#vanya is a yearning lesbian

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TUA zoom meetings

Five: how you holding up Vanya?

Vanya: *thinking about girls*

Vanya: remote yearning

[needsmorewlw]

oh to lose my memory because a beautiful woman hit me with her car and i live with her on her farm while she nurses me back to health

[jollyhaunt]

i never knew i needed to see the adult!hargreeves in their school uniform until now and oh

[imakeficrequestsandthendisappear]

Interviewer: What's it like being the only LGBTQ member of The Umbrella Academy?

Klaus: PFft- oNLY?!

Diego: *panics in bisexual*

Five: *sweats in asexual*

Vanya: *yearns in lesbian*

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Vanya: Do you yearn?

Klaus: yearn? do i yearn?

Vanya: I yearn, often I sit and yearn...

Vanya: have you ever yearned?

Klaus: ...well not recently

Klaus: i've craved. i crave all the time, constant craving. but i haven't yearned

Vanya:

[imakeficrequestsandthendisappear]

Vanya: this is Sissy, my lesbian farmer girlfriend. Or, as i like to call her, my crop top.

Klaus: *applauding*

Sissy: ¿

[imakeficrequestsandthendisappear]

hottake:

Klaus wears crocs and isn’t ashamed of it 

Vanya also wears crocs but is kinda ashamed of it