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What treats does cat Dust like? Can I give treats to Dust:D
Cat treats: <- in-universe salmon flavored cat treat (has a rough texture, like stale bread)
#dust sans#cat#food#food mention#he also likes hardboiled eggs#i should make a chart for what the little guys would do for hard boiled eggs#some of them aren't small but still#i love hardboiled eggs with a little bit of salt and also devilled eggs so much#cats can't have devilled eggs though so the chart would only be for hard boiled eggs#<- Killer would probably try to steal devilled eggs anyway (don't give him any he'll get a stomache)#i should've made the little shit an orange cat. would've fit him#queue
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Thinking about his wings
#he definitely has them#I wonder what he thinks of his new form (I imagine he digs it)#also wanted to try designing the egg bois#they hatched out of their shells like little hardboiled yolks and egg whites#but also golden egg motif#and top hat halos#I had so much fun with this#hazbin hotel spoilers#hazbin hotel#sir pentious#hazbin hotel fanart#my art
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one of my top columbo facts is that he just carries a salt shaker with him in his coat wherever he goes
#claire.txt#he uses his coat the way that people use purses#like does it at least have like a cap or something? please tell me it does#also he must just have hardboiled eggs specifically for when he has to go to work early in the morning which is such a mood
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Will there be a bagel in project ts? Very important question. Also is there any info about project ts like what kinda game it'll be? I only recently got Tumblr and found out you had an account on here and then found out that you're making another game! (Hope it goes well! I kinda want to get more into making games too especially after playing isat)
LAST TIME ON "adrienne talks about project TS"
it is my next project
"project TS" is its secret codename so i can do a cool title reveal at some point
its a romance/mystery visual novel made on renpy
release uuuuuh Not Right Now
the main character (let’s call her S) uses she/her, has a big hat, is a girlboss, does not like puns
another character (A) uses she/he and he's a lesbian
yet another (B) uses he/they and has a single gay earring
worldbuilding is somewhat wordplay based
magic system confirmed
girlloser confirmed
colors confirmed
noses confirmed
bagels deconfirmed (sorry)
no hot old people confirmed actually. side characters exist. so confirmed
hardboiled eggs confirmed
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you don't need a sous vide machine to sou vie! all you need is some plastic freezer bags and like, a cheap digital thermometer (and a pot for water). you might need to get finicky by adding water to the pot during the process to keep the water a consistent temp.
You: Ah, yes, Egg Guy! Guy who ate 15 raw eggs! Wow! Hey, you seem extremely reasonable and controlled and ludicrously hinged. Like, 20 goddamn hinges on you. More hinges than a door store. May I recommend carefully putting eggs in a bag, putting a thermometer in water, then boiling the egg bag while watching it carefully whilst it rises to temperature? Also keep in mind that any significant mistake in this process will simply result in the worlds largest and least appetizing hardboiled egg clusterfuck.
Me: Oh wow, what a wonderful idea. By the way, I seem to have dropped my pen. Yes, here, on the side of the line that says "Stand Back - He Bites." Yes, it refers to someone else. Yes, I am very scared he'll come back while I'm still in range. All the more reason for you to be a good chap and pick up the pen for me. That's right. Perfect.
Perfect.
#the one responses more unhinged are the ones from people telling me to visit japan just to eat raw eggs#“oh yeah i'll fly halfway across the fucking world for an egg”#“very reasonable”#why not make a pit stop in fucking greece for an olive too#visit india for one single mango#fuck you#i mean i love tumblr and i love you guys but also fuck you#and fuck your egg advice#i passed quantum mechanics#i am a radiation hardness engineer#my failures at not from a lack of knowledge#and frankly knowledge will not save the world#when i am bad#(and i am frequently bad)#it is not because i do not know good from evil#it is because at that moment i did not want good#i wanted evil#and i got it#and i sucked its yolk out#and if you can't imagine a world where people with knowledge and capability choose to be idiots sometimes#then you cannot imagine this world#which is not even a particularly interesting world to imagine#do better#love you all again#cannot emphasize the love enough#but i will kill the next person that tells me how to eat eggs#i will#do not test me#babylon-shitpost
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🎀🐍 MOVING ON (Pennylou comic series) 🐍🎀
[MASTERPOST]
Oof, this one almost broke me since A) Pen's crush on Cherri is a touchy subject for me and B) it's so sad to see my boy heartbroken, but he deserved that closure 🥹 I'm also quite proud of the writing in that one, hope you enjoyed it too. We're getting our first breakthrough towards mutual feelings 🤭
PS. Frank Jr is okay! While Emily bringing the eggies to life essentially transformed them into organic beings, I do like to think that them originally being made out of metal makes them a bit more sturdy, like hardboiled eggs maybe sbsbdbd
PS. PS. Yes I decided to make this Betty's natural lip color sksjdj she looked off without it, and if "everyone is hot" to quote their local twink, who's to say you can't have permanent makeup in Heaven 😆
#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel oc#betty lou hazbin oc#sir pentious#cherri bomb#egg boiz#egg boiz 2.0#sir pentious x oc#pennylou 🎀🐍#selfship#hazbin selfship#oc x canon#devi's art
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the space between us three (jyh) | one.
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⇢summary: while juggling the demands of life, yunho continues to do his best to raise his independent 11 yr old daughter, seora. throughout the years, they've built a strong foundation, an unbreakable bond— one that consists of late night talks and food runs, father/daughter dates, and sideline cheerleading at her basketball games. so when you unexpectedly come into their world, things shift. despite the uncertainty and the fear of stepping outside of their comfort zone, yunho and seora eventually learn how to open their hearts and learn how to rebuild a home where three can thrive together.
⇢pairing: single dad!yunho x f. reader
⇢genre: (18+ - minors dni) strangers to lovers, single dad au | fluff, angst, eventual smut
⇢word count: 7k
⇢chapter content/warnings: not much - just a basic intro to yunho x seora, yunho is 31 and seora is 11, cussing, mentions of character death, mentions of a tragic car accident by drunk driving, mentions of casual relationships (not yunho), mentions of distant/unsupportive parents
⇢a/n: it's finally here! i hope you all enjoy this journey and tysm for coming along! i'm not sure what the update schedule will be for this, but i'll try my best to update in between wildfire; this series came to me suddenly so i barely did any prior planning or writing. 😭 anywho, ty again for your support on this! <33
"Seora." Yunho calls her name one last time as he pops in two toaster strudels into the toaster. He lets out a small sigh, pausing when he doesn't hear any movements coming from her room. Just as he finishes getting his coffee together, he turns on his heel to head back down the hallway to check on his 11-year old daughter.
"I'm up." She mumbles, dragging herself across the hallway and into the bathroom. Yunho stands there for a minute, doing a slight head tilt before heading back to the kitchen.
"Well, that was slightly easy today." He finishes packing her lunch [some quickly made spam masubi], making sure she has all her favorite snacks tucked neatly in her lunch box. He nibbles onto some hardboiled eggs he made for himself, plopping Seora's toaster strudels onto a plate. She takes about a good 30 minutes before she's out and dressed in her uniform, hair neatly brushed and pulled back into a low ponytail. "Morning." He hands her the plate after she pours herself some milk. "How'd you sleep?"
"Fine, I guess." She sits and takes a bite before looking at her dad, leaning against the counter. "Just wish it was still the weekend." Yunho chuckles.
"Told you to stop sleeping late. Scrolling through TikTok and all that mess."
"Dad. I beg to differ." She says so matter-of-factly. "I get a lot from TikTok. If anything, I'm up late cause I'm learning."
"Please. You could also learn alot from those books you carry into the school I pay heavily for."
"Yes, okay, but I learn other things. Like how to do cute hairstyles for myself. How to cook one pot dishes. What's important in an emergency kit. How to file taxes. Ou, and let's not forget the cool goodies on TikTok shop—"
"Why would you learn filing taxes on there?" Yunho furrows his brows. "It's not even something you need to worry about now."
"It's helping me prepare for the real world." She cocks a brow up and turns slightly. "What if you get too busy and forget to teach me?"
"Like you're not gonna pick up the phone to call me and have me do it for you when you get older." Yunho crosses his arms and leans back against the counter.
"See, no. I'll learn."
"Jeez, times really have changed."
"You're only 31 but you sure sound like you're turning 80." She looks at him with a small teasing smile even though he's squinting his eyes at her.
"I'll just act like you didn't say that." He playfully scoffs.
"Dad, don't you ever go on Instagram or Twitter? Anything?"
"Not like I used to. My Instagram is probably collecting cobwebs." She chuckles. "I just don't find it useful."
"I mean, you can see what your friends are up to. Like Uncle Hwa or Uncle Mingi. They post alot, no?"
"Your uncles don't even do anything fun. They aren't even fun."
"Uncle Mingi travels a lot!" Yunho shrugs and nods in agreement. "Anyway, there's also good resources on there, actually."
"I would have never thought Twitter or Instagram could be categorized as resources."
"Pushing 85 now." He's playfully rolling his eyes now.
"Hurry and eat so we can get you to school on time." He checks his watch. "You have practice today, right?"
"Mhm."
"Are you riding home with Chan-mi?"
"Yup!"
"Sorry, ace. I'll be home a bit after you, okay?" Seora smiles toothlessly at her father when she hears the beloved nickname slip from his lips. It had been a long time coming with that nickname, but Seora loves every bit of it. She knows it's her dad's way of saying he's proud of her in every way; all the good grades she gets, the games she plays, the hard days in and out of practice.
She is his ace, his everything.
"No big." She cleans up her plate and drinks the rest of her milk before washing her dishes.
"Text me what you want for dinner later." She nods, facing him after setting the dishes on the rack.
"Ready." She throws her backpack strap over her shoulder.
"Alright." He grabs his bag and his thermos before handing Seora her lunch bag. He takes one last look around the kitchen to make sure all is good and unplugged before heading out the door to the car. Seora is patiently waiting at the passenger's door, already scrolling away on her phone.
"Goodmorning you two!" Auntie Love, the next door neighbor, calls out. Yunho and Seora have grown a fond, wholesome relationship with their neighbors— they call themselves Auntie Love and Uncle Po. Despite having that relationship, Yunho feels like he doesn't know much about them besides the fact that their kids are grown and off doing their own thing— barely visiting cause of busy lives. At least, he's never seen them visit while he's around. They're sweet, and they always bring over food and check up on Seora when she's home alone while Yunho is still finishing up at work. "Where's my sweet girl?" Auntie Love comes running out in her pajamas just to give Seora a big bear hug. "Yunho, she grows more and more beautiful every day."
"Yeah she does, and the attitude grows, too!" She laughs just as he hops in the driver's seat, waving them off for the day.
"Dad." She buckles her seatbelt at the same time as he father, giving him the green light to drive off.
"That's me." Seora snorts. "What's up?"
"Have you ever met Auntie Love and Uncle Po's kids?"
"Never." Granted, Yunho and Seora just moved to their current spot about a year and a half ago, starting fresh in a smaller house that would be perfect for the two of them. But, he does find it a little odd that he's never even ran into them once. "I know they exist, I just never see them when I'm around. It's also kinda crazy cause Auntie Love said her daughter works at the same hospital as me, but it's such a huge hospital, I don't think we'd ever cross paths."
"That's pretty crazy if you did and you just didn't know it." Seora looks out the window. "I wonder why they don't visit often. They seem like such cool parents."
"People get busy and have their own lives to end to. Plus, the sad thing about parenting is that we prepare our kids to tough it out in the world without us." Yunho playfully pinches her cheeks, making her laugh a bit.
"I'll always need you." Yunho smiles.
"You say that now, but once you find your footing in the world and someone who will take care of you, I'll be a long distant memory."
"Stop. Don't say that. I'll always need you." She repeats, tugging onto his free arm and hugging onto it like a koala. Yunho laughs at her as she continues to tug on his arm, giving it a few more playful tugs before she's letting go. "Dad."
"Yes?"
"Can you take me and my friends shopping this weekend?"
"Oh, so that's why you were being that way?" He pokes fun at her and she laughs.
"No! It's obviously because I love you."
"I love you, too." He smiles. "What're you guys trying to do?"
"I wanna buy more stuff for my scrapbook. Like stickers and stuff. And they just wanna walk around an shop. Do cute girly things." She shimmies a bit in her seat.
"Don't you have a ton of scrapbooking supplies sitting on your desk?" Yunho flawlessly turns down the street, approaching the lot to her school.
"I'm running through them. Plus, I need more highlighters and pens. And there's a new edition of the sticker books I buy." She pouts and pleads. "Please, please, please!"
"Seora." He laughs. "Yeah, cause you could certainly use more." He jokes. "Sure. Just let me know. But!"
"But?" She looks at him.
"As long as I can drag one of your uncles along."
"Duh." She laughs. "You're the best." She mumbles as she types away on her phone, Yunho pulling into a spot to walk her towards the school entrance. He helps her with her backpack, duffle bag and lunch bag, trailing behind his daughter with his hands in his pockets. He greets a few parents and teachers, pausing in his tracks just as they get to the steps. She turns to look at him, a smile on her face. Yunho looks at her and still can't believe his babygirl is already 11, going on 12 soon. She's tall, just like her father. She's got the same eyes and smile, but she definitely has similarities to Eunha. She's become quite the athlete, head deep in her books.
Time sure flies.
"See you later, ace. Have a good day at school and practice, k? Remember, text me when you get home and what you're craving for dinner." She nods, throwing her arms around her dad before they do their little handshake.
"I will. Have a good day too, gramps." He rolls his eyes again and shakes his head as he watches her walk up the steps and disappear into the main lobby of the school.
"Goodmorning Yunho." One of the moms passing by waves and smiles sweetly at him, tucking a strand of hair behind her ear as she tries to keep her blushing subtle. He gives her a simple nod of acknowledgement with a tiny smile, slipping into his car to head to work.
Yunho can't really remember the time he went on a real date.
He has met a few women, but super casually. He didn't really feel anything special with anyone, and he's someone who loves to connect with people. Otherwise, he finds it to be a waste of time. He's not sure how people [aka Uncle Mingi and Uncle Seonghwa] slept around without getting attached; he doesn't think he could pull it off the same way.
Plus, he comes with a forever plus one. His Seora, his babygirl, his ace. And he will always put her before anything, anyone.
Maybe Yunho was just numb. Losing Eunha was the hardest thing he's ever had to endure, and he still feels it 'till this day, as if that accident was yesterday. Seora had been shy over 4 years old when she was tragically struck by an oncoming drunk driver, leaving her car to flip off the highway. Seora barely got to live her life with her mother and that's what aches the most for Yunho. He knows she's fine, and he knows he's tried his best all these years to help shape her into who she is today. But, he knows there is a part of her that misses her mother terribly, that yearns for a mother's love even though Yunho has done everything he can to fill the shoes for both.
So, he thinks about that when he goes on dates. He could never replace Eunha, but he also knows him and Seora are good with where they're at. No one else needed to come into the mix to disrupt their flow for now. Although, he yearns for love too, though. He is scared, but he is equally sad that the truest, most raw form of love he's ever experienced was stripped away from him so fast— he barely got to indulge in Eunha being there as his wife. He's not sure if he'll ever move past it, even though Seonghwa and Mingi tell him time and time again that he deserves to experience love despite everything that's happened.
That he's still deserving of it, and that he should try to open his heart up to it.
He isn't sure how Seora would be though, and that's the most important thing for him. Because he just wants his daughter to be happy. He will always put her first.
When he drives off to work, he pulls into the staff garage and flashes his badge to the security guard waiting at the booth. He drives down to the 2nd level before he's able to find a spot and reverses into it flawlessly. He shuts off the car and grabs his backpack, heading straight to the stairs to bring him back up to the ground level and entrance of the main hospital.
The main hospital has 8 floors, with the emergency room off to the side and valet at the front for patient pickup. It's connected to an adjacent building, the older hospital— which has 3 floors and the older emergency room at the back end of the building. The pediatrics hospital is right behind the main hospital but there isn't a bridge connecting the two; staff typically have to take a 5-10 minute walk over if they need anything on that end. Along the ways are food trucks and mobile coffee trucks, with cafeterias and smaller cafés and shops situated inside the buildings itself.
The hospital is huge and could literally float and function as its own island if it wanted to.
"Morning, Yunho!" One of the front desk staff members greets him. Yunho sends them a small salute, before smiling and responding back.
"Goodmorning!" Yunho's dressed in jeans and a thick black sweater, the colder weather slowly making its way in at this time of the year. He heads up to the second floor, his office nestled in the corner of the huge office space dedicated to his IT team and part of the administrative team. He greets everyone goodmorning on the way over, setting his things down before he comes out to chat a bit with his team members.
"Yo." He leans against an empty desk while sipping on his coffee.
"Sup boss." Taehyun swings around in his chair, while his other two coworkers, Kyung-soo and Jihoon plop into their chairs. "How's it going?"
"Alright, not too bad." Yunho chuckles. "How about you?"
"All good, can't complain." His main team is made up of 10 people— Taehyun being the team lead, the others branching into specifics like system administrators, helpdesk techs and cybersecurity. His team alone supports a few departments since the hospital is so huge— other IT teams are spread out to cover other remaining wings; plus, the older hospital and the pediatrics corner. From time to time, they'll hop in and help if needed. Without Taehyun's help triaging and prioritizing certain tasks, Yunho wouldn't be able to focus on the high-level aspects of his job. Of course, their team meshes with so many different departments within the hospital— they're all involved deeply in current ongoing and new developments.
"Didn't seem like we got too many tickets last night? Any urgent action items come up in the last hour or so?" Taehyun shakes his head.
"Not really. We've been sorting through and closing out those tickets. Most have been quick fixes." Yunho nods.
"Sounds good. I gotta work on that new clinical project that's opening up on the fifth floor soon. Might loop some of you guys in to help with the Epic implementation and other tweaks we might need to incorporate for patient ordering."
"Aye! They're finally moving forward with it?" Yunho chuckles.
"Yeah, I guess they've slowly been recruiting patients for their program so they've been moving at a quick pace for the space and everything."
"Sick, that'll be a big project."
"Yup, already starting to feel like it. Thanks for handling those tickets. If we can make sure we stay on top of the queue and help get the AV system going for the board meeting happening in the next hour, that would be great." Yunho goes through a few other priorities he needs his team members to focus on, thanking them for all their hardwork before excusing himself to the office and beginning his own project planning and schedule organization.
He's got a few higher-level meetings to hop into, especially to debrief about the new clinical department opening up and its current timeline. He also needs to set some time aside to brainstorm the data migration request he got a few days ago for another department, along with figuring out how to structure this new department's servers, bandwidth and storage.
It doesn't sound like much, but Yunho definitely has his day cut out for him.
And as he expected, he's barely getting a moment to breathe. Especially when Taehyun pulls him into an urgent server issue that has him thinking on his feet for close to 15 minutes until he realizes the best way to move forward without any major data loss. Then, he's making it to the next meeting but he is already exhausted and hungry. He doesn't get the chance to grab lunch until 1:30pm— Yunho rushing over to the cafeteria to grab today's lunch special before they stop offering hot food.
"Today ended up being a lot busier than expected." Yunho mumbles as he slips into a seat, Taehyun and Jihoon following suit in the spaces in front of him.
"Seriously. Thanks for your help with the servers."
"All good." Yunho chuckles. "Sooner or later, we'll find better ways to tackle those issues. I know we're gonna have to work on upgrades soon."
"Agreed. And it's probably about time." Jihoon chimes in. "I know we were kinda brushing it off for a bit but I'm slowly seeing it crumble." Yunho nods.
"Nah, I agree. I'll think about it over the next few days. Let me know if you guys have any ideas." Yunho sips his water. "I'll also need your help for the clinical project a lot sooner than expected. I'll forward any invites so you two can start attending meetings. It'll be good for you to get involved now so you have a better idea of the setting and the trials taking place in this new department."
"Sounds good! Let me know if you need anything else, we'll be happy to help out." Yunho smiles and cocks his head to the side.
"Thanks. How's everything else been with you guys? I've been going through candidates, but I expect us to interview and wrap up the whole thing by next month. We'll get some extra help."
"Thanks, boss. That's good to hear." Taehyun hums. "And hm, I think everyone's completely fine and taking it day by day. No one seems to be unhappy."
"We've got a good team and good people around us so I can't complain either. Days are busy but wouldn't want it any other way." Jihoon takes a spoonful of food into his mouth and shrugs. "Got a good manager." He points at Yunho.
"Well, least I'm doing something right?" Taehyun laughs and shakes his head.
"Have a little faith, will you?" Taehyun smiles. "The team doesn't go anywhere without you."
"I think it's the other way around for sure."
"Hey." Seonghwa pops in and sits next to Yunho. Taehyun and Jihoon nod at Seonghwa and send their usual greetings, Yunho knitting his brows at how flustered he looks.
"You okay? Should I even ask?" Seonghwa shakes his head.
"Just tired." Seonghwa takes a bite of the sandwich he brought over. "This health fair we've been planning is driving me crazy. Vendors have been too flakey and our deadline to finalize everything is next week. Plus, I gotta get those interviews and articles done for the new department by next week, too." Seonghwa is one of the marketing and communications managers for the hospital. He had been working here for a bit longer than Yunho, and actually introduced him to the hiring manager and IT director when they were in dire need of building a new team to support the growth of the new main hospital. They had both been working there for a couple of years, Seonghwa organically growing from the bottom up since he had started. Yunho respects him alot [besides the fact that he's one of his bestfriends], and admires his work ethic. Seonghwa is probably one of the constants in his life that helps push him to where he needs to be and serves as a reminder that he needs to keep going regardless of what life brings to the table.
"I bet you're hella roped into the fine details for that." Taehyun says.
"Yeah, and it doesn't help that the core faculty members are all crazy busy. They're all psychiatrists and neurosurgeons. I can barely get them to respond about meeting with me to talk about it." Seonghwa sighs. "Anyway, that's all. I just needed to let that out, so thanks." They all chuckle.
"Yeah." Yunho looks at him. "Going to that huge introductory meeting later this week then?"
"Mhm."
"By the way, how's you and Seora?" Taehyun asks.
"My ace!" Seonghwa adds.
"We're as good as we can be." Yunho smiles, eyes looking down at the polaroid on the back of his phone that Seora slipped in. It's a picture of them two at the amusement park, wearing cute headbands per her request.
"That's good. School and basketball still treating her okay?" Yunho nods. "Cool. I'm glad you're doing okay. I just wasn't sure when I could ask since you've been so busy."
"You can always pop into my office." Yunho laughs. "But, thank you. I appreciate you guys for asking and for all your help."
"Does she have a game soon?" Seonghwa cuts in to ask.
"Think so. Pretty sure."
"Let me know. I'll try and make it." Seonghwa's eyes are traveling across the room, situated on a person as they grab their lunch and sit at a table on the opposite end of the room.
"How's that going?" Yunho follows his gaze and lets out a small laugh. Jihoon and Taehyun can't help themselves either, subtly looking over their shoulder to see what has gotten Seonghwa all quiet. It's Yoori, one of the Directors of Space and Planning, and the same girl he had been seeing recently.
"I dunno. It's alright I guess."
"Do you think you'll end up in something serious with her?"
"No." Seonghwa chuckles it off, but internally, he's torn between keeping Yoori as his past-time or his full-time.
"She seems to like you a lot already." Yunho continues to look at Yoori as she talks to her coworkers. She's about 4 years older than them. Was in a long term relationship that ended a few months ago, according to Seonghwa. He thought it was a good opportunity to get to know her and have some fun, assuming she wouldn't be ready for a relationship. He might've been wrong because yeah, she does like him a lot already. She's been hinting at it a lot. It's not that Seonghwa can't see them being something serious— he's just not sure if he's ready to jump into that or take that road right now.
He likes his independence and he likes having fun, he's not gonna lie about it.
"Yeah, but we already talked about where we were at and she agreed on it, so."
"Uh huh.." Yunho responds. "You know, it's okay to want something serious." He chuckles. But, before Seonghwa can respond, he nods towards the aisle ahead.
"Hm." Seonghwa hums. "Speaking of something serious to get into."
"Hey Yunho!" One of the nurses, Ara, passes by with her friends, smiling at him. "Seonghwa, Taehyun, Jihoon." She gives them nods of acknowledgements.
"Sup!" They all say in their own way.
"Hey Ara." He looks up at her.
"Haven't seen you around for awhile?"
"Just been running around is all."
"Locked up in his office actually—" Taehyun says, causing Yunho to press on his foot under the table. "Ouch— yeah, we've all been busy."
"I see." She giggles. "How's Seora?"
"Good!"
"Give her a big hug for me." Ara smiles. "We should definitely grab some dinner one day and hang out. Bring Seora, too!"
"For sure! Sounds fun."
"See you around then, maybe?" She subtly bites onto her bottom lip as her friends giggle away and hurry along to a table.
"Yeah, I'll see you." She waves for one last goodbye before reuniting with her friends. Seonghwa lets out a small snort, while Taehyun and Jihoon quietly poke away at their food with a smirk growing on their lips.
"Um, so." Jihoon laughs when he's the first to break the silence. "She's definitely interested."
"And Yunho definitely should take the opportunity." Seonghwa responds right away, making Yunho shake his head.
"Nah."
"Why not? She's literally opening the door in front of you. Doesn't hurt to try."
"Could be fun. Doesn't have to be serious." Jihoon adds. "She's cute."
"You should see where it takes you. No harm in letting it go if it doesn't pan out as expected." Taehyun also adds his two cents.
"Was not expecting to get lectured by you three during lunch." They laugh.
"Seriously." Seonghwa looks at him. "It's been awhile since you've went on a date. Just see where it goes." Yunho stays silent as he pokes at his food, thinking about the whole thing. It couldn't hurt just to see where it'd take him— and quite frankly, he could use someone new to talk to and hang out with. It doesn't necessarily mean it needs to work out into anything. "I will literally sit at home with Seora and keep her occupied when you take Ara out." Yunho sighs and finally meets his gaze.
"Really now? I'm holding you to it."
"Yes! Not like I haven't before. Could use time to hangout with my ace and bring back the favorite uncle title." Yunho chuckles.
"Yeah, gotta say. Mingi has been taking over." Yunho says just to rile him up even though there's no such thing for Seora; she loves her uncles equally.
"Well, fuck Mingi." Taehyun and Jihoon laugh. "Ask her later. Or tomorrow. Promise me. It doesn't have to turn into anything but at least get out of the house and hang out with a fresh face." Seonghwa turns back to his food. "But for your sake, I hope it does." He mumbles, causing Yunho to nudge him.
"Fine, but no promises on a specific outcome."
"My job here is done." Seonghwa sips on his soda and tosses a crumpled napkin into the sandwich wrapper.
"Shoulda known."
"I was just gonna catch up with you guys, not my fault she happened to walk by at the same time." Seonghwa chuckles and stands. "Gotta get back to my desk and start pressing people for answers. See you guys around." He stands and grabs his trash, making his way to the trash can before walking off out of the cafeteria.
"He's right." Taehyun shrugs. "Gotta try and see where it goes. You deserve to take a break and have some fun. You always work so damn hard."
"And we all know how much Seora means to you and comes first, but you gotta think about yourself, too." Yunho chuckles as he takes his last forkful and sits back in his seat.
"Thanks guys."
"Just looking out for you." Jihoon stretches. "Anyway, time to head back?"
"Yup. I gotta get ready for my next meeting." They all stand and slowly make their way out of the cafeteria, throwing their trash into the appropriate bins.
Yunho's day ends a little after 5:45pm, which is when rush hour hits. He's heading downtown to pick up the food Seora requested, making sure to place the order ahead of time so he can just pick it up and go. As expected, he hits traffic and it takes him an extra 15 minutes to get deep into downtown. It's crazy everywhere, and all Yunho can do is look forward to getting home.
seora: daddy-o i am home
seora: honey-soy glazed fried chicken and kimchi fried rice from chick'n coop pls!
seora: pls pls pls <3333 love youuu
Luckily, he's able to snag a spot in front of the restaurant. It's a 15 minute spot, so he quickly runs in and grabs the food, thanking the friendly staff before running out and getting back into the car. He's not entirely excited about the trek home in all this chaos, but he finds it worth it when he reminds himself of how happy Seora will be when he gets home with her current craving.
So, his usual 30 min drive home ends up being 45 from inner downtown with all the traffic. He parks his car out front before grabbing his things and pulling on his car handle to make sure the doors are locked. When Yunho unlocks the front door, the house is quiet but it doesn't worry him one bit because he knows exactly where Seora is. He kicks off his shoes, setting the bag of food down on the counter before placing his bag down on a dining table chair. He turns down the hallway towards Seora's room, her door slightly ajar. He gives it a few knocks before he's poking his head in, finding her deep in her books at her desk— those huge Bose headphones she asked for last Christmas sitting on her head while she works on her homework.
"Ace." She surprisingly turns her head towards the door, but it's probably because she felt her father's looming figure standing there. She smiles and shoves off her headphones, playfully jumping on her dad while he wraps his arms around her and hugs her tightly.
"You're home!" Yunho laughs as she gently hops off.
"How was school and practice?" She shrugs, walking back to her desk.
"Um, it was okay? The usual."
"Got lots of homework?" She shakes her head.
"Not really. I'm about to finish up!"
"Why don't you wrap it up so we can have dinner and watch our show together?" She chuckles.
"Okay. I'll be out in a sec." Yunho nods, shutting her door before heading out to wash up and get comfy for the evening. He heads to his room and takes a piping hot shower before completing his routine and slipping into a shirt and some flannel pajamas. He heads into the kitchen to unpack dinner, setting out the plates and utensils for him and Seora. He's not usually a stickler about these things— there are days when the two of them sit at the table and talk about everything and anything, then there's days where they'll plop onto the living room floor to eat at the coffee table and watch a show or movie. Any moment spent with Seora is a cherished moment for Yunho, and he'll never take any of it for granted;
Not when she's growing up so damn fast.
Yunho remembers when Seora was born— him and Eunha were shy over 20 years old. Young, dumb and naive; so incredibly unsure of how they'd move forward with having a child so young, how they'd make it without the support they hoped to have. Both their parents didn't think they were ready and tried to force other agendas on them, ones that didn't include being in Seora's life and Eunha was almost convinced it was the better route solely because of all the noise and talk in her ear. But, Yunho didn't want any of it at all. He wanted to be in Seora's life, he wanted to raise her, he wanted to go through life's ups and downs with her— even if that meant their parents wouldn't agree and would cut off ties.
All that mattered was Seora and Eunha.
So, they had her. Yunho and Eunha had the hardest, most challenging time trying to work to get by, all while finishing school over the years. They packed up and moved to different in-laws, renting rooms in random homes until they could afford a tiny studio to build in for awhile. They pushed through no matter how rough it got because they were both on the same page and understood the end goal: providing for Seora and being able to give her a comfortable life. Their parents weren't the happiest; hence, the disconnect between Seora and both her grandparents. When Eunha passed, her parents cut off ties completely because they claimed it was too painful to. Yunho's parents on the other hand, will see their granddaughter once in a blue moon over a quick meal. Otherwise, they send over birthday and holiday cards with extra cash wishing her the best. Yunho doesn't really have a great relationship with them anyway, and when he does manage to have dinner with them, he tries to keep it civil.
Keyword: tries.
Things changed when Seora hit 7 years old and was smart enough to pick up on their cues. She realized her grandparents didn't really wanna be a part of her life like that and that was hurtful for Yunho to see. She'd question why they weren't there to see her exceed during the sports competitions in summer camp, she'd question why they wouldn't go to her little school dance recitals. She'd question why they weren't there when she'd win Student of the Month or when they'd have fall and spring family festivals.
She questioned why they weren't there and Yunho didn't have an answer for her.
But, since they are his parents, he tries to keep that window open out of respect. In the end, he knows it would truly just be them two against the world, and that was completely fine. Yunho made it this far throughout all the trials and tribulations— he's sure he can handle anything else that comes their way.
"Yay!" Seora squeals when she comes out into the living room and plops next to her dad on the floor. "Thank you." She smiles at him and he chuckles.
"You're welcome. Good choice for dinner." She begins to plop some fried rice onto her plate, followed by pieces of the honey-soy glazed chicken wings.
"Been craving it for so long."
"You could've just asked for it." Yunho switches it to their favorite zombie apocalypse show.
"I know, but I know you have long days at work so I feel bad for asking you to stop by."
"I appreciate that." Yunho laughs. "But, I want you to know that I don't mind, okay? Just let me know and I'll make the stop."
"You really are the best." She mutters just as she takes a bite into her chicken.
"You know what we haven't done in awhile?"
"Hm?" Her eyes widen at the scene, and she lets out a small 'oh my god, run!' in between.
"We haven't gone out for our usual father/daughter dates."
"You're right." She takes a spoonful of rice into her mouth. "Can we go next weekend? I think I have a game that Saturday, but in the morning."
"Yeah, what do you wanna do?" She grabs the remote to pause the show.
"Hold on, I need to think about this." She looks up in thought. "I wanna go to the movies to catch Wicked. But, I wanna go to the theater that has the cute suites with the couches inside."
"Okay. But, let me get this straight." Yunho laughs and takes a sip of his beer. "You wanna do that with me and not your friends?"
"They're surprisingly not all that into it. We might later on, but I definitely wanna watch it with you cause I know you'll enjoy it either way." Yunho nods.
"What else? More shopping? More eating out?"
"They opened up that new dog café downtown."
"Let's go then."
"Bbq after it all?"
"Sounds like a good date to me."
"Dad, for the next-next one, we should drive somewhere or do something outdoorsy or active. Like those indoor rock climbing gyms."
"Woah." He laughs loudly. "Yeah, actually. We should. I'll start planning something for a weekend you don't have any games."
"Woohoo! Sick. Now I can beat you at rock climbing and rub it in your face." She claps and gently headbutts her dad's arm before resuming the show.
"Seora." Yunho looks over at her with a fond smile.
"Uh huh? Holy crap—" She responds to the show before quickly glancing over at him, then back to the TV. "Yeah, dad?"
"Love you." He makes it a point to always remind her because he doesn't want her to feel like she's lacking in love anywhere, despite no longer having her mother or her grandparents around. He is hoping he's enough to fill their shoes. "You know that, right?" He gently tickles her and she squeals.
"Yes! Oh my god, don't do that!" He laughs. "I love you too." Yunho sits back against the couch and fully immerses himself in dinner and the show— responding just as animatedly as Seora. They get through about four 50-min episodes, a little bit into the fifth before Seora is beginning to yawn like crazy, almost falling asleep on the opposite end of the couch.
"Ace." Yunho gently shakes her by the shoulder after pausing the show and slowly cleaning up the coffee table.
"I'm definitely not falling asleep." He snorts.
"You sure are. We'll pick this up again tomorrow. You had a long day." She sits up and yawns, stretching before she rubs at her eyes.
"Practice killed me today. Coach had us running suicides up and down the court for warm up."
"That's a good way to start practice." She nods and sleepily begins her walk off to the bathroom to brush her teeth and do her nightly routine.
"I'm off!"
"Goodnight, sleep well. Don't stay up on your phone for too long."
"I won't, I won't. Actually—" She lazily pauses and walks back to give Yunho a hug. "Night dad." He playfully squeezes her before planting a chaste kiss to the top of her head and ruffling her hair.
"Night." He watches her finally walk off to the bathroom before turning his attention to the dishes in the sink. He takes his time washing them thoroughly before wiping down the kitchen counters, the dining table and living room coffee table. He slips the leftovers into Seora's tupperware for lunch tomorrow, prepping snacks for himself and Seora to take as well.
He'll probably head to the cafeteria and buy himself something to eat.
Once he's satisfied with his cleaning, he shuts off the lights and double checks the doors before heading into his room on the opposite side of Seora's. He lets out a sigh, exhaustion fully hitting him at this time. He gets himself ready for bed, brushing his teeth and doing his final round of skincare before plopping onto his bed and turning on his own TV. He lowers the volume slightly, the TV now just giving off soft background noise to fill the void. Before he could really settle in, his phone rings— a call coming in from his other bestfriend.
"What?" Mingi scoffs hearing Yunho's greeting.
"You're such a dick, you know that?" Yunho laughs as Mingi continues to whine. "I called to check on you and that's all I get?"
"Jesus, relax. What's wrong?"
"I'm just saying! You didn't even text me back."
"Sorry, I got caught up. Work was busy today, then I stopped by to grab some food Seora's been craving. We were watching our show all night and just finished up not too long ago." Yunho briefly puts him on speaker phone to check Mingi's text.
mingi: wanna do something this weekend?
"I just asked if you wanted to do something this weekend." Yunho responds anyway, just to give him what he wants.
yunho: no
"Well, okay. It doesn't even matter anymore, why are you responding now?!" Mingi's voice turns up a pitch.
"You wanted me to text you back." Yunho laughs. "No can do anyway. I told Seora I'd take her and the girls shopping. Unless.. you wanna tag along?"
"How sweet. You want me to keep you company?"
"We can go on our own date while they shop." Mingi chuckles.
"Yeah, sure."
"What did you have in mind originally?"
"Just walking around the city or grabbing dinner. Nothing too fancy."
"What's Hwa doing? Saw him earlier but didn't really get a chance to ask."
"Hanging out with that girl he's been talking to for a two weeks and three days. What's her name? Yoori?"
"Mhm. You're oddly specific." Yunho snorts.
"I don't think it'll last, if I'm being honest." Mingi laughs.
"He's having fun."
"As with the others. Anyway. When's ace's next game?"
"The following Saturday. I gotta check the exact time, but it's an early one. Was planning to take her out afterwards."
"No invite to that?"
"No, dude. My time with my daughter." He sighs.
"I want one."
"Then stop fucking around and settle down." Yunho chuckles. "Also not just something you can want like a toy, Mingi. You know it's way more than that."
"No, I know. You and Eunha did well with Seora, seriously. You're like her bestfriend."
"That's my girl." Mingi nods to himself because he does eventually wanna settle down and have a family, but he's mainly proud of the way Yunho has gracefully tackled life despite all the ups and downs. He wasn't afraid to ask for help when he really needed it, leaning on him and Seonghwa when times were incredibly trying. Taking turns babysitting and driving the girl to and from places, helping buy groceries or cook for the two. Sometimes, Seonghwa or Mingi would offer to hang out with her for a day or so just so Yunho could get some time to himself. For the most part though, Yunho and Eunha did their best. Yunho did his best to pick himself up and carry on for the both of them after Eunha passed. He's not sure how he managed, but he did. He commends Yunho cause he isn't sure how he'd do it if he was in his place.
He hopes his bestfriend can be genuinely happy one day. Yunho says he is but Mingi knows he isn't. There's always gonna be that empty space and that void that he'll look past, and he's worried it'll be too much to bear when times get tough again. Yunho feels like he has everything being by Seora's side and Mingi doesn't doubt that at all.
Still, it must get lonely at times.
"Anyway, I'll let you be. Just wanted to check in. Tell ace I said hi and give her a big hug for me. Send me the details of her game when you can and what time you need me to be ready this weekend."
"Yeah, I will."
"Alright, peaaace." Yunho ends the call and sticks his phone onto the charger. On his nightstand is a photo of him, Eunha and Seora when Seora just turned three— they took her up to the snow so she could play around and enjoy herself. He picks up the photo and smiles as he stares at Eunha's face, truly missing her presence until this day.
That's probably the one other thing that stops him when he thinks about seriously dating again and seeing people. He knows he shouldn't compare but he can't help himself when Eunha was ripped away from his life so suddenly; all he knows is Eunha. They were always on the same page. They weren't perfect, and they sure as hell had their ups and downs. But, they both had the end goal of making it together and being the best parents Seora could have. There was that mutual understanding, that same determination and grit to push through regardless of how tough it got.
He doesn't think he could find a partner in crime like that ever again. Maybe, he just isn't destined to.
And for now, that's okay.
It's okay because he has Seora, and she is the biggest reminder, the biggest vessel of love that he needs.
For now, he thinks he's okay.
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Would you like an empanada? I made too many.
*I hand him a plateful of Mendoza empanadas, which is a handheld puff pastry dish with onions, bell peppers, ground beef, an olive, and a hardboiled egg folded inside of them. I also offer him the recipe card if he wants it.*
Hey, these are pretty good. Thank you! He takes the recipe card as well. I bet my wife would really like these.
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SFW König Backstory Headcannons
-He has a German father and Austrian mother.
-His father was a sniper in the German military and died when he was between 6 and 10.
-His mother traveled for work alot so he was raised by his grandmother (mothers mother).
-He was fairly popular up until puberty which hit him like a truck. Then he was bullied mercilessly for his looks.
-He had horrible acne in his teens and still boasts the scar to this day (he was really bad about picking at his skin)
-His growth spurt was rough so he was in alot of pain most of his younger teen years.
-He was a disproportionate teen with big hand and feet and long thin arms.
-He was really into the pokemon trading cards as a kid, but now he collects postcards from the places he visits.
-His grandmother struggled to feed him, something she tried to hide but failed. So he still has pretty bad food anxiety to this day, often eating large portions, escpecially when the food is free.
-Due to his eating habits from childhood he has a bit of a tummy over his abs.
-After he enlisted his grandmother cried for days.
-He goes back for as many holidays as possible, her favorite is Christmas so he makes an effort to go back.
-His Father's family is Catholic but his mother's is Prodestant, so he makes an effort to go to both Christmas services.
-He is not religious himself, but he enjoys the Prodestant service better since he has trouble sitting still.
-During basic training he was so nervous that he didn't speak a word other than, Ja, Neil, Herr, and the various military ranks.
-Everyone thought he was a suck up, so he didn't make any freinds until he joined his first regiment.
-Although he wanted to be a sniper like his father he also understood why he couldn't be one and tried not to let it get him down.
-His hood belonged to his father.
-After joining his first regiment he became a nervous chatter. Often talking about nothing at all.
-Surprisingly everyone liked the chatter. It kept things lively and he became popular again.
-After his first assignment he became more depressed. He wasn't used to people being afraid of him, being bullied and all.
-He broke out of the slump when one of his teammates snuck a little black kitten onto base. It got loose and hid in Königs room, unbeknownst to him. When he woke up the next morning a kitten was asleep on the chair next to his bed, on top of his discarded hood. It wasn't afraid when he picked it up. König decided then and there that if this tiny kitten wasn't afraid of him, he wasn't that bad after all.
-The kitten was named Harold and loved with the team until they were caught a week later. König took the kitten home to his grandmother for Christmas the next day and he still lives there.
-Edit: Fanart of Harold submitted by my roomate
-He goes to counceling every week. His therapists name is Andrea.
-He has a dirty mouth, and is always swearing and cracking jokes under his breath. But his demeanor completely changes is his grandmother is around.
-He has a strained relationship with his mother in adulthood, she doesn't even have his phone number.
-He loves music, things with loud base and emotional lyrics.
-Maybe old school emo?
-He can cook, but only basic German fair. Think fleischsalat, kartoffelsalat (with vinegar and oil, duh), boiled wurst, pfankuchen (and of course Flädlesuppe with the leftovers, his father was Swabian) and the like, nothing fancy.
-His favorite breakfast is fitness-brötchen cold butter, teo hardboiled eggs with salt and teewurst. With water and black coffee to drink.
-He likes to indulge in quarkäallchen if he's out and about early, but he can eat an ungodly ammount of them so he makes sure to buy a roll or something to help fill him up.
-He actually really enjoys window shopping, but clothes in stores rarely fit him. If he has a partner he would most definitely know their size and bring them back clothes.
-He wears all black most of the time, but with the occasional pair of blue jeans or tan cargo pants. Really whatever pants could fit him.
-shoes are even worse, he's probably a size 17-18 in men's shoes (US, I think its like a 16 UK and iver 50 in Europe) He's probably got black new balances for day to day use and then custom workboots.
-He knows how to darn and hem. Making him very popular with his coworkers.
-He hums while he does chores.
Ok I actually do have more but I'm tuckered. Let me know if you want more I guess. I do have plenty of spicier ones so I may post those anyways. Goodnight little people in my phone
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Current Tag Game
Tagged by @colourme-feral in this post – thanks dearie! 💖
Current time: 9:59am (when I started this! it's now much later but I'm not gonna re-write...).
Current activity: Had a work deadline last night so tidying up the aftermath (deleting unwanted files, etc.).
Currently thinking about: How the project submission for work went. Annoyed that I skipped gym this morning just in case there were last minute changes to the project submission and we'd have to re-submit today; but now that's not needed I'm missing legs day. Also thinking about munching on something extra because breakfast was too light (hardboiled eggs, grapes and blueberries – all originally meant as a post-swim snack, re-purposed to become breakfast since gym was canceled). Maybe fry up an omelet and sausages, or grill some salmon? 😋 Or shall I just munch on some creamy Whittaker's milk chocolate since lunch will be soon and anything heavier might spoil it? 🤔
Current favorite song: I don't know if they qualify as favorites, but songs will enter my brainspace and then swirl around in there for a while, refusing to leave. So I'm constantly listening to them (on YouTube, not Spotify; don't have a smartphone) and/or singing along in an effort to exorcise the earworm. At the moment the playlist in my head is:
I Don't Think That I Like Her Anymore (Charlie Puth) Charlie constantly amazes me with his superhuman ability to churn out catchy melodic turns and unusual aural takes on percussion sounds for his backing rhythms (e.g., the light switch in Light Switch). This song continues with his quirky stylings, and I'm loving the pounding bass coming in to frame the heavyweight sock-it-ta-ya message of the song's chorus after the light plaintive vocals of the introductory and intervening verses. The second (melodic) line of the chorus ("Cause they're all the same") is so simple and yet so perfectly fitting after the bold hook of the first line – I find myself asking each time I hear it how could anything else ever fit better? And then it builds and builds to a big finish, at the end of each chorus and also at the end of the song – that key change from B Major to C# Major is quite a genius step, retro yet so fresh. (But still... C sharp? 👀 OK if your electronic thingamajig can auto-transpose but hell on a trad keyboard.) I know this song is from a year ago but I'm not simply wallowing in nostalgia (oh all right, so yes I am a bit) – there is nonetheless a BL connection that first got me hooked on this. The cast of my current fave I Feel You Linger in the Air did their own take on the TikTok Kpop dance challenge of this song (linked here, with other TikToks here) and they're just so cute dancing along. Nonkul attempts a little elbow jab in homage to the original choreo, while Bright gives up after a couple of bars and just goes on doing alternating wrist twirls like those you sometimes see in Southeast Asian dance… 🤣 Alee and Tian seem like they're having fun, as does Attila, but who knew Khun Robert could actually look this good, all goofy and charming when he smiles doing a silly little jig?
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All I Want for Christmas is You (Mariah Carey) Ever since Ms. Mariah broke her icy containment after Halloween (see this video here 😂) I've been singing along, getting in the mood for carols, fruitcake and Christmas decorations because it reminds me of time spent with (departed) family. Happy because those are happy times worth recalling, but also bittersweet because those loved ones are no longer around.
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One of Your Girls (Troye Sivan) While I tend to feel a pinch of resentment whenever Aussies of European origin seem to get opportunities in the West more easily than non-white people do, I have to remind myself it's the system and not the talent that is at fault. So credit where credit is due and I'm a fan of what Troye has done with this and his earlier releases (like his video with PP Krit 😃😍). One of Your Girls is just so beautiful and languid as it teases with its message, and consistently Troye is breathtakingly beautiful and languid in the video, teasing us with an offering of the forbidden. I'm feeling things I never thought I would. 😮 The choreography is pretty daring too. (Especially that crotch flare – where did they tuck the dangly bits? I'm wincing as I watch.) Also shout-out to all the different representation with the models. 😍
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Then I'm Gonna Give You Up (Rick Astley) This is Rick Astley spoofing Rick Astley (more explanation linked here) and just so funny. Especially since the original song is already iconic on Tumblr.
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Fast Car (Luke Combs) Another nostalgia trip, this is an absolutely stellar rendition of the already phenomenal original by Tracy Chapman. Almost like Marc Cohn's Walking in Memphis with its sense of urgency and of bottled emotions about to explode, maybe just a shade less of Marc's full-throated growl in Luke's voice, but earthshaking nonetheless. In these 21st century times (and in my corner of the world where BL and queer rep cross my dash all the time) I love that Luke (a married man with a wife and two kids, looking for all we know like the straightest of the hets) didn't change Tracy's line "So I work in the market as a checkout girl", paying homage to the original and smashing at the gender-obsessives everywhere in a quietly powerful way.
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Currently reading: My language study textbooks; not much time for anything else though I do miss having a good work of fiction to keep me company whenever the slate of Thai drama dips in quality.
Currently watching: I Feel You Linger in the Air – a really impressive work, solidly-grounded in its universe with overhanging familial, social and political intrigue that threatens to overshadow (but never really does) the chemistry between Khun Yai and Jom.
I've fallen in hard love with this and just hope that Tee Bundit will display the wisdom associated with his name (for those as linguistically-obsessed as I am, Bundit is the homologue for pundit in English, pandit in Hindi and pendita in Malay) and wrap up the finale with more finesse than he has done on his other shows. (Something tells me though that the sense of foreboding you get while watching IFYLITA is partly due to the dread that Tee is going to rush and stumble through the last bits, leaving viewers less than satisfied with the ending like he did with Lovely Writer, Hidden Agenda and Step by Step.) However this goes, I'm a new fan of Nonkul and Bright's acting, and can't wait to see more of them.
As to what else I'm watching – I'm still trying to finish Only Friends, if only to be able to say that I've finally watched a Jojo show all the way to the end. It's not for me, though it has some moments that shine (like Neo's performance, and all the shirtless scenes) but I struggle to find anything that satisfies on a more cerebral level. I'm not opposed to sensuality and messy drama being foregrounded over more intellectual underpinnings (all hail KinnPorsche) but for me it doesn't go earthy and raw enough to make up for whatever else it doesn't do.
Current favorite character: Pat and Pran from Bad Buddy will always be on this list, but because I'm currently enjoying IFYLITA I'm sure I've been visited by Por Jom, Khun Yai, Khun Ueangphueng, Ba Prik, Ming and Khun James in my dreams lately (and also a certain racing piglet 🤣).
Current WIP: All in my head, but I have a final wrap-up post on Bad Buddy locations percolating, as well as one on the graphics in the show (that give us hints of Pat and Pran's interior worlds).
Tagging names I've seen more than once cross my dash and/or notes:
@neuroticbookworm @airenyah @alexis-mika @belladonna-and-the-sweetpeas @wen-kexing-apologist @twig-tea @pandasmagorica @respectthepetty @dribs-and-drabbles @waitmyturtles @dimplesandfierceeyes @writerwithoutsound @bengiyo @grapejuicegay @lamonnaie @lurkingshan @callipigio @italianpersonwithashippersheart @recentadultburnout @kattahj @theheightofdishonor @fiddlepickdouglas @dc-alves @brazilian-whalien52 @slayerkitty @silvercrystal1 @dudeyuri @ranchthoughts @suni-san @chawarin-panich @lurkingteapot @solitaryandwandering
and anyone else who'd like to play. 😍 Apologies if you've already been tagged; point me to your post if so! And apologies if I've forgotten to mention anyone; if I follow or if you follow me please know you are loved and do play along if you wish! 💖
Also a special tag carved out for the lovely @visualtaehyun as a part-apology; you've tagged me before on a couple of other games and I wrote out about half of my replies – but then work deadlines became urgent and got in the way. Ruefully I had to abandon those posts (especially since they're now weeks out of date). So this is my way of saying thanks for tagging me on those tag games, sorry for not replying, and I hope you'll play along with this one because I love getting to know like-minded people on Tumblr! 💖
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sorry for sending another giant ask but if youre willing to share im also so interested in what forms the dragons would take, as that may influence how their eggs look (unless were operating off the dragons arent real and you can make whatever it is up principle, which is totally fine and id stil like to hear about it!!) if theyre more aviary then would their eggs be harder-shelled? if theyre reptillian would they lay soft-shelled eggs? are there multiple different types of dragons in the world that may lay different types of eggs? that also makes me wonder if there are then would certain types of eggs be seen as unsightly/gross to consume, like reptilian eggs?
egg lore...2!
they lay soft shelled eggs that harden to hard shelled eggs after a couple days. they are incapable of parthenogenesis, so an unfertilized egg cannot be incubated into a viable embryo.
the Aviaaros are mesothermic, meaning intermediate-blooded, and begin to lactate (in humanoid form) approximately equivalent to a year after laying their egg to nurse their young. the hatchling emerges in its draconian form and eats the eggshell/yolk.
after an intense academic discussion in call we decided their version of dragon catholicism is about dragon jesus being hatched from parthenogenesis (and thus female, XX), and when he's an adult he feeds the hungry with his unfertilized eggs and eggnog instead of bread and wine.
this society domesticates multiple bird species for egg consumption, as eggs are pretty holy, and dragon communion involves consuming a hardboiled dove egg (dragon jesus's fursona- as in this world it's a lamb), and some eggnog.
soft shelled eggs are eaten but they're more of a delicacy, as they're particularly fresh, most prefer to eat them when they've hardened.
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any thoughts headcanons 4 sam n dogen sibling relationship dynamics i jus lovlove them
YEAS.... (also like 6 months later dskfksa sorryyyy) I have a few regarding what it was like for them growing up now that I made hcs for their parents.
Let me preface this with my Dogen lore. I thinkkk that the reason why Dogen is the way he is (so paranoid about his powers) is a result of how he was raised. Mallory and Geffrey were actually really chill parents until the Incident... (Dogen exploded the head of a housekeeper when he was just a baby and they cover it up and he isn't allowed to know but they have to make sure it doesn't happen again. so naturally they are very very frightened of that and it makes him kind of freaked out all the time having everyone making sure his little hardboiled egg head is all foiled up at all costs.)
ANYWAYS......... since Geffrey had a job in hotel management and Mallory worked housekeeping in them, they all moved around quite a bit. They sort of just lived in the hotels growing up. For around the first 6 years of her life, Sam was a weird little hotel gremlin, just wandering the halls, getting in to people's rooms, eating the complimentary soaps. Then Dogen came along and despite everything, Sam was never really scared of him. She even was the only witness to the incident when he was still a baby. That's why she's kind of got that haunted look in her eyes all the time. She kind of thought it was cool.
So once Dogen got a little older, the two became hotel gremlins together. Sam liked to pick him up like a purse and just carry him around because he was amoeba-sized. It would freak out their parents, who were kind of afraid of shaking him around, lest they got exploded... Sam and Dogen love playing tag and hide-and-go-seek in the halls, and they're the type of siblings who basically have their own language of weird jokes and games they play. I think once Sam became aware of her own psychic powers, she realized that a lot of their communication had been amplified by telepathy this whole time.
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[this package is adressed to sniper]
[it contains a bright yellow tshirt that says "satanists broke into my house and stole my hardboiled eggs and all i got was this shitty t-shirt" in sparkly magenta off center comic sans]
[this tshirt is cursed - whatever sniper does to try to get rid of it (give it away, throw it away, destroy it, etc) the next time he enters his van it will be there on the bed, folded neatly and undamaged. it cannot be un-cursed by merasmus or any other wizard or spellcaster]
[the package also contains a note: "tell your obnoxious boyfreind that every time he dodges some magical thing i send, im applying it to you instead"]
Sniper: [looks at the note and then through the box, confused, overturning it and nothing comes out. goes out to his camper, and then heads back inside to find Spy] So.. apparently thanks to you I'm supposed to be cursed? But I ain't seein' anything.
Spy: [takes the note to read it and chuckles] An excellent attempt. But I think you forget that by cursing my beau, we shall say, you are indirectly still attempting to curse me. So it will not work on him either. Or Scout. Or anyone on the team, or in my personal life, or anything of the such.
Sniper: I'm just confused why these people keep tryin' to do these things to you.
Spy: As am I. Other than the fact they must simply dislike me for some reason, and only wish to see me unhappy.
Sniper: Well, I like you.
Spy: And that is all that matters, is it not? [kisses his cheek before gently patting it and walking off, slowly tearing the note into pieces]
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7 Weeks till Chicken Run 2
About a month ago, I mentioned that some couples start after having pleasant conversations and spending time together while other couples start having some disagreeable moments and occasionally a big spat before they make up as friends and then start to develop feelings for each other. I find that during these arguments, two people say things to each other that can be hurtful or insulting but may also help one person make a serious character development along the way. That's why for this week's post, we're going to review the scene where our two stubborn chickens Rocky and Ginger have their biggest argument yet. Luckily for us, this will be the last post of these two disliking each other before we get to the good stuff 😉.
Let's pick up from when Ginger alerts the other hens about what she has discovered only after she tips over the chicken feed trough to grab their attention. She warns them that something is wrong and reviews what's been happening lately, all the while Rocky comes out of his hiding place in the watering can and hearing every word she's saying. First strange boxes arrive in the barn, then Babs stops laying eggs but the Tweedys don't take her to the chop, and now the farmers are giving the chickens extra food which could only mean one thing - Mr. and Mrs. Tweedy are fattening up all the chickens to kill them all. This realization causes the chickens that have their cheeks full of chicken feed gulp it down nervously.
That's when Rocky comes in to try to appease the situation by telling the others that Ginger didn't mean what she said and pulls her down from the trough to take her away to talk to her in private. Before he drags Ginger away, he tells the others to keep eating and save some for him. Rocky puts on a happy smile for the chickens as he's dragging a struggling Ginger into one of the huts as she yells at him to let her go. When they reach hut 22, she's able to release herself from the rooster's grip and that's when he starts to give her his two cents. Now it's Rocky's turn to give Ginger a piece of his mind like she gave him hers the night before.
Rocky tells Ginger that he's met some hardboiled eggs in his day but that she's about twenty minutes. Our ginger hen asks what he means by that with the cocky rooster answering that it means she's got to lighten up. According to him, over in America there's a rule - if you want to motivate someone, DON'T MENTION DEATH! Ginger isn't moved by this wisdom; she simply chuckles at this, saying that over here in England, their rule is always tell the truth. Rocky gives another sarcastic remark that the truth so far has been working like a real charm. Then he gives the little firecracker some free advice - if she wants the chickens to perform, tell them what they want to hear. Ginger angrily dismisses this "advice" as another excuse for lying. She starts to walk away to leave the hut, leaving the rooster even more annoyed than before. Things are starting to get a little intense now 😬.
Rocky follows her outside, pointing an accused feather at her telling her that the problem with her is she's difficult. That stops Ginger in her tracks who turns around and asks him why. Maybe because she's honest and he's not. She also angrily remarks that she cares about what happens to her fine feathered friends, something that she wouldn't expect a "lone free ranger" to know anything about. Since basically ever since he got to the farm, all he's done is care about no one but himself. Rocky takes offense to this and starts to get angry himself saying that if this is the way she shows how she cares, he hopes she never cares about him. Ginger is more than happy to assure him that she'll never care for him. The rooster yells out "Good!" with the hen yelling back "Fine!" And that's it; the conversation is over. Ginger goes one way and Rocky goes another, storming off away from each other. If only these two knew that later on, they do start to care about each other. Not only that, they would end up getting married and having a child together.
As Rocky rounds the corner of the hut, he was met with a very dismal scene. There were all the hens, slumped over with their heads bowed, looking depressed and lifeless. Mac is playing a sad song on her harmonica, Babs is still knitting but not happily I may add, and Bunty is just staring down at the chicken feed on the ground, sadly. Rocky is starting to feel something he probably never felt before - sympathy. And that's especially after he sees what Babs had knitted - not a scarf, not a hat, not even a beak warmer but a noose. The rooster's face falls, feeling very sorry for them and actually starting to see the seriousness of the situation (for the very first time since he got there). Then an idea crept across his face and heads off in the opposite direction to put it into motion. What do you think he's going to do this time 😉?
Now it seems that our feisty hen and cocky rooster have shown that they really dislike each other. Rocky sees Ginger as too serious and a big stick-in-the-mud, while Ginger sees Rocky as careless and selfish. Their argument had left them saying hurtful things to each other that will later on have an impact on one of them - Rocky. If you have seen the live-action adaption of Beauty and the Beast, you have probably heard what Emma Thompson who plays Mrs. Potts say this line that will always stick with me - "People say a lot of things in anger but it's our choice whether or not to listen". And in this case, Rocky decides to listen to what Ginger had said to him about caring for the other chickens, and about his current character as well. After he sees how miserable the hens were after hearing their trusted leader tell them news about their oncoming deaths, he begins to feel sympathetic towards them; the start of his character development. Rocky is finally starting to see how serious the chickens' life or death situation is and now he really wants to help them out the best he can.
On another note, I'd like to give my opinion on what Rocky and Ginger were discussing earlier on in their argument. They both did make a good point about honesty. Ginger was right about telling the truth to the chickens but Rocky was also right about bringing up the death part the way she did. But then again, Rocky did say that if you want someone to perform, tell them what they want to hear (which Ginger just brushes off as another excuse for lying). She refuses to lie at all and even though her honesty can be brutal, she stills cares about her friends and their well-being while Rocky didn't care about them all. To me, honesty is always the best policy but there is a fine line between honesty and brutal honesty. When you tell someone the truth, you want to bring it up in a way that won't hurt them emotionally especially if you really care about them.
Anyway this is my sixth weekly Rocky/Ginger moment post commemorating the upcoming sequel to Chicken Run. I hope you enjoyed this post. There will be 6 other posts about the first film coming up in the future as well as one monthly post about the sequel. Waiting for this long-awaited sequel may not be easy but these posts are making it easier as the release date draws nearer.
#chicken run#chicken run 2#chicken run dawn of the nugget#dawn of the nugget#ginger and rocky#rocky and ginger#rocky#ginger#countdown
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Continuing my few interactions for TDAS, Hope you enjoy these interactions. Giving Eric and Daniel Abit more screen time
Previous Episode:
Evil Dread
Episode 3: Saving Private Leechball
Recap:
Chris: “ last times on total drama all stars! Our hero’s and villains went digging for buried treasure, and uncovered a few nasty surprises *laughs* Eric’s got covered in itching powder while his brother laughs earning him a sucker punch in the nose by Scott, also Scott villained it up big time trying to sabotage the heroes, and when he got caught he didn’t take it so well. But in the end heroic hamsters were victorious, and Lightning fresh from a hungry night of exile on boney island made enough bony headed moves to get the royal flush from his team mates 14 competitors remain, which one of the. Will ride the sewer system next, find out right now on, Total! Drama! All Stars!”
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Villains at the looser cabin
Duncan: “ugh, I almost forgotten about these crudtacular cabins”
Alejandro: “let us hope it’s our only visit “
Scott: “*lays down* ow! I miss the hotel! Now that I know how rich people live everything I used to like stinks!”
Daniel: “that doesn’t look soft *goes to one of the bunks*oh they aren’t.., they feel like rocks! *scotts bunk breaks Daniel laughs*”
Duncan’s confessional: “Scott’s okay, at least with him you know what you are getting which is crud, but still nice to know”
Daniel’s confessional: “karma is a B I T C… or what? Jaja he totally deserved that after sucker punching me. Maybe I should get him more hurt tomorrow. Also I better keep working magic on Gwen if She allies with me guess who joins? No it’s not Scott…nor Alejandro…nor Jo… no Heather…”
Alejandro: “well goodnight gentlemen!”
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Heroes at the Spa hotel
Eric: “oh my gawd! This bed is supper comfortable! Is like sleeping on a cloud!
Mike: “*satisfying Sigh* this is the life!”
Cameron: “yeah, but I feel a little guilty looking at Sam’s empty bed. I hope he’s okay over on boney island.”
Eric: “he is a survivor like all of us he will be okay… maybe hurt to the bone but he’ll be fine.”
Eric’s confessional: “I should have gone to exile instead of Sam.. but he beat me to it.. tomorrow I plan to work hard on the days challenge! I do t want us to loose and get booted 3rd”
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Cameron: “I’ve never seen eggs so perfectly hardboiled! The odds are 10 trillion to 1”
Eric: “maple Bacon let’s never lose again!”
Courtney: “it’s not all perfect “
Eric: “and here comes miss Karen *mumbles placing one hard boiled egg in my pocket like Cameron, and zoey and Mike with bacon and Sierra with Toast*”
Courtney: “Hey Butler! I’ve got a problem! This juice is at least five percent too pulpy. I thought you were supposed to cantor to our every… *butler returns* oh that was fast… but I’m sure it won’t be *drinks* perfect!”
Eric’s confessional: “yeah Courtney is the type of customer whose food id spit if I found her at my job. Why treat the people who handle your food badly?”
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*Daniel’s notices Jo, Heather and Alejandro trying to make a play with Gwen.*
Daniel’s confessional: “so Alehandjerk, old Heather and Miss Josephine sweatpants are trying to make a play on weird goth girl , I need to step up my game if I want her on my side. I have to beat them to it or else I might be Toiler food! And I know how to try and get her on my side. She wants to make amends with Teen Karen!”
Daniel: “hey Gwen! Have you thought about a way to apologize to Courtney.”
Gwen: “I’ve thought of a lot of ways… but she is glaring at me and it’s hard to even apologize to her.”
Daniel: “Maybe keep trying to do good deeps for her, it will wear her out! It works on my teachers at school, and Courtney is kind of like a teacher.”
Gwen: “you think it would work?”
Daniel: “absolutely!”
Daniel’s confessional: “I have no clue! Teen Karen is well… a Karen.. she’d be the type to ask for a manager for a stupid thing like an employee asking her if she wants dessert when she said her order was complete.”
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Chris: “soldiers! Let’s all welcome back, exiled hamsters Sam!”
Zoey: “hey Sam! How was exile?”
Sam: “aside from the blinding hunger and bear attacks pretty good actually, *sam falls*
*the team runs to him*
Mike: “ don’t worry buddy, we smuggled you breakfast!” *they all pulled out what they brought for Sam*
Sam: “you bots, are expert level awesome!”
Sierra: “Courtney what did you bring Sam?”
Eric: “yeah. Courtney. What did you bring?”
Courtney’s confessional: “no one told me we were doing that!”
Eric’s confessional: “yeah I purposely didn’t tell Courtney to make her look even more bad. I mean look at her! She did this to her self when she became a Karen ”
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Chris: “as winners of yesterday’s challenge the heroes get a full one minute head start! *heroes cheer* ready? Set! *chef shoots Leech gun leech falls on Scott’s face*”
Scott: “ouch!”
*Eric’s looks at Scott with a worried expresion but he runs with his team Daniel notices this*
Eric’s confessional: “Focus Eric! I gotta focus! I can’t let a guy or girl distract me again! After criticizing Heather, Gwen and Courtney in World tour I can’t be seem like a hypocrite now!”
Daniel’s confessional: “what the? Does Eric cares about Scott’s Well being now? When last season he laughed at Him? I don’t understand those two? First they were at Each others throats and now the6 care for each other ?!”
Heather: “know who could outrace the hamsters even with a head start? Lightning! Way to ruin everything Jo!”
Jo: “We all voted him off, remember?”
Alejandro: “we may not need to worry*points to the hamsters as Sam’s stops tired but Sierra and Mike return to help him*”
Gwen: “*sighs happily* now that’s team work!”
Heather: “yeah Work together now! Crush each other later! Like you and Courtney!”
Gwen: “what?!”
Heather: “the allergy bouquet, the stink bomb! I love how you insist you wanna be friends so she never sees it coming .”
Gwen: “uh…”
Heather: “talk about evil genius”
Gwen: “but I didn’t really did those things on purpose! really!”
Heather: “sure *winks*”
Daniel: “don’t worry Gwen I know you didn’t”
Gwen: “thanks Daniel, i appreciate it!”
Chris: “Villains! You are up in 3, 2, 1 *chef shoots and the leech falls on Scott again*”
*the villains start running*
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Courtney: “Move it! Hussle or so help me you’ll never see another sunrise!”
Eric: “wow easy Courtney! The man is injured! Flip the witch switch back to Off! We need to work together and support him. No man left behind!”
Courtney: “Shut it Eric! Or I’ll make sure you are the next one to be flushed!”
Mike’s confessional: “Courtney is kind of scary some times…. *mal shows up* and I love when things get scary! *mikes returns* so, uh what was I saying?”
Eric’s confessional: “okay I never did anything to Courtney so she treats me like that? Sure I did sided with Gwen when the whole Boyfriend kissing happened but, she was asking for it? Duncan and Courtney were toxic together, a on again off again thing…… oh now I see why… jaja”
Sierra: “does anyone knows where the heart of the Forrest, is exactly?”
Eric: “we’d have to verify. If I recall in season 1 nor season 4 we have never gone to the heart of the forest.”
Zoey: “then I’ll go get a better look! *she starts to climb a tree*”
Courtney’s confessional:” Zoey has some seriously impressive skills, and that is why she’s got to go”
Zoey: “over there!”
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Courtney: “the big one! Go for the big one!” *villains appear in front of the crate*
Mike: “wow! Where’d they come from?”
Daniel: “best team ever!”*Heather blows a raspberry*
Duncan: “*laughs and points* suckers!”
Courtney: “ the small one! Go for the small one!”
Eric: “no kidding!” *rolls eyes*
Courtney: “gross!”
Mike: “guess this is this is the low tech crate alright!”
Villains: *cheer*
Jo: “Who needs lightning! Am I right people?”
Daniel: “what ever Jo.” *duncan opens the crate*
Duncan, Scott, Heather and Jo: “I’ll take the cannon! No I’ll take the cannon! *goans*”
Alejandro: “We use it as a team right Gwen?”
Heather: “yeah! Obviously “
Jo: “that’s what I was going to say! Woh go team!”
Duncan’s confessional: “so Heather Jo and Alejandro are making a play for Gwen. Why isn’t anyone trying to work me? Probably because I can’t be manipulated! But they could at least try!”
Daniel’s confessional: “Those three are so obvious! Even a dumb girl like Lindsiot would know they would be trying to manipulate her. Like Can’t they be more discreet?”
Eric: “*walks to Scott holding his bucket and his slingshot* hey Scott you okay? I saw that a leech fell on you?”
Scott: “*taken a back* huh? Yeah huh I guess it didn’t hurt! I’m a strong as an ox *he smiles before trying to act villainous* and why would you ask about me huh? “
Eric: “well you screamed ouch? I’m just checking you don’t making things easier for us. *he said but they were making eye contact*
Daniel’s confessional: “are you seeing this? Those two are so obnoxious! Eric should have learned after what happened with that pretty boy from action! Discount alehandjerk … “
Eric’s confessional: “for those wondering I don’t have feelings for Scott! He just seem more goofy now than ,last season, he seems more like the real him, I’m not attracted to his handsome freckled face… or that fire hair or those deep blue piercing eyes…. no! Focus!”
Scott’s confessional: “Eric was annoying last season as the rats ,mentor but now he seems nicer? More like a person I would talk to? He doesn’t seem as uptight as he was? Probably because I’m not in his team throwing challenges… but his hazelnut eyes, his cute smile, those black locks! He is adorable! … but n-no I don’t like him! He just seems like a possible, alliance member for the merge!”
Screen in half Eric and Scott’s confessional: “Who ever thinks I like him will get a punch in the face! This is only strategic! Being nice to him and pull him into an alliance, no matter how much I want to ki…. *they blush and stop* like I said strategic”
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Heroes
Courtney: “ of course the villains, get machine gun shooters. We’ll never beat them with these puny slingshots.”
Cameron : “ sure we can!”
Cameron and Sierra: “ if we are stealthy and score 1st * they high five as Mike drops Sam*”
Eric: “ yeah, Courtney, you don’t have to drag us down with your pessimistic thoughts. “
Courtney: “ uh. nerd, love if you kiss in front of me, I will throw up *turns to eric* I didn’t ask for your opinion Eric”
Cameron: “ Sierra and I are just friends, right Sierra?”
Sierra: “ yeah we are. I have a Cody waiting back home for me.”
Zoey: “ a cave! Sam can rest in there while the rest of us take on the villains”
Eric: “ good idea!”
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Sam: “uh, power, level low…”
Mike: “ should someone stay to guard him? It”
Courtney: “ I’ll do it I owe him for not bringing him some breakfast”
Eric: “ sounds like a plan, and not against that!”
Zoey’s confessional: “ I knew Courtney had a heart buried in there somewhere”
Courtney’s confessional: “ this is what the smart leaders do hang back and let the soldiers take the leeches to the face”
Eric’s confessional: “ you guys may be wondering why I wasn’t against Courtney guarding Sam. it’s very simple. Actually I know that she’s one of those people that prefers self preservation so the moment that she smells dangerous she’s going to use Sam as a human shield and if we lose the challenge it would be a win-win because we can get rid of Courtney. I feel like she should’ve gone an episode one.”
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Zoey: “we have to find the villains before they find us”
Mike: “stealth maneuvers, this sounds like a job for Svetlana *gasp*”
Sierra: “Oh, goody! She’s my favorite!”
Cameron: “svetlanna? Is that you?”
Mike: “*sighs* Nah still me”
Mikes confessional: “okay, wasn’t too long ago I couldn’t keep my alternate personalities in, now they won’t come out *hits himslef* ouch! Damned wall am I Chester? *rips off shirt* yo Vito! my shirts off come and get it. Vito? Anybody?”
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*pushing the cannon*
Gwen: “we’re easy targets like this, maybe we should ditch the cannon”
Jo: “ no way! I haven’t even had a turn to fire it yet! Isn’t that right sweetheart”
Gwen: “OK? Then we should split up”
Alejandro: “agreed I’ll go with Gwen”
Heather: “ no I’ll go with Gwen”
Jo: “ as if I’m letting either of you go anywhere with Gwen”
Alejandro: “please attempt to be reasonable *as he Jo and Heather argue*”
Daniel: “hey guys why are you fighting for Gwen? We can’t all go with her?” *a leech hits alejandro*
Alejandro: *screams* “I’m hit! *falls*”
Zoey: “Sorry, but not totally *runs off as people try to shoot her leeches, Daniel screams*”
Daniel: “Oh come on!”*he drops his machine gun and they can hear Eric laughing*”
Jo: *fires the cannon and it hits Scott*
Scott: “oh. Come on!” *he groans and falls*
Eric: “Scott!?” *he runs up to him Dropping his sling shots* “buddy you okay? *starts taking the leeches off scott*”
Eric’s confessional: “if I’m going to have Scott as an ally I need him at his best… but maybe going out in the open w(ere the villains are was a dumb mistake”
Heather: “so long sucker!” *shoots eric as Eric screams”
Daniel’s confessional: “Okay this is way more deep than I thought?! Eric is definitely in love with Scott! I have to stop anything to happen between them!”
Chris: “*laughs* that’s! Three points for the heroes and one for the villains!”
Duncan: “ but Zoey only hit Alejandro? And Eric hit Daniel”
Chris: “true but friendly fire counts!”
Jo: “ what dirt boy got in the way!”
Heather: “you can take your excuses and stick it in your *mike shoots her* ah!!”
Chris: “that’s four points heroes one for the villains!”
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(Next part is between Eric Scott Daniel Alejandro and Heather since Eric is out already)
Eric: “that’s the dumbest move I’ve ever done *,amages to take the five leeches Heather shot at him*”
Heather: “you think? You aren’t in your game Eric”
Eric: “you are one to talk? Both you and Alejandro out already? So sad *laughs*”
Daniel: “at least they were taken out by Zoey and Mike! Not like you taken out because you were worried about the dumb dirty boy!”
Eric: “*tries to stay calm* Me worried?! As If! I hate Scott!” *tries not to blush*
Daniel: “sure… just like Heather and Alejandro hate eachother!”
Alejandro and Heather: “shut it Daniel!”
Daniel: “touchy *laughs*”
Daniel’s confessional: “it’s easy to play Heather, Alejandro and Eric! Two of them are into eachother and I know most of Eric’s weaknesses perks of being his brother,”
Eric’s confessional: “ I really want to wipe Daniel’s grin off his mouth! He is more annoying than Bryan! And Bryan conspired against Heather to do a twin switch! That why I had pink tips in world tour!”
Heathers confessional: “I got to say Daniel is really Evil, but is he Bryan evil? He turned against his own sibling? Maybe I could recruit him as an ally! He might know Eric’s weaknesses. I get Gwen, with Gwen comes Duncan, and I get Eric, four votes for Alejandro next time!”
Alejandro’s confessional: “if Eric was in our team I think I could have convinced him to join me in a alliance, despite our past Eric wants the millions as much as I do, and right now Heather and Daniel are both threats!”
Eric’s confessional : “you know I’m happy I’m not in the vultures! Because if I did I would be their first target. And what allies I have in their team? Gwen only, and I’m trying to get Scott to side with me but Right now it work e useful, but it’s always good to have allies right?”
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Eric: “well I’m taking Scott to get those Leeches removed. *eric got up and tried to make Scott stand and held him with one of Scott’s arms around his shoulders. Eric walked off with scott*”
Daniel’s confessional: “okay this is getting out of hand! I don’t know my own older brother anymore.”
Alejandro’s confessional: “this is perfect! Is obvious Eric is trying to get Scott as an ally if I get Eric to ally with me! I can have 2 votea when the merge happens plus Gwen and Duncan if I get Gwen on my side.”
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Eric: *struggling to have Scott up, he sees Alejandro Hand walking to him*
Alejandro: “need assistance?”
Eric: “I’d say yes but you can’t use your legs so it’d be futile”
Alejandro’s confessional: “I need Eric’s trust and I know how”
Alejandro: “what if I to,d you this is all an act?”
Eric: “what do you mean?”
Alejandro: “*smirks as he goes a Down and the stands up with his legs* my legs are perfectly fine!” *but Alejandro didn’t know someone a Saw them being sierra*
Sierras confessional: “holy Cody! Alejandro is pretending? I saw right thru him but he just admitted that to Eric! Is he trying to play Eric? I need to ask him.”
Eric: “oh? So you are playing Heather and you team with a lie saying your legs don’t work?”
Alejandro: “you are smarter than you think! Listen Eric, I know you hate me”
Eric: “hate is an understatement”
Alejandro: “how about I help you take Scott to the informers and you can ally yourself with me! I know you have the most influence on the votes in the heroes, if you have me as an Ally you’d have another ally on the villains and have more votes and possibly Duncan’s vote. You and Gwen are friends right?”
Eric: “yeah I do have Sam, Sierras, Mike, Zoey, Cameron and Gwen’s trust. They are friends to me. And I’m trying to get Scott to ally with me too. So yeah”
Alejandro: “then perfect ally with me and we get rid of Jo, Heather, Courtney and Duncan when the time is right what do you say?”
Eric’s confessional: “I know Alejandro is playing me, but you know wha5 I’m going to let him think I’m with him! But when some threats are out, I’ll double cross him. That not evil when you are doing it to a villain! Besides. I would never double cross any one of my friends so once I get Jo Heather Courtney Daniel and Duncan out, the next one to go will be Alejandro. Leaving me and my friends and Scott.”
Eric: “deal!”
Alejandro’s confessional: “wow he trust me! He really is easily tricked! Once I get rid of all, those people Eric will be next!”
Eric: “make yourself useful and Help me with Scott”
Alejandro: “*goes to the other Side of Scott and Helps him up* wow he really stinks!?”
Eric: “really I guess sharing a cabin and a trailer with Owen’s farts really did made me immune to Scott’s smells.”
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*after the left Scott in the infermery*
Alejandro: “I’ll return to my team before they get suspensions!”
Eric: “alright Al, *he sees Alejandro hand walk away as he walks the other way and hears Chris announce*
Chris: “it’s six to three, heroes! One more point and the hamsters win!”
Sierra: “*walks to Eric covered in Leeches* Eric what were you talking with Alejandro? Didn’t you hate them?”
Eric: “Sierra do you trust me?”
Sierra: “kind of? You’ve never done anything wrong thru the seasons so I know you are trust worthy”
Eric: “then get this Alejandro is trying to manipulate me to try and use me as a life boat to get far in the game and he thinks I’m oblivious.”
Sierra: “so that’s why he let you know he can walk?”
Eric: “correct! He is trying to get me to trust him. But I’m just using him. If with his support we get rid of most of the villains and Courtney it will be just you, Me, Sam, Cameron, Mike, Zoey, Gwen and Scott in the merge.”
Sierra: “wait you already planned ahead? That’s really strategic of you? But what next? When most of the good guys are in the merge? “
Eric: “we start taking people out depending on how much of a threat they are. I don’t want to double cross anyone, so when the merge comes and it’s just us 7 I’d be honest and say that’s when our alliance breaks and everyone is on their own if they want.”
Sierra: “what if it back fires?”
Eric: “I never thought of that”
Chris: “six points to four! It ain’t over yet!”
Eric: “which villain is left? And which heroes al left?”
Sierra: “if I’m correct, Jo is the only villain left and heroes, is Mike Zoey, and I think Courtney who might have used Sam as human shield.”
Eric: “perfect! If we lose let’s vote Courtney!”
Sierra: “really?you want us to lose?”
Eric: “not at all I love the spa hotel! But if no thanks to Courtney we lose she should be out next”
Sierra: “agree! She is nothing but mean and bossy! I like Zoey as leader better!”
Eric: “same!”
Sierras confessional: “Can I trust Eric? His plan to get 7 people to the merge sound pretty evil! Considering the fact he is willing to work with Alejandro someone that Eric despised more than Heather and Eric in season 3”
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Chris: “this just in with a final score of seven points to four, the heroes win!… al though some of them, didn’t behave all that heroically. Courtney!”
Eric: “yes! Way to go!” *he high fives Sierra and Cameron*
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Daniel: “hey Gwen who should we vote for in this elimination?”
Gwen: “I’m voting Jo, most of us are.”
Daniel: “Alright Jo it is!”
Daniel’s confessional: “step two! Go with Gwen’s choice to vote off a villain! Check!”
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Vultures Votes:
Alejandro: Jo
Daniel: Jo
Duncan: Jo
Gwen: Jo
Heather: Jo
Jo: Heather
Scott: Jo
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Order in which they receive marshmallows
Gwen
Alejandro
Daniel
Duncan
Scott
Heather (bottom 2)
Jo (Eliminated)
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Chris: “but before we get flushing, I wanna do a little re shuffling! Today one villain acted more like a hero and one hero acted more like a villain, so pack your bags and switch your teams! Courtney and Duncan! *everyone gasps* and ass an added twist and more drama I also want to switch two more, just because I feel like it. Eric switch with Daniel!”
Courtney: “I don’t want to be a villain!”
Eric: “how is changing me to the villains Team makes more drama?”
Duncan: “I don’t want to be a lame o hero!”
Daniel: “this sucks! I’m not a hero! Why am I switching!”
Chris: “ yeah yeah, Just do it.”
Eric: *sighs crossing his arms* this sucks! *he walks to where the villains are and sits to Scott’s left*
Scott: “guess we are teammate!”
Eric: “*blushes and smiles* yes, guess we are” *he looks away blushing*
Eric’s confessional: “I might not be with the team I had the mayority of votes but…. This isn’t half bad, I have Gwen and I’m getting along with Scott so that’s something right?”
Daniel’s confessional: “this really sucks! A ream with Apology Brat, String bean, Mike, the gamer and the stalker. Great I’ll be booted next… oh and Duncan”
Daniel: “hey new team… *everyone but Duncan is glaring at him*”
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ashenivir 32, rizeth 36 aaaaand vizeath 23!
asdjlkad i forgot i reblogged this ask game hi fox!!
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32 - Your character is having a prom night/debs. What kind of outfit do they wear?
Ashenivir dress up time! Choosing for himself it would be some simple yet elegant robes—plainer leggings, with a longer tunic overtop, plus some other like. Long bits. Some fancy sleeve covers, the kind that come halfway over your hand with subtle decoration on the back. Maybe a girdle style thing, to pull in the waist a bit for some kind of silhouette.
Colourwise probably going with dark blues/purples/black, with silver accents and little bits of decoration. A nice little half-cloak/mantle with silver edging I think, and enough Mystra stars for it to be a motif but not so many it looks silly.
(bonus fact, Rizeth plays dressup with him multiple times in arc 4, and he’s. he’s so fucking into it. it’s adorable)
36 - Tell us something about your OC that doesn't make it onto the page?
oh that’s tough! there’s loads of backstory stuff for Rizeth that might end up in arc 4/5 but it’s not there now, so i’ll put a non-spoilery bit here.
He was originally of a house with no real importance, a secondboy, and got sent/chosen as a consort by the Matron of House Velkon’yss when he was uhhh pretty young. Younger than Shen was when he transitioned at least. He didn’t have a good time there, needless to say, and when they needed a new wizard he jumped at the chance to escape to Sorcere.
When he fled Menzoberranzan, he eventually stumbled on a group of Mythen Thaelan traders heading for Neverwinter. He hid with magic, but was caught by Seldszar T’sonri (who wasn’t yet Archmage). He told him ‘do what you want with me, just don’t send me back’ and Seldszar was like well. obviously i’m not going to do that. and now they’re friends :)
23 - What is your character's favourite food and who cooks it best?
you just want me to post more about Vizaeth’s Food Issues :p
i have been musing on this though, bc i want to know what Rhylfein would get for him to eat when he’s refusing to eat literally anything. i think he likes food that’s firm/crunchy, rather than soft or mushy. but then i do also think he likes hardboiled eggs. it’s just a vibe i get.
ohhh i think he really likes good roast veggies. idk what kinda vegetables they can get in the underdark but some oil, some salt and pepper. give that boy a carrot stick. also button mushrooms i know he likes to just pop in his mouth. but only if they’re barely cooked; if they’re squishy then it’s a 0/10
i think for maximum Viz suffering, his family had one cook years ago who made vegetables the way he liked them, but they ended up getting sacrificed to Lolth and he’s never had the Right Vegetables since.
#obedience fic blogging#obsession fic blogging#c: vizaeth thaezyr#c: ashenivir zauvym#c: rizeth velkon'yss#yeah rizeth's menzo upbringing was. a little traumatic#there's a reason he doesn't like to talk about any of it#ashenivir's real favourite outfit is whichever one rizeth picked out for him#also can we hook viz up with a veggie platter#after current fic the boy needs a damn snack
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