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If you’re a monster fucker, reblog this.

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"It ain't my fault... some asshole changed it, so after 20 years of playing it one way; you now select Luigi's attacks with A and push B to execute them. Like, I know A is traditionally select, while B is traditionally cancel, except on PlayStation... where the the big X-this-out cancel button that exists where the B should be confirms; and the confirmation-circle, the circle-this-one-right-here one where the A should be is the one that cancels.

Where was I? But in this particular franchise, Mario Actions are supposed to be delegated to A, and Luigi actions are supposed to be delegated to B. You could use L or R to cancel, or pushing right or left, like it always has been before. Also, why is Luigi an NPC?! Instead of controlling two brothers 'joined at the hip' at the same time, you only control Mario, while Luigi just follows you around like Tails. It's absurd! These pictures (awesome art. by the way; also thank you for being the first person to source the meme, I had no idea what to google to find the original) sum up the entire game better than any sub-par review score could."

Tfw you miss the timing

I was thinking about Brothership when this popped into my head

og meme

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Bizarrely accurate allegory. Also, the spiritual sequel for Princess Toadstool for President, one that paints a dark picture about how much stupider society has become in the last three and a half decades.

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"I always look good! Of course, so do you... we should go somewhere and pick up guys and/or girls sometime."

[Omegasunburst]

Looking good, Wendy~

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Lady Timpani, a.k.a. Tippi the Pixl is named after the drum timpani. Okay, I've probably heard of a timpani drum before, and thought nothing of it… characters are named after instruments all the time, like Piccolo or Lyra Heartstrings. However, I just happened to hear the timpani recently… and it's totally the Jessica Rabbit's breasts drums (confirmed on the wiki). So… IDK, new Mario lore, Lady Timpani breasts boobily down the stairs?

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Any chance you could take over America again? I'll give ya two bits if you bump off the president this time instead of just leaving him at the bottom of the Mushroom Sea.

"First of all, Biden is still president until the end of the year. Then the switch doesn't even happen until January 20th next year, if you can believe it... don't ask me why, as Mario, he's American... I think? Second, the United States have made it vehemently clear that they absolutely will not tolerate a female president. At all. Under any circumstances.

I'm washing my hands of that misogynistic Hell hole, run by incels who have the gall to tell you to learn what 'incel' means before using the word. You. It means you, you walking advertisement for decapitation; who just ranted about how much you hate women, and unironically parroted the 'key-that-opens-many-locks' incel copy pasta. Er-- that's the 'royal' you, referring to some losers online... not you you." Wendy chuckled sheepishly, Celaeno and her weren't exactly on 'good' terms so to speak; but life was too depressing at the moment to start an argument over anything trivial.

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Dox 'nd George - December 10, 2023

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Sometimes I watch classical Popeye on account of because Shigeru Miyamoto is reportedly a fan. Not just reportedly, the entire Mario franchise is a rip-off of Popeye... but you've heard that story already. Well, as it just so happens, Popeye is an extraordinarily bad plumber... like supernaturally bad. Like that Donald Duck post from over two years ago, there is no huge significance to it. I doubt very much that Miyamoto saw this October 21, 1960 episode and said, "Hey, here's the one thing Popeye is actually bad at. If I ever make a similar character, he'll be a good plumber, just to show him up!"

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"I'm sure you've all heard me and/or the Mun (to the extent that we pretend to be different people) rant about the death of media literacy, or the rise of anti-intellectualism, or something like that. To make a long story short, yes it is a problem, but it's always been like that. Now you don't have to watch the video. If, however, you are the inquisitive sort, and have 86 minutes of time to kill, then this is one of the better ways to spend it.

This particular YouTuber used to be a teacher, so she actually uses her time effectively, and genuinely gets her point across. Unlike certain others who ramble on and on about whatever they want, just on and on with no self awareness, just on and on... why are you holding a mirror up to me?

Oh, and speaking of me, some incredibly wise and beautiful YouTuber has left this little gem of wisdom under the video. It might sound like I'm arguing, but I meant that as an agreement, yet clarification. IDK, this whole thing isn't an advertisement to farm likes or anything, I just really think everyone should see the video. This is important to me damnit!"

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I mean yeah he’s evil and all but what if I were his favourite

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Mutuals are a lot like cats in that you kinda have to harmlessly pester and annoy them sometimes

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"IT WAS MY FAULT" PROMPTS *  assorted dialogue for owning up to your mistakes, adjust as necessary

that never should have happened.

i should have listened to you from the start.

this is all my fault.

you can blame me for that.

i was completely out of line.

i screwed up.

i owe you a sincere apology.

that wasn't what i thought would happen.

now you're hurt, and it's all my fault.

will you ever forgive me?

it was an honest mistake.

i didn't mean to hurt you.

that was wrong of me, and i know it.

if only i'd been more careful.

next time, i'll be better.

please forgive me.

how can i make it up to you?

i wish i hadn't done that.

i accept responsibility.

i can't live with myself.

are you going to hold this over my head forever?

i said i was sorry.

i made the mistake of not listening to you.

please don't blame me for everything.

how many times do i have to tell you i'm sorry?

i crossed a line.

not sure what i was thinking.

the words came out wrong.

you deserve better than that.

there were plenty of other options, and i didn't listen.

i wasn't listening!

that's my fault!

i'm the one who got us into this mess.

if it weren't for me, we'd be out of here by now.

this will never happen again.

oh, i learned my lesson.

i'm forever haunted by my mistakes.

will you ever find it in your heart to forgive me?

i'll say i'm sorry until i'm blue in the face.

this wasn't part of the deal.

i never should have listened to them.

i thought i was doing the right thing.

they didn't do anything wrong. i did.

i'm the one you should blame.

i feel so wrong about this.

i didn't mean to hurt you.

be mad at me, not them.

if you want to yell and scream at me, go ahead.

it was an accident.

i don't deserve forgiveness.

if there's anything i can do to fix this, please tell me.

what can i say to make it better?

can you please take me back?

they promised me they wouldn't hurt you.

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"Would you rather date Marina Liteyears or Gruntilda Winkybunion?"

"I didn't see 'Lightyear,' but I can't imagine whoever they introduced being worse than @kingkeithrool's supposed wife. Lemme just google this bitch and see what she looks like... wait that Marina?! As in 'Help me, Mariiinaaaaaaaa!!! Marina? Oh it's her all the way, a hundred thousand percent her, why are you even asking? Even if I was somehow forced to date a Winkybunion, it'd be Mingella. She's much more my type, plus I'd get to call my girlfriend 'Mingy.'

In any case, the only possible downside to Marina might be her being a robot, which... you've been here long enough, do you remember back when I was dating Megaman? It was back when he first joined Smash in 2014... it's been a while. Anyhow, the robot thing is not a problem, and there's also something about a spoiler, that I assume you already know, which should be very easy to deduce via context, but I still shouldn't say that invalidates that."

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TOUCH THE TAIL

Send "caress" to gently touch the tail

Send "swat" to swat the tail away

Send "wrap" to let the tail wrap around a part of your body

Send "play" to play with the tail

Send "accident" to accidentally pull on the tail

Send "violent" to violently pull on the tail

Send "tug" to playfully tug the tail

Send "lover" to caress the tail in a sensual manner

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Send ✨+ A Superpower You Would Give My Muse!

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“holding grudges isn’t good for you” yeah well neither is people hurting me and getting away w/ it so here we are

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Accidental Declaration of Love starters

"I don't know what I'd do without you." "You make everything better just by being here." "I've always admired you… maybe a little too much." "You're the first person I think of when I wake up." "I can't imagine my life without you." "When I'm with you, everything feels right." "You mean more to me than anyone else." "I want to spend every moment with you." "You're my favourite part of every day." "I think about you all the time." "I didn't mean to say that, but it's true." "You're the reason I smile so much." "I've never felt this way about anyone before." "You're the best thing that ever happened to me." [REVEAL] The sender, lost in a moment of vulnerability, says, "I've always loved you," before quickly covering their mouth. [SLIP] While the sender is comforting the receiver after a bad day, they inadvertently murmur, "I love you," into their ear. [DRUNKEN] After a few too many drinks, the sender leans on the receiver and slurs, "You know I've always loved you, right?" [TEXT] The sender, intending to send a message to a friend, accidentally texts the receiver: "I think I'm in love with them." [MISTAKEN] The sender, thinking they are alone, practices their love confession, only for the receiver to overhear and confront them. [SLEEP] The sender falls asleep next to the receiver and mumbles, "I love you," in their sleep. [PANIC] In a moment of panic, the sender blurts out, "I can't lose you, I love you," while grabbing the receiver's hand. [INJURY] After the receiver gets hurt, the sender, panicking, shouts, "Don't leave me! I love you!" [ARGUMENT] During a heated argument, the sender blurts out, "Because I love you!" [CELEBRATION] After a shared victory, the sender hugs the receiver and says, "We did it! I love you!" [GOODBYE] As the sender leaves for a trip, they say, "I'll miss you. I love you," without thinking. [ADMIRATION] The sender, watching the receiver from a distance, sighs and says, "I love you," not knowing they were heard.