#have a seat human

[haveaseathuman]

At last! A high-chair for begotten babes who want to enjoy the nightly feast with their elder cohorts.

[ai-dump]

A Lovecraftian monster armchair, A comfortable armchair for a regular human, a chair made out of large old dusty bleached white dry bones, a chair made out of slimy tentacles, animal bones, translucent red jelly, moist human bones, red pour paint, natural aging damage and bone fracture implants as decorative elements, razor sharp animal teeth, broken bones, aged skin wrinkles, cracked bones, Gastropoda, carved bones, squid, jutting bones, octopus, Samurai costume styling, carved filigree, charcoal dust decoration, alien hieroglyphs, unidentifiable markings, insanely detailed, epic promotional composition, extra detail, award winning professional photography, an elaborate chair that looks like a robot and a sea creature, gothic rococo art by HR Giger and Beksinski, a chair in the style of robots from The Super Dimension Fortress Macross and Last Exile and Nausicaa and Akira and Metal Skin Panic and Appleseed and Patlabor and Robot Carnival and Royal Space Force and Votoms and Mospeada and Five Star Stories and Dragonar and Space Runaway Ideon and Transformers and Robotech, film photography color grading, Octane render, golden ratio, fibonacci, sacred geometry , enhanced tactile texture, Photoshop, Lightroom, dramatic lighting, cinematic lighting, cinematic quality, insane detail, Adobe Substance, zbrush, 35mm, f/2, Natural Lighting, Global Illumination, --v 5 --iw 1 --ar 4:5 --s 500 --c 20

@haveaseathuman prompt!

[theanonymousninja247]

The Wild Robot

My Response After Watching it

Y’all. I believe in humanity again if THAT is what people can create. What a story. WHAT. A. Story.

Please. Please. PLEASE. Take the time to watch it. It is BEYOND worth it.

[baejax-the-great]

If I were a writer at a big game company working on a sequel to a beloved series and the higher ups kept telling me to make the game shittier and kept sending my work back to me to be dumbed down even further somehow, and then once most of the writing was done they laid me and my coworkers off illegally without severance, I'd probably gleefully watch as people trashed the shitty game that shipped.

[archaicden]

oh, heart of mine,

[triglycercule]

can the mtt commit more crimes that just murder please i know theyre the MURDER time trio but ppppleasse,,,, please,,,,,,

they'd be terrible to be next to on the highway. horror's going 160 mph amd has long past gone over the speed limit. dust's out for BLOOD and by blood i mean your tires. he's somehow sniping those round rubber wheels from the high moving vehicle with the precision of a master fruit ninja player. if your car explodes or flips over in the process that's not his fault. and then to make matters worse for everyone on the highway killer's in the backseat scratching up the doors and windows of your car with a knife everytime horror gets close to another car and oops he accidentally just disfigured your face also did i mention theyre all drunk during this

ok so theyve all got the classic face WHY DONT THEY ABUSE IT!!!! horror gets to do a little paper mache to cover up his head hole and then wearing glasses. killer i dont know what the FUCK he can do to get rid of his perpetual tears but let's just pretend that theyre conveniently gone for now. and then all dust has to do is put down his hood! anyways identity theft is cool. imagine how much they could totally fuck up classic's reputation with this. set up fake tinder profiles and then scam people for their credit card info/free dates (while ordering every expensive thing) and stealing wallets. walking into various grillby's's around the multiverse and telling terrible jokes. like ACTUALLY bad jokes. and then of course just being a huge piece of shit at the bar. god theres so many things they could do pretending to be classic. which one of us is hikaru looking ahh except the only difference between the three is the color of the stains on their clothes (either gray (dust) black (killer) or red. well faded red (horror))

ROBBERY!!!! ROBBERIES PLURAL!!!??? train robbery gas station robbery bank robbery GOVERNMENT robbery (what would you rob the government for?? documents??? idk) anyways. mtt robbing a train except its just a really shitty plan and they dont know jackshit about what theyre doing. killer's taken over the conductor's cabin and now he is booking it. how fast are trains allowed to go idk but the maximum. anyways meanwhile horror's on the tracks fucking up the rails with his strength or whatever (listen i know he's weak but picking and choosing what hcs i believe in is my art) and dust is there to teleport him away before the train crashes into him and turns him into a trolley problem victim. and then of course that shit doesnt fucking work and the train just ends up flipping over and catching on fire or something (killer survives because of course he does he's killer). and then in the end dust just has to flip the entire train over and they just stroll into the part that actually HAS the money

and then they go out and get ice cream. sometimes the murderers need to take a break from murdering and just do NORMAL crime yk???

[chalkscrub]

going on a journey (trying to make a species sheet for raptans) so i have to finally standardise mockley's design and think about scary things like developing vaguely believable anatomy for a made up beast. and i also have to put clothes on the made up beast.

[carsbutirl]

“Lando is being a baby” Lando Norris is an actual human being who is being decimated by the press at every second and being told that he is not worth anything— even though he has made it very clear that he has struggled with mental health issues his entire life.

I actually don’t care how rude or mean he is IMAGINE if that had to be you. If every time you showed weakness or anything other than pure macho aggression people told you that you are just not worth achieving your dreams. Day in, day out, and very publicly to millions of people

Grow up and put yourself in the shoes of this actual human being. I don’t know why people have to tell you to maybe consider what might be going through someone else brain.

[vixendoesstuff]

Lookin' at the vehicle modes of the bots in Transformers One and

Do they have insides? Like, do the planes have cockpits and controls? Do the cars have seats and a steering wheel? Do the boats and ships have their own steering wheels and shit? Do the shuttles and big vehicles have cargo to fit their luggage in?

Cause like, from what I've read, the reason Cybertronians have insides at all is because of the Quintessons basically building them to have cockpits and passenger seats for them to control and drive with (take this with a grain of salt, I've only skimmed through the Aligned novels, I don't know if this reasoning applies to other continuities).

And from what I've seen in the movie, the Quintessons never managed to do their 'world enslavement plan where we turn sentient beings into our personal rides' because the Primes were their main deterrent from doing so. And even if they somehow managed to do it, I doubt Primus or the Primes themselves will allow it to continue happening.

The vehicles themselves look really compact and dense, like all their mass when they transformed got squished inside to store excess mass or something. I know it's a stylistic choice from the producers, and they probably have no need to design an interior for so many characters when the action is with the punchy-punch from Megs and OP. But, y'know, something to think about.

But if they do have insides, though....

[shadystranger]

the switch from worry for sam to appealing.. oh he knows how to fuck him up so perfectly tailored for him

[greyias]

Update: The mount is marginally less cool. It cannot fit a giant wampa in the passenger seat :(

[haveaseathuman]

Clown Explosion chair

[ai-dump]

A Lovecraftian monster armchair, A comfortable armchair for a regular human, a chair made out of large old dusty bleached white dry bones, a chair made out of slimy tentacles, animal bones, translucent red jelly, moist human bones, red pour paint, natural aging damage and bone fracture implants as decorative elements, razor sharp animal teeth, broken bones, aged skin wrinkles, cracked bones, Gastropoda, carved bones, squid, jutting bones, octopus, Samurai costume styling, carved filigree, charcoal dust decoration, alien hieroglyphs, unidentifiable markings, insanely detailed, epic promotional composition, extra detail, award winning professional photography, an elaborate chair that looks like a robot and a sea creature, gothic rococo art by HR Giger and Beksinski, a chair in the style of robots from The Super Dimension Fortress Macross and Last Exile and Nausicaa and Akira and Metal Skin Panic and Appleseed and Patlabor and Robot Carnival and Royal Space Force and Votoms and Mospeada and Five Star Stories and Dragonar and Space Runaway Ideon and Transformers and Robotech, film photography color grading, Octane render, golden ratio, fibonacci, sacred geometry , enhanced tactile texture, Photoshop, Lightroom, dramatic lighting, cinematic lighting, cinematic quality, insane detail, Adobe Substance, zbrush, 35mm, f/2, Natural Lighting, Global Illumination, --v 5 --iw 1 --ar 4:5 --s 500 --c 20

A “way-too-complex” prompt for @haveaseathuman

But you can’t beat the results!

[incorrecttowerofgodquotes]

Probably the funniest lines to ever be written in a game script ever. I can definitely relate with the idea of trying to play down the amount of love had for anime.

[girlsdads]

are…. people really saying that wanting checo out of red bull is racist…….. girl

[faunandfloraas]

of the skz stuff i've watched so far this comeback, i.n and seungmin on lets eat, seungmin on eunkwang's show and chan on young k's show a month back really are some of my faves and i know you will go Oh well of course seungmin poster, you would think that but it's really because they actually did talk about things and it was more than a parade of wow stray kids got #1 on billboard and i like seeing that!