about pop culture and such? like even in season 5 when he was the original version of himself the writers hadn’t ruined yet, he uses a lot of slang and modern idioms. and i guess we could just say bad writing lol but what’s your opinion?

hiii hi lucifer's s5 pop culture references are one of my favorite dialogue writing choices of the show tbh! the tl;dr is that i think lucifer did a lot of digging around in nick's mind while he was hanging out in nick's body, but i'll like, show my work and stuff also lol

so, in 5.01, before lucifer has a physical vessel and is appearing in nick's dreams, there are no pop culture references in sarah!lucifer's speech, and very little slang. the same is true when lucifer speaks to azazel through the sacrificed nun in the flashback in 4.22.

the pop culture references start after lucifer has taken nick as a vessel and has full access to everything in nick's mind and body, not just whatever can be accessed through dreams. he also starts moving more casually and fluidly, with little gestural quirks that imo have a similar effect to the pop culture references: communicating with humans in human-oriented ways that humans will easily understand and that will make him more relatable to them (not necessarily more likable, but maybe less alien, at least)

so, i think the pop culture refs are picked up from his vessels' memories and thoughts! he got in there, he got total, internal access to nick's memories and his body's habits and his speech patterns and stuff, and starting using those materials in his own communication styles. and then maybe also picked some up through exposure once he had the basics down, after he'd been out of the cage for a while

speculatively, i'd guess this was part of why nick was appealing to lucifer as a vessel: from what we see of nick, we know that what he wears looks like he has a job that has him in work boots (so, probably not white collar, and probably therefore has a vernacular more similar to sam and dean's than someone who would be spending his days in a corporate office, for example) and has pretty standard spn-core ways of speaking. having nick as a vessel puts lucifer more in sam's world visually, in speech, and in movement style more than other possible vessels would. he probably knows a lot of the same pop culture sam does, and he probably talks the way people sam is comfortable and familiar with talk — so, if lucifer learns to talk like a human from nick, lucifer also will come across as a familiar, relatable type of person to sam (didn't work too well but like, A for effort). idk if lucifer would have known enough about human class structures etc to be able to identify nick as the right kind of human to learn human culture from in order to talk to sam, so disregard if that seems too circular...but imo it's smart from the writers/costumers/etc, even if it didn't factor into lucifer's choice at all

(all of this makes different angels' characterization really interesting, i think, because some of them do a lot of human-ifying of themselves like this, while others don't. does castiel not do it much for the sake of jimmy's mind/memory privacy, or because he just doesn't care very much about seeming human? what's up with uriel and michael using pop culture referneces but not much human body language? like i know it's largely inconsistency in writing and acting choices for different characters but just assuming it's actually character-based reasons, i love it. and imo it implies that lucifer is very curious about humanity, even though he wants to get rid of them, and is good with rhetoric in that he understands the value of speaking to people in a way that feels familiar (he sucks at rhetoric in some other ways lol, but he was doing a good job on that, at least))

[sunnysam-my]

One of the funniest things in Criminal Minds to me was the writers poor attempt at making Reid look super smart. I say poor because, if you know anything about what they claim Spencer can do, you know why it's ridiculous.

1. Speed Reading.

It's a unique skill Spencer has that's used often through out the show. He claims he can read 20,000 words per minute. The thing is, the way he does it makes no sense.

First of all, when speed reading, you pay the price of comprehending the text. It is suggested by experts that speed-reading is most useful to those who need "to skim a large amount of material or need to improve their study skills" and less useful to those who read "highly technical material that requires careful study of each sentence". A lot of what Spencer reads is exactly that.

Second of all, on a normal book page, about 250-300 words fit on a page. Unless my math is incorrect, if he can read 20000 w/m then he can read 333.333 per second. He can read a book page in less than a second.

Even if my math is wrong, the average word count for adult fiction and non-fiction is between 70,000 to 120,000 words. ​The average word count in a book is between 60,000 and 100,000 words. He can read a 80,000 words long book in 4 minutes. He could read the entirty of Frankenstein by Mary Shelley (~75,000 words) in less than that.

2. Eidetic Memory

Again, I'm not really sure the writers even know what that means. Eidetic memory, also (incorrectly) known as total recall and photographic memory, is the ability to recall an image from memory with high precision, at least for a brief period of time, after seeing it only once.

The key words here are for a brief period of time. Unlike with photographic memory, it's a vivid afterimage that lingers. Additionally the memories often contain minor errors, including information that was not present in the original visual stimulus.

It's a very complicated and interesting matter, you can look into it more, but basically the writers just used it as an ass excuse to give Spencer perfect memory.

3. The Star Puzzle

I genuinely laughed at this scene. The Star Puzzle is literally a beginner-medium level puzzle. I have that star, I can see only 2, maybe 3 ways you can make a mistake while assembling it. My mom, who doesn't do those regularly like I do, only needed 15 minutes to figure out all on her own. The hard part is physically putting it together, because, until it's complete, nothing is holding the pieces together and they fall through your hands.

Noticed another thing? The way she describes it? "It's basically impossible to figure out. You have to put all the pieces back together to form a star." "It's basically impossible to do, because you have to take all those pieces and put them exactly…-" Like, yeah? That's how puzzles work??? Congratulations? All puzzles work like this. You have to put them together in the only correct order or solved them using the only solution. It's rare for puzzles to have more than one solution, that's kinda the point of them. And yeah, you can cheat usually, like with the star if you assemble it loosely and jam the last piece, but that's not the same.

And the thing is, there are harder versions of this, but no, they had to go with the identical 6 pieces. This just makes her look like an idiot.

4. His geeky overreactions were very reasonable, actually.

TBH I stopped watching CM a while ago, so don't remember as many situation as I used to, but I remember Phantasmagoria scene. Maybe this is more of geeky pet peeve of mine, but whatever.

Reid is 100% underselling Phantasmagoria here. It's not just a horror theatre play with a bit of science magic to spook the audience. They literally invented holograms for this.* Our modern image of a ghost? It's all thanks to Phantasmagoria which used live holograms** so the actors playing ghost could appear to be half transparent and floating.

You can still think that's not that cool, but wait, there's more. Other than that it used projects and many other 'magic tricks' to not only bring the monsters to life, so you can see them, but also feel them. Phantasmagoria used many special effects outside of visual illusion to make you feel cold winds, smells blood e.t.c. That's better than any other movie you can go to, especially since we're talking about reenactment, which use improved technology. Although you won't get drugged drinks before going in nowadays, so count that as a win or loss. On top of that, reenactments of Phantasmagoria are rare and for many this may be the only chance in their life to see it.

It's kinda like a walk-through haunted house, except you don't walk and there's a plot. The scene shows Spencer as some weird geek for being excited, which sucks. In general I could talk about how awful the teammates are to him half of the time, but that's not my biggest problem here. We as an audience are meant to find Reid's excitement and knowledge as lame and nerdy, but he's not even overreacting. That's a very tamed reaction when you invite your friends to possibly one in a lifetime chance to see this amazing horror magic, horror, theatre play.

*For horror shows in general, a bit earlier than Phantasmagoria, but it gave birth to it.

**Pepper's ghost isn't technically holographic, but you get it. Most people call it that anyway.

[wintereign]

Just a few headcanons. Well, I say a few but there's like ten. Also content warning for abuse, although I don't specifically go into detail? But just figured I'd put a warning out anyway, since there are a few headcanons that dive into it a little bit. Just remember the Schnee family isn't exactly a healthy family dynamic! Especially when it comes to Weiss and her relationships with her parents.

Will put them under the cut so y'all can read if you'd like!

Despite the age difference between Weiss and Winter, Weiss has always looked up to her and would go to her for help and advice. Some advice Winter has given her is to carve her own path. Don't always listen to their father and what he tells you. Her rebellious nature is partly because of Winter's influence and the fact that she knows it would piss her father off.

Before attending Beacon, Weiss has always been taught to care about her appearance. Be mindful of what she wore, what she did and how she acted. Always having the best manners wherever she goes. But since Beacon, she’s realized that all of that isn’t important. There’s more important things at stake than having the fanciest clothing item, putting makeup on and how one wears their hair.

Due to the injury sustained during the battle with the Arma Gigas, she doesn't have complete vision in her left eye. It doesn't hinder her natural abilities to fight nor daily life. (this isn't technically anything I came up with, I've seen some people in the fandom have this and it's something I agree with, tbh. This is the only thing I've ever really paid attention to, tbh)

After her tenth birthday, birthdays were never really celebrated in the Schnee household. Whitley would still celebrate his birthday, often doing things with their father. But as for Weiss or Winter? They didn't care for their birthdays. (elaborated more on a different post)

Her father is the reason why she doesn't often allow people to touch her or to give her hugs. She's also not a big fan of when people yell. Whenever someone raises their hand or even their voice, she is reminded of her father and she panics. She's constantly having to remind herself that her friends are not him.

Since her mother took to drinking, she's never once stood up for her children when they are under Jacques wrath (in this case, usually Weiss or Winter. Whitley was always the golden child in their fathers eyes). She will enable his behavior by throwing in her own snide comments or refusing to do anything to stop him, even when Weiss asks.

Weiss's views used to mirror that of her fathers. And that's only because she didn't know any better. She was young, naive, and her father was trying to paint her in the same image as him. But as Weiss grew older she realized that wasn't right. She's discovered things about the world, the people in the world, like the Faunus, that she realizes aren't true. And wants to help by any way she can to change things.

Klein is like a father figure to Weiss. Jacque didn't do much to raise her, hiring Klein so that he could focus on what really mattered. The Schnee Dust Company (and other matters). Klein knows all of what goes on in the household and every time Weiss is physically harmed by her father, he always informs Winter of the situation.

Like Winter, Klein is the other person that she will go to for advice, or if she's feeling lonely and sad. He knows how to cheer her up. Often bringing her hot coffee and trying to get her to smile or laugh.

After the fall of Beacon, the moment Weiss was given to her father, he made her give up her scroll. Not allowing her to communicate with her friends, in hopes to regain control. 

[silver-heller]

So, if Charlotte did end up dating Mordecai, would she keep dating him, or is it more like, she wants to succeed for a while to rub it in Silver's face then move on?

That's assuming it would last without one of them breaking up with the other.

Mordecai's Reasons:

Even if Charlotte learned more about his culture, she'd probably have no respect for it.

Charlotte's whole vibe is really not for him. I don't want to say MORDECAI COULD NEVER DATE A FEMININE WOMEN (/NOT SERIOUS) cause I don't like making statements like that which could put other shippers down, and I really don't like the cliché approach of "he's not like other men because he hates feminine women" that just turns the character into an a-hole. So, to be clear, that isn't the issue. The issue is Charlotte weaponizing that to be judgmental and mean to other women, along with trying to garner attention and kindness from men who aren't always nice to other women to have a "leg up" on them.

Charlotte's just manipulative, full stop. Charlotte's whole "outlook" doesn't stem on having an emotional connection with her partners, but essentially bribing them with her beauty, attention, and physical affection to make them give her whatever she wants. The moment this becomes clear to Mordecai, I feel he'd immediately remove himself from the situation. He has nothing against someone knowing what they want and isn't afraid to ask for it, the transactional nature in this context just makes him uncomfortable (and, frankly, he'd rather they just ask).

Charlotte's Reasons:

Mordecai is not an affectionate guy in a showy way. He's not about grand gestures, PDA isn't exactly his style, and he doesn't feel the need to show his partners off like Charlotte is hoping he would.

Mordecai isn't that physical, at all, and, when it comes to flirting, he would not get what Charlotte is putting down.

Mordecai gives off the appearance of the calculating and suave man, but beneath it he's an adorable dork and that's not really Charlotte's type.

But, even if it did somehow last, I do genuinely think Charlotte would eventually dump Mordecai to date someone who fits more into the mold she's expected to be with (handsome, snobby rich dude), and Mordecai would just date Silver in the end anyway after the fact, who would probably remain a very dear friend of Mordecai's despite Charlotte's efforts. Charlotte is probably hoping like, Silver will forever resent that Charlotte "got to him first", and that Charlotte's like...metaphorical scent is all over Mordecai from keeping him for as long as she could manage, but Silver just does not believe in the idea of "ownership" in relationships, marking partners, or anything like that, and cares a lot more about the now than someone's past partners.

Tbh, I think Charlotte resents Silver so much because Charlotte is very well aware of the fact that, one way or another, it wouldn't last (and she might have a lowkey bi crush on Silver but, that's a topic for another time). And that Mordecai would find his way back to Silver because those two have a very genuine connection that Charlotte could never have with Mordecai because their goals are inherently very different. I'd say, more accurately, she's mad Mordecai cares so little about social conventions she can't win him over through her own means, appealing to a desire to fit in.

[xukies]

Sorry for the long reply/ ask, I'm just very passionate about this:

Personally I didn't get that from the scene with fragile. He seemed far more preoccupied with "ruining" her appearance, reputation, standing as a trustworthy porter company and her pride

It doesn't read as sexual gratification as much as smugness

Hes envied how comfortable in her own skin and has confidence in her looks (and possibly sexuality) and people who care for her/ admire her, possibly even healthy romantic/sexual relationships, and loving parents that didnt abuse her (at least in the ways that "daddy" didnt/arent as obvious) and now he's finally able to bring her down to his "level" to try to make them equals again in the only way he knows how, by dragging her down with him

Im not even sure if there is a sexual component? I think its far more complicated than that, and has far ,more to do with higgs' insecurities and envy tbh

I think the lick with sam is the closest of his actions to have sexual motivation, but even then I'm not sure its almost like hes trying to lay himself bare and be vulnerable while completely in control of sam? That scene is the one where his motives feel the most obscured

(with amelie i honestly keep forgeting that the deathless freaks comic didn't happen where amelie smacks his ass back right after that scene)

But I would be suprised if that was something amelie agreed to in order to upset sam further and bolster higgs as the despicable "villain"

It felt very performative, at least to me

Also many of these wikis are fairly obvious with their lgbtq+ phobia like assuming higgs must be attracted to fragile because of the licking but his attraction is questionable if its sam?

It also seems kinda fucked that its comparing sexual assult to being a pervert, when thats caused a lot of lgbtq+ descrimination in the past? Like higgs is definitely a pervert, but thats not why.

I see this consistently with wikis based on kojima games (and quite a bit of scifi fandoms too) only giving legitimacy to straight characters/ relationships and delegitmizing lgbtq+ characters

So a lot of this is my own personal interpretation, I only really used the wiki screenshot to gather the "scenes" I use and don't entirely agree with some of the terminology and phrasing. But it is a place i can use to get all the canon plot beats in one place and I already had this interpretation before reading the wiki section.

I think all the things you said can be true with him also being a bit of a creep. Like, he has a Lot of depth as a character and I don't want to dumb it down to "Oh he's just a creep who assaults people" cause that's not at all the case.

But at the same time from the moment you meet him he just gives off Bad Vibes. He can absolutely be jealous of Fragile and looking to ruin her in every way (physically, mentally, reputation wise) and still be Weird about it. He's a complex character with complex motives and no one reason for doing something.

We might just interpret his character differently but this is how I read a lot of the stuff he did. Again, not everything gets dumbed down to him assaulting people cause he wants to but he does give me personally that vibe. He can violate Sam's space purposefully to make him uncomfortable and still get some sick gratification from it. The way he creepily pats Sam sometimes, talking about Fragiles "~pretty face~", etc, these are all real things I've both seen and been victim of by people who absolutely do get off on it.

Again this is all just how I read his character, and there is no one way to interpret any character.

[lovelykil]

—headcanons—

main 4 older ver.

hc; south park x hunter x hunter (what their nen types are)

cw; none

note; two of my favorite shows cross over⁉️ this has got to be the dumbest idea I've ever had 😭 ⤵

kyle—

conjurer— serious, and observant. Can create abilities which are invisible to non-nen users as so specific nen users. They can use their abilities to materialize objects from their own aura.

okay tbh he's either a manipulator or a conjurer I was pretty stuck between them.

manipulator— argumental and logical. Uses techniques to control their opponent

judging by kyle's personality he's very serious, observant, cautious, and very logical though a hot head.

I'd say he fits the conjurer criteria, which are logical, cautious, serious, observant, nervous,, etc, but as much so as a manipulator. He wants to protect his family, friends and pursue his own goals.

he finds out his aura type through the water divination technique; where you set a single leaf to float in a glass of water, place your hands around the glass, and focus your nen, or so Ren, till you notice a change to the leaf or the water.

If impurities appear in the water, you'll know he's a conjurer

he's most likely the strongest out of the 4, he trains almost all the time, determined to master his nen type.

may not be so strong physically but he knows basic combat skills and is a great Nen user.

very on guard and takes notes of his enemy's movements, sometimes but most likely, catching them off guard.

balances out his studies and his training well, after all he is a top A student in highschool.

but can grow nervous and faulter if he's stressed he won't perfect his ability as much as juggle his studies !!!

sometimes uses his nen on cartman if he pisses him off enough which is basically almost all the time lmafo, but doesn't use his full strength usually sighs after about 5 minutes of bickering and fighting. Then proceeds to state

“I'm not wasting my ability on you, fatass.”

in reference to the fractured but whole game, one of his abilities would be to materialize an object to heal himself during combat,, unless I'm wrong and he can't do that unless he's a specialist..😭

erm anyway 🤓☝🏾

If I'm not wrong then that would be an ability he uses.

Stan—

enhancer— straight forward, and simple. Their abilities usually reflect on their emotions and uses less complicated hatsu techniques

as controversial as this may sound considering stan's personality is very complex. He's selfish, straightforward in some ways, and cowardly, but wants to do right, is empathetic, and kind-hearted.

often enhancers are selfish, they focus on their own goals. Their actions and words are dominated by their feelings.

this mostly sounds like kyle by his hot headed personality and letting his emotions take away but at least when it comes to selfishness he tends to care about more people other than himself.

anyway going off track 🧟‍♀️

when stan does the water divination technique, the volume of the water changes.

I see him as probably the weakest in the group, no hard feelings it's just combat wise he's pretty well but his way of thinking is weak.

he's not very logical 🤔

so he usually gets his ass beat for lacking technique against nen users.

kyle most likely helps him train alot, trying to help him make his own special ability to use for fighting.

to be honest it was hard trying to think of what nen type he would be 😭

he's not particularly simple as STATED !! but he's straightforward in combat

on top of that he's an introvert

cartman—

emitter— impatient, and quick tempered. Abilities with an emphasis on range and/or those that have long-lasting effects

similar to kyle, I'd think he'd also be a manipulator but for different reasons.

manipulator— argumental and logical. Uses techniques to control their opponent

as seen from the show, cartman's personality is cruel, impatient, very argumental and quick tempered.

so it's honestly stuck between emitter and a manipulator.

I'd lean more towards manipulator since he's very logical despite his sometimes impulsive decisions, he sure makes an incredible and interesting plan to defeat his opponents.

when eric does the water divination technique, the leaf moves, floating atop.

as a manipulator he can manipulate any non and living object as so his enemy or a person.

In my honest opinion,, he's the strongest out of the 4 with kyle. I'd say they are tied but kyle may have some tricks up his sleeve, being a conjurer and studying his opponent.

very weak in combat given his weight and his lack of effort of even training, but that's where his special ability comes to play as a manipulator. He can control anyone to his advantage with his ability and not actually face his enemy in person.

honestly he's such a cool character, he's evil indeed but his way of thinking is so flawless it almost pisses kyle off

as I said before these two definitely get into petty fights but it's always so fun watching them battle it out

with cartman's endless teasing and kyle's anger issues their fights are nothing but entertaining.

kenny—

enhancer— straight forward, and simple. Their abilities usually reflect on their emotions and uses less complicated hatsu techniques

Idk tbh kenny's personality is pretty chill, he's simple not much going on for him.

so in some cases he would be an enhancer I guess

my brain is failing me, ahhg

when kenny does the water divination technique, the volume of the water changes.

decent in combat skills, he works out regularly but he's a little dumbfounded with the nen stuff.

goes to kyle for help most times

he's not exactly bad but not really great either, he's in the middle for strongest and weakest rank out of the 4

I'd say loves to show off his fighting skills to get girls attention

[jonathancjones]

name: Jonathan Jones

nickname: Johnny and probably a bunch of curse words depending on who you ask.

gender: Male

romantic orientation: Pansexual

preferred pet names: He doesn't have any preferences as long as you don't call him something over cute like pookie or something. Johnny's pretty laid back. I don't feel like he'd care if his partner called him pet names as long as they didn't degrade him or take away his manly heir.

relationship status: I default him to single in all my rps unless it's specified. Each rp is it's own timeline anyway.

opinion on true love: "I'm sure it exists, but doubtful it does for me. It'd be kinda funny though, in an ironic way...if someone even felt even close to that about someone like me."

opinion on love at first sight: "Arr! I don't trust enough to act on it...but maybe it's happened to me before. It's nice people can know exactly what they want and go for it. Good on 'em, really. I respect that."

how ‘romantic’ are they?: Johnny doesn't have many friends, much less romance in his life but when he loves, he loves hard. I imagine he'd give you whatever you wanted, kill anyone who messed with you (or at least beat them up enough to make their faces concave) and be protective and loyal to you. He's the kind of guy to remember your favorite flower and bring it to you because you said you liked it once. He's thoughtful, not overbearing. He can be intense at times but he's just awkward tbh.

ideal physical traits: He doesn't really have any. He loves people for many different reasons and looks has never really been something he's judgy about. He can find the beauty in anyone. It's mostly what's in someone's soul for him.

ideal personality traits: He likes positive, ambitious people. Those who are competitive and honorable. He especially loves it if you're good at fighting and will want to fight you if you ever reveal it to him.

unattractive physical traits: He'd expect people to have some self worth and class enough to take care of their appearance at least a little. Other than that he's not too judgy.

unattractive personality traits: Braggarts, people who will stoop to any level to do something terrible, people who treat women and children terribly, people who have no class, and just overall if you're an asshole he'll want nothing to do with you.

ideal date: Johnny loves stargazing. The stars are special to him. It is required that you go stargazing at least once with him.

do they have a type?: Not really he just wants to be loved.

average relationship length: Uh...I mean anyone he's with he'd be with them until they died. Johnny's exceedingly loyal. He's there for life, and since he's technically dead it's forever.

preferred non-sexual intimacy: Johnny loves to hug people and cuddle them. He likes to carry people around, too. He likes to show off how strong and manly he is. He doesn't mind kissing, but he won't be the first to do it because he's awkward and doesn't want anyone to see his face. That and uh...kissing this man just looks like he's literally trying to eat your face and it's never not hilarious.

opinion of public affection: "Their MINE. Look at 'em! I'm gonna show 'em off, because look at how great they are! I'm so lucky to even have them and the world's gonna know it! Anyone who has a problem with that can get their face blasted off with my hook shot!"

past relationships? Besides flings he's has with his men, I don't think there's anything substantial.

Tagged by @red-man-of-mustache

Tagging: Be a pirate and steal it! Arr!

[sholangagaga]

Gregory is Michael Afton Theory

Bonus (4/4)

Gregory being Michael allows Mike to have a better dad.

The save stations have Helpy on them, and Michael knows Helpy from Pizza Sim.

If Gregory is C.C, shouldn’t it show the Fredbear plush?

Michael has a chance to beat PeePaw up with a crowbar.

After working to stop his father for so long, Michael deserves this.

Gregory doesn’t have to be an animatronic for this theory!

Michael could have been reincarnated or something similar.

If not an animatronic, Michael gets his organs back. He could eat again.

Link to Google Doc with entire theory in once place & Game Theory's Gregory theories: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1c2jvwePYHwvmc1DoaqY9qPpczOL9njJL9jiH1tN0qtw/edit?usp=sharing

I didn't reply to the first pieces since you linked the doc here BUT full analysis under the cut

So I'm gonna start by saying this is one of the strangest (in a good way) and most interesting SBB theories I've ever been prosed. Honestly if I was someone who wasn't so ingrained in the lore due to my AUs, I would probably believe this as near infallible. It's THAT well thought out (And this is coming from someone who doesn't really Like Game Theory cause they've been known to kinda pull rabbits from hats, if you know what I mean)

Now I will be overly analytical and pick this apart as my neurons fire a mile a minute

Physical Appearance

While I can see the resemblance, half of the FNAF canon roster is either brown haired or hinted to have dark hair (excluding some of the blonde Aftons and also William, depending on who you ask)

Most of the canon characters are also big fans of Foxy (See Phone Guy for example; I'm pretty sure Foxy is/was Scott's favorite back in the original games. He was also terrified of Bonnie funny enough)

Personality

The Gregory being agitated thing is true, but also, can you REALLY blame him? His entire situation is pretty stressful, I think I'd be a real asshole in that premise as well. Michael's sarcasm has been a known point for sure, the dude canonically loves soap operas he's probably the snarkiest dude around (and I love him for it)

All of this tick marks tbh are just sorta occupational. Gregory not trusting anyone makes sense because he's an orphan who apparently was treated poorly in the streets. OF COURSE he doesn't really like adults, least of all adults in uniform. Michael is paranoid at work because he works in a setting where the robots are trying to kill him

The destroying the bots thing is, again, very understandable. Gregory spent the night trying to survive, he could care LESS how the robots feel. He wants them to stop trying to kill him! Same with Michael, they've fucked him over and its not like theyre living things. Getting rid of them wouldnt be much of a moral dilemma

Storyline

Gregory knows that Freddy has a stomach hatch because its common knowledge. His stomach hatch is for birthday cakes, which means it's perfectly logical for him to know it exists. In the same vein, he would know hiding inside it would be dangerous. Its meant for cake, not kids! Gregory was bold to even attempt it imo but he's a very reckless kid

The family one is SO GOOD but also, unfortunately, can easily be debunked as a basic voiceline for lost children. It's a super mall, children probably get lost all the time. The best way to lure a child (according to William) is to mention their family/things they like. It worked for him, it would work for fan favorite robots

I think thee reason why Gregory seems so adult is because, well, it IS a scripted game. But everything Gregory does is basically spoonfed to him by Freddy, so I don't think it's more so that he's overly smart or working on prior knowledge, its just hes good at context clues and following instructions

I have my own gripes about the Parts and Service system, but for game sake Gregory only succeeds cause failing means death. But yeah all my homies hate P&S

In universe, it would make sense that Gregory hates the Franchis cause....Fazbear Ent fucked up ALOT for a VERY LONG TIME. Most people still hate them, as evident from when HandUnit/Dread Unit just sorta always mentions "forget the past us" and shit like that. It's like being in our universe and hating Amazon for Bezos. Same concept, totally understandable.

The van thing is just funny, I love that one. Little baby driving heehee

My biggest problem with the theory is the gaps. While we don't know FOR SURE when everything takes place, the general consensus is FNAF 3 takes place in 2020 (and if you're one of the Michael is the Fnaf 3 protag believers, that's pretty significant) and SUPPOSEDLY, Pizzeria Simulator most likely takes place between 2023-onward, with Security Breach really close on the heels of it since It's built over the Pizza Place where Henry, William, and Michael all initially die. If Gregory is as old as most fans assume/agree (11-9) then there's no way he can be a reincarnation of Michael cause Michael didn't actually die/lost his remnant until Pizzeria Simulator, and then SB takes place less than 5 or so years after that (According to most theories)

I think its way more plausible that Gregory is a reincarnation of Evan/Crying Child and FREDDY is Michael, because not only does that give us a way better theory premise but it also closes out the Afton family storyline, with the two sons teaming up against their father. Gregory being different personality wise to Evan/the Crying child could easily be explained by Evan getting corrupted by Cassidy's negative remnant before she forced him out during the events of UCN/FNAF3. Could also just be the Afton sass if you wanted to be really dig into it. I could probably go on forever about that theory since I've been thinking about it for a while now

BUT in conclusion while I really like this theory, there's too many holes to really convince me to latch to it like I do other theories. Then again, it IS just a theory. A game theory

[soapisahimbo]

NSFW ABC - König Edition

I am all for this fucking bandwagon, and I am jumping right up on it with some smut about our favourite Austrian giant, König!

This posts contains heavy smut elements, so minors stay away!

If you like this and want more, I already have nsfw alphabets about Soap, Alejandro, Gaz and Ghost in the works, so don't you worry!

Let me know what you think, and enjoy!

warnings: senseless smut, könig is kinda obsessed, tried to keep it genderneutral but female anatomy might be hinted at, mentions of throatfucking (könig might be bi tbh), longer than it needs to be

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex):

Needs reassurance that he didn't go too far, that he didn't hurt you and that you want him to stay. He's bigger than above average, and while he tries to control himself, he sometimes loses himself in the heat of the moment, and the heat of you.

Has a tendency to overstimulate you without intending to, and can grip you a bit tighter than he means to, so he spends some time kissing any bruises he can find as if to say sorry, and massages any sore muscles that might be making themselves known when the high is wearing off. He'll happily carry you into the shower and help you wash off, careful not to rub any areas that might be sore or sensitive (anymore than he has to, at least). You might need to convince him if you want to massage him too, because lord knows he needs to be taken care of as well, but if you get the chance to, he'll probably fall asleep in minutes.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s):

With his anxiety and experience with getting relentlessly bullied when younger, his perception of his body is a bit skewed. He's trained to be a soldier; his body is meant for fighting and killing. While acutely aware of his own size, he has never really taken the time to actually take a proper look at his body for anything other than to check for wounds and scars, and even though he has received a number of compliments in his adult years and enjoyed them, the concept of being confident solely in his physical appearance is a bit foreign to him.

With you, however, he has indeed found himself some appreciation for his body - you shower him with compliments any chance you get, but he has specifically grown a new fondness of his hands. He loves the way your skin feels under his palms, how you sigh and shiver and moan when he finds all the right spots, loves squeezing at your softer parts and seeing the flesh bulb out between his fingers.

Speaking of softer parts, while there is probably not a single millimeter of your body that he doesn't want to lay all of his love onto, he must admit that he has a specific weakness for your chest and thighs. Even if you don't have big breasts, he still loves to run his hands and mouth over them, making circles over your nipples with his thumbs and tongue. As for your thighs, he will sometimes spend an extended amount of time doing nothing but stroking, kissing, licking, sucking and biting them. He doesn't move to eat you out (although it will more often than not lead to that), he's not doing it to tease you, but there's just something about the softness and the warmth that has him lose track of time. Loves the way they squeeze together around his hand or head or hips when you cum, and will sometimes make you cum for the sole reason of watching them quiver.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically):

This is actually something that used to embarrass him to no end before he got with you, because he cums quite a lot. He makes a mess and he doesn't like it. The first time you had sex without a condom, he had you on your back, holding the back of your knees to keep your legs spread. He intended to pull out to stop himself from coming, because it was happening quicker than he anticipated and he wanted this to last, but to no avail. He came all over your hole, and at the twitch of his cock, a couple of spurts shot up along your torso, leaving trails from your pubic mound all the way up to your neck.

He apologized profusely, on the verge of tears because he thought that he had ruined everything, that you'd be disgusted, but when you ran a finger through it and brought it to your mouth to taste, his brain short circuited and he almost came again from the sight alone. Nowadays he takes it upon himself to lick it off of your body, or from between your legs after he's watched it leak out, only to then crawl back up to your face and kiss you deeply to share the taste.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs):

He had woken up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, nothing crazy. But when he came back to bed, you had shifted in your sleep. The cover had slipped off of you, you were naked and your legs were spread. There were hickeys forming along the inside of your thighs, and he could tell that there was still some stickiness left from your prior session.

The more timid side of him told him to just tuck you in and go back to sleep, but he couldn't look away. As if in a trance, he knelt down on the mattress at the foot of the bed and stared, feeling himself get hard. He wanted to dive in, but you were sleeping and he didn't want to disturb your peace, and as if on autopilot, he wrapped his hand around his dick, pumping it to nothing but the sight of you. He got close embarrassingly fast, leaning his weight forward on one hand and gripping the sheets, as if to get closer while also keeping himself at bay, biting his lip to keep quiet, salivating.

He quickly realized the mess he'd make if he came now, so he rushed back out into the bathroom and stepped into the shower where his cum could easily be rinsed down the drain. When he came back, you'd rolled over on your side and snuggled into the sheets. He still hasn't told you and it still pains him, because he hates keeping secrets from you.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?):

Contrary to popular belief, not a virgin. At least not to the full extent. Has had both men and women offer to help him blow off some steam when his adrenaline is still running high, and has taken some of them up on that offer. Never actual sex though; any time that he has actually snuck off with someone, they've usually gotten down on their knees and offered their hands or throats to him.

He may or may not have had a dick or two in his own mouth before - they're oftentimes much smaller than he is, and he's never really had any trouble taking them.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying):

Might not have one single specific favourite, but has learned to enjoy the way he completely covers you when he has you underneath him, because it makes him feel like he's protecting you, regardless of if he's fucking you in missionary or if you're lying face down, ass up. Likes leaning over you as closely as he can, and often pushes your knees up to your chest or angling himself in an attempt to get deeper into you. Sometimes, when he's starting to lose himself, he'll fall over a bit and bury his face in the pillow next to your head and moan almost helplessly into the fabric. It would make you smile if you weren't usually right there on that edge with him.

Also loves it when you get on top to ride him, because he gets to watch you from a whole new angle. He'll happily sit back and let you pick the pace, watching you fuck yourself on him with an awed gleam in his eyes. He'll be happy to have you either way.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.):

Tends to be a bit more serious due to his nerves, but your sex life is not without it's funny moments, like when you knock your heads together or fumble with the belt, or nearly fall over when trying to take your clothes off. He ran his hand over your waist in a way that tickled you once, and when you giggled he couldn't bring himself to stop, a beaming grin on his face as he told you to make that sound again. Every now and again, you'll tickle each other, even when he's balls deep, just because it gives a sort of domestic reprieve in what can sometimes be an overwhelmingly hot and heavy moment.

The two of you have also laughed yourselves into a tummyache a number of times, usually because of something that caught both of you completely off guard, like the time you broke a small cot that belonged to someone else. He was petrified at first, but once you'd started giggling, he couldn't keep it together. Eventually you both had reached full belly laugh, and you both just laughed for a long while before he eventually gathered his senses, buried his face in the skin of your neck, and with another chuckle he pulled you into him and started fucking you again, the sound of your laugh still hanging around the edges of your surprised moans.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.):

Doesn't actually have a whole lot of hair. It's thick, and enough to cover his pubic mound, curly and dark, but it's not like an absolute jungle. Prides himself on his personal hygiene and might go for a trim if he ever feels like he needs to. Has a happy trail that you love running fingers and kisses along, making his legs feel like jelly every time.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect):

Holds you close, like he wants to sinks into your very skin and stay there forever. Strokes your cheek, looks you deep in the eyes and has a deep red shade spread over his cheeks when he tells you he loves you. He will probably be on the verge of tears if you return the sentiment. He often stops moving just so he can lean in and kiss you deeply and hungrily, as if caught off guard by a sudden and intense desire for it.

He's also really big on nonsexual intimacy, loving to stand in the shower with you with no other purpose but for you to mutually care for each other, or just resting his head on your chest to listen to your heartbeat as you stroke his hair.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon):

He wants to save himself as much as he can for you, but when deployed and sent somewhere far away from you, he can't help himself. He always goes out on his mission with a laser-like focus, but every now and then, on the calmer nights, he can't stop the thoughts about you, about how much he misses you and how he wants nothing more but have you in his arms again, and once these thoughts have turned to the more unsavoury side, he needs to find somewhere private to relieve himself, lest someone on his team notices what's on his mind.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks):

While he at times can enjoy the sheer size difference between the two of you and how he can use it in the bedroom, it wouldn't be to the point of a kink. You suspect he might have somewhat of an oral obsession however, considering how keen he is on keeping his mouth and tongue on you.

Surprisingly likes it when you tie him up, even though he acts like could positively die if he doesn't get to touch you. Will praise you endlessly, and you think he's about to ascend to some other realm if you praise him as well.

He also catches you off guard when you're out in public and he leans in to whisper that he wants to find some hidden spot somewhere and eat you out. Likes overstimulation, both for you and for himself. He likes being overstimulated because he wants nothing but to be good for you and because he feels almost like a new man afterwards. When he overstimulates you, however, it's usually because he can't bring himself to stop once you've started cumming.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do):

Somewhat into semi-public stuff, although he still wants to make sure that no one will see you. Other than that, your very own bed is where he likes it the most. Isn't adverse to fucking you on pretty much every other surface in your home, though.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going):

Anything you do with any sort of sexual intention will have him melting into an absolute puddle. If you asked, he'd be on his knees for you before you'd even completed the sentence. If you simply tugged at his clothes, he'd have undressed himself in the blink of an eye. He's incredibly attuned to you whenever you're nearby and he's ready to throw himself at you at any chance he can get. Be kind to him. He can only handle so much before he breaks.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs):

He will never, by any means whatsoever, ever hurt you or degrade you, or do anything that even closely relates to it. Not even to save his own life. The bruises he unintentionally leaves on you from time to time already stress him out enough as is, even if you tell him you don't mind them and that they barely even hurt. If you tell him that you want him to inflict some pain on you or degrade you, he'd flat out refuse. Even as a soldier, it goes against every grain of his very nature to hurt someone he loves. If he ever truly did hurt you, he'd never forgive himself.

Doesn't want to be hurt or degraded either - reminds him too much of his childhood. Any other bodily fluids outside of what usually comes with having sex is also an absolute no-go.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.):

Believe it or not, but König doesn't really like recieving blowjobs. He's big, and quite a bit more than just a mouthful, and usually when anyone tries to suck him off, even if they are capable of swallowing all of him down, they tend to end up scraping their teeth along the length of him and it doesn't feel good. He'd prefer a handjob in that case. That doesn't mean he doesn't like it when you use your mouth on him, though. Kiss and lick up the sides, tease the ridge just under the helmet, suck on the head and tongue the slit while you work your hand up and down and he'll be crying out your name to the heavens like it's the only thing that could ever save him.

Going down on you, though, is as far as he's concerned an absolute want and need.As mentioned before, he loves the feeling of your thighs squeezing around his head, and it's also one of the few times where he actually appreciates his stature, because his hands can still easily reach the rest of your body. It's a bit too easy for him to lose himself in you, however - he tends to get "drunk" off of you and you swear it's like he forgets to breathe. Even with a tight grip of his hair, it takes you a lot to pull him away from you, and when you do, he sucks in a deep lungful of air, only to try and get his mouth back on you. If you by some miracle manage to hold him off, he'll start whining, and between the lust and overstimulation, you rarely have enough strength to actually hang on for long.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.):

Surprisingly soft, even when he's fucking you senselessly. Never slams into you, no. Tends to start off slow, to make sure he's warmed you up enough, but picks up the pace once you start begging him to. Keeps a steady, heavy pace, and even though he doesn't necessarily fuck you hard, you feel like every thrust drives the air out of you.

Once he gets close, however, he picks up speed and strength, almost reminding you of a human jackhammer. When he cums, he pushes himself as deep into you as he can, staying there while you feel his cock pulse, and waits only a moment before he begins to grind his hips into you, relishing in the sensitivity as he pumps you full.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.):

He would prefer to take his time with you; he needs to warm you up and stretch you out properly before he can actually fuck you. If you are going for a quickie, it's usually because you don't have access to the safety of your home at the moment, and if you (or he, for that matter) can't wait, he'll pull you along to find a secluded place somewhere and the two of you will make a mess out of each other with your hands and mouths instead.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.):

As mentioned before, can go for something semi-public, but he doesn't by any means want the two of you to get caught. He's up for anything you want to try, as long as there's no risk of either of you getting hurt or as long as it isn't out of this world.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?):

He has finished quicker than intended at times, but if he does, he simply finds some other way to please you. Can last a good while, and you usually end up losing count of how many times you cum. He'll try to go for as long as you can, and he's kept you up at night a fair number of times.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?):

The idea of toys hadn't really struck him, until he asked you what you did when he was away and you decided to show him. Blushing heavily, he asked you about what they were, how you used them and if they felt good. When your response is "not as good as you," he feels like his heart skips a beat and almost needs to physically restrain himself from throwing himself over you. After much blushing and stammering, he eventually turns to you and asks if you can show him how you use them. He watches closely and learns, and it's like you've given him a whole new world to explore (and new ways to render you completely mindless). He will use the toys on you until you're practically crying for him to give you a break, even if his cock sits painfully hard in his pants.

Once you suggest that you can use them on him as well, you thought he'd throw his neck out with how fast he snapped his head towards you. You showed him things he'd never even considered, and after the first time you'd use a vibrating wand on his cock, he was sure he'd never be the same again.

You tell him about dildos and how you can use them as well, and he finds himself wondering what it would be like if you used one on him. Tends to be the one fucking you, but the idea of you fucking him (with a real dick or no) does more to him than he'd like to admit.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease):

He doesn't mean to tease, honest! He just loses himself in you, loses track of time. If you whine at him and try to scold him for it, he'll apologize breathlessly, but sometimes he can't bring himself to move on. He's just fascinated by you, smitten by you.

If you want some payback, he's not hard to tease. Will whine if you hold back, beg if you stop. If you edge him, he'll do a mix of the both, his words slurring and his languages mixing together into a near unrecognizable mess. But you usually find it in yourself to be merciful. Usually.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.):

Quite loud - the volume of his moans are usually on par with yours. He moans sweet things in your ears, trying to stay coherent, but it usually turns into a mess of English, German and Austrian German. Starts to ramble, and the words you are able to understand are usually somewhere along the lines of "ah, fuck, scheisse, you feel so good, ah, so fffuu-uhuh-ckinggood, I don't want to stop, I can't stop, m-my love, please, liebling, you take me so well, please don't stop now, I beg you, don't stop, I- ah!"

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character):

As far as blowjobs go, there's only ever been one that has been able to take all of him in their mouth - a man almost his own size that offered to go with him to the men's room back at base during some downtime right after a mission. The man had happily gotten down on his knees, opened his mouth wide and stuck his tongue out and let him grab him firmly by the head and throatfuck him against the stall door (König can still remember the sounds - if anyone else heard them, they never made it known). He would enthusiastically offer himself up a few more times, to the point where it almost became routine after missions. But then one day the man was gone and König just didn't see him again.

He's confessed this to you, worried that you might not want to be with him anymore, but you jokingly/not-so-jokingly suggested that maybe you should find another guy who can take him like that again, and his mind has been running wild ever since.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes):

He is most certainly big, definitely, however he is not wielding some sort of horsecock. Sits somewhere around 7-8 inches, thick enough to stretch you out and fill you up, but not so thick that you feel like you're about to split in half.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?):

Wants you nearly constantly, but usually leaves you to initiate. He can only hold off for so long, however, and once he's at his whit's end, he'll start touching you, running his fingers along your arms at first, then your waist, then his hands are gripping at your hips and he's breathing heavily into your ear, whispering to you how badly he wants you, will you please let him have you?

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards):

He will actually fall asleep rather fast if you tell him to lay with you for a bit longer before you clean up, which is why he usually declines. He wants both of you to be clean and fresh so that you don't have to deal with the icky and uncomfortable clean up that happens if you let it dry. Once clean, though, he'll happily crawl back into bed with you and either have you rest on top of him like a little blanket, or lay his head down onto your chest, and he'll be out like a light before you know it.

[orieriee]

Some One Piece guys with types of people they might be interested in:

Pairs: Luffy, Ace, Sabo, Law x gender neutral reader (separate)

Author's note: These are all just headcanons, I just like to imagine the "perfect" pair of person for them.

Warnings: fluff, kink mentioned in Sabo's

my masterlist

Monkey D. Luffy:

Tbh I think this man doesn't really have a certain type he specifically like, as long as that person is a kind person

They can be shy or introverted or they can be very active or extroverted, they can be a serious type person or a playful type, he doesn't care, he also doesn't have a body type he prefers

Except if you're the type to torture a child do harm or evil to other people (intentionally) that, he hates.

Someone who puts other people first, selfless people is what he likes

Well, as long as he finds you interesting that catches his attention

Bonus points if you can cook and understand him that he is a person that needs to be free

Like, you don't limit your partner to not do this or do that

Take care of him like a mom, he'll cherish you like his nakama

Portgas D. Ace:

Just like Luffy, he only cares if the person is a kind person

But more specific, if that person is kind to him

But you can't treat ONLY him with your kindness, you also have to be kind to others that he considers important people to him.

But boi if you treat him just a little kinder, paying a little more attention to him than everyone else, his feelings will start to bubble up like soda pop

Why are there so many buts

For example asking him if he has eaten yet, or remind that he should take care of himself more and wrapping a scarf when it's cold out, plus points if Marco's around but you don't do that to Marco, treating him a bit more special y'know

If we're going to a body type wise, I think he would lean more towards curvy and chubby type person because they're cuter in his opinion

But he doesn't really care much about physical appearance tho

He longed for physical and emotional love and if you can give that to him, he's a smitten man

Sabo's and Law's are under the cut!

Sabo:

Kindness is an important aspect but I think this guy is more picky and has a more specific type than his brothers

If the person is smarter than him, can execute plans or assignments cleanly, he would be: "damn, I'm impressed"

This man doesn't care about physical appearance too

But this man has a certain kink liking for thigh belts is it called a thigh belt? Yeah I think it's thigh belt

He finds that hot so if you can pull it off, he'll be simping in no time

He'll like a straightforward person more than anything, he hates people that likes to beat around the bush

A person that is aware of their surroundings and knows how to read the situation/atmosphere is good for him too

For example, if he's in his playful, silly goofy mood, you can match him and be playful as well. He likes it when you can match his vibes

Is selfless but takes care of their own self too, also is a badass

Trafalgar D. Water Law:

This man is picky when it comes to personality, let me tell you

Body type wise, doesn't really care, as long you're in a healthy shape because of health reasons. (he's a doctor so)

His type of person has to be rational, calm and collected most of the time

He doesn't like an overtalkative person, because he thinks it's annoying to talk, let alone too much talking

I think he's into glasses, he kinda has a type towards glasses (because they make you look smart and all)

Someone who is mature, good in public speaking, knows their own self (Oof- Law, that's a LOT to keep up to y'know)

But they don't need to be "perfect" all the time, he's ok if you break the calm and cool demeanor/persona of yours

He might find people with tattoos on the their nape or just cool tattoos in general (somewhere he can see) attractive

Bonus points if that person can connect with him in terms on medical matters or on a deeper level

© published on 04/01/22 by orieriee

[kanmom51]

Tbh no matter small Jikook moments happened in Las Vegas none of it points to a potential relationship between JM and JK. I can see JK as someone having some big butt girlfriends lol, Dating casually. He just doesn't looks like a man in committed relationship especially with another man. Even though judging him by these tattoos, piercings, his dressing style are stereotyping, those stereotypes exist for a reason, it's because there are lot of similar occurrences. And he have all those appearances qualities of a typical fuckboy. Just look any of his pictures - offstage or onstage, it's evident.

Of course you're right anon.

JK is a huge fuckboy, because he's so so good looking and has tattoos and piercings.

How didn't I see that before?

You opened my eyes to the truth.

You are what you look - that's how life goes.

And if it wasn't understood by now, because I have found that there are those that need the added explanation, and apparently you would be one of those anon, going through life believing you judge a book by it's cover - this whole opening, it's me being sarcastic.

Because, god help you anon, if that's how you are living your life, judging people by how they look, not who they actually are.

You would also be the type to think that a tattooed pierced manly man would just HAVE to be straight, because, as you said, stereotypes, they are true (you did actually say that in your ask).

Same would be said for racist stereotypes, right? Because, as you yourself put it anon, "stereotypes exist for a reason, it's because there are lot of similar occurrences."

I think you need a huge wake up call anon.

Take a second, a minute, an hour to sit and think about just how wrong and bad what you are saying is anon.

A person isn't what he looks like.

You don't judge a person by who he was born to, his skin colour, the shape of his eyes, or any of his physical features, his religion or any other parameter that is not who he is as a human being (his nature, his behaviour, his personality).

You NEVER judge a book by it's cover. That's, btw, exactly how people are duped and conned in life. Living life with misconceptions.

You can be good looking outside and ugly inside.

You can be good looking and tattooed and pierced and uninterested in sleeping around or having meaningless sexual conquests.

It's about who you are inside, your personality, and your facial features, your body, they have absolutely nothing to do with who you are as a person.

Do some good looking people use said looks to behave in certain ways? Of course they do. But that's because of who they are as a person inside, and generalising and saying that because you look good, take care of yourself physically, get tattoos and piercings, that's who you are as a human being, well that's just wrong and twisted, and I feel sad for you if that's how you judge people, or want to be judged yourself by others.

Oh, and btw, addressing your underlined homophobic stereotyping anon -

"I can see JK as someone having some big butt girlfriends lol, Dating casually. He just doesn't looks like a man in committed relationship especially with another man".

Wow. Totally wow anon. I'm gonna let you in on a secret not many know (me being sarcastic again, I feel I need to keep letting you know anon) there are many queer tattooed pierced manly men. Shock, awe, unbelievable right?

I think you have a lot of growing up to do. Maybe reading actual books that aren't y/n ff would help.

To end this convo anon I want to tell you one last thing about JK. JK is in a long term committed relationship with JM, another man. He's told us and shown us exactly that over the past 5 years, well they both have. And his actions, his words in LV, well they were cute and telling and him being pretty loud and uncaring as to what people like you think or feel about it.

So you keep on living your immature blind y/n dream anon, while JK will be living the good life with the man he loves.

[icaruskey]

I honestly don't see Nanny Crowley as particularly femme tbh, but maybe that's because I've managed to separate the idea of skirts and lipstick being "femme" to start with.

We know that angels and devils have some shapeshifting capabilities. Crowley can turn into a snake. He has wings he can hide. There's no reason not to think he could modify his physical appearance to be more feminine. They definitely could've softened Tennent's masculine features with makeup, prosthetics, even post-production work. But they didn't do that.

Everything about Crowley is the same, just put into a dress and some makeup and curls. The blouse doesn't even cover Tennent's Adam's apple, and like. I recognize that that's just a thing and women have it all the time, but still. There's detail and care put into the show, there's a lot of love there because Gaiman put that love in it and the ip is so beloved.

But it's just Crowley in a dress. A non-male man shaped being putting on just enough of a show to get the part he needed to play. And tbh, I've seen actual male men put more conviction into their gender fuckery than Crowley did with the nanny.

Men need representation? Trans men do! This conversation isn't even about that but like??

like literally yes. we do actually need more representation for men that isn’t the Hypermasculine Dehydrated Aggressive White Man. it’s not gonna single-handedly destroy toxic masculinity but it might help seeing as the ppl who say they’re so committed to toppling the patriarchy have a tantrum every time someone tells them that men are included in the ppl who are affected by the patriarchy.