#he also likes hardboiled eggs

[thebad-lydrawn-sanses]

What treats does cat Dust like? Can I give treats to Dust:D

Cat treats: <- in-universe salmon flavored cat treat (has a rough texture, like stale bread)

[selfindulgentraptor]

Thinking about his wings

[twoheartsoneclara]

one of my top columbo facts is that he just carries a salt shaker with him in his coat wherever he goes

[insertdisc5]

Will there be a bagel in project ts? Very important question. Also is there any info about project ts like what kinda game it'll be? I only recently got Tumblr and found out you had an account on here and then found out that you're making another game! (Hope it goes well! I kinda want to get more into making games too especially after playing isat)

LAST TIME ON "adrienne talks about project TS"

it is my next project

"project TS" is its secret codename so i can do a cool title reveal at some point

its a romance/mystery visual novel made on renpy

release uuuuuh Not Right Now

the main character (let’s call her S) uses she/her, has a big hat, is a girlboss, does not like puns

another character (A) uses she/he and he's a lesbian

yet another (B) uses he/they and has a single gay earring

worldbuilding is somewhat wordplay based

magic system confirmed

girlloser confirmed

colors confirmed

noses confirmed

bagels deconfirmed (sorry)

no hot old people confirmed actually. side characters exist. so confirmed

hardboiled eggs confirmed

the best way to keep yourself informed is to follow my newsletter

[inbabylontheywept]

you don't need a sous vide machine to sou vie! all you need is some plastic freezer bags and like, a cheap digital thermometer (and a pot for water). you might need to get finicky by adding water to the pot during the process to keep the water a consistent temp.

You: Ah, yes, Egg Guy! Guy who ate 15 raw eggs! Wow! Hey, you seem extremely reasonable and controlled and ludicrously hinged. Like, 20 goddamn hinges on you. More hinges than a door store. May I recommend carefully putting eggs in a bag, putting a thermometer in water, then boiling the egg bag while watching it carefully whilst it rises to temperature? Also keep in mind that any significant mistake in this process will simply result in the worlds largest and least appetizing hardboiled egg clusterfuck.

Me: Oh wow, what a wonderful idea. By the way, I seem to have dropped my pen. Yes, here, on the side of the line that says "Stand Back - He Bites." Yes, it refers to someone else. Yes, I am very scared he'll come back while I'm still in range. All the more reason for you to be a good chap and pick up the pen for me. That's right. Perfect.

Perfect.

[devizakura]

🎀🐍 MOVING ON (Pennylou comic series) 🐍🎀

[MASTERPOST]

Oof, this one almost broke me since A) Pen's crush on Cherri is a touchy subject for me and B) it's so sad to see my boy heartbroken, but he deserved that closure 🥹 I'm also quite proud of the writing in that one, hope you enjoyed it too. We're getting our first breakthrough towards mutual feelings 🤭

PS. Frank Jr is okay! While Emily bringing the eggies to life essentially transformed them into organic beings, I do like to think that them originally being made out of metal makes them a bit more sturdy, like hardboiled eggs maybe sbsbdbd

PS. PS. Yes I decided to make this Betty's natural lip color sksjdj she looked off without it, and if "everyone is hot" to quote their local twink, who's to say you can't have permanent makeup in Heaven 😆

[askchilchuck]

Would you like an empanada? I made too many.

*I hand him a plateful of Mendoza empanadas, which is a handheld puff pastry dish with onions, bell peppers, ground beef, an olive, and a hardboiled egg folded inside of them. I also offer him the recipe card if he wants it.*

Hey, these are pretty good. Thank you! He takes the recipe card as well. I bet my wife would really like these.

[smutlord-supreme]

SFW König Backstory Headcannons

-He has a German father and Austrian mother.

-His father was a sniper in the German military and died when he was between 6 and 10.

-His mother traveled for work alot so he was raised by his grandmother (mothers mother).

-He was fairly popular up until puberty which hit him like a truck. Then he was bullied mercilessly for his looks.

-He had horrible acne in his teens and still boasts the scar to this day (he was really bad about picking at his skin)

-His growth spurt was rough so he was in alot of pain most of his younger teen years.

-He was a disproportionate teen with big hand and feet and long thin arms.

-He was really into the pokemon trading cards as a kid, but now he collects postcards from the places he visits.

-His grandmother struggled to feed him, something she tried to hide but failed. So he still has pretty bad food anxiety to this day, often eating large portions, escpecially when the food is free.

-Due to his eating habits from childhood he has a bit of a tummy over his abs.

-After he enlisted his grandmother cried for days.

-He goes back for as many holidays as possible, her favorite is Christmas so he makes an effort to go back.

-His Father's family is Catholic but his mother's is Prodestant, so he makes an effort to go to both Christmas services.

-He is not religious himself, but he enjoys the Prodestant service better since he has trouble sitting still.

-During basic training he was so nervous that he didn't speak a word other than, Ja, Neil, Herr, and the various military ranks.

-Everyone thought he was a suck up, so he didn't make any freinds until he joined his first regiment.

-Although he wanted to be a sniper like his father he also understood why he couldn't be one and tried not to let it get him down.

-His hood belonged to his father.

-After joining his first regiment he became a nervous chatter. Often talking about nothing at all.

-Surprisingly everyone liked the chatter. It kept things lively and he became popular again.

-After his first assignment he became more depressed. He wasn't used to people being afraid of him, being bullied and all.

-He broke out of the slump when one of his teammates snuck a little black kitten onto base. It got loose and hid in Königs room, unbeknownst to him. When he woke up the next morning a kitten was asleep on the chair next to his bed, on top of his discarded hood. It wasn't afraid when he picked it up. König decided then and there that if this tiny kitten wasn't afraid of him, he wasn't that bad after all.

-The kitten was named Harold and loved with the team until they were caught a week later. König took the kitten home to his grandmother for Christmas the next day and he still lives there.

-Edit: Fanart of Harold submitted by my roomate

-He goes to counceling every week. His therapists name is Andrea.

-He has a dirty mouth, and is always swearing and cracking jokes under his breath. But his demeanor completely changes is his grandmother is around.

-He has a strained relationship with his mother in adulthood, she doesn't even have his phone number.

-He loves music, things with loud base and emotional lyrics.

-Maybe old school emo?

-He can cook, but only basic German fair. Think fleischsalat, kartoffelsalat (with vinegar and oil, duh), boiled wurst, pfankuchen (and of course Flädlesuppe with the leftovers, his father was Swabian) and the like, nothing fancy.

-His favorite breakfast is fitness-brötchen cold butter, teo hardboiled eggs with salt and teewurst. With water and black coffee to drink.

-He likes to indulge in quarkäallchen if he's out and about early, but he can eat an ungodly ammount of them so he makes sure to buy a roll or something to help fill him up.

-He actually really enjoys window shopping, but clothes in stores rarely fit him. If he has a partner he would most definitely know their size and bring them back clothes.

-He wears all black most of the time, but with the occasional pair of blue jeans or tan cargo pants. Really whatever pants could fit him.

-shoes are even worse, he's probably a size 17-18 in men's shoes (US, I think its like a 16 UK and iver 50 in Europe) He's probably got black new balances for day to day use and then custom workboots.

-He knows how to darn and hem. Making him very popular with his coworkers.

-He hums while he does chores.

Ok I actually do have more but I'm tuckered. Let me know if you want more I guess. I do have plenty of spicier ones so I may post those anyways. Goodnight little people in my phone

[telomeke]

Current Tag Game

Tagged by @colourme-feral in this post – thanks dearie! 💖

Current time: 9:59am (when I started this! it's now much later but I'm not gonna re-write...).

Current activity: Had a work deadline last night so tidying up the aftermath (deleting unwanted files, etc.).

Currently thinking about: How the project submission for work went. Annoyed that I skipped gym this morning just in case there were last minute changes to the project submission and we'd have to re-submit today; but now that's not needed I'm missing legs day. Also thinking about munching on something extra because breakfast was too light (hardboiled eggs, grapes and blueberries – all originally meant as a post-swim snack, re-purposed to become breakfast since gym was canceled). Maybe fry up an omelet and sausages, or grill some salmon? 😋 Or shall I just munch on some creamy Whittaker's milk chocolate since lunch will be soon and anything heavier might spoil it? 🤔  

Current favorite song: I don't know if they qualify as favorites, but songs will enter my brainspace and then swirl around in there for a while, refusing to leave. So I'm constantly listening to them (on YouTube, not Spotify; don't have a smartphone) and/or singing along in an effort to exorcise the earworm. At the moment the playlist in my head is:

I Don't Think That I Like Her Anymore (Charlie Puth)  Charlie constantly amazes me with his superhuman ability to churn out catchy melodic turns and unusual aural takes on percussion sounds for his backing rhythms (e.g., the light switch in Light Switch). This song continues with his quirky stylings, and I'm loving the pounding bass coming in to frame the heavyweight sock-it-ta-ya message of the song's chorus after the light plaintive vocals of the introductory and intervening verses. The second (melodic) line of the chorus ("Cause they're all the same") is so simple and yet so perfectly fitting after the bold hook of the first line – I find myself asking each time I hear it how could anything else ever fit better? And then it builds and builds to a big finish, at the end of each chorus and also at the end of the song – that key change from B Major to C# Major is quite a genius step, retro yet so fresh. (But still... C sharp? 👀 OK if your electronic thingamajig can auto-transpose but hell on a trad keyboard.) I know this song is from a year ago but I'm not simply wallowing in nostalgia (oh all right, so yes I am a bit) – there is nonetheless a BL connection that first got me hooked on this. The cast of my current fave I Feel You Linger in the Air did their own take on the TikTok Kpop dance challenge of this song (linked here, with other TikToks here) and they're just so cute dancing along. Nonkul attempts a little elbow jab in homage to the original choreo, while Bright gives up after a couple of bars and just goes on doing alternating wrist twirls like those you sometimes see in Southeast Asian dance… 🤣 Alee and Tian seem like they're having fun, as does Attila, but who knew Khun Robert could actually look this good, all goofy and charming when he smiles doing a silly little jig?

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All I Want for Christmas is You (Mariah Carey)  Ever since Ms. Mariah broke her icy containment after Halloween (see this video here 😂) I've been singing along, getting in the mood for carols, fruitcake and Christmas decorations because it reminds me of time spent with (departed) family. Happy because those are happy times worth recalling, but also bittersweet because those loved ones are no longer around.

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One of Your Girls (Troye Sivan)  While I tend to feel a pinch of resentment whenever Aussies of European origin seem to get opportunities in the West more easily than non-white people do, I have to remind myself it's the system and not the talent that is at fault. So credit where credit is due and I'm a fan of what Troye has done with this and his earlier releases (like his video with PP Krit 😃😍). One of Your Girls is just so beautiful and languid as it teases with its message, and consistently Troye is breathtakingly beautiful and languid in the video, teasing us with an offering of the forbidden. I'm feeling things I never thought I would. 😮 The choreography is pretty daring too. (Especially that crotch flare – where did they tuck the dangly bits? I'm wincing as I watch.) Also shout-out to all the different representation with the models. 😍

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Then I'm Gonna Give You Up (Rick Astley)  This is Rick Astley spoofing Rick Astley (more explanation linked here) and just so funny. Especially since the original song is already iconic on Tumblr.

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Fast Car (Luke Combs)  Another nostalgia trip, this is an absolutely stellar rendition of the already phenomenal original by Tracy Chapman. Almost like Marc Cohn's Walking in Memphis with its sense of urgency and of bottled emotions about to explode, maybe just a shade less of Marc's full-throated growl in Luke's voice, but earthshaking nonetheless. In these 21st century times (and in my corner of the world where BL and queer rep cross my dash all the time) I love that Luke (a married man with a wife and two kids, looking for all we know like the straightest of the hets) didn't change Tracy's line "So I work in the market as a checkout girl", paying homage to the original and smashing at the gender-obsessives everywhere in a quietly powerful way.

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Currently reading: My language study textbooks; not much time for anything else though I do miss having a good work of fiction to keep me company whenever the slate of Thai drama dips in quality.

Currently watching: I Feel You Linger in the Air – a really impressive work, solidly-grounded in its universe with overhanging familial, social and political intrigue that threatens to overshadow (but never really does) the chemistry between Khun Yai and Jom.

I've fallen in hard love with this and just hope that Tee Bundit will display the wisdom associated with his name (for those as linguistically-obsessed as I am, Bundit is the homologue for pundit in English, pandit in Hindi and pendita in Malay) and wrap up the finale with more finesse than he has done on his other shows. (Something tells me though that the sense of foreboding you get while watching IFYLITA is partly due to the dread that Tee is going to rush and stumble through the last bits, leaving viewers less than satisfied with the ending like he did with Lovely Writer, Hidden Agenda and Step by Step.) However this goes, I'm a new fan of Nonkul and Bright's acting, and can't wait to see more of them.

As to what else I'm watching – I'm still trying to finish Only Friends, if only to be able to say that I've finally watched a Jojo show all the way to the end. It's not for me, though it has some moments that shine (like Neo's performance, and all the shirtless scenes) but I struggle to find anything that satisfies on a more cerebral level. I'm not opposed to sensuality and messy drama being foregrounded over more intellectual underpinnings (all hail KinnPorsche) but for me it doesn't go earthy and raw enough to make up for whatever else it doesn't do.

Current favorite character: Pat and Pran from Bad Buddy will always be on this list, but because I'm currently enjoying IFYLITA I'm sure I've been visited by Por Jom, Khun Yai, Khun Ueangphueng, Ba Prik, Ming and Khun James in my dreams lately (and also a certain racing piglet 🤣).

Current WIP: All in my head, but I have a final wrap-up post on Bad Buddy locations percolating, as well as one on the graphics in the show (that give us hints of Pat and Pran's interior worlds).

Tagging names I've seen more than once cross my dash and/or notes:

@neuroticbookworm @airenyah @alexis-mika @belladonna-and-the-sweetpeas @wen-kexing-apologist @twig-tea @pandasmagorica @respectthepetty @dribs-and-drabbles @waitmyturtles @dimplesandfierceeyes @writerwithoutsound @bengiyo @grapejuicegay @lamonnaie @lurkingshan @callipigio @italianpersonwithashippersheart @recentadultburnout @kattahj @theheightofdishonor @fiddlepickdouglas @dc-alves @brazilian-whalien52 @slayerkitty @silvercrystal1 @dudeyuri @ranchthoughts @suni-san @chawarin-panich @lurkingteapot @solitaryandwandering

and anyone else who'd like to play. 😍 Apologies if you've already been tagged; point me to your post if so! And apologies if I've forgotten to mention anyone; if I follow or if you follow me please know you are loved and do play along if you wish! 💖

Also a special tag carved out for the lovely @visualtaehyun as a part-apology; you've tagged me before on a couple of other games and I wrote out about half of my replies – but then work deadlines became urgent and got in the way. Ruefully I had to abandon those posts (especially since they're now weeks out of date). So this is my way of saying thanks for tagging me on those tag games, sorry for not replying, and I hope you'll play along with this one because I love getting to know like-minded people on Tumblr! 💖

[linsaangs]

sorry for sending another giant ask but if youre willing to share im also so interested in what forms the dragons would take, as that may influence how their eggs look (unless were operating off the dragons arent real and you can make whatever it is up principle, which is totally fine and id stil like to hear about it!!) if theyre more aviary then would their eggs be harder-shelled? if theyre reptillian would they lay soft-shelled eggs? are there multiple different types of dragons in the world that may lay different types of eggs? that also makes me wonder if there are then would certain types of eggs be seen as unsightly/gross to consume, like reptilian eggs?

egg lore...2!

they lay soft shelled eggs that harden to hard shelled eggs after a couple days. they are incapable of parthenogenesis, so an unfertilized egg cannot be incubated into a viable embryo.

the Aviaaros are mesothermic, meaning intermediate-blooded, and begin to lactate (in humanoid form) approximately equivalent to a year after laying their egg to nurse their young. the hatchling emerges in its draconian form and eats the eggshell/yolk.

after an intense academic discussion in call we decided their version of dragon catholicism is about dragon jesus being hatched from parthenogenesis (and thus female, XX), and when he's an adult he feeds the hungry with his unfertilized eggs and eggnog instead of bread and wine.

this society domesticates multiple bird species for egg consumption, as eggs are pretty holy, and dragon communion involves consuming a hardboiled dove egg (dragon jesus's fursona- as in this world it's a lamb), and some eggnog.

soft shelled eggs are eaten but they're more of a delicacy, as they're particularly fresh, most prefer to eat them when they've hardened.

[technovillain]

any thoughts headcanons 4 sam n dogen sibling relationship dynamics i jus lovlove them

YEAS.... (also like 6 months later dskfksa sorryyyy) I have a few regarding what it was like for them growing up now that I made hcs for their parents.

Let me preface this with my Dogen lore. I thinkkk that the reason why Dogen is the way he is (so paranoid about his powers) is a result of how he was raised. Mallory and Geffrey were actually really chill parents until the Incident... (Dogen exploded the head of a housekeeper when he was just a baby and they cover it up and he isn't allowed to know but they have to make sure it doesn't happen again. so naturally they are very very frightened of that and it makes him kind of freaked out all the time having everyone making sure his little hardboiled egg head is all foiled up at all costs.)

ANYWAYS......... since Geffrey had a job in hotel management and Mallory worked housekeeping in them, they all moved around quite a bit. They sort of just lived in the hotels growing up. For around the first 6 years of her life, Sam was a weird little hotel gremlin, just wandering the halls, getting in to people's rooms, eating the complimentary soaps. Then Dogen came along and despite everything, Sam was never really scared of him. She even was the only witness to the incident when he was still a baby. That's why she's kind of got that haunted look in her eyes all the time. She kind of thought it was cool.

So once Dogen got a little older, the two became hotel gremlins together. Sam liked to pick him up like a purse and just carry him around because he was amoeba-sized. It would freak out their parents, who were kind of afraid of shaking him around, lest they got exploded... Sam and Dogen love playing tag and hide-and-go-seek in the halls, and they're the type of siblings who basically have their own language of weird jokes and games they play. I think once Sam became aware of her own psychic powers, she realized that a lot of their communication had been amplified by telepathy this whole time.

[ask-the-tf2-mercs]

[this package is adressed to sniper]

[it contains a bright yellow tshirt that says "satanists broke into my house and stole my hardboiled eggs and all i got was this shitty t-shirt" in sparkly magenta off center comic sans]

[this tshirt is cursed - whatever sniper does to try to get rid of it (give it away, throw it away, destroy it, etc) the next time he enters his van it will be there on the bed, folded neatly and undamaged. it cannot be un-cursed by merasmus or any other wizard or spellcaster]

[the package also contains a note: "tell your obnoxious boyfreind that every time he dodges some magical thing i send, im applying it to you instead"]

Sniper: [looks at the note and then through the box, confused, overturning it and nothing comes out. goes out to his camper, and then heads back inside to find Spy] So.. apparently thanks to you I'm supposed to be cursed? But I ain't seein' anything.

Spy: [takes the note to read it and chuckles] An excellent attempt. But I think you forget that by cursing my beau, we shall say, you are indirectly still attempting to curse me. So it will not work on him either. Or Scout. Or anyone on the team, or in my personal life, or anything of the such.

Sniper: I'm just confused why these people keep tryin' to do these things to you.

Spy: As am I. Other than the fact they must simply dislike me for some reason, and only wish to see me unhappy.

Sniper: Well, I like you.

Spy: And that is all that matters, is it not? [kisses his cheek before gently patting it and walking off, slowly tearing the note into pieces]

[amenders93]

7 Weeks till Chicken Run 2

About a month ago, I mentioned that some couples start after having pleasant conversations and spending time together while other couples start having some disagreeable moments and occasionally a big spat before they make up as friends and then start to develop feelings for each other. I find that during these arguments, two people say things to each other that can be hurtful or insulting but may also help one person make a serious character development along the way. That's why for this week's post, we're going to review the scene where our two stubborn chickens Rocky and Ginger have their biggest argument yet. Luckily for us, this will be the last post of these two disliking each other before we get to the good stuff 😉.

Let's pick up from when Ginger alerts the other hens about what she has discovered only after she tips over the chicken feed trough to grab their attention. She warns them that something is wrong and reviews what's been happening lately, all the while Rocky comes out of his hiding place in the watering can and hearing every word she's saying. First strange boxes arrive in the barn, then Babs stops laying eggs but the Tweedys don't take her to the chop, and now the farmers are giving the chickens extra food which could only mean one thing - Mr. and Mrs. Tweedy are fattening up all the chickens to kill them all. This realization causes the chickens that have their cheeks full of chicken feed gulp it down nervously.

That's when Rocky comes in to try to appease the situation by telling the others that Ginger didn't mean what she said and pulls her down from the trough to take her away to talk to her in private. Before he drags Ginger away, he tells the others to keep eating and save some for him. Rocky puts on a happy smile for the chickens as he's dragging a struggling Ginger into one of the huts as she yells at him to let her go. When they reach hut 22, she's able to release herself from the rooster's grip and that's when he starts to give her his two cents. Now it's Rocky's turn to give Ginger a piece of his mind like she gave him hers the night before.

Rocky tells Ginger that he's met some hardboiled eggs in his day but that she's about twenty minutes. Our ginger hen asks what he means by that with the cocky rooster answering that it means she's got to lighten up. According to him, over in America there's a rule - if you want to motivate someone, DON'T MENTION DEATH! Ginger isn't moved by this wisdom; she simply chuckles at this, saying that over here in England, their rule is always tell the truth. Rocky gives another sarcastic remark that the truth so far has been working like a real charm. Then he gives the little firecracker some free advice - if she wants the chickens to perform, tell them what they want to hear. Ginger angrily dismisses this "advice" as another excuse for lying. She starts to walk away to leave the hut, leaving the rooster even more annoyed than before. Things are starting to get a little intense now 😬.

Rocky follows her outside, pointing an accused feather at her telling her that the problem with her is she's difficult. That stops Ginger in her tracks who turns around and asks him why. Maybe because she's honest and he's not. She also angrily remarks that she cares about what happens to her fine feathered friends, something that she wouldn't expect a "lone free ranger" to know anything about. Since basically ever since he got to the farm, all he's done is care about no one but himself. Rocky takes offense to this and starts to get angry himself saying that if this is the way she shows how she cares, he hopes she never cares about him. Ginger is more than happy to assure him that she'll never care for him. The rooster yells out "Good!" with the hen yelling back "Fine!" And that's it; the conversation is over. Ginger goes one way and Rocky goes another, storming off away from each other. If only these two knew that later on, they do start to care about each other. Not only that, they would end up getting married and having a child together.

As Rocky rounds the corner of the hut, he was met with a very dismal scene. There were all the hens, slumped over with their heads bowed, looking depressed and lifeless. Mac is playing a sad song on her harmonica, Babs is still knitting but not happily I may add, and Bunty is just staring down at the chicken feed on the ground, sadly. Rocky is starting to feel something he probably never felt before - sympathy. And that's especially after he sees what Babs had knitted - not a scarf, not a hat, not even a beak warmer but a noose. The rooster's face falls, feeling very sorry for them and actually starting to see the seriousness of the situation (for the very first time since he got there). Then an idea crept across his face and heads off in the opposite direction to put it into motion. What do you think he's going to do this time 😉?

Now it seems that our feisty hen and cocky rooster have shown that they really dislike each other. Rocky sees Ginger as too serious and a big stick-in-the-mud, while Ginger sees Rocky as careless and selfish. Their argument had left them saying hurtful things to each other that will later on have an impact on one of them - Rocky. If you have seen the live-action adaption of Beauty and the Beast, you have probably heard what Emma Thompson who plays Mrs. Potts say this line that will always stick with me - "People say a lot of things in anger but it's our choice whether or not to listen". And in this case, Rocky decides to listen to what Ginger had said to him about caring for the other chickens, and about his current character as well. After he sees how miserable the hens were after hearing their trusted leader tell them news about their oncoming deaths, he begins to feel sympathetic towards them; the start of his character development. Rocky is finally starting to see how serious the chickens' life or death situation is and now he really wants to help them out the best he can.

On another note, I'd like to give my opinion on what Rocky and Ginger were discussing earlier on in their argument. They both did make a good point about honesty. Ginger was right about telling the truth to the chickens but Rocky was also right about bringing up the death part the way she did. But then again, Rocky did say that if you want someone to perform, tell them what they want to hear (which Ginger just brushes off as another excuse for lying). She refuses to lie at all and even though her honesty can be brutal, she stills cares about her friends and their well-being while Rocky didn't care about them all. To me, honesty is always the best policy but there is a fine line between honesty and brutal honesty. When you tell someone the truth, you want to bring it up in a way that won't hurt them emotionally especially if you really care about them.

Anyway this is my sixth weekly Rocky/Ginger moment post commemorating the upcoming sequel to Chicken Run. I hope you enjoyed this post. There will be 6 other posts about the first film coming up in the future as well as one monthly post about the sequel. Waiting for this long-awaited sequel may not be easy but these posts are making it easier as the release date draws nearer.

[hjcoolartnerd]

Continuing my few interactions for TDAS, Hope you enjoy these interactions. Giving Eric and Daniel Abit more screen time

Previous Episode:

Evil Dread

Episode 3: Saving Private Leechball

Recap: 

 Chris: “ last times on total drama all stars! Our hero’s and villains went digging for buried treasure, and uncovered a few nasty surprises *laughs* Eric’s got covered in itching powder while his brother laughs earning him a sucker punch in the nose by Scott, also Scott villained it up big time trying to sabotage the heroes, and when he got caught he didn’t take it so well. But in the end  heroic hamsters were victorious, and Lightning fresh from a hungry night of exile on boney island  made enough bony headed moves to get the royal  flush from his team mates 14 competitors remain, which one of the. Will ride the sewer system next, find out right now on, Total! Drama! All Stars!”

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Villains at the looser cabin

Duncan: “ugh, I almost forgotten about these crudtacular cabins”

Alejandro: “let us hope it’s our only visit “

Scott: “*lays down* ow! I miss the hotel! Now that I know how rich people live everything I used to like stinks!”

Daniel: “that doesn’t look soft *goes to one of the bunks*oh they aren’t.., they feel like rocks! *scotts bunk breaks Daniel laughs*”

Duncan’s confessional: “Scott’s okay, at least with him you know what you are getting  which is crud, but still nice to know” 

Daniel’s confessional: “karma is a B I T C… or what? Jaja he totally deserved  that after sucker punching me. Maybe I should get  him more hurt tomorrow. Also I better keep working magic on Gwen if She allies with me guess who joins? No it’s not Scott…nor Alejandro…nor Jo… no Heather…” 

Alejandro:  “well goodnight gentlemen!” 

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Heroes at the Spa hotel

Eric: “oh my gawd! This bed is supper comfortable! Is like sleeping on a cloud!

Mike: “*satisfying Sigh* this is the life!”

Cameron: “yeah, but I feel a little guilty looking at Sam’s empty bed. I hope he’s okay over on boney island.”

Eric: “he is a survivor like all of us he will be okay… maybe hurt to the bone but he’ll be fine.”

Eric’s confessional: “I should have gone to exile instead of Sam..  but he beat me to it..  tomorrow I plan to work hard on the days challenge! I do t want us to loose and get booted 3rd” 

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Cameron: “I’ve never seen eggs so perfectly hardboiled! The odds are 10 trillion to 1”

Eric: “maple Bacon let’s never lose again!”

Courtney: “it’s not all perfect “

Eric: “and here comes miss Karen *mumbles placing one hard boiled egg in my pocket like Cameron, and zoey and Mike with bacon and Sierra with Toast*”

Courtney: “Hey Butler!  I’ve got a problem!  This juice is at least five percent too pulpy. I thought you were supposed to cantor to our every… *butler returns* oh that was fast… but I’m sure it won’t be *drinks* perfect!”

Eric’s confessional: “yeah Courtney is the type of customer whose food id spit if I found her at my job. Why treat the people who handle your food badly?” 

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*Daniel’s notices Jo, Heather and Alejandro trying to make a play with Gwen.*

Daniel’s confessional: “so Alehandjerk, old Heather and Miss Josephine sweatpants are trying to make a play on weird goth girl , I need to step up my game if I want her on my side. I have to beat them to it or else I might be Toiler food! And I know how to try and get her on my side. She wants to make amends with Teen Karen!”

Daniel: “hey Gwen! Have you thought about a way to apologize to Courtney.”

Gwen: “I’ve thought of a lot of ways… but she is glaring at me and it’s hard to even apologize to her.”

Daniel: “Maybe keep trying to do good deeps for her, it will wear her out! It works on my teachers at school, and Courtney is kind of like a teacher.”

Gwen: “you think it would work?”

Daniel: “absolutely!”

Daniel’s confessional: “I have no clue! Teen Karen is well… a Karen.. she’d be the type to ask for a manager for a stupid thing like an employee asking her if she wants dessert when she said her order was complete.” 

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Chris: “soldiers! Let’s all welcome back, exiled hamsters Sam!”

Zoey: “hey Sam! How was exile?”

Sam: “aside from the blinding hunger and bear attacks  pretty good actually, *sam falls*

*the team runs to him*

Mike: “ don’t worry buddy, we smuggled you breakfast!” *they all pulled out what they brought for Sam*

Sam: “you bots, are expert  level awesome!” 

Sierra: “Courtney what did you bring Sam?”

Eric: “yeah. Courtney. What did you bring?”

Courtney’s confessional: “no one told me we were doing that!”

Eric’s confessional: “yeah I purposely didn’t tell Courtney to make her look even more bad. I mean look at her! She did this to her self when she became a Karen ” 

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Chris: “as winners of yesterday’s challenge the heroes get a full one minute head start! *heroes cheer* ready? Set! *chef shoots Leech gun leech falls on Scott’s face*”

Scott: “ouch!”

*Eric’s looks at Scott with a worried expresion but he runs with his team Daniel notices this*

Eric’s confessional: “Focus Eric! I gotta focus! I can’t let a guy or girl distract me again! After criticizing Heather, Gwen and Courtney in World tour I can’t be seem like a hypocrite now!” 

Daniel’s confessional: “what the? Does Eric cares about Scott’s Well being now? When last season he laughed at Him? I don’t understand those two? First they were at Each others throats and now the6 care for each other ?!”

Heather: “know who could outrace the hamsters even with a head start? Lightning! Way to ruin everything Jo!”

Jo: “We all voted him off, remember?”

Alejandro: “we may not need to worry*points to the hamsters as Sam’s stops tired but Sierra and Mike return to help him*”

Gwen: “*sighs happily* now that’s team work!”

Heather: “yeah Work together now! Crush each other later! Like you and Courtney!”

Gwen: “what?!”

Heather: “the allergy bouquet, the stink bomb! I love  how you insist  you wanna be friends so she never sees it coming .”

Gwen: “uh…”

Heather: “talk about evil genius”

Gwen: “but I didn’t really did those things on purpose! really!”

Heather: “sure *winks*”

Daniel: “don’t worry Gwen I know you didn’t” 

Gwen: “thanks Daniel, i appreciate it!” 

Chris: “Villains! You are up in 3,  2, 1 *chef shoots and the leech falls on Scott again*”

*the villains start running*

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Courtney: “Move it! Hussle or so help me  you’ll never see another sunrise!”

Eric: “wow easy Courtney! The man is injured! Flip the witch switch back to Off! We need to work together and support him. No man left behind!” 

Courtney: “Shut it Eric! Or I’ll make sure you are the next one to be flushed!”

Mike’s confessional: “Courtney is kind of scary some times…. *mal shows up* and I love when things get scary! *mikes returns* so, uh what was I saying?” 

Eric’s confessional: “okay I never did anything to Courtney so she treats me like that? Sure I did sided with Gwen when the whole Boyfriend kissing happened but, she was asking for it? Duncan and Courtney were toxic together, a on again off again thing…… oh now I see why… jaja” 

Sierra: “does anyone knows where the heart of the Forrest, is exactly?”

Eric: “we’d have to verify. If I recall in season 1 nor season 4 we have never gone to the heart of the forest.” 

Zoey: “then I’ll go get a better look! *she starts to climb a tree*” 

Courtney’s confessional:” Zoey has some seriously impressive skills, and that is why she’s got to go”

Zoey: “over there!”

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 Courtney: “the big one! Go for the big one!” *villains appear in front of the crate*

Mike: “wow! Where’d they come from?” 

Daniel: “best team ever!”*Heather blows a raspberry*

Duncan: “*laughs and points* suckers!” 

Courtney: “ the small one! Go for the small one!”

Eric: “no kidding!” *rolls eyes*

Courtney: “gross!”

Mike: “guess this is this is the low  tech crate alright!”

Villains: *cheer*

Jo: “Who needs lightning! Am I right people?”

Daniel: “what ever Jo.”  *duncan opens the crate*

Duncan, Scott, Heather and Jo: “I’ll take the cannon! No I’ll take the cannon! *goans*”

Alejandro: “We use it as a team right Gwen?”

Heather: “yeah! Obviously “

Jo: “that’s what I was going to say! Woh go team!”

Duncan’s confessional: “so Heather Jo and Alejandro are making a play for Gwen. Why isn’t anyone trying to work me? Probably because I can’t be manipulated! But they could at least  try!”

Daniel’s confessional: “Those three are so obvious! Even a dumb girl like Lindsiot would know they would be trying to manipulate her. Like Can’t they be more discreet?”

Eric: “*walks to Scott holding his bucket and his slingshot* hey Scott you okay? I saw that a leech fell on you?” 

Scott: “*taken a back* huh? Yeah huh I guess it didn’t hurt! I’m a strong as an ox *he smiles before trying to act villainous* and why would you ask about me huh? “

Eric: “well you screamed ouch? I’m just checking you don’t making things easier for us. *he said but they were making eye contact*

Daniel’s confessional: “are you seeing this? Those two are so obnoxious! Eric should have learned after what happened with that pretty boy from action! Discount alehandjerk … “

Eric’s confessional: “for those wondering I don’t have feelings for Scott! He just seem more goofy now than ,last season,  he seems more like the real him, I’m not attracted to his handsome freckled face… or that fire hair or those deep blue piercing eyes…. no! Focus!”

Scott’s confessional: “Eric was annoying last season as the rats ,mentor but now he seems nicer? More like a person I would talk to? He doesn’t seem as uptight as he was? Probably because I’m not in his team throwing challenges… but his hazelnut eyes, his cute smile, those black locks! He is adorable! … but n-no I don’t like him! He just seems like a possible, alliance member for the merge!” 

Screen in half Eric and Scott’s confessional: “Who ever thinks I like him will get a punch in the face! This is only strategic! Being nice to him and pull him into an alliance, no matter how much I want to ki…. *they blush  and stop* like I said strategic” 

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Heroes

Courtney: “ of course the villains, get machine gun shooters. We’ll never beat them with these puny slingshots.”

Cameron : “ sure we can!”

 

Cameron and Sierra: “ if we are stealthy and score 1st * they high five as Mike drops Sam*”

Eric: “ yeah, Courtney, you don’t have to drag us down with your pessimistic thoughts. “

Courtney: “ uh. nerd, love if you kiss  in front of me, I will throw up *turns to eric* I didn’t ask for your opinion Eric”

Cameron: “ Sierra and I are just friends, right Sierra?”

Sierra: “ yeah we are. I have a Cody waiting back home for me.” 

Zoey: “ a cave! Sam can rest in there while the rest of us take on the villains”

Eric: “ good idea!”

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Sam: “uh, power, level low…”

Mike: “ should someone stay to guard him? It”

Courtney: “ I’ll do it I owe him for not bringing him some breakfast”

Eric: “ sounds like a plan, and not against that!”

Zoey’s confessional: “ I knew Courtney had a heart buried in there somewhere”

Courtney’s confessional: “ this is what the smart leaders do hang back and let the soldiers take the leeches to the face”

Eric’s confessional: “ you guys may be wondering why I wasn’t against Courtney guarding Sam. it’s very simple. Actually I know that she’s one of those people that prefers self preservation so the moment that she smells dangerous she’s going to use Sam as a human shield and if we lose the challenge it would be a win-win because we can get rid of Courtney. I feel like she should’ve gone an episode one.”

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Zoey: “we have to find the villains before they find us”

Mike: “stealth maneuvers, this sounds like a job for Svetlana *gasp*”

 Sierra: “Oh, goody! She’s my favorite!”

Cameron: “svetlanna? Is that you?”

Mike: “*sighs* Nah still me”

Mikes confessional: “okay, wasn’t too long ago I couldn’t keep my alternate personalities in, now they won’t come out *hits himslef* ouch! Damned wall am I Chester? *rips off shirt* yo Vito! my shirts off come and get it. Vito? Anybody?”

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*pushing the cannon*

Gwen: “we’re easy targets like this, maybe we should ditch the cannon”

Jo: “ no way! I haven’t even had a turn to fire it yet! Isn’t that right sweetheart”

Gwen: “OK? Then we should split up” 

Alejandro: “agreed I’ll go with Gwen”

Heather: “ no I’ll go with Gwen”

Jo: “ as if I’m letting either of you go anywhere with Gwen”

Alejandro: “please attempt to be reasonable *as he Jo and Heather argue*”

Daniel: “hey guys why are you fighting for Gwen? We can’t all go with her?” *a leech hits alejandro*

Alejandro: *screams* “I’m hit! *falls*” 

Zoey: “Sorry, but not totally *runs off as people try to shoot her leeches, Daniel screams*”

Daniel: “Oh come on!”*he  drops his machine gun and they can hear Eric laughing*”

Jo: *fires the cannon and it hits Scott*

Scott: “oh. Come on!” *he groans and falls*

Eric: “Scott!?” *he runs up to him Dropping his sling shots* “buddy you okay? *starts taking the leeches off scott*”

Eric’s confessional: “if I’m going to have Scott as an ally I need him at his best… but maybe going out in the open w(ere the villains are was a dumb mistake” 

Heather: “so long sucker!” *shoots eric as Eric screams” 

Daniel’s confessional: “Okay this is way more deep than I thought?! Eric is definitely in love with Scott! I have to stop anything to happen between them!” 

Chris: “*laughs* that’s!  Three points for the heroes and one for the villains!”

Duncan: “ but Zoey only hit Alejandro? And Eric hit Daniel” 

Chris: “true but friendly fire counts!” 

Jo: “ what dirt boy got in the way!”

Heather: “you can take your excuses and stick it in your *mike shoots her* ah!!”

Chris: “that’s four points heroes one for the villains!” 

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(Next part is between Eric Scott Daniel Alejandro and Heather since Eric is out already)

Eric: “that’s the dumbest move I’ve ever done *,amages to take the five leeches Heather shot at him*”

Heather: “you think? You aren’t in your game Eric”

Eric: “you are one to talk? Both you and Alejandro out already? So sad *laughs*”

Daniel: “at least they were taken out by Zoey and Mike! Not like you taken out because you were worried about the dumb dirty boy!”

Eric: “*tries to stay calm* Me worried?! As If! I hate Scott!” *tries not to blush*

Daniel: “sure… just like Heather and Alejandro hate eachother!”

Alejandro and Heather: “shut it Daniel!” 

Daniel: “touchy *laughs*”

Daniel’s confessional: “it’s easy to play Heather, Alejandro and Eric! Two of them are into eachother and I know most of Eric’s weaknesses perks of being his brother,” 

Eric’s confessional: “ I really want to wipe Daniel’s grin off his mouth! He is more annoying than Bryan! And Bryan conspired against Heather to do a twin switch! That why I had pink tips in world tour!” 

Heathers confessional: “I got to say Daniel is really Evil, but is he Bryan evil? He turned against his own sibling? Maybe I could recruit him as an ally! He might know Eric’s weaknesses. I get Gwen, with Gwen comes Duncan, and I get Eric, four votes for Alejandro next time!” 

Alejandro’s confessional: “if Eric was in our team I think I could have convinced him to join me in a alliance, despite our past Eric wants the millions as much as I do, and right now Heather and Daniel are both threats!” 

Eric’s confessional : “you know I’m happy I’m not in the vultures!  Because if I did I would be their first target. And what allies I have in their team? Gwen only, and I’m trying to get Scott to side with me but Right now it work e useful, but it’s always good to have allies right?” 

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Eric: “well I’m taking Scott to get those Leeches removed. *eric got up and tried to make Scott stand and held him with one of Scott’s arms around his shoulders. Eric walked off with scott*”

Daniel’s confessional: “okay this is getting out of hand! I don’t know my own older brother anymore.”

Alejandro’s confessional: “this is perfect! Is obvious Eric is trying to get Scott as an ally if I get Eric to ally with me! I can have 2 votea when the merge happens plus Gwen and Duncan if I get Gwen on my side.” 

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Eric: *struggling to have Scott up, he sees Alejandro Hand walking to him* 

Alejandro: “need assistance?”

Eric: “I’d say yes but you can’t use your legs so it’d be futile” 

Alejandro’s confessional: “I need Eric’s trust and I know how” 

Alejandro: “what if I to,d you this is all an act?” 

Eric: “what do you mean?” 

Alejandro: “*smirks as he goes a Down and the  stands up with his legs* my legs are perfectly fine!” *but Alejandro didn’t know someone a Saw them being sierra*

Sierras confessional: “holy Cody! Alejandro is pretending? I saw right thru him but he just admitted that to Eric! Is he trying to play Eric? I need to ask him.”

Eric: “oh? So you are playing Heather and you team with a lie saying your legs don’t work?”

Alejandro: “you are smarter than you think! Listen Eric, I know you hate me”

Eric: “hate is an understatement” 

Alejandro: “how about I help you take Scott to the informers and you can ally yourself with me! I know you have the most influence on the votes in the heroes, if you have me as an Ally you’d have another ally on the villains and have more votes and possibly Duncan’s vote. You and Gwen are friends right?”

Eric: “yeah I do have Sam, Sierras, Mike, Zoey, Cameron and Gwen’s trust. They are friends to me. And I’m trying to get Scott to ally with me too. So yeah” 

Alejandro: “then perfect ally with me and we get rid of Jo, Heather, Courtney and Duncan when the time is right what do you say?”

Eric’s confessional: “I know Alejandro is playing me, but you know wha5 I’m going to let him think I’m with him! But when some threats are out, I’ll double cross him. That not evil when you are doing it to a villain! Besides. I would never double cross any one of my friends so once I get Jo Heather Courtney Daniel and Duncan out, the next one to go will be Alejandro. Leaving me and my friends and Scott.” 

Eric: “deal!”

Alejandro’s confessional: “wow he trust me!  He really is easily tricked! Once I get rid of all, those people Eric will be next!” 

Eric: “make yourself useful and Help me with Scott”

Alejandro: “*goes to the other Side of Scott and Helps him up* wow he really stinks!?” 

Eric: “really I guess sharing a cabin and a trailer with Owen’s farts really did made me immune to Scott’s smells.”

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*after the left Scott in the infermery*

Alejandro: “I’ll return to my team before they get suspensions!”

Eric: “alright Al, *he sees Alejandro hand walk away as he walks the other way and hears Chris announce*

Chris: “it’s six to three, heroes!  One more point and the hamsters win!” 

Sierra: “*walks to Eric covered in Leeches* Eric what were you talking with Alejandro? Didn’t you hate them?”

Eric: “Sierra do you trust me?”

Sierra: “kind of? You’ve never done anything wrong thru the seasons so I know you are trust worthy”

Eric: “then get this Alejandro is trying to manipulate me to try and use me as a life boat to get far in the game and he thinks I’m oblivious.” 

Sierra: “so that’s why he let you know he can walk?”

Eric: “correct! He is trying to get me to trust him. But I’m just using him. If with his support we get rid of most of the villains and Courtney it will be just you, Me, Sam, Cameron, Mike, Zoey, Gwen and Scott in the merge.”

Sierra: “wait you already planned ahead? That’s really strategic of you? But what next? When most of the good guys are in the merge? “

Eric: “we start taking people out depending on how much of a threat they are. I don’t want to double cross anyone, so when the merge comes and it’s just us 7 I’d be honest and say that’s when our alliance breaks and everyone is on their own if they want.”

Sierra: “what if it back fires?”

Eric: “I never thought of that”

Chris: “six points to four! It ain’t over yet!” 

Eric: “which villain is left? And which heroes al left?”

Sierra: “if I’m correct, Jo is the only villain left and heroes, is Mike Zoey, and I think Courtney who might have used Sam as human shield.”

Eric: “perfect! If we lose let’s vote Courtney!”

Sierra: “really?you want us to lose?”

Eric: “not at all I love the spa hotel! But if no thanks to Courtney we lose she should be out next”

Sierra: “agree! She is nothing but mean and bossy! I like Zoey as leader better!”

Eric: “same!”

Sierras confessional: “Can I trust Eric? His plan to get 7 people to the merge sound pretty evil! Considering the fact he is willing to work with Alejandro someone that Eric despised more than Heather and Eric in season 3” 

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Chris: “this just in with a final score of seven points to four, the heroes win!… al though some of them, didn’t behave all that heroically. Courtney!” 

Eric: “yes! Way to go!” *he high fives Sierra and Cameron*

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Daniel: “hey Gwen who should we vote for in this elimination?” 

Gwen: “I’m voting Jo, most of us are.”

Daniel: “Alright Jo it is!”

Daniel’s confessional: “step two! Go with Gwen’s choice to vote off a villain! Check!” 

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Vultures Votes:

Alejandro: Jo

Daniel: Jo

Duncan: Jo 

Gwen: Jo

Heather: Jo

Jo: Heather 

Scott: Jo

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Order in which they receive marshmallows

Gwen 

Alejandro 

Daniel

Duncan

Scott

Heather (bottom 2) 

Jo (Eliminated)

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Chris: “but before we get flushing, I wanna do a little re shuffling! Today one villain acted more like a hero and one hero acted more like a villain, so pack your bags and switch your teams! Courtney and Duncan! *everyone gasps* and ass an added twist and more drama I also want to switch two more, just because I feel like it. Eric switch with Daniel!” 

Courtney: “I don’t want to be a villain!”

Eric: “how is changing me to the villains Team makes more drama?”

Duncan: “I don’t want to be a lame o hero!”

Daniel: “this sucks! I’m not a hero! Why am I switching!”

Chris: “ yeah yeah, Just do it.”

Eric:  *sighs crossing his arms* this sucks!  *he walks to where the villains are and sits to Scott’s left*

Scott: “guess we are teammate!”

Eric: “*blushes and smiles* yes, guess we are” *he looks away blushing*

Eric’s confessional: “I might not be with the team I had the mayority of votes but…. This isn’t half bad, I have Gwen and I’m getting along with Scott so that’s something right?”

Daniel’s confessional: “this really sucks! A ream with Apology Brat, String bean, Mike, the gamer and the stalker. Great I’ll be booted next… oh and Duncan” 

Daniel: “hey new team… *everyone but Duncan is glaring at him*”

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Next episode

Food Fright

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ashenivir 32, rizeth 36 aaaaand vizeath 23!

asdjlkad i forgot i reblogged this ask game hi fox!!

(send me oc questions!!)

32 - Your character is having a prom night/debs. What kind of outfit do they wear?

Ashenivir dress up time! Choosing for himself it would be some simple yet elegant robes—plainer leggings, with a longer tunic overtop, plus some other like. Long bits. Some fancy sleeve covers, the kind that come halfway over your hand with subtle decoration on the back. Maybe a girdle style thing, to pull in the waist a bit for some kind of silhouette.

Colourwise probably going with dark blues/purples/black, with silver accents and little bits of decoration. A nice little half-cloak/mantle with silver edging I think, and enough Mystra stars for it to be a motif but not so many it looks silly.

(bonus fact, Rizeth plays dressup with him multiple times in arc 4, and he’s. he’s so fucking into it. it’s adorable)

36 - Tell us something about your OC that doesn't make it onto the page?

oh that’s tough! there’s loads of backstory stuff for Rizeth that might end up in arc 4/5 but it’s not there now, so i’ll put a non-spoilery bit here.

He was originally of a house with no real importance, a secondboy, and got sent/chosen as a consort by the Matron of House Velkon’yss when he was uhhh pretty young. Younger than Shen was when he transitioned at least. He didn’t have a good time there, needless to say, and when they needed a new wizard he jumped at the chance to escape to Sorcere.

When he fled Menzoberranzan, he eventually stumbled on a group of Mythen Thaelan traders heading for Neverwinter. He hid with magic, but was caught by Seldszar T’sonri (who wasn’t yet Archmage). He told him ‘do what you want with me, just don’t send me back’ and Seldszar was like well. obviously i’m not going to do that. and now they’re friends :)

23 - What is your character's favourite food and who cooks it best?

you just want me to post more about Vizaeth’s Food Issues :p

i have been musing on this though, bc i want to know what Rhylfein would get for him to eat when he’s refusing to eat literally anything. i think he likes food that’s firm/crunchy, rather than soft or mushy. but then i do also think he likes hardboiled eggs. it’s just a vibe i get.

ohhh i think he really likes good roast veggies. idk what kinda vegetables they can get in the underdark but some oil, some salt and pepper. give that boy a carrot stick. also button mushrooms i know he likes to just pop in his mouth. but only if they’re barely cooked; if they’re squishy then it’s a 0/10

i think for maximum Viz suffering, his family had one cook years ago who made vegetables the way he liked them, but they ended up getting sacrificed to Lolth and he’s never had the Right Vegetables since.

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20 questions game!

thank you, @startanewdream for the tag! ✨

tagging: @thenicestthingiveseen, @alphacrone, @women-inthe-sequel, and whoever wants to join in!

How many works do you have on AO3?

393... yeah, i don't know if i should feel proud about that number.

2. What's your total AO3 words count?

360,179!

3. What fandoms do you write for?

H.P, the old guard, young wizards, etc. i like to bounce around wherever the inspiration strikes.

4. What are your top 5 fics by kudos?

this pjo fic that was written at the right time despite the quality being crap (880 kudos), virtue is only virtue (502), crossing the streams (410), get up now you're not alone at all (340), eggs (334).

5. Do you respond to comments? Why or why not?

yes! i thrive on interaction and external validation! the comments section is also a great place for unexpected recommendations and ideas!

6. What's the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

18-year-old rachel was very proud of and we'll be chasing stars. 27-year-old rachel is also proud of her moon knight fanfics.

7. What's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

let your love surround me is so cozy!

8. Do you get hate on fics?

i've gotten entitled people in my comments and dms. :-)

9. Do you write smut. If so what kind?

tasteful? idk, the smut i write is light, as seen in no strange land, let your love surround me, and etc.

10. Do you write crossovers? What's the craziest one you've written?

could it be my the old guard/torchwood one, the doctor who/young wizards fic that is weirdly canonical in a sense, i actually a lot of young wizards crossovers... and let's not forget the one that got the actual author's attention by mistake!

11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?

:-) he wanted to :-) :-) :-) :-) nothing like getting barraged in my dms and reviews about how i was writing something against the wizarding god, and then i saw that his profile was full of fics that he had "corrected ." the rants were also wild.

12. Have you ever had a fic translated?

several! i don't think that site is up anymore, but some of my works have bene translated into russian.

13. Have you ever cowritten a fic before?

waaaaaaaay back in high school, my pjo forum friends and i co-write an original story about a weird town that featured us. i was a hardboiled private detective who was determined to be the beacon of sanity, musa was a kindly old grandmother who watched things a little too cheerfully, plug was an eccentric english professor...

14. What's your all-time favourite ship?

hinny, zoya/nikolai, joe/nicky, gideon/harrow.

15. What's a WIP you want to finish, but doubt you ever will?

the rewrite for you've got the love, which is titled keep you like an oath. i have a vague outline and character beats set, but i have written before how it's daunting to look back and start the whole thing.

16. What are your writing strengths?

i've clearly been writing for a while! there has been genuine growth since i started when i was 15, building more believable romances and a stronger comedic voice.

17. What are your writing weaknesses?

i spend too much time on cliche ambience than building a cohesive plot, character voices tend to blur together, not enough editing/taking my time, when i get comfortable with a niche thing i have trouble breaking out...

18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language for a fic?

don't use google translate. consult friends who speak the language and be prepared to be humbled.

19. First fandom you wrote for?

before i even knew what fanfic was, i wrote continuations of emily windsnap and magic tree house as a kid. playing in people's sandboxes has always been a thing for me!

20. Favourite fic you've ever written?

perchance to dream was a ridiculous amount of fun to write! technicolor beat had me work my creative muscles with tying the au concepts to canon. along the churchyard green had soooooooo much fun research involved. my top five are also listed here.