#harold saxon master

[idkaguyorsomething]

“ap gwilliam was the worst prime minister” doctor. babe. i know why you don’t tell your companions everything at once, but you’re really gonna tell them a bald-faced lie like that. your ex murdered a tenth of earth’s population and immediately turned the entire planet into a hellscape, there is some steep competition here

[jcforsapphics]

"even the prime minister can't walk into unit" "especially the prime minister" yeah doctor who have bad track record with those

[ourtalechara]

If Doctor Who has taught me anything it's that flamboyant men are the most dangerous people that there are

[vhbutter]

With the election coming up and the hopeful annihilation of sunak, it would only be sensible to draw the only Prime Minister that Britain needs

[queen-boudicca]

Character in the next season: hi my name's Harry

The doctor, who has been burned by too many wordplays: your last name isn't arbinger, is it?

New character: huh? No, it's not

The doctor: oh thank god

New character: it's Saxon; why do you ask?

[theangelshavethephonebox]

"Thirty Months of Madness": Chapter Thirteen: Sweep me Off My Feet

Here, we look at how the Master got the wound, some good old fashioned Doctor-Master Time War angst, and Lucy getting to enjoy the power she deserves.

[how-masterful]

"Roger ap Gwilliam, the most dangerous prime minister in history" MOTHERFUCKER HAROLD SAXON??? HELLO??? BRO YOU WERE THERE

[thejinxmaster]

David Tennant: 3

Prime Ministers: 0

[iconsumethesoulsofthedamned]

I love it when gay people

[gray32x]

i can’t stop thinking about this page from a dr who book i found

[thekingofspin]

At least If we voted saxon he'd try and help the NHS

[thewildwoodpigeon]

idk about you but i can forgive the master for what he did in the end of time. my man was just hungry

[worstwolverinesbf]

tens not even shocked by the fact that the masters prime minister but he’s shocked he’s got a wife

[incorrectquotesconaisseur]

for me, harold saxon and the master are very different flavours of babygirl and wildly different shades of homosexual. harold saxon is gay and homophobic. the master would call you slurs for fun but still call you by the right pronouns. they're not the same.

[thoscheienjoyer]

Maybe it's a good thing the Master died before time lord victorious happened, he would have made out with the Doctor so hard the show would have to be changed to rated r

[icarusredwings]

Im just gonna leave this here for the people who dont understand simmten. This is bassically them.

Spoilers+ class ahead.

Hello, welcome to my 'is that simm?' Class where I'll be teaching you about the difference between sax and simm master. Yes, I know it's confusing for your tinylittle brain, but this is not Saxon master.

This is saxon master.

No, I dont care that his name is harold saxon. Because we needed a way to tell the twink and the dilf apart. Two different guys, you see?

(They're literally the same guy, but stfu, im teaching you ungreatful swine. Quite down in the back!)

This is Simm. He's a bit of a weirdo.

This is also Simm. He's even more of a weirdo.

And this is collard simm. He's different from the other simms because he has a collar. This makes the Simm feel obligated to bite. So beware of that. Wild simms should never be approached, but if you're able to collar one, you can train him with entire rotisserie chickens.

Ones on cocaine, ones on heroin, ones on both. You decide which is which.

The older one is on Xanax and technecally killed him- herself(?) I like to think it was therapeutic for him in a way.

Anyway ‼️

Thanks for coming to my class. For your home work I want you to write an essay about what you learned. Itll be 80% of your grade.