#as long as he ain’t straight LMAOOO

[mrfartpowered]

I view Howard in much the same way as Alex from Stardew Valley. he’s a much better person if he’s gay

[misfitmin]

LOWKEY // BM

BM x OC

| Tags : gn!oc, afab!oc, public oral sex, degrading kink, praise kink,

DISCLAIMER: This is a 18+ fic based on BM’s new single album LOWKEY. I'm a baby writer so if the story seems badly written my bad lmaooo.

There he is…. the man I need in ways I can't even explain  

Kairi goes out to the party at the club their bestie Momo invited them out to. Kairi stands at a table waiting for Momo per usual because she can never be on time anywhere.

Kairi spots Big “Mac Daddy’’ Matthew across the room admiring his smile, his hair perfectly slicked back hair. Tall and sexy. Kairi couldn’t help but fantasize about the things they would do to him while they waited for Momo’s slow ass.

Momo:  ‘’BESTIEEEEEEEEE’’ Kairi hears the familiar voice of their long-time bestie Momo. 

Kairi: ‘’Where have you been?! You were supposed to be here an hour ago’’ 

Kairi says while smacking Momo playfully. 

Momo: “Sorry I know I'm hella late I lost track of time getting ready,” she says as 

Kairi zones out again getting distracted by the beautiful man that BM is. 

Momo: “Fren are you even listening?” 

Kairi snaps out of their daze.

Kairi:  “Yea girl I’m listening,” they say, still half gazing at BM. “Damn I need him in the most unholy ways” 

Kairi lets their inner dialogue slip. 

Momo shocked replies

Momo:  ``Girl who you talkin' bout?”

Realizing they spoke out loud slightly embarrassed they point at BM across the room. 

Kairi: “Him, the finest man in this party right now.”

They say as they happen to make eye contact with him.

BM’s POV

BM: “Yo this party ain’t hitting we gotta get this shit more hype” 

He says as he happens to catch Kairi lookin at him. He’s blown away by their beauty. His heart races. 

“Yo shawty over there fine,”  he thinks to himself.

BM: “ Yo peep shawty over there fine asf, I’m tryna vibe with them” 

he says to his friend. 

Peniel turns his head to see. 

Peniel: “Daaaaamn yo you gon make a move on shawty” 

Peniel says hyping his friend up. 

BM: “Hell yeah, bro.” 

He starts walking towards Kairi nervous but cool and confident. 

Kairi POV

Kairi: “FUCK MOMO HE’S WALKING OVER HERE” 

Kairi says panicked but trying to stay composed 

“Girl stay cool we just vibing I’ll back you up babygirl” 

Kairi takes a deep breath before they can say anything BM says 

BM: ‘’Hey wassup I’m BM what's your name?’’

Kairi:  “My name is Kairi’’

BM: “Kairi I like that’’

Kairi:’’ Thank you”

BM: ‘’So Kairi do you and your friend wanna join me and my friend and vibe tonight? It be great to have you’’

Kairi glances at Momo, Momo shakes her head in agreeance 

Kairi: ‘’ We’re down lets get lit’’

BM takes Kairi’s hand and leads them and Momo to introduce his Friend Peniel. They exchange greetings get drinks and vibe together. Like the perfect clique. Momo and Peniel hit it off well and spent the whole night laughing and dancing together. While BM and Kairi are dancing vibing exchanging whispers to each other creating sexual tension as they rub and grind on each other. 

Red Nose by Sage the Gemini starts playing Momo and Kairi's faces light up. BM and Peniel already know what's up.

BM: Yall know the dance to this song?

Kairi & Momo: in sync HELL YEA WE DO!!!

BM grabs Kairi by the waist, and Peniel and Momo follow suit. 

“All this money on me now come take it from a G all she tryna do is get naked (naked naked naked)’’

Kairi starts throwing ass and BM is catching it. BM Loves the view from behind. He places his hands on the round and voluptuous, juicy black booty. He moves his hands around, rubbing and smacking their ass. They moved their bodies to the rhythm in sync as their sexual euphoria fills the air. 

The music transitions to Body Party by Ciara, and the vibe becomes more sensual. 

Kairi stands up straight, still being held by BM at the waist they start widening their hips rubbing up on BM slowly in an up-and-down motion, wrapping one arm around his neck. BM whispers in their ear softly, causing Kairi to feel a pleasurable shiver run down their spine.

BM: Tryna go somewhere lowkey 

Kairi: Yeah let's go. I'm tryna see what you packing Daddy 

BM: Mmm is that so?

Kairi: Yeah I wanna know if you can handle all this

BM: smirking  Common lil mama.

BM signals to Peniel that he’s heading out dapping him up, and Kairi hugs Momo as they head out. BM’s driver comes around and the pair gets into the dark-tinted windowed car. 

In the car, they feel up on each other. Kissing while Kairi rubs on BM’s dick. Letting out soft moans BM grips on Kairi’s thick thighs rubbing and scratching, turning Kairi on even more. Kairi slyly unzips BM’s pants with one hand as they pulled out his hard throbbing dick with the other, smirking to themselves they give the tip a light lick, teasing him further. Starting at the tip, they slowly make their way to the base. Inch by inch disappearing further down their throat, making Kairi thankful for not having a gag reflex all while BM arch his back causing more of his hard cock to go down Kairi’s throat. The feeling of their tight throat sent chills down his spine making him crave more. As they get closer to his house, the pair barely get out of the car with their clothes on in presentable fashion, the temptation to finish what had been started weighing on their minds as they barely make it to the door before their hands find and start exploring each other's body. They had just barely entered the house and closed the door before their clothes started flying off their bodies and drifted to the floor.

BM picked up Kairi, his arms underneath their legs as their arms wrapped themselves around his neck, the two kissing as they made their way from the doorway and to the spacious living room. BM laid Kairi gently on the couch, looking down at their flushed state before moving to kiss their slightly swollen lips and down their neck, taking the time to leave marks all over as he began suckling on the sweet spot between their throat and shoulder, causing Kairi to moan out as they raised their hand to their mouth in a half-hearted effort to stifle the sounds. BM moved his lips down to their breasts and thighs, teasing their nipples with a light bite and the inside of their thighs with their hands keeping them spread for him. He edges close to their pussy, his mouth leaving more marks on them. Pleased with himself, BM comes up to look at the visibly frustrated and well-teased Kairi with a smirk. 

BM: Let’s hop in the shower

Kairi: slightly frustrated mmmm okay daddy 

BM guides them up the stairs to the bathroom, a sleek black-tiled room with fancy red LED lights and gold detailing. The shower is a clear spacious space, big enough to fit two, Kairi notices with a smile. BM turns on the shower with a waterfall showerhead. 

BM: Imma go get sum drinks and when I come back I want you naked 

He kisses Kairi and heads downstairs. Kairi takes off their underwear and bra and looks at themself in the mirror admiring their beautiful black body now marked with BM’s lovin. Replaying the events up until now in their head they began to touch the places BM had touched and teased their body. Starting by caressing their voluptuous breasts, then moving down to rub and pinch their nipples between their fingers and moving upwards towards their neck to touch each mark left by BM in the mirror. As a shiver runs through their spine, the warm air from the shower filling the room not helping their flustered state, their hands made their way down to their pussy feeling how wet they are as they rub their clit in small circles. Moaning softly rubbing their clit faster.  BM Walked on in setting the drinks on the nightstand for after their shower. He comes behind Kairi rubbing on them and guiding them to the shower. 

BM: Mmmm you look so sexy playing with yourself.

Kairi: Yeah you want a taste

They take their fingers drenched in pussy juices and put them in his mouth

BM: Damn baby you taste good

They step into the shower lathering each other in soap rubbing and kissing. Letting the lust swallow them whole. Letting the water run over them, kissing every inch of their bodies. They continue to kiss passionately, eating each other up with every smack. Finally, they get out smiling at each other, BM grabs warm towels and wraps one around Kairi and then one around himself he leads them to the bed. The room was black with red LED lights perfect for the mood, candles lit cool air blowing BM handed Kairi some soju. BM takes a shot and then kisses Kairi spilling the sultry slightly sweet drink into their mouth. Kairi getting impatient. 

Kairi: Lay back baby I'm bout to put this pussy on you like you never experienced before pushes BM back straddling his face 

BM: Lays back and grabs their waist letting out a soft moan Damn lil mama

Kairi: Eat my pussy baby make me cum all over that sexy face 

Licking and sucking on their clit inserting his fingers as they ride his face. Kairi moans calling his name. Grinding their hips back and forth aggressively. Feeling the sensation of BM’s tongue and lips sucking licking hitting the right spot over and over, becoming overwhelmed with pleasure they get close to cumming

Kairi: fuck ugh baby just like that ahh don't stop.

BM: mmm yes mama cum on my face. 

Kairi: Shit im boutta cum ah ah ah UGHHHHH FUCK!!

Kairi squirts and BM cums the simultaneously 

Kairi collapses on the bed weak all over and out of breath. They lick the mess off BM’s face, cleaning him up. 

BM: damn lil mama dat pussy is some serious 

Kairi: You love it huh

BM: Hell yea I don’t think I can ever get enough

Kairi: Yeah show me but we gon need a safe word first

BM: Bet how about Black rose

Kairi: I like that

After agreeing on the safe word, BM smirks and flips Kairi over on the end of the bed, He gets up rubbing his dick. He slowly feeds each inch into Kairi’s mouth until all 8 inches are down their throat. As he begins to fuck their throat he moans at the tight, warm space that envelopes his throat. He moans again, thrusting more as their throat grips his dick like a vacuum, refusing to let go. Kairi takes all of BM so well, no reflex, swallowing him whole. Sending chills down his spine in bliss. Shocked at how well they're taking his dick, BM’s moans get louder and louder, getting closer and closer to finishing.

BM: Damn your throat feels so good. It’s so tight~~ 

BM: fuck mama I’m boutta cum *huff huff* be a good slut and swallow 

Kariri: *gagged* mmmm yess daddy 

BM: fuk~~ baby I'm cumming FUK I-

Sweet release Kairi swallows every drop. BM falls to his knees weak and panting, reeling from the out-of-body experience, He had never felt this good before. There was something different bout Kairi. He kisses them passionately. Caressing their head still hanging from the bed. Staring into their eyes passionately admiring their beauty. Taken aback, he thinks how could he come across someone so mysterious yet stunning?

Kairi: You like that didn't you

BM: Absolutely, you're a demon the way you had my dick in your throat. 

Kairi: Mmmhmmm *kisses him*

BM: Get on all fours baby I’m boutta fuck you crazy 

Kairi: Oh! 

Intrigued, Kairi gets on their hands and knees on the bed, their pussy soaking wet. BM lightly rubs their pussy getting them wetter. He teases their entrance with a small smirk as they moved his hand away and replaced it with his dick. Smacking their ass with his hard cock was like watching a tidal wave effect on that ass. He eases it in by thrusting slowly. In shock, Kairi moans loudly, trembling and taking inch by inch. BM grabs their hair speeding up a bit. Kairi feels his dick in their guts losing their sanity, while he fucks them brainless. He pushes their head down gripping their waist and stroking faster and faster. Scratching their back.

Kairi: DADDY~~~ uggggggh *incoherent noises* faster baby mmmm faster.

BM: Yea mmm you're taking it so well. You're such a good slutty princess. Now I want to hear you scream my name.

Kairi: MATTHEW~~~~~

BM: Louder princess

Kairi: MATTHEW~~~~~

BM: Mmmm that's it baby just like that.

BM pulls out and flips Kairi into missionary. Before Kairi can catch their breath, BM puts their legs on his shoulders Stroking harder and faster than before, while he watches as  Kairi’s eyes roll back and their soul leaves their body. His dick poking through their guts. BM grabs their neck gripping it firmly, choking them out. 

BM: That’s it, mama. Fuck you look so good making those faces

Kairi: Mmmmm ahhhh haaaa fuck daddy you feel so good don't stop.

BM: Beg for it, baby

Kairi: Mmmm pleaseee Daddy don't stop. I cum in me. *huff huff* Fill me up mmm I beg

BM:  *moans* Say you’re Daddy’s slut 

Kairi: I’m Daddy’s slut.

BM: Whose pussy does this belong to?

Kairi: You!~

BM: Who?

Kairi: YOU DADDY YOU!

They cum at the same time letting out moans of heavenly bliss. BM falls on top of Kairi breathing heavily drenched in sweat and cum. Kairi's entire body shook from pleasure. They kiss softly BM caressing Kairi’s beautiful face. He gets off top of them grabbing the towel from earlier whipping their body down caringly, like he’s polishing a piece of art. He lays back down cuddling them, wrapping them in his arms. 

BM: That was amazing 

Kairi: it was. I can't feel my body at all.

BM: Me neither. 

Kairi: I was not expecting this at all.

BM: Me neither. I’d be a fool to let you slip through my fingers  *kisses them on the forehead*

Kairi: What are you implying

BM: I wanna get to know you more.

Kairi: I think that would be amazing.

They share a kiss, falling asleep blissfully, wrapped in each other's arms feeling a sense of comfort and warmth. 

[theundeadgospel]

good morning session was. well. I cried four times off mic so LMAOOO

• We reached our 50th session ✨

• Vashka (Homebrew vampiric war commander) is confirmed to be the actual BBEG. Also confirmed to be Kassandra’s fucking daughter. WHICH I THEORIZED SESSIONS AGO SO GOD DAMMIT HGHFHDGDGCVCV SHE REFUSES TO HURT HER OWN DAUGHTER AND HER DAUGHTER IS MINDSET ON MURDERING HER TOO

• Our Homebrew is also heavily based off of Castlevania. So, Vash wants a world where humanity is primarily used for livestock, overran by a vampiric utopia. Kass disagrees and thinks it’s just pointless and will lead to cannibalism eventually. And she’s very tired of fighting now as a former war monger. So because her own mother is standing in her way, Vash is trying to murder her. Vash is CRYPTICALLY powerful as a psychic user as well — she’s already murdered one of our NPCs we tried to keep alive, set invisible undead assassins after our party, actively targeting our party and Kass, sent giant undead ogres to tear apart Hallowbrook, and last session found Kass just to have her platoon shoot six fucking fireballs in her direction.

• Kass seems to want redemption because of how tired she is of being perceived as a monster. She does feel regret for accidentally killing the men in the mock war games and expressed guilt over murdering Aphrodite as well. But, due to the fact everyone and her people kept calling her a monster over the years, she eventually ingrained that name into her skin and continuously refers to herself as ‘just a monster’ . She refuses to see herself as anything else at this point and literally wants to die because she’s set to be executed, her own daughter wants her dead due to opposing views, and she basically has no one in her life she can go to. Her temper is insane and extremely lethal. Because of her past crimes (still did many fucked up things as Strahd in the past) , she failed as her people’s baroness and folks no longer respect her — and you know, the court murdering her wife which was her only grounding pillar, so she essentially just walks around like a living zombie - ball of bitter hatred now. Masked by extensive suffering from guilt and heartache.

• The Innkeeper (Homebrew domain lord of Hallowbrook) was someone who formerly served under Kass and was forced to kill innocents who opposed Kass’ rule back in the day. The blood on his hands was always due to her. However, he was also the only one who witnessed her go from demented war lord to god I hate living like this what have I done to myself and has lingering faith in her — much to his own knights’ disapproval. Almost the entirety of Hallowbrook wants her dead. Because she’s a dangerous vampire and they hate the undead for the most part, seeing them as nothing but greedy creatures of slaughter. Because of her accidental murders in the war games, she’s set to be executed — but you know, this is Strahd. As long as you don’t decimate her coffin, she comes back. She knows she’ll come back. Our party is unaware of this, so some people are freaking the fuck out LMAO

• Morian caught on however. He was the only one present when talking to Kass with the Innkeeper at this abandoned building, stalling time by asking her questions about why she’s like this and such knowing Beth and Elias were well on their way to stop the execution. He realized first oh fuck wait the Innkeeper can execute her as by law but there’s nowhere that says we can’t RESURRECT her after. Beth, because she’s a paranoid fuck and hasn’t been thinking straight nor even had a rest for several sessions, ain’t thinking strategically. All she heard was ‘I’m with my executioner’ and the bitch was OFF like the wind to save her stupid lesbian not girlfriend yet HFHDHCBBB

• WELL. ALL WAS WELL UNTIL VASHKA PINPOINTED THE DAMN LOCATION FIRST. Cue her ordering her men to open fire on Kass as a grand entrance right as Kass was about to agreed with Morian to accept the path of redemption — to which Kass literally shoved him out of the way and took half damage. Fucking. 80 points of fire damage that would’ve CHARRED Morian to death, saving his life. She’s BURNT.

• Session ends there, but we all strategize oog ✨ it’ll take one round for Elias and Beth to get there. Morian HAS to survive the first round. He’s p low health as is and is currently body shielding Kass who’s also p down in health now tbh — but we do have the Innkeeper who is also level 20 and an oathbreaker so I’m not too concerned. Beth however, LMAO, she’s at 24 health. She is FULLY ready to die for Kass’ protection and most likely will next session — I’m almost planning on it just to prove she’s a true knight wanting to die in battle protecting her loved one and family, she’s DEAD ass about laying her life down for Kass, and Myrkul is her god damn patron so you know he’s going to go dude. leave my realm, you got work to do. BFGGDHCVV It’s VERY difficult to keep the vampires down in this campaign — even Aphrodite got sent back by her demon father. They’re all well aware they’ll come back. We’re hellbent on staying alive with purpose. Additionally, Beth has been wanting to speak directly to Myrkul again in soul for a while and ask for a weapon upgrade so LMAO

• The plan is to wait for Beth to arrive so she can use her strength to haul Morian and Kass out of the way (Morian is too weak to carry her, who’s in full knight armor herself), then body shield both of them herself. Most of everyone’s healing spells don’t work on undead. Beth has one set of lay on hands for 15 points — and she will be using it all on Kass instead of herself before going into a heavy rage to soak up as many hits as possible and attack anyone nearby before dropping. She’s had a ring of death warding on her since early sessions and will be giving to Kass too — discreetly. Like. Bitch is full on planning to talk to her mid battle, get her to say she’ll let us redeem her, then kiss her while sliding on the ring as she’s taken back by the action. That way, if someone DOES do a major hit on her, the death ward will activate and spare her enough time to flee. ✨

• not my DM going lol why do you think Kass has such strikingly similar struggles to Beth? 💀

thanks you’re just spurring on my delulu fantasy of them healing and getting together jade HFHDHDGFGB that just confirms Kass IS Beth’s NPC I’m hollering

[sevendeadlymorons]

Could I request the brothers reacting to MC wanting to stop having sex in the middle of the act because they just aren’t feeling it anymore and just wanna cuddle? I love me some supportive demon BFs

Love that idea lmaooo. I’ll get right on it :)

Brothers Reaction to MC Wanting to Stop Mid Way Through Sex

——————————————————

Lucifer

When he notices you just don’t look too bothered, he stops and asks you if there’s something wrong

When you tell him you just ain’t feeling it anymore and would prefer to just cuddle, he was a bit... confused? Irritated? Offended??

He understands changing your mind but now? Right this second?

Shook those thoughts off and agreed to stop with an understanding smile, getting off of you and cuddling you in his arms

He doesn’t mind, there’s always next time

Spends the rest of the night in each others arms, giving small kisses to your forehead

Mammon

Saw you literally yawn mid way through and he just stared at you with this look on his face

Who yawns whilst The Great Mammon is completely Jack hammering them??

Questions why you did that and when you told him you just want to cuddle instead, a light blush spread across his face

That sounded like less work than he was doing now

Immediately jumps off you and smiles into your neck, showing you he doesn’t mind as long as you’re happy

After all, he has got all the time in the world

Leviathan

Levi never really does this sort of normie stuff with anybody so when he noticed you looked completely unbothered, he felt so insecure

Is he doing something wrong? Is he making you uncomfortable?

Asks you nervously, expecting you to just stand up and leave the room because you hate it

But when you tell him you really just wanted to cuddle instead, he feels a bit better. He isn’t good with this kind of stuff so cuddling sounds more to his liking

He gives you a small smile and lies down on your stomach, his head on your chest. He loves it when you stroke his hair in this position.

He feels much more relaxed like this in your embrace

Satan

As soon as you turned silent, he completely notices how uninterested you are.

Raises an eyebrow at you and stops, asking you if something is troubling you

You straight up tell him you want to cuddle instead and this slightly took him off guard

I mean, he doesn’t care what you two do as long as you’re with him, but right now? Seriously?

He laughs at your comment, giving you a smile, giving you a quick kiss on the forehead.

He rolls off of you and pulls you on top of him, wrapping his arms around your back and stroking your hair

He only wants you to feel comfortable around him

Asmodeus

Immediately notices your face and how bored you look, which comes as a surprise to him because, well, he’s the Avatar of LUST after all

But despite that, he actually doesn’t mind just stopping and giving you a cuddle instead

Only issue is he’ll be a bit more clingy than usual, but he presumes you’re find with that

He’s had many partners, and it isn’t uncommon for them to just want to stop mid way through

Flashes you a smile and kisses your hair, telling you he’s fine with it

Jumps off you and nuzzles his head into your neck, placing his leg on your hip as he pulls you closer

Beelzebub

Noticed that bored expression on your face and stopped, asking you if you were okay

He smiles brightly when you tell him you just want to cuddle, understanding completely

Sometimes he gets hungry mid way through and gets up to get food, so...

Rolls off you and cuddles your back, wrapping his arms around your waist

Gives you kisses on the back of your head and gives you a little squeeze every few minutes

In that moment, his hunger seemed to fade away from just holding you in his arms

Belphegor

Honestly, he’s one of the only brothers that really didn’t care if you wanted to stop or not

Less work for him

And in truth, he was getting a bit tired himself

So when you told him you wanted to just cuddle instead, you swore you heard him mumble ‘thank fuck’ under his breath and then just drop his entire body weight on top of you

You feel him smile against your neck as you stroke his hair and rub his back

He prefers to just cuddle with you anyway

[the-acid-pear]

Tumblr refuses to let me reblog the post again, so this is the second part of me reading the second btg book! ☺️

Still Chapter 211

Son on son violence

Chapter 212

This dude pretty cute ngl

Shit, rip

AAWW HIGH 5 🥺🥺

It's almost like they are a regular father and son 😭🥺💔

Chapter 213

Look how thigh those shirts are hehehoho 🥴

OYXITSITDITDLTD

Ooooh there goes my man Jyaku ready to kick some ASS

🥺😭💞

Baki really just forgot his mom eh, thought you were getting stronger for HER smh

Oh Jyaku vs Retsu? Nvm Jyaku i can only hope Retsu is nice w you

I like how most are like, confused over who to cheer for lmao

I know he won't make it but I'm cheering for Jyaku btw i like him more <33

Chapter 214

Love that title, can't believe Jyaku is gonna ask Retsu out 😍 /j

He really is just honest Igari

I love that he apologizes

Chapter 215

OJFOYDITDISTOTDG

HIS FACEEE THIS FUCKING CLOWN 😭😭😭

THIS IS JUST SO FUCKING FUNNY

Chapter 216

Burgir

GHZJDUDDRHD THEY ARE SOOO MAD

That smile so cute...

Jyaku is a king

Love it when Retsu throws that pose, though y'all know why

HDGSSGSGF you are coming to Japan wether you like it or not 🔫

Chapter 217

Finally Jyaku got serious too

WITH HIS TOES 😭

King is just obsessed i luv him

HEHE HAIRY LEGS

It does seem like Jyaku is trynna confess his love jfnshdshdf

Chapter 218

I remember i almost laugh cry with my dad when we saw this

His damn beard... 💔

THE HAND OF THE TRAITOR

He has a good point

They be calling my man Jyaku a masochist noooo yfjdhdgs

Chapter 219

Okay seems kinda into it <:/

Old man? He doesn't look that old Baki :/

That was so smart 🥺

Chapter 220

Retsu calm down please you are gonna break his back

Oh my god Retsu, oh my god.

He did apologize at least

Chapter 221

Damn dude be a little more gentle with him

Oh, get was picking him up, okay

FR FR

🥺🥺🥺

FARHDHDYFTH THE KINGGG

Chapter 222

I love how everyone completed him (except Yujiro but not surprising), these warriors are such a good team

I want to eat an apple too now

That was fast

I got distracted watching a vsauce react video sorry

Okay I'm glad a comment actually mentioned Sik

Chapter 223

Had to take a uh idk 5 hour break bc lights went out :/

Feet be fuming lmao

Ohhh that's a cool analysis

Chapter 224

What a good punch

That "please",,,

Poor Li man, having to see his brother DIE /j

No, Viêt Long, i have not been hit by a truck before.

Chapter 225

It's so funny how Jyaku lost bc he fought a main charac and only those win

Sad day for the Chinese citizens

Mf got tits in his back

This is gonna be so goodddd

Chapter 226

Look at the size of his tits, the slut

INSTAGRAM INFLUENCER POSE WOOO

These two are cool fighters

Chapter 227

Old man showing skin

His smile is so fucked up lmao

Chapter 228

Baki what the FUCK are you wearing?

I just remembered when Hana did a flip, that was so good

Retsu babey 🥺

I love how confused Yujiro looks

Chapter 229

Hey, i recognize that name...

Kaku just too op

Yujiro you are gonna pop your testicles if you do that with your leg

Chapter 230

God that's such a good threat

Love Retsu's confusion

Damn bitch you saying we gotta keep up w this whore cuz you were too slow? Ffs Kaku 😢

I love when you can tell someone is still hanging around just quietly by seeing their response in a comment

Chapter 231

God this just feels so good, to see Yujiro actually scared 😍

YOOO THAT'S POG

Chapter 232

I wanna finish this book and start the next one grrr

This fight is so satisfying

That last bit is so cringe but whatever that's okay

Fight so controversial comments were deactivated

Chapter 233

Itagaki hincha de boquita el más grande? 😳 /j

Okay yeah it IS just rude

Hohoooo shit getting nice

Chapter 234

This asshole lmao

Yuji-chan really went "how many times do i have to teach you this lesson, old man?!"

Mfs be doing Jojo references in the comments lol

Chapter 235

GTFO WITH THAT LOGIC RETSU IM SORRY CHINA IS LOSING BUT GET LOSTTTT AJSGAJGS

Ffs Kaku you are doomed 😢💔

Yujiro so strong my mouse disconnected

Chapter 236

Abs in his back...

Crying and shaking that is NOT true

DON'T FEED HIS EGO, KAKU

LIONS CAN BE KILLED BY TIGERS TOO!!!!

I thought Yujiro was bleeding for a second there smh

Chapter 237

OKAY YEAH IT IS HIS BLOOD ITS COMING OUT OF HIS NOSE ITS NOT MUCH BUT HE BLED

THE HEAD APPLAUSE

HE'S SO UPSET LMAOOO

Yujiro surprised is good shit

GSJDUFTHSTD

KAKU YOU LEGEND LMAO

Kaku has boyboss energy

Chapter 239

This cover almost gives me a stroke

I love how they all just shat their pants

These minor Chinese characters were so good tbh, sadly i don't think they will ever return

Don't worry Retsu, we the viewers have seen a man revive before

King i don't think any of us understands

It really is

CAN MEN IN THIS FRANCHISE JUST OPEN BOTTLES REGULARLY?!

Oh my god i though Yujiro was sitting on the air for a second i almost cry 😭

Coca cola must have paid Itagaki /j

Chapter 240

Oh so the Kaioh part takes the name, not the surname

...is Yujiro wearing a floral shirt? 😭

I LOVE THAT ENDING SO MUCH 🥺😭

Jyaku has his eyes fixated on Retsu eh, proud of having him come to Japan lmao

Chapter 241

HORRIBLE fit Baki

CHILDHOOD SAGA PART 2? 😰

Jk though i do miss Yuri 🥺

Oh hey Jr

You gonna fuck his girl, bro?

Chapter 242

So straight forward lmao

I'm starting to appreciate Baki's feminist ass every day even more

AAAA GRANDPAAA 🥺🥺💞

This page didn't allow me to call two mfs virgins smh, 1984

Chapter 243

Grandpa they shrunk you

Chapter 244

Kings idc about this

Okay true but also he's 70 dude pls... Though idk if this guy will go thru worse than Jack lmao

Such a nice lad

Chapter 245

Baki being such a feminist icon is so meaningful considering how his parents were,,,

MY MAN IS BACKKK AND AS DAPPER AS EVER

Doppo he's called Ali Jr how are you surprised?

OH MY GOD I JUST REALIZED HIS EYE PATCH HAS A PATTERN THAT'S SO COOL 🥺🥺😢💞

These men love throwing their glasses eh

Chapter 246

If only Igari and Toba had done this lol

OKAY THATS COOL I LIKE THAT

Me lo re devaluaron a mí pelado eh

HEHE OOOOH NICE 😳

Scenes that give me a boner

CHU...

Such a good callback...

Chapter 247

My man got serious, sweet

Doppo has been trying out his luck a bit too much like he's been betting with his life an uncomfortable lot like king do you need to talk? Are you okay? First asking Gouki to kill him now this like, is everything alright Doppo?

YEAH A BIT FUCKED UP TO THINK ABOUT

I love that blocking technique

OSHWOWHIWWH "gay ass Orochi, out of option so he touching dick" SHUT UPPP 😭😭💀

I really wish he got kicked in the nuts again see if he's still using his technique

Chapter 248

Poor guys thought he was bout to get murdered

A kiss? 😏 /j

When i saw this in the anime i actually thought Orochi was going to die, i was gonna get sooo angry

Chapter 249

What a way to cockblock em

Feminist icon

Jack is that the only sweater you own?

Chapter 250

I have been thinking of that scene of him eating the whole steak a lot

Jr like 🥺

Imagine being stupid enough to tease Jack like, i get he defeated two masters but they are NOTHING compared to this monster

Imagine jack just smoked some weed right there lmao

Jack needs to bite people more

Chapter 251

My shitty ass son gave me parkinson's

Jack that's not how human anatomy works what the fuck did Kureha do to your body spine?

Chapter 252

DAMN JR WHAT A FAT ASS

Looked like Jack was going for a handful

Those techniques must fuck your neck up so bad

Okay Jack you are going a bit far now don't cha think?

Chapter 253

You are tempting your luck sunny boy

Look at that, you pissed him off!

You cannot just know out jack hanma bro

HHH

This was so stupid yet, unironically, iconic

Chapter 254

Bruh i thought it said Pog 😭, ain't manslaughter poggers Mr Hanma?

OKAY THANKS JACK

Such a simp he downed that coffee cup

Grandpa put here cockblocking

Chapter 255

"no he didn't >:/"

These two masters are a pair of fucking idiots like understand this i love my grandpa and i love my man but mfs have to take the L for this one time sksgwjgshgw

Gouki bro my senses gonna shut down if you put your sucks against the dirt again OUGH sensory hell 😭

FOR FUCKING REAL JR

STOP ENABLING THE OLD MAN!! WKSGKSGSJSHDD for once I'm on Viêt's side 😭

Chapter 256

Hoho Gouki out here getting a panty shot 😳

Grandpa i love you but this was unnecessary

Chapter 257

Kozue should wear a Korn tshirt

GET HIS ASS KOZUE

OWHWLWGISGSJWG 😭😭 MF JUST STANDING THERE LIKE A FREAK I LOVE HIM BUT I HATE HIM SM!!!

Love how consistently round his hands are, king got no knuckles

HEY DONT CALL MY MAN A FREAK KOZUE

King hasn't changed his clothes ever since i see

His shoes look so nice...

OKAY OKAY HE HAS A POINT AT LEAST, HE AT LEAST ACCEPTED HE LOST BUT HE'S STILL BUTTHURT FROM IT SKSGAJGS BUT HE ADMITS IT!!

Doppo i love you but shut UPPP you lost get over it!! You are just going for the rematch bc you have the higher ground against a injured guy!!! Like Shibukawa didn't have time but you were already getting serious!! Hhhgrrrrrr doppo i love you but I'm going to bark

Hehe nvm he still hella fine... keep talking king 🥴

This was so mean of him sjsgwjwg

Chapter 258

Low-key starting to believe these two mfs plotted against Jr sjshsj

THAT FACE AKSGWJGS just 😐

If i didn't know you would get your ass handed in a plate i would be a lil mad he's planning on being that savage

He has been thru worse, sunny boy

Niceee

Tbh. I don't care anymore. Doppo is in the wrong, but GOD I'm a simp and i love seeing him fight 😍😍🥴

Yeah a comment mentioned it, we all were on Jr side until he threatened to kill Doppo Orochi like, even if not everyone here is as horny as me we all like an og fella

I also love how the prisoners really changed them all, the scars (both physical and mental) those 5 left will be remembered lol

[tunnel-sneks-rule]

Got any headcanons for Butch? :D

I never did finish that headcanon post did I? Oh we this will basically become it!

Hope you know you’re gonna get some shippy shit in here as well xD

I headcanon Butch as having Monophobia- (The fear of being alone-) That’s why he’s clingy and has that one specific line “you’re not gonna leave me here are you?”

Bi Bi Bi! He’s bisexual and proud! His first crush that made him realize he sure as hell ain’t straight was Wally- ah to be young and gay...

He’s an anxious bean- sure he’s confident, flirty, talkative, loud- but trust me, you can be all of those and be anxious af xD

He def made the Tunnel Snakes jackets— there’s no way that asshole Wally helped him and Paul probably wasn’t that great with help on that

Paul was Butch’s best friend before he died— LW sure as hell made it up there real fast- tho he still misses him.

He tries to hide his emotions and never will cry in public bcuz he’s too “tough” to.

The Lone wanderer is one of the only ppl Butch shows his emotions to- they earned his trust.

That boy def has a crush on LW. Regardless of gender ;)

Swing!! He knows how to swing dance! He loves dancing! Esp with Lone

When I’m public he’ll just randomly start humming songs- but when alone with lone hell just fully start singing songs randomly-

He’s good at singing 👀 😳

He’s rly romantic when he wants to be— and often uses his voice to make lone swoon-

He’s an artist! Who else could’ve designed the jackets

He will fixate on little things and can easily get overwhelmed-

He likes to count and note little things abt lone that he notices and finds cute- (freckles, beauty marks, little movements, ect.)

He will fuckin fight for what he believes right! He has no care who he will punch— or uh bite? Anyone who goes against him and lone are sure to get much more bite and bark than they expected lol what else would you expect tho from the vaults rebellion?

He’s a pussy don’t get me wrong- but the ambition in that lil man.. the determination is what kept him going. Even in the darkest point of his life.

He loves his mother with all his heart! But the feelings aren’t mutual... she ended up disowning him and they aren’t on speaking terms... at all... at least on her end anyways-

If the lw is in danger or is getting attacked he’ll try to make sure he gets the enemies off of them at least to give them time to think/ react. Even if he’s far away from them he’ll still try to help and get closer.

Regardless if the lw tells him to stay back he will slowly inch closer and probably hold onto their arm when scared.

Sorry it’s so long!! It’s not even all of them lmaooo but I couldn’t think of any more xD also as you can tell LW x Butch is big here 😳

[lovinmullen]

okay i’m a sports junkie so here’s a list of sports i’ve connected to the hbo war boys !!!!

toye - ice hockey.

hockey doesn’t make character it reveals it to quote pinterest lmao and to me toye needs that feeling of being able to reveal himself and he needs to find a constructive way to let out all these pent up emotions he has going on. hockey while it is a great way to get that emotion out (from the pov of someone who plays 3 sports) there’s something so intimate about a hockey team to me. like the love and trust there amongst the ribbing is unmatched and he needs that. as a field hockey player ice isn’t really my forte but i chose ice for him because of the freeness you get from skating. it’s just something else man and to me i feel like he’d seek that. also the quick pace of the game is a good way to silence everything going on. you have to put so much concentration in the game. it’s so quick moving it’s so violent you have to put your full focus into it so you don’t get checked lmao? and that’s a good way to silence and channel that anger into something constructive!! while he does need the side where he can get it out he needs the support and the moral side too. like he’s not a lone person. i feel he appreciates his alone time but he needs people and the bond in a hockey team would give that to him i feel.

dick & runner - swimming.

dick has always loved swimming. it’s always been a quiet, calming escape for him when everything’s getting too loud so when he got noticed one early morning at 5am doing laps attempting to clear his head, he didn’t bat an eye at the thought of joining the swim team. more of his favourite hobby? what more could you ask for! at first he was just doing it for fun, now he’s the capatain and while he is one of the most supportive captains you will ever meet be careful because he loves swimming FAR TOO MUCH to take any of your shit.

runner is one of the best swimmers in the school. he’s won every front crawl he’s ever enterd and he’s got a killer butterfly however because of his name everyone can’t help but ask if he takes track and it BOILS HIS BLOOD. because his competitive ass hates the fact he’s got ‘the best butterfly this goddamn school has ever seen’ and people STILL have the audacity to get his chosen sport wrong? disgusting. this boy has a PB of 51.86 seconds in the 100m freestyle. the world record is 46.91!!! if you ask him, few more years under his belt then ship him off to the olympics! that being said however... he can not do back stroke to save his life. all coordination goes out the window. he can’t swim in a straight line and he’s constantly hitting people so yeah... he’s their best swimming as long as no one asks him to get on his back. his divings also a lil clumsy bit it gives him a good enough head start against the other competitors so people don’t question it.

hoosier - soccer.

he is a bad bitch in defence !!!! he is a centre back and he is not afraid to slide tackle your ass. don’t even try diving because he calculated that shit TO A T to ensure he misses your ankles. ESPECIALLY if he’s in the box. he ain’t giving away no penos does he look like david luiz???

he gets proper into the game. and i mean INTO IT. he is incredibly competitive and is no stranger to getting all up in the ref’s personal space when he doesn’t agree with a decision (his captain andy who is used to his ‘charming but extravagant enthusiasm’ now can usually calm him down before that happens though!!!)

leckie - tennis.

he’s pretentious. enough said... ALSO his freinds make fun of him for the grunts he makes ALL THE TIME. not just back at the dorms... live too !! hoos and runner often get sent out because they’ve been shushed for their sex jokes one too many times and chuckler just leaves with them apologising through his giggles because he’s embarrassed about being sent out and he’s proud of leckie finding a sport he’s good at and it’s once that makes him happy but this shit is just too fucking funny lmaooo

chuckler - baseball.

he’s the pitcher and captain !!! he will catch any and EVERY straight ball hit at him. he’s such a caring and supportive captain who is constantly cheering his boys on and lifting their spirits but he will not hesitate to make fun of you if you make a dumb mistake. his legs are so long it takes him like 4 strides to get to each base. the boys actually make fun of him for how he runs but he’s getting at least 1/2 every time so they can’t bully him for too long when he’s getting the job done.....

bonus !!!! guarnere is a gym junkie and his gym buddy is toye🥺 lieb will often join them because the times they go for their work out is usually the same time he has boxing classes😌

[goldenlaquer]

Joui 4 with a s/o that's a popular instagrammer, and that often posts outfit and lingerie photos, please? How would they manage their popularity? Would they be jealous?

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

Joui 4 Headcanon:

Katsura Kotarou:

Clear as air that he’s jealous, even if he thinks he’s not outwardly showing it. He doesn’t particularly like that you show off your body to the thousands of followers you have, but he knows its not his place to make you stop doing what you love. Directly, I mean. 

Gives outfit suggestions, like: hey, how about this swimsuit? Zura, that’s a diving wetsuit. It’s not a diving wet suit, it’s a swimsuit!

This dude can be so annoying. He photo-bombs your pictures by wearing asinine outfits and doing inappropriate tomfoolery in the back so you can’t use them. But you teach him a lesson by uploading a photo of him wearing a nurse’s outfit with you, hoping that’ll embarrass him to stop. Ha. But the plan backfires. Because Zura makes a ridiculously beautiful woman and your comments section is flooded with comments like ‘who’s that hot chick?’ and ‘whats her @ ?”  

The compliments make Katsura smirk. He’s smug af, saying “They know what true beauty is, Miss Popular Instagrammer.” What happened to the jealous guy? He’s got a new tactic now: trying to beat down your account by taking your spotlight! 

Sakamoto Tatsuma:

Being supportive is an understatement. He’s your self-proclaimed NO.1 FAN! 

No jealousy in this household, not because he’s a chill dude, but because he normally doesn’t have the capacity to be jealous lol

Under every new upload is “First LMAOOO” and obnoxious kissy face emojis with the thumbs up. 

Sakamoto doesn’t really register how popular you are, just that you post freakin’ cute and sexy photos and that it’s especially great for when he’s in space and you aren’t there and he can just open up Instagram and- 

Will show anyone and everyone your account, regardless of whether they want to see it or not. 

Sakata Gintoki:

Quick lesson: The synonym of jealousy is Sakata Gintoki

Being a popular instagrammer is handy dandy and all, BUT do you really need to post those lingerie pics???? If y’all weren’t dating, he’d be lurking in your account with the rest of the male population, but y’all are together, and he’s peeved that he ain’t the only one seeing the goodies. This might cause a few fights between you that’ll end in a compromise of you covering more skin and him laying off with the death threats to anyone who likes your photos and has a remotely male-ish profile picture.

He’s still picking fights with the creepy, middle-aged men in the comments section though. 

At the end of the day, who’s the only one that’s gonna touch all that hotness? Mr. Gintoki, damn straight. 

Takasugi Shinsuke:

I’m gonna be honest with you. Takasugi...Takasugi doesn’t really care. 

What does it matter if you show off your body on the internet? That doesn’t mean he’s apathetic towards you as a person (not at all) but what you do on your free time is your business. 

Another thing is, Grandpa Takasugi has zero connections to the internet, so no social media, including Instagram. I doubt he even has a phone, because those can be traced. Ol’ school pen and paper is the way to go. Maybe he might take offense if there was a nude drawing of you circulating Edo or something. 

As long as you don’t put any pictures or information about him online, Takasugi is fine with it. 

Many, many asks left! Sorry for the wait and I’ll make sure to get all those asks out!!!

[containsxmultitudes]

Nick x Lucifer for the ship meme, if that works for you

Send in two (or more) names and I’ll fill all this out about the ship!

General:

Rate the Ship -   Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs | Toxic by Britney Spears plays somewhere in the background.

How long will they last? - As long as Lucifer isn’t killing Nick. So probably longer than Nick would rationally prefer it.

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - I wouldn’t call it love. But probably pretty quick into weird questionable infatuation and desire.

How was their first kiss? - I’m not sure when their first kiss would happen, but I can only imagine that physically speaking it’s a pretty good kiss. Nick in and of himself has a lot of practice and Lucifer has the benefit of grace touch which means it amplifies Nick’s enjoyment of it. Grace addiction.

Wedding:

Who proposed? - Lol Lucifer. I say this because of the asking him to be the vessel thing specifically. (Although in practice marriage would not happen. But we’ll play in the theoretical space for a second just for the laughs.)

Who is the best man/men? - tbh no clue. Demons?

Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - If we’re just saying all of this theoretically probably no one, or it’s demons. But if Nick had to pick it’d be his best friend. Who is a cursed immortal and is still a small part demon cause she’s like a previous anti-Christ’s great-great granddaughter or something. She’s not 100% sure herself.

Who did the most planning? - Neither of them. Maybe Lucifer. Nick ain’t planning shit for this.

Who stressed the most? - Nick. He’s stressed all the time anyway. It’s not even about the wedding it’s just his life.

How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Hell if I know. God?

Sex:

Who is on top? - Lucifer.

Who is the one to instigate things? - Lucifer

How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

How long do they normally last? - Probably as long as Lucifer is interested.

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Oh absolutely not.

How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - Lmaooo absolutely zero.

How many children will they adopt? - So in theory the answer is still zero but like to play in the space maybe one. And it’s probably a fuckin demon of some sort. An anti-christ maybe at most.

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Nick.

Who is the stricter parent? - Lucifer.

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - there’s no stopping that.

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Nick?

Who is the more loved parent? - fuuuuck. Um,,, we’re gonna go ahead and say Nick because like Nicks a family person so if he’s raising this demon child then he’s very nurturing and tries his best even though it’s a demon, or at least related to one. Like he’s aware that it’s gonna be trouble but like it’s a family bond thing for him.

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? Nick. Lucifer is not allowed at the meetings after The Incident.

Who cried the most at graduation? - Nick.

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Nick. Within reason.

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - Lucifer doesn’t eat so the answer is Nick.

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Lucifer. He doesn’t eat so I imagine that if he’s choosing to do so that he’s pickier.

Who does the grocery shopping? - Nick.

How often do they bake desserts? - Not often.

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Nick’s a vegetarian.

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Neither.

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Probs Lucifer for some reason.

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - Lucifer. And it’s probably not an accident.

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - Nick

Who is really against chores? - Not sure.

Who cleans up after the pets? - Nick

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - The only thing being swept under the rug is Nick’s emotions.

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Nick.

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Nick.

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Nick

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - I mean if Lucifer likes his hell hounds maybe Lucifer.

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Oh they don’t.

What are their goals for the relationship? - Nick’s goal is to not go absolutely insane.

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Nick.

Who plays the most pranks? - Lucifer. The pranks are questionably intense to be pranks tho.

[coffeeandcalligraphy]

Good Eyes | Writing Update

Hey People of Earth!

Ya girl is back for another MOTH WORK writing update, and this time we’re talking about chapter eleven, aka GOOD EYES. Just a reminder before we get started that I do have a Moth Work tab if y’all want to binge all the updates/catch up on ones you missed! Check it out HERE.

This chapter is a bit of a special one, as it’s the final chapter in Lonan’s POV!

If y’all have been following the updates since before August-ish, you would know that before this, I covered mostly Harrison’s emotional turmoil lmao, but spontaneously decided to add another POV because this is my guilty pleasures project and I wanted to! This POV is Lonan’s.

I really struggled toward the end of writing Lonan’s chapters, and I felt this was the POV’s fault. After chapter six, I couldn’t really sink my teeth into his head, and really raced to the finish line to get back to Harrison. In reality, this was actually me not understanding that the disconnect was because I wasn’t embracing the style the book wanted to be. HOWEVER, since finishing his POV (and the entire book << as I am editing this post), I am! sad! I do miss his Lonanisms. 

GOOD EYES is split into four scenes. They go as follows (cw: drug addiction, alcoholism):

Scene A:

After Lonan’s relapse in the previous chapter, good ol’ Eliza takes him to the hospital she works at so he can finally get some professional help.

Lonan is in the waiting room and all is going well! Until a lady he doesn't know accuses him of wearing her son’s guardian angel chain + jacket and OOP the tea is that he is!

The woman who sees him in the waiting room is Harrison’s mother, Suzanna. I’ve planned her since I was 15 and never had a project to put her in so it was WILD to finally write her! She’s an AA leader.

Scene B:

Direct continuation of the last scene, except this time Lonan is shook

He’s heard many stories about Suzanna and the last place he expects her to be is here!

He pulls a Lonan and attempts to yeet away from that situation lol (does not work)

Scene C:

We start with Lonan recounting a story Harrison once told him about a knife. He’s thinking about this because he’s helping Suzanna chop vegetables. They’ve since moved back to Eliza’s apartment.

(CW: blood, accidental injury) Lonan cuts himself accidentally and Suzanna jumps at the opportunity to mother him. Her motherly disposition shakes him (he ain’t expecting this).

(CW: abuse) This scene is where this chapter gets its title. Suzanna compliments Lonan’s eyes (which he believes are his worst feature as they’re the physical factor that most closely resembles his father) and calls them “good eyes”. This is the first time he’s considered his eyes as anything but reminders of his abusive father, and is one of the gentlest things I’ve written ahhhhh. Though Suz isn’t in this book for very long, I do think her presence has a profound effect on Lonan who has never had a healthy parental relationship. (AKA we need more!!)

Scene D:

A pretty short scene!

Our girl Eliza gets home after work, and is lowkey amazed that Lonan has helped cook dinner (me too lmaooo)

Lonan is really feeling his work--he out here setting tables, folding napkins, feeling like he could be a wedding planner. In the middle of his #MasterChefMoment, the doorbell rings

And in dramatic fashion guess who on the other side of the door lool

It’s Harrison hahahaha the chapter ends on a cliffhanger hahaaha I feel 13 again!

I really like this chapter! It has some really interesting character work particularly between Suz and Lonan as we get to see two sides of both that we never really do--vulnerability. I wrote this chapter over the first weekend I moved back to school after break and it was such a lovely experience. A really nice, meditative chapter that I really needed. It was the perfect way to leave Lonan’s head.

Excerpts:

(CW: The next two excerpts deal with betta fish fighting)

This is a description of the betta fish in the waiting room that Lonan watches that is totally not an explicit metaphor for his relationship with Harrison def not I have 100% not used this metaphor in another story called Fishbowl starring the two of them noooo should this book have been called “it’s all a metaphor for fighter fish” maybeeee:

The waiting room is fluorescent and empty, the only movement the irregular swish of fighter fish across a fish tank. He read somewhere it’s never a good idea to keep two together, but in the tank they circle. One is pale and translucent like diluted bone, its silk tail fluttering with each jag through the water. The next is a shift of blueness that opalizes with each peck at the water’s surface. They synchronize before one flits its tail so the other jitters toward the glass. It’s a mistake they’ve been put together—they will only kill each other in time. 

(I’m a real sucker for betta fish as I had many as a child but Meatball was my #1 right hand man [and the reason why I always seem to describe every betta fish as blue] who lived the longest and I miss him to this day I 100% never ever put two males together tho do not do that!!!)

Here’s another I’m including this because my favourite thing Lonan has ever said in response to someone’s *confusion* is “I need to see a doctor” lmao mooooood (tw: some violent imagery here):

“They shouldn’t be in there together,” he says. His head like the impact of a skipping rock. The rings. He raises his hand when she says nothing, and points to the fish. He doesn’t know which one will die, just that one will.

“You’re wearing his things,” she says.

“They’re going to kill each other.”

“The fish?”

The last time he saw him. The rain. The motel. The neon light eating them both slowly. The things Lonan said—purposefully so he could make a clean getaway. Things that made Harrison wince like Lonan had just bitten his wrist and was holding him there to bleed out. 

“I think so.”

Suzanna turns to look at the fish, and then turns back to him. The vacancy in her face is gone—she’s swollen with confusion.

The fire. The dark room. How he knows each ridge of Harrison’s teeth, each metacarpal, each vertebra, each rib, like they’re his own, like they were carved out of the same thing. 

“I need to see a doctor.”  

(^^ also this whole knowing every bone thing was supposed to be romantic but sounds more like necromancyyy hahaaaaaha Lonan’s bone kink EXPOSED)

Here’s another! TW: blood!! Here’s some description of Lonan accidentally cutting his hand + some Lonan x Suzanna relationship development:

(also Suzanna’s story about the first time she cut herself is ACTUALLY just CNF except I left out some of the gruesome details :’)))

“It happens all the time.” He thinks this might be a continuation of a sentence, but he’s missed the first part. By the time she’s telling him about her first time cutting herself in the kitchen—chopping chives in a hurry for a better omelette--she’s touching his hand again, wrapping a paper towel around it to staunch the bleeding.

Lonan glances down at the stain of red eating the white when two fingers tip his chin up, warm and surprisingly callused. “Not there. Look at me.” He only realizes she’s said this because he’s shaking. “So I tell the guy his advertisement is a lie—no accidents in the kitchen, and what happens when I get mine in the mail? An accident.” She continues easily, like she hasn’t been interrupted.

“What?” Something ringing in his ear. He tries to tip it out with his good hand, but nothing comes out. Again, he looks at his finger—she’s switched to a new paper towel. The blood saturates it, and his pupils dilate at the sight of it—something grossly exciting.

“Up here, honey. I’ve heard I have nice eyes.”

Here’s an excerpt that proves Suz is the *biggest* mood! Her dialogue (the vivid bit) is actually direct mirroring of something Harrison says in an earlier memory Lonan recounted (tho I don’t like the writing in that part so :))):

She leans against the sink for a moment and pinches her nose. He hasn’t meant for his eye colour to upset her, but when she recovers, she moves straight past him to the bloody potatoes on the cutting board. Quickly, she removes the unsalvageable ones, dumps the cutting board into the sink. She begins talking about how much rain they’ve gotten, a show she liked downtown. Something about dogs, or doctors—he doesn’t quite hear what she says. He’s distracted looking at her. How she moves, sturdily. Almost too much. The way she picks up where he left off, dicing, chopping, peeling, like she’s been doing it all along.

“I forgot what it felt like to operate.” He doesn’t know if she refers to being a mother or chopping potatoes. Suzanna is pretty like her son. An edge to her that softens as she speaks. Golden hair that glitters like sunrays, even in the fake apartment light. He doesn’t know how it feels to miss a son. How it feels to carry him in your face, like a second skin. “It’s vivid,” she says.

So that’s it for this update! There are a few more to go (tho I may combine a few) so the Moth Work party ain’t over yet! 

For now, I hope y’all enjoyed!

--Rachel

[prismatic-cannon]

uhm sis (or bro or whatever u prefer i just call everyone sis) pls reblog more fics like i need some good ones and pieces was hella good

Ahhh i’m really glad you like Pieces!!! It deserves more love for sure and the feels are only going to get better I can promise you that hoho \o/ (and I’m good with both sis/bro, I don’t mind either or it’s cool)

So far I’ve been blindly going through the AO3 tags for jojo fics so I’m not sure if my fic recs would entirely appeal to you … but if you’re interested you could definitely take a look at some of these faves! (Do mind the fics’ tags if you’re sensitive to certain tropes) Most of these are going to be heavily skewed towards part 4 and 7 (absolutely no one is surprised), but there’s other parts under the cut too!

Part 2

see you again by efthemia (6k oneshot with background Part 7 ship) - A Caejose reincarnation fic! This is set in a modern day au where Joseph and Caesar meet in another life … by crashing vehicles into each other lol

Can You Ever Go Home Again? by alexclusive (4k oneshot, contains Part 4 spoilers but is mostly centred around Part 2 and 3 characters) - I don’t want to spoil too much for this fic so I’m just going to copy paste the fic’s original summary here: “A few months after his adventure in Morioh, Jotaro goes on another personal errand at the request of his grandfather, and ends up discovering yet another lingering ghost.” A lowkey fix-it with feels!

Part 3

Torture Me by Xyloto (nsfw 2k oneshot) - The SDC gang walks in on jotakak inappropriately using their stands lmaooo enough said

Young Flame by greenteafiend (nsfw 7k multichaptered) - More Jotakak! Takes place during the Devil-Yellow Temperance part of SDC where Jotaro and Kak share that hotel room in Singapore lol

Kiss With A Fist by nevermordor (nsfw 6k oneshot) - Tempers and egos flare between Jotaro and Kakyoin as they make the long tenuous journey to Egypt – Fistfights inevitably happen. I really like how much of a cold hardass bastard Kakyoin gets in this lol

time after time by dimolto (11k oneshot) - TIME LOOP TIME LOOP TIME LOOP!!!! God time loops are one of my favourite tropes of all time, I don’t think I could get sick of it. SDC canon compliant (kinda) – Jotaro is the only person that’s aware of the loop and has to work his way out of it somehow. It’s jotakak too!! Highly rec this fic

Part 4

No place where we can’t go by tjesje (4k oneshot) - Josuyasu! Two dudes slowly fall in love over the course of their summer break. OP really nails the friendship between Josuke and Okuyasu – the banter flows so easily you can’t help but get caught up in how close and in sync they are with each other. Also, the summer vibes are super strong in this fic! Always a big plus with duwang content lmao

electric word life by Fluffifullness (8k oneshot) - More Josuyasu mutual pining + confessions, suuuuper sappy and sweet with some light post DiU angst.

Just Let Me Know, How Do You Feel? by hushroom (6k multichaptered) - Post DiU – Set during their college years, Okuyasu meets up with Josuke for the first time in a while, and they work towards overcoming emotional distance caused by the strain of long distance relationships and misunderstandings. Aged up Josuyasu content is always such a treat and this one doesn’t let down!

Bosozoku Boys by VulpesVulpes (nsfw 4k oneshot) - Takes place a few years after DiU. One night during a sleepover Josuke accidentally stumbles upon a porn mag under Oku’s bed – midnight confessions and feels ensue. This fic always has a soft spot in my heart just because of how vulnerable Josuke gets, argh my heart it aches

Crashing Waves by chamomilekai (7k multichaptered) - Post DiU – Josuke and Okuyasu deal with the lingering effects from the final Kira fight. It’s a slow burn romance with heavy feels where both bros find comfort and support in each other, very delicious part 4 h/c sob x10000

Part 5

the passenger by havisham (nsfw 5k oneshot, contains Part 6 endgame spoilers) - A Brugio fix-it …. of sorts. Ten years after Vento Aureo ends, mob boss Giorno somehow finds himself sent back in time with the opportunity to save Bruno and the others. I really like how desperate and jaded Giorno is in trying to save everyone, and how despite everything things still don’t go entirely the way he wants them to …

DIOmestic by writers_haven (4k oneshot) - Yep, it’s modern au mudad lmao. Some JonaDio here and there but the focus is mostly on Dio+Gio father-son fluff. It’s stupidly cute and there are little nods to canon material that I love to bits, like Hamon being reimagined as a fancy form of new age yoga ahahaha

Part 7

Riches and Wonders by etymology playground (8k oneshot) - A lighthearted gyjo fic that takes place during canon events – Two weeks after Sugar Mountain, Johnny and Gyro spend some R&R at a stand-powered onsen lmao. This was one of the first few fics I read right after finishing part 7, and it really helped to soothe the post SBR pain … not that I’m completely over it yet but then again would anyone ever be lol

Laundry by Petronia (2k oneshot) - Another lighthearted canon gyjo fic with lowkey ust lol – Johnny and Gyro take time between travels to do laundry. Idk, there’s something about gyjo domestic downtime that’s so comforting sob

i’ll see your face again by queenieofaces (2k oneshot, Part 7 endgame spoilers) - Oh boy this one … It’s a reincarnation au where Gyro experiences deja vu and misplaced memories from Phantom Blood and Battle Tendency during the events of SBR. 10/10 lots of feels bc reincarnation aus pair so incredibly well with gyjo gosh

nowhere to go; I’m already inside by librisdedita (31k multichaptered, major Part 7 spoilers all around) - A canon compliant gyjo fic – Johnny’s perspective on life is especially bleak in this one. OP tore my heart asunder by the end of this fic but oh man I wouldn’t have it any other way lmao

Cowboys Ain’t Easy To Love by jotarosgirl17 (36k multichaptered, Part 7 spoilers) - A series of interconnected slowburn gyjo canon compliant fics, suuuper heavy on angst and period-typical homophobia and internalised homophobia. Very good for a cry … or ten lmao

see you when the sun sets east by mourn (nsfw 2k oneshot) - Two cowboys sit five feet apart from each other not talking about their repressed feelings yeehaw. Jokes aside this is a quick but intimately tender glimpse into the beginning of Johnny and Gyro’s relationship

Spin This! by polyphenols (17k multichaptered) - A modern day office au where Diego works at a new tech startup named Steel Ball Run. Honestly, I don’t think I could ever properly articulate how much I love this fic – It’s full of sooo many nods and easter eggs to all the bizarre eccentricities that happen in part 7��s canon, and I think nearly every major/minor character gets featured one way or another, if not all (everyone works in the same horrifyingly open air office space after all). The witty banter and dialogue between characters are so snappy and succinct you can’t help but smile or laugh while reading along. Diego in particular stars as the long suffering Straight Man and audience surrogate into the madness that is SBR, with a lowkey crush on HP that slowly builds as the fic progresses (there’s background gyjo too!). While there’s more of a central focus on Part 7 at first, characters from other parts also make an appearance and gradually become more involved as well. I can’t rec this fic enough!!!

Diamond Ball Run by polyphenols (15k multichaptered, Part 7 endgame spoilers) - A gyjo fix-it of sorts … Johnny takes up Funny Valentine’s offer and asks for an Alternate Universe Gyro. The fic is mostly told from Alt Gyro’s perspective in the later half, and argh this makes my heart ache in so many ways I didn’t know were possible god help me –

happy new year, johnny by 3kanite (7k oneshot, Part 7 endgame spoilers) - Aaaah I just read this one today lmao – The fic is written from Johnny’s POV over the course of several new year celebrations – pre-race and during SBR canon. It really nails Johnny’s characterisations and personality shifts down nicely and makes the last year spent with Gyro that much more bittersweet and heartbreaking oh why won’t these part 7 feels stop coming for me

desperado by 3kanite (35k multichaptered) - Features missing scenes that take place during the events of SBR – Admittedly I’ve only read the first two chapters so far and haven’t fully processed things yet but I’m already so caught up in these pre-slash gyjo feels that I can’t help but rec this one catch me crying behind Owson’s @ 3am bc it’s just that good urgh I need an adult Could possibly be nsfw but I haven’t gotten that far in yet obvs

Aaaand that’s about it for now! Hopefully some of these interested you haha. Go show these wonderful OPs some love because they deserve it!!!

[megalodon-writes]

1/3 Hi! Idk if you're still doing match ups but I was wondering if i could get a bnha/haikyuu match up pls! If not, please feel free to ignore my ask, I completely understand and hope you're resting 💕 if soooo-I’m a straight cis Hispanic female that’s 5ft tall, I have wide hips, big butt/thighs, my top half ain’t special tho and I have black hair/bangs and brown eyes+glasses! I’m a cancer with an INFP personality, I’m shy and closed off at first but as I get used to you I open up.

2/3 I like sleep, anime and boys*but I seem to like anime bois more than real ones:(*..I also have daddy issues,,,the following info has nsfw, if it makes you feel uncomfortable feel free to ignore it! My hobbies include dancing and singing! My turn on: love and understanding *nsfw 😳 degradation and praise/ daddy kink 😔*, turn offs: not willing to understand that i need space to cope with my moodiness 👉👈 *nsfw 😳 someone that doesn't care about my consent!*. LAST ONE! Im the type of person that tends to want to listen more than I want to talk. I'm always on tiktok cus crackhead tingz 🤪. My names larissa but my friends prefer "dummy", "idiot", or "clown"🤡 cus even tho I may be book smart I am very stupid 🥰💕 THANK YOU IN ADVANCE IF YOU DO CHOOSE TO DO THIS, MAKE SURE YOU DRINK WATER, REST, AND PLS REMEMBER TO EAT 🥺👉👈

Um??? hello??? You’re so CUTE LAKSJDFLKA Hi Larissa! thank you for your patience with waiting to see who i match you up with! Lots has been happening in my life.  ALSO YOU REMEMBER TO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF OKAY!!! life is rough right now but you’re awesome! aight here we go~ HECK I WAS ABOUT TO POST THIS AND I NOTICED YOU SAID YOU WANTED BOTH OH NO okay adding the other!!

I match you with Shoyo Hinata!

a couple sweet babies

also CHAOTIC but like,,, chill chaotic

Larissa x Hinata? CUTE

LMAOOO I CAN SEE THE TWO OF YOU HAVING A TIKTOK TOGETHER and making dumb little songs and dances with it all obviously one of those cute tik tok couples that everyone loves together

Don’t worry about talking - he’ll do it all but you better be ready to get lost with how passionate and excited about volleyball he is... like he will talk so much about it

but it’s okay because it’s super cute how his eyes light up. He also likes when you get excited about things for the same reason

he is very very in tune with you though. You don’t even have to say or do anything and he’s aware of the time and space you need. I feel like Hinata is very needy, but like the good kind. He knows when to let you have a minute to yourself or if you need a day or however long

He’s just a super caring, nice guy. 

Once while you were sleeping he wore your glasses for like an hour just to see what it was like to be you... he sorta ruined his eyes for a while and when you woke up you found him eating carrots and you were like ‘??? babe you know carrots don’t actually fix your eyes’

he’s super down to cuddle. Like he’s chaotic and excited about life but if you stick your arms out and open and close your hands... he basically melts and can’t help but cuddle you for HOURS

play with his hair.... you won’t it makes him fall asleep SO FAST

I match you with Testutetsu Tetsutetsu!

okay so listen - i kept getting kirishima vibes but as i sat there vibing with the universe then I realized that I actually was getting this steely man for you

he would 1000% be into tiktok. you guys would have accounts and be the couple everyone wants to get together... 

little do they know you guys are actually together

you manage to create a huge following and then reveal your relationship and everyone LOSES THEIR MINDS because of how cute you are

you guys definitely have created so many dances that circle around

he’s only a few inches taller than you but he loves when you wear tall shoes so you’re taller... 

he also likes standing you up on couches so you tower over him... I don’t know why... but he does.

he’s not about beating around the bush so this was the type of relationship that he saw you... flirted for a bit... and asked for your number and you were dating within the next three days

LMAO FOR YOUR MONTH ANNIVERSARY he took you whale watching but you both thought it was a little too slow,... so he bought tickets for you to go underwater in a cage to see sharks.... incredible

[sometimesrosy]

Anonymous said:It will be so funny when Clarke bangs a new new extra after Bellamy dies before the finale. LMAOOOO. I wonder what excuses you will use then :( Aww that random extra is her rebound she's trying to move on from Bellamy :(( LMAOOO. Pathetic pathetic pat he tic

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And will you find it so funny when Bellarke is endgame and all your little mean anons turn out to be not just incorrect, but also unnecessarily mean and nasty because you are, at heart, a bully?

I’m never sure why you people send these things to me. I will block you, I will beat your pathetic reasoning into banana mush because I do and always have used logic and canon evidence to back up my theories, because I am, at heart, a boring old english teacher doing what english teachers do and analyzing a text. 

There’s NOTHING pathetic about shipping something you love. There’s nothing pathetic about looking for that love story in the canon content. There’s nothing pathetic about enjoying a show and ship and being positive about it.

When this is all over, and we have an end time, now. 16 episodes away, when we get our answers. IS Bellarke the central relationship? No, we have that answer. They’re dual protagonists with Clarke as the star and JR has said that The 100 is and always has been about Clarke and her relationship with Bellamy. Maybe the question of whether Bellarke are soulmates. NOPE we have that answer, too. Will Bellarke be canon? Well that depends on what you think a canon love story is. Is it kissing or is it a 7 season story about how they fall in love and get together? You clearly think kissing and sex. So Clarke and Cillian or Bellamy and Bree and Roman is more canon than Bellarke, the central relationship of the show. This is an interpretation. You’re a nasty anon and I’m an ex english teacher who’s been writing sff novels since I was 15 and now ghostwrites romance novels professionally, so you of course think you are the authority and I am...

wait let me get it right....

Pathetic pathetic pat he tic

ok. ok sure. we should just ignore the STANDARD romantic trope of the love triangle. Or the jealousy trope (on both sides btw.) OR the true love’s fucking kiss bringing her back from the dead.

Okay. That’s fine. When this is all over, if Bellarke doesn’t have their kiss/confess/sex moment, if it’s not a “canon” ship in the ways fandom wants I will apologize for... I guess... being wrong. Although there is nothing wrong with being wrong. Just like I apologized about the cannibal thing. But y’all will get ONE apology and no more. I will not be dragged over the coals for doing nothing wrong but incorrectly guessing what the future is going to hold. 

I won’t make a prediction on whether Clarke, Bellamy and Bellarke are alive or dead though. I have ALWAYS said they might die at the end of the show. Always. My base theory is that this show is about unity, Clarke and Bellamy are the head and the heart and they must be TOGETHER in order to have victory. They are the symbolic representation of this rebirth of humanity, Maybe she needs to kill it and he needs to open the door to let it come back IDK, it’s kind of mythic. But I think that in order to have victory on this show, Bellarke needs to be Together. I think that will ultimately be romantic. 

HOWEVER, I don’t know if they’re getting a happy ending and I’m not saying they will. Because while I believe this show will end on a hopeful note and there will be hope for humanity and they will achieve their goals for humanity,

I don’t know if BELLARKE will get a happy ending.

A long time ago, JR said he knew the ending of the show, and he hadn’t decided yet if it would end with hope for our heroes, or hope for humanity but NOT for our heroes. Our heroes are, now I’m sure, Bellarke. So there is still a possibility that they sacrifice themselves for humanity.

And that could mean they die together... which would be a kind of romeo and juliet tragic ending, where they die, but are together in death.

OR it could mean that one of them dies and not the other, in which case one of them would have to live on without the other, which imo would be a straight up tragedy for the characters of Clarke and Bellamy. I would hate that but it’s possible. The game is lost if Bellamy is lost, because this is chess, and the king is the deciding factor. Might his capture be a major storyline? You bet it might. We’ve got a theory going right now that someone captures Bellamy in the anomaly and Clarke leads the jump team to rescue him. I AM HERE FOR THAT STORY.

I personally have also made the speculation that Clarke and Bellamy will die, or be lost in the anomaly, or sacrifice themselves to set up the anomaly expecting to never be seen again, but, because anomaly, will end up back on Earth, and set up a society that Marcus envisioned, leading to a bittersweet loss and victory happy ending much like we saw with Marper, who gave up life with their friends and family to live in peace and raise a child. But if this happens, then for a while we will think that Clarke and Bellamy are dead. It ain’t over until the final credits but it is 100% possible. 

So I won’t argue with them about one or both of them dying. It’s possible.

But I’m only pathetic in that i am slightly obsessive about my favorite show. And frankly, I’m not apologizing for that nor do I feel bad about it. Actually, I don’t find people’s love of stories to be pathetic. I love it. That’s why I became an english teacher, duh. SO I could share my love of fiction and poetry and literature and film etc. Geek? yes. Proudly. Pathetic? Nope. 

So fine. If I’m wrong and there’s no “canon” endgame. I will apologize for my error in speculating the wrong thing. Not that I need to apologize but I will.

BUT THAT MEANS THAT I EXPECT EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU BLORKE AND CLXA ANTIS TO APOLOGIZE TO ME AND EVERY OTHER BELLARKE FAN FOR CALLING US DELUSIONAL, CLOWNS, OR PATHETIC. 

tl:Dr. FINE. If i’m wrong, I’ll apologize. But if you’re wrong, you’d better take a CLOSE and HONEST look at yourself and admit that YOU were wrong and it wasn’t the other fans or JR baiting shit and it wasn’t an injustice and it wasn’t bad writing. IT WAS YOU. YOU WERE THE ASSHOLE. 

[humankoalaa]

freeland ive missed you!

BLACK LIGHTNING!

everytime a recap starts with thundergrace a child is fed. don’t @ me.

im not even 30 seconds in the damn episode and im already dying 🤣🤣 lala and this same damn tracksuit with the pinky ring. BRO… who are you 😩

the fact that LALA shows up with a gun in hand. like can we give him another entrance? and also how many times has he resurrected now? 🤦🏾‍♀️

jefferson calling lala latavius still gets me everytime 🤣 how many times has that man said his name is lala Jeff? huh?

LMAOOO i ain’t even finish the initial sentence and lala once again tells Jeff his name is lala!

lemme find out cress tryna grow his hair out.

okay okay resurrected twice. got it.

this beat in the background lit tho.

this ninja done shot super dad.

jenn would be tryna make her suit cute 🤣🤣🤣🤣

“i shouldn’t have to sacrifice style for practicality” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 i love jenn so much.

she’s seriously talking about nice fabric for her suit. i can’t. this is just so jenn and these writers are just brilliant!

that old suit tho… hot garbage 🥴😩

this lab scene is everything tho 😭 the power of jenn!

who is earl tho?

awh lawd they done resurrected the entire unintentional suicide squad 🤦🏾‍♀️

oh nevermind lala seeing shit again.

WHO IS EARL 😩

lol sit down lala that chair ain’t do shit to you

jenn is the realest 😭

anissa in tears breaking my heart 😭

“just go find grace” OKAY?! say it louder!

best little sister ever.

nafessa tho 😍

lmao that fast little daughter of yours 😂 okay lynn. OK.

christine got the best fade tho.

agent rafiki back on his bullshit.

agent yoda: “do you understand what im saying?”… lynn: “you don’t like dogs?” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

who. is. earl.

“i will shoot you straight in the face” 😂😂 this is the blackest thing that’s ever been said on the cw 🤣

i like don’t care about any of this tho…

finally some damn action from the great value suicide squad.

wardrobe department…. why y’all got cress in these tight ass pants tho? 😩

is that earl?

lol i forgot todd died.

agent extra terrestrial needs to die.

nafessa looking fye again 😩😍

wait…. i know damn well that’s not grace growling. shit it better not be 😩 im scared of what’s behind that door and Anissa isn’t suited up like 🥴

🤣🤣 “i can hear someone in here” first of all … anissa… does it sound like whatever is in there human? like are you not hearing these growls? welll she didn’t see grace malfunctioning right in front of her so im actually not surprised but still 😩

“or at least i could” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 AKA im not leaving till you open the door.

we got tobias speaking to portraits, lala speaking to his … conscience..s? and now anissa talking through a door to whatever was growling.. i miss anyone?.. oh and jenn talking to her laptop. k.

OMGG HE SCARED THE SHIT OUTTA ME HOW AGGRESSIVE HE OPENED THAT DOOR 😩 least it’s wasnt grace growling but if this is her brother errr.. relax.

he rude as hell.

“trouble will find you if you do not leave this place” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 the delivery took me out.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😩 that fly. where did that damn fly just appear from 😩

anissa so damn persistent. im here for this.

OH MY GOD

is she fucking glitching while shape shifting?! 😩 like what is she?! 😩😩

chantal looks beautiful 😭 well ..in her true… form?…. or .. well when she looks like grace. that hair is giving me life.

soooooo anissa now has no choice but to show up as thunder to save her girl who actually doesnt need saving from anyone… but herself 😭

oh hey earl. but like bye earl. this part of the episode is just annoying now 🙄 long ass drawn out ass scenes.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 but why earl look like a pokemon? snorlax to be exact.

jenn running in the lair excited for her suit 😭

THUNDER! LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOO!

lol more growling. like is grace just chillin inside her apartment as a lion? seems like something she would do.

i really wanna know how bad it smells in there tho 😂

WAIT. NEVERMIND. is that like a dead deer?

like is she just casually roaming around freeland with dead animals on her back or is she also a flying dinosaur with a invisibility cloak….

OMG wait 😩 this can’t be. no. just. NO.

🤣🤣🤣🤣 grace as this damn man and this voice i just can’t. im not mature enough for this.

OH NO SHE DID NOT

they really bout to fight!

there better be at least one thunderclap 😤

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦🏾‍♀️ okay jet li. i can’t take “him” serious. was that a knife hand? 😂

thunder using her ponytail as a weapon is next level extra 😂

fuck his ass up thunder!

shit.

🤣🤣🤣🤣 look right 🤦🏾‍♀️🤣🤦🏾‍♀️😩🤦🏾‍♀️ i just 😭 let me get this straight… you mean to tell me grace knew damn well that was anissa and instead of being like … “let’s go back to your place and talk about this horizontally in the nude preferably” she opted to beat the breaks off thunder then….turn …into a.. growling black animal with a tail?… and just… jumped… … out.. the …. window?… what type of shit is that 😩

like what kind of woman lover are you grace. it’s only one thing im doing if i found out my girlfriend was essentially the baddest motherfucker in the city… ima pounce on that ass and get to hunching 🤷🏾‍♀️

it’s like they’re set on making grace the next lolo jones and the queen of hide and seek. jesus. when will this end? im tied y’all. TIED. JUST TELL HER!!!

JENN 🤣🤦🏾‍♀️

…. the fuck.

yeah this shits getting real weird.

this dude breath gotta smell like shit. baking biscuits in the corners of his mouth and shit 🤮 all that damn spit 😩

lol agent looking like everyone’s morning shit might’ve just played himself. whatcha gon do if they lied tho? how you gon find out who else they told now that you’ve killed them? i hope they were lying 😩😩😩😩

but all in all this episode was solid. too many long ass filler scenes with lala but whatever.

until next time…. i must end this with… grace being a useless bisexual and anissa being a useless lesbian match made in heaven 😍 i still can’t believe grace jumped out the damn window KNOWING it was anissa under the damn suit. smh that window deserved better.

WAYMENT… i just realized something…. anissas bout to be mad ass hell grace beat the shit out of her 😂😂 K N O W I N G L Y at that 😩 she did hold back tho… which may make anissa even madder 😂🤦🏾‍♀️

[thewaterisblackwithvenom]

OHHHHH now I’m like. Obsessed w/ thinking about how other characters would tame horses. Oh my god this is such a fun train of thought holy sh*t. We know how Arthur n John are, but like. Yeah ok this is gonna be a mess but I must jot down thoughts.

(Past self had no idea how long this was going to be lmaooo cut time!)

Sean I imagine would totally eat dirt. Multiple times. Like Arthur could be standing there warning him “I really wouldn’t do that and here’s why” and Sean would just wave him off and be all “I GOT this, English, watch me” and then whoops. He’s an idiot but I also feel like he’d be cute to a degree and throw the Sean MacGuire Charm™ at the horse. Like talking the horse up is actually gonna help. I can’t see him being really good at taming horses, but I can’t see him being cruel, just. Stupid lmao. He strikes me as the kind to be sweet to animals so I bet there’d be some cute dialog. I feel like Ennis is a very laid back, “I’m stuck with this idiot but sometimes he brings me treats so I guess I tolerate him” kind of horse.

Dutch. Haha. Good luck getting Dutch on a horse that isn’t already Completely Subservient. Pretend for a moment you could actually convince him to do so, I feel like he’d actually try and talk reason to the horse. Like “okay, here’s how things are gonna go”. Maybe he’d even try to reason with it. If you wanna think cute, maybe he’d spend a week reading Miller to it before he attempts to even get near it. “It needs to get used to the sound of my voice” he’ll reason. Rreally he’s just procrastinating and doing what he does best: subjecting innocent living creatures into listening to his fanboy babbling. I feel like he’d be good at the “just jump on and ride em out” type bc good luck getting Dutch Van Der Linde off your *ss. I feel like he’d also be able to stay C̸͎̻̿̇Ä̸͔̻́́͗̓͜L̸̬̘̓̈́̃͝M̶̩̝̙̠͗̕ enough to do so. If nothing else, I feel like he’d be decently successful bc he’s physically strong/big, and so is his ego, and failing would damage that so it’s not really an option. I feel like the Count, despite being an Arabian, notorious for being spirited, likes Dutch because they’re both uppity and concerned with appearances. Maybe Dutch had a “come to Jesus” talk with the Count at some point and he “respects” Dutch. They’re very similar I feel so that’s why Dutch + Arabian works. (even if it’s still hilarious to see Dutch’s giant *ss on that poor tiny princess pony)

Listen I know Mary-Beth wouldn’t be the kind of person to tame horses, but literally I’m just adding her bc she would totally just read to the horse. Like she’d never even attempt to ride it or do anything to it except maybe like brush it’s mane and tail eventually. It’d really just be like a giant vegan cat. This is a very cute thought to me and that’s why I’m putting it here. Mary-Beth reading to a horse. That’s. Wholesome.

Uncle would also Not Succeed, and I feel like this is bc you’d come back to find him and the horse just straight up napping together under a tree or some sh*t. Man’s got lumbago. You know what doesn’t help lower back pain? Riding horses that don’t wanna be ridden. 

Since we’re really just segueing away from actually taming horses to just people interacting with untamed horses, may I present to you Abigail and Jack. I feel like Abigail wouldn’t really care much about horses but if Jack did obviously she’d have to become the Horse Kid Mom. So if Jack takes a liking to a horse she’d support him and also keep him safe. I can see Jack like, bugging Pearson for leftover carrots n apples n stuff to feed it. He’s also learned that horses will eat flowers, so putting flower crowns on a horse is a bit of a challenge. Abigail distracts it with treats so Jack can crown it. If you want something really f*cking cute, you can imagine Kieran teaching Jack how to braid manes n forelocks so he can braid flowers into it’s hair. I’m not an angst person, my whole life is angst so I like to Fluff. Sh*t. Up. So deal with it.

So ofc Kieran I imagine is naturally gifted. Or like. Years of experience. I feel like part of it’s natural, bc he’s just a very laid back and incredibly forgiving person by nature. I’m not even sure if he’s capable of holding a grudge unless you SERIOUSLY f*ck with him, so I can’t see him ever even getting angry at a horse for anything. I’m sure he’s been kicked, bitten, thrown, run over, and sh*t on(fellow horse people probably know what I mean lmao). He gets that horses are Horses and not out to be *ssholes. Probably one reason he likes them so much. “I know where I am with them”. I’m not gonna even try to imagine what he’d say to a horse, because at it is I’m at Maximum Wholesomeness Capacity for today(ain’t kidding, maybe I’ll explore this more later when I’m not emotionally compromised lmao). You just know it’s up there with Arthur and John Horse Taming Wholesomeness. He genuinely loves horses and is naturally sweet and patient. He’s more likely to apologize for dropping hay on a horse’s head than he is to so much as smack one for giving him attitude. In my head he is Branwen’s Best Friend, for what should be obvious reasons. They’re all they had for god knows how long, and you know Kieran has spoiled the hell out of that horse. There is so much more I could say about Kieran and horses but this isn’t about just him lmao.

Our boy Lenny, I don’t really see really taming horses, but if he did, I think he’d be good at it. He’s not only a kind person, but he’s also smart. I think he’d pick up on subtle things that people(like Sean cough cough) wouldn’t notice. He’s not the ~big rough cowboy~ type, so isn’t going to try something stupid like just rope it and hop on. It’s hard to see him taming horses but I feel like if it was something he was interested in, he’d just be really good at bc he’s bright and sweet. 

I wanna do Sadie, because I feel like that’s gonna be more like a battle of wills. It’s hard to see her being soft and emotional, bc that isn’t really. Sadie. I’m not like, suuuper knowledgeable about her personality, but I feel like she’s more likely to tame horses the rodeo way. Hop on, hang on, ride em out. I pity the horse that thinks it can out stubborn Sadie Adler. I can’t see her being mean or aggressive, but I also can’t see her like, spending a lot of time being friends on the ground, building things up, etc. Sadie isn’t going to be mean in any way, but her horse is also gonna learn that she’s in control. The horse isn’t in charge, Sadie is. That also means that you can trust her not to run you off a cliff, let a wolf get you, etc. . If you’re Sadie’s horse, hell will be upon anyone who tries to f*ck with you. I feel like none of Sadie’s horses are like, the sweet and cuddly type, but they know and trust Sadie with their lives, and will pretty much ride into hell with her if she asked.

[magicrobins]

Dare you to answer all 100 of those questions

Well shit man I feel challenged.

All questions answered under the cut.

1: Is there a boy/girl in your life?

As in boyfriend/girlfriend? Nope, single af over here :P

2: Think of the last person who hurt you; do you forgive them?

Uhh probs? I mean I don’t really remember but it probably wasn’t a big thing.

3: What do you think of when you hear the word “meow?”

My kitty, my little pumpkin, Freckles uwu

4: What’s something you really want right now?

To finish answering these questions? JK JK lmao!

I’d really like to see one of my best friends again, for like more than just one day but like I always really want that.

5: Are you afraid of falling in love?

In a way, yes. I’m afraid that I’ll fall in love with someone I’m not meant to be with and have my heart broken. I’m afraid I’ll fall in love with someone who won’t like that I’m sex repulsed, who won’t like that I don’t think I’d want to have kids, or at least little kids/babies. I know the right person won’t mind any of that, but I’m afraid of falling for the wrong person before I fall for the right one.

6: Do you like the beach?

Yes! I like looking for seashells but I stay the fuck away from the ocean.

7: Have you ever slept on a couch with someone else?

I haven’t fallen asleep on a couch, that I’m aware of, but one of my best friends and I cuddled on one while relaxing during a 24 film contest.

8: What’s the background on your cell?

A picture of Korrasami from the LOK comic.

9: Name the last four beds you were sat on?

Name the last four beds?? Uh my own, my dad’s, and my sister’s?

10: Do you like your phone?

Meh. It’s a good phone but since some iOS update, it’s been a real bitch. :/

11: Honestly, are things going the way you planned?

Ahahahaha no. Some things are nice, some things are… what they are. I didn’t plan to spend four years at MJC but I’m getting my AA degree at the end of this year. I didn’t plan to want to continue my schooling and get a Bachelor’s/Master’s in archaeology but that’s because I’d y’know buried that dream deep down ‘cause I thought I wasn’t smart enough (still sometimes feel like that but I got this, don’t worry). I didn’t plan to actually get into theater and want to minor in theater. I didn’t plan to get hella into Dungeons & Dragons and play in two campaigns, DMing one, and uploading the videos to YouTube but hey, I like how that turned out. I didn’t plan on being stuck with writer’s block majority of the time and restarting the same book over ten times. All in all, life’s not really going how I’d planned but at the same time, I hadn’t really made a plan. I just sort of let it take its course, I guess?

12: Who was the last person whose phone number you added to your contacts?

Oh a friend of a friend’s who joined this RPG campaign that’s based on the Dresden Files. She was added to the group chat so I added her number. :)

13: Would you rather have a poodle or a Rottweiler?

Uhh I’d rather have both, duh.

14: Which hurts the most, physical or emotional pain?

Emotional by far. I’ve dealt with physical pain for like four years now in my left shoulder (finally getting that fixed this summer) and while it can hurt so much that it makes me cry, I’ll take it over emotional pain. That’s probs not a good thing but that’s how I feel.

15: Would you rather visit a zoo or an art museum?

I like the zoo, but I’d rather go to an art museum. I adore museums and don’t go to them as often as I’d like.

16: Are you tired?

Who isn’t? It’s past 11pm rn so yeah, I am lol.

17: How long have you known your 1st phone contact?

My first phone contact was probs my parents and sister so my whole life lol.

18: Are they a relative?

Yep ;P

19: Would you ever consider getting back together with any of your exes?

I have one ex and I’d have to say no. Nothing against him, it’s just that I don’t have romantic feelings for him. I don’t want to date someone I don’t have romantic feelings for.

20: When did you last talk to the last person you shared a kiss with?

Not like a kiss on the cheek, I’m guessing? If so, then no one :P

21: If you knew you had the right person, would you marry them today?

Mm, I’d probs say yes if they proposed. A wedding takes time to plan though! ;P

22: Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?

Haven’t ever kissed anyone -shrugs-

23: How many bracelets do you have on your wrists right now?

None, but I usually wear at least one on my right wrist if I’m not wearing long sleeves.

24: Is there a certain quote you live by?

No really, sorry.

25: What’s on your mind?

“Dear God, there’s a lot of questions!” lmao

26: Do you have any tattoos?

Nope. I’d like some but I’m terrified of pain and needles. ^^”””

27: What is your favorite color?

Red!

28: Next time you will kiss someone on the lips?

Shit idk? At this point it’s looking like never lmao

29: Who are you texting?

No one atm. Last person I sent a text to was my sis.

30: Think to the last person you kissed, have you ever kissed them on a couch?

…Y’all just keep wanting to rub in that I ain’t ever kissed anyone before lmao!

31: Have you ever had the feeling something bad was going to happen and you were right?

Probably. :| I also probably caused that bad thing to happen.

32: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex you can talk to?

Yep! uwu

33: Do you think anyone has feelings for you?

I mean there’s someone I’d love to have feelings for me but no, I don’t think so. It might be the insecurities talking, but no one, to my knowledge, has had feelings for me in a while.

34: Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes?

Uhh aside from parents or family?? Shit I can’t remember, but y’know what? I have damn pretty eyes. I have pretty hazel eyes ok lmao.

35: Say the last person you kissed was kissing someone right in front of you?

Then that person would be kissing air ‘cause I haven’t ever kissed anyone lmaooo

36: Were you single on Valentines Day?

Every Valentine’s Day, yes. :’)

37: Are you friends with the last person you kissed?

Yes. I’m friends with Nobody. xDDD

38: What do your friends call you?

Depends on the friends and when they met me. Friends who I’ve known since high school called me by my full first name, “Briana.” Friends I’ve met online or at college call me by my nickname, “Anna.”

39: Has anyone upset you in the last week?

Not that I can think of… Irritated, sure, but not really upset.

40: Have you ever cried over a text?

Pfffffffffffffffffffffft…. Of course.

41: Where’s your last bruise located?

Uhh I don’t have any atm but probs on my leg?

42: What is it from?

Hell if I know -shrugs-

43: Last time you wanted to be away from somewhere really bad?

That hasn’t been for a while… I usually feel this way when I go to class in the beginning when I don’t really know anyone, especially if I’m put in front of the class to talk. (This happened a lot in the beginning of the acting class I took.)

44: Who was the last person you were on the phone with?

My dad. Called him to let him know the fucking hide away door was busted again… I hate that door.

45: Do you have a favourite pair of shoes?

All of my boots. uwu

46: Do you wear hats if your having a bad hair day?

Yep! Mostly depends on the outfit, but majority of the time I’ll wear this Code Geass hat I have.

47: Would you ever go bald if it was the style?

Fuck no.

48: Do you make supper for your family?

Pffft no.

49: Does your bedroom have a door?

Yes.

50: Top 3 web-pages?

According to Chrome, the top three I go to is YouTube, Tumblr, and Facebook.

51: Do you know anyone who hates shopping?

Maybe? I’m not sure.

52: Does anything on your body hurt?

My left shoulder. For the past four years. :’)

53: Are goodbyes hard for you?

Depending on who they’re with. Saying “goodbye” to one of my best friends when he moved to Arizona was… that was painful.

54: What was the last beverage you spilled on yourself?

Probs Dr. Pepper.

55: How is your hair?

Fine atm. It’s not combed but I don’t mind how it looks rn.

56: What do you usually do first in the morning?

Check my phone.

57: Do you think two people can last forever?

Yes, anythings possible.

58: Think back to January 2007, were you single?

When aren’t I? Lol yes, I was.

59: Green or purple grapes?

Meh either is fine with me.

60: When’s the next time you will give someone a BIG hug?

Idk, when they need it?

61: Do you wish you were somewhere else right now?

…I’m not sure, tbh.

62: When will be the next time you text someone?

Tomorrow? Idk.

63: Where will you be 5 hours from now?

Home, in bed. :P

64: What were you doing at 8 this morning.

Sleeping ;P

65: This time last year, can you remember who you liked?

Yes.

66: Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?

Absolutely.

67: Did you kiss or hug anyone today?

My cat lmao

68: What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?

I don’t really remember, sorry :/

69: Have you ever tried your hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?

Probably.

70: How many windows are open on your computer?

Two - five tabs in Chrome though.

71: How many fingers do you have?

…Ten?

72: What is your ringtone?

Just some generic ring tone.

73: How old will you be in 5 months?

Still 23 :P

74: Where is your Mum right now?

At her house probs.

75: Why aren’t you with the person you were first in love with or almost in love?

Let’s go with “almost in love” ‘cause idk wtf falling in love feels and idk if you can fall in love with someone who you have strong feelings for but never dated.

To answer the question, though: ‘cause I was a closeted af idiot. I mean, in all honesty, I understand why I was closeted. I was refusing to admit to even myself that I wasn’t straight. I get why I was so scared but like… in hindsight I wish I’d been open with myself and open with this person.

76: Have you held hands with somebody in the past three days?

Nope.

77: Are you friends with the people you were friends with two years ago?

Absolutely!

78: Do you remember who you had a crush on in year 7?

…Wtf is year 7? Is that 7th grade? If so, I was homeschooled then so didn’t have a crush. :P

79: Is there anyone you know with the name Mike?

I have a few family members with that name.

80: Have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms?

Nope.

81: How many people have you liked in the past three months?

Mm one person but that’s just ‘cause I legitly don’t know how to move on, like no one’s really told me a good way to move on so my brain is just like “What to do with these unrequited feelings fuck :|”

82: Has anyone seen you in your underwear in the last 3 days?

I have ;D lmao

83: Will you talk to the person you like tonight?

Mm probs not? Not unless they text me. I texted them yesterday, didn’t get a response but I know they’ve been busy.

84: You’re drunk and yelling at hot guys/girls out of your car window, you’re with?

Idk? I don’t drink so idk why I’d get drunk.

85: If your BF/GF was into drugs would you care?

Yes.

86: What was the most eventful thing that happened last time you went to see a movie?

I saw Black Panther. Enough said. uwu

87: Who was your last received call from?

Probs the hospital to schedule an appointment?

88: If someone gave you $1,000 to burn a butterfly over a candle, would you?

Wtf no!! DDD:

89: What is something you wish you had more of?

Either money specifically to pay for school, or filming equipment so I can film the D&D sessions how I’d like to film them. :|

90: Have you ever trusted someone too much?

Maybe? Idk.

91: Do you sleep with your window open?

Nope. Door open but window closed.

92: Do you get along with girls?

Lmao I like to think so.

93: Are you keeping a secret from someone who needs to know the truth?

Um idk? I mean I’ve never told the person I had (have?) strong feelings for that I’ve had those feelings and how long I’ve felt that way but like idk if they need to know that?

94: Does sex mean love?

No. You can have sex without love and love without sex.

95: You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, is that a problem?

I’d be alone. :|

96: Have you ever kissed anyone with a lip ring?

Idk does Nobody have a lip ring? lmaoooo

97: Did you sleep alone this week?

Nope, I have my cat and my dog. uwu

98: Everybody has somebody that makes them happy, do you?

Yes. I have my friends, my pets, and someone special to me.

99: Do you believe in love at first sight?

Yes. I don’t believe everyone experiences it - everyone falls in love in different ways - but I believe it’s possible.

100: Who was the last person that you pinky promise?

Uhhhh idk? That was probs years ago?