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[justsomeoneunordinary]

Hashirama's long neck haunts me... I think it's chapter 500 or thereabouts ❤️

But it doesn't really matter, Kushina wasn't there 😏

SCREAMING!!!

I’ve been laughing at this for about 10 minutes or so omg lmfaooo 🤣🤣 I know Kishimoto got more stressed out the longer the story went on but this does not look anatomically correct achsdkfjfjkfjd

You’re right, this can’t be canon—not only because Kushina wasn’t there so she wouldn’t know, but also because Hashirama isn’t beefy. ‘Tis a fake flashback, case closed. (I say as if I’m not fully aware that the characters lost more and more individualism the longer the story went on until everyone just had a generic body except for a few exaggerations.)

Anyway, have a shitty height correction because I can neither photoshop nor art but am determined to show y’all my vision anyway:

(I couldn’t make Mito taller because it started to look too weird, but please do imagine just a few inches more of her towering over Hashirama)

[falesten-iw]

Bombarded, blockaded, stripped of all lifelines, even UNRWA which is a UN organ unjustly labeled as a terror organization. It's like the world keeps daring Gaza to give up, and Gaza keeps stubbornly refusing, just standing there, bruised and battered but still breathing. And the Gazians? We're experts in endurance, living each day with almost nothing, finding ways to hold on, discovering beauty and strength even when it feels like the world is stacked against us.

And then there's GoFundMe. For some, it's a place to fund a dream project; for Gaza, it's become one of the last threads of hope. Every dollar, every small donation, is like a patch on the wound, a tiny light in the dark. Because for us Gazians, resilience isn't just some inspiring buzzword; it's a necessity. But we can't do it alone. So if you've got $5 or $10 to spare, send it our way. Because right now, support isn't just helpful; it's survival.

Vetted and shared by @90-ghost: Link.

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Listed as number 282 in "The Vetted Gaza Evacuation Fundraiser Spreadsheet" compiled by @el-shab-hussein and @nabulsi : Link

Listed on the Butterfly Effect Project, number 957: Link

Additionally, Al Jazeera News has documented apart of my family's case: Link

If, for some reason, you couldn't donate via GoFundMe, you can donate via PayPal instead.

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[savealsaidifamily]

Urgent appeal to those with kind and loving hearts 🙏🙏

Hello, I hope you and your loved ones are safe and healthy.🙏

My family live in tents which lack the minimum standard of living. My father is now very sick, he had a heart catheterization operation before the war. Doctors recommended him to have healthy diet and life style but because of living in a tent, wet with rainwater, full of insects, lacking hygiene, and because of drinking contaminated water, as well as due to the inability to buy healthy food, now my father is very sick. The doctor told him that he has food poisoning and he needs urgent medical care. Do you imagine yourself sick and there is no clean place around you, no bed to sleep on, no warm drink to give your body strength, no medicine to relieve your pain, and no comfortable mattress to give you warmth?

Furthermore, my mother and our innocent little children have caught cold and infectious viral disease😞

Please, we have lost hope in this life, but don't let us lose hope in your humanity.🙏🙏 we just want to live in safety, and peace.

Your help, no matter how small, will save my family from death and disease and give them the happiness they have lost for a whole year of war.

My family campaign has received only £ 1,413 as of 5/10.

An important note: tumblr recently restricted my previous account from sending messages, i did nothing except that I want to save the lives of my family from this nightmare . I made different accounts, but my family name will not change which is Alsaidi family.

Vetted by @bilal_salah0, info here

and also vetted by @moayesh , info here on Gaza evacuation funds

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[ponury-grajek]

gift commission from Very Sweet Anonymous for @hashiramashonkers ❤️

[oh-no-its-bird]

Fan art for @hashiramashonkers 's very awesome fic that everyone should go and read, Sugar Pill

[naruto-fantasy-zine]

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[meetbag]

some quick doodles based off of this lovely fic by @hashiramashonkers

[fashionredalert]

Your tags on the butch4butch mdtb post.... you want me to die, just say it 😔

Killing you with my brain matter splattered on the wall.

You're joining me on this shitty bathroom floor snorting butch4butch madatobi lines

The post in question by @hashiramashonkers

[domoz]

Alright, @firecoloredwater tagged me in a self-recc meme for fanfic, so:

Rules: Fic authors self rec! When you get this, reply with your favorite five fics that you've written, then pass this onto other writers. Let’s spread the self-love

Tagging uhhhhhhhh @hashiramashonkers if you want to!

Posted in chronological order because it makes as much sense as anything else:

Hesitation - Critical Hit Included not because I'm still particularly fond of the writing in it, I've definitely improved a lot since then, but because the era of me writing for Critical Hit and the audience of 'literally myself because i need to get the ideas out of my head, and if other people even SEE this it will be so cool' was very formative for how I approach writing now. Summary:

The portal home stands open, but Ket, unclear on what he’s meant to do, hesitates. In just one moment, his window of opportunity has passed. And that is how Ket spends the next five years trapped in the feywild with one Orem Rivendorn.

My Boyfriend is (not) a Vigilante- BNHA I just still think I was so silly for this... It was just very fun to write. I feel like if I had to pick a most underrated fic of mine (at least for this fandom) it would be this one. Summary:

In which pro-hero Chargebolt takes the night shift, meets a cute guy, gets radicalized, and totally forgets that underground heroes exist.

Just a Concerned Citizen -BNHA ...The popularity of this one kind of speaks for itself, I think. It's the first fic where I got an idea, sat down, and wrote the whole outline, and its not perfect, but I think it feels more cohesive story-wise than anything that came before it. Plus its long and it's DONE. Summary:

Midoriya Izuku is a normal, quirkless, college drop-out. He's not a vigilante. Everything he does is perfectly above board and totally legal -- He's double checked. It would be nice if everyone else could see it that way, though. (Izuku becomes an informant, sort of. Trouble follows.)

Hand Over Hand Over Hand - Naruto (Founders) Oops, an unfinished fic slipped in here. Weirdly it's sort of the opposite of the last fic, where the outline is so much more vague than I normally make, but I like writing it, and I like thinking about it, and it is my sincere hope that I can make something good enough that it will make people ship the pairing(s) involved like I do.

Summary:

Uchiha Hikaku, asked by his clan head to join his household as a dignified beta, does not think of saying anything other than yes, knowing he will have no opportunity to ever be closer to Madara than this. His duties will include caring for the household, including Madara's new mate. Which is perfectly fine, Hikaku can deal with that easily. At least, he can until Tobirama turns out to be nothing like he expected, in ways that really shouldn't be a problem, but are. It is a decision he may, or may not, come to regret.

The Bandage the Holds Together - Naruto (Founders) One of those fics that was just an idea that wouldn't let me go until it was written, but this one was actually at a reasonable scope. For the first chapter, then I thought "what about Hikaku's POV" and did it AGAIN, and it turns out the difference in how characters think about stuff is fun to think about. Summary:

Soulmates are rare and prized in the world of shinobi. The healing and implicit loyalty always makes for something powerful and prized -- and not something that's supposed to be found between two members of an enemy clan. So, no. Tobirama wasn't expecting this.

[drowningindango]

@hashiramashonkers is it just me……..or does this look like Hashirama has short hair in this panel????

[x-authorship-x]

TOR TOR TOR HAVE YOU SEEN THIS???

https://www.tumblr.com/hashiramashonkers/659357246910808064/so-its-come-to-my-attention-that-shisuis-voice?source=share

SHISUI'S VA CAN SING

I'm actually mentally unwell over this oh my fucking God I'm absolutely OBSESSED! LISTEN TO HIM!! IMAGINE SHISUI SINGING THIS!!! I'M AJSJSJHAJSKDUHRIAJAS

(Here's the post linked)

His tone is so deep and that perfect blend of thoughtful and slightly threatening, like Shisui is singing to himself looking out over the village at night, sharpening his tanto and brooding on peace...

Thanks for sharing this with us, Anon, I'd never heard it before! 🥰

[greencuttingmat]

I posted 8,766 times in 2022

That's 488 more posts than 2021!

37 posts created (0%)

8,729 posts reblogged (100%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

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@nonnie992

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@hashiramashonkers

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I tagged 6,374 of my posts in 2022

Only 27% of my posts had no tags

#kakashi - 618 posts

#madara - 594 posts

#tobirama - 404 posts

#naruto - 388 posts

#itachi - 365 posts

#hashirama - 365 posts

#uchiha izuna - 358 posts

#senju tobirama - 333 posts

#comic - 314 posts

#uchiha madara - 308 posts

Longest Tag: 95 characters

#tori: don't worry about it. doesn't even crack the top ten worst things people have done to me.

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Naruto Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Major Character Death Relationships: Senju Hashirama/Uchiha Madara Characters: Uchiha Madara Additional Tags: Drabble Summary:

Was death painful?

For @hashimada-week ‘s HashiMada Week 2022 Friday, April 15th: Death || Rebirth || Undeath.

7 notes - Posted April 18, 2022

#4

@foundersweek

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Naruto Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Characters: Senju Hashirama Additional Tags: Song fic, Except said song is, heart sutra, Religion, Buddhism, Character Death, Not Hashirama, Character Study, Angst, Double Drabble, No beta we died like Izuna, Naruto Founders Week 2022 Summary:

Four occasions where Hashirama prayed.

8 notes - Posted November 17, 2022

#3

Chapters: 1/4 Fandom: Naruto Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Senju Hashirama/Uchiha Madara Characters: Uchiha Madara, Senju Hashirama, Kyuubi | Nine-tails | Kurama, Zetsu (Naruto), the Miko (OC) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Japanese Mythology & Folklore, but rather minor, Kishimoto's style timeline, talk no jutsu Summary:

"Do you even know what it does?"

"Of course. It will cleanse the world and purge the root of all evil, that is human."

  What the…

 OR

Madara found out the truth behind Eternal Tsukuyomi after he left Konoha.

Note: For  @hashimada-week ‘s HashiMada Week 2022 Tuesday, April 12th: Cave || Forest || River and Saturday, April 16th: AUs || Time Travel || Free Day While this is a Hashimada fic, Hashirama won’t show up until the last chapter. But I guarantee it would be fluffy once he showed up.

14 notes - Posted April 12, 2022

#2

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Naruto Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Senju Hashirama/Uchiha Madara, Senju Tobirama/Uchiha Izuna Characters: Uchiha Madara, Senju Hashirama, Senju Tobirama, Uchiha Izuna, Senju Kawarama, Senju Itama, Senju Touka Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern: No Powers, Domestic Fluff, Cottagecore, not really - Freeform, @hashimada-giftexchange, Breakfast, Flowers Summary:

This morning was slow but good for Hashirama and his family after a late night of mahjong in the durian orchard.

For @starweiser5993! Hope you will enjoy this!

14 notes - Posted December 24, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Izuna haunted Tobirama.

fic on AO3

35 notes - Posted June 12, 2022

Get your Tumblr 2022 Year in Review →

[angededesespoir]

Rules: share the first lines of ten of your most recent fanfics and tag ten people. If you have written less than ten, don’t be shy and  share anyway.

(Thanks for the tag, @crimsonrainseekingflower ! 💚)

[Since one of the most recent ones I posted on AO3 is an oldfic I forgot to transfer there sooner, I’m gonna share 11 instead of 10. Also, be mindful of the tags on the fics. if you go to read them!]

1. Marie put away her weapons and strode towards the pantry, blood-stained hands reaching for the jar of chocolates she kept hidden in the back. (Melting Dream- Gangsta. Cursed (Marie & Abel) ficlet)

2. This is how it ends-

a friend’s hands reaching out,

the blade digging into throat;

sharper pain radiates from eye,

sharpest from the heart. (This is how it starts- Naruto (Danzo & Kagami) Poem)

3. Hashirama comes through the window, feet barely making sound, yet the home is so empty, the drop seems to echo. (NaPoWriMo- Day 1: Venomous Love- Naruto (Hashimada & Izuna) Prose Poetry)

4. He shouldn't be here. (Set Fire to These Petals- Naruto (Izutobi) ficlet)

5. The bed dips as Kagami crawls in. (Goodnight Kiss- Naruto (Kagatobi) ficlet)

6. Mikoto knocks on the door and waits patiently for Kushina to answer. (What we can knot say- Naruto (Mikokushi/Minakushi) ficlet)

7. Kagami watches as Tobirama returns, dividing his teammates into pairs before passing them their keys with instructions to their rooms. (Care- Naruto (Kagatobi) ficlet)

8. When Tobirama regains consciousness, he is met with the presence of his distraught subordinate. (Awakening- Naruto (Kagatobi) ficlet)

9. He had acted on impulse, again- a growing stain to his once untarnished record. (Cut- Naruto (Sakumo & Kakashi) ficlet)

10. You shoot up in bed, panting heavily. (Blood Stains- Naruto (Danzo & Kagami) ficlet)

11. I feel the stirring of my surroundings as the young man approaches. (The Allure- Naruto (Kagatobi) ficlet)

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@evilpenguinrika , @jacarandabanyan , @mikmik121 , @synesindri , & @hashiramashonkers (and whoever else may want to do it!). (As always, you don’t have to do this! 💚)

[fashionredalert]

@hashiramashonkers every day that passes I'm reminded of your butch4butch post

im inventing a new bechdel test that you can only pass if your movie has two butches alone together smoking and maybe one of them grabs the other by the belt loops and then one of them puts a cigarette out on the other and then they start making out against a truck and maybe there's a little bit of teeth and tracy chapman is playing on the radio and we can hear them breathing and cut to black. or not. maybe not cut to black. i will leave that up to you but remember there is a right answer

[naruto-fantasy-zine]

The Naruto Fantasy AU Zine welcomes Honks!!!

@hashiramashonkers is an absolutely phenomenal author as well as our super skilled writing mod! 💖

Their favorite fantasy genre is: "I love anything to do with monsters and magic, but I'm a sucker for urban fantasy. There is something so satisfying about magic hidden within - or dominating - the mundane."

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Thanks for the tag @enquiringangel ^^

1. How many works do you have on AO3?

45!

2. What’s your total word count?

119,447

3. What fandoms do you write for?

I mainly write for Naruto these days.

Borderlands used to be my main playground for several years (and I still have plenty of unfinished fics for that fandom). I wrote a bit for Undertale, but not anymore (ran out of ideas). In my WIPs there are a few fics for Gloomverse (a webtoon), Gravity Falls and The Owl House.

4. Top 5 fics by kudos.

"Follow My Lead" (272 kudos)

"round and round in circles we go" (251 kudos)

"Playing in Puddles" (175 kudos)

"Was it worth the wait?" (146 kudos)

"Remember me, you ******" (137 kudos)

(lol the Naruto fics have completely conquered my top 5)

5. Do you respond to comments?

In most cases, yes. I love chatting with people in the comments. xD I try to leave a brief thank you or an emoji otherwise.

(Sometimes, life gets the better of me though… Currently I have a backlog of ~30 comments in my inbox… Every now and then I answer one)

6. What’s the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

Hm…I'd name one or two of my wips that have angsty endings planned for them, but since they're not finished I suppose they don't count…

From my posted fics, I'd say The Hope of Morning. It ended on a pretty high strung note.

7. What’s the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

Hmmmmmmmmmm…

Either "Hand in Hand", "Matching Colours" or "round and round in circles we go"? I have a lot of one shots that end on a fluffy note, but I haven't finished one where I'm going "yes, this is the fuzziest and loveliest of all 💕"

8. Do you get hate on fics?

Nope. At least I don't remember.

9. Do you write smut?

Yes, but I rarely make it to posting. Smut is kinda hard and I get easily distracted by building up the premise that leads to it.

10. Do you write crossovers?

Sure, but rarely. Mostly when I have a good idea. (There's a Borderlands x Teen Wolf crossover I want to finish and post one day…)

11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?

Not as far as I know. 🥲 I hope not.

12. Have you ever had a fic translated?

Again, not as far as I know.

13. Have you ever co-written a fic before?

Yes! There's been a few collabs with my close writer friends 😊❤️ (most of them never made it to being published, but we had so much fun. But I haven't done any recently)

14. What’s your all time favourite ship?

I don't think I can just name "one". My mind goes blank trying to think of one I like the most.

15. What’s a WIP you want to finish but doubt you will?

NONE, I WILL FINISH ALL OF THEM, YOU HEAR ME. >:D If I actually want to finish a WIP, there's no doubt in my mind that one day I will, no matter how long that takes.

16. What are your writing strengths?

Descriptions, especially of emotions I'd say. Character reflections. And coming up with new ideas! I feel like I'm pretty good at coming up with interesting scenarios.

17. What are your writing weaknesses?

Dialogue, my beloathed. And smut. I also have a problem of starting a lot of new projects and not finishing/taking long to finish the old ones.

18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language?

Depends on the specific story, how it's used and what the author wants to achieve with it. Like in movies, it can be super fun if you know the language.

19. First fandom you wrote for?

Officially that would be Undertale. (I wrote only two fics for it, and the first is deleted from the web because it made me cringe after a while.) Unofficially, I've been writing fix-it stories for Naruto when I was a teen…but mostly in my head.

20. Favourite fanfic you’ve ever written?

"The Craving of Your Heart" is still occupying the top spot in my heart currently, closely followed by "Follow My Lead".

And I tag @littlemiss44 @anannua and @hashiramashonkers