#harley elton

[curiousb]

The Elton Family Album: Volume XIV

Chase has become a regular fixture in Ellen's life.

And is there to welcome Olivia and Elliot's second child to Merybury. Hello, Philippa! Named after her deceased grandfather, of course.

Elliot has yet to meet his new daughter. He's been dispatched to lay Harley to rest, and in so doing bumps into his brother-in-law Ambrose. Seeing a chance to build some bridges, Elliot tries to engage him in conversation. Ambrose, however, still hasn't forgotten how Elliot humiliated his family, and has no time for him - Olivia might have forgiven her now-husband, but he certainly hasn't!

The pet cemetery is a regular hunting ground for the Unsavory Charlatan - he has no respect for the dead! Poor unsuspecting Edward!

Impatient Olivia has take surprisingly well to motherhood, and is currently embracing her role.

Although it's good to see the little ones growing up.

~ Virgo 6 / 3 / 10 / 7 / 3

~ Adventurous / Equestrian

~ OTH: Nature

And while she has been happy to continue the family line, two tots are quite enough, thank you, and it's time to start progressing her career plans.

Especially as their oldest child Phineas is becoming more independent by the day.

~ Scorpio 4 / 3 / 10 / 4 / 3

~ Slob / Dog Person / Computer Whiz

~ OTH: Games

~ Favourite Colour(s): Orange

Ellen is also making some changes in her life. Interestingly, neither she nor Philip ever felt the need to put their relationship on a more formal footing, so something is different with her new love Chase - perhaps just the fact that neither of them is getting any younger!

But cruelly, her intuition was correct, and their newfound happiness is snatched away from them almost immediately!

Poor Ellen - it really does seem most unfair that she's been deprived of companionship twice in her elder years!

[martyrbat]

batman and harley quinn #4

harvey singing duets at random karaoke bars is actually so dear to me....

[dipstar1489]

Gotham Villains Headcanons

Got a couple of warnings. I won’t go into detail about the triggering topics, but best to get them out of the way now: references to death (specifically murder), mention of abuse, and a reference to cancer.

The Gotham villains are only famous in Gotham, so whenever a tourist questions why a circus clown is the greatest villain, you can bet that Joker would personally go after you and make it clear his a force not to reckon with.

Most of the villains have a bit of a friendly rivalry with the Bat Family. Like, both sides would ABSOLUTELY destroy the other, but if one side would come to battle while obviously severely injured or isn’t in the mindset to fight, the other would call it quits and wait to battle them till side one gets better. Joker used to have this relationship with Batman up till Joker mercilessly damaging the Robins some time before he killed Jason.

Joker can be actually funny and he crimes would be hilarious if not the circumstances.

Riddler and Joker meet at a puzzle competition before they became evil and the Joker won by cheating hence Riddler’s hatred for Joker.

Joker’s first and most consistent crime he commits is identity fraud and even he doesn’t remember his true name. The only thing that’s consistent is that he ran away from home, but the circumstances are always shifting.

Penguin, Riddler and Bane work together. Penguin is the owner of the club, Riddler rigs the games and Bane is the bouncer. Bane is also Penguin and Riddler’s third wheel.

Penguin hates Catwoman because of she’s a cat lady. No other reason.

Penguin will always close his business for a week while he mourns the extinction of a bird.

Penguin would 100% buy Elton John’s bird outfit if given the chance. Riddler poked fun at him for wanting such a ridiculous costume, until Penguin brought out the spandex, to which shut Riddler up quickly.

Penguin has been referred to as Mary Poppins way too many times and he owns it.

Never hurt or insult a bird in front of Penguin or you’ll be his number one target. Doesn’t matter if it’s a rubber duck, he’ll go after you.

Most villains are an activist and will actively defend their cause. Poison Ivy with nature, Harley and Two-Face with abuse survivors, Penguin for birds conservation, Catwoman with animal shelters (cats are just her specialty), Mr. Freeze with ending cancer and global warming, and Riddler with mental health.

Two-Face and Catwoman would occasionally play with kittens together in their free time.

Harley Quinn as bat family’s personal therapist with the family using their hero names. For example, first name Night and last name Wing.

Harley is basically the villains’ therapist as well and overcharges her clients if they personally offend her whether it be murder or killing one of Ivy’s plants. The only person Harley will outright refuse her service to is Joker and that’s because she knows what that asshole can do.

Jason sees Harley and Ivy as aunts if they become allies and he will call them in when Bruce disagrees with him, resulting in a chaotic coparenting system of “Well everyone’s gonna blow out someone’s brains eventually,” “Not when we’re trying to order a chicken sandwich Harley!”

[einsteinsugly]

Jackie and Hyde, as Old Boomers.

'Til death do they part. They're just hangin' out, listening to Zeppelin and Elton John. Playing some chess, goin' bowling. Riding on a Harley, going shopping. The grandkids think they're cool, and Jackie spoils them rotten.

Jackie comes in, with a bunch of shopping bags, and Hyde groans.

Jackie: I know, money doesn't buy happiness, but can't I spoil our grandkids?

Hyde looks in the bag, and there's a pair of Jimmy Choos.

Jackie: Can't I spoil myself sometimes, Steven? It's called self-care!

Hyde sighs.

[glimmerlofsea]

Billy Hargrove x Reader

MASTERLIST

CLUMSY

Warning : Mentions of alcoholism, drunk!reader, slut shaming, mature!billy I guess?

WC; 1,5k+

#TALKISSA; okay.. soo talkissa is like a summary of this story. And this story is about you getting drunk because a lot of guys breaking your heart (most of the times), then you go to a bar, make a mess, the manager kicks you out of the bar, and he pity you.

It always ends like this. You've dated a lot of guy this year, but none of the guys really love you. You met this guy, Harley, his name, he was the most precious thing you ever had, until... He said he wanted to end all of your relationships by whatever name they were.

That certainly affects your little heart which is often occupied by mad men who go and come back as they please, but Harley? At first you sympathized, you understood that maybe it was because of how boring you were that he decided to end your relationship. But when a girl approaches him, no lie, her style looks like a striper, and they share a hot kiss in front of you, you immediately grab Harley and slap him hard.

What made you even more sick was that day was supposed to be the day you celebrated your first mensive, you didn't hesitate to cursing him with all the insults that came out of your mouth, but Harley wasn't as gentle as you knew him, he threw several harsh words at you, like "She's a better slut than you, I'm sick of the excuse 'I'm not ready' when I'm so ready to touch you. Maybe you want to learn to be a slut with my new girlfriend, huh, Y/N?"

For all eternity you will really sew his mouth so you can't hear his voice anymore, the changes shown by Harley make you sad and angry, you decide to free your mind,

It was the winter of 1990, you forgot to bring your coat when you wanted to go to Harley, so you were forced to walk to a bar without a coat or warm clothes.

Things are going smoothly, you are drunk as usual, you are a strong and reliable drunkard but this time you feel very dizzy,

"Huh?" You groaned holding your forehead, "Sir, this is not my order," you said to the bartender but he was busy dealing with other customers, you held your glass and your stomach started to hurt.

"Wine and beer." You're rambling.

Oh, you tried that combination once and it didn't end well. Whatever the origin of wine and beer. Your eyes are shadowy, as if someone else just took over your body.

Here you are, constantly shouting "More!" To the bartender, some of the customers were already uncomfortable with your overly enthusiastic attitude, but you responded to their cynical looks by saying, "What's up with me?! I need some fun in my lifeeeeee! Let's party, my peopleee!"

But this actually makes it worse, they make fun of you even more, but in your drunken state with flushed cheeks you can't properly digest their gazes or words.

Suddenly you catch a band that is going to perform at the bar, you immediately get up from your chair, carrying your small bag and walking in a daze, who knows where.

You chuckled to yourself silly and went up to the stage, the light was directed at you, at first you covered your face with your hands, but seeing the people shout made you lower your hands and start smiling. Even though the shout was to make you leave the stage.

You looked at the band behind you, "Don't go breaking my heart by Elton John—"

A hand reaches out for you, you see the bar guards with their sunglasses and their tight black suits, “Ma’am, you can’t—” You hit them with your bag, a little afraid of them directly touching you, “Don’t touch meee!!! You just like him!!"

You threw your bag at the guard, "Pervert!" With incomplete awareness, you whine, "I just want to be loved. Can't you understandddd?"

The bodyguard frowned, almost seeing all the madness in you, while the audience started recording and burst into laughter at your drunken form, you looked at them and waved your hand,

You looked at the band again, "Don't go breaking my heart by Elton John, please."

Not yet approved, you have snatched a man's microphone and started singing the lyrics from the song Don't go Breaking my heart by Elton John,

"Right from the stArt, I gaVe you My hEaRt! Oh-oh I Give you my heaRtt!!" In a slurred and off key tone you sing while whining, remembering Harley, John, Logan, Carlos who wasted your love just for their lust.

You sat on the floor of the stage and started crying, this time really crying, tears came out of your eyes, "I'm an adult, I should get marrieeeddd!! God, pleaseee give me a sign of my future husband."

As soon as someone pulled you to your feet, you immediately stood up because of how strong his hands were to pull you up from the floor. There you saw a man with a neat mullet hairstyle and neatly dressed in a navy blue jacket.

This is it. This is the sign! He's your future husband.

You screamed hysterically and hugged him, "My future husband! God, thank you for letting my wish has come true!"

The man pushed you gently, his face looked angry and you didn't know why he was so angry, he said something to his bodyguard but you couldn't hear clearly.

"... Yes, Boss." That's all the guard said, then he left you guys.

Boss. He must be the manager of this bar! The manager takes you away from the crowd—or rather kicks you out of the bar.

You kept whining for him to let you go but instead he didn't listen to your words, until you were outside his bar using the back door,

"My baaggg!!!" You whine. Again.

He gave you your bag and put it over your head,

You squinted your eyes to see the figure more clearly, but to no avail, all you felt was dizziness and a strange feeling in your stomach.

"Listen, ma'am. We understand that your problem is important to you, but it's only important to you, not to my customers. With a heavy heart—"

You held your stomach and turned yourself in another direction, your head hit the trash can there, making you immediately feel all the contents of the combination of alcohol in your stomach.

What you don't know is that honestly Manager Hargrove was confused about what to do, of course he had seen this happen, but only in his room when he was fucking a girl from a party. He decided to stroke your back with one hand and use the other hand to pull your hair so it wouldn't get stained with vomit.

He's certainly be sick over, but he also annoys why he should care about you.

You landed yourself on the surface, in the snow that was scattered there, you pulled your snot from your nose which was already very red, then you whined, "Is all I want too much to ask??" You looked at the Manager,

He sighed, "I'm giving you time to-" You immediately pulled him to sit next to you.

"All I want is for someone to love me as much as I love them. But that never happens. I hate men but I hate myself who seems to feel like I need their attention and love. When I give them a chance they start to just be clear want my body." You talk as if nothing can stop you.

You looked at him who was already looking at you, "Can you understand me?"

Before he could answer you started acting up, you smiled maniacally and started pinching his two cheeks, "You're soooo adorable, my future husband!"

"You know? A few minutes before you found me I asked for a sign about my future husband! And God immediately gave it to me!" You exclaimed in joy while he just wrinkled his nose in pain. As far as he wants to let go of your pinch but this time he will let a girl vent to him.

You released your pinch and placed a short kiss on his cheek, you showed your sweet smile, "I will love you. And I hope you will love me too."

With that, your head fell on his shoulder, like his shoulders had their own attraction for you to perch on, and you already felt comfortable, even in a state that wasn't fully conscious.

On the other hand, the manager, Billy Hargrove still silent about your attitude, he didn't know what he felt but it was like an electric shock struck him. She will love me? What he thought was one of those moments that Billy never saw coming.

There are no "I love you" words used by anyone in his life properly, even his mother who ultimately left him, but with you, the girl he just met? He's been swept away.

Author Note : I WILL DEFINITELY MAKE A SECOND PART OF THIS!!! Idk why, but why am I blushing reading my own story?! akansjsjjswkwk, and I hope youre blushing too, ayy??? ... ♡ in a second part, maybe there is Max!!! I'M EXCITED, ARE YOU???

[livslunaticdamiansdisciple18]

B.M.F. (Be My First) #'s 1-50

Edge

Rey Mysterio

PCO

Blake Christian

Will Ospreay

Deaner

Drew McIntyre

Hank Walker

Alex Reynolds

Taya Valkyrie

Bronson

Oleg Prudius

Becky Lynch

Courtney Taylor

Roxanne Perez

Mandy Rose

Max Caster

Joe Gacy

“Hangman” Adam Page

Tony Nese

Brie Bella

Michin (Mia Yim)

Cherry

Francine

Christian Cage

Ari (Ariya) Daivari

Piper Niven

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Hikaru Shida

Luke Harper

Lee Moriarty

Jason Hotch

Seth ‘Freakin’ Rollins

Skye Blue

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Maxxine Dupri

Nia Jax

Tyler Bate

Harley Cameron

Luna Vachon

Jazz

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Chad Gable

Andrade El Idolo

Brock Lesnar

Brian Myers

Elton Prince

Shawn Michaels

Nikkita Lyons

Evil Uno

[eludin-realm]

Character Name Ideas (Male)

So I've been browsing through BehindTheName (great resource!) recently and have compiled several name lists. Here are some names, A-Z, that I like. NOTE: If you want to use any of these please verify sources, meanings etc, I just used BehindTheName to browse and find all of these. Under the cut:

A: Austin, Aiden, Adam, Alex, Angus, Anthony, Archie, Argo, Ari, Aric, Arno, Atlas, August, Aurelius, Alexei, Archer, Angelo, Adric, Acarius, Achilou, Alphard, Amelian, Archander B: Bodhi, Bastian, Baz, Beau, Beck, Buck, Basil, Benny, Bentley, Blake, Bowie, Brad, Brady, Brody, Brennan, Brent, Brett, Brycen C: Cab, Cal, Caden, Cáel, Caelan, Caleb, Cameron, Chase, Carlos, Cooper, Carter, Cas, Cash, Cassian, Castiel, Cedric, Cenric, Chance, Chandler, Chaz, Chad, Chester, Chet, Chip, Christian, Cillian, Claude, Cicero, Clint, Cody, Cory, Coy, Cole, Colt, Colton, Colin, Colorado, Colum, Conan, Conrad, Conway, Connor, Cornelius, Creed, Cyneric, Cynric, Cyrano, Cyril, Cyrus, Crestian, Ceric D: Dallas, Damien, Daniel, Darach, Dash, Dax, Dayton, Denver, Derek, Des, Desmond, Devin, Dewey, Dexter, Dietrich, Dion, Dmitri, Dominic, Dorian, Douglas, Draco, Drake, Drew, Dudley, Dustin, Dusty, Dylan, Danièu E: Eadric, Evan, Ethan, Easton, Eddie, Eddy, Einar, Eli, Eilas, Eiljah, Elliott, Elton, Emanuel, Emile, Emmett, Enzo, Erik, Evander, Everett, Ezio F: Faolán, Faron, Ferlin, Felix, Fenrir, Fergus, Finley, Finlay, Finn, Finnian, Finnegan, Flint, Flip, Flynn, Florian, Forrest, Fritz G: Gage, Gabe, Grady, Grant, Gray, Grayson, Gunnar, Gunther, Galahad H: Hale, Harley, Harper, Harvey, Harry, Huey, Hugh, Hunter, Huxley I: Ian, Ianto, Ike, Inigo, Isaac, Isaias, Ivan, Ísak J: Jack, Jacob, Jake, Jason, Jasper, Jax, Jay, Jensen, Jed, Jeremy, Jeremiah, Jesse, Jett, Jimmie, Jonas, Jonas, Jonathan, Jordan, Josh, Julien, Jovian, Jun, Justin, Joseph, Joni, K: Kaden, Kai, Kale, Kane, Kaz, Keane, Keaton, Keith, Kenji, Kenneth, Kent, Kevin, Kieran, Kip, Knox, Kris, Kristian, Kyle, Kay, Kristján, Kristófer L: Lamont, Lance, Landon, Lane, Lars, László, Laurent, Layton, Leander, Leif, Leo, Leonidas, Leopold, Levi, Lewis, Louie, Liam, Liberty, Lincoln, Linc, Linus, Lionel, Logan, Loki, Lucas, Lucian, Lucio, Lucky, Luke, Luther, Lyall, Lycus, Lykos, Lyle, Lyndon, Llewellyn, Landri, Laurian, Lionç M: Major, Manny, Manuel, Marcus, Mason, Matt, Matthew, Matthias, Maverick, Maxim, Memphis, Midas, Mikko, Miles, Mitch, Mordecai, Mordred, Morgan, Macari, Maïus, Maxenci, Micolau, Miro N: Nate, Nathan, Nathaniel, Niall, Nico, Niels, Nik, Noah, Nolan, Niilo, Nikander, Novak, O: Oakley, Octavian, Odin, Orlando, Orrick, Ǫrvar, Othello, Otis, Otto, Ovid, Owain, Owen, Øyvind, Ozzie, Ollie, Oliver, Onni P: Paisley, Palmer, Percival, Percy, Perry, Peyton, Phelan, Phineas, Phoenix, Piers, Pierce, Porter, Presley, Preston, Pacian Q: Quinn, Quincy, Quintin R: Ragnar, Raiden, Ren, Rain, Rainier, Ramos, Ramsey, Ransom, Raul, Ray, Roy, Reagan, Redd, Reese, Rhys, Rhett, Reginald, Remiel, Remy, Ridge, Ridley, Ripley, Rigby, Riggs, Riley, River, Robert, Rocky, Rokas, Roman, Ronan, Ronin, Romeo, Rory, Ross, Ruairí, Rufus, Rusty, Ryder, Ryker, Rylan, Riku, Roni S: Sammie, Sammy, Samuel, Samson, Sanford, Sawyer, Scout, Seán, Seth, Sebastian, Seymour, Shane, Shaun, Shawn, Sheldon, Shiloh, Shun, Sid, Sidney, Silas, Skip, Skipper, Skyler, Slade, Spencer, Spike, Stan, Stanford, Sterling, Stevie, Stijn, Suni, Sylvan, Sylvester T: Tab, Tad, Tanner, Tate, Tennessee, Tero, Terrance, Tevin, Thatcher, Tierno, Tino, Titus, Tobias, Tony, Torin, Trace, Trent, Trenton, Trev, Trevor, Trey, Troy, Tripp, Tristan, Tucker, Turner, Tyler, Ty, Teemu U: Ulric V: Valerius, Valor, Van, Vernon, Vespasian, Vic, Victor, Vico, Vince, Vinny, Vincent W: Wade, Walker, Wallis, Wally, Walt, Wardell, Warwick, Watson, Waylon, Wayne, Wes, Wesley, Weston, Whitley, Wilder, Wiley, William, Wolfe, Wolfgang, Woody, Wulfric, Wyatt, Wynn X: Xander, Xavier Z: Zachary, Zach, Zane, Zeb, Zebediah, Zed, Zeke, Zeph, Zaccai

[0dde11eth]

List of Halloween costumes jaskier has definitely worn:

• Harley Quinn (geralt was the joker)

• Batman (he made Geralt dress up as robin)

• Two person costume of a horse. Geralt insisted. eventually jaskier gave in because he got to stare at geralts ass the whole time

• Wanted to be a cowboy one year but geralt wouldn't let him wear assless chaps

• Edward Cullen so he could be covered in sparkles. Geralt had to be a shirtless Jacob

• Dr fraken furter. He made geralt be rocky horror with the little gold booty shorts

• A sexy cat. Basically Lingerie with cat ears (was the tail a butt plug or clip on, he'll never tell). Geralt wore cat ears only, jaskier snuck some whiskers on him after he got drunk

• Elton john in fully glory. Geralt was his body guard.

• Tinkerbell. Geralt was captain hook

• Slinky dog from toy story. Until jaskier wanders too many times and the slinky connecting them snaps

• Pirates! The entire night jaskier makes obnoxious puns and dirty jokes which get worse as the night continues. (Come plunder my booty! Seamen on the poop deck!)

[vintagelacerosette]

Macy's Tag game Tuesday ✨️

Done on a Wednesday ✨️Tag game by the effervescent Macy @celestialmickey & i was also tagged by these dazzling sweethearts Evie @energievie Nosho @ creepkinginc Jay @surviving-maybe Harvey @mikhailoisbaby Willow @ian-galagher Vey @look-i-love-u Donna @sleepyfacetoughguy Lyds @ardent-fox Harley @tellmegoodbye Paola @ mishervellous Carolie @shinygalaxyperson Julissa @heymrspatel thanks loves ❤️

Something you drank today: Water 💧

Something you ate today: Don't come for me pls i really took too long to get ready for Mr John even lmao I'll get something one my way to work promise!

Something you watched recently: A youtube video ranking all the disney channel theme songs 🎶

Something that brings you joy: My niece, it being the year of the rabbit, going back to my old work & seeing my old workmates & having 5 hour shift at work & getting paid soooo much better lol 💖

Something you’re excited for: I got quite a few things! I'm watching Elton John in concert tonight!! 🎤 it's pay day & I'm seeing Daniel Howell on Sat!! 🎫 Watch party with gallabitches 👩‍💻 & gallacrafts 🖌

Something you’ve never done but want to try: Writing full fledge fanfics for gallavich 💕

Something you’re good at: Being empathic, making people laugh & imagining fic stories lol

Something you’re learning: Painting with acrylics & digital art 🎨

Something you want: To meet all of you & a cute mechanical keyboard

Something you need: To add more physical activity in my routine & to get off my booty & get my red Ps on my driver's licence

Something people don’t know about you:

I have an anime figurine collection that's still in boxes bc i haven't the space yet to display them lol

I'm tagging these starlights @mrsinistertype @jomilky @stocious @whatwouldmickeydo @bekkachaos @ deathclassic @grabmyboner @iero @adakechi @darthvaders-wife @you-are-so-much-better-than-that @lalazeewrites @captainjowl @lizelandre @gallavichgeek @psychicskulldamage @gardenerian @sunoficarus @whatthebodygraspsnot @abundanceofnots @rereadanon @abundanceofnots @imikhailotakeyouian @auds-and-evens @ y0itsbri @imikhailo @grumpymickmilk @gallawitchxx @depressedstressedlemonzest @crossmydna @intotheblindinglight @shameless-notashamed @honeyyoubetter-believeitsbutter @gallavichsbitch @skies-below @grossmickey @flamingbluepanda @sickness-health-all-that-shit @arrowflier @oatmilkovich @friend-bear

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[curiousb]

The Elton Family Album: Volume XI

Elliot regretted jilting Olivia at the altar almost immediately - it was all happening a bit too fast, his Anxious nature got the better of him, and he just panicked. He wants nothing more than to make amends. But at least for now, he's sleeping on the sofa.

Olivia proves to be made of stern stuff - keeping up the silent treatment far longer than anyone might have expected. (In all, she sulked for at least a Sim week - which is 7 years, in my game!)

There's only one member of the Elton family with whom Elliot is currently on speaking terms - Harley is much less scrupulous about his associations, especially when bribed with treats.

The sudden loss of Amelia seems to trigger something in Olivia.

Realising that life is too short to hold a grudge forever, she starts to entertain the idea of a tentative reconciliation with Elliot.

But no matter how she might still feel about him - deep down - he has a lot of work to do, to convince her of his genuine remorse, and commitment to their joint future.

And there are a lot of tough conversations to be had.

While the rest of the family are hardly any more willing to let it lie.

Meanwhile, serial philanderer John strikes again - this time causing strife between Philip and Ellen.

To take their minds off romantic complications, the boys of the family head out for a Saturday afternoon run, led by Harley. He might no longer be in his prime, but he's still full of beans.

Although these days he does need a rather longer snooze, to regain his energy.

And as it happens, that turns out to be his last-ever run, although he does still have it in him to chase a stick, just one more time...

[the-eldritch-it-gay]

Tagged by @gay-nidoking to do 10 songs/10 people. First 10 songs from my spotify on shuffle!

Girls in the Hood // Megan Thee Stallion

Hallelujah // Leonard Cohen

ONE OF ME (Feat. Elton John) // Lil Nas X

Pow Wow Song // Fawn Wood

Cinnamon // Tamino

Plan B // Megan Thee Stallion

Snaking Out // Pipestone

Habibi // Tamino

TALES OF DOMINICA // Lil Nas X

Sinnerman // Nina Simone

I always get anxious about tagging buttt I'll tag @dreadfutures @kispesan @xenomorphique @butchniqabi @thedragonagelesbian @mastincala @jewish-harley-quinn @romaineroy @antivan-surana @neechees if yáll want to do this 😚

[elshells]

Happy STS! I hope you’ve had a good week :) Your OCs put on a talent show - what acts do they do and how are they feeling before they go on stage? Who wins? Who THINKS they should win?

Happy STS! I'm SO sorry it took me this long to respond, because this is an awesome question!

In this talent show, let's say each act is graded on a 1-10 scale based on the following criteria—creativity, execution, and stage presence. Later, watch me abandon this method entirely.

We'll start with Sophia. She'd organize some kind of high-tech shooting range that would test her speed and accuracy with a handgun, sort of like one of those carnival games. Locking down a near-perfect score, she doesn't address the judges until she hits the last target, when she turns around, bows, and thanks them for their time. It's the same vibe as Katniss shooting the apple out of the mouth of a roast pig in The Hunger Games.

Execution is a solid 10/10, and I'd imagine she'd score pretty high for creativity, too. Its stage presence where she loses some ground—her performance, while flawless, would likely come across as cold and standoffish. Sophia takes herself extremely seriously as a marksman and won't settle for anything less than perfection.

Meanwhile, Janus would somehow rope Bellona into joining him for an act, where they would hold some sort of sparring match, either fencing or boxing. They definitely get some creativity points (at least a 7), but Bellona costs them additional points when she gets a little too aggressive and draws blood. Janus would have been so incredibly cocky about their likelihood of winning, and Bellona has a short temper and a penchant for breaking the rules.

Harley and Jade would also do a team act, of course! A classic science fair experiment involving chemical reactions and lots of general mayhem in their makeshift laboratory. I'd go into more detail, but science was never my strong suit. They'd score high on everything except for stage presence, but only because the two of them are incredibly informal. It doesn't matter to them if they win; all they care about is having fun in one another's company.

If either of them attempted a solo act, Harley would attempt to build a funny little robot and have a Hiro Hamada presentation moment on stage, while Jade would bring out spray paints and a giant canvas and try to recreate an imitation of the street art she's created around the city.

Finally, Max belts out a solo on the piano (probably a cover of Elton John). The poor kid is so nervous to perform and doesn't have much confidence in himself, but he's been learning piano from his mother ever since he was little and he plays beautifully and expertly, getting lost in the music. I like to imagine he gets high marks all around, and despite his prior feelings, I think he's most likely to walk away with a win.

[where-is-vivian]

MUSIC INTERVIEW

i was tagged by @canyouhearmyfear :) thanks!

RULES: Put your playlist on shuffle. For each of the 10 interview questions, select a lyric from the random song that comes up (skip if there aren’t any lyrics and make sure to drop the name of the song in your interview answer).

1. First off, how would you describe yourself in one sentence?

You say you want a good time / Well, here I am, baby | That's What I like by Bruno Mars

2. What kind of [Leo] are you?

You left your diary at my house / And I read those pages, do you really love me, baby? | Wait a Minute! by Willow

3. You’re visiting your favorite spot, what are you thinking about?

Vibes so real that you can feel it in the air | Harleys in Hawaii by Katy Perry

4. If your life was a movie, what do you think the first review would say about it?

The feeling won't let me sleep | One Kiss by Dua Lipa

5. Say you get a book deal, what are you titling your memoir?

"Is it worth it? Is it worth it? Tell me, is it worth it?" | Line Without a Hook by Rick Montgomery

6. What would you say about your best friends?

Woo hoo | Don't Go Breaking My Heart by Elton John, Kiki Dee

7. Think back to when you had everything all figured out in high school, what was your life motto as a teenager?

I can dim the lights and sing you songs full of sad things // Set my alarm, turn on my charm (the whole song basically) | Good Old-Fashioned Lover Boy by Queen

8. Describe your aesthetic now:

So put your rose-colored glasses on / And party on (woo) / Turn it up, it's your favorite song | Chained to the Rhythm by Katy Perry

9. What’s a lyric that they’ll quote in your eulogy?

I'm still standing | I'm Still Standing by Elton John

10. And for our final question, say we believe in soulmates, what do you think their first impression of meeting you will be?

And darling when the morning comes / And I see the morning sun / I wanna be the one with you | Just the Two of Us by Bill Withers, Grover Washington Jr.

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The Favourite (Yorgos Lanthimos, 2018) Cast: Olivia Colman, Emma Stone, Rachel Weisz, Nicholas Hoult, Joe Alwyn, Mark Gatiss, James Smith. Screenplay: Deborah Davis, Tony McNamara. Cinematography: Robbie Ryan. Production design: Fiona Crombie. Film editing: Yorgos Mavropsaridis. Costume design: Sandy Powell. Yorgos Lanthimos is a genuine auteur, although I also think that was already pretty from the brilliant weirdness of Dogtooth (2009), The Lobster (2015), and The Killing of a Sacred Deer (2017), made in collaboration with the screenwrier Efthymis Filippou. The Favourite is the first film of Lanthimos's I've seen that has a screenplay by other hands than his. He doesn't compromise with its genre, the historical costume drama; instead, he sends it up in ways that will make it hard for anyone to watch one of those glossy, opulent recreations of the past with a straight face again. It was hard, for example, to watch Olivia Colman playing Queen Elizabeth II on The Crown without recalling her performance as Queen Anne. And who will ever be able to witness a stately ballroom scene without remembering how Rachel Weisz and Joe Alwyn take the floor in The Favourite? Lanthimos thumbs his nose at historical accuracy, introducing anachronistic music, from Schubert to Elton John, in the midst of period-correct composers like Purcell and Handel, and thereby achieves a higher correctness of emotional intensity. He inverts sexuality, not only in the same-sex cavorting of the queen and her favorites, but also in the foppish bewigged courtiers, whose male devotion to war is subjugated to the power plays of the dominant females who regard war as a game. Abigail (Emma Stone), her mind on other things, gives her husband a hand job on their wedding night. As in his earlier films, Lanthimos is fascinated by people who play god, and although the film is mostly a comedy there's a kind of tragic irony in its ending, with Abigail, who has won her battle with Sarah, now under the thumb of the half-mad queen, reduced to a pet like one of the queen's rabbits. Earlier, Abigail has tried to squash one of the bunnies under her foot; now she's being squashed by Anne. The Favourite, I think, is going to take its place as one of the great satiric films, and it has already influenced at least one delicious TV series, The Great, even to the extent of casting Nicholas Hoult, who plays Harley in The Favourite, as the consort of Catherine the Great. 

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the team is thrilled to announce the following muns and muses have been accepted! we’re looking forward to develop this world and its future verses with you.

〔 giacomo gianniotti, 33, cis man, he / him) peter morelli was seen listening to 'lethal' by cloudeater. peter is a defense attorney and known to be charming & secretive ( sol )

〔 lauren london, 38, genderfluid, she / they) harlow winters was seen listening to 'soldier of love' by sade. harley is a radio host and known to be hardworking & forgetful ( sol )

〔 tom lewis, 25, cis man, he & him ) ernest sundermann was seen listening to you'll always find your way home by hannah montana. ernie is an animal caretaker at safe in pawsville and known to be conscientious & rigidity ( kass )

〔 gratiela brancusi, 31, demi woman, any ) thalia ruscio was seen listening to polaroid by keith urban. thalia is a cinematographer and known to be reliable & apprehensive ( kass )

〔 laz alonso, 51, cis man, he & him ) luis otelo was seen listening to crocodile rock by elton john. lu is a tailor & shop owner and known to be diplomatic & overbearing 

〔 jason scott lee, 55, cis man, he & him ) donald chang was seen listening to tiny bubbles by don ho. donnie is a family physician and known to be empathetic & irreverent ( kass )

〔 alice pagani, 25 , cis woman, she/her ) grace thoreau (cordelia prescott) was seen listening to sweet but pyscho by ava max. gracie (lia) is unemployed and known to be enthusiastic & reckless. ( beth )