#implied spewart × boom boom

[hopusthebrainlessfloof]

(Tanks for da @ btw)

(Tagging some mutuals who might wanna do this platonically)

@nrcy-d0 @larry-koops @maggie4thwwin @thekoopalingsandstuffs

I'm not good with ships so uhhhhhhhh, yeah

All Mario ships, some platonic some romantic

Ready, sego

Roy: Okay, but what if we went to dinner not as friends this time?

Rango: AS ENEMIES?!

Roy: ...

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Peasley: How do I tell Topper that I want them to yell at me like they're Gordon Ramsay and I'm a poor little chef who just ruined a crème brûlée?

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Spewart: Okay, but if your not gay then why are you always holding my hand and kissing me and telling me I’m your boyfriend?

Boom Boom: Dude- Its satire!

Spewart: THAT'S NOT WHAT SATIRE MEANS!

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Hariet: We have a problem.

Pom Pom: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.

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Ludwig: Come on, Roy. Nobody actually believes that Olly is in love with me.

Roy, to The Squad: Raise your hand if you think that Olly is helplessly in love with Ludwig.

(Everyone raises their hand)

Ludwig: Olly, put your hand down.

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Spewart: That's ridiculous, Boom Boom doesn't have a crush on me.

Topper: Yes he does.

Hariet: Yes he does.

Boom Boom: Yes I do.

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Topper: Ah, yes. Here we have a beautiful couple...

Rango: I really care about your feelings!

Roy: I really care about YOUR feelings!

Topper (turning their head): ...and then there's the disaster couple...

Hariet: YOU NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME INSTEAD OF BEING AT THE HOSPITAL!

Pom Pom: I WOULDN'T HAVE TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME AT THE HOSPITAL IF YOU STOPPED INSISTING ON FIGHTING EVERYONE WHO COMES WITHIN A FIVE FOOT RADIUS OF YOU!

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Topper: I'm cold.

Peasley: Here, take my hoodie.

*meanwhile*

Spewart: I'm cold.

Boom Boom: I can't control the weather, Spewart.

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Roy: Which one of you was going to tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water??

Bully: Y- you were putting it in cold water??

Ludwig: Roy. Answer the question, Roy.

Roy: Yeah??? I thought people just put it in hot water to speed up the tea-ification process. Didn't realize there was an actual reason. Plus, you think I have the patience to boil water?

Bully: You don't have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes??

Ludwig: Why are you putting it in the microwave to boil it?

Bully: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove?

Ludwig: It takes less than a minute.

Bully: Is your stovetop powered by the fucking sun???

Ludwig: How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove?

Bully: Like seven minutes??

Rango: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like 2 minutes... less than that if you use a saucepan!

Ludwig: Why are you putting the whole mug on the stove?? On medium heat?? Rango? Your stove is enchanted!

Roy: Every single person here is a fucking lunatic.

Olly: Do none of you own a fucking kettle?!

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Rango: Why do you act like we’re three year olds?

Hariet, exasperated: WHY?!?

Hariet points at Topper: YOU TRIED TO HYJACK A CAR!

Hariet points at Spewart: YOU NEARLY JUMPED 20 FEET OFF A CARPARK!

Hariet points at Rango: AND YOU ATE MULTIPLE DRIED LEAVES AND ROCKS OFF THE GROUND!

Hariet: AND YOU ASK ME WHY????

SOOOOOO

i was tagged by @rickie-the-storyteller over heeeereeee and it didnt let me reblog so new post!

LAFGSLKRGHLSKGH THIS IS SO FUN HELP WHY DIDNT I KNWO THIS EXISTED-

ANYWAYSSSSS

i gto very little ships (sadly) so im gonna go with both platonic and romantic ehehehe

Annexander (is it how were calling it?? idk) (@holdmyteaplease ur the expert on this give me a feedback)

Alexander: Think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm? Anne: If you can ask the questions without the usual level of stupid.

Alexander: *shatters a window and climbs through it* Alexander: *turns around and helps Anne through it* Breaking and entering is wrong Anne. Anne: Okay. Anne: Shut it Alexander, I only shook your hand because I had to. We will NEVER be friends. Alexander: Lets survive this together! Anne: I HOPE YOU DIE. Anne: Fellas, I gotta know for science. Is the opposite of red green or blue? Alexander: Technically a mix of green and blue? Anne: So blurple. Alexander: That's implying you're mixing blue and purple. Anne: Would you rather have fucking bleen? MOTHERFUCKING GRUE? Alexander: You were confusing before but now I'm scared Anne, holding a scooter: Alexander! Can I go outside and play with this? Alexander: Sure, whatever. I'm not your parent, okay? Anne, running outside: Thanks Alexander! Alexander, running out after them and screaming: NOT ON THE STREET! STAY AWAY! Alexander: It’s quick, it’s easy, and it’s free: pouring river water in your socks! Anne: Why would I do that? Alexander: It’s quick, it’s easy, and it’s free!

HELP CAUSE WHY IS THIS SO THEMMMM AKFGASKJGF

Anne and Indigo (the absolute besties)

Anne: So... what would you do if you were in bed with me? Indigo: Depends. Is your bed comfortable? Anne: Yes. Indigo: I'd sleep.

*Anne sends more than 5 messages in a row* Indigo: I ain’t reading all that. Indigo: I’m happy for you tho. Indigo: Or sorry that happened. Anne: I have a plan. Indigo: Good! As long as we aren’t breaking the law again, I’m open to hearing it. Anne: … Indigo: … Anne: I no longer have a plan.

Anne: Oh, so when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, its “intelligent” and “really cool”. Anne: But when I do it, I’m “petty” and “need to let it go”.

ok... this is scarily accurate...

Alexis and Claire (friends to lovers complete dumbasses edition)(they have exactly 1 brain cell and they take turns being the responsible one. most times i gets forgotten at home)

Alexis: My hands are cold. Claire: Here, let me hold them. Alexis: My lips are cold too. Claire: *covers Alexis's mouth with their hand* Alexis: You’d be stupid to lay a hand on me. Claire: Oh, you’d be surprised how much stupid shit I do. Claire: You either buckle down and do your work or you’ll end up at McDonalds. Alexis: We're going to McDonalds if I don't do my work? Claire: NO- Alexis: What do you do for a living? Claire: I exist against my will. Alexis: Claire, I have a question. Claire: What is it, Alexis? Alexis: What color is an orange? Claire: Alexis, you bonehead! Its color is the same as its name. Just like a lemon. Alexis: I hope no one lowkey hates me. Alexis: Highkey hate me. Hate me with every fiber of your being. Alexis: Go big or go home.

THIS IS FUN. VERY FUN.

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tagging literally everyone i know on this one cause the world deserves to do this

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