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"This post absolutely won't allow me to 'reply' to it. Well, that's okay, this meme works better as the original image anyhow."

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That awkward moment when you both say "One more" at the same time, then "JINX! You owe me a kiss!" at the same time, then you're basically trapped in a romantic version of Groundhog's day... or something.

girls who say “one more” after you kiss them multiple times are wifey material

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First of all, you are objectively wrong. This post starts out, and ends with the sentiment that "you're not allowed to say this word ever." At least, you're not allowed to use it in any context, otherwise you will sound like a Nazi. This whole "If you keep using this word this way--" stuff was your own interpretation. This whole thing has been one of those rebuttals where you argue against the point you wish someone was making rather than the one they actually are. I say, we should use the words "degenerate" and "faggot" to describe literal Nazis, and your rebuttal is... something about people who do kink at pride? Unless Nazis are doing kink at pride (I wouldn't put it past them) you are intentionally pretending to misunderstand me in order to prove a point. At least, pretending is the most charitable explanation...

#also in no world does 'Don't use slurs' make you look like a nazi

No, I take it back, it's pretty much the only explanation. There's no conceivable way to "accidentally" come up with a bad faith motte and bailey argument this bad. You know that's not their position, or your position, that's an easily defended motte. The totalitarian policing of what words are, and are not deemed acceptable in any context, are the bailey that you're ignoring.

I literally pointed out that language is based on use, and ever since the first post, described using the words in ways other than the way Nazis use them. And so far all your rebuttals have been... ignoring everything I've said. If you're not going to participate, then you can carry on this "debate" by yourself. Much like you have been so far.

stop saying degenerate you look like a nazi

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The word "degenerate" originates from the Latin word "dēgenerātus," it is so much older than the Nazis, it's not even funny. The Manji/Swastika is also an Association Fallacy, but I have no reason to use the Manji symbol for anything, my heart bleeds for the religion who can't use it any more, but that's simply not my problem. However, like Superman was two Jewish comics makers using all the Übermensch iconography against the Germans, I can use "degenerate" to describe people who are inferior to one's ancestors, who built America up as a melting pot... at least on paper. That past doesn't actually exist, but neither does theirs.

Society has gotten to the point where they censor the most absurdly innocuous words like kill, abuse, tits, wedgie, YouTube refuses to give us a full list 1) so they can amend it at any time, and 2) so they can delete your post even if you don't use any of the words. When you snowflakes act like it's the worst thing in the world for someone to use a word like "retarded," you give that word way too much power. I have autism, social anxiety, PTSD, a bunch of other things, I figure that I should get to say "I'm retarded, and yet I figured this out, what's your excuse?" to people who don't seem to have any learning disabilities, and yet maintain willful ignorance... just because. Of course, everyone bitches when I say that, because nobody understands nuance.

This is why we haven't been able to reclaim "faggot" to mean unwanted baggage, because even though language is based on use, a group of people (who I hope mean well) will say, "No, this word must only be used the way the fascists want it to!" We must never use the word ourselves, or attempt to change society in any way, we must give them complete power to do what they want with every word they acquire. Also, we must make sure to give these words as much power as we can, letting those incel edgelords know that just saying them aloud will cause us to plug our ears, and cluck our tongues and flagellate ourselves. I don't know why you've decided this is the best course of action, so maybe you can clear that part up for me?

stop saying degenerate you look like a nazi

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Yes, this. If you don't know, this is a textbook "Association Fallacy" and more specifically the Hitler Ate Sugar variant (although he was not named specifically). If I want to call conservatives "degenerates" for being the Bidoofs that they inevitably are, nothing is gonna stop me.

stop saying degenerate you look like a nazi

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"Cowabunga! Turtles make better pets than mice, take that Mickey!"

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"Okay, butt this is not just a shitpost, or a neologism someone is treating as a religion, this is actually a real thing. Seeing as my Peach is the most callipygous being on the planet, that makes us leaders of the local branch... or something... however religions work."

Reblog if you are a fellow of the Faith of Adonitology: A religion where followers worship big curvy women's butts.

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"Not true, there are subtle differences, such as being cropped differently, there's that banandium chunk missing in front of his left arm in the second pic, his necktie is different somehow... are you people blind?"

I hate to spoil what little plot a game like Donkey Kong Bananza is going to even have... but I am Oddrock. It's like my Midna curse, or whatever, by the members of VoidCo.

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My two heifers~

Peach from Mario Kart World! 👑🍑 and Cow

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Bo mysteriously pops out from around a suspicious corner and gives Lanolin a platonic hug. "Oh, there he is! It looks like he also has you confused for someone else?"

"Hey, Lanolin! I remember you from Garfield and Friends. Is your brother, Bo around?

"I think you have me confused for someone else."

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HE STOLE LUIGI'S TIRES AND JUST WROTE "WA" WITH WHITE MARKER!

I adore this game already.

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"I mean, you're not a dragger, are you? Every time I've seen you, you're wagging your tail around majestically. Like those dancing Subcon beanstalks or something, IDK."

"I think the slur should be 'Dragger,' like lazy dragons drag their tails, and respectable dragons hold them high... or something. Also, the shorter draglets are trying to reclaim the word, but have dropped the hard R, and call each other 'dragga.' Also, it goes without saying, but it's not just their tails they're dragging, some of them are draggin' balls."

Is it say slurs to Ridley day? I've literally done nothing wrong ever.

You've put a lot of thought into this and I can't find any flaws in your logic

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Innocent children playing the Bottom of The Well for the first time in the famously "E for Everyone" rated title, The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.

our pit monster is very efficient and thorough

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Send "Do you trust me?" to see whether or not my muse trusts yours.

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((It's my 12 year tumblrversary! 🥳 I've never stuck to anything this long in my entire life... with the possible exception of breathing, even if I'm not very good at that on account of my asthma. Also, I barely even do this, I've quit a dozen times or more... but then, I'll be too lazy to make a post announcing it formerly, so here I am, I guess. Grandfathered in by... myself.))

"On a separate note, that tumblr cupcake graphic seems to have run its course. I guess there are only so many candles you can shoop onto a cupcake. Also that means that we have our dozenth Koopaling week coming up in August. My how time flies."

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"Wendy, you got a shower? I got gel and monster guts on me."

"Yeah, I there's a few of them on the outside of the room-sized jacuzzi. Apparently some people don't like you 'contaminating' the communal waters, and want you to get clean before you soak. I ask you, what is the world coming to?" she had obviously gotten in trouble in the past. But she lead Linkle to an area with a few showers.

"Well, here it is. I can give recomendations on soap, but I have no idea what the difference is between all the assorted shampoo bottles are, or why half of them say 'conditioner.' You'd have to ask one of my brothers... since y'know, they actually have hair. Er-- most of them do."

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"Guess what? @princeps-civitatus-peach"

biker outfit 10/10!!!