#harpy’s fics

[harpywritesfic]

Fic authors self rec! When you get this, reply with your favorite five fics that you've written, then pass on to at least five other writers. Let’s spread the self-love 💗

Occupational Hazards has taken up my writing brain for so long that I barely remember what else I’ve written 🥲

Wait, new problem. I’m looking at my ao3 and most of my fics are old and I don’t even like them that much anymore 😭 looking back on old work is always tough but it’s because I’ve improved, right? I hope that’s why.

Occupational Hazards

(7k, Ironstrange, h/c, comedy)

I worked HARD on this one and I’m proud of it. It’s my longest fic at 7k and it’s got 69 kudos right now. My favorite tag on it is “Petplay mention (approved by management)”. It’s a gift fic and the recipient okayed my petplay joke.

2. When you’re drunk, every idea is a good idea

(1k, Tony and Scott, crack-ish)

I had so much fun writing this one but it hasn’t gotten much attention. Uncommon pairing I guess. It’s just Tony and Scott getting drunk and doing dumb shit. It’s fun. Favorite tag: “non-sexual whipped cream”.

3. Is Garlic Bread A Concern?

(3k, Ironstrange, h/c mostly?)

This one’s two years old but it gets extra points for being a vampire fic. For all my obsession with vampire Stephen, I’ve only written one vampire fic. Favorite tags: “Blood, obviously”.

4. Pain’s an old friend

(2k, Ironstrange, h/c)

One of the old ones but I don’t hate it. I mean, two years isn’t really that old but it feels old to me. That’s when I started posting things. This was like, my fourth fic. This one has one of my favorite comments, “I think I found the single most depressing Stephen Strange line ever...”.

5. Ulterior Motives

300, Ironstrange, smut that serves as comedy and is not sexy at all

Did you know that 50% of men over 50 have an enlarged prostate? Do you want to read what I wrote after learning that? Favorite tag: “I want you to remember this when I inevitably climb on my bottom Stephen soapbox”.

You know, when I started posting I thought I’d write a lot of h/c since that’s my favorite thing to read. But I’ve written so many silly little fun things. I have a million h/c wips, so I think it’s because I’m more likely to finish something exciting and funny. Curse my adhd! I can finish fun, quick, entertaining stories much easier, I guess. I get a shiny new crack idea and it takes over my mind. If you catch me writing a long fic it’s safe to assume I’ve been possessed.

Thanks for the ask!! Sorry I’ve been gone lately, I don’t even have a good reason.

[docdudo]

MASTERLIST

Here's a list to better organize the drafts i have written:

Hybrid 141 As Parents - Foster Human Child!Reader

Parts In Order:

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Part 5

Part 6

Part 7

Part 8

Part 9

Asks:

People Sizes

House Sizes

Nesting For Humans

Werewolves' Hands

Can They Reach Door Handles?

Human Babies - 1

Human Babies - 2

Reader Getting Sick

Life Expectancy

Home Alone

Who They Prefer?

Sharing Food

Their Kids

Hybrid Games

Playing On The Snow

Running Away

Hate Touch

Spicy Food

Service Hybrids

Oral Fixation

Broken Ankle

Familiar 141 - Young Witch!Reader

Parts In Order:

Part 1

Part 2

Asks:

Familiar Sizes

Taunts

A Witch's Birth

Relationship Between Familiars And Witches

Do They Know How To Take Care Of Children?

Species

Art On The Banner: @bluegiragi

Profile Picture: Me (˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶)

[sinjaangels]

Above, Omair standing on all fours with folded wings. Wings folded doesn't take any space and are tight.

Omair in uniform!

Scarabia dorm uniform.

Savanaclaw dorm uniform.

How to dress your harpy!

To most, it seems difficult for harpies to wear clothing. Most harpies prefer and are found to only being feathers and scales. Fluffiness is based on the species of bird. It is possible for harpies to wear clothing. 85 to 90 percent of harpies chose a feral lifestyle.

Typical harpy clothing is fitted to be streamlined for flight. Close to the body to retain balance and focus.

Harpies that have settled in a single location with more social interaction wear more clothing based on the weather and presentation. Being social creatures, all harpies, even if they are species that typically lives alone, live in groups. Some harpies live in proximity of other monsters. In social groups, wearing clothes is much easier with assistance.

Harpies can dressed themselves. On their wings are two or three "fingers" that can grip and hold. Not as dexterous as a human hand. Prefered clothing are ones that can be pulled on. They avoid buttons, zippers, and the like.

The major concern when it comes to clothes, are the wings. As mentioned previously, clothes must not hindered flying. No heavy fabrics! Sleeves must be wide enough to slip the wings through. As broad as the wings are unfolded, the wings are tightly folded like an accordian and the feathers are strong and flexible to bend.

Omair is on display wearing the Scarabia and Savanaclaw uniforms. Omair wears the Scarabia uniform because he is fond of Jamil.

If Omair's soul was percieved by the Dark Mirror, he would be sorted in Savanaclaw. Omair's persistence for freedom lead him to kill for it.

Parts of both uniforms were omitted. Omair is very active and does a lot of flying, crawling, and climbing. Also fighting. He could wear jewelry but he losses them. The second vest with the red flaps were removed. The belt has too much fabric and could catch on something. With the Savanaclaw uniform, Omair goes without the best. The leather feels heavy to Omair and the zipper annoys him. He doesn't want the vest flapping against his chest. Distracting! Instead of the belt, he wears the scarf.

[sleepy-harper]

Harpy's regress-cember!

Happy 2 announce I'm hosting a 15-day event of Christmas/holiday themed regression content 2 b made for December!!

This event is free to join!!! Regardless if you want to make it regression-based or not, just have fun with it! Any type of media is accepted, and you're free to decide if you want to flip the days around or start at anytime during or after December!!!

Feel free to come into my asks if you have any questions on the event or prompts!!

text version of the list under the cut:

1. Snow day

2. Mittens

3. Snow fight

4. Fireplace

5. Hot cocoa

6. Blankets

7. Under the weather

8. Sniffles

9. Breakfast in bed

10. Holiday movies

11. Holiday crafts

12. Decorating

13. Gingerbread houses

14. "You need a jacket!"

15. Snowmen

[avirxy]

it’s okay guys she gets to keep her cool socks 👍

[teecupangel]

Just had a thought about Harpy!Desmond: Birds can't see glass, so would Desmond keep crashing into windows because he thinks they're open? 🤣

Desmond only has problems with clear glass. Most glass he could see because they weren’t that clear.

His favorite was stained glass.

The world beyond stained glass was beautiful in its own way.

Also Desmond could easily go “the world didn’t turn red, that’s stained glass”.

He didn’t even think he had a problem until the third time it happened.

The first time it happened, Desmond just assumed he wasn’t paying attention.

The second time it happened, he just assumed he was distracted.

The third time though?

Something was absolutely wrong at that point.

Desmond finally had to admit that this new body of his had a weakness.

“You can’t see glass?”

Desmond nodded, having went to his ancestor to admit his ‘defeat’.

If anyone could understand the woes of having such a, frankly, embarrassing weakness, it would be his ancestor.

But…

Desmond smacked the hand mirror that was offered to him, enjoying the sound of it breaking apart as it hit the ground as he said, “I said glass, not mirror, asshole.”

The grin on his face made Desmond’s feathers bristle.

He forgot his ancestor tended to be an asshole when he wanted to tease him.

[lady-phasma]

Playthings

Feyd-Rautha Harkonnen x his Harpies

One shot but please let me know if I should continue this... I want to but not sure of the direction. Appx. 450 words

Warning: 18+, NSFW, Feyd

Summary: Takes place before the events of Dune 2. Not for everyone. Mostly smut

gif by me

Black eyes gleamed in the dim light, like pools of oil. The Harpies moved with no urgency. They had been fed and were languid. For now. Their naked, pale skin blended together. It was difficult to tell where one ended and another began. Feyd slid between two of them. His naked chest almost as flat-white as their skin. His eyes were heavy-lidded and lustful.

“Mmmmm,” he sounded satisfied through his closed lips. He moved a hand up the thigh of one Harpy as she slid her leg over his belly. He cupped the cheek of another as she gazed down at him. Her black teeth glinted as they caught the light. She smoothed her hand over his head and grazed her nails down his cheek. Her eyes held a look that to any outsider might be misunderstood. Feyd saw adoration, worship. He grinned back at her as he leaned up to kiss her.

It was a slow, intimate kiss at first, then escalated abruptly. The Harpy clawed at his neck. She slid herself on top of him, straddling him, pushing the other off him. That one mewled but moved out of the way obediently. The third writhed in the sudden movement, disturbed. She inched closer to Feyd. Without speaking, he raised his head and she lay sideways beneath him, her belly a pillow for his head.

Feyd’s hands gripped the Harpy’s hips as she slowly rutted against his abdomen. His eyes gleamed, almost intoxicated. Their worship made him feel the way a fight could, high on power. He let the Harpy rub and slide on him. She bent down to lick his chest, over his nipples. Then she pushed herself against his pants and whined. An animalistic sound mixed with human desperation. He had not pleased her. She wanted more.

“Not now, my darling,” he said, gravel and malice in his voice. He slowly reached up and stroked and teased a breast of the Harpy behind him. She gave a satisfied moan and wiggled underneath his head.

The woman who had been so rudely displaced by her sister-concubine cupped Feyd’s cheek and turned him to face her. She licked his lips and teased with the tip of her tongue until his grin faded and his mouth opened for her. He exhaled a quiet moan as she licked around his mouth. She slid her hand down his neck and chest. His eyes half-opened as she moved her hand between the legs of the Harpy on top of him. She pulled back, tongue sliding out and over his upper lip as she watched him stare at her hand. She licked up his jaw and nibbled at his ear.

(now there's a part 2)

[yandere-writer-momo]

I’m currently foaming at the mouth for some Karou Emperor Penguin Harpy x Adelie Penguin Harpy Reader Headcannons (I watched that video and it was absolutely cute, especially the babies, I love baby animals 🥹🥰)

Please feed us Seymour (If you don’t get that reference, it’s 1986 Little Shop of Horrors)

I’m currently giggling and kicking my feet thinking about Child Kaoru as a Baby Penguin 🤭

I feel like my harpy (and fantasy Au’s in general) fascinates the masses. So I can write them real quick.

Yandere Baki Head Canon

Hanayama Kaoru x Older! Reader (Harpy AU)

……………………………………….

Emperor Penguin Hanayama

He was a foolish young chick. He wandered off a lot and picked fights with other penguins since he was much larger than the others, which left him to be respected and feared among his peers

A shame he thought he could take on a giant petrel alone. The older harpy left him covered in deep wounds and probably would have ended his life if you hadn’t appeared… a small Adélie penguin. You fearlessly threw your small body between the petrel and him, which in turn made the petrel flee (no harpy in these frozen wastelands would take on an adelie)

When you turned to check on him, it’s the first time Kaoru ever felt his heart flutter. You were his savior… his future mate. You must care about him if you stepped in to save his life!

Hanayama revels in your care as you assist him back to his colony. He snuggles his body close to yours as you usher him back. He is practically glued to your side

Hanayama won’t let a single penguin insult you for your arrival. Nor will he let anyone try to take you as their mate. He’s decided you’re going to be his

Hanayama chases away all competition and he’s even willing to fight to stay by your side. He doesn’t care that he’s younger. He doesn’t care that you don’t see him as more than just a little sibling, he won’t mate unless it’s with you

The older he gets, there’s no questioning how massive he is compared to the others. He’s intimidating with his various scars. Some from the petrel and others from various battles he’s been in (such as fighting off a rival colony that killed his father). Hanayama is not to be trifled with

And he forced you to stay in his colony with his own power and the various members of his colony. You’re referred to as “the boss’s wife.”

Expect to be dazzled with various pebbles and shells. Hanayama hunts the biggest fish for you and he’s made you the most brilliant of nests. He only collects the very best for you. The size difference doesn’t matter to him

You’re at a point in your life where you know you need to mate or you’ll end up without chicks… so you have no choice but to accept Hanayama’s overbearing affection. He’s practically over the moon when you say yes

Expect him to be with you as much as he physically can. He will be the very best mate and he would never leave you for another… after all, he knows adelies mate for life

[azure-wolf-227]

Quick AU idea set when Eda found King.

As they are escaping the tower, Eda notices the arrow fired by Jean-Luc and moves to shield King, getting impaled through the chest or stomach.

The Titan, who was watching everything, uses some of his power to heal the witch that protected his son and also helps her with her curse.

Eda has her “making peace with the Owl Beast” vision quest then wakes up completely healed and with her new Harpy form. She wonders what happened but not for long because her new look is so awesome!

The Titan’s magic purified the corruption that was draining her magic. So Eda gets to keep her magic and has the Harpy Form, making her much more powerful than in canon.

Eda would keep the Harpy secret as a triumph card, since her magic is more than enough to against Lilith and the Coven Scouts. Though, she might have to reveal it during the season 1 finale.

King may or may not still believe he is the King of Demons. On one hand, not having his horn broken off means he remembers what happened in the island. On the other hand, acting like a little monarch is apparently a Titan thing, according to Bill (though it is debatable if that is even true).

Obviously, episodes where Eda’s curse is prominent like the Intruder, the B-Plot of Escape of the Palisman, the season 1 finale and Keeping Up A-fearances are either scrapped or completely different from canon.

Naming this the “Sacrifice’s Reward” AU because the Titan rewarded Eda for sacrificing herself for his son.

[harpsinfinity]

Okay so, from feeling kinda burnout from all the exams, I'm gonna change my posting schedule. It used to be every other day but I did think about it and that is quite a short amount of time to create genuinely good fics, it does make me feel like I'm rushing myself with a "deadline" like that. I'd rather it be a good read than something rushed (and not proofread) I might make it once a week or something more spaced out like that. As well as having more exams coming in just a month's time I don't know if I'll even have time or motivation to write fics, but if course I'll give it a go because I really enjoy writing, whether it's smut or fluff I enjoy it :))

Thank you for coming to my pep talk

[vivitalks]

more adhd jason grace or die by my sword

[3lliesan]

"She can't keep them all safe, They will die and be afraid."

New idea.

The firsties x Harpy Hare songfic.

Well, considering what they went through, no surprises really.

(I'm just here for first years angst and have more of this banger)

[the-horizon-lounge3041]

Soon✨

[hahskeleton]

Harpy AU Chapter 4: Thanks in Advance

Chapter Word Count: 4,914 (short chapter D:)

Fic Word Count: 21,306

Chapter Summary:

Eclipse sighed with annoyance, “I’m tending to your wounds. If you would sit still, I can do just that.”

“Why are you doing it? Can’t I?” You argued, trying to find a loophole as if it was the one thing you needed right now.

Eclipse raised an eyebrow, “You think you can properly fix every area on your back?”

You stuttered at that, knowing you couldn’t, “Well- I…… no.”

[kenttyy]

Been listening to this song for a while now and Ive already drawn something for it (i dont know how to link im sorry i dont know how this shit works)

Let me tell ya more about the au! I think it fits alternate universe - magical realm

Micheal is the king and he has three children. Nico R., Sebastian and Nico H. He doesnt have a good relationship with Nico R. because he is from his first marriage with a Finn princess which was arranged by the king’s council. Him and Rosberg are really different from each other because Nico is more like his mother and he has absorbed his mother���s magic while he was in the womb. So when he gets sick of Micheal forcing him to be a fire prince he runs away to North, to his mother’s kingdom.

Micheal doesnt have much time with Nico H because Hulk dies at young age. Im thinking about his fire and ice powers being exhausting to his child body. Nico R. and his mother is the same princess. The princess is Mika’s sister. Micheal mourns for him but quickly turns his attention to Sebastian, his one and only true heir according to him.

Sebastian is the one who turned out to be a fire prince just like Micheal and he has been tutored for ages to take over the crown from his father. He deeply cares for his siblings. He still writes some letters to Nico R. to inform him about whats going on and visits Hulk’s tombstone at their sacred garden.

Sebastian is everything to Micheal and when he is on his death bed he gives the crown to him and tells him to thrive just like him. While Micheal was suffering an enemy strikes. Who? Of fucking course Fernando!

Anyways I really like this au and I plan to draw more :D

[sleepy-harper]

in a writing mood,, pick the fic!!! I'll write them in order of votes :3