#hariet × pom pom

[hopusthebrainlessfloof]

Happy Valentine's Day!

Here are some highlights of today!

Cheatsy has been hanging around with her girlfriend during school.

Topper and Peasley have been watching movies... As friends!

Dieter and Bully had a book date! Di doesn't understand any of it, but he loves seeing his boyfriend so happy!

Hariet and PomPom went out for dinner! A lovely dinner at a local restaurant.

At a school dance, Roy had a little surprise for Rango...

And Hopus' best friend took them and their family on a cruise to celebrate their 3rd anniversary with @thechickennuggiehaunter 's Willow!

[hopusthebrainlessfloof]

(Tanks for da @ btw)

(Tagging some mutuals who might wanna do this platonically)

@nrcy-d0 @larry-koops @maggie4thwwin @thekoopalingsandstuffs

I'm not good with ships so uhhhhhhhh, yeah

All Mario ships, some platonic some romantic

Ready, sego

Roy: Okay, but what if we went to dinner not as friends this time?

Rango: AS ENEMIES?!

Roy: ...

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Peasley: How do I tell Topper that I want them to yell at me like they're Gordon Ramsay and I'm a poor little chef who just ruined a crème brûlée?

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Spewart: Okay, but if your not gay then why are you always holding my hand and kissing me and telling me I’m your boyfriend?

Boom Boom: Dude- Its satire!

Spewart: THAT'S NOT WHAT SATIRE MEANS!

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Hariet: We have a problem.

Pom Pom: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.

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Ludwig: Come on, Roy. Nobody actually believes that Olly is in love with me.

Roy, to The Squad: Raise your hand if you think that Olly is helplessly in love with Ludwig.

(Everyone raises their hand)

Ludwig: Olly, put your hand down.

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Spewart: That's ridiculous, Boom Boom doesn't have a crush on me.

Topper: Yes he does.

Hariet: Yes he does.

Boom Boom: Yes I do.

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Topper: Ah, yes. Here we have a beautiful couple...

Rango: I really care about your feelings!

Roy: I really care about YOUR feelings!

Topper (turning their head): ...and then there's the disaster couple...

Hariet: YOU NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME INSTEAD OF BEING AT THE HOSPITAL!

Pom Pom: I WOULDN'T HAVE TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME AT THE HOSPITAL IF YOU STOPPED INSISTING ON FIGHTING EVERYONE WHO COMES WITHIN A FIVE FOOT RADIUS OF YOU!

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Topper: I'm cold.

Peasley: Here, take my hoodie.

*meanwhile*

Spewart: I'm cold.

Boom Boom: I can't control the weather, Spewart.

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Roy: Which one of you was going to tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water??

Bully: Y- you were putting it in cold water??

Ludwig: Roy. Answer the question, Roy.

Roy: Yeah??? I thought people just put it in hot water to speed up the tea-ification process. Didn't realize there was an actual reason. Plus, you think I have the patience to boil water?

Bully: You don't have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes??

Ludwig: Why are you putting it in the microwave to boil it?

Bully: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove?

Ludwig: It takes less than a minute.

Bully: Is your stovetop powered by the fucking sun???

Ludwig: How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove?

Bully: Like seven minutes??

Rango: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like 2 minutes... less than that if you use a saucepan!

Ludwig: Why are you putting the whole mug on the stove?? On medium heat?? Rango? Your stove is enchanted!

Roy: Every single person here is a fucking lunatic.

Olly: Do none of you own a fucking kettle?!

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Rango: Why do you act like we’re three year olds?

Hariet, exasperated: WHY?!?

Hariet points at Topper: YOU TRIED TO HYJACK A CAR!

Hariet points at Spewart: YOU NEARLY JUMPED 20 FEET OFF A CARPARK!

Hariet points at Rango: AND YOU ATE MULTIPLE DRIED LEAVES AND ROCKS OFF THE GROUND!

Hariet: AND YOU ASK ME WHY????

SOOOOOO

i was tagged by @rickie-the-storyteller over heeeereeee and it didnt let me reblog so new post!

LAFGSLKRGHLSKGH THIS IS SO FUN HELP WHY DIDNT I KNWO THIS EXISTED-

ANYWAYSSSSS

i gto very little ships (sadly) so im gonna go with both platonic and romantic ehehehe

Annexander (is it how were calling it?? idk) (@holdmyteaplease ur the expert on this give me a feedback)

Alexander: Think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm? Anne: If you can ask the questions without the usual level of stupid.

Alexander: *shatters a window and climbs through it* Alexander: *turns around and helps Anne through it* Breaking and entering is wrong Anne. Anne: Okay. Anne: Shut it Alexander, I only shook your hand because I had to. We will NEVER be friends. Alexander: Lets survive this together! Anne: I HOPE YOU DIE. Anne: Fellas, I gotta know for science. Is the opposite of red green or blue? Alexander: Technically a mix of green and blue? Anne: So blurple. Alexander: That's implying you're mixing blue and purple. Anne: Would you rather have fucking bleen? MOTHERFUCKING GRUE? Alexander: You were confusing before but now I'm scared Anne, holding a scooter: Alexander! Can I go outside and play with this? Alexander: Sure, whatever. I'm not your parent, okay? Anne, running outside: Thanks Alexander! Alexander, running out after them and screaming: NOT ON THE STREET! STAY AWAY! Alexander: It’s quick, it’s easy, and it’s free: pouring river water in your socks! Anne: Why would I do that? Alexander: It’s quick, it’s easy, and it’s free!

HELP CAUSE WHY IS THIS SO THEMMMM AKFGASKJGF

Anne and Indigo (the absolute besties)

Anne: So... what would you do if you were in bed with me? Indigo: Depends. Is your bed comfortable? Anne: Yes. Indigo: I'd sleep.

*Anne sends more than 5 messages in a row* Indigo: I ain’t reading all that. Indigo: I’m happy for you tho. Indigo: Or sorry that happened. Anne: I have a plan. Indigo: Good! As long as we aren’t breaking the law again, I’m open to hearing it. Anne: … Indigo: … Anne: I no longer have a plan.

Anne: Oh, so when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, its “intelligent” and “really cool”. Anne: But when I do it, I’m “petty” and “need to let it go”.

ok... this is scarily accurate...

Alexis and Claire (friends to lovers complete dumbasses edition)(they have exactly 1 brain cell and they take turns being the responsible one. most times i gets forgotten at home)

Alexis: My hands are cold. Claire: Here, let me hold them. Alexis: My lips are cold too. Claire: *covers Alexis's mouth with their hand* Alexis: You’d be stupid to lay a hand on me. Claire: Oh, you’d be surprised how much stupid shit I do. Claire: You either buckle down and do your work or you’ll end up at McDonalds. Alexis: We're going to McDonalds if I don't do my work? Claire: NO- Alexis: What do you do for a living? Claire: I exist against my will. Alexis: Claire, I have a question. Claire: What is it, Alexis? Alexis: What color is an orange? Claire: Alexis, you bonehead! Its color is the same as its name. Just like a lemon. Alexis: I hope no one lowkey hates me. Alexis: Highkey hate me. Hate me with every fiber of your being. Alexis: Go big or go home.

THIS IS FUN. VERY FUN.

HOW TO CREATE CHARACTERS 101: NAME, BASIC VIBES AND THROW THEM AROUND IN THE INCORRECT QUOTES GENERATOR✨

tagging literally everyone i know on this one cause the world deserves to do this

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[saikaberry]

[1074] 100 Super Mario Characters Challenge Day 86~90

[paulineverducci]

"I guess I'm doing it now, a review of some Peachline fanfiction by Nyoclo's Mom. Also featuring the @complementarycouple, or Yoshirdo as some people call it; but I will only be focusing on myself, and Peach since it's our story. First up, I did not realize that you could put pictures in your stories! Second, thank you for letting me win, though what does 4-1 mean? In tennis the score would be 40-15, then the next one is match point... and I guess there just is no final score? I guess I never really thought about it. Should the final score be 60? Since 40 is supposed to be 45, because every win is worth 15 points, but it 'took too long to say,' so over the years they just dropped it? But then, they couldn't say '55' because that would also be too long, and if they said 50, it would mean the first two points were 15, and the second two were 10. I guess they never give a final score because it all just gets too confusing.

Anyways, I got a little sidetracked... okay a lot sidetracked... maybe you meant I won 4 games and Peach won 1? That's not usually how it's done either, you'd normally have a set of 1, 3, or 5 (it's always odd so you don't tie) and after I'd won 3 sets out of 5, they call 'Game, Set, and Match' and we'd never play that last one, because there's literally no chance of Peach winning at that point. Also, you're really a tease! Ending a fanfic with barely a hug, the way you were apologizing, I figured it would be terribly smutty. Which, I guess it's good that it's not. This isn't that type of blog. But surely you've seen the way the internet treats Peach and I, and Daisy, Rosalina, Wendy, Pom Pom, Hariet... actually every. single. female. ever. Believe me, that was nothing.

So, next chapter when? I want to know how Peach and I got together... y'know, in your world."

[tokiro07]

Every time I hear about a new Mario Kart, I hope that it’ll revisit the Double Dash mechanic, especially now that there are so many more Mario characters to bring in

Obviously all of the existing teams return, but here’s some suggestions for where else they could go with the concept:

Rosalina and Luma (Mario Galaxy)

Pauline and Stanley (returning from the DK trilogy)

Bowser and Kamek (Bowser army heads; Bowser de-paired from Jr.)

Bowser Jr. and Nabbit (same handkerchief, occasional allies to Mario)

King Boo and Hellen Gravely (Luigi’s Mansion villains; Boo de-paired from Petey Piranha)

Petey Piranha and King Bob-omb (boss-versions of minions)

Boom Boom and Pom Pom (3D World)

Wiggler and Honey Queen (insect bosses)

E. Gadd and Toadsworth (elderly side characters)

King K. Rool and Lord Fredrik (DK villains)

Dixie Kong and Cranky Kong (DK partners)

Dr. Mario and Virus (Dr. Mario; Virus has multiple colors like Yoshi)

Syrup and Bobo (the Black Sugar Pirates)

Mona and Jimmy T (WarioWare’s top members)

Ashley and Orbulon (WarioWare’s occult members)

Goombella and Vivian (iconic Paper Mario partners)

Cappy and Tiara (Mario Odyssey)

Topper and Hariet (the Broodals)

Geno and Mallow (Mario RPG partners)

Foreman Spike and Eggplant Man (Wrecking Crew)

Wart and Mouser (Subcon bosses)

Shokora and Mad Scienstein (Golden Pyramid pals)

Merelda and Merfle (Shake Dimension residents)

Sprixie Princess and Wanda (fairies; Sprixie has multiple colors) 

Poochy and Polterpup (dog friends)

Fawful and Midbus (Mario & Luigi antagonists)

Madame Grape and Tatanga (antagonists to the princesses)

Wingo and Draggadon (Captain Toad antagonists)

Tumble and MC Ballyhoo (Mario Party hosts)

Shake King and Rudy the Clown (notable Wario enemies)

Golden Diva and Terrormisu (female Wario enemies)

Count Cannoli and Carpaccio (Wario’s rival thieves)

Burt the Bashful and Raphael the Raven (Yoshi’s Island bosses)

Lucien and Snow King (sports antagonists; Lucien would be given a body)

Plum and Alex (sports spin-off characters)

King Watinga and Undodog (Mario Paint/Mario Maker)

There are tons of characters still left to work with, but these are, in my opinion, the most important ones for representing as far across the Mario universe and all its iterations as possible without getting super granular like standard enemies

These pairs of course also work for the Tennis games as well, even if they don’t worry too much about pairing off the cast there anymore either

Would most of these ever happen? Extremely unlikely, and they certainly wouldn’t have a roster this large, as it would be well over 60 characters total on top of the existing pairs, but it’s not like it isn’t doable, especially considering how incredibly well Mario Kart 8 sells

[askwendyokoopa]

🐢:"Surprise! Get ready for..." Pom Pom and Hariet stopped their attack. 🐇:"What's with that ugly bow?" 🐢:"Red,Orange,Yellow,Blue.Blue,Purple... there's not like green on the back is there?"

“When did you two move in together? And this atrocious little number was a gift from one of my loyal subjects who, let's just say isn’t... well, living anymore. You know one of my pet peeves is people getting rainbows wrong, but this particular mistake had a silver lining because I couldn’t choose a non-green and non-pink color for today. And rest assured, I have carefully checked the whole bow, and there is, in fact, no green anywhere.”

“But you, Hariet, I thought you were dating Iggy, what happened with that? And what happened to your URL?!”

[bowsaremyfriends]

King K Rool or Ludwig for the character meme?

Thanks for the ask! Imma just do both of them, the more the merrier XP

Ludwig

favorite thing about them: That beautiful hair of his

least favorite thing about them: This applies to all of the koopalings technically, but I’m really not a fan of when Nintendo just portrays them as mindless drones.

favorite line: "I don’t back down from anyone, but in this case I knew I couldn’t match his brawn. So naturally, I used my brain" (Bowser Jr.’s Journey).

brOTP: Him and Larry. This boy will protect his baby bro no matter what :’)

OTP: I keep shipping him with Hariet, Topper, or Spewart. Must be the single tooth trait they all share XD 

nOTP: I’ve never really liked the idea of him being shipped with Pom Pom. While I do like them both as characters, I just don’t think they’d make a good couple.

random headcanon: Ludwig’s singing voice sound’s like Vinny’s from Vinesauce. Listen to a song from Red Vox and you’ll see what I mean.

unpopular opinion: I never liked the idea made by fans in which Ludwig is spiteful towards Jr. because he “stole his position as heir to the throne” or whatever. He may be egotistical, but he still serves as a great mentor for Jr.  

song i associate with them: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtKCNJmARF0

favorite picture of them: 

I still like this one c:

King K. Rool

Keep in mind that these elements come from BOTH his game and cartoon counterparts.

favorite thing about them: I have three things, and that’s his big golden belly, his cute little crown, and the fact that he loves himself all the way :D

least favorite thing about them: He can be pretty mean with his minions, ESPECIALLY in the cartoon. I sometimes feel bad for Klump and Krusha. No wonder he has minions that have betrayed him.

favorite line: “YOU TOOK A WRONG TURN THE DAY YOU WERE BORN, YOU LUNKHEAD PIECE OF WASTED BRAIN MASS!” (I Spy With My Hairy Eye). Such a brutal insult XD

brOTP: Both Klump and Krusha of course. 

OTP: Also Klump and/or Krusha. They’d all be gay-tors together! Oh, him and Bowser wouldn’t be too bad either.

nOTP: This ship is pretty rare, but I was never into those that shipped him with Cranky. I get that K. Rool may be old, but this ship just never appealed to me personally. Plus Cranky already has a wife, sooooo. 

random headcanon: Despite being a merciless ruler, K. Rool actually does have a soft spot for toddlers and infants, especially those of his own kind. It mostly comes from his dream to one day own and raise a child of his own. However, he only shows his kid-friendly side when none of his minions are around. 

unpopular opinion: K. Rool’s design for Ultimate is the best design of him yet. A mixture of both his old and current design? Absolutely genius! I really hope it stays like that for future games.

song i associate with them: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyhwYiENo8E. You know, cuz he’s a pirate?

favorite picture of them: 

Literally the only artwork we have of him that’s 2D. I wish there was more 2D art of him.

[hopusthebrainlessfloof]

Ludwig having Othello got me thinking about the other koopalings’ kids. This is what I think it’d be(I 100% agree with Othello, btw. Best baby):

Larry- he’d end up a (amicably) divorced dad of a little Koopa that he named Lucy(she’d probably be a literal mini-him).

Morton- I can see him adopting multiple Toads(6 girls and 1 boy, opposite gender to him and the other Koopalings, but same personalities). We’d have Laura, Marlow, Winston, Ivy, Renée, Lolly, and Linda.

Wendy- happily married(I’d say to Pom Pom or another member of the Koopa kingdom) but no kids. They’d probably have a pet Yoshi or something though.

Iggy- single, kid less, and happy! He’d probably have A BUNCH of Chain Chomps. He’s a Chain Chomp dad!

Roy- most likely, him and his boyfriend would adopt four kids(three boys(one Toad named Thomas, one Monty Mole named Ricky, and one human kid named Mikey) and one girl(I hatched Paratroopa). They literally just, like, found these four and said “we’re fathers now”….Like Bowser probably did with him and his siblings.

Lemmy- I can see him going one of two ways. Staying single like Iggy or finding someone and having twins(one boy and one girl named Rhythm & Blues in reference to Hip & Hop).

And then theres Othello who’s probably gonna be the coolest cousin ever.

I haven't thought about many of the future kids, but I love these ideas! Just a few changes I'd make in this au:

Lemmy is aroace like Iggy, so he's more likely to also become a chomp dad as well.

Pom Pom and Hariet are already dating, but I might have Wendy and Vivian be a trans lesbean couple when I introduce Vivian :3

I have actually thought of future Roy × Rango quite a bit, and decided that Rango would likely birth their children!

Idk about AGABs or names yet for anything quite yet, but I love your thoughts on how Othello's future cousins (and just the future of the Koopalings in general) might turn out! :3

[hopusthebrainlessfloof]

I said I was gonna make it, and I wasn't lying

Yayyyyy *sobs*

As I said before, this was inspired by @thekoopalingsandstuffs post, and (while tiring), this was fun to make!

Below the cut is all the voices (and the sources)

Ludwig: Bandit (Bluey)

Lemmy: Bluey (Bluey)

Wendy: Cosmo (Sonic X)

Roy: Bully (Adventures of Super Mario Bros 3/ Super Mario World)

Morton: Wakko (Animaniacs)

Iggy: Yakko (Animaniacs)

Bully: Angel Dust (Hazbin Hotel)

Kootie Pie: Baroness von Bon Bon (The Cuphead Show)

Big Mouth: (Himself)

Kooky: Dexter (Dexter's Laboratory)

Cheatsy: (Herself)

Larry: Nelson (The Simpsons)

Hip: Ralph (The Simpsons)

Hop: Bart (The Simpsons)

Toadstool: Peach (The Super Mario Bros Movie)

Topper: Cuphead (The Cuphead Show)

Spewart: Mugman (The Cuphead Show)

Hariet: Dot (Animaniacs)

Rango: Goofy (A Mickey Mouse Cartoon)

Madame Broode: Cala Maria (The Cuphead Show)

Boom Boom: Shredder / Mikey (TMNT 1980s)

Pom Pom: Candy Queen (Adventure Time Fiona and Cake)

Motley: Shock (The Nightmare Before Christmas)

Peasley: Jack (The Nightmare Before Christmas)

Bonnie: Rouge (SnapCube Shadow the Hedgehog Fandub)

Hopus: Sody Pop (Chikn Nuggit)