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[justsomeoneunordinary]

Hashirama's long neck haunts me... I think it's chapter 500 or thereabouts ❤️

But it doesn't really matter, Kushina wasn't there 😏

SCREAMING!!!

I’ve been laughing at this for about 10 minutes or so omg lmfaooo 🤣🤣 I know Kishimoto got more stressed out the longer the story went on but this does not look anatomically correct achsdkfjfjkfjd

You’re right, this can’t be canon—not only because Kushina wasn’t there so she wouldn’t know, but also because Hashirama isn’t beefy. ‘Tis a fake flashback, case closed. (I say as if I’m not fully aware that the characters lost more and more individualism the longer the story went on until everyone just had a generic body except for a few exaggerations.)

Anyway, have a shitty height correction because I can neither photoshop nor art but am determined to show y’all my vision anyway:

(I couldn’t make Mito taller because it started to look too weird, but please do imagine just a few inches more of her towering over Hashirama)

[falesten-iw]

Bombarded, blockaded, stripped of all lifelines, even UNRWA which is a UN organ unjustly labeled as a terror organization. It's like the world keeps daring Gaza to give up, and Gaza keeps stubbornly refusing, just standing there, bruised and battered but still breathing. And the Gazians? We're experts in endurance, living each day with almost nothing, finding ways to hold on, discovering beauty and strength even when it feels like the world is stacked against us.

And then there's GoFundMe. For some, it's a place to fund a dream project; for Gaza, it's become one of the last threads of hope. Every dollar, every small donation, is like a patch on the wound, a tiny light in the dark. Because for us Gazians, resilience isn't just some inspiring buzzword; it's a necessity. But we can't do it alone. So if you've got $5 or $10 to spare, send it our way. Because right now, support isn't just helpful; it's survival.

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Listed as number 282 in "The Vetted Gaza Evacuation Fundraiser Spreadsheet" compiled by @el-shab-hussein and @nabulsi : Link

Listed on the Butterfly Effect Project, number 957: Link

Additionally, Al Jazeera News has documented apart of my family's case: Link

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[savealsaidifamily]

Urgent appeal to those with kind and loving hearts 🙏🙏

Hello, I hope you and your loved ones are safe and healthy.🙏

My family live in tents which lack the minimum standard of living. My father is now very sick, he had a heart catheterization operation before the war. Doctors recommended him to have healthy diet and life style but because of living in a tent, wet with rainwater, full of insects, lacking hygiene, and because of drinking contaminated water, as well as due to the inability to buy healthy food, now my father is very sick. The doctor told him that he has food poisoning and he needs urgent medical care. Do you imagine yourself sick and there is no clean place around you, no bed to sleep on, no warm drink to give your body strength, no medicine to relieve your pain, and no comfortable mattress to give you warmth?

Furthermore, my mother and our innocent little children have caught cold and infectious viral disease😞

Please, we have lost hope in this life, but don't let us lose hope in your humanity.🙏🙏 we just want to live in safety, and peace.

Your help, no matter how small, will save my family from death and disease and give them the happiness they have lost for a whole year of war.

My family campaign has received only £ 1,413 as of 5/10.

An important note: tumblr recently restricted my previous account from sending messages, i did nothing except that I want to save the lives of my family from this nightmare . I made different accounts, but my family name will not change which is Alsaidi family.

Vetted by @bilal_salah0, info here

and also vetted by @moayesh , info here on Gaza evacuation funds

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[ponury-grajek]

gift commission from Very Sweet Anonymous for @hashiramashonkers ❤️

[oh-no-its-bird]

Fan art for @hashiramashonkers 's very awesome fic that everyone should go and read, Sugar Pill

[meetbag]

some quick doodles based off of this lovely fic by @hashiramashonkers

[fashionredalert]

Your tags on the butch4butch mdtb post.... you want me to die, just say it 😔

Killing you with my brain matter splattered on the wall.

You're joining me on this shitty bathroom floor snorting butch4butch madatobi lines

The post in question by @hashiramashonkers

[domoz]

Alright, @firecoloredwater tagged me in a self-recc meme for fanfic, so:

Rules: Fic authors self rec! When you get this, reply with your favorite five fics that you've written, then pass this onto other writers. Let’s spread the self-love

Tagging uhhhhhhhh @hashiramashonkers if you want to!

Posted in chronological order because it makes as much sense as anything else:

Hesitation - Critical Hit Included not because I'm still particularly fond of the writing in it, I've definitely improved a lot since then, but because the era of me writing for Critical Hit and the audience of 'literally myself because i need to get the ideas out of my head, and if other people even SEE this it will be so cool' was very formative for how I approach writing now. Summary:

The portal home stands open, but Ket, unclear on what he’s meant to do, hesitates. In just one moment, his window of opportunity has passed. And that is how Ket spends the next five years trapped in the feywild with one Orem Rivendorn.

My Boyfriend is (not) a Vigilante- BNHA I just still think I was so silly for this... It was just very fun to write. I feel like if I had to pick a most underrated fic of mine (at least for this fandom) it would be this one. Summary:

In which pro-hero Chargebolt takes the night shift, meets a cute guy, gets radicalized, and totally forgets that underground heroes exist.

Just a Concerned Citizen -BNHA ...The popularity of this one kind of speaks for itself, I think. It's the first fic where I got an idea, sat down, and wrote the whole outline, and its not perfect, but I think it feels more cohesive story-wise than anything that came before it. Plus its long and it's DONE. Summary:

Midoriya Izuku is a normal, quirkless, college drop-out. He's not a vigilante. Everything he does is perfectly above board and totally legal -- He's double checked. It would be nice if everyone else could see it that way, though. (Izuku becomes an informant, sort of. Trouble follows.)

Hand Over Hand Over Hand - Naruto (Founders) Oops, an unfinished fic slipped in here. Weirdly it's sort of the opposite of the last fic, where the outline is so much more vague than I normally make, but I like writing it, and I like thinking about it, and it is my sincere hope that I can make something good enough that it will make people ship the pairing(s) involved like I do.

Summary:

Uchiha Hikaku, asked by his clan head to join his household as a dignified beta, does not think of saying anything other than yes, knowing he will have no opportunity to ever be closer to Madara than this. His duties will include caring for the household, including Madara's new mate. Which is perfectly fine, Hikaku can deal with that easily. At least, he can until Tobirama turns out to be nothing like he expected, in ways that really shouldn't be a problem, but are. It is a decision he may, or may not, come to regret.

The Bandage the Holds Together - Naruto (Founders) One of those fics that was just an idea that wouldn't let me go until it was written, but this one was actually at a reasonable scope. For the first chapter, then I thought "what about Hikaku's POV" and did it AGAIN, and it turns out the difference in how characters think about stuff is fun to think about. Summary:

Soulmates are rare and prized in the world of shinobi. The healing and implicit loyalty always makes for something powerful and prized -- and not something that's supposed to be found between two members of an enemy clan. So, no. Tobirama wasn't expecting this.

[drowningindango]

Thanks for the tag @enquiringangel ^^

1. How many works do you have on AO3?

45!

2. What’s your total word count?

119,447

3. What fandoms do you write for?

I mainly write for Naruto these days.

Borderlands used to be my main playground for several years (and I still have plenty of unfinished fics for that fandom). I wrote a bit for Undertale, but not anymore (ran out of ideas). In my WIPs there are a few fics for Gloomverse (a webtoon), Gravity Falls and The Owl House.

4. Top 5 fics by kudos.

"Follow My Lead" (272 kudos)

"round and round in circles we go" (251 kudos)

"Playing in Puddles" (175 kudos)

"Was it worth the wait?" (146 kudos)

"Remember me, you ******" (137 kudos)

(lol the Naruto fics have completely conquered my top 5)

5. Do you respond to comments?

In most cases, yes. I love chatting with people in the comments. xD I try to leave a brief thank you or an emoji otherwise.

(Sometimes, life gets the better of me though… Currently I have a backlog of ~30 comments in my inbox… Every now and then I answer one)

6. What’s the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

Hm…I'd name one or two of my wips that have angsty endings planned for them, but since they're not finished I suppose they don't count…

From my posted fics, I'd say The Hope of Morning. It ended on a pretty high strung note.

7. What’s the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

Hmmmmmmmmmm…

Either "Hand in Hand", "Matching Colours" or "round and round in circles we go"? I have a lot of one shots that end on a fluffy note, but I haven't finished one where I'm going "yes, this is the fuzziest and loveliest of all 💕"

8. Do you get hate on fics?

Nope. At least I don't remember.

9. Do you write smut?

Yes, but I rarely make it to posting. Smut is kinda hard and I get easily distracted by building up the premise that leads to it.

10. Do you write crossovers?

Sure, but rarely. Mostly when I have a good idea. (There's a Borderlands x Teen Wolf crossover I want to finish and post one day…)

11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?

Not as far as I know. 🥲 I hope not.

12. Have you ever had a fic translated?

Again, not as far as I know.

13. Have you ever co-written a fic before?

Yes! There's been a few collabs with my close writer friends 😊❤️ (most of them never made it to being published, but we had so much fun. But I haven't done any recently)

14. What’s your all time favourite ship?

I don't think I can just name "one". My mind goes blank trying to think of one I like the most.

15. What’s a WIP you want to finish but doubt you will?

NONE, I WILL FINISH ALL OF THEM, YOU HEAR ME. >:D If I actually want to finish a WIP, there's no doubt in my mind that one day I will, no matter how long that takes.

16. What are your writing strengths?

Descriptions, especially of emotions I'd say. Character reflections. And coming up with new ideas! I feel like I'm pretty good at coming up with interesting scenarios.

17. What are your writing weaknesses?

Dialogue, my beloathed. And smut. I also have a problem of starting a lot of new projects and not finishing/taking long to finish the old ones.

18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language?

Depends on the specific story, how it's used and what the author wants to achieve with it. Like in movies, it can be super fun if you know the language.

19. First fandom you wrote for?

Officially that would be Undertale. (I wrote only two fics for it, and the first is deleted from the web because it made me cringe after a while.) Unofficially, I've been writing fix-it stories for Naruto when I was a teen…but mostly in my head.

20. Favourite fanfic you’ve ever written?

"The Craving of Your Heart" is still occupying the top spot in my heart currently, closely followed by "Follow My Lead".

And I tag @littlemiss44 @anannua and @hashiramashonkers

[fashionredalert]

@hashiramashonkers every day that passes I'm reminded of your butch4butch post

im inventing a new bechdel test that you can only pass if your movie has two butches alone together smoking and maybe one of them grabs the other by the belt loops and then one of them puts a cigarette out on the other and then they start making out against a truck and maybe there's a little bit of teeth and tracy chapman is playing on the radio and we can hear them breathing and cut to black. or not. maybe not cut to black. i will leave that up to you but remember there is a right answer

[octodraws]

For the art thing: The details in your art are insane, especially anatomy and textures - your one Madara WIP with all the hair lives in my head rent goddamn free, along with those trees from your young Hashi&Mada piece and the hands and hair from the romantic wound piece... Gorgeous 💕💕💕

HII OMG I DIDNT SEE THIS IN MY INBOX IM SO SORRY

;_; thank u sm it really means a lot <333333333

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[mira--mira]

WIP title game: Hades/Persephone AU? *very big eye emoji* ❤️🌻

Yes! I've just started on this one so I don't have a lot but here's the submitted prompt, me trying to force naruto characters into greek god roles, and the first few paragraphs!

Prompt: Hades and Persephone, Hashimada Edition.

Madara is an uptight annoyed king of the dead with a giant workload and a lonely heart.

Hashirama is a carefree god of spring who wanders into the underworld to escape his overbearing brother.

Working God List:

Hades-Indra

Zeus- Ashura

Kore/Persephone/Demeter – Hashirama

Poseidon-Tobirama

Hermes- Kawarama

Nyx (Night)-Kou

Erebus (Darkness)-Tajima

Thanatos (Death (peaceful death)) -Madara (took over underworld from Indra)

Hypnos (Sleep) -Izuna

Charon (boatman)– Hikaku

Ker(es) (violent death)– Naori

Titans-Hagoromo, Hamura, Kaguya, Otsutsuki clan in general

Big ones here is I fiddled with Hashirama and Madara's roles specifically to try and smooth over the AU transition. For all intents and purposes, Hashirama fulfills Persephone's role/powers (also a bit of the original unconstrained terror that was Kore) but to keep Tobirama as a brother and something water-related he is technically "Demeter" in terms of sibling relation. Ashura and Indra were a close sibling set and once they started fighting Tobirama became a bit overbearing towards Hashirama to try and protect him since he couldn't easily interfere with the other two. (I'm trying to avoid modern Naruto characters here and only ones who I think could come up in at least passing mention are listed so I have no idea who Hera and Hestia would be. Actually Itama could work for Hestia...)

I digress. And for Madara, he was originally (peaceful) Death but once Indra had enough and decided to abandon his post to plot his brother's death got an unwanted promotion and shiny new title as king of the dead (and all of Indra's workload that he put off for a century or two). This is slightly convoluted but I wanted to include Izuna and if Madara was originally Hades, Izuna would get relegated to Thanatos, but the fact that Thanatos and Hypnos are twins (half-twins in some accounts) in Greek mythology was too tempting to pass up. Plus you could easily start plugging Uchiha in as chthonic gods p easily and still make it work.

Fic:

Madara sighs as the shade sets a bundle of scrolls on his obsidian desk. The new ones threaten to displace the already precarious mountain and send them all tumbling to the grounds. More reports. War. Famine. Sickness. Old age. Disaster. Murder. All leading to one thing: death. And he has to process the records and sign off on their place in the underworld.

It is a long, never-ending, joyless task. Gods what he wouldn’t give for all the humans to never die or to die all at once and give him peace.

He picks up his brush and resigns himself to not sleeping for another week. He’s still working through Indra’s backlog afterall and more people died every day. Madara is Death, what use does he have for sleep?

That’s best left for—

“Aniki!”

[foundersweek]

Thank you for running Founders Week! 💖🌻

We're glad so many people joined us! Thank you so much for your interest and support in the event 💖💗

[fangirlandiknowit101]

Fanfic writer ask game: 16, 23, 35, 43 👀👀👀

16. Do you research for your fics? If so, how deep of a rabbit hole have you gone down by accident when researching?

I actually hate doing research...... but sometimes you gotta. Figure skating research is kinda fun but trying to find obscure Naruto facts on Narutopedia is the worst. How am I supposed to remember what happened in canon? That's too much to ask. But usually I don't write fics where I need to to research, just to avoid it lmao. I'm easily distracted but also very impatient so when I do research for fics I tend to stick to what I need, possibly I'm damaged from law school research style. But every time I go on Narutpedia I find out stuff I don't want to know, like being reminded of the fact that for some people canon didn't end after 699.

23. What’s your absolute favorite trope to write?

Hmm. Does slow burn count lol. Idk I like get-together fics with lots of yearning and tension haha, my favorite tropes to read are like, fake dating, arranged marriage and sports aus but when it comes to writing it's more about what I can do with the characters in the setting than any super specific trope, so I tend to go for simpler plots as a basis nowadays where I can focus on the relationship part. Depends on the fandom too. But best friends to lovers is a good one! Usually when I think of a new fic, I start with the characters and what I want them to go through and then I build the plot around that. But when I'm just imagining things as a daydream I might pick a trope and stick the characters in, sometimes I switch ship three times over the course of that kind of story because the characters have to fit the story and not the other way around.

35. How much has writing fic changed your life?

Oh, a lot. Met so many people through writing that I wouldn't have met otherwise. Also, I loved writing before I discovered fanfiction, but I wasn't really doing anything with it. Writing fic was the perfect way to channel my creative side. As well as feeding my constant urge to share the stupidest ideas I can think of (and then accidentally turn them serious).

43. Talk about a positive experience with fanfiction or the fanfiction community that you will always remember.

I think most of my experience has been positive, but my memory is crap so I can't think of anything specific. Sometimes I really miss the Naruto days before the ending hit us, because it was just fun and simple and fandom in itself was easier to navigate. Everyone was just so nice, and then we all kind of struggled after the ending. I don't think I'm as active in the fanfic community nowadays, although I'm getting better here on tumblr. There were a couple of years where I had lots of free time and could just write without worrying (much at least) about quality or all this anti stuff that's going on now. It's not bad now or anything, I'm having lots of fun, but I'm feeling a bit nostalgic about the past haha! Back then we all called Sasuke 'the raven' and used words like pinkette and it's interesting to think sometimes how quickly things can go from established standard to looking at your own writing and going "oh god i can't believe i wrote like that" lol. So many of my favorite fics back then would be called super problematic by certain people now... but nowadays I just want to read about adults barely keeping their shit together and falling in love with someone despite their supposedly good judgement :3

[naruto-smut-monday]

Thank you for running this event! Would have liked to participate more (but the year's not over yet 👀) No specific suggestions from me, just here to say I loved this year's prompts. Maybe next year you could add in dialogue/location prompts? 🤔 Idk! Thanks again! 🌟

It's our pleasure, and thank you so much for joining! And yes, the year isn't over yet. There is still a lot of smutty fun to be had. ^_^

So glad to hear you've enjoyed the prompts - and dialogue/location prompts are a fantastic idea! We are definitely adding this option to our bag of tricks for next year XD

Thanks for dropping by and sharing with us!

~~Mod Rose