#he can take it

[hguhie]

this might be a little bold to post on main

[idliketochill]

I want to boil shrimp Hong Lu

[vertigoartgore]

1987's Batman: Year One house ad art by David Mazzucchelli.

[vivaislenska]

No, I hate writing whump, what do you mean? I’d never write a 20k word TBB fic after HCing one specific whump scene. No! that’s so silly. I don’t like to try to draw it either!

Okay but the amount of time I spent making sure Padmé and Anakin are “causally picnicking in the BG” in the Naboo dilemma 😅 🧺

[simcardiac-arrested]

i sent some mean anons to wayback-san im sorry if it was too mean. I would love feedback

bullyign him ...

[thekendallkathryn]

T E A L

[seraphdreams]

Your local bunny is back, what do we think about about Choso begging his little bun to ride his face?

-🐇

he absolutely would ! it works perfectly for both parties involved . . choso’s a natural pussy pleaser so he wouldn’t mind stuffing his face between your legs from sunset to sunrise — and for you, you get to satiate that evergrowing desire while also having your sweet choso underneath you :( . . it’s super intimate and romantic for him !

[f4rgd]

I achieved something today and that's what counts.

[impishtubist]

Remus only bottoms cause he doesn't know how to use his dick

okay discord pals which one of you sent this to me 🤣

[gyubby99]

Anna: Between Ryder, Jack, Eugene, and Kristoff -- if you had to -- who would you punch?

Hiccup: No one! They're my friends. I wouldn't punch any of them.

Anna: Jack?

Hiccup: Yeah, but I don't know why.

[brokenbrxther-archived]

"I came back for you, don't be petty."

" oh, no pettiness here. i just thought i'd state a fact. " he smirked, leaning back against his seat as he took in the sight of her. there was always something about having katherine near that made him feel better even when she made him feel worse. he had no idea what to do with that feeling, but he wasn't walking away.

" can i ask why? why keep me? surely in the last hundred years you've met better people. people who'd die to be with you, people who'd do anything you ask of them. why always me? " it was a genuine question. stefan hardly thought there was anything special enough about him to force her to go through all she had.

@malka-lisitsa making stef wonder...

[godspouse]

SWERVE BE MEANER 📢📢📢📢📢📢

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Knowledge Revenge.

[batcavescolony]

Katniss is such an unreliable narrator. She says "Then something unexpected happens. At least, I don't expect it because I don't think of District 12 as a place that cares about me" girl you deliver strawberries to the Mayor, you hunt and trade for the district, when you fell at Prim being chosen someone caught you, when you went to Prim people parted for you, when you volunteered EVERYONE stopped. Idk how to tell you but I think you're a pillar of the community.

[emotional-piece-of-meat]

Duke spent all his childhood and most of his teenage years in a middle class family, so I like to think that he carried these habits into his rich life as well.

Example 1:

Duke: who the fuck is wasting our water? Do you know how expensive the bill will be next month?

Tim: Do you know that even if we had opened all the taps in the manor, Bruce would still have no problem paying for them for at least the next ninety years?

Duke, closing the faucet: yeah, what's your point?

Example 2:

Duke: It's literally a rip-off! Six dollars for a fucking yogourt?! Nah, let's go Cass, bet I can find an analog for three.

Cass, handing him the hundred dollar bill that Bruce gave them to buy two yogourts (he didn't know the price and just hoped that it was enough): ?

Duke, dragging her out of the store: It's a principle now, let's go.

Example 3:

Dick, accidentally dropping his phone: oopsie-

Duke, without thinking: of course, go on and break it. We are all billionaires here, aren't we?

Dick, pretty much confused: well, technically…

Duke: I see you, victim of capitalism.

He also constantly turns off the lights when someone leaves the room for more than 0,5 seconds, because it pisses him off.

[birdmenmanga]

they are putting yaoi in the city art museum and censoring nsfw content with heat-responsive material so you have to put your hands on it to see dick