#harry love actually

[marvel-snape-writes]

Hear me out, I have an idea… 🫣

To write about a sleazy, emotionally constipated, older man having an affair is one of my favourite things to write about ever. Naturally, for that reason, Alan’s character, Harry, in Love Actually has always been my favourite character in the film. As I mentioned in a previous post, every now and again I get the STRONGEST urge to write some smutty drabble about Harry finally giving in and being unfaithful to his wife — (which I would like to reinstate I know as a collective that we all hate the fact that he breaks Emma Thompson’s heart, I just like writing sleazy smut😬🤣). I never expected anyone to even be interested in reading such a niche fanfic storyline, so I was pleasantly surprised to find out that some people would! Because of this, I have decided to create something that will consist of several one-shots that will all be under the main title name of ‘Bad Harry’, just like he signs his Christmas present… to his wife. 🫣 Each one-shot will just be a different take on how he and another original female character go about their little affair and the close calls they may have in the midst of it all – and will be under the picture above and hashtag of ‘Bad Harry’. It is set after Mia, so she may be mentioned in passing, but the name I have decided to give the original female character is ‘Arabella’. Each ‘chapter’ so to speak won’t necessarily follow on from one another, but the first one I publish will be the beginning of their affair. Like the film, it’s going to be set around Christmas, so I may not post this until later in the year… although, I’m currently a fair way into writing the first one-shot and it is getting rather hot 😮‍💨 I guess what I’m trying to gauge is whether anyone would be interested in reading this little ongoing thing? 👀

If anyone’s interested, I can also post a snippet of what I’ve written so far for ‘the beginning’ of their affair, or I can keep it a complete surprise…

If you would like to be tagged in each published one-shot, please let me know! Please also feel free to let your wildest Harry/Alan fantasies come to life and send me any requests for any situations you’d like me to write about between the two of them - make it as smutty, sneaky, reckless, or daring as you like! 🫶

Here’s a little reminder of the sleazy boss in action 🤭 thank you to whoever created these gifs, let me know if they’re yours! 😁♥️

(Also, please don’t think I won’t be continuing with my Snape one-shots and requests, they are still very much being written and open as the number one priority!)

[myveryownfanfiction]

Rickmas day 14!

prompt: Icy Roads

warnings: car crash (into a snow drift), talking on the phone while driving, swearing, mention of blood

“How much longer are you going to be?” I sighed as I got myself into the car.

“I’m getting in the car now. I saw the news report about icy roads so I’m going to go slow. Stay on the line with me?” I gripped the wheel tightly as I pulled out of the parking lot. I hadn’t heard anything about salt trucks being able to get out but knowing the city they wouldn’t be out until after rush hour.

“Course.” Harry answered. “Salt trucks haven’t gotten out yet.” I mentally rolled my eyes and slowed to a stop at a red light.

“Figures.” I sighed.

“I know you’re nervous.” Harry’s voice was sympathetic.

“I grew up around snow, that doesn’t bother me. I always had four wheel drive. But these extreme back and forths drive me nuts. Icy roads have become the bane of my existence.” Harry chuckled at my little rant. The further away from the office I got, the worse the roads got.

“I know dear. How are the roads?” I slowed down and put on my hazard lights as the roads started to look clear of snow.

“Snow wise it doesn’t look too bad. But it’s hard to tell about ice.” I explained cautiously. “If I go quiet I’m concentrating.”

“Of course. Be careful.” I breathed out slowly and maneuvered across the road.

“Alright I think I’m clear.” I breathed a sigh of relief just as the wheels of the car hit a patch of ice. “Shit!” I cried out. I applied pressure to the breaks and turned the wheel away from oncoming traffic.

“(Y/N)?!” Harry was understandably nervous. I cried out as the car left the road and hit the grass. “(Y/N)! Talk to me!” The car hit a snow drift and stopped. My head hit the steering wheel with the force of the stop and when I sat back, I could feel the warmth of blood slide down my forehead.

“Oh fuck.” I groaned out. Putting a hand to my head, I hissed when I made contact with the cut. Opening the center console and pulled out a napkin. “I’m here Harry. I crashed the car though.” I pressed the napkin to my head despite the pain.

“I don’t care about the car. How are you? Are you hurt?” His voice was frantic and I could tell he was trying to get someone to call an ambulance for me.

“I have a cut on my head from hitting the snow bank.” I leaned my head back. “Other than that I’m ok.”

“Sarah called an ambulance and a tow. They should be there soon.” His voice started to even out once he knew I was alright. “Don’t worry about the car. We can get it fixed or buy a new one.” I nodded even though he couldn’t see me.

“Sounds good. Meet me at the hospital?” I asked, seeing the flashing lights appear on the road. I carefully got out of the car, phone in hand and napkin still pressed to my head.

“Yeah. I love you.” Harry was moving around, probably getting ready to go.

“Love you too. See you soon.”

[goncharov-propaganda-factory]

[machinerot]

[ynnu-64]

A lil mental breakdown

[juha-art]

ELECTROCHEMISTRY- No one will ever want to sleep with you.

Litany in Which Certain Things Are Crossed Out, Richard Siken

[soraya-snape]

I know Cedric just died and Draco was dying but something about Sev in these two scenes just made me forget everything and everyone around me.

[moonlightdancer26]

I feel like no one ever talks about the fact that Snape canonically has a cute nickname, like he is literally called “Sev” by his best friend. We don’t even need to come up with our own nicknames for him in fanfics because it’s already canon. He got called Sev for at least 6-7 years of his life by his best friend, how cute is that??

[snoffart]

so I just beat disco elysium yesterday lol

[daddiesdrarryy]

*The Forbidden Forest, 1992*

Draco: It sure is dark in here. And quiet. Not that I’m scared or anything, Potter

Draco: I mean, who’s scared of the dark these days? Not me. Not Draco Malfoy. Absolutely not. That’d be ridiculous!

Harry: Do you want me to hold your hand, Malfoy?

Draco: Yes, please

[marvel-snape-writes]

Happy Friday everyone! 😁

Here, have a Bad Harry / Love Actually Harry smut one shot snippet… 😇

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Let me know if you’d like to be tagged! 🥰

[littleliterarylesbian]

it is 4am and all I can think about is dark obsessive jegulus rn.

just hear me out, the cloak and the map? perfect stalking material. Maybe it starts off innocent, James just wanting to check up on Regulus for some reason or James wanting to know more about his best friend's little brother but it spirals out of control quickly. One moment he's watching Regulus' name move on the map, the next he's under the cloak and trying his hardest not to be detected. He's sneaking into the Slytherin dorms, he's trying to figure out how close Regulus' friends actually are to him.

and I feel like I don't have to explain at all for Regulus, I feel his family name and legacy speaks up plenty. Regulus is smart, Regulus is cunning. He caught on quite quickly that he was getting trailed around. Maybe not knowing who at first, but he at least can tell when footsteps not matching his own sound off around him. He mentions wanting one thing, within the week it's his, he mentions doing something but just being too busy, suddenly at least half of his plans are cancelled. He mentions wanting someone gone and suddenly they're just simply buried six feet under. He eats up the power he's given. Then he finds out it's James Potter behind it all and suddenly it just got 10x better.

blah blah blah they're sick freaks and they fall in love and are crazy about each other. Carved their names into each other's skin and EVERYTHING. I just want freak4freak jegulus.

[nwarrior777]

i am sorry but how the f Disco Elysium fandom is sleeping on canon scene with Evrart openly flirting with Harry by teasing Kim, and Kim being jealous so hard that he is trying to get Harry on his side by calling Harry by name (which Kim is doing only in special occasions??) ??? hello???

[daiziesssart]

happy jilytober ♥️

[magpiedraws]

Wouldn't lizard fashion be something like spikes and scales and a frilled lizard collar?

Like so?

(Bonus art under the cut)

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

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