#hatchetfield hc

[swingingthehatchetnow]

Stephanie auditioned for the local production of mean girls as a joke, but landed the role of Regina on accident.

All of the nerdy prudes go to support her, and the only adult available to chaperone was Paul.

(They’re 18 so they don’t really need a chaperone but they have a tendency to get in trouble if they don’t have one)

[agent-carvour]

I realised I never shared this here, but this is my headcanon for the Joey Richter family tree.

There are a few things I need to explain, though:

> Owen's children: Curt having a bunch of children he doesn't know about is a headcanon Curt Mega (the actor) has shared before and I believe the same thing to be true for Owen. The Spankoffski mother is a special case, though: She was a child born from an affair Owen had during his time as DMA and he learned about her when her mother died a few years later. Since she didn't have anyone else, Owen took her in and raised her together with Curt.

> Ezekiel: Ezekiel used to be a human with the touch of the gift who was killed by Hatchetmen and planted in Witchwood Forest, binding his soul to a tree. When that tree was cut down for Perky's farm, his soul was released and instead went into the weed grown there. When the nighthawks ate the weed, they also absorbed the souls of those planted in that part of Witchwood, so the human souls, identities and memories got all mixed up with those of the birds.

> Joey Richter: The Joey Richter in this family tree is the Joey Richter from Me and my Dick. He grew up to become an actor who played Jangle in Santa Claus is going to High School and Bob Cratchit in a very popular prouction of A Christmas Carol. Ezra Richter is Joey's drama student from NPMD

> The Lobster I have no explanation for this

[littlesilentrebel]

where are all the 'paul adopts every kid in hatchetfield' headcanons

i need more of that bc its fucking hilarious so if anyone can point me to them or any fics that have paul adopting every kid in sight whether he knows it or not, much thanks

[just-some-normal-jessica]

woe. jon character lineup be upon ye

individual sillies under the cut

[rockrosethistle]

I love that in npmd Grace is just not threatened by Max whatsoever.

That is the face of someone with no natural predators. Like I understand that he doesn't give her a hard time but you'd think at least a rumor would make it her way. But no, the way she acts around him implies that she has no idea he is a person other people are scared of.

And I know it's probably because she doesn't have a lot of friends and therefore has none to tell her, but I like to think it's actually because Max has gone to extreme lengths to protect his image around her.

I can just imagine him punching someone in the face and ends the interaction with "and if you tell Grace Chasity about this I will fucking find you."

[lilacthebooklover]

i love the idea of hatchetfield being such an accepting town when it comes to gender and sexual identity. minus the occasional grace, you've got all these cultists and corrupted businesses and evil eldritch gods but they're still gonna insult or accuse you with the correct pronouns. i respect that.

[ricky-mortis]

So, I heard it was Holloweane Week?

It’s a bit late in the week but I wanted to draw something for it, and I liked this prompt.

The way I see it- their roles may have been swapped, but their dynamic? Exactly the same.

[r1ch1e-l1psh1tz]

Do you guys think that the Peter, Richie, and Ruth make slide shows about their special interests and present them to each other? Because I sure do (they’re so neurodivergent I love them).

[rentumblsstuff]

Yes they are barely plot relevant. Yes I love them.

[thesillychro]

do you guys fw transfem richie at all 💔💔 i wanna draw her more often

[thegirlwholikesart]

asexual murder besties <3

[gay-little-axolotl]

something something if I loved you or whatever

[vampiricnature]

Some random digital shit. My sona x wiggly and my Max design :]

I'll post the funky talk me and my friend had about peas and love by bear ghost being a wiggly song so prepare

[theatre-apocalypse]

Some nonbinary Paul thoughts.

[rockrosethistle]

I can't draw but (here we go again) if I could I would produce a drawing of Richie Lipschitz wearing a graphic t-shirt that says "My uncle is a BISEXUAL ✨millennial✨ with AUTISM who 🔥HATES🔥 MUSICALS and I love him SO MUCH. 🫶"

Paul spat out his coffee when he saw it.

[lilacthebooklover]

jon matteson characters family reunion. richie is ignoring everyone and blasting japanese nightcore on his airpods. roman is here and acting disgusted at the food while linda boasts about her kids (said kids are currently causing mayhem that will probably end in tears). paul has brought emma with him and is on the verge of a nervous breakdown. boy jerry is trying to give him a pep talk on how to propose so he can "do the do" with emma (bj recommends a walk in the woods). the hatchetman bursts in at one point. daniel lost track of time and decided it wasn't worth showing up. gary is happy to be a part of something like he was with the wiggly cult but nobody likes him. wiggly watches for a while then shows up in human form to cause more mayhem, nobody knows who he is, why he looks like them or why he speaks like a toddler but he's freaky and may or may not be on the verge of murder. fun times.