#he could just be bi
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ok since I have no one else to tell this to since my best friend decided she fucking hates me, let me rant about what happened today with this guy
#there's a guy in my flight attendants training class that is simply THE cutest man I've ever seen#salt and pepper well trimmed beard. kind hazel eyes. blonde hair streaking gray#he is NOT old that's just what his hair looks like. which makes it even worse. he's so cute.#he was nice to me on day one but nothing too excessive. he just seemed kind. not directly to me. just in general#but then today (day 2) as soon as I got there he was just SO nice to me#borderline flirty#but I can't even tell because people just don't flirt with me. so it's not like I'd known what that looks like#but he kept finding reasons to touch me#and striking random conversation#he picked up a lose hair strand from my neck when I wasn't even looking at him. for crying out loud#when we took a group picture he told me to go to the front and called me SHORTCAKE#LIKE WHAT WAS THAT#when I was leaving he literally stopped mid conversation with the other guys to HIGHFIVE ME GOODBYE?!!!!???#I want to punch this man in the face#all of that would sound great right? a guy likes me! great news!#no guys he has a gigantic wedding ring. enormous. and I'm also pretty sure he's gay#on day 1 of onboarding he gave me a straight vibe but then he called our male ceo hot so I guess there's that#he could just be bi#but that's not even important when HE WEARS A WEDDING RING????#kill me.#rambles*
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Fic Idea where Fiddleford helps Stan rebuild the portal, but Stan finds out that Fiddleford has a wife and he's like
"You have a WIFE?? That DIDN'T marry you to steal your car and money???? What are you DOING here???"
"Yeah, well.... She's better off thinking I'm dead somewhere....."
"A WIFE. That LOVES you. Get outta here and go explain yourself, Idiot!!"
"She and our son shouldn't have to deal with--"
"YOUR SON???!!?!!??"
Anyways, so Stan helps Fiddleford reach out and explain himself to his wife, but expresses that he wants to keep being in Gravity Falls, so his wife and kid go to live with them in The Shack instead.
Blah blah blah, bonding happens, Stan bags Fiddleford AND his wife and becomes a step dad, God bless 🙏
#I don't see enough of Fiddleford's wife ngl#i just want Stan to be loved#this fic idea has been in my mind for ages 🙏#LET THEM BE POLYAMOROUS AND IN LOVE!!!! RIGHT NOW!!!!#Stan is such a poly bi-con TRUST 🙏#Stan and Fiddleford's wife help Fidds stop using the memory gun#Fiddleford and his wife help Stan feel loved#JUST HEAR ME OUT THEY COULD HAVE A BEAUTIFUL RELATIONSHIP#Tate gets 2 dads for the price of 0#cause in canon Fiddleford left when he was a baby and lost his mind so he didn't get any dads#let that kid grow up in an unbroken house hold 🙏#omg you know how in canon Tate works at the bait shop next to the lake#Stan would SO take Tate fishing#he would be such a good dad guys give him a chance😭#cole's talking#gravity falls#grunkle stan#stanley pines#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddlestan#fiddleford x stanley#fiddleford x fiddleford's wife x stanley#just hear me out guys 🙏#fiddleford's wife
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bisexuality comes for all minecraft youtubers
[read my tags before getting pissy with me]
#bell.txt#1. this is everyone menace and i could think of quickly on the left but still definitely not all bi mcyts#2. idc about your opinions on what does and does not count as coming out#if someone says theyre bi as a joke i take it gennuinely bc straight people do not joke about being bi thats not a thing#3. this is meant to be funny im not truthing im basing this off things these people have actually said#dont be an invasive weirdo but dont assume people are straight by default either#4. i meant to put finn on here and then ran out of space so just know hes there spiritually
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mario + peach is such a good ship istg they’re so good. straight ship so good it feels gay
#smb#mario#princess peach#idk what their ship name is 🫡#mario x peach#no id#giddly’s art#please ignore the goofy side angle i tried. i really did#this is what i get for NEVER using references 🥲#ngl i think peach is bi maybe? but i think mario is just straight. i think he simply loves women#mario is so funny. meet the mustachioed straight cis man and his brother The Fag#bc let’s be real luigi is definitely bi and genderqueer ✋😭 ain’t NO way he don’t have some gender stuff going on#but like. back to mario. i genuinely think he is too lovely and whimsical to NOT treat his bae like the queen she is#he would be such a good lover that people could mistake them for dykes i won’t even lie. just listen. just hear me out#I LIKE THEM OK 💥
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thinking abt kleah. and like, on one hand i like the idea of everyone else being the same gender-wise in vld except them. but on the other hand i always love the bits where keith's gaydar is too dookie to realize lance is bi or lance has to have a bi crisis so maybe i can make allura SO butch that kat is like damn....leah likes him..... and not women...... meanwhile leah is essentially walking around in a butch bait t shirt whether knowingly or not
#like they meet 'prince allura' and leah immediately starts hitting on him and kats like sigh classic heterosexual leah.......#meanwhile allura is just like butchedy butchest of the butching butches he/him-ing along#and kats gaydar is dogshit#unfortunately this does preclude bi crisis leah#but honestly i think stupid idiot kat is more fun than that so#also imagine the fun times two beautiful butches like allura and kat could have. would be wonderous.#they would be beating the shit out of each other on the training deck and then walk away to have a lovely dinner and chat#okay i sold myself.#unfortunately kat would not fall in love with allura i think. he's too nice. kat needs a mean evil woman#like leah! :-)
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Sega from what I've seen both Frontiers and Sonadow Generations have been good. For the love of god you need to keep on this roll. Keep making just banger games that make everyone who previously made fun of Sonic go "oh shit this is actually really good." Keep getting "VERY POSITIVE" or "OVERWHELMINGLY POSITIVE" on Steam reviews. And then spend 3 years making the next game, and make it absolutely spectacular. Make it the greatest game you've ever made. Put your entire goddamn soul into writing, animation, game design, everything. Make it one of those Obviously Excellent pieces of art that everyone just collectively agrees is amazing. And in the middle of the game have Sonic offhandedly refer to himself as bisexual and watch the internet explode
#cassie rambles#sonic the hedgehog#for even funnier points: imply eggman is bisexual as well.#sega this would be the funniest thing ever you could do this it would be so fucking funny#it would also be good for representation like making a pop cultural icon like sonic be canonically bi would be genuinely amazing#especially in this day and age where a homophobic fascist just got elected president#but mostly it would be so fucking funny#the internet would be fucking unusable the woah he's bisexual image would be burned into the screen of every single website#it doesn't even have to be a big thing just like. sonic talkin and one of the adjectives he uses to describe himself is bisexual#no one comments on it no one talks about it everyone just moves the fuck on. he just casually calls himself bi#gamerbros would throw a fucking fit the gays would celebrate#sega. listen to me sega. sega please
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4MINUTES (2024) DOCUMENTARY // EP. 6
#4 minutes#4 minutes the series#greattyme#uservix#userrlaura#raeblr#userbon#mjtag#esmetracks#tusersilence#userspring#userrlana#rinblr#tansgifs#gifs:fourm#becauseigtf#tyme making a face at great's amout of condoms will always be funny to me#like my guy u are currently using ur dck for 'revenge' you have 0 place to judge here#and at least you know he is safe to fck!#this also means great sexuality is up in the air and while we could make him anything#i think saying he is also bisexual would be extremely funny#cuz ep 6 greatxtyme would just be bi on bi violence
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VERY interesting that this moment took place in the "woman in house and wilson's building thinks they're gay/dating" episode
also. hugh laurie's little smirk here really adds a certain . . . dimension to this moment that would not be there if he'd responded to the joke in a different way
#thirteen knows house is bi she totally fucking knows#anyway yeah i cannot get over house's goddamn little Smirk#that was so unnecessary. christ#this is one of those moments where i'm like.#damn i guess this isn't *technically* canon confirmation of house's queerness but it sure comes pretty fucking close#it's just that there are a lot of alternate ways house could have responded to to thirteen's comment#an eyeroll perhaps#some sort of no homo statement#anything#but he didn't! he fucking SMIRKED#and not in a performative way#it was a subtle smirk#a smirk just for thirteen and himself#this whole moment feels SO fundamentally 'bisexual daughter telling her closeted father figure that she is fully aware they are The Same'#house season 6#house md#house 6x11
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Maddie: 🤨🤔 "mhmm, could be very much the point"..."wow"..."Eddie's friend??"..."I just think that maybe you're not sure of your own feelings, yet, and if there's something that you need to tell Eddie, you will. Just, in your own time."
Evan Buckley, your sister has your number and she is going to gloat SO hard when you finally get your shit together and lock Eddie down.
#the buckley siblings#maddie buckley#evan buckley#buddie#911 spoilers#911 s7#911 7x05#that 'could be very much the point' really stands out when put in the context that this is a conversation about lying to eddie#and the way it's tearing buck up and also last week he was running around being a jealous baby over eddie#and also got so angry he knocked him down during basketball#that was the moment she put the pieces together#and it was about more than just bi!buck
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Don’t think I ever quite said what my LGBTQ+ headcanons are for the boys, so these are my current thoughts! Always changing of course but this is what I feel most strongly right now.
#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt headcanons#rise donnie#rise leo#rise mikey#rise raph#donnie and leo’s sexualities being practically swapped was unintentional but it works way too well#same with mikey and raph tbh it was a happy accident#anyway I kinda hc raph as the type who doesn’t care about physical appearance just if you fight lol#Mikey’s more than happy with friends and family#Donnie is a BIG romantic but he needs time to sus a person out fully before he gets the hots for them#leo meanwhile isn’t keen on romance unless it’s with someone he grows to really really REALLY trust#I could go on and probably will later (knowing me) but it is late and I am tired haha#turtle art tag#curious as to what everyone else headcanons#the only one of these I’ll defend forever is Bi (female-leaning) donnie and trans leo#all the others can change over time but I really like where they’re sitting right now#I hope these are the right flags too because it was kinda hard to find them#went looking for transmasc flag in particular but I couldn’t find a solid agreed upon version 😭#ngl a big part of why I hc mikey as aro is because of a pun#my phone often misspells aromantic as aromatic and- and you get it- because aromatic herbs and- and Mikey is a chef do YOU GET IT#note that while I hc leo as bisexual (male-leaning) I still think he’s prob closer to demi in that as well just not as far into the spectrum#if that makes sense#headcanons are fun and hard to narrow down at the same time alas#I made this in like an hour can you tell djjdjd#I drew them all from memory so if there’s anything wrong…shhh#and if you’re wondering for April and Splinter#Both are Bisexual (female-leaning) but April is also Panromantic#I almost wanna make Splinter demiromantic too so Big Mama’s betrayal hits just a bit harder
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You have to understand. I don't "ship" Harry with the smoker on the balcony, I think whatever they have going on canonically is way funnier and touching than anything anyone could come up with.
There is so much within the dynamic itself. It’s a middle aged man and a younger man who are nothing alike and everything like each other. It’s the smoker being the person that kickstarts Harry’s sexuality journey anew, seeing Harry’s fascination with him and being amused by it because (aside from Harry being probably the first man in a while who’s managed to leave him dumbfounded in a positive way) the smoker *knows* what’s happening in Harry’s mind and as he puts it, it’s beautiful.
Don't get me wrong, the mutual attraction is there. The smoker flirts with Harry every other two lines (girl why the fuck are you flirting with a cop you're insane. I'm obsessed with you) yet makes fun of him in the same breath while Harry is absolutely clueless the whole time because he's too busy staring at his abs. Couldn't come up with anything funnier if I tried.
I love this high drama check, this is exaclty what it feels like to speak to clueless boomers who have no idea what they're talking about. Still, once Harry admits that he might be part of the "underground" as he puts it, the smoker is immediately excited and encourages him to think about it. It's very sweet.
(I know everyone has probably seen this dialogue 100 times by now but I love the phrasing here. literally twink_boutta_pounce.jpeg)
And as a side note I really like this emphaty check in response to Harry's little breakdown after the failed suggestion check the first time you meet him. The smoker like damn he just like me fr.
I don't think more smoker interactions were needed at all or that they would ever talk again post-game but it's interesting to think about what other converations they could have, even just so we could learn a bit more about him. They both have an interest in art. They're both stuck in a place they can't leave if they wanted to and yet find beauty in it, they both have regrets about past relationships. They both find talking with the other a charming experience in a way or another. If I want to be indulgent, they both could benefit from learning about what being gay means for a younger/older generation, especially since they both have such different life experiences with their identities.
It's all fanfic talk, and obviously no cops at pride and so on but their interactions did make me think about community and recognition through the other. A flirt for the sake of a flirt, a “maybe in another lifetime” but this lifetime is good too because they did meet and leave an impression on each other before parting ways. That's *beautiful* too.
#disco elysium#smoker on the balcony#harry du bois#they can boink too if you want them to I support you. honestly good for them#but overall I do think about the greater scope of their dynamic it's just. it's nice.#de meta#don't know where else to put this other observation but it's fun to look at how the smoker is framed from Harry's POV#I can't give specific examples bc it's basically all over the pov narration when talking to him#but it feels very femme fatale in a noir detective novel. it’s very refreshing to see that portrayed as a twink idk. I liked that detail#I mean you could argue that klassje is more of the femme fatale of the game and I’d agree with you#but harry’s bi he can have two of them. as a treat
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me if Mike isn’t gay/bi,in love with will byers,kisses will Byers and and turns out to just be a jerk with no internalised homophobia so he was just a dick to will in s3 for no reason:
#It’s just poor character development/writing tbh#He has to have internalised homophobia bc otherwise what was the point of it all???#Why was he so mean#I could rant forever as always but if he’s not gay or smth then WHY WAS HE SO MEAN😭😭#byler#stranger things#michael wheeler i know what you are#will byers#byler endgame#mike wheeler is gay#mike wheeler#byler is canon#miwi#michael wheeler is gay#bi mike#strangerthings#stranger things 3#stranger things s5#boy kisser#mike
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OKAY this is a follow-up to the anomaly!reader ask, but I was hit by the sudden realization of how perfect of a situation it is for a little somno 🤭 the first time you had to be unconscious for a test was def legitimate.. and he just really couldn't help his curiosity. Besides, no harm done, right? you wouldn't even remember him doing it and he was very polite about it, only touching you. and of course recording every detail about it in his journal. You're perhaps getting a little suspicious when it's the fourth time over the course of a month or so that a test requires you to be unconscious... But hey, Ford is trustworthy... Right?
tw // implied noncon, somno, implied pregnancy
ABSOLTELY!!! like ford convinces you that it's just a small check-up (since you're not allowed to go to the doctor anymore) and you end up falling asleep (he drugged you) and when you wake up, you feel weird and different. this happens constantly until you wake up nauseous and sore. this time ford keeps you awake to show you that you should NOT have trusted him to keep his hands off you
#minors dni#yandere#x reader#yandere x reader#gender neutral reader#tw noncon#implied pregnancy#also side note: mpreg is possible if ford puts his mind to it. sorry i just thought of this like....#one reason he would experiment on you would be to see if he could get a man pregnant#bi king!!#doesnt matter if ur afab or amab you WILL get pregnant#teehee
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My overall analysis on Sektor and Bi-Han’s relationship and how I still think a Bi han redemption is possible.
If you don’t wanna read all this let me know, I’ll give you a summary
#I’m sad about bireena yes but#it wasn’t my top concern#it’s no secret to anyone that bi han is my favorite character#all I wanted was for him to be redeemed#I suppose wishing for that is too early in the game though#I’m just sick of seeing him subjected to the same cycle every timeline. I wanna see him get better#bireena not being canon I could live with#but having her not be in his story at all is crazy#I don’t think he needs an enabler like sektor he needs a questioner like sareena#mortal Kombat#mk1 khaos reigns#I’m not delusional enough to believe that they will ever give us bireena but please fix my boy#I hope this is all a build up cause if this is what we’re stuck with I’m done with mortal kombat#and please for the love of all things good let him and kuai liang reconcile#or give us a flashback of them close as kids#I need the emotional weight to hit harder when they’re not getting along#we need show don’t tell bruh
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Sorry I forgot Hanneman suggested Byleth undress after they show up with a different hair color. And I miss Hanneman. And also while swapping between Houses and Hopes and seeing Hanneman pop up to help in a Hopes paralogue is just devastating since he doesn't ever actually join you at all and I am denied my old man rights.
So I had to draw this. Thank you for understanding.
#fe three houses#byleth#hanneman von essar#i like that Byleth just kinda stares at him and he realizes WHAT HE SAID and the implications and is like#step back uh forget that I said that#like man so zoned in on research he blurts that out and has to backtrack mentally to AH socially bad to say that my bad#if i need to tag this as anything lemme know even though it is a conversation in game basically (minus the marriage)#also if you have never married hanneman i genuinely enjoyed his s support and was VERY surprised and hes just#honestly one of my favorites overall in 3h ?? and im still bummed i cant play as him in thropes like thats just mean#also i think if byleth was like oh well if its awkward to see someone undress randomly#then marriage would solve the awkwardness this is truly the best deduction#which is really funny that i can see it happening with both leths despite my hc of them#with fyleth as bi and myleth as ace i think both would just be like AH cool we can avoid awkwardness by marriage#and hanneman just wants to go lie down in a ditch because he said something like that#and and byleth doesnt even know about religion while working at church school they dont know about school regulations#that wasnt really on their mind to check ok just saying you could tell byleth no to something#and then they just go oh school policies i understand unfortunately#and the person is like no we just meant its frowned upon to do archery practice in the tea garden its not technically illegal just dont??
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day 2: Royalty/Knight @mcyt-yuri-week
False, a knight famous for her ability to slay magical beings, was sent by her king to defeat the greatest threat of all - the fae. Here, she enters the faerie realm and is greeted by none other than the queen herself, waiting upon her forest throne.
Having grown up on tales of the fae and their evil trickery, False is surprised by how beautiful and kind the queen is, but isn’t going to let down her guard yet.
Queen Stress is rather impressed by this mortal who not only managed to find her way into the faerie realm, but is also brave (and foolish) enough to try and fight her! She has no intention of hurting False, and instead wants to teach her the mischievous ways of the fairies, get her to lighten up a bit and all that. And, well, if she tries to court the handsome knight along the way, who can blame her?
#im not sapphic (bi guy) but the world could always do with more gay women so i was like. might be fun to do yuri week!#i know for royalty/knight its usually a monarch and their protector and that is fun but i wanted to subvert that a bit#and have a knight who is actually sent to defeat that monarch. and also faerie queen stress is just perfect have you seen her hcvh outfit?#most of my art on here is quick doodles to get my ideas down but for this one i really wanted to go all out and create something nice#mcytyuriweekvalentines#mcyt#also this is days late oops but it still counts#fress#falsestress#i am not tagging a certain someone who is a tumblr user#stressmonster101#hermitcraft#hermitshipping#hermitshipblr#my art#not in this but i imagine iskall is also here as a fairy. he’s stress’ advisor / best friend / guy who does her dirty work on earth
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