#nyoclosmom

[yourbasicqueerie]

yes!!!

a question!!!

for you!!!

yw!!!

if lilia dies next ep, would you wanna join me on a road trip where we'll drive all the way to marvel studios and fucking massacre that shit down

this lovelz reaction from @agathasstrap pretty much summons my whole entire response.

[ice-coffeeeee]

@nyoclosmom HERES THE SPECIAL SPECIAL SPEED PAINTTTT

[paulineverducci]

"I guess I'm doing it now, a review of some Peachline fanfiction by Nyoclo's Mom. Also featuring the @complementarycouple, or Yoshirdo as some people call it; but I will only be focusing on myself, and Peach since it's our story. First up, I did not realize that you could put pictures in your stories! Second, thank you for letting me win, though what does 4-1 mean? In tennis the score would be 40-15, then the next one is match point... and I guess there just is no final score? I guess I never really thought about it. Should the final score be 60? Since 40 is supposed to be 45, because every win is worth 15 points, but it 'took too long to say,' so over the years they just dropped it? But then, they couldn't say '55' because that would also be too long, and if they said 50, it would mean the first two points were 15, and the second two were 10. I guess they never give a final score because it all just gets too confusing.

Anyways, I got a little sidetracked... okay a lot sidetracked... maybe you meant I won 4 games and Peach won 1? That's not usually how it's done either, you'd normally have a set of 1, 3, or 5 (it's always odd so you don't tie) and after I'd won 3 sets out of 5, they call 'Game, Set, and Match' and we'd never play that last one, because there's literally no chance of Peach winning at that point. Also, you're really a tease! Ending a fanfic with barely a hug, the way you were apologizing, I figured it would be terribly smutty. Which, I guess it's good that it's not. This isn't that type of blog. But surely you've seen the way the internet treats Peach and I, and Daisy, Rosalina, Wendy, Pom Pom, Hariet... actually every. single. female. ever. Believe me, that was nothing.

So, next chapter when? I want to know how Peach and I got together... y'know, in your world."

[elphabas-posts]

The real question is who got bro smilin like that 👀

tf is bro smiling ab

[jackiespurnell]

random questions<3

ೃ⁀➷ hiii hi here’s just a random question form ˚୨୧⋆｡˚ ⋆

: ̗̀➛ what’s ur fav color

: ̗̀➛ how long have u been on tumblr for

: ̗̀➛ wheres a place u always wanted to travel to

: ̗̀➛ what’s ur fav clothing brand(s)

: ̗̀➛ what’s ur fav singer/band(s)

: ̗̀➛ what’s ur current phone lockscreen

: ̗̀➛ most recent/current hyperfixation

: ̗̀➛ what’s ur relationship status

: ̗̀➛ what’s ur dream job

: ̗̀➛ outside of tumblr, fav social app

: ̗̀➛ do u have pets

: ̗̀➛ if u do have pets, what kind/how many

: ̗̀➛ do u prefer tea or coffee

: ̗̀➛ whats ur fav ice cream flavor

: ̗̀➛ tag at least three other tumblr accounts

my tags: @nyoclosmom @stuckysimp @cherikdogfood @xxqueenofdragonsxx @carpentrz

anyone else ofc feel free to fill out :) ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚

[jubshead]

𝐍𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐞'𝐬 𝐦𝐨𝐦

Paring: Agatha Harkness x Reader | Platonic Nicholas & Reader

Summary: You’d cross paths with Mr. Scratch a couple of times, but you hadn't seen his mother since moving away as a child, you just remember her imposing presence and the overwhelming crush you used to have on her. 

Warning: Smut, (18+) age difference, (brief) mommy kink, fingering.

Date: Oct 29, 2024

Comments and constructive criticism are always welcome!

Masterlist | Taglist

Tag list: @nyoclosmom @stayevildarling @sasheemo @thefutureisus2020 @harknessshi

─────── ⋅•⋅⊰∙∘☽༓☾∘∙⊱⋅•⋅ ───────

Being back in your hometown feels weird, the feeling of seeing people stuck in time and unsatisfied with their life always gives you a turn on the stomach. You’d rarely come up here after your family moved a few years ago, the main reason for visiting was your bestfriend Nicholas, but more times than not he was the one who traveled to spend time with you. Your city was so much better in multiple senses, especially now that you live at the college dorm. 

As you didn’t have any relatives in town, you inevitably stayed at Nickie’s house. This time though, you felt like an intruder. Your friend commented on his parents’ recent divorce and how tension had been high for a while in their house before the separation. 

During the years you’ve known Nicholas, you hardly ever saw his parents, they were always on some kind of work trip and left Nicholas to be the host of the house when you were there. Weirder, though, was the fact that they were never together. From what your friend had told you, they traveled at the same time, but to completely different places. Apparently they were both on the enterprise business, you weren’t really sure of what. 

You’d cross paths with Mr. Scratch a couple of times, but you hadn't seen his mother since moving away as a child, you just remember her imposing presence and the overwhelming crush you used to have on her. 

➙ continue

A/N: I decided to post it only on ao3, because of the word count!

[tremordusk]

I decided let’s do a fun little tag game!

You’re only allowed one RED FLAG 🚩 crush, who is it? (Drop pic, name and show/comic/etc.) (then tag 6 people)

I’ll go first:

Annabel Lee from Nevermore

Tags:

@yourbasicqueerie @acricketcannot @cassiebones @nyoclosmom @revleftshark @holyblanchett

[spirit-meets-the-b0ne]

Hey @nyoclosmom this WIP is for you

Mr. & Mrs. Smith AU

[layanomaly]

Senor scratchy just entered the scene you guys!!! Our little demon king is back, exploring new interests that dont involve murder plots, suspicious alibis or practicing his innocent face in the mirror

Bonus: agatha"what if we kissed under the full moon"rio

@tremordusk @nyoclosmom

[acricketcannot]

if u hurt my sibling js know i will come after u😌😌😌 do not underestimate the rage of a chaotic younger sibling 😛😛😛 other than that welcome to the family :D:D

thank you for the kind welcome! Your family seems very fond of using violent threats in protection of my lovely spouse, and I respect that. If I hurt them, you have my full permission to kill me with a spork :)

@yourbasicqueerie @tremordusk @nyoclosmom @polaris-likethestar

[yourbasicqueerie]

@yeah-w-r-i-t-e @postureofashrimp @valkyriekain and @nyoclosmom anyone have a wishlist?

what do the 4 people who always like my posts want for christmas

[yourbasicqueerie]

I just want to quickly give a lil shoutout to my beautiful and amazingly smart mutuals, if u follow me and like my gay shit then pleaaaase for the love of god consider following them and taking a look at their things! I adore every single one of y'all! Xx

 @jubshead - I mean how could she NOT be in here! Mother slays everytime

@nyoclosmom - the one and only, their art is top tier and genuinely one of the funniest ppl ever. ALSO MY WIFE GUYS LOOK ITS MY WIFE I LOVE MY WIFE GO FOLLOW MY GORGOUES AND BEAYUTIFUL AND AMAIZNG WIFE I LOVE MY WIFE

@tremordusk - if u want to talk abt having the best incorrect quotes in this fandom they’re the person to do so.

@timeforaneclipse - characterization and storytelling to its finest! 

@lalchimiedecupid - sooooo inherently poetic and for no reason at all other than for fun! My Arabic cousin ily

@endOr4 - BEST FUCKING GIF MAKER IVE EVER SEEN IN MY WHOLE LIFE 

@acricketcannot - my lovely daughter in law who’s almost (if not) as crazy as I am.

@holyblanchett - SUCH a simp, and I mean this in the best fucking way possible!

@multixfan - Patti Lupone extraordinaire, also MAMA THE EDITS EAAATTTTT

@ariascoven - Brazilian pookie with the best teacher fics in town

@madamspellmans-met-tet - darling don’t u get stomach aches from eating every single time???? I need to know ur secret

@sapphicjew - the author of some of the best comments I’ve ever received.

@idkwhatever580 - creator of the besttt fake tweets on the AAA fandom, I cackle every single time.

@morgaynas - Brazilian pookie with unlimited musical theater knowledge.

@confuseuniverse - the original milf shipper, and so fucking funny too.

@literally-lillias-wife - fellow Lilia simper I salute u 🫡

@insane-hag - AMAZING taste for fandoms. And quite literally insane about them too!

@slut4alicewu - THE Alice blog who I have mistaken for an Alice RP account WAY too many times lmao.

@shinramyunnoodles - literally infinite Patti Lupome knowledge and also THE hand artist.

@amethyst-bitch - contrary to this divas name, she's a literal sweetheart!!! 🫶 

@im-a-carnivorous-plant - I don't even know what to say because I'm fangirling to hard to utter words.

@covenofagatha - fangirling way to hard to be humanly possible pt. 2

@valkyriekain - have yet to interact with them but I just love their blog sm!

@nightmare-of-homophobes - THE person to talk with about Reno Sweeney and “blow Gabriel blow” also ANOTHER Brazilian pookie.

@gayalfredprufrock - I mean do I need to explain myself??? The pfp says it all already! Also, great thoughts on avis

@gayestswiftie - mama u so live up to ur name on here! Fellow wife sharer too!

@aggieharkness - I've YET to make the cookies they so generously sent me the recipe of! Other than seemingly a great baker, such a great writer and person too.

@renafisher27 - one of the greatest Patti simps out there!

@gilmoresliarss - their blog name says it all ngl.

@chiefofmilfs - bruh I've got to talk to u!! So so so so fucking funny!

@polaris-likethestar - my beautiful and amazing daughter than can never do any wrong even tho she prefers her other mother.

@mandy-asimp - YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT LEGENDARY FICS WITH GREAT CARS IN THEM? YOUVE GOT UR GIRL!

@liliastriangle - couldn't end on a better note! The best commenter ever! I appreciate u sm doll 🫶🫶

Thank you everyone for making my day a lil better! Happy (vry late) Christmas to all whom celebrate and an early happy new years for all whom celebrate too!

[ice-coffeeeee]

Since you take requests (maybe)

And I'm asking this with a months time

CAN YOU PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS DRAW A PAULINE FOR MY BDAY

like ik you already did one

BUT ANOTHER ONE PLEASEEEEE

ty for reading

HAPPY BIRTHDAY @nyoclosmom !!!!!

[paulineverducci]

um i just wanna apologize for all the fanfiction i wrote, that mustn't feel good

"What fanfiction? If you wrote some juicy Peachline stuff, I would love if you gave me a link. I'm pretty sure people only dislike it when you ship them with someone they hate, or at the very least aren't already smitten with. Unless you wrote some sort of tragedy, like Romeo and Juliet, where we both end up dead due to a very simple misunderstanding. Ah... spoiler warning, I guess? I mean, the play is from 1595, if you haven't seen some adaption by now, that's probably on you."

[jackiespurnell]

showed this to my mom and she thought "significant plans for aubrey plaza's death" as in marvel was trying to kill aubrey plaza 😭😭😭

@acricketcannot @nyoclosmom @tremordusk

[tremordusk]

@nyoclosmom @yourbasicqueerie

Proud to know I organized my tumblr moms’s wedding^^