#happy holidays from the Muns as well!

[itsstillrealtomerpg]

Hey everybody! Admins here to wish you a Happy late 4th of July and we hope you all enjoyed your holiday especially if any of you were off from work! Getting to the point of the post, we’ve been keeping a close eye on you all the last month or two and we’ve been noticing a few trends that we feel like are ignoring some of the key values here at ISRTM. So, let’s get into some things.

Connections. We would never discourage y’all from making friends here on dash, however we’ve noticed some of them actively ignore television and the nature of their relationships as a whole. Two wrestlers who are currently feuding or were feuding at some point in the past CANNOT be good friends now/again with no explanation. No, you can’t just point to them being friends IRL and call it kayfabe. For example, if Britt and Jamie began feuding tomorrow, does it make sense to still have them the best of friends? No, it wouldn’t. Now when the feud is done whatever the nature of their friendship is entirely up to the muns, BUT—there needs to be an explanation. You can do this via paras, text messages, private posts, public posts, etc. Again, it does not make sense to have 2 people who were in a blood feud be friends at random without any sort of WHY. This leads into our second point: feuding.

We noticed a lot of y’all are apprehensive when it comes to feuds/arguments and while we completely understand, we’re all adults here. None of us have gone through life without fights and your muses are no different. Shying away from fake conflict leads to some of y’all outright ignoring the feuds on TV and that defeats the purpose of a kayfabe RP. Y’all’s muses should be fighting & arguing during feuds, not ignoring each other. Keep in mind boundaries & communication with each other, because remember: IC =/= OOC.

Heel & face alignments do not dictate who is friends with who. We’ve said it before and we’ll say it again: anyone can be friends here, but there needs to be an explanation behind it. Also, you cannot expect everyone to be friendly with your muse no matter whether they’re heels or babyfaces. Not every heel needs to be friends just because they’re both evil and not every face needs to be friends because they’re nice. Not every character is gonna agree with the other and if you play a character that has done really bad things, expect them to not be well liked. If that’s not something you can handle, you don’t need to play that character.

Characterization. Guys, we love y’all but we really need to study our muses. We understand a lot of y’all crave connections but please do not sacrifice the muse’s personality and history for the sake of ships and connections. Play the character as you truly feel they’d be in kayfabe, not how you want them to be or a specific kind of character you’ve always wanted to play. We allow OCs if that’s what y’all wanna do.

Be HONEST with yourselves. Not every muse is a badass. Not every muse can beat up the other. There is nothing wrong with your muse losing or being a total geek. Everybody is different. For example, GUNTHER is a monster heel that could more than likely destroy majority of the characters here. It makes sense to portray him that way. IT IS HOW HE IS PORTRAYED ON TV. Like this post and message us with “yes, chef”. This is how we will know if you’re actually reading. If you don’t send the message, we will consider kicking you. The Miz is a chickenshit heel who runs from confrontation most of the time and acts smug about it. No he cannot act like a badass and beat up everybody just because you want him to. Again, if that’s not a muse you wanna play then do not pick them up.

When physical altercations DO happen, the outcome is to be somewhere in the middle unless one mun offers to have theirs lose entirely or it doesn’t make sense in any way. For example, Fuego Del Sol cannot hold his own against Roman Reigns. That’s obvious. Any other matchup should acknowledge the current booking of the characters and their strength on television. Also, COMMUNICATE.

We need some more effort from y’all. We’re tired of logging on after a full work day and seeing that the dash has barely moved or nothing interesting happened. We’re tired of not seeing paras, we’re tired of the same topics, we’re tired of no plots. We’re tired of doing events for you guys and hardly anyone participates. Yes, we know everyone has their own lives but at this point y’all either need to make time or leave. All of the admins have full-time jobs and we make the time. Roleplay IS a hobby, but nobody half-asses a hobby. If I like to paint in my spare time, I put effort into my craft. It’s the same for creative writing, which is what RP is at its core, especially KAYFABE RP. We’re not interested in their everyday lives, we’re interested in their storylines. Now if you don’t wanna put in that much effort, you don’t feel you like can, if you disagree with what’s being said here, that’s fine. But you don’t need to be here. There are plenty of non-AU groups out there and no, our feelings wouldn’t be hurt if you left. We’re not holding you hostage. If you have any questions, comments, or concerns feel free to hit the DMs.

Happy RPing

[sparklermun]

Well everyone, that is it! The end of another Pin Post Month and another year of celebrating the Wreck-it Ralph movie. Ten years now since its been in theaters, isn’t that a crazy thought for how much time has passed since these characters asked when we’d seen them again?

Now here they are, characters from the original film and the sequel together in pin form. One for every day of this little event held for the anniversary of the original movie. I’ll admit, this year’s been a tough one for me with so many changes resulting in my entire life being uprooted from where it had been last year. Hosting Pin Post Month didn’t have quite the same feeling this year as it did in others as a result, though it has still been an absolute delight to share my thoughts and see those of other people who take joy in these pins. 

Now though we’ve reached the end of the month, thus the end of the event as well. I’d like to thank those who left their own thoughts whether it be through replies or tags. They honestly brought me a lot of joy and motivation when I saw them each night. I’m glad that the revisiting of old pins along side the presenting of new appears to have been just as successful this year as it was last year. It’s more then likely there will be more revisits in the following year as the supply of unseen pins has dwindled further. Though each of them certainly deserves some spot light on them to make up for the lack of attention each were given in their original posts. Most of which were only composed of one or two sentences at the time, before I decided to add more information about the pins themselves. 

I’m eager to see what the next year has to hold for us, though for now it is time to wrap up the current year of pins and welcome the final month of 2022. I hope you all have a wonderful holiday season and a happy new year to follow!

Thank you again and have a good night! 

- Sparkler-mun :)

[hyliascommonwealth]

Happy New Year, mun and everyone!! 🥳🎊🎉Wishing all a good start and happy trip through 2023!

Does anyone like to have a big celebration for the holidays?

//Thank you Anon! I hope you have a great new year! and especially have a great year to come!!

The Commonwealth has lots of Winter holiday celebrations!

Hyrule Celebrates three days in late December for Couples, Elders and Children where each receive a gift from their loved ones and especially in smaller towns and Villages it's common for the full Village to exchange gifts to each other a week after the Solstice. Most gifts are in the form of home made gifts, tools, and textiles. In Castle town it is common to exchange gifts within your family and also give gifts of food to neighbors, it is very common for soups and breads to be swapped around town so the community can enjoy the flavors of their company. Fireworks are set off in the fields and families often go to watch and enjoy each other's company.

The Sheikah have a small community already, but they spend the time between the Winter Solstice and the new year in a state of quiet observance. They share community Meals in the House of Impa, their leader, three days from the new year they begin to play music, and decorate with lucky tags and chimes to ring in the new year. On the Eve of the new year they set off fireworks, Sing, Drink, And eat good warm foods and have a real banger party for the next week

In The Gerudo Desert They celebrate with Sand seal races, drinking and good food, as well as a massive community get together, the day before new years Eve Gerudo women who have been living abroad with their husbands come back to visit their families with their Daughters, and on the eve of the new year the party moves to Kara Kara bazaar where they celebrate with the whole family with Food, Drink and Fireworks set off in the desert.

In Thunderis the Nightlife is already very lively, with most of the Murals throughout being made with Luminous paint and UV Reactive paints, Thunderans celebrate by dressing in bright festive clothes, and dancing in the streets, many new community murals are painted on New Years Eve as a form of blessing the buildings and businesses with good fortune for the New Year. There are Fireworks set off from a boat off the Glass shore.

In the Rito Village They Celebrate all Winter with Singing and hot food, and especially since the passing of their Champion Rivali, they celebrate with Archery tournaments and when the winner is found on the eve of the New Year they are chosen to fire off the Arrows into the Dawn, as a tribute to The goddess Din.

The Zora typically spend the winter Keeping the domain as warm as possible. they share stories, and legends, and sing together. The King Zora tells stories for the youngest members. They offer their Prayers and Offerings to the Goddess Nayru and one Zora female is sent to the Goddess Spring at the top of Mount Lanayru to pray in the Spring. it is a dangerous Journey but her and her family is celebrated that season and usually receive lots of lovely gifts.

Gorons tend to Celebrate most of their Holidays with feats of strength. as well as a classic meal of Prime Rock Roasts.

[revolutionfm]

꒰  EVENT 001  ꒱   ANNIVERSARY  CELEBRATION.

the  official  holiday  of  love  might  be  over,  but  romance  is  never  truly  out  of  season.  with  their  ten  year  anniversary  coming  up,  renee  carlisle  and  her  wife  taylor  moreno-carlisle  are  inviting  the  entire  company,  employees  as  well  as  all  signed  artists,  to  the  love  themed  party  of  the  year.  having  gotten  married  relatively  privately,  they  have  now  set  their  mind  on  making  their  anniversary  a  happy  occasion  for  everyone.  keeping  their  plans  to  renew  their  vows  at  this  occasion  private  for  now,  all  everyone  knows  is  that  this  event  will  include  a  live  set  by  danai  herself  and  endless  love  themed  amusements  for  the  guests  to  take  their  minds  off  of  their  daily  struggles.  renting  out  a  gigantic  old  farm  venue,  they  spared  no  expenses.  from  a  fair  with  several  love  themed  games  and  rides,  to  taking  boats  out  on  the  nearby  lake  and  feeding  the  swans  or  sending  cute  notes  to  your  loved  ones    —    there  is  no  end  to  the  amusements  one  might  find  here.  there  is  only  one  rule,  renee  and  taylor  are  asking  guests  to  leave  their  phones  at  the  front  gate,  wanting  to  keep  this  event  private  for  the  safety  and  comfort  of  all  its  more  or  less  famous  guests.  but  does  everyone  truly  follow  those  rules  ?    who  knows.

꒰ 001 ꒱   WHEN:   in  character,  the  weekend  getaway  takes  place  march  18  and  19.  out  of  character,  the  event  will  take  place  from  tuesday  14  march  4pm  est  /  9pm  gmt  to  tuesday  21  march  4pm  est  /  9pm  gmt.

꒰ 002 ꒱   WHERE:  the  carlisles  rented  out  an  old  farm  venue,  spanning  not  only  a  vast  amount  of  land  and  old  barns  but  also  considerable  guest  acommodations,  so  that  all  guests  can  spend  the  night  there.  the  farm  is  about  two  hours  outside  of  new york city  by  car. 

꒰ 003 ꒱   WHO:   all  revolution  records  employees  and  signed  artists.

꒰ 004 ꒱   HOW:   muns  are  invited  to  post  open  &  closed  starters  within  this  event  starting  tomorrow.  you  can  use  the  tag    revolution.event    for  all  your  event  related  posts,  including  starters,  but  also  social  media  posts,  lookbooks  or  anything  else  you  might  want  to  post.  you  are  allowed  to  continue  regular  threads  during  this  event  as  well.  there  will  also  be  the  option  for  your  muse  to  send  roses  with  notes  to  other  muses,  which  will  take  place  on  discord,  so  keep  your  eyes  peeled  for  that  the  upcoming  days.  more  information  on  this  will  be  made  available  through  discord.  

it  isn’t  all  to  often  you  get  invited  to  an  undercover  vow  renewal  super  bash,  but  it  is  certainly  reality  for  everyone  working  at  revolution  records.  so  now  it’s  time  for  your  muses  to  pack  their  things,  maybe  form  some  rideshares  and  make  their  way  out  of  the  city  for  a  weekend  of  fun.  generally  speaking,  they  are  invited  to  stay  there  from  saturday  around  noon,  until  late  afternoon  on  sunday.  their  stay,  including  accomodations  and  food,  is  paid  for  by  the  carlisles,  who  felt  after  their  super  private  wedding  the  vow  renewal  party  should  be  all  the  grander.  the  only  thing  they  request  is  for  all  the  guests  to  leave  their  phones  at  check-in.  this  party  is  expecting  a  fair  amount  of  high  profile  guests  and  they  are  supposed  to  feel  safe  and  free  attending,  just  like  everybody  else.  however,  there  might  be  some  ways  in  which  your  muse  could  trick  the  system.

saturday  is  the  time  for  partying  and  exploring  the  grounds.  there  is  certainly  enough  time  for  them  to  get  around  to  all  the  experiences  the  pair  has  prepared  for  them  as  well  as  catch  up  with  all  their  labelmates  and  co-workers.  they  might  also  send  out  roses  with  notes  to  their  ( more  or  less )  loved  ones,  that  will  be  delivered  on  sunday.  sunday  will  start  with  a  celebratory  brunch.  for  this  reason,  guests  have  been  asked  to  follow  a  semi  formal  dress  code,  encouraged  to  wear  outfits  with  red  or  pink  colours  to  celebrate  the  love.  the  brunch  will  be  followed  by  the  actual  surprise  vow  renewal,  featuring  a  touching  speach  by  cfo  nikhil,  and  celebration  afterwards.  there  will  be  champagne,  there  will  be  cake  and  pictures  taken  by  the  hired  photographer  but  most  importantly  a  performance  by  danai  herself. 

[ask-vervain]

Dear Muse(s)/Mun,

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY

A gift from me to you.

Though Valentines may not be for everyone, we get to celebrate the people in our lives and express our affection for those who are dear to us, regardless of relationship status.

I take this day as an opportunity to show my love and support for the countless idv blogs across tumblr (no, like, it's crazy how many of you there are). Please take this as an appreciation gift and thank you for your wonderful content <3

Wishing-you-very-well.

— Mod Joe

P.S.

(( What’s in the box? You decide! It can be literally anything you or your muse(s) want and I don't even know how it works. My point here is that gifts are most valued when the receiver gets something they really want. You want a teddy bear? Here! Want an MK-14? It’s in the box! I am not directly responsible for any sort of damage or chaos this may cause. If you don’t have any ideas, just make it a box of chocolates. ))

"Oh? A mainland holiday found it's way to my little corner of the world, hmm... While I may not quite understand the holiday that much, you have my gratitude for the gift and card."

And while you couldn't quite see it because of the mask, when he opened the box, he had a soft smile on his face from what was inside. In the box was various baked goods from a certain bakery on the mainland that he's been wanting to try and go to.

"Fufu, I've been wanting to leave this island to go visit this bakery, and while I still do plan on it in the future, this gift will help me decide if the food there is too my liking beforehand. Thank you very much..!"

[demon-blood-youths]

Jinx comes out of no where tackling Ink again while hugging her. The other teammates sweatdrops wearing their winter coats and things holding presents.

"DAMN IT JINX, STOP TACKLING PEOPLE!!!!" Echo said angry while carrying some gifts like the other girls.

"Oh dear.." Melinda was using her Telekinesis to hold some of the presents she got the DBT like the others.

"Hi INK!!! MERRY CHRISTMAS EVE!! We got gifts for you guys!" Jinx was happily hugging Ink but lets go to smile. "We got the other fractions gifts they wanted to give you guys too! They are sorry for not being here but they will be here for the Christmas party!"

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((Their is a gift from me to Dani mun as well. Merry Christmas eve dear. Hope your holidays are merry and bright.))

Silver butterfly mun/Peahen mom

"Hahahaha!" Ink laughs while her fraction members greets Jinx's fraction. Hellmare and Fosh takes their winter jackets so they can be put into the closet as he greets Breezy, asking how she's doing. "You're early. Jaron, Maggie and Ophelia are cooking food for us. We got everything ready. A handful of the fractions came in and are helping with the cooking too as they brought their own dishes and presents too."

Navarro sighs, "Just give up, Echo. Ink likes being tackled like that!" He says. "Anyway....come in before you all freeze. The weather today is freaking cold as shit!"

"Plus we got you presents!" Said Gerald, grinning. Taz nods. "Also we got some hot chocolates on the table." She said.

"We got games," Oblivion said. The teens were enjoying their time with the Cursed Vixens while Navarro takes Echo to which Rust grins. "Oh shoot! Mistole!" Rust grins making Navarro's cheeks flush red.

"YOU PUT THAT THERE, RUST!" Navarro yelled making Shdwkyz and Rust snicker. Navarro sighs as he pats Echo's shoulder. "Want me to kiss you on the forehead to get this over with."

While the rest are just playing games, drinking, and talking with each other. Soon, dinner has arrived with Jaron who kisses Melinda on the cheek. "Sorry for not greeting you at the door. Just busy with the cooking." He tells her as other fractions were helping around the soon, the food brought by the fractions and the food made by the DBT and a few others. There are three turkeys, and chickens. two mac n cheese, hams, casseroles, lasagna, mashed potatoes, spiced wine, and many more.

The party was merry and memorable. Everyone is happy.

"Merry Christmas, Jinx!" Ink smiled. "Merry Christmas to everyone!" Ink grins.

@the-silver-peahen-residence

[the-haunted-office]

A gift as long as letter appear before September reading:

"Hello I know we haven't met before and I hope we can in the future! I'm the black cube of darkness! I'm just your average floating black eldritch cube and I wanted to wish you a happy holidays so i got you a gift! Sincerely The Black Cube of Darkness."

Inside the gift was _________ (Mun Fill in the blanks)

432 was in the In Between minding her own business when the gift appeared.

"What the hell..." she mutters and floats on over to it. Currently she has no physical body, being a mass of energy who was once a living person who had been broken down by the mist entity. She is starting to gain a little bit more of a form, since she has merged with at least five other souls, but it's not permanent by any means nor is it stable.

She is able to grab onto the letter and read it, though.

If she had eyebrows, they'd be shooting way up right about now.

...What is it with people being randomly nice to her? She technically hasn't met Cube, although she has observed him through the shards floating around in the In Between - not to mention she observed his part in the whole End of the World thing that Ghostday brought down upon everyone - so she isn't quite sure what to make of him. He seems okay, but she isn't sure how comfortable she is with receiving a gift from him.

She has bad memories of receiving gifts from others. When she received them, that is.

Well, better get this over with.

She focuses her energy on the package and rips it open. A little penguin pin pops out of it, which she scrambles to collect before it can float away.

There is nowhere she can place it, either on herself or in the In Between, but she tries her best to hold it within the loose mass of energy that she is.

How did he know that she loves penguins?

Oh well. It's cute, that's all that matters.

432 spends the better part of the day swirling around it and looking at it, wishing she still had a body to pin it onto.

[aurorabayrpg]

we have 3 new wanted connections!

[CASTILLO AARGÓN ([RAÚL ESPARZA)] is looking for their [OLDEST CHILD FROM A HIGH SCHOOL RELATIONSHIP]

[CASTILLO AARGÓN (RAÚL ESPARZA)] is looking for their [DAUGHTER]

[CASTILLO AARGÓN ([RAÚL ESPARZA)] is looking for their [SON]

[CASTILLO AARGÓN ([RAÚL ESPARZA)] is looking for their [OLDEST CHILD FROM A HIGH SCHOOL RELATIONSHIP]. They are [30-33], and look an awful lot like [ANY CUBAN OR HALF CUBAN FC]. Muns [DO NOT] have to contact mun before applying.

these two are a classic case of ‘strained, absent, workaholic father relationship’ syndrome. cas was quite young when your muse came along; a consequence of young love. and cas acted quite childish to the new responsibility. he has never denied your muse or pretended as if they didn’t exist, but he was a part-time dad at the best of times and a quarter-time dad the majority of the time. to him, he just had to get his law degree, no matter if that meant his child hardly saw him. he’d show up to maybe one curricular activity, a birthday, then the end of the year holidays every year. it didn’t help that he met and ended up getting engaged to someone else while he was finishing up the law degree he neglected you for. it was all in the name of providing a better life for your muse. at least that’s what he told himself. but by the time he thought he had all his ducks in a row (and now half-siblings for you to bond with) your muse was well into their pre-teen years and wanted nothing to do with their 'barely dad’. even as your muse continued to give him the cold shoulder, cas still would reach out every once in a while and send them a good sum of money every christmas and birthday. but it wasn’t enough to heal the wounds your muse received from his absence, was it? cas was so wrapped up in providing a stable life for them (or as stable as he could provide being barely on the precipice of young adulthood when your most formative years took place) that he forgot the emotional connection altogether. hopefully, their mother supplemented for his lack of emotional intelligence. the two don’t stay in touch anymore, especially after your muses iced out of everything cas. but two years ago, their birthday came and went and there was no text. no letter. nothing from him. your muse must have heard right? aspen creek is only so big. does your muse pity their loss? do they feel numb, unable to put aside their hurt to sympathize with the cause of that hurt? or could this hurt, even after all these years, spell the start of a healed relationship? maybe he could show you how much he has truly cared for you all these years. but who knows? the past is still heavy between these two.

[CASTILLO AARGÓN (RAÚL ESPARZA)] is looking for their [DAUGHTER]. They are [22-23], and look an awful lot like [BEBE WOOD (OR ANY ½ CUBAN, ½ WHITE FEMALE FC)]. Muns [DO NOT] have to contact mun before applying.

Additional information: 

though your muse’s arrival was sooner than cas expected, the aargón family was more than happy to welcome another child into their lives. your muse has felt the least of cas’ past strife. in fact, she was only five months old when he passed his bar exam. sure, her dad was still a workaholic, but she’d never know an absent father like her older sibling did. she would grow up knowing even less of the details as by the time she came along, the ghosting had already begun. your muses’ life was pretty normal at the house on maple grove. cas and iris were loving parents who worked hard but always made time for her and her brother. however, your muse absolutely had more quality time with her mom due to the nature of cas’ work. however, he is absolutely a sucker for your muse’s younger child charms. she could probably get him to try to fly her to the moon if that’s what she asked of him. well, at least she could. ever since her mom’s passing two years ago, your muse hasn’t seen much of her dad. he has poured himself into his work, shutting out every family member from his life. he has removed all the photos of iris and won’t even speak her name. what effect will this have on your muse’s young adult years? will their relationship survive?

[CASTILLO AARGÓN ([RAÚL ESPARZA)] is looking for their [SON]. They are [23-24], and look an awful lot like [JORDAN GONZALEZ (NO ALTS DUE TO CHARACTER & JORDAN BEING CUBAN + TRANS)]. Muns [DO NOT] have to contact mun before applying.

cas was terrified when his then-fiancee announced she was pregnant. it was almost a sick flashback to the situation with his first child. but he wasn’t a young kid anymore and that safety net of a good job he worked so hard for was almost below his feet. so, he sucked it up, got married and your muse was soon born to the happy couple. his younger sister would follow only 1-2 year(s) later, creating this perfect little family living in their house on maple grove. his dad was still a workaholic, but he’d never know an absence of cas like his older sibling did. he would grow up knowing of them but never any of the gory details. your muses’ life was pretty normal from then on. cas and iris were loving parents who worked hard but always made time for him and his sister. however, your muse absolutely had more quality time with his mom. cas worked crazy hours and every case consumed him, but hopefully, your muse can remember those late nights after being woken up by a nightmare, running down to his study, and cuddling with his dad by the fire. when your muse came out to him as trans, cas simply grabbed his face, kissed him on the forehead, and told him ‘i love you son’. he also insisted on helping your muse rename himself to his true name, since he wanted that name to mean more than his old deadname. as he got older, cas told your muse of his own struggle with his identity and coming to terms with the fact he was bisexual. though cas would never admit it, your muse and his relationship was closer than either of his other children. however, after the accident that took your muse’s mom, cas has changed. he has completely gone into work mode. has your muse even spoken to him lately? also, he has removed all the photos of iris and won’t even speak her name. has your muse come back from college to take care of him since he has only gotten worse these past two years? maybe he never left but can’t bring himself to continue trying to speak to a brick wall. does your muse miss hearing cas call him 'mi hijo’? let’s see where these two end up.

[hollowfaith]

♣ ♠ ♣ ♠ ♣ ♠ i forgot if i already sent you any so here you go

Send “♣” for a random fact about the mun. Send “♠” for a random fact about my muse.

the best pizza i ever ate was from some tiny pizzeria just off a side street by the uffizi galleries: super thin, super basic topping (was it margherita?) and super almost choked me to death cause friends and i had to scarf it down in like 5 min after it came out so we could catch the bus back to the hotel. it’s been over 10 years i still haven’t forgotten that pizza dang it

living by a forest now and there’s been a bear who keeps stealing the neighbor’s chicken feed and dog food, like he just blatantly dragged the bags away in broad daylight. last i heard they snatched a fruit basket out of the garage of our other neighbor. even fattening up for hibernation isn’t easy in this economy huh

in may of 2013 i once commissioned a dude for a pen. i finally got it 8 years later in may 2021 because of his multiple IRL reasons. i used to email the guy during Xmas to say happy holidays BUT ALSO just to make sure he was still alive (he was just going thru some mid-life crisis stuff as an artist). after he sent me my pen he quit the urushi fountain pen business to just focus on normal lacquerwork for bowls and plates and stuff. i hope he’s doing good now.

despite all appearances his ideal date is actually just a home cooked meal and a day together with his loved one. he might like all the packaging of a luxurious life, but there’s actually very little he needs to feel happy/content. klaus could feed him grass and he’d still be satisfied.

before meeting klaus his life was extremely routine and boring; however as he had no desires this didn’t bother him. he got used to passing days on autopilot and fulfilling his father’s orders and only after klaus kept defying his expectations (read: not dying) did he invest more of himself into the world, eventually resulting in taking over the reins for himself. as a result he can’t deal with small annoyances very well and frequently feels upset by them.

he’s not ticklish, but the back of his neck is a rather sensitive spot. as few can reach him (on account of his height) and even less dare to touch him, hardly anyone knows this fact (even aurelius himself).

[kismetharborapps]

ooc information

name: sky

preferred pronouns: she/her

age: 23

timezone: gmt

activity level: 6/10

triggers: n/a

anything else?: n/a

character information

name: evelyn rosewood 

faceclaim: naomi watts 

gender & pronouns: she/her

age: 53

birthday: 7/13/1970

place of birth: leeds, uk 

occupation: author & columnist 

neighborhood: cresthill meadows 

time since arriving in kismet harbor: six months

filling a wanted connection?: kaan aksoy’s mother figure (unlisted connection, but have discussed with the mun) 

biography: 

— evelyn was born into a middle class family. her parents were both academics with her father teaching archaeology and her mother teaching art history. she also has two younger sisters, who she gets on with very well. the whole family, despite having always being busy, ensured to dedicate plenty of time to one another and when the sisters were growing up they went on holiday to a new country every year. like the rest of her family, evelyn grew up as a bookworm. she was always an advanced reader and spent most of her free time with her head in a book. she loved it most when her mother would read her a story before bedtime, which her sisters were later included in when they got a bit older. they also often visited museums and galleries on educational trips and went to as many as they could across the uk.

— all throughout her educational career, evelyn was a top student and something of a teacher's pet. she always went above and beyond with essays, projects, and presentations to ensure the best grades possible to make her parents proud and be a role model to her sisters. she loved art, history, home economics, and was passionate about english ever since she learned to read and write; she later pursued english literature when she attended university, firstly in london for her bachelor of arts and then in her hometown of leeds to complete both her masters and phd. 

— evelyn never intended to go into lecturing, but after several years of writing research papers specifically on historical ghost stories and gothic literature, it came naturally, especially after both of her parents were involved in the academic world. knowing she had her parents' support and wisdom, evelyn was confident that she could excel in her role. at the age of 29, the opportunity arose for her to teach in the netherlands, which she couldn’t pass up, even if it meant being apart from her family. 

— she settled in well, living in a cosy apartment a short distance from the university, and began to pick up the language, which was a relief to say the least. she also became good friends with her turkish neighbours and was more than happy to help out with anything they needed, including watching the three children if the parents needed to work, do errands, or if they needed time out. to cope with the massive change in her life, evelyn also found solace in writing. she began writing short stories at first, but her ultimate goal was a novel. after some thought and planning, she started drafting her first novel entitled ‘the secrets we bury’: a dark academia story set in her home city during the victorian period. 

— during the summer of her sixth year in the netherlands, just after her 35th birthday, evelyn took a trip to the pacific northwest of the usa: somewhere she always wanted to visit. she had dreamt of the rugged landscape, the crashing waves, the quaint towns, the vast forests, and what inspiration she could find there. she flew out to seattle, spent a week there (which, as a fan of the tv show frasier, was incredibly exciting) before renting a car and driving down the coast. by chance she ended up in kismet harbour and completely fell in love with the place. it proved successful in giving her inspiration for her second novel, a mystery story with elements of the supernatural entitled 'hold the dark', which she initially began writing in tandem with the first, but not publishing until three years after her trip. 

— returning to the university in the new academic year, she found that the literature department had a new lecturer. he was charming, kind, enthusiastic, and they both warmed to each other very quickly. they would eat lunch with each other on most days, discuss the university modules, talk about their favourite books, and eventually he asked evelyn out on a date. they went to dinner in a restaurant that was perhaps a little too expensive, made constant and jovial conversation over a delicious meal, and he walked evelyn home. after that night, she found herself falling in love with him and every time they were together she fell that bit further. after three dates in total, they became an official couple and two years later they were engaged. however, two months before the wedding it was called off as they found themselves growing apart and being engulfed in their own personal passions and work and couldn’t find a way to compromise. 

— she soon began to focus more and more on her own writing, dreaming up more ideas for novels, and realised that was what she wanted to do with her life, so reluctantly she gave up teaching. she also realised that, even though she loved the place very much, the netherlands wasn’t home and now had too many bad memories associated with it. she ended up moving back to leeds to stay with her parents for a while before figuring out what to do next. 

— at the of 37, evelyn returned home and during this emotional slump, evelyn began writing an bi-monthly column for fellow bookworms and those interested in literary theory. she still does it to this day, writing about up and coming authors, new books she's read, how literary theory is and can be applied to specific novels, and even writes reviews. it gave her back her confidence and allowed to express herself whilst also getting other people involved in something they all loved. 

— evelyn eventually found her own flat in the city centre to move in to after spending several months with her parents. in that time her blog became incredibly popular and she adopted a miniature schnauzer puppy and named him edgar. she remained there until sixth months ago, eventually ending up an author of seven books, when she decided to move to kismet harbour, which she had always thought about moving too, feeling as though it would be a perfect place to call home. 

other: previous account: https://athenamarchmain.tumblr.com/ / pinterest: https://pin.it/4ezH9s3CD

pets: https://images.app.goo.gl/GJDa1BwV3saZmB9X8 - male miniature schnauzer named edgar (age five) 

town activities: read between the wines, trivia nights, budding minds, hands on kismet harbor 

draw of luck: yes

[the-silver-peahen-residence]

Hi Peahen mom,

Could you write another short holiday drabble with the fractions again. Maybe something different this time? :3

((Hello anon dear, hope your well. I think I can write something this time for you again. So please give me a moment. Oh and some of the fractions belong to @demon-blood-youths ))

Silver butterfly mun/Peahen mom

It was that time once more as the holidays were around the corner once more. Everyone was already having decorations and fun things seen everywhere. The fractions were having fun in their own way while either hanging out with one another or just doing some early Christmas shopping.

Ink was hanging out with Jinx who was wearing heavy coats and warm scars while laughing. She was even seeing that the six claws were even getting gifts for her even Yuji getting something for Jinx which surprised her.

The others were doing their own thing. Shdwkyz was doing some shopping already but he saw Vivi near a grave spot lowering some flowers to two of them. Seems during this, she visits her parents during the holidays. Shdwkyz decided this year, he went to visit and offer flowers for them too. His favorite ones along with her own. After that, they spend time together getting some hot drinks.

Breezy and Rust was already showing some new games to play for the holiday with the younger members. Taz and Timmy were speaking about some new things. Gerald and Ping were happily thinking of new pies to make with some help.

Navarro was helping Echo with a project of making snow ball cannons to the snow ball wars later on. Of course, they knew they would see who made theirs better. The healers Hex and Ophelia was working on some new projects for after the holidays and new years but it was nice they got time to hang out.

T-bone was hanging out with Maggie while showing her some new tricks he could do. Though he didn't mind even getting her something he would give later on when Christmas came around. Rex already was helping Kali with something with their fractions hanging out. He was happy to be of help even if Kali hid her flushed cheeks knowing he would.

Joshua was helping Ashley with something even if their fractions were trying to get him to just relax for once. Same with her too with this hang out. They heard Oblivion was hanging out with Yuuka right now showing off some game she was helping her with. Though, she was happy to see Yuu was having fun and not being so down. Deep down, she was happy for that. Even being shocked to see that Yuu really was happy to hang out with her more and more.

So it seems many was doing alright so far, even doing some other shopping or helping one another with delivering gifts to others even family members. Now, it leaves to another area.

We go to Jaron and Melinda who was hanging out, however, she heard he was helping his grandmother this year as before. Though, after arriving he saw she was waving bye to some people who got some goodies.

"Hmmm? Jaron! My precious grandson, how are you? Seems you arrived just in time." she smiled seeing him walk in after removing his coat and hat.

"I did say I would be here to help you out Grandma. Always will every holiday." He smiled as he saw her walk over to hug her grandson sweetly. However, she pulls back from him when noticing Melinda who was removing her winter coat and hat. "Hmm? And who is this sweetie? A friend of yours?" she said.

"Hmm? Ah, right. Grandma. This is Melinda Brooks.....She's my friend and wanted to help out." he said as Melinda looks to his grandmother and gently smiled.

"H..Hello ma'am. It's so nice to meet you." she said seeing his grandma look at her but smiled. She even pets Melinda's head as she closed her eyes.

"Awwww so polite. It's lovely to meet you too my dear." she said as Melinda bows her head slightly. "I will say welcome to the bakery since this is your first time. But thank you for helping my grandson this year." she said.

"Of course. I always love to help out.." she said but Jaron was happy to see his grandmother already liking Melinda. With that, she smiled and already got both Jaron and Melinda to help out in the Bakery. She saw that both her and him helped with baking goodies, sweeties, cakes, bread, and other good things for customers that came. His grandmother can see she had the passion of cooking even if she was happily greeting people with a smile her heart means well.

Jaron even was helping while packing up some of the pies he makes with Melinda helping too. In a while, they were having so much that his grandma smiled finding it sweet but it leaves her wondering. Seeing her grandson so happy it made her heart happy.

Later on, Melinda was making some home made hot chocolate for his grandma, Jaron, and herself while Jaron was helping his grandmother with something.

"Jaron?"

"Yes Grandma?" he asked setting the tray down as he sees her smile.

"I wanted to say thank you again this year for helping me out. You always are so sweet to offer." she said as he laughed.

"Of course. I don't mind doing this every year."

"I know. But this year you have help and it was sweet of her to do that." she said sitting down with Jaron agreeing being happy. Melinda always loved to help everyone. As they waited for the hot chocolate, she looks seeing Melinda making it while smiling. She can see she was a really sweet girl to look at Jaron.

"By the way dear.."

"Yes?"

"........I think she's perfect for you too." she said but Jaron blinks to look at her.

"Huh? What do-"

"You didn't think I would know honey? She must be your girlfriend I believe right?" she said but Jaron looks quiet then he laughed.

"I..I uhhhh.."

"It's alright dear. I think she's perfect for you." She said when Jaron looks at his grandma but then down.

"So...you like her?" he asked.

"Yes. She's sweet, kind, she has a heart of gold just like you, and she's won my grandson's heart. I always told you their was someone out there for you....no matter what. Seems like she found you." She said closing her eyes to smile. "I know her own family would be happy to know that.......but I really do like her. She's such a sweetheart." she chuckled that Jaron said nothing.

"Well..she really is. Melinda is....she's really special and I always wanna be sure she knows I care about her." he said.

"I know you do. You always had a good heart and I can tell she has one too." that's when she sees Melinda coming with the hot chocolate as she was careful.

"Here you go. I hope you like it." she said sitting down while handing Jaron's grandmother a mug with whip cream and holiday sprinkles on time.

"Thank you dear." She smiled to see Melinda hand Jaron his own before she sits to get hers. The three takes s sip of the hot soothing drink. So nice. It had the right amount of chocolate, milk, some sweetening and the whip cream was perfect to add. As they drink, his grandmother smiled.

"My dear..Melinda right?" she saw Melinda blink to look as she lowers the mug.

"Yes ma'am?" she asked but his grandmother smiled.

"Now now, you don't have to be so formal dear. I wanted to ask you something." she said seeing Melinda blink. "Yes?"

"I see that my grandson is really close to you. Though, I can tell their something more deeper between you and him being that your his girlfriend correct?"

Melinda blinks but her cheeks flushed while Jaron looks quiet to look at her. Seeing her look at her but nods. "Y...yes; I am. I really care about Jaron and..I wanna be sure I'm there to protect and see him happy. He deserves that...as his friends and mine too." she said.

"Oh?"

"Y..yes...I mean, I owe Jaron my life since he did help me in the past when we first met. We were friends and he helped me even when we just met. He's really a sweet guy and I'm happy that our paths crossed. It tells me my life may change one day and it did.....thanks to him." she smiled looking down at her mug. "Thanks to him, I got new friends, a new family, and meeting so many amazing people. I know he really helped me..and I'm so grateful for that."

His grandmother blinks hearing this but smiled finding it precious.

"Melinda.." He said nothing but looks to her as Melinda was happy.

"I do mean that. Jaron really is a wonderful person and..I'm happy to have met him. If I didn't, I wouldn't be here today." she said smiling with eyes closed. His grandmother chuckled finding it cute but sets her hot chocolate down to look at them. "My dear? Can you come here?"

"???" Melinda blinks to look as she got up to walk over sitting near her in another chair. That's when she reaches to take Melinda's hand and hold it in her own. This made her quiet to look at his grandmother seeing a gentle look.

"I'm really happy to meet such a sweet young lady. You really have made my grandson happy and I thank you for being by his side just like his friends. I always worry about my Jaron to what his life is now but....I'm glad to know he has someone close by him to get through this life. I will say this; thank you so much for being there for him. I'm happy to know his found a sweet girl for his girlfriend." she said even holding Melinda's cheek that she blinks not expecting this from her.

"......T...thank you.."

"Of course dear." she said even giving Melinda a hug as she blinks to his grandmother smiling. "M..Ma'am?"

"Thank you for being there for my grandson. Please be sure you keep him happy for me. I know your family would be proud of you...." she said as Melinda looks quiet but she only smiled to hug her back. Jaron smiled seeing this tender moment as it was pretty sweet.

~~~~~~~~

Later, both Jaron and Melinda were getting ready to leave but holding some bags with sweets to take back. "Now you both get back safe you hear me?" she said seeing the two nod. She even gives Jaron a hug while kissing his cheek.

"Thank you again Jaron for helping me again this year.."

"Of course." he laughed smiling. She lets him go but goes to hug Melinda too.

"And thank you for helping as well..You take good care of my baby alright?" she said seeing Melinda smile and nod.

"Of course.." she said.

"Good. Oh and you have my blessing if you were going to get married in the future. I want cute grandbabies you know." she laughed as Jaron and Melinda blushed red. She giggled while Jaron looks to the side.

"Grandma....."

"I know, I know.." she chuckled. In a while, she sees them walking off while waving good bye to her. His grandmother smiled waving bye to them but she was happy for them.

"Take good care of him, my dear...." she said sweetly while seeing this. However, in another location, two people was watching Melinda and Jaron from a image mirror. A woman was smiling with tears seeing this while another held her close with their other kids.

"Seems Melinda is doing alright. As we knew she would..and you were worried." The woman said seeing her husband chuckle.

"Can you blame me? She's my daughter but...I wanna be sure she's safe. Seems like she is. Even if she is a demon now......." he said while the two smile. The female was Melinda's mother named Sandra kitten brooks while being held by her husband Ken brooks. Their other children, Nikki, Brooke, and Matthew were happy for her while seeing their big sister safe and alive still.

"Well, I still love my baby girl..I'm so happy that she's living her life safe. I know she has grown stronger but..I'm also happy for that kind boy keeping her safe." Sandra smiled but Ken agreed.

"You know? I hope we can thank him one day for being there and saving her life. But I think this is fine too." he said but the two looks seeing Melinda smiling while Jaron even was holding hands. Even seeing Jaron's grandmother heading back inside to close up the shop for the night.

"I hope their happy together Ken......" Sandra said but he smiled to hold his wife kissing her head.

"I hope so too...." he said before they close the image mirror.

Seems Jaron's grandmother and Melinda's parents approve of this but it was another good year for this holiday. For now, it seems this was going to be nice holiday for everyone.

Even for the Jackal and Lung dragon.

[jigschosai]

Jigs and Nashmeira - Holiday Special

[A note from the mun. Happy Holidays everyone. Chapter 2 got a bit out of control so I'm going to have to go back and rescale it to something I can manage. I did have an idea for a short story and felt that would be ok on its own. However, I noticed something was on my mind after reviewing the first draft. I decided to change things up a bit and turn it into a writing exercise for changing the feel of a scene through different words without changing much within the scene itself. They're color coded so you can choose which one you're in the mood for. Afraid I have no new gposes for this because, well, you folks will probably figure it out.]

Jigs was seated on the couch of the apartment reading when Nashmeira entered struggling with a wrapped package almost as big as she was.  Jigs had his book down and was nearly up to help her when she half handed, and half flopped the package to him.  She was normally so elegant, seeing her struggle with anything was unusual.  With the package removed she had her usual grace back.  She curled up on the chair across from him, bringing her legs up to the heavy sweater she wore in the apartment to stay warm; a smile on her face as she looked at her confused boyfriend.

‘Meira had moved into his modest apartment with him about 9 months ago.  The adjustment period was a little rough for both of them.  Jigs wasn’t used to having someone around so often, and his need for solitude forced him out into the city for walks at odd hours.  This was about the worst thing for ‘Meira, who was still adapting to not having as many people around her.  She was used to the bustle of a lot of people with the dance troupe, and the servants at the Fortemps manor gave her the same feeling of comfort.  Being alone in the apartment, and not knowing why Jigs was going out was awful for her.  On top of that, despite his best efforts, Jigs simply couldn’t make the apartment warm enough for her.  Her Radz-at-Han blood did not adapt well to the cold despite having lived in Ishgard for nearly a year.

This initially caused a bit of friction between them until ‘Meira finally sat him down and forced Jigs into a discussion about both of their issues.  There were no raised voices, only a lot of apologies.  Neither had known the other was having a hard time with things as they were.  They managed to work most of the issues out though, and at certain times Jigs would retire to the den for some time to himself, though still in the apartment to provide the background noises ‘Meira needed to feel comfortable.  There wasn’t much they could do about the chilly apartment that hadn’t been tried already, but Jigs had worked with Eliasse to get ahold of some very warm clothes for ‘Meira to wear at home.

“Go ahead, open it,” ‘Meira urged smiling.

Jigs held the large package, wrapped in white paper with a wide blue ribbon adorning it.  It was heavy, but also soft, the wrapping paper crinkling in his hands due to the weight of it.  He set the package on his lap and carefully undid the ribbon, then unwrapped the gift.

It was a blanket, or maybe a sweater, tightly knitted in a rich blue, the same blue as his favorite armor.  He smiled as he unfolded it,” it’s wonderful!”  As he got it unfolded he saw it was indeed a sweater, but a few sizes too large; maybe meant for a Roegadyn or Hrothgar. “It seems a bit big though..”

“I was assured it was the correct size, why don’t you try it on and I’ll be right back,” as she left to another room.

Jigs did as he was told, stood up and removed his sweater and then put the oversized sweater on.  It nearly reached his knees, and the chest was far too big.  Weirdly the arms seemed to be correct.  The knit was fine on it, but with it being so large it wouldn’t do much to keep him warm.

“How’s it fit?” she called from the other room.

“Definitely big.” He felt awful, unsure if she had gotten his measurements wrong, or she’d been grafted, or … did she think he was putting on weight?

“Let me check,” she came back in without her sweater.  Her movements were nearly too fast for him to follow.  In an instant she had closed the distance between them, crouching down she pulled the waist of the sweater up and over her head, then jumped up into Jigs chest, her head appearing out the neck of the sweater next to his own.  Jigs lost his balance and fell back onto the couch, which creaked under the sudden weight.

Her face was right next to his, a smile across it, “no, it fits perfectly,” she replied to his earlier comment as she warmed herself against him.  Sure enough, with the two of them in the sweater, it fit perfectly.

Jigs reached for the blanket across the back of the couch and draped it across what little was exposed of  ‘Meira’s legs and feet.  Then he smiled and wrapped his arms around the tiny hyur woman that stole his heart.

“Let me see,” she dashed back into the room wearing her pajamas.  She was so sprightly Jigs could barely see her.  In a flash she was in front of him huddled at his legs, tugging the waist of the sweater over her head.  She sprung up though the sweater and her head popped out through the neck alongside Jigs’.  Jigs was so bewildered that he tumbled back onto the couch which squeaked as they thumped into the cushions.

She beamed with her face next to Jigs, “no, it fits perfectly,” she chirped in response to his earlier comment and snuggled into his chest for warmth.  The sweater gently hugged them closer to each other.

Jigs drew a blanket from the back of the couch across ‘Meira’s tootsies.  Then he hugged her tight as he loved her more than anyone else!

“Let me check,” she came back in wearing a tank top and skin tight leggings.  Her passage was nearly too quick for him to follow.  In a flash she had closed the gap between them, crouching down she stretched the waist of the sweater around Jigs thighs creating an opening which she then thrust herself up, her head emerging next to Jigs through the neck of the sweater. Her impulsive movements caused Jigs to spill back onto the couch, which groaned under the sudden weight.

Her breath tickled Jigs lips and her eyes indicated she wore a naughty smile, “No, it fits perfectly,” she purred as pressed herself into him for warmth.  The sweater gently pulled their bodies closer together.

Jigs slid an adjacent blanket across ‘Meira’s exposed legs and feet.  He then embraced the woman he yearned for and pressed her body into his.

“Let me see about that,” she strode back into the room without her sweater, advancing toward Jigs at a breakneck pace.  As she reached him, she squatted down and yanked the waist of the sweater behind her head and shoved herself up.  Her head punched through the neck of the sweater stopping only an inch from his own.  She forced Jigs off balance and onto the couch which cried out being suddenly crushed under their combined weight.

She was eye to eye with Jigs, “It fits perfectly,” she snapped.  She yanked Jigs closer to her to heat herself up.  The sweater captured the two of them with little room to break apart.

Jigs snapped a blanket off the back of the couch and dropped it on ‘Meira’s unprotected feet.  He then wrapped his arms around her and flattened the woman he was wild about against him.  

“I wish to verify your hypothesis,” she returned wearing a simple linen outfit.  She approached Jigs at a speed of about 12.1 meters per second (40 feet per second), allowing her to reach Jigs in about 0.3 s.  Upon arriving at Jigs, ‘Meira crouched and grabbed the waist of the sweater with each of her hands.  She proceeded to lift the waist of the sweater up and over her head, then releasing her grip.  With her torso located between Jigs body and the inside of the sweater, she used her leg muscles to spring up with enough force for her to jump roughly 0.5 m (1.6 f) which caused her head to pass through neck of the sweater and come to a stop approximately 5 cm (2 in.) from Jigs own head, the entire sequence taking only an additional 0.5 s.  The speed of the moments combined with Jigs inability to prepare for the sudden change in weight his legs were supporting caused his balance to fail and he and ‘Meira pivoted backwards onto the couch which produced a noise of approximately 60 dB due to the joints of the wooden frame shifting under the sudden load.

‘Meira’s face remained roughly 5 cm from Jigs.  Her expression changed with a slight raise of the edges of her mouth, consistent with the release of serotonin and/or dopamine.  She provided a vocal response to Jigs earlier hypothesis, “no, it fits perfectly.”  She adjusted herself to increase the transfer of heat from Jigs body to her’s while the sweater provided suitable insulation for the heat to be retained.  The sweater was of sufficient size to fit both of their torso’s with little capacity remaining.

Jigs extended his arm and clasped a separate cloth used for insulation.  He then dragged this cloth and let it rest on ‘Meira’s legs and feet which were not insulated by the sweater.  He mimicked the facial expression of ‘Meira, also indicating either serotonin and/or dopamine was released and wrapped both of his arms across ‘Meira’s back while applying moderate pressure.

[arcgeminga]

(also for Aspros Mun ;; I meant it for everything you're going through xD I hope you're doing okay now ;3 )

♚— Oh! Well! Thank you! My family and I are doing fine!

I know this is after the new year and all, so, Happy New Year! I took a small break from a lot of things for celebrations and family time, so I'm sorry that this is an extremely late reply. I hope that you had a pleasant holiday few weeks?

[pokemon-dynamics]

Hey, how do you guys celebrate Christmas and New Years (if you do)? (Also hope you’re doing well and having a happy holidays, mun!)

"We do celebrate both! Nimbasa City is well known for their celebrations, especially New Years Eve. We love fireworks! The most famous thing to do for New Years is to Kiss in the new year while riding the Ferris wheel! The line is always long, so you have to be really lucky to get a ride at the exact moment, maybe I'll be lucky one of these days!" "As for Christmas, Ingo and I would always put up a tree, we even bought ornaments for each of our Pokémon. I still have presents I've kept wrapped in the closet from the times Ingo was missing... I don't know when to give them to him yet."

[hazbinbargainbin]

I posted 982 times in 2022

That's 789 more posts than 2021!

392 posts created (40%)

590 posts reblogged (60%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@arachn0philia

@hazbinbargainbin

@hellizens-a

@poisoncandyhearts

@smiledotdeer-a

I tagged 975 of my posts in 2022

Only 1% of my posts had no tags

#i feel the heat; i see the light (angel dust) - 314 posts

#the radio demon (alastor) - 162 posts

#pun mun - 138 posts

#the audience (answered ask) - 124 posts

#lets try something new! (ask memes) - 121 posts

#wait - there's a script? (ooc) - 112 posts

#shady spectators (anonymous) - 89 posts

#not for the kiddins (nsfw) - 84 posts

#prince of hell; father of one (stolas) - 82 posts

#oh the dashboard melted but we've still got the radio (dashboard) - 78 posts

Longest Tag: 129 characters

#(hi hello i haven't been able to write for a few days. i'm keeping the event up for a little longer to deal with my stupid brain)

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Silk and pennies

Closed starter for @poisoncandyhearts

"We gave you plenty of fuckin' chances, Valentino. Really would have thought this slut was worth more to ya then a few bucks..."

With the sound of a struggle and a short scream, a video ends before picking up into a fresh loop of threats, demands, and consequences for ignoring their previous attempts in a torturous choir of screams and cries. It's hard to say how many times it's played now, how many times Val's actually payed attention to it, but it's the last lead in a week long scramble to find his most profitable lover whore.

Well, until.

A text comes from his eyes and ears through all things tech, simple yet all too foreboding.

[Txt: Vox] Found him. You're not gonna be happy, though. Come meet us. [Address attached]

12 notes - Posted April 13, 2022

#4

How Many People Are Simping For You?

“Are we...surprised? It’s a wise thing, not placing your affection in my hands. They’re far too bloodied to be gentle anymore.”

13 notes - Posted January 13, 2022

#3

One more day. One more night, really.

It’s all come to a terrible, awful, nasty sort of head.

No warning nor context, Angel merely sends out a mass text to any and all contacts he can remember through the haze of his heat - the fact that he can properly type them in a miracle. 

[txt] “Don’t care who comes. Someone’s gotta fuck me through this stupid fucking heat or I’m gonna croak. Please.”

24 notes - Posted April 3, 2022

#2

Trust no one, not even-

One more hour...just one. more. hour.

It wasn’t an exaggeration, the day seemingly crawling on just to prolong the prince’s work. Exorcists have come from all over just to attack his humble home, to slay the many cowering souls inside. It’s been a nightmare trying to keep the barrier in tact.

His head hurts terribly. A fresh throb running through his nerves with each strike of a heavenly body against the shimmering veil.

It’s almost over though...enough so that he considers dropping said veil, allowing the souls inside to fend for themselves for the last minutes of the ‘holiday’. To hole up with his daughter in the safe space of their rooms - it’s far less area to protect, afterall. It’s not like they’re unarmed...despite his pleading that weapons be kept away from the place of peace. He’s not stupid enough to have tried to take them.

A brief break is taken from the crowd so Stolas can return to his room - several older radios set in a line all lit up. He kneads his feathers as he takes a seat on the bed, listening in. Calastor...Mr.Dan...Dubois...god, even Angel Dust is among them! There’s so many voices of pain that only add to the ache in Stolas’s skull, but he needs to listen. Ensure they’re alive so he might help them once the Angels take their leave. Click.

Stolas’s head whips behind him at the sound, startled that someone has followed him. He takes a breath to scold them, remind them that anything beyond the kitchen is off limits...but the breath stays in his throat as he turns to face his visitor, red eyes rounding with realization.  “...What are you-”

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27 notes - Posted December 31, 2021

My #1 post of 2022

Meme tag | Available muses

Semi-selective RP/Ask blog for multiple characters from Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss

Multi Fandom and OC Friendly 7+ years rp experience Mun and muse 20+  NSFW themes present, preferably 18+ only. Canon + Fanon divergent Run by Avian

There is no expiration on any meme, just make it clear which meme it is so I can find it again! Also, if you are a personal main, please have SOME indication of a roleplay blog. Otherwise you might end up blocked by accident.

                     //PERSONALS DO NOT REBLOG//

61 notes - Posted January 10, 2022

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[askdrdavidbanner]

Happy Easter, Mun. I know you don’t like holidays, so allow me to make yours a little more pleasant. Thank you for your ask.

🐰  ─  take pictures with a cute/creepy easter bunny ( bonus points if one of them is the bunny! )

Dr David Banner was in a tough spot. He didn’t like going out to crowded, public places. Lots of people, much that could go wrong. He said he was on the fence, but the mun was adamant. “I need a handler.” they said. “It won’t be for long. Just one picture.” Going to see the Easter bunny is something many people do every year, but not many go to see the famous mascot dressed in their own animal suit.

David and the mun stood in the photo op line, the mun dressed head to toe in faux fur, upholstery foam, and hot glue. They were wearing their fursuit, Rasper the Fox, a white, red, and brown fox character. They had everything. Big paws, a long tail, and an animal head, all brought together by a furry body suit. Children in line who came for the Easter icon, quickly shifted their attention to the short foxy character waiting for their turn. David stood close to the mun and watched as the kids pet Rasper’s fur, smiling and excited there were two furry characters at the mall that day.

“Remember to pet her gently.” said David to the kids as they swarmed Rasper. Multiple little hands ran across Rasper’s plush fur. Rasper wiggled at the touch and did a little dance. Parents with their cameras ready asked for and took photos of their children interacting with the furry. Rasper loved the attention and happily obliged them. She posed cutely with the kids and lifted her head towards were she believed the camera were.

While posing, a young boy came behind them and grabbed Rasper’s tail, giving it a big tug. Rasper felt the motion and yelped, quickly whipping around to face the perpetrator. She stared down the child with her paws on her hips in disappointment.

“Now, now. That’s not nice.” said David. He got down on one knee to get closer to the boy’s height and spoke to him. “It’s not nice to pull on an animal’s tail. They deserve kindness and respect, just like you. Now, can you say sorry to Rasper?” The boy listened to David’s words. He nodded and turned to Rasper.

“Sorry Rasper.” he apologized. Rasper did a tiny dance and held her arms open to hug the boy. The boy looked over to his father who was watching him though the viewpoint of a camera. He gave a thumbs up to his son, giving his approval and, happily, the boy hugged the furry. Rasper hugged the boy tightly and patted his head with her paw as she pulled away. At that moment, Easter bunny staff approached the small crowd of children to bring some order to the chaos.

“Alright everyone, let’s form a line. The Easter Bunny is ready to see everyone.” said the female member of staff. The woman turned to Rasper and said, “Well, hello there, my furry friend. Are you here for the Easter bunny too?” Rasper nodded her head twice in confirmation. David stepped forward, towards Rasper.

“She’s very determined to see the Easter bunny today.” David stated.

“Well, you won’t have to wait long, because here he is! Everyone, the Easter bunny is here.” From around a corner, walked a tall person, dressed head to toe in faux fur, upholstery foam, and probably less hot glue. The Easter bunny was here. He walked towards the big, decorated chair on display and sat down, ready for photos with all the children.

The children cheered for the bunny mascot. They were excited. Rasper wiggled her butt and jumped in the air in anticipation. They had to wait for a bit, but soon it was their turn. Rasper excitedly pranced over to the fellow suiter and sat gently on their lap. From the duffel bag on his shoulder, David pulled out a camera. He turned the camera on and removed the lens cover to photograph Rasper’s special moment. Children watched the two suits interact with one another, in awe of the two human sized animals. David, on the other hand, had to contain himself.

David’s face cracked a big toothy grin as he held the camera to his face, concealing his laughter. He was internally in stitches. It was so funny to him, seeing the two suits together. Rasper’s suit had a lot of time and effort put into it. Hours upon hours of blood, sweat, and tears. It showed. Rasper the Fox was a flamboyant character, to be sure.

The Easter bunny, on the other hand, not so much. It looked like someone made it in the back of a white, windowless van, on a backwater road in the Bible Belt. It was not nearly as good looking as the mun’s character and looked rather ugly in comparison. Rasper posed with the bunny as their photo was taken, not only by David, but by Easter bunny staff as well. Then Rasper stood from the bunny’s lap and patted his head a few times before skipping off to join David. She reached David and placed her paws on his arm, wiggling her butt.

“Are you ready to go, Rasper?” he asked. The fursuit nodded, eyes following the doctor. The two made the trek back to their vehicle, having to stop here and there to connect with kids and answer random passersby’s questions. Once back in the parking lot, Rasper broke character.

“It’s fucking hot in here.” said the mun as they walked, their voice muffled by the foam head.

“You look hot.” spoke David in double entendre. Rasper playfully began beating her paws against his arm. David chuckled.

“You’re a furry.” the mun teased. David smirked and patted his hand on Rasper’s back with gusto.

“So are you.” replied the transient to the five foot, three inch mass of fur. The two laughed as they approached their car. Once unlocked, the mun removed their furry gloves and threw them into the back seat. Then the mun took off their big, furry feet, placing them on the floor of the cabin. Lastly the mun removed the foxy head, revealing a sweaty figure wearing a balaclava.

“I can’t breathe in this thing!” they exclaimed, pulling the balaclava off. Their hair was a wavy mess, flowing in multiple directions. “Did you get the photos?” they inquired. David patted his brown bag.

“I got the goods right here. The photographer will send you a print of their photo in a few weeks. Need help with the zipper?” the mun nodded in reply, turning around so the man could help get them out of the hotbox. David carefully pulled on the zipper, making sure no fur got caught up into it. When the zipper was fully undone, the sweaty enby quickly scrambled out of the suit, placing it gently on the back seat.

“I am so tired now.” said the mun. “Can we stop on the way home and get a cold drink?” David opened the passenger door for the mun and smiled.

“Absolutely, my hot, furry compadre.” The mun gave him a raspberry and stepped into the vehicle. David closed the door and walked around the car. The mun had been right. The two weren’t out for long and it wasn’t as bad as he thought it was going to be. In fact, he was glad the mun dragged him out today.

Happy Easter

Thank you for your ask, @uidbmgmt

My brain is not a friendly place. I keep making plans for a new cosplay, one I’ve been wanting to do for awhile now, and my brain keeps telling me to cease myself, just because I’m making plans to spend money on it. My brain doesn’t like it when I spend money on anything. It seems to be quiet when I’m paying bills and such, but then it gets angry with me when I buy things for myself to keep me happy and living. What’s a poor enby to do?

I got an idea! I think @askdrdavidbanner and I are gonna take a small trip to the local Easter bunny. Here’s the catch, I’m dressed in my fursuit and Dr David Banner is my handler.

🐰🐰🐰