#have these...really bad hcs

[criiitter]

:3

bonus:

[lucabyte]

my favourite big-hatted not-men with giant holes in their brains where their memories should be (and their kinda-dead doubles called loop/lup)

+bonus doodles because thinking about the taz balance cast for 0.2 seconds reminded me how much i like themmmm

[bunnieswithknives]

The soul of Wicked is randomly inventing extremely elaborate relationships between characters who barely interact at all in canon. Also Fiyero is here.

[bowowark]

I’ve always loved these idiots

Extra stuff:

I might just chat about my fnaf animatronic headcanons n stuff because I have this fun au where there just a random band that happens to play at a pizza place a lot.

[boredomsbonedeep]

headcanons for albus severus potter!!!

i originally posted this on tiktok, but i've decided to post them on tumblr as well :) more are on the way for each character

[yippee-optimistically]

um. umm thinking about if mikey developed a like. kraang 6th sense. bc of the norman suit they obviously knew bishop was a kraang/utrom but just thinking about if, unlike mikeys usual ability to sniff out dangers and fakers (like aprils "mom") bishop and utrom just. unsettled him. its totally unintentional and he feels sort of bad but after everything in dimX he Cannot be comfortable around kraang/utrom. at least for a long time. idk!

also thinking if the brothers learned from mikeys proven abilities to sniff out these false allies, theyd maybe double check bishop with him. like "hey, mike, this guy isnt setting off any alarms, right?" and pushing past all the KRAANG KRAANG KRAANG DANGER signals hes begrudgingly like "...no. no hes good. grins"

related point... tokka vs the world you are so special to me... mikey and caseys bond is so so fun i wish we got to see a little more of it

PLSSS PLSS drop any 2012 fic recs ... im so hungry

[cheriboms]

[spite] has entered the chat >:P

[ilybigman]

hey has this been anyone else for the past almost 2 weeks????? or just me???? i genuinely just went grocery shopping and ONLY thought about LoveStory the entire way there and back

[peasant-player]

Celegorm for @feanorianweek day 3

Here are the portraits of:

Maedhros Maglor Caranthir Curufin

[okyum]

i used to be a tommy cant cook for shit truther during s7, mostly because i figured he was already too good to be true, but also bc as a homecook buck enjoyer i loved the idea of buck being the one to do the bulk of the cooking between the two of them (also more of buck in aprons.) (PAUSE. just had a revelation. tommy in an apron.) (ok continue) HOWEVER. we have since seen tommy in the kitchen. he knows his way around. and tommy being the king of only breakfast foods is funny, but now i want him to be good at Everything Else, too

now, i like to think he is at least as good a cook as buck is, if not better, and i need them both to be sooo fucking anal about how they work in the kitchen. i want them bickering about the right way to chop onions, and i need tommy to get bitchy when buck drains the pasta into the sink because YOURE SUPPOSED TO USE THE PASTA WATER FOR THE SAUCE, EVAN!!!! i need buck getting annoyed at sharing kitchen space bc UGH GOD TOMMY YOURE SO FUCKING BIG MOVE OVER!!! cue boyfriends playfighting and flirty hip checks and elbow nudging when they work in the same counter. and god i bet the competency kink bleeds into this too bc once they're done rolling their eyes at each other and nitpicking shit and they sit down to actually eat its just. wow my boyfriend is such a great cook 🥰🥰 can't wait to suck his dick about it later 🥰🥰 and then they can fuck on the counter or something :")

[rileymorph]

one day I will draw this (hopefully) but it eats away at my brain all the time so I have to say it

but like the Links and Zelda's relationship is so special to me. I personally think she treats all the Links the same because well, if anyone has seen every side of Link, it's Zelda. she's one of the few people that truly see all of them as one person. she loves them all equally

and ofc the Links love Zelda just as much, except now they always compete each other for her attention LMAO. they will NEVER fight in front of her (because they know she would not like that), but as soon as she leaves the room, they're arguing & kicking each other's asses

[okiroash]

Obsessed with post-mt. silver red... the champion you hailed as a legend, a concept of what strength is, right now- is having trouble finding where he put his wallet because he didn't need to use money for three years (the cashier watches as red rummages through his bag, the sounds of various items clanking can be heard through the room...) anyway,, some fun headcanons for him that I first wanted to tell along with illustrations but,, I don't have the energy to do that rn,, -> He knows how to mimic a pokemon's cry to such accuracy,, esp those of wild strong pokemon that lives in mountain silver, this is so that- with just himself he can terrify the weaker pokemon and make them scamper away.. it's important that his team stay at top condition and not make them waste necessary energy in case something bad would happen -> Though this doesn't mean he uses his voice more, having no one to talk to (or even the need to-) for an extended period of time, makes it easier to get into a coughing fit if he were to talk too much, leading to him talking slower, softer, and always in short chopped sentences after coming down (but still have that polite way of talking, judging from the dialogue in FRLG with the pokedoll girl compared to ethan's.... who even uses "pardon me" these days? red apparently) -> He learned how to run on all four.. when there's literally just you and your animal friends in some mountain you're bound to be a weirder guy, sorry man (and he actually moves faster this way.. but red's aware that this is something he could only do in the wild) -> Red moves like a ghost, it's good when you don't want to alarm the wild pokemon around you (and now it's people to avoid getting recognized), but this makes it hard for him to announce his presence which always end up surprising people.. -> Whenever he doesn't know how to react to a joke or what it means, he will tilt his head and stare at them with the biggest autism eyes ever.... -> Post-mt silver red gets put into a lot of socially awkward situations, it can't be helped 💔 -> Because he spent so long in a dangerous environment, red is very vigilant and cautious, though.. sometimes overly that it's not healthy, it took a while for him to start relaxing a bit more after going back to "normalcy" -> Red tried to keep track of time by writing in his diary.. one day he flipped the paper and found that he had run out of them.. he started writing on the cave's wall instead -> talking about diary, it's one of his few emotional outputs, on really bad days it's full of scribbles, messy writing, repeating words and rarely, tear stains -> being far from a talkative person, he can't just vent out his emotions through talking.. and because he has such an unexpressive face, people often think there's nothing wrong with him, simply a hero you can always depend on. red developed a slight anger issue from not being able to properly express his emotions, sometimes he would bent and smash things to let off some steam (dw.. nothing valuable, probably trashes or rocks..)

-> He finds a lot of comfort in his pokemon, rubbing circles on pikachu's fur, sleeping on top of snorlax, feeling charizard's warmth... (yeah you get what I mean,,) He also likes getting carried by them, it's a feeling of comfort that something is guiding him, just like the old days with his mom

[zev-zev]

If possible, could you create a Yandere Johnny Headcanons? I have the impression that your Headcanons will be more awesome!

(Yes it's still me x)

(there is so little content on Yandere Johnny when there is crazy potential!)

Above all, the context of the fact that he shares the same body and that Johnny can take V's body at any time. 😤

johnny silverhand yandere hc’s !!

tw just for yandere themes in general, mention of blood, character death sorta????

oh i so think johnny has always been a little bit of a yandere… like him and alt? ughh he treated alt like shit but would get so mad at her if she tried to call things off and would beg for her forgiveness like he did NOT want to see her with anyone else!!

also rouge later like? he always thought rouge would be the type to just wait for him…no matter what kinda bs he put her through she’d just be there…and then she wasn’t? and he was so upset? omg

johnny in the beginning being a little bit of an asshole but not enough to get v to truly hate him

i def think he’d high jack the body just to run off romantic interest and blame it on a relic malfunction later

also 100% gets into fist fights while in v’s body when trying to scare off others and later when v’s cleaning up their bloody nose, johnny makes it out to be like he was protecting them,,,,, when he 100% started the fight 😭

but since v can’t remember what happens during a relic malfunction (normally) he so retells v everything in a much softer light,, getting them to like him wayyy more than if they knew the truth

is SOO quick to get jealous and possessive too like esp in later game!!

like after the grave scene i just know johnny is so clingy omg

him muttering constantly how much he cares for v and is just “looking out for them” when a problem arises

possessive johnny telling v that only he is capable of treating them like they deserve

that only he was right for them!!

him whispering in v’s ear like “they’re using you ya know? i would never do that to ya.” and it’s something simple like judy asking v for a little help

doesn’t matter really who it is— if he catches a hint of v flirting, he acts like a rotten brat

he SOOO persuades v into going into the blackwall together bc he literally doesn’t want to be separated from v or live without them,,,,,and it works

[moeblob]

Sorry I forgot Hanneman suggested Byleth undress after they show up with a different hair color. And I miss Hanneman. And also while swapping between Houses and Hopes and seeing Hanneman pop up to help in a Hopes paralogue is just devastating since he doesn't ever actually join you at all and I am denied my old man rights.

So I had to draw this. Thank you for understanding.

[somegrumpynerd]

This little interaction made me so happy! Killer really fought through Dream to give Cross his necklace back

Asjlkhdkgkd I'm so glad you liked it!! I had fun putting a little story into that one ^^

And, because I am normal and don't think about these guys for hours every day, here's some backstory:

When Cross first joined, Killer actually took to him pretty quickly (Dust and Horror did not get warm welcomes). Which is to say he immediately started flocking to Cross to annoy him and compete with him on missions. Cross didn't have the benefit of knowing Killer already to see these were affectionate annoyances, so to him Killer was just some guy who had a problem and wouldn't leave him alone.

During that mission, Nightmare was calling a retreat when he put a hand to his chest and realised the heart locket was gone. Killer saw him looking all around frantically and had a good idea what was lost, since it was the one thing Cross would absolutely not part with since he joined. So, Killer ran back out towards the stars to look for it, because why learn self preservation now. It was the first thing to convince Cross that Killer actually was being (relatively) friendly, despite all the annoyances.

And also, a doodle of the afterwards of that picture

because it's probably the only time he's managed to get Killer to shut up lol

[ahkaraii]

You thought you were long since past caring about shit like this-- what is shame to a dead man, after all?-- but, fuck's sake. It still hurts, somehow.

In your mind, you rush him-- sever his dominant hand at the wrist, puncture his armpit and lop his pretty head right off-- but the reality is you just wilt a little, and take the insult for what it is: the spittle of a bad owner, kicking at their dog for lack of a better target.

"Do you have anything to say for yourself?"

Go fuck yourself, Raven thinks. "No, sir," Schwann says. "My apologies, sir."

Alexei sighs. "A poor show, today. I expect better, tomorrow."

"Yes, sir," Schwann says, a swift fist to his blastia heart as he bows. "It shall be as you say."