#he asked for it

[melody-of-qinju]

Rafayel: UGH, There's something wrong with the cards!

MC: YEAH IT'S THE PERSON HOLDING THEM!!! >:'(

[lizzy-frizzle]

"Are you willing to talk about your dysphoria to help my class understand it?" *dumps 26 years of trans trauma on him*

[nando161mando]

He asked for it, he got it.

[valdotpng]

an accomplice turned victim his apology, long overdue

[pookapufferfish]

[juunipupu]

Knight and the enemy within

[mamatater]

The spouse is getting curious about tumblr

[inkskinned]

it's extremely critical that you see the photo of the perp walk for luigi mangione as being propaganda. i've seen so many people wave it off and instead fawn over his looks. and trust me, i know it ended up being kind of pathetic and weird - but please don't brush it off as a "modelling opportunity" for him. it's a fucking terrifying message the police are sending.

i want to make a few comparisons here, in case you're not from the US or familiar with why the perp walk thing is something to pay attention to. just to set the groundwork for why this is a purposeful, unusual, and cruel act by the nyc police - for why this is not a common occurrence and for why that matters.

the prosecution alleges the show of force is due to the charge of "terrorism." for comparison, in june 2015, tsarnaev was found guilty for the boston marathon bombing, which killed 3 people and injured hundreds. his actions are considered to be an act of domestic terrorism. i have spent the last hour looking through google for pictures of similar to mangione's perp walk - and so far, i have found zero. i also just do not personally remember a moment like that, despite living in boston at the time.

they allege that luigi is a stone-cold killer who carried out a longterm plan, making him particularly dangerous. again for comparison: in nyc, recently cory martin was found guilty of the killing of brandy odom. the murder was planned and premeditated to steal insurance money. and yet no staged perp walk. why didn't her life matter enough for a "show of force"?

but mangione gets paraded by a veritable army of police officers as if he is a rabid animal. for a single citizen who allegedly killed one other single citizen, the "largest perp walk ever" occurs.

so what is the "strong message" that the mayor and the police were trying to send here? the mayor speaks as if mangione is already convicted of terrorism. there is a very thin number of people who feel threatened by the CEO's death. none of us felt like mangione needs to be under massive armed guard.

the message is that you shouldn't resist. they are trying to "make an example" of him - that if you behave badly and kill a single rich person, you'll be treated as if you killed hundreds of people. you will be treated worse than a man who was found guilty of terrorism. you will be considered guilty without trial. the message is that the rich are a protected class, and you cannot touch them without massive punishment. they are trying to prevent a revolution by showing dominance and force against you.

the message is that the police are a puppet of the wealthy and that the law is not equally applied across class disparity. it is "some are more equal than others." it is "one life is more precious than another."

the show of force wasn't for luigi. it was for us. it was a warning. they are trying to remind us who is really in control.

[csphire]

Typical blame everyone else instead of take accountability for your own words Don the Con. He even demanded more time to rebuff her, too. What a dumbass.

Debate summary.

[stealingpotatoes]

i bring a "caesar's assassins mega-cringefailed if they were trying to get rid of tyranny and monarchies" vibe to the ides of march that literally nobody enjoys

[mimimar]

(open pages for better image quality)

the moment I heard elphaba's delivery of "there's a girl i know..." in i'm not that girl i knew i had to draw this comic, i strongly recommend listening to it while you read for the full experience!

this comic is a companion to this piece (which was inspired by glinda's delivery of the same line in the i'm not that girl reprise).

pages 1-4 are from elphie's pov, pages 5-8 are from glinda's.

prints of individual pages: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8

flower meanings in order of appearance:

[prlssprfctn]

Batsiblings convince Jason to get himself a cooking Tiktok account, and he gives in. To his surprise, he quickly gains millions of followers and a loyal auditory. The only problem? Jason has no idea that these people came here not necessary for recipes.

Jason: Geez, my followers had been pissing me off lately.

Dick, confused: Huh? Why?

Jason: They keep commenting ATE. Like, dude? Fucking where? I am not eating in my cooking videos. What is the fucking point?

Tim, choking: Oh my fucking God-

Jason, making an angry text post for his followers: YOU ALL. STOP COMMENTING "RAW". MY MEAT IS NOT RAW. I AM A PROPER COOK. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU???

Cassandra: Maybe it is time to tell him...

Tim, Steph, Duke, in unison: NO

Bruce, awkwardly trying to have a conversation with Jason: Hey, lad, how is your cooking blog is going?

Jason: Uh, people keep commenting cryptid messages. Like, the last time I was showing the right way to tenderise meat for chops because apparently it wasn't clear and someone requested the whole video? Anyway, I did it, and the whole comment section was writing me "in bed, on the floor, on the couch, on a chair, against the wall, against the window, against the door"... Like, why would I do that, not in the kitchen?

Bruce, no less clueless: Maybe it some kind of challenge. Kids love trying new stuff in extreme places nowadays.

Jason: Huh. Maybe. Thanks.

Bruce, just proud to have a proper conversation and somehow a help: Anytime, Jaylad!

Damian, who was unblissfully educated on the slang matter by Tim (because it was his responsibility as a big brother to traumatise him), with his eye twitching: ...None of these words were in Quran

[carnallyricky]

Sending selfies in the hopes he'll touch himself to them, or the idea of me >>>

Reblogging sub posts knowing full well if I had my way I'd fuck him so hard he'd be seeing stars

I love my car fantasies, some of my faves include the classic fucking him in the back seat, but some honorable mentions are him being my passenger prince and fingering him in the passenger seat and eating him out while he lays on the hood, preferably after we drove out to look at the stars or something dumb and romantic, it's MY fantasy shut up

Camping. Yes it's a real hobby of mine. So is thinking about fucking him the whole time. In the tent, out in the woods, by the campfire, by the river. Excuse me for being a slut

I never talk about this one, but boat. We're making it rock and I don't CARE who walks by

SO torn between forcing him to be so loud we're definitely heard, or keeping his sounds all to myself. Im selfish, I want them, but I also like the idea of showing off. Sue me

There have been times I've kept a slutty dress or outfit in my closet. Not because I can wear those things, but because I like to imagine wearing them for him. Private fashion show

Obviously, we know I like leashes and collars, I like to be owned, whatever. Insane about the idea of him yanking my leash while I fuck him

So many affirmations and praises ready to fall off my tongue as soon as I have him under me because he's the most gorgeous boy I've ever seen and he's so, so good

He's fucking bratty. He is, and it drives me crazy. He doesn't even do it on purpose, that's just how he is and it makes me want to jump him.

He will be marked, badly. So many marks. Neck is good, obviously, but inner thighs, hips, belly. Let me sink my teeth into you and latch on. Want to leave just enough of a bruise that he can press on it and be reminded of how I ruin him

Loooove the idea of him tied up. Arms and legs to the bed posts so he cant squirm away, just left at my mercy

A lot of the time he's talking and I can barely pay attention to the conversation because my head is so clouded with thoughts of kissing him senseless until we're just making out and moaning into each other's mouths

Not nearly as freaky but if we're walking together, you better believe my hand is going in his back pants pockets. Not sure why I like that one so much, but I do

Really like the IDEA of public stuff, hate the reality of the execution, but as a FANTASY I'm fingering him under restaurant tables, in changing rooms, in bathroom stalls, my car again but parked in some parking lot or someplace out in the open like that, a picnic at the park, like idk dude anywhere

Unironically edging is good. Soooo fun to think about driving him crazy by edging him, hate to see him cry but love the idea of it being from denial so I can kiss his tears away and finally give him relief

Begging. God, begging. I will fold so fast

I know I've mentioned anal before. Kind of fuck with the idea of putting on a show for him, if he wanted me to. Mutual masterbation, just the idea of him watching me, or me watching him is good too but id lose my composure too quickly

Not my reality right now but audios. I would send audios of me moaning his name ANY time of day, that would be so fun. HAVE moaned his name, whatever, im just saying shit I guess, very moanable name. Definitely want him to moan MY name, as silly as mine seems. I could hardly dream to recieve audios from him but I would probably die if I could

I said don't send me your porn, I didn't want it, I lied. Send me the shit you like and ask me to recreate it with you, the answer is yes. Yes yes yes yes yes I don't CARE what it is, I'll eat donuts out of your ass I don't CARE

Touching in the work bathroom. Yeah. Good fantasy, that one. Getting him so worked up he has to go to the restroom and take care of it. BIG bonus if he's actively texting me

Just thinking about making him horny and wanting ME makes my head so fogged I can't think straight at all, he can work me up so easily it's not even funny

Ok it's getting weird here, oviposition. Yeah. Just seems like it would feel good, idk. I have no real fantasy for this i think I would just try it. Hand on my stomach is hot. HIM trying it is very hot but only if he'd be down idk

Yeah ok this is obvious but the breeding kink is real, definitely need a squirting strap, with a KNOT, yeah. So much it leaks back out. Yeah

OH spit, I like spit. Sometimes I want to spit in his mouth, sometimes I want it the other way around. Idk. I can't explain the things i like I just know I like them

This is getting long. Anyways

Scissoring, sorry it's a classic.

Tit fucking, either way around doesn't matter to me

SIT on my face im not even playing around right now

I like the inappropriate polaroid in my wallet idea. I like it a lot

Suspension. I never talk about this, being suspended in air and being fucked. Either way around, super good

Kind of want him to ride but with the intention of him getting tired so I can take over

Going back to mouth stuff. Choking on tongue, so good. Fingers in mouth, so good. Cockwarming him, amazing, 10/10

I cant think of any more but there probably is. Whatever no regrets ✌

[cafffine]

my prof just explained on the syllabus that he’s included more points in the class than we needed to pass, so we could skip up like?? 20 small assignments/quizzes/participation!! and still get a very high grade!!

the idea was that we could focus on assignments that played to our strengths - only do the participation stuff if we like to talk out loud - only do the quizzes/readings if we want to do the class remotely - only do online discussions if we like to talk and share opinions but struggle with anxiety in class ect.

and that’s cool enough but then he pulled up DnD character sheets with drawings he’d done of these hypothetical student player classes and how our various accessibility needs could be gamified to ‘max out’ different aspects of the class to get high grades and like!!!!!

hell yeah!!!! let’s treat accessibility in higher education not just as a necessity but as the fun, engaging, and creative aspect of learning that it is!!! I love this!!

EDIT: For proper credit or further questions about his system please find my professor on twitter @/kurtishanlon

[pangur-and-grim]

one thing that took me embarrassingly long to learn is "sometimes when people say things, they will not be true."

I used to tell people about this revelation and they'd be like yeah.....duh.....but like, why wouldn't my base assumption be that you're communicating to me in a straightforward manner. anyway, I get scammed a lot.

[demi-pixellated]

new roomie? pls 🥺?