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you can see that the script originally had ford building an anti-gravity machine for the science fair (which i guess acts as foreshadowing to the portal?), but the sun lightbulb feels like it would've connected to the opening of stanchurian candidate....

#it probably would've made stan's issues in that ep hit even harder but honestly its not very visually... distinct? impressive? idk#the perpetual motion machine kinda looks like a triangle and probably seems more useful and impressive in comparison tho#and yes footbot is literally a football ducttaped to a toaster#ford pines#stanford pines#stan pines#stanley pines#i do kinda like this version of stan goofing off in class#altho them switching glasses wouldn't work as well with the teen stan design we ended up getting#even still i think briefly showing them doing any type of twin switches is kinda important#with some fans ending up doubting that theyre identical twins lol#but i feel like the scene we got of ford letting him cheat is kinda important to show too#he ain't uptight about rules!!! he didn't mind helping his brother!!!#also its fun that stan likes doing shadow puppets too when he said that ford is super good at them#messy hair stan my beloved
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Jason “my family doesn’t know im alive” Todd and Danny “my family doesn’t know I’m dead” Fenton going alongside each of their plans my beloved. like Danny will absolutely go head-to-head with all of Gotham to support his new best friend on all his crime lord endeavors while he drags Jason to also attend collage with him. They are roommates and there never seems to a mention of family from either side. It’s an unspoken understanding they have. They met because Crime alley as a ghost lair thrummed with so much loneliness, it was at first the perfect place for Danny to hide his ecto signature in. But then he saw the dumbass whose lair it was lean his motorcycle just a tad too much when making a sharp turn to an alley, he sweeped the floor through a lifted chain link that passed his body but not his helmet. Yep that’s right the red thing got stuck. Danny who at the moment happened to be watching through his window snorted. Much to his horror because if not a ghost that dude could’ve gotten his head flung off.
Still, the scene was ridiculous.
On a whim he irrationally sees the police closing in on the guy and panicked at the thought of the guy using intangibility to free himself so Danny phased them both through his apartment wall and left the guy sprawled in his couch. Jason didn’t freak out but that’s normal when one’s got a concussion, one the guy immediately denied having as Danny laid out the medical supplies. The idiot proceeded to almost flatten four steps to the door with his stubbornness. He also said “I’m asexual” in the most deadpan voice as Danny dropped him back in the couch.
Danny sighed. Clearly though, he’d done so too early in the night because the guy kept trying to go, kept trying to knock Danny out, kept trying to slash him with knifes Danny didn’t know he had stashed. He’d only disarmed the guy from his guns. The visible ones apparently, cause at one point the guy did take out a gun and shoot until the ammo ran out and then teetered the thing like it was an art prop and hit his moon lamp.
Danny "yeah you aren’t officially my friend until you’ve tried to kill me" fenton my guys.
Anyways both keep having the same argument over if Danny technically kidnapped Jason or not. Danny holds the fact that the police at least didn’t see the guy make the ridicule. Jason argued that happened cause he was sporting a concussion. Danny argued he got that after.
Jason at first thinks the guy's a meta, but no. Danny introduces himself, sheepily now that he recognizes this is who the lair he invaded is from. He bandages him and tries to cook for him. If Danny didn’t have ice powers he most certainly would’ve burned the apartment. Jason then proceeds to kick him out of his own kitchen and make them both enchiladas. It’s the most normal both had in a while with another person and the air seems oddly settled. From then on, Jason constantly invited himself over, under the pretense that this was his territory and therefore he could drop in unannounced. Danny who has actual powers says he only allows this because Jason cooks very well.
Danny stays away from the crime fighting business unless his buddy is in deep shit he can’t get himself out. Also it’s Danny’s turn to cover for his vigilante friend which Sam and Tucker give him so much shit for. (but also advice)
And they were roommates. (omg) Danny effectively derails Jason’s big comeback plans by casually dropping ghost lore every two days. Like,
Jason, talking about how he doesn’t want Bats snooping on his territory:
Danny: Just don’t let them in
Jason: ??
Danny: yeah!! Hasn’t Batman died and got revived??? You can totally kick out death touched people you don’t want entering on your lair.
Jason: …I can?
Danny: Yep dude, your lair’s supposed to feel safe.
Jason: wait does that mean I can kick you out?
Danny: First this is my apartment. Second, im dead, not dead touched. Third, it’s too late to get rid of me. bitch.
Anyways Jason is super excited. You mean to tell him he can actually deny people over to his territory haunt?? (Yes it’s only to people who have died and came back but still!! The sample size is exactly the type of people he doesn’t want to see—!)
Joker my beloathed can’t step foot in Crime Alley.
(Jason’d feel a lot safer if the clown was dead but the possibility of his murderer turning into a ghost and their little loophole not applying on the clown is too scary to contemplate.)
Anyways, Jason loves experimenting with the power. It can go from simply making people shudder and not want to enter crime Alley to straight up not letting them enter like there’s an invisible wall blocking the way.
Jason because he’s hurt that Bruce never even patrols Crime Alley and also because he’s petty put B under the category of “invisible wall” blacklist. His reasoning is that the man doesn’t even attempt to enter Crime Alley. To him it’s surely just a place shadowed in tragedy. (anyways that’s it’s the place he met Jason)
Ironically, Jason totally forgets that Batman does venture into Crime Alley one day in the whole year. The day he met Jason.
Okay. He didn’t forget at first. The first year Jason remembers cause it was only a few months till then but then the next— Jason forgets that today’s the anniversary of the day’s Bruce’s parents died. He forgets to allow B in when he feels a slight tug and dismiss the feeling that prompts Bruce to investigate because he literally can’t enter Crime Alley. He starts the trialsTM, he scouts on the very edge and sees people the whole day enter and get out and cross with no problem but Bruce can’t.
It’s literally just Bruce.
Time to call Constantine, i guess.
#bat shenanigans ensue#JSJSJS okay so i dont have a well versed timeline of events but two years after utrh who HASNT died of the batfam#cause those are the ones who are gonna go undercover to find what shady shit is this: )#im going with timmy cass and duke#sorry steph i KNOW you have died#the others have plausible deniability from my part#the trio is gonna come down hard on this unsuspecting pair#let's just say constantine just had one spare magical rune for each of them so they'll be able to identify who was powerful enough to do it#and duke found civvie jason. cass found civvie danny and tim also found jason a la squared. in his red hood get up later that night#the only useful photos are from tim's side but anyways since they got three suspects (one suspected to be the other. so really-- two)#they decide to split each other up and tag one each (whoever doesn't get the correct guy loses)#tim calls dibs on the twink. cass rolls her eyes and narrows her eyes at the red hood and duke smirks when he gets to keep his guy#he's not cheating if he didn't protest to getting to have the guy he already saw the aura of. he's sure he is IT#coincidentally duke happens to be the only bat jason doesn't recognize (and vice versa)#meanwhile cass is gonna be the one shadowing red hood which at this point he doesn't kill that much since he has his rules verymuch enforce#he does kill tho#so at some point they're gonna clash but at the start of the investigation no#let them be siblings your honor#big sis cass and her little brother 6'4 jay#and tim finally is gonna be the one to smoothly get himself in the conversation with cryptid roommate civilian danny fenton#genius dumbasses protection club#their first meeting is of course arranged but no less meet cute coffee shop au#anyways jason wants to know why the fuck hes got a bat tagging along with him so out of the blue and also why can't he fucking chase her of#cass is curious about how the red hood's mood constantly changes within her range yet he never attacks her despite his hurt-longing-anger#the boy who doesn't make noise fucking screeches when she sneaks up to him#and duke fucking brings his hands to block the chernobyl reject glow stick sun that's stands next to tim#while tim looks like his whole system is rebooting cause that's jason todd#dp x dc#danny phantom#jason todd
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Okay but it's super interesting how
Din = Power = Ganondorf
Naryu = Wisdom = Zelda
Farore = Courage = Link.
Because Din, in the hylian creation myth, created the physical world. Naryu then created the laws - gravity, time, etc. And Farore finally created life - plants and people.
Din created the body, naryu the mind, Farore the soul.
And the triforce and its wielders so perfectly reflect that.
Ganon is physical power, he is big and intimidating and he breaks things. He is cunning and determined, but that's not what he focuses on. He is might makes right.
Zelda is wisdom and cleverness. She is stall tactics and information and team work. She is a powerful mage with a spine of steel, but that's not how she'll win. She is the pen being mightier than the sword.
Link is courage and persistence. He is the wild card sneaking behind enemy ranks, always moving, plunging into terrifying situations head first. He's a phenomenal fighter with a keen wit, but that's not what will get him through his challenges. He is bravery not being the absence of fear but the triumph over it.
They sit in perfect parallels to each other.
And ganon is reborn through his body - his resurrection is immortality. No matter how low he is cast, as long as he has a body he can claw his way back. He can cling to his power, build it ever higher.
Zelda is reborn through the magic of her bloodline. It's the accumulated knowledge handed down for generations, the unique power she must master, the skills she must develop to survive and get her kingdom out the other side intact. Even her name, the knowledge of herself, is handed down from all the way from the very first. Her ancestors knowledge of her future presence, her stability, is what gives her the edge.
Link is reborn in spirit. He is not bound by flesh or blood. Just like his wanderlust soul he can reappear in any time or place. His variation, his unpredictability, is exactly how he fights. It's what makes him so hard to pin down.
Ganons need to build strength means he can't chase after link. Links impulsiveness means zelda can outwit him. Zeldas stationary predictability means she's an easy target for ganon.
But the other direction?
Fire melts ice, ice redirects lightning, lightning burns fire.
And that's the very essence of the triforce.
#It's little details spread across the games like this that just makes it work so WELL it's SO COOL#They're all great at all parts of the triforce but they CHOOSE to focus on the path most meaningful to them#And that's literally reflected in their unique cycles of reincarnation isn't that just AMAZING#And that's why the team up is so important! If they were all working against each other they'd be locked spinning their wheels#If zelda and ganon teamed up link would immediately die and if link and ganon teamed up zelda would instantly perish#It's the link zelda team up that means ganon is the one who kicks it#Also the elemental thing was cool but they do jump around a bit. Like wind is there half the time#In botk the gerudo have lightning and the goron have fire. Farosh still has lightning tho and dinraal fire#In ss lanaryu was the lightning and faron had water like its all over the place thematically. And that's when it's only 3!#Don't even get me started on the 5/7 lots notankyu#But that's the most common group and it's also thematically accurate#Fire being the only one able to self perpetuate with fuel. Can be banked up again. Ice compresses with time but needs the right environment#Lightning go boom 👍 you can feel the static in the air but you don't know when/where it'll strike and then it's all over#Like fr it's hilarious zelda and ganon are playing the long game and link runs past eats all the pieces and while ganons yelling after him#Zelda checkmates his king. And nobody can prove she wasn't cheating because nobody was looking lmao#Ah the duality of metaphors#ANYWAY isn't that so neat???#Reason no.372 why rhoam was a terrible king he didn't just screw up he did it ✨thematically✨#If link had been allowed to run off and get dirty and if zelda was allowed to study her interest (like post kingdom fall FOR EXAMPLE)#They'd have won (like aoc) but nooooooo. I've already made a post (or 3) about it lmao I'll be quiet now#loz#legend of zelda#botw#triforce#loz link#the legend of zelda#zelda#loz botw#ganondorf#loz ganon
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My faves interacting with my faves (33/∞)
#kingdom#dann#just b#lim jimin#lucieblr#bitsbaubles#kingdomnet#kpopccc#kflops#nugudomedit#malegroupsnet#dailybg#ultkpopnetwork#teresgifs#faves.gfx#okay yes I'm cheating somehow but I didn't come up with a title so in the series this gifset ends#subs might be inaccurate i tried to read jimin's lips to come out with whatever he was saying in english#no I didn't look at Geonu in the background what are you talking about haha 🤡#no I will not talk about how I love Lim Jimin even tho I only casual listen to them but surely he's a himb-*gunshot*#🤡🔫
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Can you please draw Edgar and Johnny stargazing or something like that
Day 8 - Stargazing
#My art#Requestober#Vargas#Nny#Edgar#I actually went and looked up what constellations are most visible around this time of year lol#I've never gone looking for Pegasus :0 I wonder how much we can see from here#Gotta be a clear night for it! Chilly#So cold that their noses have gone red haha - they're all bundled up but that car hood has to be freezing#I super didn't want to draw a car so I mostly cheated lol ♪ It's close enough!#I could've drawn them on a late-night picnic I guess but them laying on the hood of the car is just the Most Correct y'know?#They're gonna be frozen solid once they're done lol#Oh no however will they warm up lol#That said they're not even touching while sitting out here haha ♪ Nny doesn't like it! His arm is fully over his waist!#Did Nny have the beanie or did he borrow it? Who's to say#Edgar would have a matching scarf to go with his favourite shirt tho he's a dork like that <3#Same reason he'd know which constellation Nny's pointing at like that - bookish nerd ♥#Gosh this one was close to being posted outside of the usual 2:30 time! Hopefully that won't be a theme#Wish me luck ♫
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Also just a moment of awe and respect that Rhaena Targaryen not only attempted but also survived trying to bond one of the larger dragons while at Dragonstone. She is skilled and talented beyond what anyone in the show gives her credit for and it's a damn shame the one of the dragons didn't bond to her.
#hotd#hotd spoilers#rhaena targaryen#If I had to ponder a guess id say she tried#vermithor#First because he's the larger one and the one closest in size to take on Vahgar which is what the blacks need#Which makes surviving all the more impressive#And also why they didn't let her try again bc how many times can you cheat death#Like that#She and silverwing could have had everything tho
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A HOT MESS !! and a rolling stone at that. But I guess my question is did Jackson even really love Mercy ?
Not cause of Roberta but like was it even real... it feels conditional but not unconditional if that makes sense. I can Def be wrong though
Its messy alright but let me set the record straight:
Jackson was madly in love with Mercy. He loved her with his whole self. His love for her was a beautiful thing to witness and was very real.

.... or was it?
#just playin#lmfakdklfkdj#he loved her#I wouldn't be me if I didn't cast a little doubt tho#there are also people who will argue that you can't love someone you cheat on#and that's fair#but not realistic
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But they only had one date. After that date, Ashton took a year off and went backpacking. Sol, on the other hand, didn't think much of it. Romance was the least of her priorities now that she had just started her year in university and she chalked it all off as a one-time thing. It was a great date and all, but they just weren't compatible.
Beginning of Lemon Gen // Previous // Next
funnily enough, they ended up remembering that night and laughing their butts off. to think they'd end up meeting again but as in-laws. still, it would be awkward to tell grayson of their one-time romance, so they swore to bury it all in the past. hopefully, ashton's flirtatious texts are just jokes, right?
#sol ended up ghosting him after tho#and ashton had plenty of girls at his beck and call to come begging for her attention#this was supposed to be a short AU#of how ashton almost became her boyfriend#but well things didn't work out#there was attraction but they had bad compatibility#but no worries sol isn't the type of person to cheat#she's fiercely loyal to grayson#and ashton isn't a douche#he loves his brother#but he just jokes a lot#arcoberry extra#arcoberry legacy#nsb lemon#generation 3 lemon#soleil arcoberry#ts4 story#ts4 legacy#legacy challenge#sims 4 legacy#not so berry#sims 4#not so berry challenge#ts4 not so berry
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Vox or Angel Dust { For Alastor 👀 }
Send two names and my muse will say which they’d rather kiss || Accepting !
This "open calls" section is really getting out of control. Alastor still has a really hard time understanding how some people can be so bold while knowing who he is and what sort of horrors he's capable of.
He needs to have a talk with Charlie, at least about filtering the calls he gets, if he really has to keep this bothersome ordeal ongoing. Giving his pet project a proper spotlight isn't worth...this.
However, since the terms haven't been renegotiated yet, he is stuck dealing with yet another of these pesky calls. Perhaps he'll go hunting again, once his radiocast is over.
"I find very curious how eager you all are when it comes to involve me in your...questionable games, my dear listeners," he comments, drumming his claws against the wooden surface of his desk. "I'd love to know where this tread is coming from, especially if there's one specific person who decided to make it, as the youngsters say, a 'thing'. I bet they find it extremely entertaining."
The shadows rise inside the radio tower, subtle but impossible to miss. Static floods through the wavelengths he's using, like nails scratching against a blackboard.
"I̸̺̺͎̰̥̜̯̼̮̰͖̜͂͆̿̈́̿̔'Ḑ̷̮̳̣̟͉͋͗̓̕͜ L̷͖͈̓͌̎̉͒͗͂̓̌̚͝O̵̧̗͕̹̼̦̗̮̱̝͆͊́́̈̿̋ͅV̵̧͖͙̲̯̞͇̲͔̤͊̔͌͂͆͑́́̑͒͝Ȩ̸̪̯̗̘̥̣̲̣̣͍͚͙̥̩́̀̈̆͑ T̷̡̧̬̲̭̦̘̩̊̉͛̓̓̌͌̕O̵̧̗͕̹̼̦̗̮̱̝͆͊́́̈̿̋ͅ P̷̛̛̛̩̺͇̊̅̍͂͗͑͐̎̂̏̐̐L̷͖͈̓͌̎̉͒͗͂̓̌̚͝Ą̵̺̰̻̻͔͇͓̈́̓͛̏̈́͌͋̄̑͆̏Ý̴̥͙̘̇̈́̇̃͒̿́͘͘͝͝ͅ Ą̵̺̰̻̻͔͇͓̈́̓͛̏̈́͌͋̄̑͆̏ G̶̺̥̎̄͌͑͂̔̏̓̂́̈́͜͝͝͝͝ͅĄ̵̺̰̻̻͔͇͓̈́̓͛̏̈́͌͋̄̑͆̏M̶̧͚̪͉̯̜̰͎̘̀͋̇̀͗̍́͆̑̏͂̿̊̚Ȩ̸̪̯̗̘̥̣̲̣̣͍͚͙̥̩́̀̈̆͑ W̵̰̻͍̉̔̅̀̐͐͒͆̒̚I̸̺̺͎̰̥̜̯̼̮̰͖̜͂͆̿̈́̿̔T̷̡̧̬̲̭̦̘̩̊̉͛̓̓̌͌̕Ḩ̵̛̘̤͙͔̝̫̖̻̦̞͙̺̅̿͘͝ T̷̡̧̬̲̭̦̘̩̊̉͛̓̓̌͌̕Ḩ̵̛̘̤͙͔̝̫̖̻̦̞͙̺̅̿͘͝Ȩ̸̪̯̗̘̥̣̲̣̣͍͚͙̥̩́̀̈̆͑M̶̧͚̪͉̯̜̰͎̘̀͋̇̀͗̍́͆̑̏͂̿̊̚ M̶̧͚̪͉̯̜̰͎̘̀͋̇̀͗̍́͆̑̏͂̿̊̚Ý̴̥͙̘̇̈́̇̃͒̿́͘͘͝͝ͅŚ̸͙̺̥̰̯͙̭͆̏͂Ȩ̸̪̯̗̘̥̣̲̣̣͍͚͙̥̩́̀̈̆͑L̷͖͈̓͌̎̉͒͗͂̓̌̚͝F̵̜̜͎͉̯̜̓͂ ."
The sound of a faraway scream echoes underneath his words, lingering for a moment before the transmission abruptly goes back to normal. The Radio demon hums, leaning back in his chair.
"Anyway, I'm kissing Vaggie. Next caller in line!"
From inside the Hotel, the sound of something dropped on the floor can be heard, followed by the voice of a certain former Exorcitst.
"What the actual fuck, Alastor?!"
{ @holoharbinger - mentioned }
#[ ic :: Alastor ]#holoharbinger#mcltiples#[[ I am crying omg xD ]]#[[ he just went WTF??? ]]#[[ tbh I think he'd rather kiss one of Niffty's stains xD ]]#[[ btw that first icon always cracks me up xDDD ]]#[[ but yeah ofc he cheated...much to poor Vaggie's chagrin ]]#[[ spoiler alert - if he had answered truthfully he would have probably picked (Sai's) Vox xDD ]]#[[ you didn't hear that from me tho !!! ]]
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little personal vent
i hold grudges for life usually and it's hard for me to let go of what's been done to me even if i've moved on. anyway so i'm thinking on this person i met recently (lasted for about a month and a half lol) who at first was so friendly and nice to me so instantly fell for the friendship lol. i always tell myself i won't write/draw for anybody cause i always get ghosted (has happened 3 times eheheee) but i did anyway... wrote a whole ass thing on their oc and made so many drawings only to be ghosted the month and a half later for a petty ass reason and they wouldn't even have told me if i hadn't gotten angry and pressed them about it.
so idk what to do with the drawings... i will probably delete them. i make a habit of not deleting anything because it's my hard work even if i dislike it, but fuck it man, i don't want that near me. they make me feel bad whenever i skim through the files.
they also did me dirty on so many other things but this is what fucks me up the most. me putting effort and time into something that in the end means nothing. i stopped drawing after that and what got me drawing again was renfield!
these past few weeks have really taken a toll on me but i want to resume drawing as much as i did soon.
and well i did meet some people here who are incredible and lovely and that's all i could wish for honestly!
#it was gross also because they flirted with me even tho i said not interested#it didn't bother me back then#it bothers me now lol#they also insisted on giving me their number “just in case we talk again”#but i never registered it lol what the fuck for#i just hope they're doing bad <3#u know whats funny tho the ghosting was a VERY sudden thing like#one day he gifted me a game and added me to his favorites in every social media etc#and next day it was ... ghosting!#so i suppose their shit ass cheating bf had something to do with it#whole ass gossip here :3c idgaf about them so#ratathings
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Fine I'll listen to Epic the Musical
I mean. Might as well. I read a bit of The Odyessy either way
#sam's talky talks#Though people are saying that Odysseus didn't cheat on Penelope (in the musical) even tho he did (in the poem)???? 😭
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#personal#my husband negged me about stern and now im like kinda determined to get a 750+ on the GMAT and try to get in#he didn't mean it as a neg lol...... but it's his bitter school that he wanted for undergrad and didn't get into#and he was like ''hey u prb wont get in... my hs grades were better than urs even tho my sats were lower''#but BRUH >.< we were cheating scandal year so that doesn't couuuuunt#and it's undergrad not grad he's talking about#(my bitter school was cooper union it was the only b-arch 5 year architecture school i applied to that didn't accept me#which is probably good because i wouldn't have been able to swap into digital design there and would have been stuck in archi and i was#MISERABLE in archi lol i also make more than my friends in archi and work less than them :D )#BUT THIS MEANS I NEED TO BRUSH UP ON STANDARDIZED TEST MATH ;A;#the only math i've done since college is like....javascript and that does nawt count#i use jsx to automate little pictures..... put little pictures together for kids clothing....and yell at factories#no math at work other than minimal coding............. my brain is slow at test math now#(i have to practice my stupid sat level math a bit anyways soon cuz imma get dragged into doing test prep for my cousins soon :/)#the only things that seem like they'll make me more money in my career are if i go further into operations and automation#or if i go FAR more creative... and business operations seems far far more stable#(also i much prefer being thrown ''here's a fun math game automate this part of our design process away'' than...#''pls make 10 versions of a tee shirt in 5 days that need to pass thru legal thx'')
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felt bad for rejecting a friend of a friend i met a couple weeks ago. sike! hes had a gf 🥰🥰🥰
#he posted a pic with her and i was like wow new gf is getting posted already??? only been like a week right#nope!!! it's been a couple months actually#and here i was feeling bad bc i accidentally ignored him when he asked me to sit with him#mannnn good thing i got distracted before i sat#it was a small space so we would have been a lil touchy for sure#like. ik it's not my fault if i don't know about a gf. but i still feel guilty and gross if i do anything with a guy that has a gf#i would never knowingly let someone cheat buuuuut it's happened to me before without my knowledge#hate when it happens#he seemed like such a sweet guy too. that's why i felt bad for rejecting him lol#like awwww i didn't give the kind sweetheart a chance. didn't even kiss him when i could have#and now it's like. yayyyyyy i could have kissed him and i didn't!!!! he has a gf!!!! 🥰🥰🥰#men are sooooo nasty it's a shame#yk how sometimes men are like. i can't talk to women anymore bc they'll accuse me of sa?#that's me but I'm not gonna talk to men anymore in case they have secret gfs that they're trying to cheat on#i think mine is more reasonable tho#Sera
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pussy slapping with your maths teacherྀི
based on this ask (I hope the anon will like it🙂↕️)
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you knew the email meant trouble the second it landed in your inbox.
subject : ��Homework 6 — Integrity Dicussion.” from : [email protected]
so now you're standing outside his office door, palms sweating, thighs pressed together in your miniskirt like that might save you from the cheating homework you assigned. it's not like you're scared of Gojo. he's just your goofy annoyingly attractive nerd math professor. the man wears Gundam socks with his loafers, makes calculus puns, and has a signed photo of Neil deGrasse Tyson on his bookshelf like it's a family heirloom.
but he also happens to have shoulders like a swimmer, hands big enough to palm a basketball, and a mouth made for sin that he hides behind dump jokes with his stupidly slutty glasses. you're not into him or anything tho, you're just not blind.
your knuckles tap against the door.
“come in,” he calls, voice low. too low actually.
you step in, closing the door behind you.
the first thing you see are the posters of fractals and famous math equations—not surprising. in the other hand, what is really surprising is the life-size cardboard cutout of the pokémon Blastoise. what the fuck is that?
your surprise doesn't stop there, as your eyes land on the chunky old Casio calculator sitting on his desk next to a mug that says, “i'm a cute professor <3”.
he's seated at his desk, glasses on, sleeves rolled to the elbows showing strong forearms scribbled in veins, one ankle resting over the opposite knee like he's got all the time in the world. a lopsided smile appears as he asks “you're nervous ?”
you scoff, clutching your handbag a little tighter. “i'm not.” he's the one to talk—how would anyone look comfortable in a office looking like this?
“mmh. tell yourself that.” he leans, pulls open a drawer and slides out your homework. he taps the edge the paper as he hold it in the air. “you handed your homework last week. and you scored…a beautiful 97.” he tilts his head, gauging your reaction.
you're feeling a bit too hot now, sweats trickling down your spine, but you try to hold it together. you feign innocence, “yeah, incredible isn't it?” you say, rolling your eyes to play it cool.
he hums thoughtfully. “sure… if you hadn't cheated.”
you swallow, crossing your arms as you cock a hip “a girl scores high and suddenly some old grump of a man's offended by it. what a world we live in.”
gojo leans back in his chair, gaze sliding over your form—lingering a bit too long on your thighs. “is that how it is?" he hums, eyes flicking up to meet yours "just a bitter old man then?” the corner of his mouth twitches like he's trying not to grin
he clicks his tongue and leans back further, arms spreading across the armchair like he owns the place. he does, actually. his knees spread too—annoyingly wide, “look, we both know you didn't do these problems yourself. and you're gonna redo it. right here. right now. on me.”
your lips part. “gojo—”
“professor gojo,” he corrects, tone maddeningly even. “you don't want me to call the Academic Integrity Committee, do you?”
you glance down at his thighs, then back up. “you're a math professor. Not my—”
“—brat tamer?” he cuts in smoothly, raising a brow without blinking.
you go still. your jaw clenches, heat crawling up the back of your neck. he's so smug. smug and patient and infuriatingly unfazed.
you step forward and settle on his lap—hovering, refusing to fully sit. if he thinks you're gonna give in that easily, he's dead wrong. you don't care if your thighs start shaking. you'll squat until the apocalypse if you have to.
“ah—!” a squeal rips out of you when his hands clamp around your hips, big and warm and decidedly firm as he drags you down until you're fully seated, straddling his lap. your miniskirt hikes up dangerously high in the process, your bare thighs pressed tight to his slacks.
his breath hitches, almost imperceptibly. you probably wouldn't have noticed if you weren't so hyper-aware of every single shift in the room.
“problem one,” he says, casually putting your paper on the desk like he isn't now rock-hard beneath you like a complete weirdo. his hands stay planted on your thighs, thumbs stroking idly, but his voice stays cold. unbothered, professional almost.
keyword : almost.
you swallow hard, cheeks burning from the sheer proximity—his firm chest pressed to your back, white fluffy hair brushing every time he leans in. his scent clings to your skin—clean linen, cologne, and chalk dust—it's driving you insane. and those damn impossible formulas staring up at you on the paper—differential equations, matrix exponentials, fucking laplace transforms. couldn't he have picked basic calculus ?
your brain is short-circuiting. and the little laughs of the far-too-good-looking-with-his-glasses-pushed-low-on-his-nose professor is doing nothing to ease your nerves. “solve the matrix for the homogeneous system.” your spine stiffens as his voice is nothing but hot air dragging goosebumps up your neck.
“c'mon, engineer girl. use that big brain of yours.” you let out a shaky exhale, trying to focus on the paper even while his fingers toy with the hem of your panties. he hasn't even really touched you, but you're feeling your panties clinging to you—embarrassingly wet.
“one over s-squared plus four?” you try something, mind too fuzzy to think. your breath catches as his fingertips trace your clothed slit—oh very so slowly. he doesn't bother pressing, just lets the fabric catch and soak even more.
“gojo, what are you—”
“professor,” he reminds you, tone suddenly sharp. “and…” he's turning his head, cheek brushing yours as he watches your teeth dig in your bottom lip “no guessing.” you shudder, thighs trembling on his thick one.
that’s ridiculous how sensitive you were from featherlight touches…you’re better than that..so why are your wetting your thighs by seconds ?
“from now on,” his fingers slip beneath the damp lace, two digits brushing your folds, “you get every problem right, you're so good at pretending to be smart—but be smart.” his hand curls back up—cupping your pussy, applying steady pressure to your aching clit through the underwear. your thighs squeeze together instinctively, the heat unbearable.
you stare at the same problem, chest rising and falling in heavy breath. “a-a inverse time b—?” you offer weakly.
a low, pitying sound escapes him.
smack.
“wrong again.” the sudden sharp slap on your cunt makes your entire body jolts in his lap, your ass pressing harder against his cock. your head drops forward, tears prickling your lashes, hips twitching in a pathetic attempt at friction.
it"s so humiliating. that nerd of a teacher. fuck.
“uh-huh, don't move, sweetie. who told you you get to grind on my thigh?” he grabs your jaw with his free hand, forcing you to meet his glacier-blue eyes glinting behind crooked glasses. “let's try again. if f(t) = sin(3t), then what's the Laplace transform?” his breath ghosts over your cheek, one hand directing your gaze to the paper like you aren't already losing your mind.
your mind scrambles, your pussy pulses, and you're cursing the world for putting you in this situation. you can't even help it, it just feels so good.
your voice breaks on a moan, nothing reflecting your angry mind “three… over…squared plus n-nine—”
gojo groans softly, cock twitching under your ass. “there she is,” he mutters, hand sliding down to rub rough circles against your clit. “smart and fuckable? you might be my new favorite little project sweetie.”
and just as a whimper leaves your lips—the second your hips barely roll forward in a desperate grind—he yanks his hand away.
“what did i say?” he asks, calmly adjusting his glasses like he's not the filthiest thing on earth right now. “no grinding. one right answer doesn't mean you get to cum. you've got four more questions, we're far from done.”
he lands another slap on your clit—scarily precise. “i get to edge you again. and again. until your poor little cunt forgets what cumming even feels like.” you sob his name as he pulls your underwear taut between your fat lips, the soaked lace dragging cruelly against your swollen clit. you shove your fist into your mouth, biting it to stay quiet.
he dips his fingers back into the ruined mess between your legs. not inside—never inside apparently. he's probably a psychopathe who loves skimming his student's pussy entrance, circling it like a threat.
“if you get all the five right tho," he murmurs darkly, "i'll bend you over this desk and fuck you, raw, with your nose pressed onto that test," your walls clench hard at his words—and he feels it, obviously…
smirking into your hair, he adds, “you'd love that, of course you would. so go on, sweetie. show me you're not just a brainless little brat. show me how much of a perfect slut you are for good grades.”
you swear once you'll get all your mind together, you're gonna make him regret everything. that cocky, small-dick bastard—acting like he's got a big game between his thighs.
a nerd like him, isn't packing enough to pleasure you. right?

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a/n aaaand we thanks my bachelor in engineer for my knowledge ☝🏼 tho i hope you enjoyed reading this, i don’t think it’s perfect buuut i tried :))) let me know 🫶🏻
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Honestly If I read a Kaveh fic and I think to myself huh I wouldn't do that then it's OOC!Kaveh
#bro you don't understand we were made from the same half#in my religion we have soulmates#that we were created from one another? or that we were just destined to be#just as Adam had his rib used to create Hawwa (aka Eve)#I bet it's like that#anyways#point being I love that man I love him so much#and he's my literal soulmate#*averting his eyes from my post like two posts ago admitting to me wanting to marry his enemy/ex bestie*#you didn't see anything sweetheart 😇#.tt#.me#@luvr#LIKE I READ ONE FIC AND IT WAS LIKE ABOUT HIM HAVING WONDERING EYES AND LIKELY EMOTIONALLY CHEATING ON READER#LIKE BRUHHH#HE WOULD NEVER#but it made for a good read tho I love angst yummers😋
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i found a good boy, and he's on my side | lando norris smau
lando norris x reader | a little bit of best friend!oscar
summary: when y/n's ex writes a messy song about her, fans push for lando to break up with her (he doesn't even consider it)
fc: sabrina carpenter
kind of a part 2 to what a coincidence, but you don't have to read part 1 for this to make sense
warnings: non-existent angst, lando very much in love with y/n, very brief mention of cheating (not lando), maybe some typos
note: y/e = your ex

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yourex Biting My Tongue out tonight
Finally sharing my truth
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user1 WE LOVE YOU Y/E
user2 ready for the tea 🍿
ynfan2 PLEASE LEAVE Y/N ALONE I BEG WE'RE OVER YOU
ynfan1 "sharing my truth" OHHHH BROTHER
user3 the y/n fans getting nervous
ynfan2 not nervous, sick of his lies
user2 perhaps y/n isn't as perfect as you think
user4 anyone else just here for the music
user5 @ yourusername YOU ARE SO OVER
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yourusername leng
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ynfan2 UNBOTHERED QUEEN
user2 is she just pretending her ex didn't drop a shady song about her
user6 lando still in the likes ... this is so sad
yourbff your reminder to not wear the red top this weekend
yourusername you've seen my outfits already TRUST there's no red in sight
landonorris that's my girl
ynfan1 MOTHER IS GOING TO SILVERSTONE
user4 how has lando not dumped you yet
user5 you really don't deserve lando
user3 HAS LANDO HEARD THE SONG YET? DUMP HER!!!
ynfan3 what's with all the loser hate comments
landonorris my girlfriend is sooooo leng now come give me a kiss
yourusername calm down
yourusername on my way tho
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landonorris a little summer fun
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user1 JEALOUS
yourusername who's the baddie
landonorris that's my girlfriend mate back off
ynfan2 WHY ARE THEY LIKE THIS
user3 waiting for the dumping...
user4 crazy that they're still together
user8 i think some of y'all are a bit dramatic, the song wasn't even that bad and it's just his perspective
ynfan3 A LANDO FAN WITH A BRAIN
yourbff last pic i want her baddddd
landonorris so you don't want [redacted]'s number anymore?
yourbff WAIT I TAKE IT BACK
ynfan2 QUEEN Y/BFF FINALLY APPROVING OF ONE OF Y/N'S MEN
oscarpiastri you stole my best friend
yourusername we literally have plans next week
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yourusername is this thing on? 🎤
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ynfan1 MOTHER IN THE STUDIO!!!!!
ynfan2 the last pic has me crying 😭😭 i just know she's about to be a menace
user2 if she's actually making a response song that's kinda pathetic
user3 right? her fans all say y/e is using her for fame but she's also doing it
yourbff let me hear it first
oscarpiastri i better get the link first
landonorris ignore both of them, i get first dibs
user1 THE DRAMA if she's making a response song lando better get out of there quick before he's her next victim
user4 WE DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE
ynfan3 all these haters camping on y/n's post omg she's so famous
ynfan4 WE LOVE YOU Y/N IGNORE THE LOSERS
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yourusername my turn🩷
surprise! planned to keep these in the vault, but i guess things change. 'vicious' and 'eternal sunshine' live performances out now on youtube! studio version out friday 💋
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landonorris proud of you love 🤍
yourusername 🧡🧡🧡
ynfan2 OH MY GOD NO WAYYYYYYY
ynfan3 "my turn🩷" THAT'S MOTHERRRRRRRRR
ynfan1 love lando supporting her through it all that's a good man
ynfan4 SHE SPILLED Y/E IS SO DONE
yourbff i love you so much!!!
yourusername love you!!
user3 these songs are really good ... sorry for hating before
user1 some of y'all switching up in the comments, she could be lying!!
ynfan5 perhaps i misinterpreted the lyrics, but did y/e CHEAT ON HER???
ynfan3 pretty sure 👀
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yourusername it doesn't get, doesn't get better than this 🧡
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yourbff LOVE Y'ALL SO MUCH
ynfan4 THESE HAVE TO BE LYRICS
ynfan3 more lover girl music coming soon LET'S GOOOOOOO
ynfan2 y/n writing her two shady songs about y/e then going back to writing cheesy love songs for lando we love to see it
landonorris how i obsessively adore you 🤍
ynfan2 y'all they're quoting future lyrics right in front of our faces i just know it
user3 it's not looking like a break up any time soon
oscarpiastri answer my texts
yourusername sorry been busy 🤭
oscarpiastri disgusting
yourusername NOT LIKE THAT.
ynfan5 Y/NLANDO WILL ALWAYS PROSPER
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landonorris we are never breaking up btw
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ynfan2 LMAOOOOOO
yourbff i'll have to break all of your bones if you ever hurt her
landonorris the scary thing is that i actually believe that you would
oscarpiastri hurt her and your life is over
landonorris DAMN DID Y'ALL READ THE CAPTION OR NO
user3 they're kinda growing on me y'all ...
ynfan4 everyone say we love you mom and dad
user4 worst news of my life
user2 i'm gonna be forced to like her this is terrible
yourusername thank god
landonorris if you leave me i think that i just might lose it completely
yourusername don't ever quote my songs at me again
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