#hate to be the bearer of bad news

[stump-not-found]

hey uh do i remember correctly that in theseus’ guide Ford has 12 toes too or did i totally make that up

im so sorry my man that is a fully you creation

[neocherryb0mb]

The person sending the same prompts to multiple people on here is back…

[renessmeecarlie]

I'm not sure if the explanation of why Edward could get Bella pregnant (him being a virgin and therefore still having a bit of, ahem, human DNA available to do the deed) is canon or just fanon, but either way, I'm about to ruin someone's day...

this theory/explanation makes NO sense for one specific reason - or should I say four specific reasons: nahuel's father has three other children.

joham tried for decades to make it work before he had the first one (and then went on to create three more hybrids) the man was nowhere close to being a virgin, so we are still without an adequate explanation to how vampire-human pregnancy happens

that is all

[mildmayfoxe]

my boss made ch*ppell r*an merch to sell in the store. sorry everyone but it’s over

[geminisee]

a federal appeals court has struck down the case for net neutrality, effectively killing it ahead of trump’s presidency (in which he will appoint an FCC chair who opposes it).

3 Jan 2025, 11:07am EST

[layton-heritage-posts]

Hi Class Rep. I have unfortunate news to share with the class in regards to the April Vision. Level 5 is postponing it until summer. ):

For those who haven't seen it yet:

And sadly, I have even more unfortunate news.

The reason why I haven't made any post regarding the Level-5 vision yet is because Akihiro Hino himself said in an interview that this presentation will showcase games that are coming out in 2024. Meaning that there most likely won’t be any Layton news in it.

So, back in hibernation it is. But hey, only 8 months and 14 more days until 2025!

[spitefulmercy]

Prev I was scrolling through the replies to see if anyone mentioned the horse thing but unfortunately I'm fairly certain this is also homestuck

alexa is it a red flag if i keep telling the character ai i trained to act like me that it's a bot bc i think it's interestign to see its reaction as it grapples with the weight of knowing it's not the original version of itself. no right. pls say no

[astronomodome]

rip jellie :(

[thawthebeez]

i love reading haikyuu tiktok shipping discourse comment sections. it's so entertaining seeing so many people with such bad taste.

[maculategiraffe]

the baby fell down and started to cry and came and flung himself into my lap. and I was like "oh honey where are you hurt?" and he said "my hands" and showed me his palms. and they weren't bleeding or anything so I was like "I'm so sorry you got hurt :( should I give them a kiss?" and he looked at me like I was stupid and said "no. we need to wash dem."

[drwernicke]

oh i have no compunctions about putting that man down like a dog, it's just that he uh

he kinda gets

horny about guns

i think the next outlast trials events should be based around the prime assets escaping and it's in the Sleep Room, and the reagents are conditioned to save Easterman or the nurse etc - and when it gets back under control (the event ends) the whole place pretends it never happens, everyone has to make a new reagent as they all were replaced by Easterman, and there's only a few voice lines here and there to prove it was real (all these dead bodies stink / i cant sleep anymore thinking gooseberrys up my ass again)

[aajxs]

bro I'm tired of keeping my mouth shut ab this

i have never been the kind of person to shame someone for their ships unless it was like illegal or just genuinely weird, but ever since I watched gran turismo back in August, I always found it incredibly fucking odd that people think Jann (a 19 year old played by Archie Madekwe) and Jack (the old ass 50 yr old mf played by David Harbour) had some kind of romantic chemistry...

Jann (the character) is based off the actual motorsports racer Jann Mardenborough, and the entire movie is based on a true story. I understand that in the movie that they're characters and they're mostly fictional, but do y'all ever get tired of shipping teenagers (idgaf that hes technically an adult, 19 is still a teenager) and grown ass people (40+)???

as somebody who likes reading age gaps where it's like 10 years, I see where you guys are coming from ig, but the age gap is always like character in mid twenties x character in late thirties. that's not even my point tho!! its that jack is meant to be seen as a mentor to jann, not a boyfriend or whatever y'all got pictured in your heads when you think of them

idfk this is just my thoughts on the subject, live ya life ig

[glitzglamgunpowder-if]

i am going to romance the horrors and there is nothing anyone can do to stop me

*adds "horrors" intervention to the list*

[m1ckeyb3rry]

sorry to the chigiri sibling truthers but this is in fact his mother not his sister!!

[lvrcpid]

the sea anemone that had a FEAST the day of neteyams funeral watching y’all say he’s coming back

[bruciemilf]

Noni back with the Unstable Teen Bruce that's trying to cope awfully!!

This is also fully tying in the Justice League being the ines to be there when Bruce is magically turned back in time, and theyre fully expecting a broody teen boy that reeks of angst and Sadness.

And instead they get a wild lil party boy that somehow has a panck of cigarettes on him and is driving them /Crazy/

And maybe the tower is unsafe because of how big and open it is and if Bruce lights one up there its gonna reek to high heavens so instead Clark offers to take him down to the farm so theyre a)away from civilization and b) away from the Birds and Bats so they dont yell at them.

So off they go, and down to the Kent place, and unsurprisingly Bruce connects things fast so he knows he's technically in the future but thats not gonna stop him from doing what he wants.

And then he meets Ma Kent. And his whole demeanor just stops, to a stock still boy presumably resoecting his elders.

And Ckark is so happy he got Bruce to calm down /somehow/ mostly thinking that Bruce might have remembered his mother somehow.

"Is that your mom?" His voice isnt meek, but its not as loud or as boisterous as before.

"Yeah," Clark nods, and Bruce turns away fast.

"Excuse me." Its the most polite he's ever been.

Its such a shock that Clark almosts misses words spoken under his breath.

"Mom should have been that old."

You know what would be more powerful than anything thought? Teen Bruce with old man's Bruce characterization