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pandagirl45 · 1 year ago

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Interviewer: who is your favorite parent?

Au miles: dad but pop build me a nest

Morgan: both

Ultron: pop because he takes me out for rides but dad likes helping me cook

Riri: both, they are both smart in their own ways

Harley: pop trains me when he can and dad well, I mean he let me off the hook with homework

Anna: as long as they both don't get hurt or die, I'm happy

Interview:...who dad and pop?

All the gremlins: both

Interviewer: -_-

Tony: *wheezes laughing* we are dap

Bucky: pad even *laughing*

Interviewer:...chaos

#tony stark #bucky barnes #winteriron #their billion kids #ultron is their child #riri williams #harley keener #harley is a little shit #tony stark x bucky barnes #ultron rogue and morgan are siblings #morgan stark is their child #au miles morales #lol this is chaotic

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luckyfox3000 · 11 months ago

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DC X DP PROMT #16

Well hello there my beloved internet strangers! New promt!

Bruce needed a drink. Several bottles worth in fact. Maybe he should call Harley. Have a night out, actually listen to his college friend and let loose.

Or. Or he could deal with the issue at hand. His apparent sort-of-uncle-but-not-really.

Adopted into the wayne family at the age of 11, Danny Fenton soon became Danny Wayne, brother of Thomas Wayne.

Not much was heard about this Wayne after the adoption, and not many cared. Until now.

Bruce had recently received a letter from his lawyer that they found an additional peice to his father's will, hidden in another vault.

Danny Wayne was to be found and given the list of non-descript items. Within the letter that was found there was a single address written, labeled to belong to one Danny Wayne.

...

That's it, Bruce was calling Harley. He'd leave it to Alfred to inform the kids about their sort-of-uncle-but-not-really.

Feel free to add on or use!

#dc x dp #lucky_fox #dcxdp #dc x dp prompt #dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #dp x dc prompt #dpxdc #dc x dp crossover #batfam #Wayne family secrets #Immortal Danny #danny fenton is a little shit #Bruce really needs that drink #Harley's pouring him bottles while painting his nails #Bruce is so done with this shit

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weirdo-from-bonesborough · 9 months ago

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Arkham Knight!Jason and Joker Junior!Tim and Dicky Boy!Dick and Birds of Prey Movie!Cass learn they’re all siblings in other worlds and create the most dysfunctional group of anti-heroes known to mankind. Even worse than the suicide squad because the suicide squad had actual goals whereas these guys just have “steal shit” and maybe “kidnap Batman and Joker and decide which one is our father and which one we should kill”

#Harley swings by battingson’s manor and says ‘my daughtah whose also your daughtah just ran off with her brudders which are your sons #and also maybe by son that little guy called me mom’#leo says shit #batfam #i know movie Harley’s Batman is batflek but battingson’s like the only Batman without any joker trauma who would make the situation worse #jason todd #dick grayson #cassandra cain #tim drake #arkham knight #joker junior #joker jr #Harley Quinn movie #birds of prey movie #bop movie #as always: blanket permission to use this idea just give credit and tag me :)

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ahfrickenfrick · 25 days ago

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dick: one time i gangnam styled too hard that i threw up

jason: ???

dick: bruce REALLY hated that song so of course 15 year old me took that fact and ran, anyways harley thought it was hilarious she joined IN mid fight

dick: …i was benched for a month but it was so worth it

#dick grayson the man that you are #based off something my sibling told me #gangnam style #dc comics #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect quotes #dc #batman #batfamily #dick grayson #jason todd #harley quinn #dc robin #dick grayson is a little shit

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coolcoolcoolbutwtf · 8 months ago

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Part2 of incorrect quotes from this.

Trixter(Danny) walking: jingle jingle*

JJ (Tim): Why do you keep wearing that old costume still? It's so impractical I mean you have so many bells it's loud and distracting.

Trixter(Danny) who got Harley's old prototype costume and wasn't allowed to take the bells off in the beginning.Has now been wearing it to spit a regretting joker: *shrugs while smiling a pointy teethed cheshire cat smile.

Trixter(Danny) before Tim "joining": *jingle jingle*

Joker in the distance screaming: why didn't I just burn that retched thing when I had the chance!?

The costume in question below.

#incorrect quotes #jester danny #dpxdc #joker junior #tim drake #trixter #jester demon Danny #This isn't actually Harley's prototype costume.#I know but I thought it was a fun idea for Danny to have gotten Harley's old retired costume #It was taken on one adventure and then never again because of the bells and it being white and black instead of red.#danny is a little shit #Trixter is a little shit #it has 19 bells that all jingle

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crybabycinna · 6 months ago

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Harley finding out Jason is dead again

Harley: AINT NO BODY TELL ME NOTHING! *shaking the shit out of Bruce*

Jason: Harley I was dead for five seconds I’m ok

Harley: oh….

Bruce: I’ve been trying to tell you that for an hour now

Harley: grief is a hard thing to process Brucie

#batman #jason todd #red hood #batfam #bruce wayne #best girl harley #harley quinn is best girl #harley quinn phd #harleen quinzel #harleenfrancesquinzel #harley quinn #jason todd is a little shit #dc jason todd #dc bruce wayne

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juney-blues · 2 months ago

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I should fire more rent lowering gunshots on here I think.

I'm thinking about how one of my friends had a whole twitter harassment campaign against her, because of some honestly completely fucking innocuous art she drew on her nsfw alt

and how, even though of course none of this was her fault and she deserved fuckin' none of it, she was, paradoxically, atleast partially in a position to be harassed in the first place, because her sfw online space was so broadly inoffensive.

how people who drew things that could actually be considered problematic, would never be harassed like she was, because the kinda people who would harass someone for months, over something that's only gross if you squint and *really* stretch your imagination, wouldn't be following someone in the first place if they were brazenly posting incest and dubcon and all that other stuff, out in the open with no shame.

just something i'm thinkin' about.

#juney.txt #i do wonder just a little #how long it is until someone who isn't chill finds one of my alts and there is an honest to god callout post about me lmao #been noticing a lot of... what i can only describe as Twitter Teenagers #in my notifications for the art i post on twitter sometimes #like shit how long until these people find out i draw jade harley knot on the reg #and this audience of bloodthirsty children i've accidentally cultivated by posting homestuck art sometimes #picks me as the trans woman du jour who's life they wanna make miserable #lmao

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skittle-is-little · 7 months ago

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i lobe drawing at skool

also trans fem tav for the win 🏳️‍⚧️

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cure-typhoon · 28 days ago

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Karkat wanting to say to his kids that "AT YOUR AGE I WASN'T THIS DISRESPECTFUL" but stopping because Jade is looking deep into his eyes with a look that just says "You finish that sentence and i'm telling them EVERYTHING about how bad you we're as a teen" and shutting the fuck up

#his kids are a punishment from god (me) for being such a little shit when he was younger #homestuck #karkat vantas #jade harley #earth c au

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poisonousquinzel · 10 months ago

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ngl real missed opportunity by DC to let Harley and Mr. Freeze become friends during her primary villain arc (btas or other) cause tbh I can't imagine he'd enjoy sitting in his cell listening to Joker brag about all the ways he's cruel, abusive and uncaring towards Harley, a woman who loves him, while Victor's entire goal is to save his wife who he loves dearly ya know ???? and it's not like all of them haven't been locked up together, the other rogues Know. Joker's not like most abusers who try to keep it behind closed doors, he's very public with his abuse.

And just that feeling of like "I am doing everything I can to save my wife, I have become a criminal and have done awful things in the name of love and I just want nothing more than to have her back and You Have Someone Who Loves You That Much, That Much To Become A Criminal As Well And You Repay That Love By ABUSING HER."

#i know next to nothing about mr freeze so i may be wrong but i like to think im right #the temptations to include more of the rogues gallery in my ''Ivy Finds Out About The Ending Of Mad Love'' fic rewrite #((((((which i have not forgot about skdnksks i am Slow with things but like the og is a little over 4k #and ive got about a smidge into contents of the og chapter 2 and its already almost 7k so hopefully it'll be worth it #the wait that is #skdndkksksks #/// but like that quote joker says in the assault on arkham movie #''haha women amirite officer? cant live with em cant kick em out of a moving car''#like he probably absolutely just says shit like that cause he thinks no one is going to stand up to him #(well he probably would reframe if Ivy was also around but ya know if not)#harley quinn #harleen quinzel #dc comics #victor freeze #mr freeze #tw abuse mention #tw clown boy #mentioned at least

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pandagirl45 · 2 years ago

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Harley: hey, bucky

Bucky: hm?

Harley: you and Tony give me lemon and grapefruit vibes

Bucky: *painfully confused*

Harley: *walks away*

Bucky:...*researches it but then mortified and embarrassed by the double meaning*

#tony stark #bucky barnes #winteriron #citrus ratings #lol who remembers lemon #because i do #silly thoughts #harley is a little shit #harley keener

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littlefankingdom · 9 months ago

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Harley Quinn: Nah. He's not Batman. He just kind of wishes he was.

Jason Todd: I AM Batman

Lucy (Harley's daughter): That's a little tragic.

Harley Quinn: I know, right?

- Jason "I will not be Batman but also I want to be Batman" being call out by Harley Quinn in Injustice 2

#jason todd #harley quinn #harleen quinzel #injustice 2 #my ramblings #dc comics #the way Jason wants to be Batman but also will deny it to hell and back??? Good shit #it's about how he respects and likes Batman but also has complicated feelings toward Batman #and also maybe the wish he was like Bruce and not who he is #it's the same shit in the Arkhamverse with the little bat ear on his helmet #and it's not to tarnish Batman's rep that he dresses like him he actually just wants to be Batman #he is in his “I just can't wait to be king” era

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starscelly · 6 months ago

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certified d partner moment

dal@col 05.13.24 | round 2 game 4

#'good shit' it looks like miro says lol #he gazes at him. in such a way. that is driving me insane a little lol #miro heiskanen #thomas harley #455 #dallas stars #stars lb #cel gifs #scp24

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yellowgaloshes · 6 months ago

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this is so fucked up

#uh #batjokes #batman #the joker #harley quinn #except theyre all sketched like shit on my gay little phone <3 #im sorry....m cough... im.. all out of the good funny hahhas.....cousgh.... its only this now......... forever.........................

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moomoocowmaid · 11 months ago

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The skill of crafting one-liners is both a curse and a blessing in this dog eat dog world.

#irl harley excerpt #literally #freaky #goofy #silly goose #lol #silly goofy mood #evil #me devouring #original post #silly little guy #haha #funny #text post #freak #humor #textpost #shit post #shitpost

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random-sparks-98 · 1 year ago

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Divorced. Beheaded. Died. Divorced. Beheaded. Survived. Tonight, Gotham, We Are LIVE! (3905 words) by Sparky441 Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Batman - All Media Types Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Characters: Dick Grayson, Barbara Gordon, Jason Todd, Tim Drake, Stephanie Brown, Cassandra Cain, Duke Thomas, Damian Wayne, Harleen Quinzel, Pamela Isley, Edward Nygma, Jonathan Crane, Oswald Cobblepot, Harvey Dent, Selina Kyle, Bruce Wayne, Alfred Pennyworth Additional Tags: Chaotic Batfamily (DCU), Tired Parent Bruce Wayne, Crazy Gotham City, Inspired by Six the musical, Crack Treated Seriously, Life in Gotham City (DCU), Gotham City Rogues, It's Halloween Folks, Dick and Harley are on the same wavelength, Chaotic Harleen Quinzel, Chaotic Dick Grayson, Jason Todd Being a Little Shit, bat kids being little shits, Dick Grayson Being a Little Shit, Stephanie Brown Being a Little Shit, Tim Drake Being a Little Shit, Duke Thomas is a Batfamily Member, Duke Thomas Being a Little Shit, Damian Wayne is a Little Shit, Cassandra Cain Being a Little Shit, BAMF Barbara Gordon, chaotic selina kyle, I'd love to say, no beta we die like robins, but there was actually some beta so-, some beta we come back like robins

Summary: Dick bursts into the room. “I’ve just had the Greatest Idea for a group costume this year!!!”

Jason glances over from where he’s holding Damian’s katana out of reach. “Will it fuck with Bruce?”

Dick grins widely. “Of course!”

The assembled bat kids all share a maniacal grin. ”Say no more. We’re in.”

–🦇–

Meanwhile, across Gotham:

Harley bursts into the room. “I’ve just had the Greatest Idea for a group costume this year!!!”

Ivy looks up from the plant she was tending to. “Will it fuck with the bat?”

Harley grins widely. “Of course!”

The assembled rouges all share a maniacal grin. “Say no more. We’re in.”

–🦇–

Meanwhile, in the Batcave:

Bruce shudders as a sudden chill runs down his spine. He brushes it off and turns back to the case file he’s working on. It must be the normal coldness of the cave.

Surely not something else.

Summary:

Dick bursts into the room.

“I’ve just had the Greatest Idea for a group costume this year!!!”

Jason glances over from where he’s holding Damian’s katana out of reach. “Will it fuck with Bruce?”

Dick grins widely. “Of course!”

The assembled bat kids all share a maniacal grin. ”Say no more. We’re in.”

–🦇–

Meanwhile, across Gotham:

Harley bursts into the room.

“I’ve just had the Greatest Idea for a group costume this year!!!”

Ivy looks up from the plant she was tending to. “Will it fuck with the bat?”

Harley grins widely. “Of course!”

The assembled rouges all share a maniacal grin. “Say no more. We’re in.”

–🦇–

Meanwhile, in the Batcave.

Bruce shudders as a sudden chill runs down his spine. He brushes it off and turns back to the case file he’s working on. It must be the normal coldness of the cave.

Surely not something else.

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