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lezabeththetheodoraimposter · 8 months ago

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my friends will judge me for watching a show until i tell them it has good gay rep then they’re watching it w me

#so predictable #honestly real tho #that’s literally what i do 😔🤭#camp cretaceous #yasammy #it’s true love your honor #yasmina fadoula #sammy gutierrez #honestly ben too #he ain’t straight #ben pincus

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giddlygoat · 6 months ago

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mario + peach is such a good ship istg they’re so good. straight ship so good it feels gay

#smb #mario #princess peach #idk what their ship name is 🫡#mario x peach #no id #giddly’s art #please ignore the goofy side angle i tried. i really did #this is what i get for NEVER using references 🥲#ngl i think peach is bi maybe? but i think mario is just straight. i think he simply loves women #mario is so funny. meet the mustachioed straight cis man and his brother The Fag #bc let’s be real luigi is definitely bi and genderqueer ✋😭 ain’t NO way he don’t have some gender stuff going on #but like. back to mario. i genuinely think he is too lovely and whimsical to NOT treat his bae like the queen she is #he would be such a good lover that people could mistake them for dykes i won’t even lie. just listen. just hear me out #I LIKE THEM OK 💥

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laz-kay · 10 months ago

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“And I know that one can’t afford me”

“Gross! I’d never think of it, spider”

#their eventual friendship meant so much to me #my boys #the gay x bisexual duo we always needed #it’s canon that niffty’s the only straight character in the verse too so don’t come at me with ‘pentious is straight’#that ain’t a straight man #he’s a bisexual loser in love with a hot girl he’s so valid #actual chaos demons fr #angel dust #sir pentious #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel angel dust #hazbin hotel sir pentious #alex brightman #blake roman #angel dust hazbin hotel #sir pentious hazbin hotel

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sanyu-thewitch05 · 1 month ago

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WHAT IS IT THE BRAIDS?!

CATER IT IS TOO CLOSE TO FEBRUARY! YOU CANNOT TURN INTO A WIGGER NOW!

YOUR NAME IS CATER DIAMOND! NOT DEVONTE DIAMOND!

Source: https://x.com/twst_jp/status/1862421302910570943?s=46&t=VgNCf575PY7lLqxkH7ldJw

#twisted wonderland #twst wonderland #cater diamond #twst memes #look at those cornrows #those babies are braided straight from the root #and look tight af too #he ain’t gonna have hair left when they are out #those cornrows are going to snatch his hair #he must’ve seen too much on social media #we gotta give him a digital detox guys before he starts wearing grills #twisted wonderland memes #black girls of tumblr #what black person put those cornrows in his head?#cus it wasn’t me

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bayfuzzball7050 · 10 months ago

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A drawing for the birthday boy 🔥🔥🔥

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whereismyhat5678 · 1 year ago

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We need something wholesome-

Last panel doesn’t really look like he’s running all that fast which kinda bugs me a bit, but I really like the expressions!! :000 They came out pretty good :D

#Pizza Tower #I picture Peppino starts running down the steps and sees Gustavo #Just straight up scoops him up and books it #He ain’t looken’ back-#I needed to draw these two #The urge was there and I can’t just sit here and do nothing bout it-#Peppino #Gustavo #Peppino x Gustavo(?)#Pepstavo(?)

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gbirrd · 5 months ago

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“He isn’t even bisexual, he’s just gay.”

#hear that folks?#I don’t claim to make the rules but everyone knows that mams DO make the rules #dc you hear me?#kon is now officially a gay man whodva thunk it #kon el #kon el kent #superboy #everyone knows the only reasons he ain’t canonly queer is because Jon is bi and so is Tim #and they can’t have both super boys be queer because oh no!#what would the straight men think!#and they wouldn’t be able to avoid timkon at all #like in the slightest #I’m a timbarter fighting on the side of timkon against dc everywhere #dc comics #comic #comics #daily comics #conner kent

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dejwrld · 8 months ago

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streets saying the lady k and the sick man creator is xenophobic

#he straight up hate westerners #😭 like literally block westerners even if you brought some of his content #well i ain’t writing for lady k and the sick man no more

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mrfartpowered · 4 months ago

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I view Howard in much the same way as Alex from Stardew Valley. he’s a much better person if he’s gay

#rc9gn #randy cunningham 9th grade ninja #howard weinerman #rc9gn howard #sdv #ninj-originals #straight alex = worst version of alex #straight howard = worst version of howard #look he can like girls he can be any shade of queer that he pleases #as long as he ain’t straight LMAOOO

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evenmyhivemindisempty · 19 days ago

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any NOTPs for the boys?

Not really! Ship and let ship, go wild!

#there’s some ships I think “hm I dunno if I like this myself” but it doesn’t rise to a full NOTP #wait except Hob/Corinthian/Dream #idk why but that one always wigs me out #maybe cuz I don’t love Dreamling and it’s usually #just super Dreamling with like Hob getting weird condescending ownership rights over Cori too #its saccharine sweet but also Corinthian is just a sex toy for the happy couple #and I don’t trust Hob to have the Corinthian’s leash at all tbh #also even when they’re explicitly poly dream and Hob pretty much tell Corinthian he’s their second choice which always makes me feel bsd lol #but even then I’m not categorically opposed #I just haven’t loved some of the dynamics I’ve seen #maybe Emily/Quinn if I wanna be petty LOL #I guess I also don’t tend to love Connie/Steve played super straight and fluffy #but Connie/Steve itself ain’t a NOTP

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faynke · 4 months ago

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I have obtained the creature

#I thought for sure I’d been scammed he took soooo long to get here #faye speaks #he doesn’t sit quite straight but that’s fine cause Kaito fs ain’t straight in any way skemxknsskjsjs #my Kid shrine begins

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eatingoutmen · 4 months ago

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PLAP! PLAP! PLAP! PLAP! PLAP! PLAP! PLAP!

GET PREGNANT! GET PREGNANT! GET PREGNANT! GET PREGNANT! GET PREGNANT! GET PREGNANT! GET PREGNANT! GET PREGNANT!

#⊹ ࣪ 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐨.𝐫𝐚𝐦𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐬ᯓ★#i need to give him backshots ASAP🙏#till he cant think straight anymore😼#its pulsating his name in morse code #im too obsessed with this man atp…#i need him so bad it ain’t funny anymore #barking and growling rn #im losing my mind rn #somebody sedate me #sergio marquina #la casa de papel #money heist #lcdp #alvaro morte

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sinnbaddie · 1 year ago

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u dumb asl if u think geto couldn't have been saved had the people around him noticed his mental health declining during that year between the riko incident and his breakdown and helped with his trauma. ur dumb asl too if u think he'd be strictly opposed to having children especially his nurturing and caring younger self. and ur beyond dumb if u think he didn't gaf about his adopted daughters whom he loved with all his might. ijbol

Wrong about me being dumb asf three times actually :)

1. The whole point of Geto killing his village and breaking away from Gojo is because he chose to do this for his ideals. He didn’t just wake up and decided to kill people, he was already a person who could do that, he was just given information (from Yuki) that he already subconsciously knew. It’s also a vital lesson for Gojo to realize you can’t save people who don’t want to be saved. Geto willingly did all of this and didn’t bat an eye, he knew what he was doing and he did it with pleasure. There was no changing his mind = no saving him.

2. Never said he’d be strictly opposed to it, but I am tired of the fandom constantly mischaracterizing him into making him only this “nurturing and kind person”. Because he’s not. Was he nice? Absolutely. But Geto’s dynamic with Gojo would not work as well if he was such a caring and nurturing person. He has many screws loose, which is why he could keep up with Gojo so well - he had many loose as well. To be a surviving jujutsu sorcerer you have to be incredibly unhinged.

3. He didn’t love these kids with all his might really. He may have cared for them in his own twisted way, but if he saw them be killed by Sukuna he would not be nearly as angry as you may think. The fact is, he saved those girls not out of the goodness of his own heart but because he snapped from how horrible non jujutsu sorcerers are. Nanako and Mimiko saw him as a savior. To them, he could do no wrong, it was an incredibly unhealthy servitude. They were unfortunately, still people he could dispose of if it truly came to that. In his lifetime it didn’t, but he never taught them anything other than serving him, they were broken children in need of genuine love and support. All Geto taught them was that killing was right. He was not a “good father” nor did he love these girls as his own children. He’s a genocidal racist, I promise you he wasn’t reading them bedtime stories and making sandwiches for their lunch.

#jujutsu kaisen #anti suguru Geto #it’s like y’all want to mischaracterize Geto for the sole sake of debating #all of this is refuted by just reading the manga #idc if y’all love him but stop simplifying or straight up dying what he did and who he is #because y’all just look silly trying to defend a racist who was bloodthirsty on genocide #the way y’all mischaracterize Geto into being this ‘kind and gentle adult figure’ is ridiculous #y’all are literally describing Nanami at that point #I don’t even like the dude but even I can understand his role in the story and the ideology he was reflecting #I don’t say these things to say you can’t love Geto either I just want this fanon version y’all got in your heads to stop #it’s like the aot fandom all over again istg love him as a villain or just shush cuz he ain’t a good person nor tragic #there’s nothing wrong with loving him for who he is but there is something wrong when you love him for what he’s not

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kotonni · 8 months ago

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No because Gojos whole ideal of protecting the young is so butchered by this chapter. If the plan was always to have Yuuta end the fight by sacrificing himself then what was the whole point??

#idk i’m just rambling #but this is bothering me a little I understand this was never the first option but why doesn’t Gojo just straight up refuse this plan?#i understand this might just play as him having a martyr disorder but this ain’t him sacrificing himself #it’s Gojo sacrificing Yuuta doesn’t this go against everything he has preached?#agh #jjk spoilers

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ultfan · 7 months ago

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upsetting more people don’t simp for komaeda’s insane and sickly swag ://

#he looks like a vampire and acts like he should be in a straight jacket #why aren’t more people obsessed with him smh i don’t get it #this ain’t about the fandom they do it wrong

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yuianii · 9 months ago

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Naruto community may not understand the possibility that bisexuality might exist (shocker)

#obito #obito headcanons #naruto #no he ain’t gay obviously lmao #but I refuse to believe that boy is 100% straight as they come #the curse of the Uchiha #there’s always that one rival that they’re secretly obsessed with #bf kks changed Obito used to stalk him and fangirl over how amazing he is #there is so much tension between obkk

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