#theblackcubeofdarkness

[a-story-told]

[ Asks ]:

@theblackcubeofdarkness "Hey Teddy do you have a job? If so what is it?"

Anonymous "Teddy did you ever make a plsuhie that you didn't give away or sell?"

[ Transcription ]

Teddy:

"Well, I've been called a Toy Maker, Plushmaker, Plushier, Tailor... But what I do is run this little store that sells handmade plushies. Sometimes upon requests, I also make accessories for them."

"And I might have a few plushies that never did make it to the shelves."

[axolotluv]

It lovely to see your pop up on my dash because I have the attention span of a goldfish (I know its a myth but still) and as soon as I look away from someone's blog there's a good chance I'll forget it exists as soon as I do.

That's so real, I forget I exist sometimes too

[ourhome-ourstory]

Panel 1: @foodielovethealicorn

Panel 4-5: @askbananapie @askpokeeosin @theblackcubeofdarkness @lil-banana-adventure

ASKS:

Panel 1: foodielovethealicorn asked: "Yeah. It's normal."

Panel 4-5: askbananapie reblogged and added: "I SEE U" askpokeeosin asked: "Hey have you seen a delivery of coffee and Yerba Mate around? I got a notification that it was delivered but I think it ended up in front of something else's door." theblackcubeofdarkness asked: "Greetings I am a Cube. I come baring gifts of magic cacti! Sorry if im intruding I just wish to give you gifts. I SHALL NOW DEPART! GOODAY!" lil-banana-adventure asked: "Lil child walks up "Hello pretty lady! Have banana bread it tasty" Walks out and sits beside other banana pony. Stares blankly at wall."

[the-haunted-office]

Tumblr dash is not favoring you sadly V_V

In what way?

[uzitherebel]

SOoOoOOOO How is it going?

i just blew up 24 metal crates!i'm living my dream!

[tempest-toss]

Ok gosh they're the fricking GOC but WORSE

((LOL yeah. I wrote them to be scum!))

[roosterarts]

Shouldn't they be PROTECTING THE BREIFCASE?!?

Protect the breifcase at all cost! For @salnalus sake!

[watchdogsworld]

*A gift basket is on Hank's bed reading "From Cube" with little square with a little smiley face on it*

"Oh boy what's inside!"

Hank looks at the contents of the gift basket.

[neptunes0cean]

what is it like?

Serious answer: literally no different I'm the same me I was yesterday :)

Funny answer: GRAAGGGG I HATE KIDS!!!!!!!!!

[askthediscordedcrusaders]

I must ask this, I really do... Sweetie Belle did you ever end up blending those batteries?

"Yeah, Sombra drank it."

". . ." CONCERN.

[dead-bl0g]

Can someone help me!? IM TRAPPED IN THIS CRATE! WHAT IS THIS THING MADE OF!?

Where are you?? How'd you get in there???

[princessofloveandlight]

Greetings I come form another world to bring you the gift of a breadstick from the fabled OLIVE GARDEN pls take this as a sign of peace!

Oh, thank you! I've never heard of the Olive Garden before and I'm not sure why a garden of olives would have breadsticks, but thank you!

[axolotluv]

BUCKET CHILD

BUCKET CHILD!!!

[albertbutyoucancallmebert]

ALBERT REMEMBER ME? I LIVE!

Woah. I do remember you, Mr. Of Darkness. I'm glad you remember me as well!

[the-haunted-office]

*Visibly sweats and shakes*

"HAHAHA FERN WHAT FERN!? WHAT IS EVEN A FERN?"

Doomsday scoffs and arches her eyebrows in the motion of rolling her eyes, even though she doesn't have any. "Okay, fine, I did it. But Cube helped because the fern was acting a little feisty. It was trying to crawl up into the vent and I didn't like that, so Cube agreed that we should get rid of it, so we just... you know... threw it outside. Right, Cube?"

Doom looks over to Cube like she expects him to back her up. But it's not like she's lying or anything - it's the full truth. It's just that... she didn't expect the fern to mutate further and start crawling all over the place, taking over the nearby wooded area, killing Timmy's garden, and start trying to possess the Office and strangle it from the inside out.

[uzitherebel]

Ok heres the weapon. Its a modified frying pan fitted with a bunch of stuff allowing it to do massive damage and stun / disable some electronics. Also it can somehow hit spectral entities soooo HAPPY TESTING!

omg yes woooooooooo

i cant wait to destroy some stuff with this >:D