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you know there actually is a meaningful difference between 'men's' and 'women's' deodorant beyond the selection of scents. 'mens' plays better with pit hair and doesn't pill up in it and 'womens' tends to have a more powdery finish to help prevent chafing. so really the two genders are actually hairy and bald.

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Chat, is it considered “abusive roommate behavior” to release a raccoon into the living space after you have asked your roommate for months to please clean up their messes (they do not pay any of the mortgage)

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big fan of this idiot under the ban on trans documents news casually also mentioning to support the eugenics based race classification system of US

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Doomed siblings enjoyers when the one that dedicated their whole life to trying to live up to their parents is still worse at it than their sibling who spent their whole life rejecting them

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re-read commensalism of us by @vaultbuggo / @architectsvault in 2024 with very funny timing (we come back at the same time) but other than that something in my brain snapped in two

everything was taken from ch3's wish scene and i

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Oh hey y'all. I have a new book of horror comics coming out in September. 304 pages, brand new content. Preorder here!

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If Sufjan stevens liked Illinois so much why didn’t he write a song about the time my brother lost his iPod nano in the Chicago children’s museum ball pit and I wished on the first star I saw that night that it would be under my pillow when I woke up the next morning so I could give it back to him and when it wasn’t there I became disillusioned from the idea that the universe would manifest something for you if you wanted it terribly badly enough because it was fair the wishing star couldn’t give me a pet horse like I’d previously wished but this was such a simple and earnest request

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everyone on tumblr was going goncharov-style wild over a 90s romance movie that had the line ‘kiss me like the birds kiss’ and people were declaring this the most romantic thing anyone had ever said.

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because that one post went around: i will never ever judge you if you take a what you think 'too long' time to answer. i will always be happy to get a text from you, so please, please, don't beat yourself up if you left me on read for some time. i dont care if you answer me one day, one week or one month later. i would however miss you if you stopped answering completely, but really genuinely no pressure to answer fast.

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because that one post went around: i will never ever judge you if you take a what you think 'too long' time to answer. i will always be happy to get a text from you, so please, please, don't beat yourself up if you left me on read for some time. i dont care if you answer me one day, one week or one month later. i would however miss you if you stopped answering completely, but really genuinely no pressure to answer fast.

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because that one post went around: i will never ever judge you if you take a what you think 'too long' time to answer. i will always be happy to get a text from you, so please, please, don't beat yourself up if you left me on read for some time. i dont care if you answer me one day, one week or one month later. i would however miss you if you stopped answering completely, but really genuinely no pressure to answer fast.

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good response to a lotta shit you see online can just be "what do you mean we"

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On This Day In History

March 23rd, 2021: A container ship runs aground and obstructs the Suez Canal for six days.

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I took a 6yo boy to his placement and as soon as I got him situated in the back he saw my SpongeBob driver’s license air freshener hanging on my rearview mirror. He asked if that’s really SpongeBob’s driver’s license and I said yeah it’s real. Then he asked where I got it if SpongeBob’s underwater so I told him I wore a helmet like Sandy and stole it from SpongeBob when he slept, and without missing a beat he goes “That’s identity fraud”

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