#hargreeves in quarantine

[imakeficrequestsandthendisappear]

TUA zoom meetings

Allison: Klaus you don't look so good, are you sick?

Klaus: I ran out of alcohol yesterday, but Ben won't let me go to the store more than once a week.

Klaus: so I drank furniture polish

[jjkyaoi]

sometimes i think abt what happened to five n then i get really rlly sad. like man. imagine spending that many years alone, in the end of the world, without anyone’s company and with the corpses of your family which you Bury. completely in a wasteland to the point where you fucking ?????get a mannequin girlfriend apparently?? and then you spend awhile killing bitches for this evil fucking time business before you can Finally go home to your siblings and stop the apocalypse that you had to sit through for so many years. like huh ?? and that shit happened when he was 13??? when he was 13 and made a mistake because he was a Dumb Arrogant Kid and had to pay for it with ages of solitude ?? hello??? can anyone hear m

[theseaance]

klaus: hostage or not, sometimes it’s nice being held.

ben:

klaus:

ben: bro u good?

[miss-galaxy-turtle]

A concept: Allison Hargreeves getting bored in quarantine and dyeing her hair purple like it is in the comics

[therumourhasit]

the umbrella academy as infamous tiktok dances, go

(no charli tho)

i . do not know tiktok dances but i do know trends

luther - he would absolutely bake bread (he tries to make frog bread and only halfway succeeds), starts a cute little garden

diego - he would probably be one of those dudes who dip their balls in soy sauce, minecraft 😚, gets himself a mullet

allison - she would definitely do the “don’t talk to me, i’m doing hot girl shit” trend, and MAYBE she would also do the euphoria makeup trend

klaus - they'd probably start embroidering (their stitches end up looking really fucking cool or they just makes dicks there’s no in between), they ate nutmeg at some point

five - this motherfucker would make whipped coffee (remember that from early quarantine?), tries to shift to another reality where things don't go to shit

ben - ghost photoshoot (but no sheet bc 😬 instead hes just in his glowy blue corporal form), he would use a skateboard constantly

vanya - the main character trend, oh and also she would impulsively give herself bangs, younger her would do the "famous relative check" but with this vibe -> 🙄

[hydranomago]

Quarantine Classes Mood 

Are we actually studying anymore? Or are we just surfing Tumblr when classes are on? 

[klauseance4]

He’s baby your honor

[astronauts-and-angels]

For real though... was umbrella academy 2 a trip or what

[kimhargreeves]

Level Of Concern-Hargreeves siblings x Reader

A/N:It is October 1st!! The Hargreeves are sharing their birthday today🎈🎂💜 and it is finally spooky season,so I decided to do write something fun and something we are all relating to at the moment. Enjoy and please stay safe everyone! Also this was also inspired by the song Level Of Concern by TØP.

Summary: Reader and the academy are stuck at home for quarantine on their birthday. How will they each survive with being stuck at home together.

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"They are facing an outbreak by a sudden virus that appeared by a market. Many have already been quaranting since the news spreaded out-" I was on the couch, staring at the tv horrified by this news. "Shit" i reached out to grabbed the control and quickly changed the channel to lighten up my mood.

"(Y/N)!" I heard someone shouting from the outside and that person entered the academy out of my breathe, it was my adoptive brother Klaus.

"Have you heard the news?!" He asked still out of breathe and had covered his mouth and nose with his leather coat. "I have! Klaus, I'm as concerned as you are but trust me this might even not happen here-"

"Wrong." I jumped up when Five appeared next to us and looked at us both seriously. "It seems that Klaus and the media are right. I just time travelled and everyone are wearing masks."

"Masks? Who's wearing masks now?" Allison came in with Vanya.

"Are we suddenly having a family meeting, I thought we'd all learn by now they never end up well." We looked back and in came Diego with Ben and Luther.

Five rolled his eyes when we all began to talk at the same time. "Shit..I guess this is the next apocalypse Dad warned me about." He muttered and pinched the bridge of his nose.

The rest of us looked at each other concerned at this horrible news. Ben turned the channel again and many people got easily infected and worst of all, many were dying because of this horrible disease.

"Five." I reached out and placed my hand on his shoulder. "Tell us, what should we do?" He opened his blue eyes and stared at us worried too.

"We need everything we need in order to survive without leaving the academy."

"Wait wait you mean none of us can leave?! What about my drugs?" Klaus pouted and made an exaggerated face.

"I thought you sobered up?" Allison asked and Ben looked at Klaus disappointed as usual.

Luther stepped forward and began to tell us what to do. "Five you're the most responsible, you're coming with me to buy food. Allison, Vanya, you'll be in charge of getting cleaning products. Diego, Ben you'll buy as many masks as you can-"

Before Luther could finish Klaus grabbed my arm and looked serious at him. "(Y/N) and I will get the most important thing...toilet paper."

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"Do we really need all of those?" I tilted my head and stared at my brother filling one cart up with toilet paper and another with drinks and waffles.

Klaus chuckled and waves his arms, "Of course! What if I have diarrea and there's no more toilet paper in rhe world can you imagine that? We'll have to wipe our asses with magazines. I don't think my ass could take that much."

I began to laugh at how ridiculous he sounded. "You are so immature." Five frowned by my side and disapprovingly looked at Klaus who waved his hand out and grabbed more toilet paper.

Five noticed my confused expression since he arrived out of nowhere. "Luther and I overheard you both from the other aisle, i'm just checking up if you're doing the job right."

We both looked ahead and saw Klaus struggling to grab some more since it was so high up. Klaus cried out so Luther reached up and helped him. "Have you seen Vanya or the others?"

And just when I asked them they all appeared, "Here we are, now let's go home before this turns into black friday." Allison said.

We all moved away when a storm of people began doing the same as us. "I guess you were right, sis." Diego said trying to not laugh at two persons fighting over paper.

As quickly as we could we went out to purchase everything and we made it home safely. "Alright everything is settled, We don't know how long this'll take but the important thing here, is to stay together and safe."

We all hummed agreeing with Five and I nodded my head and turned on to watch some cartoons while Ben was sitting by my side reading a book. "Of course! I-I mean how bad can this be?"

******7 Months Later****

The house was a mess and I was slowly going insane like the rest of us. Since we couldn't leave, delivery was a pain in the ass and could take forever to be delivered. This entire mess turned into a pandemic and thankfully none of my family were sick.

We could only wander around the academy doing things to keep up distracted or go back to the yard where we could also be safe but we decided to not go out in case somethinf were to happen.

Ben was on the table with his head rested on a book he already had re-read three times now and needed something new to read.

Klaus was on top of the table where Ben was and groaning while staring boredly at the ceiling.

Allison was sitting on the carpet, he head resting against Luther's arm while Vanya had given up on playing the same songs on her violin.

Diego stared straight ahead at the wooden door with knives onto it.

I was sitting by the window with my hands grabbing a bunch of hair and staring at the outside world. Imagining myself out there, I have always been a person to stay inside without caring to go out..now I regret it.

Five continued to teleport himself around the house and going insane as well. I even noticed him wandering the corridors with an pickaxe.

"This is stupid! There are eight people living in this house and none of you bothered to buy coffee? It's been weeks since i've had a drink and a margerita won't fix my problems." Five annoyingly said whils running his hands over his now longer hair

"How do you think I feel? The nintendo i've been wanting has been selling out like hot cakes!"

"Those are completely different things." Five argued back. "Yeah, but things we both need to live. Just look at this bastard! He's going insane too." I pointed at Ben when he fell out of the chair.

"Our birthday is coming up soon." Vanya remembered us and we all groaned.

"I want to murder all of you." Diego muttered to which I looked at him worried but said nothing.

"Oh, right it's in October.." Klaus spoke again and turned around to look at us. "What's a word for horny but not in a sexual way, like i'm horny for Halloween but i don't want to fuck a pumpkin."

We stayed silent and stared at him, surprised at his stupidity. "Do you mean..excited?" Ben suddenly spoke and turned to his weird brother.

Klaus looked at him and started clapping his hands, "That's the word!"

"Jesus, Klaus you're so weird." Luther rolled his eyes and rested his head against the wall again.

"Yeah, having so much sexual partners has corrupted you." I told him to which Klaus rolled his eyes and went back at staring at the ceiling.

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Today is our birthday. This sucks since we can't go or do anything fun, but that'll all change! I ordered over a week ago a couple of things. It felt like Christmas when I heard the doorbell and I ran down the stairs still wearing my warm pj's since Autumn began and each day got colder.

I ordered some more food with a couple of presents for my adoptive family, a few board games and a few pumpkins so Klaus and Ben could carve them since they both love Halloween.

I hurriedly cleaned up everything and settled everything down. I placed the large cake down along with three boxes of pizzas and many other food I got.

I placed spreaded the twister game down on the rug with a few others I got and once the balloons were up I heard everyone waking up and walking down the stairs. I smiled and waved my hands when I saw them, "Happy birthday! My dear adoptive family."

Vanya smiled and Allison shrieked happily when she saw everything and they both ran up to hug me and congradulate me also. "Happy birthday, sis." The guys came over and did the same, they each were impressed at how I decorated.

"It was tough doing this without Mom, but I bet she would be proud of me..all of us really. Oh, look what I got! I got us some onesies!" I held up the many different ones I got.

They seems more like costumes than onesies. Allison reached over to grab the unicorn one until Klaus snatched it away and played with his long hair,"Mine! Thanks dear sis." I blushed when he kissed my head and began peeling his clothes off to change into the uniforn.

They each began to take one. Allison was a care bear, Luther was dressed like an astronaut, Ben as Harry Potter, Vanya as a vampire, Diego as Batman and I got dressed as Sally from Nightmare Before Christmas.

"There's no way I am wearing that." Five said looking at the last onesie I got. "Do it do it!" Everyone began to cheer. "Come on, Five. You don't want me to be sad right?"

I asked hoping he could do this with us. He rolles his eyes and grabbed the costume from me and left to get changed. I had noticed that during this quarantine that he's been paying more attention to me like the rest.

Everyone one way or another has been trying to hang out or impress me. Diego began teaching me how to throw knives and would get extremely close to me.

Klaus would offer me some drinks to do whatever it is he wanted, at least he tried?

Ben would shyly come to my room and began to talk about how much he missed us, or more specifically me when he was a ghost.

Vanya offered to teach me the violin and even though I sucked at it, she still complimented me.

Five had grown taller now and was no longer a teenager, since that changed he's been asking me to stay with him more than usual.

Luther and Allison well they've been together now so they are out of it.

I got happy and clapped my hands together when Five came out wearinf a skeleton onesie. "It fits you so well, Five!"

"Yeah, it's shallow with no emotions just like Dad." Klaus joked and raised his hand up for a high five, to which Ben declined. "Okay i'm getting out of this." Five began turning around until his pet dog Mr Pennycrumb began to bark and I pulled him back.

"Please don't! I think you look adorable in it." I said smiling up at him. Five frowned and quickly looked away when I noticed his face turning pink.

Vanya came quick and took my hand when she lit up the candles and we all sang happy birthday and blew the candles. Allison and Diego began to cut the cake so I began to give out the presents I got for each.

I got Ben three new books to read and a new leather jacket.

Vanya a new violin with new song sheets for her to learn.

Luther got some new boxing gloves and a new coat.

Klaus was happy when he saw the new eyeliners I got for him with some record vinyls

Allison got a necklace with a dress.

Diego got some new knives and combat boots.

Last was Five, I got him expensive coffee, a new coffee machine since someone broke the last one and no one confessed.

Mr Pennycrumb who is Five's pet dog got a whole lot of treats,toys and a warm outfit.

"I can't believe you got this for us." Allison handed me my piece of cake and hugged me again. Each of them begsn to thanks me for it.

"It was nothing, I just wanted out day to be special." I blushed embarasses by the amount of attention I was getting.

"Joke's on you assholes, I got (Y/N) a gift." Five suddenly said and everyone began to argue at him. Five held out a wrapped up box and I opened it.

I stared at the item and began to freak out, I was even surprised when I saw Five almost smiling at my reaction. "A nintendo?! I thought they were sold out."

"I was lucky to have the last one. I know how much you love those games." I couldn't help it. I reached up and hugged him tight.

Klaus and Diego whistled and we seperated from each other quick. "I guess Five is the favorite sibling now." My entire face was burning up.

"I wouldn't exactly consider (Y/N) as my sibling." I blushed even more realizing what he meant by it. Mr Pennycrumb continued to bark and play with his stuffed toy when he noticed us both.

"Okay okay keep it PG kids!" Klaus came to us and began to take us over to where they all were at the table. "This is amazing, we should play twister next!"

"Ooh why not have a dance contest."

"Maybe (Y/N) here will lend us their console so we can all take turns." I smiled at my family happily planning ahead on how we could spend the rest of the day. Even though we didn't have the biggest of presents, guests or party, we definetly made it up for it and this day couldnt get any better than it already is.

[maxipaddy]

2020 mood

[itsthenovelteafactor]

hypothetical questions for my tua friends... how would y’all feel about a probably way too long meta where i go into the use of the phantom of the opera score and how it clues us in to vanya’s mental state and foreshadows future events...  

[imakeficrequestsandthendisappear]

TUA zoom meetings

Five: how you holding up Vanya?

Vanya: *thinking about girls*

Vanya: remote yearning

[freedom-and-pleasure]

Gerard Way’s character notes: Number Two “Diego” Hargreeves aka The Kraken

Luther Allison Klaus pt 1 Klaus pt 2 Viktor

[vmbrellacademics]

desperately in the mood to join Destiny’s Children to roll around in dirt and use the sex swing

[wittyno]

Is Vanya being locked up hitting differently after a month-and-half in quarantine?

[anterebic]

the amount of love i have for diego hargreeves... smh😔