#I headcanon that Elizabeth cuts his hair

[firefly--bright]

head over heels!

jean kirstein x fem!reader, modern a.u., b99 a.u.

summary ; detective kirstein has a nice ring to it, you think, and jean thinks you light up the dingy apartment that you had turned into your home. warnings ; not proofread </3 too tired a/n ; this has been in the drafts for so long i miss my man. i will be making a part two/series of this, but for now, meetcute to quench your (and my) thirst :3 taglist ; @holding-infinity-and-a-book , @mrsnobodynobody , @hopeless-anti-romantic-again , @jeanscremebrulee , @berrijam , @happxme , @cherrypieyourface , @imgayandshesanime , @moonmalice , @kivernova , @potaho3frog , @xakilicious , @katestrophes , @gojo-ana , @ppushable, @candleohappiness , @zombiefiedskeivy , @1ovede1uxe , @sevriizy , @toscapaeron

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“this is fucking disgusting, horseboy,” eren says, stepping into the suspiciously smelling apartment building, his boots scruffing up against the poorly maintained floors. 

jean snatched the green juice back from him. “fuck off, Yeager. it's called being healthy on duty.” 

“yeah?” eren scratches behind his ear, “take a sip, then,” 

jean scoffs. “You take a sip.” he retorts, childishly, holding up the picture of their current victim - a woman in her late thirties, blonde hair that barely touched the top of her shoulders, a mole under her left eye. Their carpeted footsteps stumbled through the narrow hallway and jean gulped down the urge to gag. Not because of his green juice, but because of the smell of… ammonia and what jean guessed to be rust in the air. At least, he hoped. 

Eren knocked on the door infront of him, three loud raps against the quiet afternoon air - suspiciously quiet for being in the city, but jean rolled his shoulders back to appear more intimidating. “Pdp,” eren called out, bored. Turning to jean, he mumbles, “do you smell that?” “yeah, probably your fucking perfume.” before the door opens, cutting off anything eren wouldve liked to argue. an abysmally loud creak pierces through jeans ears and he winces, his eyes shutting involuntarily.

“hello miss,” eren speaks directly to the person infront of him, the door letting out the smell of apples and…cinnamon? was he smelling it right? suddenly the smell in the hallway was just an echo, and jean opened his eyes to find you in front of him, hand on the door as if you're physically keeping it in place, and you're speaking. you're saying something but jean can't hear. 

a detective with six years under his belt, sixty something arrests - sixty seven, not that he's counting, of course, but eren only has sixty six - and he gets flustered over a girl. 

granted, a very pretty girl.

“sorry about the door,” you say, knocking on the heavy wood, “everything in this building is dying.” 

“speaking of,” eren says, small smile on his face as he turns towards jean with his palm upturned. jean blinks. what does he want? 

“oh,” jean hands him the picture of the victim - Elizabeth Schafer - “have you… seen her anywhere, around here, maybe? or…or y'know, ever?” jean stutters through his sentence, making two questions of a statement that was supposed to be just one. out of his periphery, erens smirk gets more demeaning. a bait to tease jean until the end of time, again.

you hum in thought. “she was the upstairs guy’s girlfriend,” you say, shrugging, “I used to talk to her sometimes. is she…” you trail off, keeping the word as heavy as death away from the comfort of your box apartment. jean could only nod with pursed lips, glancing down at his feet. 

“yeah… if you know the victim, we have a couple questions to ask you,” eren said, filling in the gap left in Jean's inner, panicky monologue. should he compliment you? that wouldn't make sense, would it? you're just wearing pyjamas, he'd come off as a creep. so what should he do? just ask the questions like a professional, hoping that you'd see his stoicism as mildly attractive and ask him for his number? or should he poorly attempt small talk as he usually did when he saw pretty people across the bar near the 104th, which seemed to work only on two percent of the people he tried to talk to.

“sure!” you say, interrupting his thoughts, your eyes flash to his briefly, and his heart almost skips a beat. biologically almost impossible, but then why did the English language make it up? whatever. his mind is going in uneven circles, his skin crawling with warmth. he hates this. “do you guys wanna come inside till then? if it'll take a while?” you ask, thumb pointing behind you in invitation. 

eren glanced at jean, and he regretted the moment he signed up to the Paradis 104th where he'd be assigned to detective eren Yeager, like a turbulent marriage, and erens expression reflects it because he knows what jean is thinking about. looking back at you, ignoring how hard jean’s heart is beating out of his chest, he smiles wide enough for it to be considered slightly cocky, a bit too all-knowing, and says, “sure, your house smells better than the whole building.” 

jean hates to admit it, but he hates how much better eren is at talking to pretty people than he is. jean may have more arrests (just one, but it still counts), but eren knows how to charm people into talking, fool them by being their friend to get an unknowing confession. 

they work well that way, jean thinks as he steps inside your apartment, holding the door open with his back, his ears turning warm at how you say “thank you,” to him, as if holding the door open was a big deal. 

the door closes shut almost as soon as jean steps in, and you continue your conversation with eren, telling him how you had to combat the bad smell somehow so you purchased almost a lifetime supply of candles with coupons you had scavenged. soft music that jean guessed sourced from your bedroom, seeping out into the small living space. jean looked around as eren kept asking you questions. he should shut the fuck up, but then again, jean didn't know how to fill in the gaps of the conversation. 

“i was gonna make some hot chocolate right now,” you mention, slipping away into your kitchen - if it could even be called that - and pulling out three mugs from your cabinet, without even waiting for confirmation. your easy smile made jean dizzy. he could use some hot chocolate right now. “would you guys like some?” you asked, but the answer was already assumed because your hands moved towards the fridge before he could say “yes, yeah. sure.” 

good. casual. eren bumped his elbow into Jean's arm, prompting him to say something interesting, but all jean could muster up was a side eye with a scowl to his partner. 

“you said you knew the victim?” “you've got nice taste in music-” the both of them said, jean trying to take the professional route while eren opted for something immature.

you didn't seem to be bothered. your hands moved on their own, breaking apart a bar of chocolate and putting it in a pot with a little bit of milk. you glanced up at them, smiling even wider at the weirdly thoughtful compliment - dammit, eren - “thanks, it's a playlist my friend made for me. and I mean…I didn't know her that well, just as an acquaintance. she was really nice though. one time, she helped me with the groceries, my hands were full and the paper bag was ripping from the bottom so I had to hold it-” you held your hands infront of yourself like you were holding an invisible baby - “like this. and she helped me carry my other bag upstairs.” you said, hardly looking at the both of them. eren continued to glance around, seeing the way you decorated your place. books, posters, plants, pictures. a small tv, an open drawer with stationery almost spilling out of it. candles, two of them, lined up against your small window, and the smell now mixed together with melting chocolate and brown sugar and cardamom in a pot you were brewing. it was beautiful. 

your hands moved like habit over the small stove, and jean gravitated towards the counter. he could almost feel erens snark from where he was, still observing your apartment from a little ways away. 

jean cleared his throat, an attempt to get your attention. put on his best im-here-to-help face, and asked, slightly trembly, “do you need any help?” with his hands on his hips because he didn't know what else to do with them. 

you turned your head to him with a smile, “not really. I'm almost done, detective…” “kirstein.” his voice broke - “jean. jean kirstein. just jean. is fine.” he said. pathetic. god he wanted to die. 

you didn't seem phased, not even a laugh at his voice crack, and turned back to your mixture in the pot. “alright, jean. kirstein. detective.” you looked back at him, “which mug would you like?” as if that was a hard decision. but jean looked at it as if it was, scrutinizing the three mugs infront of him. 

one; dark green with yellow polka dots. cute. the next was a light blue with a white strip going around it, something handwritten that he couldn't quite read across the white band. the third; a clear one with small white and yellow flowers over it. there was a thin crack running on the bottom of the mug - something that told him that this was the most used out of your collection. good. he wouldn't touch it then. 

he pointed to the green one. “this,” 

you smiled. “final choice?” he nodded once, sure of himself, and he almost forgot that this wasn't his house he was in, “I like the colour.” 

“hmm, I can tell.” you said, and he blinked, furrow in his brows as he glanced at you. your strained the hot chocolate into the mug, “you're wearing it,” 

“ah. right. good observation.” “thanks, I could steal your job,” he laughs softly, “please don't, I can't afford to be fired right now,” you look at him with a smirk that he wants to capture in his brain forever.

“okay. I'll spare you. here,” you say, pushing the cup towards him. before he can take a sip, however, you're already walking towards eren with his own cup - the blue one - and jean inwardly cheers at his correct solve of the clear one being your favourite. 

“thanks,” he says, blowing over the steam with soft, gentle breaths. you wave your hand dismissively. “eh, it's nothing. anyway, sit.” you say, lightly demanding, and jean crosses the room in large strides to follow your order. eren has a perpetual smirk on his face. jean wants to smack it away. you sit on the chair next to the sofa, folding one leg under your thigh with your cup in your hand, and jean would be scared of you spilling it if it wasnt for your surprising steadiness. maybe he was just easily impressed with everything you did.

eren sips loudly from besides him, making jean scrunch up his features and look at him with disdain. He did this just to get on his nerves, he's sure. 

“jesus, that's good,” he praises, making you raise your head with a small, knowing smile, “thanks, it's my recipe.” you say, shrugging as if you’d already gotten this compliment multiple times and knew the exact way to handle it. jean didn't know why but the thought made him warm. maybe he had a type - people who were sure of themselves. or maybe it was particularly you, he wasn't sure. you had a charm to you, a familiarity he couldn't quite place. familiar enough for him to know he'd seen you somewhere in the city of thousands of people, unsleeping, bustling, crowded. but then there were pockets of warmth - your apartment being one of them, with your body situated comfortably on your chair - that reminded him of what hes doing this for, that reminded jean of old friends that he no longer held contact with. he couldn't put his finger on it. 

“-it was an easy solve. child's play, to be honest,” eren said, eyes closed with his chest puffed up with pride, describing a story that jean barely listened to but knew that he'd heard it a million times before. 

he rolled his eyes. “the only type you can solve.” he said. your shoulders shook with a poorly contained laugh, making jean smirk into his green, polka-dotted mug, inhaling the scent of sweet chocolate. “shut up horseboy.” 

“horseboy?” you asked, tilting your head with your eyes slightly squinted at him. not really judging, more of a curious questioning, ears perked up with interest, and jean almost groaned in embarrassment. 

“he looks like buchwald-” “don't,” “-who got a medal of valour the same day as him-” “Yeager I swear to god-” “- and outranked jean,” “he didn't even fucking do his job.” jean said, settling into the couch - which he hoped would engulf him wholly - in embarrassment, cheeks ablaze. 

you snorted out a laugh, which spurred jeans next statement, “yeah? we'll atleast I didn't get my eye almost pecked out on stage-” “that was a targeted crime of passion!” “no it wasn't. you had bird food on your fucking hair-” jeans smile widening when he heard your burst of laughter, “-which made even more birds enter the damn place,” “it wasnt even my fault!” 

“you're both accomplished detectives-” you started, your voice broken by a laugh, “- and yet you couldn't stop animals from ruining your ceremonies?” 

“act of passion,” eren muttered, scowl on his face. jean smirked, weaving a hand through his hair, and your eyes on his face made him lick his lips consciously, “act of passion alright. the birds loved you.” “i hate them.” eren said, and you breathed through a small laugh, eyebrows scrunching in slight disbelief. cute.

“unrequited love always hurts,” you speak, taking another sip of your drink, palm covering the heat of your cup, much like jeans. “you said this was your recipe?” jean asked, a prompt for you to start the origins of your hot chocolate concoctions. “well, a little, I was trying to make chai, but I didn't have tea leaves. i did have chocolate, though, and the weather was just right for it, so I thought a substitution wouldn't be too bad. and it wasn't, and it turned out good enough for my college roommates to wake up from their after lunch naps and ask me for a sip,” you take another gulp, “and now it's the most go-to thing they ask me to make. honestly, I should charge them for it.” you say, shrugging.

jean smiles. “you should. if you sold these on the street I would pay good money for them.” you hum in response, “my goods are better than to be sold on the streets, detective.” 

Jean's eyes widen. did he offend you? fuck. he didn't mean to, “I mean, like, if you- you know if you, opened a shop, or a cafe, or something. i would come there. every morning. or like, the day, just for this. if you…wanted, uh, to.” he said, his hands sweating, making him wipe the free one on his pants. eren snorted inconspicuously. 

your smile softened. “i was messing around, jean.” 

oh. your said his name like he thought it was meant to be said. how? was it warm in your apartment? warmer than he'd like? heat crawled up his neck and he took a deep breath in, nodding, breathing out a laugh that he thought would suffice, “I know that. i was joking too,” he said, digging his grave deeper. 

eren cleared his throat. 

“getting back on track,” he said. jean nodded, refusing to make eye contact with you, who still had a small smile over the interaction. “did you see Elizabeth anytime before noon yesterday?” jean picks his head back up, placing the now only half-full mug on the small coffee table infront of him, fishing out a small black notebook from his pant’s pocket, uncapping the pen hooked onto his front pocket. 

“right. i saw her i think, in the morning? at around seven, I just came back from walking around the block, and she was….she looked kinda uncomfortable?” you spoke, concern laced in your features. jean wondered if knowing the outcome of the interaction made you think about her even more now, but then you continued, “maybe…I mean I could've asked her how she was - I usually do, or, did, I guess, when I bumped into her, but… I don't know, she didn't seem like she'd be in the mood to talk. and then my neighbour… I don't know their relationship status. maybe it's, like, a situation ship that got out of hand or a friends with benefits situation - I don't know, but she didn't… like both of them got really awkward one time when I asked them in the elevator,” you explained, shaking your head, your hands waving in the air with the progression - or divergence - of the story. 

he knew he should be paying attention. really, he is paying attention, but most of it is captured in every movement of your hands, every adjustment in your shoulders. 

eren nodded to your descriptions. “so, that's all?” your eyes wandered up to the ceiling in thought. “kinda. i mean, treger - her… uhm, friend? followed after she got out the apartment, but he wasn't like, chasing her. just calmly walking behind her. and then I didn't see him. or wait-” you said, sitting up straighter, brows furrowed a bit more seriously this time, and jean leaned forward to listen, his elbows resting on his knees. your eyes locked in his for the next part and jean tried not to overthink that action. “no, yeah, I saw him later… at night? i mean, I came home from work…and then I saw him on the staircase, kinda, just, with his head in his hands. uhm… I asked him if he was okay, I thought - I kinda guessed something happened between them? like, maybe they broke up or she's mad at him or something, and then he just looked at me for a good five seconds. and didn't say anything, just stood up and left. i didnt think much of it cause he's kinda…weird? i mean, not in a degrading way, unless he actually committed a crime, then I do mean it in a degrading way,” jeans lips twitched at the way you said it, a little rambly, just a little out of breath, your eyes looking right at him as if his partner wasn't even present in the room. 

“but… I don't know. he's had this sort of…vibe around him. i don't go out of my way to talk to him, is all.” you say, shaking your head before taking another sip of your hot chocolate. jean notes how you sip slowly, savouring every bit, and how while he was half done with his cup, yours was only quarter empty. 

eren nodded slowly, and jean looked at him knowingly. this was useful, good information. “that's very helpful,” eren said, nodding to you. you shrugged. “anything else I can answer?” 

eren looked at jean impatiently, questioning. jean’s jaw locked in place, and he shook his head a little - a silent conversation. 

ask her for her number, horsey. 

no. 

why?

unprofessional? are you insane?

come on! she seems interested in you, too. 

whatever, man.

jean looks back at you, shaking his head. “nah, I think we're done.” 

“unless you see something weird.” eren says, perking up in his seat as jean stands up, “here's my number.” his partner says. 

what a bitch. jean scowls, permanent, unwiped disgust on his face. 

“oh,” you say, a little surprised, glancing at jean, and then handing eren your phone. “sure thing.” 

he types in his number, every digit a nail in Jean's coffin, a grating noise in his skull. divert her attention. away from Yeager and his fucking pretty green eyes. 

he clears his throat. “thank you for the hot chocolate. I'd still pay for it,” he says, calling back to your earlier interaction, which makes you smile and laugh softly. “it's alright. next time.” you say, shrugging, and jean gulps under the connotation of it all.

“there.” eren says, handing your phone back to you. “eren Yeager.” you repeat, reading his name from your phone. And then, with another biologically unexplainable heart-skipping beat, you look at jean while pointing your phone towards him, the keypad open, “and jean kirstein? Detective? Just jean?” you say, a little teasing, but jean cant help but find the endearment in your voice. Rolling his eyes with a smile, he says, “yeah. Detective jean kirstein,” and holds your phone, afraid of breaking something that belongs so closely to you, and puts his number with a smiley face after his name. Just a little treat.

Eren’s eyes are out of their sockets, and jean tries not to let the image of it all affect him, but he cant because he wants to ingrain this, tattooed under his eyelids so he can see it every night before going to bed, the picture lulling him to sleep and keeping his slow blinks some company - eren with his jaw slackened, eyes wide in surprise, brows flown upwards, and you, infront of him with your phone in your hands asking, though indirectly, for his number in your phone. Your. phone. 

“Right.” he says, handing you your phone back, a small smile playing on his lips. A beat of comfortable silence passing between you, eyes locked, before eren opens up his smelly mouth and says, “alright, we’ve got to go.” making you turn at his direction, humming in agreement. 

“Thanks,” jean mutters, finally, and you glance at him with a smile. “Youre welcome, detective.”

[dayshiftjoey]

Michael once more

he lowkey look like analog horror 💀

anyways i shall take this opportunity to share my michael headcanons or the canons in my au!

this was already said before in another post but Michael is super into heavy metal, he got an electric guitar because he wanted to play the guitar solos of his favorite songs, but then led him into creating a band

Also was mentioned in another post but Michael and his friends (the other bullies from fnaf 4) are in a shitty band together, Michael is the lead guitarist

Michael wanted to be the lead singer too but he unfortunately cannot sing for the life of him 😞.. his friends told him straight up how ass his singing is lmao

Michael would rather die, hyperbole.. but he would really rather fight William instead of cutting/shaving his long hair.. guys he needs it for headbanging 💔

Michael and William never get along, William hates how rowdy and messy Michael is while Michael hates how uptight and professional William is. They basically beat the shit out of each other… that or VERY disruptive yelling.

Michael as a teen is honestly just an asshole, teenage dirtbag type lmao. He is a bully to many in school.. also I just have a big feeling he’d be extremely sexist… like he’d be a womanizer type shit. Probably cat calls chicks too.. (i am woman so let me have this slightly problematic headcanon… 😢) William doesn’t like his “unprofessional” behavior so I just imagine if Michael cat calls a chick while William is around then he will just slap Michael upside the head LMAO

This is a common headcanon people have.. don’t know if you can call it a headcanon cause it is implied in the games but Michael looks freakishly similar to his father (just more messy and younger) and Michael DESPISES it.. because yk they hate each other’s guts.

Adding to the last one but I just imagine both Michael and William are freakishly tall lmao. Like William is like 6’4 and Michael is around the same or like 6’5-6’6. This would probably mean that Mrs. Afton was pretty tall as well, along with her genetics… which would lead for Elizabeth and CC to also probably be tall. 🤷‍♀️

Michael is a gym bro… just straight up. He is buff, you can tell from the fnaf 4 ending… 😭 I feel like he would have started going to the gym cause he was very lanky due to being very tall so now he is just tall and buff which is scary… no wonder CC is afraid..💀

Michael likes Foxy a lot because he used to love foxes as a child.. it is like a comfort thing for him lmao (.. also possibly why Foxy exists… hmm.. Maybe William got the idea for a fox animatronic from Michael’s childhood interest..)

Last one I think.. (“sybau” you are probably all thinking) So after Michael’s mother and William got a divorce Michael often will go to his mother’s home when him and William get into really rough arguments. His mother/Mrs. Afton ended up getting remarried to another man who Michael considers more of a father figure than William. The surname of the man his mother got married to is Schmidt which he ends up using later on to hide his identity lmao. (FNAF 1,3,6 or whatever lmao)

[verityasian]

GOLDENRETRIEVER!JJ ROOMMATE BOT

Summary: Your roommate is not so secretly in love with you and you’re completely oblivious.

JJ watched as you stood in the kitchen, hair a mess, one sock on, holding your favorite chipped mug like it was sacred. You were staring blankly at the coffee maker, waiting for it to finish brewing like it had personally betrayed you.

God, he was so screwed.

You hadn’t even said good morning yet. Just shuffled out in one of his old shirts—stolen, obviously—mumbling something about “a dream where raccoons stole your phone.” He barely processed it. His brain had short-circuited the second he saw you in his shirt again.

You turned, bleary-eyed. “Why are you staring?”

JJ blinked. “Huh? I’m not. Just—making sure you don’t fall asleep standing up.”

You squinted at him, skeptical, then sipped your coffee with a content sigh that hit him like a truck. He grinned, trying not to let it show. She’s so cute. It’s illegal. Someone arrest her.

You shuffled past him and plopped onto the couch with your blanket cape trailing behind you, reaching for the remote. “Wanna rewatch the dumb dating show?”

JJ sank beside you immediately. “I thought you hated it.”

“I do. But I also want to see Steve get dumped again.”

JJ grabbed the blanket and tucked it around you both, like it was a casual thing. Like he didn’t do it so he had an excuse to press his thigh against yours.

You leaned your head on his shoulder.

He stopped breathing.

Do not move. Do not ruin this. This is peak existence.

The screen flickered with neon hearts and dramatic music, but JJ wasn’t watching. He was too busy memorizing the way your lashes brushed your cheek, how your hand rested half an inch from his, how everything about you felt like home.

You yawned.

He melted.

Maybe someday he’d tell you.

But for now, this was enough.

And yeah…

JJ Maybank was so in love.

JJ Pining Over His Roommate (and Failing to Hide It)

※just a few headcanons of how he’d act cuz I’m feral over in love roommate JJ

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1. JJ nearly throws hands over your dating app match.

You: “This guy’s kinda cute.”

JJ, peeking over your shoulder: “His jawline’s weak. Probably drinks almond milk. I bet he claps when the plane lands.”

You: “…what?”

JJ: “I’m just saying, do better.”

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2. JJ keeps shirtless “accidentally.”

You: “Didn’t you just get out of the shower twenty minutes ago?”

JJ, still shirtless, towel slung dramatically over his shoulder: “What, this? It’s called air-drying. Natural. Manly. Sustainable.”

You: “You’re dripping on the floor.”

JJ: “You’re welcome.”

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3. You casually mention your type, and JJ immediately tries to become that.

You: “I dunno, I like guys who read.”

JJ the next morning, sitting on the couch upside down with a worn copy of Pride and Prejudice: “Elizabeth’s the real victim here, if you think about it.”

You: “Are you… annotating that?”

JJ: “I’m evolving.”

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4. You fall asleep on him during movie night. He doesn’t move. At all. For two hours.

Pope: “Dude, your arm’s going numb.”

JJ (whispering): “Let it die. This is the happiest I’ve ever been.”

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5. You mention your ex once, and JJ launches into a 5-minute roast so good it leaves you wheezing.

You: “I mean, he wasn’t that bad—”

JJ: “He wore flip-flops with jeans. He looked like a wet napkin. He thought Radiohead was a podcast. He was THAT bad.”

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6. JJ saves a spider in your room and acts like he slayed a dragon.

You: “It was tiny.”

JJ (arms crossed): “That spider had intentions. I was protecting your honor.”

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7. You call him “roomie” and he stares at the ceiling like he’s being personally victimized.

JJ (muttering): “Roomie. Yeah. That’s all I am. Just a little roomie boy.”

You: “What?”

JJ: “Nothing. Just choking on emotions.”

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8. JJ acts like he’s auditioning for a husband role in a romcom anytime you’re sick.

You: “It’s just a cold.”

JJ, holding a tray with soup, tea, tissues, and a mini hot water bottle: “You’ve fought valiantly. Rest now, my angel.”

You: “Did you cut my sandwich into stars?”

JJ: “…No.”

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9. You bring up a guy from work and JJ completely short-circuits.

You: “He’s kinda cute.”

JJ: “Cute how? Like ‘he volunteers at dog shelters’ cute or ‘he looks like he’d ghost you after two weeks’ cute? Because I’m not feeling this guy. I don’t trust his eyebrows.”

You: “What?”

JJ: “They’re shifty. Eyebrow guy is bad news.”

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10. You sit in his lap without thinking. He blue-screens.

You: “Ugh, no chairs left. Scoot over.”

You plop down on his lap mid-conversation.

JJ: !!!

JJ, internally: “Remain calm. She smells like coconut. She’s touching me. This is fine. THIS IS NOT FINE.”

JJ, out loud: “Heh. Warm. You’re warm. Wow.”

You: “What?”

JJ: “Nothing, love this chair.”

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11. You say you love him in a totally casual, platonic way. JJ forgets how to function.

You: “Thanks for doing the dishes. Love you!”

JJ, one sock on, holding a sponge mid-air: “…Love you???”

You: “Yeah, like… platonically.”

JJ, smiling through internal devastation: “Platonically, yes. Of course. My favorite flavor.”

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12. You try on a dress for a date and ask his opinion.

You: “Be honest, is this too much?”

JJ: “You look like the sun came to earth and decided to break hearts. So… yeah. It’s a lot. Of perfect.”

You: “Aw, you’re sweet.”

JJ, walking into the wall: “Thanks. I mean—ow.”

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13. He gets mad when you call someone else your “favorite person.”

You: “Pope’s honestly my favorite person right now.”

JJ: “…Interesting. No, it’s fine. I’ll just go cry in the pantry. Don’t worry, I’ll take snacks. You won’t even notice I’m gone.”

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14. He keeps “accidentally” falling asleep on your bed.

You: “Did you seriously crash in my bed again?”

JJ, stretching dramatically: “Whoa… so weird. It’s like… warm, and smells like you, and is near you. Total mystery.”

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15. You joke about marrying someone for tax benefits. JJ is halfway to proposing.

You: “I mean, if I’m not married by 30, I’m just doing it for the taxes.”

JJ: “Say the word. I’ll get the paperwork. I already know your favorite flower and what snacks to put in the welcome bag.”

You: “…What welcome bag?”

JJ: “Nothing.”

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16. You steal his hoodie for the 800th time. He pretends to be annoyed. He is not.

JJ: “Do you pay rent just to raid my closet or…?”

You: “Yours are comfier.”

JJ, watching you wear his hoodie like a whole relationship: “Yeah, okay. Steal my heart too, why don’t you.”

You: “What?”

JJ: “Nothing. Enjoy the sleeves, thief.”

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17. He gets weirdly territorial over snacks.

You: “Are you gonna eat the last cookie?”

JJ: “I was saving that for our wedding, but fine, go ahead.”

You: “…our what?”

JJ: “What? Hmm? Who said that?”

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18. You fall asleep on his chest. He doesn’t breathe for 47 minutes.

You: zzzzz

JJ (internally): “Okay. Don’t move. Ever. This is fine. This is heaven. This is the peak of my life.”

Pope walks by: “You okay, man?”

JJ (whispers): “Leave. I’m holding a miracle.”

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19. You put on his cologne once as a joke. He spirals.

You: “Now I smell like you!”

JJ: “…That’s illegal. You can’t just say things like that and expect me to function.”

You: “Why?”

JJ: “No reason. Just gonna go yell into my pillow real quick.”

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20. You call him “bestie” in front of strangers. He physically winces.

Stranger: “Is this your boyfriend?”

You: “Oh, JJ? No, he’s my bestie.”

JJ (smiling through the pain): “Yeah. Just her… her little buddy. Pal. Homie. Room-bro.”

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21. You bring him coffee and he acts like you proposed.

You: “I brought you iced coffee.”

JJ (grinning like a dork): “I knew I chose the right soulmate—uh, roommate. Yep. Roommate.”

You: “…You good?”

JJ: “Never better. Addicted. To caffeine. And also maybe you.”

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22. He gets irrationally upset when your socks don’t match.

You: “They were the first ones I found.”

JJ: “You deserve matching socks. You deserve love and foot symmetry. I can’t believe this is your life.”

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23. He talks to you in his sleep. You catch him.

JJ (mumbling at 3 a.m.): “Mmm… ‘s pretty. Don’t leave…”

You: “…What?”

JJ: snorts awake “Nothing! Dreaming about… tacos. You know. Normal stuff.”

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24. You joke about moving out one day. He has an emotional breakdown in the produce aisle.

You: “Imagine if I moved out and you had a new roommate.”

JJ: “Don’t say that. Don’t even put that out into the universe. That’s worse than Mercury gatorade.”

You: “…Are you okay?”

JJ: “No. You’re my home. I mean—like, in a chill way.”

[fight-nights-at-freddys]

since I headcanon teenaged Michael as having long 80s hair, I started to wonder how William would react to him cutting it.

i’m picturing 1984-1985 pre-springtrappening, where Michael finally cuts his hair and I feel like William would hate it to begin with.

He kept seeing his son as his darling daughter, especially ever since Elizabeth died, he was the only child he had left, however. At the same time, Michael was his son, he could grow up to be like him.

Obviously, he would never actually say anything to Michael, at most he might. just might. acknowledge the hair cut, but he knows that if he did, that would show Michael that he had any sliver of care for him.

[bibyshitsuji24k]

I’ve been obsessed with your Weston AU where Lizzy goes with Ciel! I just know she would be so popular, she’d show all of greenhouse up with her skills. I also imagine her and McMillan being best friends which would drive Ciel crazy lol

How would Edward react in this AU? No way he wouldn’t notice her right away

Thank you so much for your lovely comment! I wanted to respond as soon as possible with a list of headcanons, but I’ve been busy and forgot. It would be interesting to see an AU where Lizzy manages in school >w<

In my ideas, I really think Edward wouldn't notice! Haha, just like with Sebastian lol.

As an apology, here’s a list of my headcanons in the AU. I would have written a 10k oneshot, but well, life is hard and our ship is not very popular haha.

Ciel was completely against it, but Elizabeth cut her hair and entered the school despite her fiancé’s refusal.

They meet at night in Professor Michaelis’s study room, always under his supervision, of course.

The other person who knows is Soma (and it was by accident), but he’s been very understanding. Luckily, since they’re in different houses, they don’t meet often.

Surprisingly to Smile, Elizabeth has fulfilled her role perfectly. She’s discreet and no one has discovered her... for now.

Elliot's roommates think he smells too good, but like Cole, they consider him a bishounen and respect him, giving Elizabeth enough space.

Elliot receives many letters from admirers, which annoys Ciel greatly. He’s held back from ordering Sebastian to scare them away.

Smile is very possessive (this is a general headcanon I have) so he pretends to be fine, but he’s always alert to any danger Lizzy might face (however, she handles herself perfectly), so he secretly ordered Sebastian to watch over her when he could, but Sebastian rarely worries, as ‘the young lady is perfectly capable of such things.’

Edward has only seen Elliot a few times, and although he finds him familiar, he’s focused on fulfilling his role as a good student and assistant prefect.

Once, a student from the blue house spread information that he discovered Smile and Elliot talking alone in the library. After that, he remembers nothing... (Sebastian?)

[tapwater-made-everyone-gay]

SBG OC facts/headcanons

NATHAN:

- His introduction: “Nathan Burns. I like carving, I guess…”

- This dude is literally Steve Rogers with the way he’s completely clueless about modern media (or any media for that matter). The only things he was allowed to see was what his dad was watching, and he only got glimpses. When he stole got his first phone, he only ever listened to music, and it was typically alternative or rap

- The group refused to let that slide and immediately got to work forcing him to watch everything he missed. They all get to choose one movie/show at a time

- Nathan owns a skateboard and it’s his primary mode of transportation. He spends most nights away from home learning tricks (he and Aiden teach the others in their free time)

- He owns a pocket knife as well, and he often uses it to carve designs into thick pieces of wood, which he gives to his mother as a way to say “I love you” (she adores each and every one)

- His mother isn’t allowed to touch sharp objects and his father won’t pay for a barber, so he has to cut his own hair using a hidden pair of scissors

- He’s not pale because he doesn’t go outside, he’s just naturally a sheet of paper

- Speaking of, he’s incapable of tanning. Instead, he burns (pun not intended) pretty bad

- His eyesight is really good at night because he’s constantly sneaking out to smoke/learn tricks on his skateboard

- The only person with no change after the phantom dimension incident (he always has bags under his eyes)

- Natural insomniac, and the only way he can sleep is if there’s some sort of weight grounding him (it’s often his friends just lying on top of him, those friends usually being Aiden, Logan, or Elizabeth)

- If it weren’t for Red having all the characters limit their cursing to “hell” or maybe “damn”, 50% of Nathan’s dialogue would probably be cursing

- EXTREME MAMA’S BOY!! HE LOVES HIS MAMA SO MUCH HE’D KILL FOR THAT WOMAN!!!

- When he was five, his dad broke his arm by throwing a chair at him. He has a very strong desire to do it back now that he’s big enough

- Definitely the most experienced fighter. Bros been getting into fights since he was 12. Also started smoking when he was around 14

- He was incredibly skinny because selling nicotine products around school only gets you so much, and he couldn’t afford much food. After being around Ashlyn’s so long and getting constantly fed by her parents, he not only gains extra inches in height but also gains a ton of muscle. Still, his metabolism is no joke, and he has to eat around 3000 calories to keep his weight from plummeting again.

- Also a garbage disposal. He doesn’t discriminate with food

ELIZABETH:

- Her introduction: “I’m Elizabeth Archer. I enjoy fashion and cosmetics.”

- Home girl is BLIND. Like, legally blind, worse than Logan and Aiden. If she doesn’t have someone to cling to when she’s not wearing contacts/glasses, she’s helpless like Velma from Scooby Doo

- Absolute girls girl. Her introduction scene literally has her telling off a dude after they bump into each other, but when she bumps into Ashlyn she immediately starts apologizing and asking if she’s okay

- She LOVES doing Taylor and Ashlyn’s makeup, and she knows exactly what kind they want/need. Also enjoys dolling them up in general

- Her love language is gift giving. She’s great at it too

- Literally that one mom friend who has EVERY. SINGLE. THING. In her purse

- Wet wipes? Got them. Hair ties? Twenty in her makeup bag. Tampons? Already passing them to you. Prefer pads? She’s got them too. You want it, she’s got it, and if not, she’ll head to the nearest store to get it

- The only black clothing she owns are some tights, pantyhose, and maybe a black tank top to go under her shirts

- Lots of matching jewelry with multiple charms

- Speaking of charms, she loves to get the kind of nails that are adorned with lots of cute charms. Her favorites are any with hearts

- Low-key a hopeless romantic. 100% the type to let out a dreamy sigh when she reads cheesy love stories

- Second best shot in the group. She’s been using both air-soft guns and real guns since she was a child

- Used to severely struggle with eating disorders, and still has some body image issues, but she’s getting better

- On top of the self defense training, Emma helps teach Elizabeth to be okay with and even proud of her muscle growth

- Pulls a Rarity when at the facility and annoys the staff until they give her what she wants. Her room is full of various things (beauty products, jewelry, cute glasses for when the contacts hurt her eyes), and she demands her food be 5-star quality. If they’re gonna kidnap her, steal her blood, and study her like a rat, the least they can do is treat her like royalty

- She has CRAZY balance. She’s used to walking on cracked/uneven ground in heels, so keeping her body up and straight in shaky situations Isn’t an issue

- Huge sweets fan. Any sweets. Rich chocolate, creamy caramel, spongey cakes, sour candies, doesn’t matter. If it’s sweet, she likes it

- On the flip side, she hates spicy food. It makes her cry every time she tastes it. Aiden figured it out when she turned up her nose at Tyler ordering spicy chicken one time and stole a piece to chase her with it

GEN GROUP HEADCANONS:

- Nathan and Ashlyn low-key have that “Smooth Criminal” Glee cover chemistry. They don’t fit together at all (romantically), but their vibes mesh perfectly

- Actually, the two of them end up developing a really strong sibling bond with each other. Nathan is always encouraging her ideas and leadership, and Ashlyn is always pushing him to find healthier outlets for his pain

- Elizabeth makes sure her, Taylor, and Ashlyn get girls day outs, but never at big places like the mall because she doesn’t want to overwhelm Ashlyn

- Aiden cannot and I repeat CANNOT be trusted in the same room alone with Elizabeth. Other than Ashlyn, she’s his favorite person to harass because she’s very dramatic and always gives big responses

- Another sibling bond pair, and they low-key look like it too. Except these two aren’t the “I love you and want you to be at your best” siblings like Ashlyn and Nathan, but the “I will kill you when mom and dad aren’t looking if you keep doing that” kind of siblings

- Nathan is faster than Tyler, and he loves to mock him for it until it’s time to run for longer than ten minutes. Then he’s hunched over and wheezing because smoker lung kicked in. Now it’s Tyler’s turn to laugh

- Elizabeth helps Taylor teach Logan how to handle social situations, including quizzing him on them by role playing as a stranger. He gets a piece of candy if he manages to say what’s on his mind without stuttering over his words out of nervousness

- Speaking of candy, Elizabeth started bringing lollipops to school to help curb Nathan’s desire for a cigarette. The others help pass it to him in class when they notice him getting antsy

- Note: Elizabeth sits behind Tyler, and Nathan sits behind Ashlyn

- When they got Tyler off of the tree, Nathan helped Ben patch him up and was the one to carry him around, not because he didn’t think Ben was capable, but because he could see how shaken up he was. For Nathan, he had already seen horrible things in the past, so it was easier for him to take control of things rather than leave Ben (and Ashlyn) to take the brunt of it

- Tyler’s bad moods and Elizabeth’s sass do not mix well together, but it is funny to witness

- Remember how I said Aiden likes to mess with Elizabeth because she’s reactive? Yeah, Nathan is the complete opposite for him. He doesn’t care about anything, so it’s impossible to get a reaction out of him, no matter how hard Aiden tries. Aiden has now officially made it his life mission to find something that makes Nathan tick

- Elizabeth is absolutely appalled by Ben’s lack of fashion diversity, and she is constantly offering to take him out to find some nice clothes, but he always refuses. He likes the way his clothes look on him and isn’t really interested in changing it

- Taylor, being incredibly in touch with people’s emotional needs, offered a listening ear for Nathan about his situation. He denied it at first, of course, only ever making jokes. Now he lets her hold him while he rants about how much he hates his father. But he’s also not stupid and knows this brings her mood down, so he’ll also talk about how much he loves his mother and what she’s like

- Elizabeth greatly looks up to Ashlyn. She’s incredibly anxious in uncomfortable situations and doesn’t know how Ashlyn manages to push forward even when she doesn’t like what’s happening. Cue Elizabeth watching and studying her like a hawk to figure her out

- In their little cuddle puddles, Elizabeth likes some breathing room, so she stays near the edge, even when she’s squeezing the life out of someone. Nathan, on the other hand, needs to be smothered. It makes him feel safe

Yeah, that’s all I have for now. I almost want to talk about Nathan’s behavior at the facility because it’s kinda funny (and scary for Alex), but that can wait for another day

[taeloke]

Hiiiiiiii there!!!!🌹💗💞💕💗

I got a question for ya!

1: Percival headcanons please?🥺

Hello hello! Thank you for your patience <3 Let's get to cooking 🍳

He's so Kid Goku coded. He'd effortlessly win 1000 gold coins from an elite fighting challenge just to leave the entire reward with a Holy Knight in thanks for telling him where Liones Castle is, just like Goku did the first time he looked for Capsule Corp.

It doesn't matter how you cut his hair--those giant hair wings will find some way to appear from the top of his head.

Not quite an HC but Percival is obligated by me to call King "Old Fart" at some point.

Percival's cooking wasn't anything special until he started cooking for his friends. The moment he cared about their meal experience, his meals became perfection every single time.

Not only is Percy banned from bows and arrows--he's also not allowed to carry Nasiens's medicine bag. He tried making his own drug using the materials inside once. It did not end well for himself.

He's just like Elizabeth in the sense that he never thinks to heal himself unless his closest friends beg him to.

He can learn social manners, though he hardly follows them due to seeing no reason to.

At least one mini jiggly-Percy is always around somewhere. Whether inside Percy's helmet or wandering the area, it serves as a tiny pet for him. He likes petting it and feeding it and whispering to it about all sorts of things late at night. It's a great listener for his friends, too, even when they don't notice it's there.

[darkwingphoenix]

@loominggaia OC/Future Character Picrews

I decided to make the more significant OCs (Amber's family, Cyangeline, Skylie, Saraia and Darshaan) using this Picrew (It even has options for roshava, goblins and gorgons, with red, blue, and green skin color options!:

Skylie (Her hair became permanently that blond after she ripped of Darshaan's mask)(I also headcanon her as asexual)(The scars are actually black, as they're burn scars, but still)(She also cuts her hair a lot, as her hair will inevitably grow to her ankles after she use enough magic as a side effect, and it'll do the same if she resurrects)

Saraia (Yes she looks a lot like Skylie, shuddup)

Darshaan (Looks a smidge more feminine than I'd like for him, but generally he look like this, just with 9 million times more muscle)(The blindfold is because his eyes quickly rot away after he resurrects, making quite the eyesore and making him blind due to a residual curse from the mask)(I also headcanon he ALWAYS goes shirtless)

Amber! (She has vitiligo, tho the Picrew I'm using doesn't have a lot of room for it, but it goes WAY down her body and along her tail, and she'd obviously have the same shade of green on her lips and blue and orange markings on her face)(Her hair also starts fading into purple over time, this is her when she's like 17 or something)

Justinia (Just a way bigger chest, and blue lips)(Yes, I explicitly tried to make her look a lot like Amber with what I had available here, she's Amber's mom after all)

Jet (Amber's dad)(Yes, he looks like a lady, sirene are hella androgynous anyway)(He lost his eye while fighting capture by Kelvingyard goons) (I added the purple here as Amber inherits that from him as she gets older and her hair starts growing in purple)

Citrine (She wears sunglasses all the time because she's a drau, and sunlight makes her totally incapable of sight)(The eyepatch is from when some Kelvingyard goons killed her family and then cut her eye out with a flint knife so she'd bleed out until Knights of Favonius saved her)

Clarity (She's supposed to essentially be leucistic)

Angeline! (I was influenced by Kasane Teto, Bremerton from Azure Lane, and Rachel Elizabeth Dare from the Percy Jackson series for her design, this is roughly when she was 19-21)

Lumine (I'm starting to notice I have a lotta OCs with pale hair)

Maia (She fought Evangeline guards tryna stop her from saving Lumine as Lumine was about to be executed, thus a missing eye, burn scar, and cuts)(Also, I just noticed this, but she looks kinda like Sasuke from Naruto, but yet she's based heavily off of Wanderer from Genshin impact)

Alani (She definitely has a subdued yet optimistic personality)(She also has unusually long and pointy canines)

Kitsu (Sorta, unluckily this Picrew was obviously not built with Looming Gaia gorgons in mind)(She was born to gorgon parents who had made her a medusa before immigrating to Matuzu and then being captured, save for Kitsu, by Kelvingyard goons)(Again, the Picrew didn't take gorgons into account, her hair is actually her conjoined siblings)

Tyria (Love interest for Amber)(She has a lotta Ela genes in her)

Metzwell (Amber's old cecaelia babysitter/Future bro)(Picrew isn't good for cecaelia either)(He looks a lot like a less emaciated Mr. Ocean, so there's a good start)

These are just some more important OCs/those who change more in my AU, but I hope these help you imagine what they look like!

[meanderes]

still here, still making things happen — would azure isle even run without zaquiel ‘zack’ olguín ? the twenty-two year old caddy has been a part of the island’s rhythm for three years, ensuring that everything flows just as effortlessly as it appears. you’ll find them at the links, where they handle every detail with the kind of precision the island’s elite have come to rely on. they’re known for being nosy, always having their old leather satchel nearby — and spending time at marché provençal to unwind after work.

full name: zaquiel patricio olguín garza  aliases: zack or literally whatever you decide to call him  age: twenty-two (22) gender: cis man  pronouns: he/him  dob: february 3rd  occupation: caddy @ the links  faceclaim: iñaki godoy languages spoken: english, spanish, french  notable features: scar under left eyebrow, perpetual lopsided smile

moral alignment: chaotic neutral temperament: sanguine-choleric mbti: esfp, the entertainer zodiac: aquarius traits: quick-witted, adaptable, snarky, boisterous, impulsive, chatty

parents: cástor olguín (father) & luz marina garza (mother), both deceased siblings: none  other: sergio olguín (uncle), elizabeth the third (pet lizard)

interview

how did you land a position on azure isle? connections, skill, or luck?

“so maybe my uncle pulled some strings to get me hired… but is it even nepotism if he only did that just so i could get out of his hair?” not to say he isn’t grateful for the incredible job opportunity, but zack’s not about to downplay his own involvement in securing the gig. “says a lot more about my skill that i’m still here, right?”

what’s the trick to keeping the island’s elite satisfied?

“smile really wide.” as if to punctuate his point, he nods gravely, both index fingers at each end of his mouth to pull it up into a sad excuse of a smile. the grimace stays there for a few seconds even after his hands fall back to his sides. “what was it again, the customer is king? even if they piss you off, you just gotta keep smiling. though…” zack straightens his posture, leaning forward with a conspiratorial grin. “i do think some of them are perverts who like to go on power trips sometimes. so you have to know when to really turn on the waterworks, y’know?” ‘i can’t lose my job, sir!’ as if i’d get kicked out because some old fart isn’t happy i handed him the wrong club,” he snorts, rolling his eyes before he pauses. it takes a few seconds for zack to realise what he just said in front of them. if he’s embarrassed, it doesn’t show beyond the reddened tips hiding in his curls. laughter comes easy enough, sheepish as it is. “um… distinguished guest, i mean.” zack scratches his head. “actually, could you cut that whole part out? and just keep in what i said about the smiling?”

the island is all about indulgence — what’s your guilty pleasure when no one’s watching?

“sneaking in a bite of the leftover food at greenside…? which isn’t as gross as it sounds, by the way. most of the time our,” he clears his throat, “distinguished guests order too much and the food just gets wasted. think of it more like a food disposal service.” as if he wasn’t shameless enough, he grins and raises a thumbs up.

summary

was raised by his uncle (who worked as a concierge at azure isle) after his parents got into a fatal accident, leaving him orphaned. 

sergio remembers his younger brother’s worries about his son. lively and sociable but unfortunately not book smart. years pass and that doesn’t seem to have changed much. zack’s kicked out in favour of spending his retirement in peace, but he’s not that heartless.

he’s a ball boy at the racquet club for like a year before he makes the switch to caddy. working review… it’s really not that different.

now: disgruntled caddy for hire. deals with rude old farts who treat him less than dirt most of the time. but hey! at least he’s at azure isle.

headcanons

busybody! loves to get himself involved in gossip, which is easy when you’re on friendly terms with everyone! …well, almost. can’t get everybody to like you.

always haggles over prices. a bit of a cheapskate. free is always best.

LIZARDS TW. ‘inherited’ his pet leopard gecko when no one claimed it even after putting up found pet posters. named it elizabeth the third, liz or lizzy for short.

INSECTS MENTION. the guy to find if you’re having a hard time dealing with insects or any similar creatures that creep you out.

even before he was officially hired, he’s a pretty familiar face on the isle. unofficial errand boy whenever the staff needed help last-minute! “could you ____” “on it boss 🫡” would make a pretty sick minion

not zack-related but tío sergio is spending his retirement travelling around the world btw..... if u even care

wanted connections

someone who caught him eavesdropping on their conversation or whatever and he’s just like haha oops (‘’❛ ؂ - „)ᕗ i didn’t hear anything except it spread around a little do they threaten him or what…… also was it really him… / guest

someone he has a crush on but he literally does Not know how to deal with that and your muse gets mixed signals because he’s so awful at flirting like wdym he calls them dude but romantically / 21-26

elizabeth the third breaks out of prison for the nth time and he’s barrelling down your door at 2am just because she snuck over that one time / staff

they hit it off pretty quick and became fast friends until your muse finds out he’s talked shit about their team/idk before online #traitor / guest

just think it’d be really funny if they were hired before him and tried to show him around only to be like why does he know this place so well… why are people greeting him… / staff

SPEED ROUND: bffs, partner-in-crime, roommate, older sibling figure, confidant slash someone he goes to for advice, bad influence, good influence, role model, “how do i get as swole as you”, one-sided ‘friendship’, enemies(?) or mutual annoyance, shopping buddies, “be honest, are you only friends with me for free food”, blind date GONE WRONG [not clickbait] + anything ur heart desires i’m up for anything ❤️‍🔥

[unfinishedmural]

Longish post with Celestial Shift spoilers below

I was playing ACNH when I realized that there were yellow and blue suits, which reminded me of Sun and Moon's party outfits. So, I went to Photopia, set up the party room, and took some screenshots of the boys.

They don't look quite as good as I wanted them to, but this was as close as I could get it. Just pretend those lighter skin patches connect into a crescent shape. At least the suits are pretty much exactly how I imagined them. But I couldn't just stop there, of course, so I made Vanessa, Gregory, Chloe, and Ginger.

These ones were a little harder, because I only had concrete ideas for Sun and Moon's outfits when writing. Vanessa's dress had to be based off of Princess Quest, of course, and you know Gregory's rocking his Freddy Fazbear sneakers. I wanted Chloe and Ginger's dresses to complement their respective guys, so Chloe's is red(ish), and Ginger's is green. There was also a purple dress that looked good for Ginger, but you can't just have a character wear purple in FNAF without someone (me) overanalyzing it. Also, Chloe's hair is supposed to be darker than Vanessa's, but her exact hair color isn't in the game.

After that, I did Henry and Charlie Emily, and the Afton kids.

Unlike the living guests, the ghosts got to choose their own party outfits. While some chose clothes from when they were alive, others decided to make new ones (y'know, with ghost magic). Since he's the Adult Supervision, Henry's wearing the fanciest suit I have in the game, while Charlie's is just indulging the headcanon that green is her favorite color. Mike thinks his contrasting jacket is super cool, and C.C. and Elizabeth's outfits have bits of their canon outfits (C.C.'s striped tie, and Elizabeth's... almost everything), plus some Baby pigtails for Lizzy.

Then the MCI kids.

Gabriel, Jeremy, and Cassidy's outfits are basically the same logic as Sun and Moon's (just matching the color of their animatronics), while Susie's is based on her dress seen in Fruity Maze, and Fritz is dressed as a not-quite-Foxy pirate because he's silly like that. While Cassidy wasn't shown in Celestial Shift, it seemed wrong not to include her with the others. In this au, the other ghosts made a deal with her to actually let William die if they got the chance to try and kill him again, since he would only find yet another way to break free and kill more kids. After realizing they were right, she reluctantly agreed, but she's still mad she can't give him Ultimate Custom Nightmares anymore.

Speaking of, here's bonus William locked in another room (Cassidy snuck in there and gagged him after he and Mike finished talking).

As per the deal, Cass gets to give him one last round of her "Living Hell" to get the last of her rage out before he goes to actual hell (the afterlife works like this because I found it convenient and funny). That's what she's doing for most of the party, which is why she isn't mentioned.

The real-world reason she wasn't there is actually that I just didn't want to deal with her at the time. She was originally going to be at the party and have a line referencing UCN, but I cut it because all of the lore and theories around her were confusing to me. Fortunately, I'm learning that I don't have to (and really can't) make this AU perfectly canon compliant, so now Cassidy is here.

Most of these aren't completely accurate (Sun and Moon's skin, almost everyone's hair, etc.), but they were very fun to make. Since premade clothing items have better textures, I tried to do this without custom clothes (I did use custom designs for face paint and the walls' checkered trim though), but I might make different, more story-accurate outfits in the future.

Although you might not be able to tell here, these human Sun and Moon designs are inspired by/based on some of @shandzii's older art.

[fill-me-with-dirt]

Fnaf headcanons 💪💪

Disclaimer: I use a mix of game lore and book lore along with me just making shit up

William can not tell the difference between Charlie and Sammy

Michael grew his hair out and dyed it black to piss William off (it worked)

Michael has a different mother than Elizabeth and CC. She and William met and had Michael freshman year college and she left them when Michael was around 2

Henry is AUTISTIC and so is Charlie

Elizabeth adores Charlie and thinks they’re hanging out whenever Charlie babysits her

Michael liked gory/shock movies until the Bite. He can’t watch anything bloody/gory without being reminded of it

William knows fuck all about technology. Michael had to set up their vcr. The only reason he could make the sister location animatronics is by bastardizing Henry’s work

None of michaels friends ever spoke to him again after the bite

Henry became drinking heavily after Sammy’s death

After a particularly bad fight w William, Michael “ran away” to Henry’s house. This was when Henry started thinking maybe William isn’t a great person

Henry and Michael are both gay

Michael smoked a lot of weed as a teenager

Michael calls Freddy’s “freadbears” because he grew up with the diner while Charlie calls it Freddy’s because she grew up with Freddy fazbears

Fredbears family diner was shut down and rebranded after Sammy’s death

The Afton kids call Henry “uncle Henry” but Charlie calls William “mr. Afton”

Charlie does not like/trust William at all, she will do everything in her power to not be alone with him

William moved to the us from London for college. He naturally lost his accent pretty fast but he faked it for a long time because he thought it made him seem smarter

Michael is an avid reader

William can’t cook for shit. After Clara died all they ate was fast food and premade food until Henry found out and started feeding them.

Charlie is in stage crew every time there’s a school play/musical

Michael gets into fights at school constantly (including fighting someone for making fun of Charlie)

Michael never had a meaningful relationship after the bite of 87 because he figured everyone he cares about will die and it’s not worth getting close to someone just to lose them again.

Henry called both Michael and Charlie before he killed himself. Neither of them answered. He left them each a voice mail

William was so fucking mad when he found out about Chuck E. Cheese

Henry was widely blamed for the disappearances, even after it was proved that william did it, to the extent that people said his suicide was an admission of guilt and there were true crime documentaries that blamed him for it.

Henry found Williams journals and completely cut off william, going so far as to move to a new town. he never told the police what william did because he was afraid.

[treezxu]

wait I forgor that the reason I was in your ask box was bc I wanted to say that your art is rlly cool and reminded me why I liked fnaf in the first place!! :]

(Also if you don't mind id love to hear some headcanons you have for the aftons ehe)

DSJDSFKJD TYYY OUHFUH Thats so sweet omg :(((

OOH BOY HEADCANONS FOR THE AFTONS (Not gonna include mrs.afton aside from vague mentions simply bc i dont care about the implied existence of a wife for william lmaoo)

Elizabeth

-8 years old

-audhd

-I am an intense ginger hair lizzie truther. SHE IS NOT BLONDE!!!! I REFUSE!!!

-She looooves circuses and would dress herself and her friends up as clowns a lot. her love for makeup sparked it and then it went on from there

-music stims galore!! humming, patting her legs, bouncing to the sound of music

-likes first person shooters!! not an a "cute girl likes edgy games" way but in the way that she genuinely enjoys them! shed rlly love shooting games. shed also likes games liek stardew and animal crossing bc shed like getting to know the villagers. (ik these games dont fit the timeline of the 80's but whatever idc) she'd like those gun games at amusement parks too

-lots of energy!!! you cannot stop her!!!!!

-her fav ice cream is mint chocolate chip

-shes not close with her brothers, much closer with her father. because of her fathers distance, however, this results in her feeling lonely a lot, but shes not willing to get involved in whatever her brothers are doing

-LOVES SPRING!!! LOVES IT!!! ITS HER FAVORITE!!!

-really likes animals and especially colorful birds. she has a collection of many things, one of them being colorful and pretty feathers (she has a peacock feather and its her pride)

-really likes bunnies just like her dad!

-likes to braid hair and do makeup. she used to do it with michael whenever he let her. him cutting that off kinda fucked their relationshipt. (and ofc then came the bite)

-She has a very orange room. orange red and pink r her favorite colors.

-thinks her eyes are super pretty

-if she's curious about an item, she'll sniff it and inspect it and feel it but not put it in her mouth bc thats gross ><

-sleeps on her side like a normal person

-likes dolls n stuff :333

Evan

-10 years old

-anxiety and autism

-very good at sewing (bc michael would break his plushies a lot)

-never let lizzie do his makeup bc it overstimulated him

-anxious stims. hand shakes, biting his nails, wringing his hands, shifting side to side, ect.

-enjoys crocheting but almost never has yarn. lizzie gave him an unused yarn ball once and he used it to make a bunch of stuff

-very picky eater, but he wont say it out loud.

-likes webkinz

-HATES HORROR MOVIES!! like this is a given but he will stay up all night thinking about it. its the one thing he stands up for himself on is not being forced to wathc horror movies (mostly because its the only thing both william and lizzie will back him up on)

-he likes yellow a lot. his room isnt hyellow but he wishes it was.

-doesn't have friends and is regarded as weird, but kids avoid him for the most part. most of his bullying comes from ppl who know michael.

-hed like racing games a lot

-scared of his dad and by association he was scared of henry too

-not super close with charlie but he knows her to be a good person. wishes he was closer with her

-ofc easily startled, freaked out, and made uncomfortable

-does NOT like being talked over

-gets frustrated rlly easily and often rants to his fredbear plush

-liked to draw!! he picked it up from mike when he was younger and continues to do it as an outlet

-wishes he had a bigger family

-definitely not flexible at all, but doesnt hurt himself much (hes not dumb, he learns what makes his bones break)

-will feel things over if hes curious about them. maybe sniff them too but he gets scared they'll kill him 😭

-dislikes amusement parks bc overstim but does enjoy the games and prizes

-he likes rice. idk. he just likes rice a lot.

-if he grew up, hed be taller than mike AND lizzie idc idc

-he tries his best to smile in family photos but he just looks so goddamn uncomfortable that eventually william just let him sit them out.

-definitely a peacemaker between lizzie amd mike

-if hes thinking hard he looks PISSED. RESTING BITCH FACE. He is GLARING AT HIS PLATE. "Evan? What's wrong?" and he just immediately is like 😠😯🙁

-he cares about michael a lot more than he should. he tells him to stop when hes fighting someone, he tries to calm him down when hes angry, he tries to talk to him. it makes him so frustrated, it makes him so mad when michael refuses him rudely, but he keeps doing it. its who he is.

-he got a golden freddy mask that creeped michael out and he jumpscared him with it once.

-cuts his own hair

-not a hugger but if EITHER of his siblings offer a hug he will NOT deny them (does not apply to william tho)

-i dont think he cared about william tbh lol

-sleeps on his back like a corpse.

Michael

-14

-audhd

-nonbinary he/they but doesnt realize it til hes 18

-gets mad when overstimulated

-Likes pirates a lot, watches lots of pirate shows.

-INTERNALIZED HOMOPHOBIA it kicked in in like 2nd grade when someone made fun of him for letting lizzie do his makeup. (jeremy helps him get over it)

-forgets to eat a lot. not intentionally. hes just dumb.

-argues with his dad the most, and drives william nuts

-if hes curious about something, hes gonna bite it. what is it? idk. CHOMP

-loves skirts bc sensory issues are worse in his ankles. he compromises by wearing basketball shorts.

-canNOT wear things near his neck. hates things near his neck.

-close-ish with charlie. likes talking to her.

-favorite color is red. he puts it everywhere.

-likes pokemon.

-watches anime

-BIG HORROR FAN BUT THAT SHIT KEEPS HIM UP AT NIIIIGHT

-halloween is his fav holiday. ud think its bc he liked scaring evan (and it kinda is) but mostly he jsut likes dressing up and going trick or treating. he'll use his costume to scare evan later tho. william takes them away because of that, just bc he doesnt want michael ruining the costume (they reuse them sometimes)

-likes growing his hair out

-looks very soft when thinking. evan only talks to him when he looks calm and collected.

-stims by humming, tapping, slamming his fists, and making loud sounds (shouting, whining, UGH AAAGH ect.) which tend to overstimulate evan

-him and evan are adhd vs autism but if the adhd also had autism

-scared of the ocean but he'll never admit it (got bit by some small fish once and it freaked him out)

-mouth moves faster than his brain

-NOT A MORNING PERSON (except on halloween) DO NOT TALK TO HIM IN THE MORNING!!! HE BITES!!!

-messy room with very little in it.

-punches holes in his walls as a stim :(

-likes sweaters in fall

-for someone who jumpscares his little brother, he gets jumpscared easily

-giggles a lot during hide and seek but thru hiding from evan he learned how to stop it. if he does giggle it means hes genuinely happy

-faints when SUPER freaked out. but it takes a lot

-probably gets queasy around blood

-lactose intolerant but he'll be damned if he doesnt eat that mac n cheese

-has SO MUCH FOXY MERCH. he convinces his dad to give him EVERYTHING HE LOVES FOXY SO MUCH

-would do awesome in school if he could get himself to try

-probably felt rlly hurt when he heard foxy was confined to a small area and not onstage. not because it mattered to him, but because the way william looks at foxy makes him think of the way he looks at him.

-gators r his second fav animal

-draws as a way of venting, but it rarely works. he likes it tho

-SINGS ALL THE TIME. WALKS INTO THE HOUSE DANCING AND SINGING AND TAPPING THINGS

-moves in his sleep

-TIGHT HUGS.

-AFFECTIONATE SHOULDER PUNCH GO!!!

-AGGRESSIVE SHOULDER PUNCH GO!!!

-NEUTRAL "I'm uncomfortable and idk what to do rn" SHOULDER PUNCH GO!!!

-giggles evilly

-like evan hes not very flexible but hes much more likely to hurt himsel fand sprains his ankles a lot

William

-Do not misspell his last name he will get unbelievably pissed

-probably nd too bc all his kids are but he doesnt gaf abt that 😭

-has kissed a man before as an experiment. did not get anything from it unfortunately

-met henry in college for robotics and became friends

-when his wife left/died he was just like "oh. i have three kids now. fuck." and then avoided them

-doesnt care about his kids but them dying causes problems for him so he tries his best to keep them alive (unsuccessfully. this is the afton family after all)

-just like mike, he sings and taps a lot, but its more humming and tapping.

-also lactose intolerant but he actually cares about it

-likes bunnies a lot.

-allergic to pollen. severely. he walks outside in spring and is already sneezing and rubbing his eyes

-Frustrated easily

-Looks pissed when hes not, looks pissed when he is. looks pissed when hes sad. looks pissed when hes thinking. the only time he doesnt looks pissed is when he looks happy and that is very rare (and never happens around his kids, only henry)

-TIGHT HUGS.

-Buys his kids gifts but its always stuff they either dont like anymore or didnt like int he first place. he doesnt care

-secretly likes thanksgiving a lot. hes a foodie what can i say

-lizzie is his favorite but that only means he is occasionally gentle with her in a way he'll never be with his sons

-likes dressing up fancy but als freaky he just likes dressing up

-poses in the mirror to check his outfit. michael walked in on him once and william has never yelled at him so muhc in his life. michael acted upset but he was giggling to himself

-does not and will never care about whatever michael and evan have goin on. he does NOT have time for them.

-drops and breaks his phone ALL THE TIME.

-likes stress balls a lot.

-springbonnie is his BABY. he LOVES HER.

-grabs his kids by their heads a lot. like if michael is in his way he'll just put a hand on his head and move him off to the side. the only one he cant do it to is evan because he just moves out of the way

-has a bunch of tiny robots of his own. he likes to make silly bunny robots taht r tiny

-thinks hes smooth wiht flirting and could grab a girl (he cant henry knows he cant)

-sticks his tongue out like a cartoon character when hes thinking SUPER hard

-pats michael on the back a lot to lighten a tense situation but it just makes michael tense up and makes it worse

-giggles evilly

-used to be queasy with blood and spent an hour in front of a mirror post-killing charlie telling himself to man up and somehow that worked

-not a hugger. only hugs his kids in public to lighten the mood. except mike. mike u get awkward back pats

-doesnt like being touched (he WILL smack your hand)

I THINK THATS ALL LMAOOO I HAVE SO MANY

[toxi-works-at-culvers]

also what are some of your headcanons for him? i'd love to know:)!

ohh i have so many thoughts about him, thank you for asking! :3c

some general stuff first i guess? i think he genuinely loved his kids! and i think that he also liked kids in general, since he opened up fredbear's and all. i don't think he was the best dad, but i think he genuinely tried. and i don't really like when he's portrayed as abusive because i don't feel like it makes sense for his character.

basic stuff: 6 ft 2 in tall, built like a fuckin twig, scariest gray/green eyes you will ever see. charming bastard smile. missing a tooth because he's definitely gotten into a fight before. wears purple in almost every outfit and dresses more formally than needed. bisexual. somewhere in his mid-30's in 1983

hobbies include robotics, designing animatronics, acting, journaling, and juggling (canon btw)

british. that's not even a headcanon but i feel like it's being forgotten lately (matthew curtis' voicelines for him + he's not gonna have an accent in the movie… sad!)

very afraid of death

has a very high opinion of himself

probably had a cat at one point. i feel like he would

i think his hair would start graying kind of early because of stress. the man's a workaholic and has definitely done more than a few all-nighters :P

i also think he got married kind of early (in his 20's or so) from societal pressure and also oopsies!! accidental pregnancy! so yeah. michael was an accident but william still loved him - but once elizabeth and evan were born william kind of ends up ignoring michael in favor of them. and that causes michael's teen angst to get especially angsty which is why the bite of 83 happens

he 100% used to have a thing with henry. there's no way they weren't at least a little fruity. (from the silver eyes, "a search of his house had found (…) stacks of journals full of raving paranoia, passages about henry that ranged from wild jealousy to near worship." tell me that's not homosexual.) but anyways they both have families now, yet william still lowkey kind of wants henry. but will never have him because they are both doomed by the narrative :) (edit to also say. they are like a divorced old couple tbh.)

his opinion about henry swaps around a lot. sees henry as being superior and better than him even if, technically, william has made wayyy more advanced animatronics. or sometimes thinks that he's the best and henry would be nothing without him.

and now his personality!! i kind of try to base most of it on how he's portrayed in the books, with my own touch added on. basically he's silly! he's a great actor and he's very theatrical. he's also very charismatic, good at interacting with people as well as getting what he wants. but underneath all that he's kind of an asshole, he's really selfish and only really cares about himself. he's egotistcal and he doesn't admit his faults because he thinks he can't be wrong. so yeah. (this actually got really long so i condensed it down. more elaboration under the cut)

gets springlocked and dies in 1993. returned to the fnaf 1 location because he wanted to destroy the old animatronics, thinking that it might free the souls and let him avoid their wrath or something idk. kind of backfired on him.

post springtrapping he's had a lot of time to reflect, but rather than feeling guilty he feels like he needs to get revenge. he wants to kill everyone who's ever wronged him and that's what keeps him going, even in death. (also the only one he might ACTUALLY somewhat regret is killing charlie, because of how it broke his relationship with henry. but otherwise he doesn't feel guilty at all.)

and most importantly, the fnaf 6 ending (with henry's speech) is canon and he's dead after that :) no glitchtrap, no mimic, no FUCKING FEAR GAS!1!1!11

(the original, longer version of his personality here lol) i think that william is actually a very silly goofy guy! he's dramatic, he's an entertainer and an actor as shown by how he acts when he's wearing the springbonnie suit. although he's definitely playing it up for an effect there, he's still kind of uhh. theatrical i think. but he's also very charismatic and could probably smooth talk his way out of prettty much anything, which is part of the reason he doesn't get arrested after the MCI (also the lack of evidence). at the same time he has kind of a weird vibe to him, you can just tell there's something wrong with this dude, like maybe he's trying a little too hard to look normal.

and thennnn there's what's beneath the surface. william is kind of insensitive, self-centered/selfish, and egotistical. he also absolutely refuses to admit his own faults or shortcomings. something bad happened? not his fault! he was wrong about something? no he wasn't! another thing, william is very paranoid and usually feels like anyone or anything could be a threat to him (mostly because of that one passage from the silver eyes, "had spent so much of his life fighting like a cornered rat." and ANOTHER thing from the silver eyes, "he had taken on the mantle of bitter sadism as an integral part of himself. he would strike out against others and revel in their pain, feeling righteously that the world owed him his cruel pleasures.")

at first he kills charlie because he wants to bring evan back, and feels he deserves some kind of revenge on henry because it was HIS animatronic that did the bite after all, right? but along the way he realizes he enjoys killing. and that it feels so good to have power when he hasn't for most of his life. so he keeps going, and eventually all that comes crashing down on him. and it's tragic! because he used to have what many would call a perfect life. but he completely ruined that with his own selfish desires.

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My headcanons (including backstory) for Poe

TRIGGER WARNINGS: Child abuse, thoughts of su!c!de

There is a lot here since I spent a long time developing the character. I also refer to Poe as Edgar.

Continue on if you want <3

Surface Level:

Mother -> Elizabeth Allan

Father -> David Poe Jr.

Pronouns -> He/They (Testing things out)

Sexuality -> Asexual + Homoromantic

Childhood:

Edgar was born into a rich family. Due to his family's status, he was given higher standards than other children.

At first, Edgar was able to meet these standards by going wonderful in homeschooling, but the standards increased significantly since he showed great intelligence. Homeschooling didn't help when it came to making friends. He found himself exploring the world of literature due to his lack of friends (Often read murder mysteries because they challenged him).

His parents were not the best to him (honestly, they saw him as more of a product they were creating rather than a son) or to each other. Edgar would often witness them fighting, which went beyond simple yelling. He tried to intervene in one of his parents' fights once, but it led to extreme failure. After this incident, he learned to stay silent, which hurt him a lot.

Eventually, his parents got a divorce with them both sharing custody. (He spent half a month with his dad and the other half with his mom).

Adulthood:

Despite excelling at most things, his parents kept pushing him. When Edgar was 22, he had his first defeat by the hands of Ranpo. This caused a major breakdown because it fed into the idea that he wasn't good enough. His parents did not help in this situation, and it eventually got to the point where he cut them out of his life. This is around the time he begins his book for Ranpo. He never really had a direction in life, but Ranpo gave him an actual goal besides "get better."

Around a year in, Edgar didn't even have a beginning to his book. This caused him to go into another breakdown, but this one was worse than any other. He wandered behind his house, simply out of it. He stumbled upon a nice pond that seemed to call to him. He was close to jumping in, drowning his sorrows, and put everything to an end.

Just when Edgar was about to jump, he heard a chittering that belonged to a hurt baby raccoon. This snapped Edgar out of his trance and went to save this raccoon. This raccoon was later named Karl and was able to pull Edgar out of this state and keep him going.

Results of Childhood:

He didn't realize how smart he was growing up because his parents would constantly point out his flaws. This causes him to still question his I.Q. and he feels like an imposter.

Wasn't really allowed to speak as a child, so he usually always has a point when talking.

Doesn't have the best view on relationships because of his parents’ marriage.

Loves the moon since he would spend most of his childhood looking at it.

Due to his parents constantly fighting, as an adult, Edgar gets very overwhelmed when in or witnessing a fight. It could get to a point where he will yell because he was forced to remain silent most of his childhood.

Edgar's father always wanted him to be masculine, so he would often take Edgar shooting. This is how he got good with a sniper.

His parents were very set on him being masculine. Edgar received a bow when he was a child from an acquaintance, but his parents ripped it out of his hair.

In adulthood, he might have had a breakdown and felt like his parents still controlled him, so he bought and wore a bow as a way to prove to himself that he wasn't

One of the reasons he hates crowds is because his parents would often show him off at parties. In these situations, he would feel very pressured to appear perfect. This feeling is still there even though he doesn't get shown off.

Extra Things:

Parents:

-> Edgar mostly refers to his parents by their names and sometimes “mother” and “father”

-> physically abusive to each other (which Edgar witnessed MANY times)

-> Both of them run their own businesses that are separate from each other

Silly Things:

-> Likes the night because it is peaceful and quiet

-> Doesn't feel like he is manly enough, but he doesn't really try to appear more manly

-> Believes that if he can beat Ranpo, he will stop doubting himself and will finally be pleased.

-> Really bad about taking care of himself. He often forgets or thinks he doesn't deserve to allow himself to meet his basic needs.

-> Reason behind hiding his eyes with his hair:

--- He received a lot of comments about his eyes because people found them sad. Biggest reason behind hiding his eyes is because eyes are seen as the window to the soul, and he believes his soul is imperfect. Basically, he believes people will be able to see how imperfect he is through his eyes. He dislikes being seen as imperfect.

-> Hates slang

-> Ambidextrous

--- Naturally left handed

--- His parents told him that it wasn't normal.

--- Learned how to write with his right because he wanted to learn how to write perfectly with both hands.

--- He also wanted to showcase this ability to his parents to make them proud (Spoiler alert: Didn't work)

[phantomhunting]

THE KING OF FNAF?

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< this is Chapter 1 >

disclaimers: This all takes place much after the events of each canon, Aftons & Emilys meet Fnaf: the musical, This is based off the gacha Fnaf concept of aftons meet past/future/au/canon/etc, This fanfic features my personal headcanons & theories and a Fnaf AU alike to gacha AUs (aftons can transform into their animatronic form, aftons have ther abilities, illusion discs make them seem normal, Ennard, etc) there's no need to get mad if you disagree with stuff, There's some canon-typical violence, And there's two ships (Nate x Mark, Michael x Jeremy Fitzgerald)

"Liz please I need to get some sleep before my shift toni-" right as Michael finished his

sentence, the doorbell rang. Elizabeth walked over to the door, turning on her illusion disc

and kicking any visible bloody appendage out of sight. She opened the door and stared down

the men outside with her big green eyes. "Who the fuck are you?" She asked, forgetting she

appears as a child. "Wow! No need to curse!" the man with the dyed hair exclaimed, "I'm

Mark, this is Nate, and this is... Uhh what's your name again?" He turned to the man in the

purple hoodie. "AJ!! ITS AJ!! IS IT REALLY SO HARD TO REMEMBER?!" He screeched,

it hurts Elizabeth's ears. "Shut up, stop shouting like a 5 year old, who's the last guy?" She

asked, pointing at the man in the bloody suit. "That man goes by many nam-" Mark started,

but was cut off by that same man. "Matt, or Scott, or William, or Dave, or evil dirtbag with a

chainsaw, or phone gu- okay yeah that's a lot of names. Most people just call me Matt

though" he chuckled, Lizzy raised an eyebrow. "Why are you here?" She asked, not wanting

to deal with adults right now. "Well, our car broke down and we need a place to stay..." Nate

started, "...and your house seemed more welcoming than your neighbour's, we were kicked

off the property" Mark finished. Elizabeth stared at them for a moment, confused, and then

turned to the inside of the house, "MIKE! THERE'S PEOPLE AT THE DOOR THAT WANT

TO STAY!" She shouted, hoping her brother heard. A bang was heard from the vents above

her, followed by a soft, robotic 'fuck'. "Enn, you have to stop spying on people from the

vents" she shook her head. Mark and Nate looked at each other, worried if they made the

right decision. After a few seconds, a man barely resembling Michael walked in to the room.

"Mike, this is Mark, Nate, Matt, and uhh-" Liz started to explain, but forgot the purple

hoodie-d guy's name. "AJ!" he exclaimed in anger. "James, exactly what I said. Anyways

they want to spend the night here because their car broke or something" she continued.

Michael thought for a moment, staring at a hidden blood spot on the wall, slightly terrified of

how that might go. "You know what? I'm sure dad will appreciate some guests, and I'm sure

Ennard will love it too" he said finally, winking to Liz, implying the four guests will not

leave the house unless it be in ghost/soul form. AJ started to shiver, it was getting cold

outside. "Come on in!" Michael smiled wide, fixing his loose tie which had his illusion disc

in it. The fours walked in and Lizzy closed the door. She went to the kitchen because she was

hungry and left the group and Michael all alone. Michael led them to the living room, which

was luckily empty. He took out his phone and texted the family group chat (which had very

little messages in it) "guests over, get En to clean up all the rooms and leave the vents, get

him his illusion disc too. C, get yours, it's on dad's table in the workshop. Dad, please don't

murder them. Liz, get mom and make some dinner, they probably need to eat. And under no

circumstances will any of you be talking about the past!! We are the Schmidt family until

they leave tomorrow morning." He sent the message and sank on the couch next to Mark. He

noticed two pins mark had on his shirt, one read "Freddy Fazbear's pizzaria security" and

they other was a bisexual pride flag. Mike raised an eyebrow, "you wor- uhh you like men

and women?" He thought it might be easier to approach that subject first. "yeah- I mean I

have a boyfriend" Mark pointed to Nate, who was chatting with AJ. "Ohhh, cool! I'm gay,

and I have a boyfriend too" Mike responded, wondering what Jeremy was doing right now.

"Nice" Mark pulled his phone, bored. His phone's wallpaper was him, Nate, a weird plushie

version of Freddy, Bonnie, Chica, and Foxy on the background of a burned building with a

sign reading "Freddy Fazbear's pizzaria" in big letters and "get some Freddy-filled fun

today!" In a smaller font. Mike cringed at that slogan, ""don't ask as about our kids" was a

better one" he thought to himself. He wanted to ask about the job because he never saw Mark around, and he knew literally all of the workers at Fazbear entertainment's places. Besides,

those looked nothing like the animatronics from the actual locations, and that building didn't

look like any location! He was confused and concerned. "You uhh.. you work at Freddy's?"

He asked quietly, afraid of the answer. "Oh, uh, yeah, I'm a- or well, I WAS a nightguard

before this psycho burned his own place down." Mark chuckled and pointed at Matt, which

concerned Michael so much more. Freddy's locations belong to either his dad or his dad's

"friend", not this random dude! "I thought the owners were William Afton, Dave Miller, and

Henry Emily?" He said confused, attempting to sound normal. "Those are all his nicknames"

Mark chuckled again.

Before Michael could say anything further, William walked through the front door, looking

exhausted and with a big stain of blood on his clothes. "It rained today." He said through

gritted teeth, still in pain from the springlocks. Michael burst out laughing, glad his dad got

springlocked again. Mark stared at the blood with wide eyes and internal panic, Nate and AJ

did the same. Matt looked for a moment, then made a face of understanding, "you work with

springlocks too?" He asked, rolling his sleeves up to reveal scars from his old springlocks

suits. "Yep" William unbuttoned the two top buttons of his shirt, revealing deep scarring from

countless springlocks failures. "Oof, that's rough buddy" Matt responded as he got up and

reached his hand for a handshake, "Matt, or Afton, nice to-" but he was cut off by Michael

and William. "AFTON?!" they screamed in unison, shocked at this discovery.

[totally-not-an-awkward-okapi]

I wanted to stretch my character design muscles and draw all the x-men’s blonde ladies since they are famously hard to differentiate, but it turns out a good chunk of that list is Guthries. Fortunately, designing siblings is also a fun character design challenge.

This ended up involving quite a bit of headcanoning because this family is a mess, so I’m gonna explain them all below the cut.

Sam was very easy, he’s even the one Guthrie kid with a clear birth order as the canonical Eldest. I mainly just wanted to capture his New Mutant’s design with his less gangly modern look.

Paige was the only Guthrie I’d drawn before, so I just used the drawing of her from the Gen X line-up I did forever ago. She’s been called out as the second eldest before,

-but Elizabeth has been mentioned to be specifically older than Paige. In the end I decided to commit to neither option and make them twins who constantly argue over who was born first. My friend swayed me that she should be trans given the whole hormone based power thing, so I ended up having to switch her from identical to fraternal at the last minute.

Jay’s order in line has never been clear, but he’s usually drawn as among the older group so here he is. I found a panel where he had a cute cowlick and liked how it seemed like he had a kinda bird-like nose, so that was most of the thought in his design.

Joelle’s one spotlight moment is joining an anti-mutant hate group because she was jealous that all her siblings were more special than her, which is a very middle child move of her so she’s right in the middle. I decided to play up how similar she looks to Melody, just to add even more reason she’d rebel like that.

Melody was very easy, her age was never specified but given that her age varies from quite young to being in the highschool group, I figured it was safe to put her on the older end of the younger half of the family.

A big problem with plotting out the whole Guthrie family is that Sam’s said there’s 10 Guthrie kids with him included, but only 9 have been named on page. Which seems like it has a pretty easy solution if you just include Ray Holder Jr because Sam considers his Mom’s boyfriend’s son a sibling in his count. I mean, that’s something that happens in the real world. Plus, kid died so I think he deserves it.

Jeb’s design has been all over the place. Does he have glasses? Does he have freckles? Is his hair strawberry blonde, red, or brown? I’m committing to glasses, freckles, and blonde hair just because I figure that makes him the most distinct. At least he’s pretty easy to place as closest in age to Ray and not the youngest.

Lewis and Cissie Guthrie are the two youngest and twins. I’d argue they're even more trans-coded than Liz, given that they're identical but different genders. The only interesting thing either have done is that Lewis got injected with necrotized DNA by the Dark Beast once and nearly died, so he gets to keep some scars from that to give him something to visually stick to.