#hazbin hotel welcome to heaven

[lorethebookworm]

* takes a break from chewing the walls and banging her head on the table while listening to the entirety of the Hazbin hotel's soundtrack*

OOOHHH let me tell you one thing that pisses me off so much but that I'm also obsessed with because it shoves in your face how completely and utterly lost in their bullshit the angels are

OKAY SO ,you know that scene where charlie is pleading her case in the court ?

When the angels agree to keep watching what angel dust will do charlie is so relieved that she shouts "Fuck yeah!" and EVERYONE IMMEDIATELY GIVES HER THE STINK EYE.

Meanwhile do you know how many times Adam swears during that scene? I WON'T COUNT IT BUT IT'S PROBABLY A WHOLE FUCKING LOT

Does ANYONE even pause for a second when he does it? Do they have ANY reaction whatsoever? NO

They are so deeply convinced that the division between angels and demons is fair and right that they would never question an angel , not even when ANGELS go on MURDER SPREES FOR FUN

So obviously when Charlie swears it's wrong , it's a clear demonstration that she is one of THEM , one of those sinful creatures who belong in hell forever.

When Adam swears it's just Adam being Adam. Is he mean and obnoxious? Yes , but he's an angel. Is he a sadistic bitch ? Yes , but he's an angel. Is he a perverted asshole who swears like a sailor ? YES, BUT HE IS AN ANGEL. And that fact alone makes him powerful and worthy and good.

Okay I'm done now *goes back in her cave to rewatch all the episodes *

[planetkram]

Adam and Lute’s reaction to when they see Charlie is just..

OH THAT BETTER BE WHO I THINK IT IS

Wait, is that Vagina?

[theyapper0]

PART FOUR OF "DISHONORED GUESTS"

Charlie says how Sinners are not stagnant in the place they were when they died. They are still able to change! 

Sera: What makes you say that?

Charlie: If you truly believe the Winners here in Heaven are just as cognizant as you, me, or any other being existing between any of our realms, then I don't see any reason why you wouldn't extend that thinking towards the Sinners of Hell

The crowd begins to murmur…. The demon made a good couple points so far…

There's some back and forth but eventually the topic shifts to the Hazbin Hotel. 

The topic of discussion specifically is about their first patron, Anthony 

Sera: And how long has Anthony been in your care? Charlie: About 4 months at this point! And yes! We do!!!! He may not follow EVERY commandment EXACTLY but he’s still learning- and a lot at that!!!! 

Adam: Do we have any proof of all he's learned? 

So they get the Orb. 

The Orb shows Angel and Emily is leaning on her hands in awe, “Wow! A real Sinner! :D”

Adam is like “mmmmmmm…….*getting annoyed*

So I'm actually gonna keep everything that happens at the club with the Sinners. 

(Angel standing up to Valentino won't be ‘sticking it to the man’ it can just be considered ‘thou shalt not unto thee any graven image’ (putting Valentino’s importance/work above all else, not doing that anymore)

Sera: I don't believe it….

Emily is like… “Thou shalt not unto thee any graven image!’ Angel Dust’s boss was his graven image but standing up to him and not allowing him to speak ill of his friends paves the way for the potential of a new source of worship in above!” 

Charlie: Yes! Exactly! Angel Dust is capable of change, EVERY Sinner is with the right support! 

If they can be redeemed, WHEN? And HOW exactly can they reach the gates? Is it even physically POSSIBLE? 

Sera is completely speechless.

Sera: I…. 

Sera regains her composure, “A-And… And what, Miss Morningstar, would you say about the Commandments that a Sinner would be physically incapable of following? ‘Honor thy mother and father’ for example? 

Charlie: Well like you said, that would be impossible to follow if a Sinner’s parents are not dead yet or are in Heaven but uh….. but……

Charlie: But surely we, as Heaven and Hell, create some sort of middle ground! We could come up with a replacement for this commandment-! 

Adam: Replace one of the Ten Commandments?! 

Emily is like I don't see how else we'd be able to work around that if we didn't! It would just be for these cases of redemption-

Sera: Emily!

The whole Courtroom erupts into chaos.

EVERYONE'S shouting and NO ONE knows what's going on. Everybody's got their own ideas and opinions and it seems they all want to be heard at this very moment. 

Can a Sinner be redeemed? How could that HELL RAT date think to replace one of the Commandments! Would they have to deal with Sinners potentially ruining their Heavenly paradise? Could a WINNER get sent to Hell?

Sera shouts, “THAT'S ENOUGH!!” and a magic, angelic surge bursts through the room, quieting everybody.

Sera sighs, “This questioning stops now. We know when a soul arrives, we know when they pass divine judgment, it is our job to ensure these souls are safe”

Emily: But Sera! They CAN change!!! We JUST saw it!! 

Sera is looking down at Emily solemnly and conflicted…

Emily looks like she's lost some fight but then she glanced at Charlie, who's looking back up at her earnestly. 

They won't listen to Charlie, they don't even listen to EMILY! 

But they've heard each other… they UNDERSTOOD each other! 

Emily: NO! 

Emily: He had followed a Commandment! He's showing promise but we just decide to dismiss the whole thing?! How is that fair?! How is that the forgiving and merciful way of Heaven?! 

Charlie: Just because they're dead doesn't mean they can't change and you're not even giving it a chance! Sinners should have an option to escape Hell if they're deserving of Heaven! 

Adam is getting a little heated, “There's a reason for all this! Sinners of Hell were once human but they've made the choices that got them there and they must pay the price for all eternity!”

Charlie: But why?! 

Adam: Because that's just how it is! 

Emily: It shouldn't have to be! They're souls just like the ones up here in Heaven! 

Emily is taking Charlie's side. She's siding with a product of deviation from Heaven!! Just like-!

Adam: Sinners were humans who have done unspeakable things! VILE things! Humanity is tainted- tainted because of our-... MY foolishness. 

Adam shouts, “And it just keeps getting worse! More and more humans are turning towards sin! If you all could know how many are down there in Hell then you'd understand why we have to go down there for the Exterminations and-!

The Courtroom goes into a frenzy again

FUUUCKK!!!! Some people there knew about the Exterminations and were like “Well shit” while those who didn't know were like “The Extermi- WHAT?!”

So Emily is like “WHAT?!???” 

Basically the whole second half of “You Didn't Know” song :P

In the chaos and the shouting and stuff, Adam is still in total shock about what he had just exposed… What did he do? It was an accident! It was just the heat of the moment and he was so angry and frustrated and he didn't mean to admit anything! 

Lute looks across the Courtroom and her and Vaggie's eyes meet.

Lute: Don't think I've forgotten you”

Vaggie is tugging on Charlie's arm like, “We need to go, NOW, Charlie”

Charlie is like, “What??? Look!! We're finally getting somewhere!”

Emily agrees

Lute: Don't act so coy, HELLSPAWN! Your power grows at our disarray! You're just as bad as those disgusting Sinners, just as bad as…. HER! 

Charlie is pissed, “Take that BACK” 

Lute: Why should I? It's the truth! 

Lute looks at the crowd of people, “This nonsense has gone on for far too long!”

Lute: Why should we allow ourselves to listen to them?! 

Lute: To the Heir to Hell and a-!

“LUTE DON'T-!”

Lute: A FALLEN ANGEL! 

PART 1

PART 2

PART 3

PART 4

PART 5

[poppitron360]

I am headcannoning it right now that E is somewhere in the middle of the gender spectrum.

[viktheviking1]

Need I say more?

Image 1 is a screenshot from hazbin hotel season 1 episode 6 during the song Welcome to Heaven. Shows the angel Emmy / Emily and Saint Peter singing "Cause every single day in heaven is a happy day"

Image 2 is a Screenshot of Hazbin Hotel Season 1 Episode 1 during the Happy Day in Hell song. Charlie holding Vaggie's hand and spinning around fast while singing "Something tells me that today will be a happy day in Hell."

[puritydoom]

i love him

[hearts-of-hell]

if i had a nickel for every time a trial that took place in the hellaverse was unfair and infuriated me while watching, i'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice!

[dabletrablee]

⚠️SPOILER WARNING FOR SEASON 1 EP 6 OF HAZBIN HOTEL⚠️

IS THAT FUCKING MOLLY!?

THAT’S ANGEL’S SISTER IN HEAVEN!

[mirmirma]

🎵 What the fuck, Sera? 🎵

[freeharmonynightmare]

[mr-nonoword]

Am I the only one who realized they were referencing Vaggies pilot design????

Or am I just realizing late

[the-mountain-flower]

I noticed that Charlie and Emilys' voices sound very similar (to me at least), and that they acted similarly, then kept watching and DAMN the parallels

[planetkram]

I don’t know if I’m the only one but…

I see a resemblance

[theyapper0]

FINAL PART OF "DISHONORED GUESTS"

Charlie is horrified 

MORE chaos erupts in the Court 

Charlie falls to her knees.

Adam knew what Vaggie did, he knew the reason behind her fall. She had spared a Sinner.

She put something above Heaven, even if it was for a moment. 

Adam thinks of Lilith, of her questioning of God, of his power, of his knowledge. 

Lilith questioned God and left the Garden of Eden. Vaggie questioned God, her purposes the morality, and Vaggie, who's rushing to Charlie.

He's seen this all before. 

Vaggie: Charlie! Ch-Charlie! I-I-I I wanted to tell you! I did- I really did! But I- I didn't know- and it never came up- but it wasn't- I- I'm sorry!

Charlie hits her hand away

Vaggie looks shocked

Charlie is looking up at her, shocked, scared, angry, crying…

Sera snaps her fingers, “This trial is OVER” 

The portal to Hell opens and a HUGE FORCE begins to pull the Hell residents towards it 

Charlie:N-NO! WAIT!! PLEASE!!! 

Charlie goes into her demon form and is clawing at the floor with one hand and holding Vaggie with her other. 

Charlie: THE TRIAL ISN'T OVER YET!! PLEASE!! ONE MORE MINUTE WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS!!! 

PART 1

PART 2

PART 3

PART 4

PART 5

(If you liked this, maybe check out my Finale? •3•)

[zarasaurus-studios]

emily and charlie are sisters and i love them for that

[internet-trold]