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[ID: A digitally illustrated two panel comic of Martin Blackwood and Jonathan Sims from The Magnus Archives. In the first panel Martin is stood at a counter preparing a cup of tea. He is smiling softly with his eyes closed and a thought bubble next to his head shows a small image of Jon with some hearts around him and text reading "ah... Jon...". The second panel shows Jon sat at his desk with the mug of tea from the first panel in his right hand and papers in his left. He is growing and saying "Martin's such a fucking idiot I hope he dies". End description.]
Stupid season 1 jonmartin dynamic ily forever
#listening to jon talk in season 1 after having just listened to s4+5 is hysterical. 'good lord man!' girl you don't actually talk like that#the rp accent is truly so aggressive and as someone who used to talk like that (rip my original accent that will never return)#it's a dark mirror to what i must have sounded like#jonathan sims#martin blackwood#jonmartin#tma fanart#the magnus archives#wait i wanna clarify i didn't do the rp accent by my own volition that was enforced on me by my mum who said i 'spoke like a peasant'#i started speaking like that at around 13 and dropped it at around 15 i think#now my accent is unidentifiable but has a tint of american because of too much time spent watching american shows#but it was originally a lincolnshire accent#sorry for the maddy accent lore in the tags i'm gonna go now
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gonna be real here, i kinda get why baul dislikes sebek's dad so much. like, aside from being prejudiced against humans, baul would see papa zigvolt as the man who will inevitably break his daughter's heart. not by any conscious action of his own, but by virtue of being human. mama zigvolt will outlive her husband (and likely her own children!) by a measure of centuries, not decades. by marrying a human, she has sentenced herself to centuries of grief. like, that's fucked up!! as her father, baul probably worries so much for when that time comes when his daughter will be alone again.
#baul zigvolt#twisted wonderland#twst#twst wonderland#listen man i'm thinking zigvolt family thoughts again :(#also the day i call baul “baur” is the day i die i tell you hwat#wish sebek's parents had names already so i don't have to call them “mama and papa zigvolt”#seraph speaks
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wild that qimir/the stranger serves both cottagecore, with his cozy little cave & his crockpot & his DIY welding crafts, & carnagecore, with his wholesale slaughter of seven out of eight jedi
#my man really said listen#i have hobbies outside of killing people#like you can't convince me this man doesn't raise space chickens#leslye herself could tell me he doesn't & i would very gently tell her she's wrong#& then very ungently make her sit through my 78-slide powerpoint about why#i bet he is making osha collect space eggs as we SPEAK#the acolyte#qimir#star wars qimir
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can i confess something else that will absolutely get me stoned in the town square since im dropping my unpopular opinions. I don’t like altean broadsword Lance. i already disliked red paladin Lance. the broadsword was like rubbing salt in the wound. why couldn’t he have his own niche. why was his character development just making him keith. i understand that it was like “he accepts that he doesn’t have to be a leader and excels as a co-leader and you can find happiness that way yada yada yada”. but you could’ve done that without making him keith. also now give him something unique, cool, that falls in line with his sniper bit. i’m not saying just give him another gun, im saying give him something quiet and lethal. like a garotte. yeah i want garotte lance.
i yap a lot more in my notes by the way if you were interested in other unpopular opinions. don’t send me hate messages or comments i won’t read it and will block viciously i also will not be debating this this is my hill to die on <3
#voltron#if you wanna hate on me uh maybe don’t#i just also think everyone’s writing was lazy except allura’s by the end#i don’t go into RP/BP klance posts and hate on them so don’t come into my space i’m warning you im liberal with the block button#that’s my OPINIOOONNNNNN#voltron legendary defender#moths unpopular opinions#i hate red paladin lance and black paladin keith im not sorry#i also dislike the idea that the black paladin has a designated right hand man (figuratively)#that feels unfair in a way i can’t explain#to me#black paladin is someone that creates harmony in the group#not necessarily is the Ultimate Most Important dude#but the guy that can listen to all the noise and filter it out and come up with reasonable ideas and facilitate discussion#and make well informed snap decisions to guide the team#i don’t think there’s space for a right hand#moth speaks#lance mcclain#and i hate that shiro got side lined because they shot themselves in the foy#foot#anyways having a lion swap betrays the fundamentals of voltron we were introduced to#you can’t introduce a hard magic system and then say no thanks#like oh ok i guess it doesn’t matter if the lion chooses the paladin whatever#which by the way is my biggest issue with season one#i think it was structured badly and having allura designate lions from the get go also betrayed the principle#which you could argue for the lion swap using that argument but lance is really the only one who was without a doubt chosen by his lion#so#no#anyways#thanks for listening to me yap
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One of my biggest pet peeves is the assumption that something has to be sad for it to be tragic.
I've always been a big believer of the 'Apollo has an awful love life'/'Apollo is plain unlucky with love' line of thinking but it does bother me that the general reasoning for that statement is given to the concept of 'Apollo is somehow undesireable and thus rejected' (Cassandra/Daphne/Marpessa) or 'his lovers die young and thus their love is unfulfilled' (Cyparissus/Hyacinthus/Coronis). I personally think that's a very unfortunate way of looking at things - not only because it neglects the many perfectly cordial entanglements and affairs Apollo has had, both mortal and divine - but because it presents a very shallow interpretation of the concepts of love and loss and how loss affects people.
Apollo can still grieve lovers that have a long, healthy life. The inherent tragedy of an immortal who knows his lovers and children will die and cannot stop it does not stop being tragic simply because those lovers and children live long, fulfilled lives. The inherent tragedy of loss does not stop being tragic simply because someone knows better than to mourn something that was always going to end.
What is tragic is not that Apollo loves and loses but that loss itself follows him. Apollo does not love with the distance of an immortal, he does not have affairs and then leaves never to listen to their prayers again. He does not have offspring and then abandon them to their trials only to appear when it is time to lead them to their destinies. He raises his young, he protects the mothers of his children, he blesses the households that have his favour and multiplies their flocks that they may never go hungry. He educates his sons, he adorns his daughters and even in wrath he is quick to come to his senses and regret the punishments he doles out.
Apollo loves. And like mortals, there will always be some part of him that wishes to protect the objects of his affections. Apollo, however, is also an emissary of Fate. He knows that the fate of all mortal things is death. He knows that to love a mortal is to accept that eventually he will have to bury them. There is no illusion of forever, there is no fantasy where he fights against the nature of living things and shields his beloveds from death. Apollo loves and because of that love, he also accepts.
And that, while beautiful, is also tragic.
#ginger rambles#ginger chats about greek myths#greek mythology#apollo#Listen man#I think there's something extremely beautiful about Apollo's affairs#Yes I know that Ares also loves and cares for his daughters but this isn't about him#There's just something about the way that Apollo put his all into it every single time#To the point that even when he does know better he still fights because of the strength of his love#The Iliad to me will always be a love story#Yes Achilles' wrath is said to come from his overwhelming feelings towards Patroclus#but what Achilles does has nothing to do with grief or love#By the end of everything Achilles forsook that love which ought to have defined his actions based on what he was saying#and warped it into a weapon meant to satisfy the void left by his loss#Apollo though - I am always taken aback by the sheer weight of his love#towards not only Hektor but towards all of Troy in the Iliad#And how he is very careful to balance that love and all the ways he wishes he could fight against their inevitably end#with his duties as one who is both aware of the impending end and whose position in the war#has put him in opposition with his elders#That delicate balance between a love so powerful that he is willing to take on the full weight of Athena and Hera's wrath#and an understanding that the battle he fights is not for victory but simply because for love's sake#How could you not think of that as beautiful and awesome and so achingly tragic#I feel the same about both Asclepius' and Actaeon's deaths#Apollo loved BOTH of his sons - Asclepius and Aristaeus - so so SO much#He was so incredibly proud of them both and delighted immensely in the both of their victories and talents#And so when Asclepius dies and it is by his own father's hand - I have always found his act of wrath so fascinating#Honestly this could be its own separate post - but the fact that Apollo does not beg Zeus to reconsider or to bring Asclepius back#when Apollo has made cases for lenience on things like that before speaks of a level of understanding from Apollo that Asclepius was always#going to die because of his pushing of the boundary between life and death#so he doesn't bother trying to reason with Zeus or plea his grief - instead going directly to destroying something important to Zeus
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Some headcanons for Mando:
Anything he uses to shower or wash his clothes with is unscented. Those scent-neutralizer dryer sheets keep his clothes from smelling like anything that can be detected while he’s on a hunt. Very few species are exempt from being unable to detect him
He keeps a clean ship and a strict schedule. He’s been self-sufficient and on his own for long enough he knows how to cook and take care of himself. Keeping your tools, gear, weapons, armor, and ship in clean, efficient working order means you’re less likely to have to spend time fixing one of them when it breaks from your lack of routine maintenance, and his body is just another tool in his arsenal; sleep, food, necessary medical care, staying limber and getting vitamin D at some point all go a long way towards ensuring he can last longer in the field. You can’t run something ragged every day and expect for that to be sustainable.
That also means he’s well-equipped to handle long stints without different necessities when needed from time to time; you can push yourself pretty far when you’re already in prime condition.
Wilderness survival skills were some of the first things he learned while being brought up by the Mandalorians. Being aware of your surroundings, setting up and breaking down camp, foraging and hunting for food, building impromptu shelters, purifying water, navigating and finding your way, having a variety of general and specific medical knowledge— All of those skills are building blocks for self-sufficiency. You never know when you’re going to be alone or thrust into survival scenarios, so it pays to be prepared.
That also means he’s capable of stomaching a wide variety of what some might consider inedible. Beggars can’t be choosers, and it’s considered very rude to decline someone’s offer of food or hospitality so in any scenario where food is in short supply and/or it’s been offered to him, he’s taking it. As long as it’s something he knows humans can digest, he’s open to whatever cultural or regional dishes his travels have to offer, and he’ll muscle through the less pleasant tastes or textures of food he’s had to make do with when he didn’t have other options.
He does know how to make food taste good, but that more often than not requires more spices and ingredients and hardware than he can afford or spare the room for, so he makes do without. Once the kid comes along he branches out a bit more to make sure he gets some variety.
Along the lines of self-sufficiency and independence, he has a lot of general repair skills: you may not always have somebody who can fix things for you, and he obviously isn’t going to pay somebody else to do something he’s capable of learning, except for when he’s short on time or resources. We see him working on the interior circuitry of his armor in the second episode. He knows how to bypass and pick locks. He has the electrical, mechanical, and structural know-how to fix his ship and would know how to weld and use a torch cutter and a variety of other tools, but it also means he’d know how to sew and mend his clothes. Soft goods are just as necessary as hardware.
Injuries where he genuinely needs professional medical care are few and far in between partially because he’s very good at what he does, and partially out of necessity. Though it is by choice, him tending to his own wounds may not necessarily be because he is neglectful or prideful or has a penchant for pain; medcenters cost money, and submitting to that care means he is vulnerable and at risk of somebody breaking his creed by force, or doing more damage when he can’t fight back. It’s why he likely refuses anesthesia or anything that will put him under and make him unaware of what’s happening while he’s asleep. Either he will find somebody he’s close to to help him, or he will find a way to muscle through self-administered medical care yet again, or he will die from his injuries (which means he will have gone down because of a fight)
Though he has a few physical reference materials and logs he’s written down important details in, a vast majority of his knowledge concerning trade routes, ballistics, geography, maps, various customs and cultures and languages, Guild bylaws— anything he could possibly need to know for a hunt— is committed to memory. He travels light, and the Mandalorians have an oral history more than a written one; belongings and archives can be destroyed, but their people live on and carry the knowledge that’s been passed down through centuries. It just makes more sense to him to commit everything to memory.
That being said, he does a significant amount of research before each hunt anyway, though the bulk of it is centered around the target themselves. Having all of your prep work done means the acquisition itself will go smoother.
He’s mathematically sharp: engine repair, manual piloting, vector calculus, electrical work, ballistics, basic engineering, weapons maintenance, financial management, and navigation by maps or by stars take a lot of mental acuity to understand and apply as quickly as he usually has to use them.
He’s not going to back down from others who purposefully encroach on his personal space, but he dislikes being in close proximity to strangers for extended periods of time. So much of his life is spent evading threats and fighting off challengers it’s hard to trust anybody to be that close. It’s not an aversion so much as it is an irritation that makes him tense. When you’re always looking over your shoulder, it’s just reflex to act defensively.
He doesn’t drink alcohol or caf unless he has sufficient time and he’s secure in the Crest without worry of attack; both impede his marksmanship and reflexes, neither of which are things he can afford while he’s working, so it’s usually only when he’s traveling through space that he’ll indulge
He doesn’t sing, but once the kid comes along he’s found that it’s easier to get him to sleep when he hums as he holds him and walks around the cargo hold.
#Season 1 Mando it should be said. canon to me.#the mandalorian#din djarin#hounds speaks#long post#do not feel like putting this under a readmore. I think it’s fine#The wilderness survival skills and self sufficiency are skills I absolutely stick to when it comes to his characterization#He’s a capable grown adult man living on his own in a difficult trade with a deadly skillset in a galaxy that overwhelmingly wants him dead#MAKE him capable. Figure out the building blocks it takes a person to GET to those capabilities.#c’mon guys. do it for me 🙏🥺#I don’t have like. the fun? head canons. mine are all just script/story/character analysis related#I don’t know his favorite dessert or what contemporary music he likes to listen to. idk if he’s scared of spiders or#if he likes forests or beaches or mountains#All I can do is say ‘‘This guy knows what he’s doing.’’#(Though considering the writing for S2-3 that statement almost seems more like a headcanon now 😒)#NOT THAT I’M BITTER!!#headcanons#do you guys remember hc posts? I remember hc posts#character analysis
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I’m in my feels about Leto rn.
She a mom!!!! You don’t understand she’s a MOM!!!! And she was left all alone after the titan war (most titans were banished to Tartarus) and then she fell in love with this guy with all these red flags but they were genuinely in love!!! They sang songs and talked about deep things and Leto and Zeus LOVED EACH OTHER!!!!! And then she was made to suffer so much for it but she never took any of it out on her kids, and then they were basically taken away from her by Olympus!!!! And she was alone again!!!! But she loves her kids so so much so she built a safe place for them on Delos to come home to!!!! And she knows she can’t protect her kids from the monster the man she loves has become but that doesn’t mean she doesn’t try!!!! Leto tries so hard!!!!! And both of her kids fucking love her with all they have!!!!!!! Family is so important to all of them despite the fact that one member has become a horrible dickwad!!!!! They love each other!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
#if you were ever wondering what I thought of Leto here you go#best woman in the world love her so much#fun fact one of the first things we know about Leto is that she convinced Zeus not to send her brother to Tartarus after the titan war#so 1. she has always protected her family like the QUEEN she is#and 2. there is a pattern of her having to persuade Zeus into not making horrible decisions#and in the beginning that worked#but as time has gone on and Zeus has become more paranoid and cruel#it works less and less because he’s not the man who would listen to her anymore#like … Zeus was probably the love of her life and he doesn’t even respect her as a person anymore#brb gonna go FUCKING CRY#Leto is not given much characterization in the books so I get to decide and I say she is Kind and always Trying and Incredible#trials of apollo#toa apollo#lester papadopoulos#pjo Leto#sunny speaks#long post
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Some of you only think of transmasculines as skinny and/or white and GOD it fucking shows.
#butchy babbles#trans ftm#trans man#transmasc#trans masc#transmasculine#trans masculine#transman#trans guy#tboy#t boy#transgender#trans#transgender man#speaking as a fat white trans man here. very frequently ya'll conflate transmasc experiences with skinniness or think that-#-all of us can bind perfectly so that our chests are practically invisible#and HAH.#as fucking if#not to mention all these trans men who think that trans men can 1. pass easier and 2. passing = privileged are SO FUCKING WHITE.#tell me with a straight face that you seriously aren't listening to all these black trans men talk about how much more dangerous it is for-#-them to be in public now because they're viewed as a trans man AND STILL SAY you think trans men have privilege#shut the fuck up
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Sanji: I only want to protect women.
Also Sanji:
#sanji#one piece#don't listen to this man he loves his friends so much#he can be an 'actions speak louder than words' characters sometimes#the hypocrisy in zoro's scene#'you can't die you have a dream idiot'#'anyway kill me'#love how he holds luffy's head when he rescues him it's adorable
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On the topic of Charles and sports, I bring you Charles playing Murderball! (Wheelchair rugby)
local wheelchair-bound professor shocks students by how visceral he gets during a game of murderball (name unrelated)
#snap chats#MURDERBALL??? THEY CALL IT THAT????#theyre not fucking around and you know what Yeah.#whats the equivalent of breaking ankles. i need charles to break some spokes#go grandpa go .... and speaking of Go Grandpa jvaelkjvealJ#good news! roommate checked on me 🥺 we all never talk to each other so i just thought it was sweet ..#people are so nice today ... like i was talkin bout being Food Poisoned in another class and this girl gave me a buncha mints....#on that note Bad News a guy from that class was like 'well pregnancy season is starting up. Allegedly So Ive Heard'#and chat listen to me right now should i ever so much as be on a DATE. with a man. assume somethign terrible has happened#call me charles xavier the way im being dealt twink and pregnancy allegations this week 😭😭😭#anyway ...... ima just hang out a lil more than go home.. its officially my winter break .. kinda ..#got online assignments due monday and one (1) exma i gotta come in for next week but then im chill ...#ugh my chest hurts this sucks. i dont have to throw up anymore i just have chest pain#ANYWAYS talk to yall soon three cheers for the fact im not dead !!!!! i guess !!!!!!! BYE
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Watched the true Potential episodes again.
#lego ninjago#ninjago#kai smith#kai jiang#ninjago kai#Man#kai was NOT doin' well mentally huh.#like- heres the guy who kidnapped your sister and kinda ruined your life by forcing you to leave your home to save her#hes your roommate now#youre not allowed to be mad at him or anything hes just here#dont be suspicious of him bc hes holding all four golden weapons nooooo#dont try to fight him to prove your worth because all the others unlocked their true potential and you feel like shit#yeah no just listen go sensei wu and trust the guy completly his SON is in there ik he like kidnapped ur sister and hasnt shown any sign-#of caring for family but like. trust me. he does.#oh yeah your gonna have to hold ALL your anger at the dude in no matter what unless you eanna get ostrasized and yelled at.#caspy speaks
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RoW ch. 111:
Happy Rlendsday I am still vibrating at supersonic speeds over this moment
#i have watched you and seen your worthiness!!!#he calls rlain listener! he calls him bridger of minds! he wants rlain for who HE is and what HE'S done!#also 'like... like stained glass windows' idk man i just love that little realization#he knows what that means#pretty sure it's not common knowledge that renarin's visions look like stained glass#anyway. SPEAK THE WORDS AND DO NOT DESPAIR#stormlight archive#stormlight archive spoilers#rhythm of war spoilers#rlain#rlain rlendsday
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Anyway speaking of poly trios. Have any of you considered Lawlusan because MANNNN.
#Shima speaks#Not even going to get into the absolute fucking shitshow (affectionate) that Lawsan is#(Okay maybe a little bit listen Sanji is SO MUCH like Cora I'm sure it would give Law some kind of complex)#(And Law's fanboying over the Sora comics would make Sanji uncomfortable probably. Lol)#Anyway anyway anyway#Luffy having to be the babysitter which is NOT RIGHT bc it's LUFFY.#But Law and Sanji don't take care of themselves sometimes!! And Law is the fucking DOCTOR in the relationship!!!#Sanji making Law eat tho and keeping track of his diet as well as Luffy's#Law keeping an eye on Sanji's body and his mutations...#Law and Luffy finding Sanji UTTERLY CHARMING even tho Sanji's SUCH a fucking loser#Luffy & Sanji @ Law: Man he's so fucking cool. What#Meanwhile Law is ALSO a loser#Law and Sanji about Luffy are like. I'm dating the sun. The sun incarnate. Literal sunshine personified#Law being the one to keep a level head when everything's gone to shit. Bc even Sanji can lose his cool sometimes#Luffy loving his grumpy boyfriends so so so SO much it's unreal#Law and Sanji having a Limit on how much they can be cuddled in one day -#But it's perfect bc they can trade Luffy off with each other bc we all know he's clingy af#Law: Need space. Can you go cuddle Sanji-ya#Luffy: Okay Torao <333333#Sanji: Law get sick of you?#.Luffy: He needed space!!! Anyway I'm going to cuddle you now#Sanji: C'mere then <3#I'm ill. Tee hee.#Lawlusan#Lawlu#Sanlu#Lawsan#One Piece
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thinking about shuichi ryoma parallels ...
#rewatching chapter 2 and it just got me thinking#shuichi who previously struggled with wanting to stay alive after kaedes death#having a version of himself revealed to him in a flashback light saying that they are willing to throw away their life#and finding the strength via the support of others to reject that mindset#coming to the conclusion that he will live for himself and for others#ryoma having virtually nobody to turn to while being in a headspace that prevents#you from wanting to live even in an environment encouraging survivalist behavior#only to find out that there would nobody waiting for him anyway#and just becoming completely resigned to the idea that him dying was the best option for him#not exactly helped by the fact that nobody reached out to him during the kg despitd Very Explicitly displaying signs of suicidal ideation#in which were preyed upon by kirumi to ensure her survival#effectively becoming a sacrifice#like man ... imagine if someone had just listened and extended that olive branch to him. imagine if it was Shuichi#drv3#seren speaks
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Nanami owner of the slowburn friends to lovers 200k words they kiss in the final chapter trope
#listen to me#liSTEN TO ME!!!#this man#should be put in a yearning and longing situation in every fic#bith from him and the li whoever you make it to be#see mr darcy??#that's how it should be for him#the people (me) long for this#anyway#nanami kento#jjk#be it nanago nanasho nanagosho idcccc#reader insert#all of them#yearning and longing first and foremost#and im speaking emotionally#im not against fics where they sleep together before#but first kiss as a couple after feelings have been revealed???#should be at the end#its a thin line but its so delicious#nanami#the man that you are#no wonder i latched onto you
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You know, it's been years now, and I still follow a few blogs that post for thr fandom... I need the last few remaining fans to know: anyone that popularized the last name "McClain" for Lance, I need you to jump into a boiling pool and you can never get out.
Maybe look up Cuban last names??? And don't use any of the first 10 results??? Do your fucking research??? Look up how Cuban last names work, maybe??? Don't just settle for the whitest last name to fucking exist, and call it a day????
It works similarly in mexico, First name, maybe middle name, sometimes third name if your parents are feeling a bit quirky, then Paternal lastname Maternal lastname. Maybe! Maybe he's mixed! A mexican parent and a Cuban parent! A Brazilian parent and a Cuban parent! Maybe!!! He's even part native! But I don't trust white fans with native characters. Learn to behave and maybe we'll trust you with native characters.
Just. Stop it with McClain.
IF YOU ARE WHITE, YOU CAN REBLOG BUT IF YOU TRY TO START SHIT I WILL BLOCK YOU!!!!!
IF you are latine, specifically Cuban, feel free to add your own thoughts on this matter
#voltron legendary defender#voltron#lance voltron#lance mcclain#gross evil awful who is that man#lance with literally any latino last name#beautiful amazing i would die for him#listen#im mexican and very fucking tired#yall just didnt want to put the work in so you just went with mcclain#which i think was the original lance's last name??#wait i just checked the original lance didnt have a last name either mcclain is from the comics#ALSO HELP JAMES IS LIKE THE WHITEST NAME IVE EVER HEARD#call him jaime leandro or something that has flavor#he can go by his middle name#thats what my mom did#idk it just frustrates me you know??#and i HATE the way his family was written in the show#he fucking called his grandparents memaw and pepaw or somethinf like that???#I HATE IT!!!#even if he didnt speak spanish#his parents would have probably made him call his grandparents abu something like that#again cuban voltron fans chime in#what did you call your grandparents#i dont any any grandpas#but i called my grandmas “abuelita” and “abu”#oh right me personal tag#raine thoughts
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