#happy birthday to my silly little freak <3

[yj-98]

quick panel redraw of one of my fave silly tim moments for his birthday <3

[oneforthemunny]

hi! this is so silly lmao but my birthday is on tuesday the 21st (barf im turning 25) BUT if your requests are open, i was wondering if you could do a little eddie blurb (any one of the eddie’s i love them all sm) dealing with the readers birthday and how she doesn’t want to make a big deal of it (she secretly wants to but shhh) because aging is freaking her out but eddie makes it special and calms her down (this is soooo not self indulgent at all not in the slightest that would be soooo silly and crazy)

so sorry if this request is like so vague i’m just going through it fr! i love your work ive been binging it so much lately. no worries at all if you can’t get to this. okay i’m going to shut up talking now. love u!

happy happy birthday!!!! i've been saving this one for you <3 also 25 is so fun!!! anything but 23 truly. for this... i'm going with mafia!eddie lol. hope you enjoy!!!

"Baby," Eddie hummed, rounding the corner with a telephone note in hand. "Rosie said you got a call to confirm your appointment with Dr. Crothers?" His eyes met yours carefully, bleak, but scanning.

"Are you feeling alright?" He pressed, looking at you through the bathroom mirror. Your rigid posture, how you froze- even for just a moment- when the name was mentioned. Eddie didn't miss it.

"Yeah," You nodded, fingers brushing over your brows, smoothing them into place. "I- It's not that kind of appointment."

Eddie paused, waiting for you to continue. "What kind of appointment it is then?" He pressed, voice even and calm. "You're- You're not-"

"-No." You shook your head quickly. "No, I-I'm not. It's just for botox, Ed." The heat rushed to your cheeks, head ducking down to your chest.

"Botox?"

"Yeah, just a little bit. I-I read that you're supposed to get it early before you start really showing signs of aging, and it will help you not look so old in the future." You were rambling, heart buzzing furiously.

"You don't look old, baby." Eddie shook his head lightly, shoulders dropping.

He knew what this was about. You'd been off since the start of the month- your birth month. A whole month where all Eddie wanted to do- and did do- was spoil you, smother you in affection and drown you with gifts. Instead, you'd been cold, reserved.

"You don't have to do that." Your voice was soft, eyes dropping to the counter. "I'm twenty five-"

"-Exactly." Eddie rolled his eyes, scoffing lightly. "What's the matter? You're still young. Still hot." He muttered, tattooed hands brushing over your jean clad ass, squeezing your right cheek gently.

"Stop." You giggled gently, his lips finding your neck, nose buried in the perfume soaked skin- perfume he'd just bought you- lips sucking playfully at the sensitive skin.

"What's wrong?" Eddie muttered, arms heavy around your waist, an anchor that pulled you into him, steadied you. "Why are you being like this?"

You let your head rest against his shoulder, deflating in his hold. "I just feel weird." You mutter. "Getting older is weird. I still feel like I'm seventeen sometimes."

"Well, I'm glad you're not." Eddie snorted lightly, grinning at you through the mirror, squeezing your sides to make you squeal. "Glad you're twenty five. I hope you always get older with me."

You blushed, head lolling to the side, looking up at him. "You're sweet."

"I mean it." Eddie muttered, nose brushing over yours. "Not everybody gets to get older. A lot of people around me would've given anything to get older, keep having birthdays. It's not a bad thing."

You knew he was talking about his mom, maybe Jacob- his old business partner and friend.

"Besides, on birthdays," Eddie grinned, pulling away gently. "You get gifts."

"You do that all the time." You mumble, letting him pull you out of the bathroom, tugging on your hand, leading you to the stairs.

"Yeah, but not like this." Eddie grinned, that glint of devious excitement in his eyes, leaving you spinning.

He covered your eyes with his hands, a side stepped kind of dance into the sitting room, off of the garage.

"I told you not to get me anything else." You laugh, hands on his wrists to steady yourself while he guided you. "You already got me too much."

"Yeah, you're gonna like this one though, baby. Promise." You could hear Eddie's smug grin through his tone. "Alright, Gare."

There was a shuffling, a grunt of struggle from Gareth, and for a second- you really were clueless what Eddie could have possibly gotten you.

Then you heard it.

The faint whine of excited struggle.

The gasp that tore from your chest had Eddie flinching. You shoved his hands off your eyes, blinking to clear your vision, when you saw Gareth.

Standing in the middle of the room.

Wrangling a squirming, excited puppy in his arms.

"You-You didn't." Your hands flew to your mouth, eyes shining up at Eddie. He stood proudly, smile beaming with joy.

"The shelter in Bedford called last night. Gareth went and got him this morning." Eddie shrugged. "Happy birthday."

You took the excited, squirming puppy from Gareth, a sweet, baby Doberman that looked just like his brothers but with floppy ears that were too big for his size- it made your heart melt.

"Oh, look at you. You are so precious, yes you are." You cooed, nose nuzzling into the soft fur. The puppy whined excitedly, licking at your cheeks, clawing up your shoulder to get closer to you.

"He's so sweet!" You squealed, hugging the puppy closer. "You're so sweet." You look at Eddie, love drunk and starry eyed.

"Anything for you, beautiful. You know that." Eddie muttered, finger hooking under your chin, pulling you in for a sweet kiss. Well, part of a sweet kiss, until the puppy was licking at the both of you. Eddie snarled, wiping his face dramatically, your pouting glare stopping him from snapping.

[yinyuedijun]

happy birthday mao! (੭˃ᴗ˂)੭ 💌 i hope you will like this little gift i miserably couldn’t keep in full secret from you :’3 i wanted to lean a tiny bit into tokyo vice suo but not entirely because i haven’t read this one yet and didn’t want to draw him a total freak hehe and i actually made this before you came up with kitsune suo, so i got stuck somewhere in the middle with just older suo still cosplaying a chinese man and you in that pretty shade of red with blue and gold details giving him a pass to match your levels of sexy :3 (please don’t ask why martini, i don’t know, it just appeared there and couldn’t think of putting anything else in your hands for a birthday toast, i hope you like it occasionally)

thank you for sharing your amazing fics and interesting bits about your culture and silly everyday posts here. i’m so happy i got to know you and read your works! sometimes you say you’re a hater, but you’re kind and thoughtful first and foremost, me thinks. and a little insane, but in a very good way that turns into the passionate stories you create <3 i wish you loads of money and the grind to slow down so you can enjoy your trips and parties and writing and all other things that make you happy! ✨

MANUUUUU? OH MY GOODNESS THANK YOU SO MUCH 🥺💞💞💞 I am so grateful to know YOU, thank you for being my little friend in my phone and bringing so much happiness to the dash <3 I am so glad that you enjoy my cn shitposting and insane mind, and I'm so grateful for the birthday wishes as well 🥺💞

also THE ART.... it looks so gorgeous and I am EATING UP UR OLDER SUO he is SO FINE. I am imagining tokyo vice suo in this fit now and feeling crazy... we r holding martinis bc he decided to buy them ♥️♥️♥️ AND HSGLDKKSSJ YOU DREW ME SO GORGEOUS IM LOSING MY MIND? IM SO GLOWED UP IM GOING TO SHOW THIS TO SELFSHIP ARTISTS FROM NOW ON LOOOL. and you did such a wonderful job with the patterns... GOSH you are so talented and I am so grateful you used that talent to come up with such a lovely gift 🥹

THANK YOUUUU!!

[lutzbug]

31 Candles

Now that it’s after midnight in my time zone, it’s officially my birthday!! My corporeal form has orbited the sun 31 times. 3 decades of being a silly little freak.

I don’t feel any anxiety about being a year deep into my thirties. I’m actually very happy about aging. I’ve spent so much of my life struggling and now I feel like I’m entering my Thriving Weirdo era.

My favorite part of being Old™️ is that if I visit my conservative family and they get all weird and controlling over my life choices, I get to remind them that I’m in my thirties and work a full time job. I spent my youth dreaming of this day.

[dorizardthewizard]

Galactik Football season 3 rewatch, eps 10 - 12

Episode 10:

So we open up with Yuki getting mad at Micro-Ice and thinking Zoleen is his girlfriend, and Mice is dumb enough to not reject that claim when she asks him directly if they're going out. He also barely acknowledges Yuki's birthday despite previously rehearsing this dramatic confession of love to her. Thran and Ahito are literally, and I mean literally the only Snow Kids that don't have any love drama going on (I know Mark's got something coming) and every single one has revolved around love triangles, whether misunderstood or not. I can't take this anymore, I'm at my limit.

Anyway, *hits play again*

Since when did this Cyclops dude have a wholeass funded show, when he wasn't even a proper journalist before?

WOOWAMBOO RETIREMENT RUMOUR?! SAY IT AIN'T SO!

Oh christ this is the start of the Sinedd parents arc isn't it. Holy shit they try to stuff so much into this season. But happy we finally got the backstory on Sinedd with him not being born on Akillian!

I can barely watch this segment holy shit it's just so awful (in universe, I mean, not the writing). Not just because I know they're con artists but it's so sudden, Hush Sharky making a whole spectacle of this on live TV in front of an audience and Sinedd had NO IDEA that he was going to meet his freaking PARENTS. WHO HE THOUGHT WERE DEAD ALL HIS LIFE. This emotional and insanely personal moment being used for entertainment fits with the corporate hellscape that the show takes place in, but what the hell. He has the full right to be pissed at Sharky.

Not the con artist parents running off immediately when the ground starts shaking 😭 Parents my ass

lol of course Micro-Ice has to fall in the cake. I think they use him for slapstick too much in this season

Tbf I quite like the villains in this season, it's an interesting dynamic with Lord Phoenix having his own motives but losing control of Vega

Sinedd's reunion with his parents is a pretty sweet moment if it weren't for the fact that IT'S A LIEEEE ToT.

Aarch yelling at Artegor about Adim... all this drama...

THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTIINNNNGGNGNGG and it's so silly

This is how I picture it

Is that the fucking Netherball music

The little TV spots with Yuki and Mei talking about each other before the match are cute! Makes the world feel more lived in and gives us some more interactions between the girls, even if not directly face to face here

I like Mei berating Sinedd for taunting Yuki when she's injured but... girl. He was always like this. You knew this. Why are you surprised?? They never actually showed him becoming a better person, just that he suddenly liked Mei and convinced her to join the Shadows. And Mei does not strike me as a poor judge of character so why would she date him....?

Wow Elektras not letting Mei through to help her friend? Why? They were literally celebrating her birthday together tf??

Poor Yuki, what a shitshow of a match for her although she did score a goal (I'm guessing the Breath is more powerful than the Elektra's flux since she's running in to attack). Loved her lil' chat with Mei though, I will say this season gave us more of the girls in the team being friends which I really do appreciate.

Here for the other Shadows players cooing and awing at Sinedd with his parents, I want to see more of what the team dynamic is like since they seemed to welcome him quickly back in season 1

Thran coming through with his tech knowledge!

Episode 11:

Does Bennett just carry a harmonica on him all the time haha

Harvey fought in the flux war?? ok cool lore I guess?????

Corso wondering whether to trust Sonny just because he didn't bring up Magnus straight away is a bit weird? I just feel that with all they've been through, it would take more for Corso to start questioning his faith in Sonny. This is also like, a 5 minute plot point that goes nowhere so why???

Tia talking with her parents about her concerns is an improvement from what their relationship used to be like in season 1, it's good to see!

Oh so Mei is a striker now. Is this implying that Mei's decision was influenced by her mother? Weren't we over that?? Still kind of sad to see her mum dismiss the SK and seem like she's still the same. Mei probably feels she'll never be good enough for her.

Not Sinedd complimenting D'jok just to be polite to Maya 😂 But what do you mean they haven't met yet? It's literally this season (I think?) that shows Sinedd was friends with D'jok when they were young kids! Maya hangs out with Mama Ice at the cafeteria as well, there's no way they've never interacted before!

Yeah Tia, it WAS stupid of you to be jealous of Lun-Zia. Weird though bc the show previously implied Lun-Zia liked Rocket but turns out she had a boyfriend all along?

Aarch: Artegor? Aarch: I'm sorry we started a bit earlier today, I forgot to mention it

Aarch you're such a petty bitch 😭

Oooo Micro-Ice is up for kick-off. Seeing them antagonistic towards each other is so sad :( Although season 1 Micro-Ice would have found a way to roast D'jok lol

I just realised team Paradisia and the Elektras probably have visors so they can have more diverse character designs in the 2D animation, while still copy-pasting models in the 3D scenes lol

Go Mark! Why did the goalkeeper run out from the goal I don't know anything about football

Nice to see Mark and Micro-Ice working together and having fun

D'jok's plan being to pass to Nikki-4 because the SK will think he's too selfish to let someone else score is so fucking funny

Oooo you don't get penalty shootouts that often in GF

I do love and miss sassy D'jok

Nikki-4: I guess you'll always be a Snow Kid at heart D'jok: At least I've got one

Bold claim with the way you've been acting, D'jok

Niki-4 threatening physical violence on D'jok lmaoo I guess she is a cyborg but it's weird D'jok actually held out until now with the way he's been acting towards the SK. Why does he suddenly now have a moral dilemma?

Episode 12:

Now to rant about the Ahito betrayal plot <3

Ok this how to beat Ahito thing is dumb from the get go. It's treated like some big secret and it would be a big betrayal to reveal it, but that's not how sports work. They could easily have figured out his weak points by just watching a load of videos of his saves, in fact they SHOULD have been doing this anyway – the best teams don't win just by playing their best, but by knowing their opponent's strengths and weaknesses and being able to exploit that! It's not dishonest it's just... how it works! Rocket was doing this back in season 1 when he was suggesting tactics!

So to treat it like a big betrayal to reveal something that's easily obtainable public knowledge is dumb. And also, they're treating this as if knowing a player's weakness is some magic key that means they can definitely beat him if they exploit it, which is... also not how sports work!! It's not like he'll definitely fail to save your shot if you hit in a certain way, and it's not like he can't adjust his play after you score a goal. It just.... it makes no sense!!

It was also kind of weird to hear D'jok talk about wanting to win honestly when he was fouling Warren last match and got scolded for disrespecting the game, they made it look like D'jok fully only cared about winning now, whatever the cost, but now suddenly he's having second thoughts and doesn't want to betray a team he's been shit-talking all this time?

I also don't like that what made him cave in the end was mind control, it takes away a lot of accountability. It also would have fit more for D'jok to continue doing anything it takes to win, so he can realise he's wrong later and that he's just been using that to run away from his feelings. As stupid as this “betrayal” is, it should have been his low point showing how far gone he is, his big mistake, that he can then work up from.

Rant over <3

Nork, commenting on a player's health problems is just rude

Of course Rocket starts feeling ill the second he has to go up

THRAN SCORES!!! Nice to see him do some shots

Goooo Lun-Zia! She's been a good addition

Last season I got sad that Micro-Ice was the first to flunk his shot, please don't let me down this time

YESSSSS

D'jok: Ahito always jumps in place, a little more to the side he's gonna leap to. He can't control it, it's stronger than he is!

And THAT's the way to beat him? Totally foolproof? Bruh. If all the SK knew this and it's sooooo easy to score against him once you figure it out, surely Aarch should have.... I don't know, helped him train so that he doesn't reveal which way he's jumping as easily?? THIS IS EASILY DISCOVERABLE INFORMATION GUYS THE POINT OF TRAINING IS TO IMPROVE ON YOUR WEAKNESSES

NOOOOO TIA OF ALL PEOPLE???!!! I HAD TO TRADE A MICRO-ICE GOAL WITH THIS? 😭😭😭 It happens though. Also weird she's the first to use her flux so far for this like, it's penalties. You don't have to conserve your energy, just use the goddamn Breath!

TT^TT Nooooo they look so devastated :( On the other hand, kind of crazy it took three seasons for them to actually lose an important match lol it's been win win win the whole time so far, so kind of refreshing.

I want to cheer on Mei for putting Sinedd in his place after shit-talking the Snow Kids but like, girl, HOW IS THIS SURPRISING?! HE'S BEEN LIKE THIS IN EVERY MATCH YOU'VE PLAYED AGAINST EACH OTHER, YOUR LAST INTERACTION BEFORE SEASON 3 WAS HIM PUSHING YOU TO THE GROUND AND THREATENING YOU!!!

She thought he only hated D'jok and now she's realising he's just nasty to everyone? Girl where were you when he was bullying Micro-Ice on your team lol. I mean she didn't care back then but she does now! Mei is not dumb, writers

That was a pretty good pick me up speech, Aarch

The animation makes this kind of funny out of context but, Artegor hesitantly reaching out to Aarch but then thinking better of it... aarrrrgh </3

Quick shoutout to the background designs in this show, they look really cool and I love how it's futuristic while still being colourful and bright. There's some beautiful art of the natural scenery too

What's up with reporters immediately wondering if a team is done for, or the coach might be resigning, after ONE loss? They're still GF champions, losing once doesn't mean it's all downhill from there

Adim standing up for her man <3

In this dub he calls her Mum-Ice lmao. So I guess it is just Mama-Ice? I do prefer the novelisation with her actual name, she's not mum to everyone, although I wouldn't mind having -Ice at the end of a name being some family tradition or cultural thing. Also love seeing her hanging out with Maya!

Poor Kernor just can't eat her ice cream in peace huh 😭

Aww Mama-Ice's speech is so sweet

Aarch needs a new start now more than ever? Why exactly?

Norata dancing in the back <3

Holy shit, Brim Simbra actually intervening?

Oooooo secret supplier guy was Harris all along, who would have guessed?

Huh looking at the ending screen of this youtube upload, I didn't know Robotboy was Gaumont animation too! Well probably Alphanim back then

[sparkles-and-trash]

DabiHawks as parents headcanons ~

note: requested by anon a while ago, so sorry for being so slow! these are the kids in question, and this is sort of a warm up project for a multichaptered slice of life fic I'm gonna write on the subject, so this will focus on the first few years, and the upcoming fic will be more in depth and on the later years <3

so first of all, idk how the kids came to be exactly, but my go to is a quirk thing, and they were def a bit of a surprise

at first, Dabi was the one who was freaking the f out, while Keigo was keeping his spirits up and trying to stay positive for the both of them

but pretty quick Dabi is reminded that kids are pretty sturdy, and that he does actually remember more about babies and totts than he thought from being an older brother

Kiego, however, gets a bit of a rude awakening the first time he held the twins

He had never seen anything this tiny like how is he supposed to keep it alive?? And happy?? And help make them into good people?? He's not even sure he is a good person!

They come to realize they sorta even each other out tho, so they kinda work great together

The twins are fraternal, a boy and a girl, both have wings like Keigo, but their wings are mismatched, one red and one white, opposite of the other

The girl is name Haya, and the boy is Haruto, Haru for short

Just around when the kids have their second birthday, Keigo and Dabi are finally starting to feel like they're gaining back some sense of control, and then; the children starts goes airborne

Every time they run into someone they don't see as often who asks about the kids they're like "yeah, no, it's great, even tho there are two of them, and they are running now and grabbing things and oh, they can fly, so-"

Even tho things are chaotic they are loving it, they'd honestly probably be bored if things were too calm

Haru happens to have the same type of split hair as Shouto has, only with blonde and white, but he generally looks so much like Shouto did. at that age and sometimes it absolutely shatters Dabi's heart

He'll see Haru do something silly and childlike and be all happy and innocent and then he'd remember Shouto's crying and training and his own misplaced resentment of his brother, and he'll just have to call up his brother and ask him if he's eating enough, sleeping well, being safe of patrol and to make sure his boyfriend is being nice to him

Shouto is always a little confused, but he still appreciates the sentiment lol

Dabi is the type to always carry the kids around, even as they get older, and they often hang around his shoulders, one on his chest and one on his back

He's also the type to play a little rougher with them, throwing them around and holding them upside down and the kids adore it

Keigo is always running after them like a stressed mother bird

Haya gets into all kinds of spooky things really early, and Haru is terrified of it, so since Dabi also loves it, it becomes their little thing

Haru and Keigo will be in the other room watching Disney movies and sobbing lol

Keigo (not so) secretly loves dressing them up when they little, putting together their outfits is one of his favorite things to do

Even when they get older he'll keep a few pairs of shoes etc to look at and get emotional

They're both very much “as long as they know we love and support them no matter what they’ll be fine” kind of parents, and they both love it a lot more than they figured they would have before they had them <3

masterlist - ao3 - masterlist

[alexturne]

My Milex fanfic masterpost

LONG CHAPTERED STORIES

under these lights you look beautiful

Rated E - 103k - 14 chapters

Miles got completely lost in his voice. There was a faraway quality to it, like he belonged somewhere else entirely, but somehow had decided to grace them with his presence and Miles felt blessed to be near him if even for a short while. The subtle elegance hidden in his slender figure, the mannerisms of his fingers wrapped around the corners of his notebook. His words were spoken softly, quietly, but without any hesitation or faltering.

Alex is an elusive poet, who has a way with words and Miles is a bartender, who is completely mesmerized.

the element of surprise

Rated E - 45k - 8 chapters

"Yeah! I'm not one to judge, just want ya to be prepared, you know, just in case.." "In case what?" Jamie rolled his eyes at him. "In case nothing. Nevermind. Forget it. Just help me find your skiing gear and we'll be off." "Skiing?" "Yeah, didn't you hear the lady? We're taking you on a surprise skiing trip to celebrate your birthday, mate!"

The Monkeys invite Alex skiing for his birthday and little does he know that there's a very special surprise waiting for him.

sit next to me before i go

Rated E - 28k - 7 chapters

He'd get up in just a second. He'd go downstairs and make Alex sit down on the tall stool by the counter, and have him tell Miles everything about his amazing tour as Miles puttered around the kitchen fixing them both tea and biscuits. It'd be perfect.

If only he could get up.

Or: Miles is sick and is being very stubborn about it, and Alex flies back to take care of him.

my heart melted in the heat

Rated E - 36k - 9 chapters

The cold winds of winter rush through the old college town. Miles drags himself through another shift at the dingy coffee shop, Rich's Beans, and he wishes for summer, for the day he is out of here. But when he gets a new coworker, a young guy named Alex, with pretty dark hair and even prettier dark eyes, life suddenly seems a little brighter.

Will Miles be able to keep his bubbling feelings under control or will his silly crush keep him warm during this season's freak thunderstorms?

Written for the Shadow Monkeys Big Bang 2022

you've got control of everyone's eyes (including mine)

Rated E - 106k - 19 chapters

The tour was coming up soon, everything set in place, and tonight they'd celebrate and let off some steam before it all began. And now he had to deal with this guy? Miles fucking Kane? Of all the nights? Couldn't a guy be allowed to celebrate in peace?

It's 2005 and the Arctic Monkeys are about to set out on their first proper tour. Alex is quite happy with that, until a certain someone gets in the way and spoils it all.

A story about facing hardships, insecurities and stage fright, about friendships, dreams, music and smoking too many fucking cigarettes in dark back alleys. About keeping your friends close, and perhaps your enemies even closer.

SHORT CHAPTERED STORIES

pinned down by the dark

Rated E - 10k - 4 chapters

He knows exactly what’s going on on the other side of that door. The thought sends a shiver up his spine. And he knows who it is as well. He'd recognise that voice anywhere. Someone's in there alright! It's Al, for fucks sake.

Miles hears a soft moan through the door. And he takes a step back from the door, wondering if perhaps he shouldn’t be listening in on his best mate pleasuring himself in the middle of the night.

3 times Miles hears Alex in the middle of the night and 1 time he does something about it.

you're so pretty and i'm so shy

Rated E - 14k - 2 chapters

“Fine, if you’re so shy then why don’t you write him a note? Like in the films, write your number on a slip of paper, give it to him or slip it into his pocket or summat.”

“That might work!”

“I was kidding Alex!”

pretending you were just some lover

Rated E - 13k - 2 chapters

That damned piece of paper marked a death sentence he'd requested himself on that fateful day three months ago.

Today would mark the end of the charade.

When he'd sign his name on that dotted line.

When his marriage to the single greatest, most gorgeous, most wonderful person alive would end.

Or: Alex is a dumbass who tries to get divorced from the love of his life.

ONESHOTS

i've been saving all my summers for you

Rated E - 22k

They were 11 when they first met at the beach, now at 21 they’re back. Back at this place that became theirs. The place they became best friends.

The place where Alex fell in love for the very first time.

nobody ought to be alone on christmas

Rated M - 12k

"And it's not my fault he's all the way away in LA! Stupid, far away LA. London's a nice place too, you know! It's worth sticking around for, especially at Christmas!"

"What's stopping you from seeing him? You're obviously miserable without him, with nowhere to go for Christmas. Get out of your joggers. Go to LA. Go see him. Tell him you love him."

stop making the eyes at me

Rated E - 25k

He turned to look at Alex, took off his sunglasses and tucked them into the quite unbuttoned neck of his shirt. His eyes roamed over Alex rather shamelessly, slowly looking him up and down as an appreciative smirk formed on his lips, and Alex suddenly felt hot all over.

Or: Alex gets stuck inside an elevator with a hot stranger and a bottle of whiskey and they need to find a way to pass the time.

you just ain't the one for me

Rated E - 7k

Suddenly she had an idea. "I wanna fuck him. Miles. I wanna fuck him." Alex made a weird choking sound. "Pardon?" "I wanna fuck Miles. And then I wanna watch him fuck you."

Taylor has an idea of how to spend their sunny afternoon and she's not about to take no for an answer. Sexiness ensues and she makes a few decisions about their relationship.

magic from your fingers tingles down my spine

Rated E - 8k

"Wanna make out?" Alex coughed out a cloud of thick smoke. He blinked and looked at Miles next to him. Miles was making quite the sight, sprawled out across Alex's sheets with a dirty smirk plastered on his face. He looked nice, spread out like that. All relaxed and comfortable, as if he'd always been destined to end up right there in Alex's bed.

Or: Whilst writing their first album together, Alex and Miles get high, and Miles has a great idea about how they could be spending their time.

you're a matter of urgency

Rated G - 8k

The cab ride had been the most anxious 36 minutes of his life. Jiggling a nervous leg and staring out the window, he'd clutched the phone hard in hand, devil device that it was, as it'd brought him the single worst message he’d received in his entire life;

"Miles was in an accident. Come quickly."

i'll be home for christmas

Rated E - 13k

Alex Turner had it all.

A massively successful global tour, adoring fans everywhere he went, amazing sales figures, another number one album, a gorgeous house, a jealousy-inducing collection of vintage cars and motorbikes and the best bandmates you could ask for.

But one fateful Christmas eve has Alex realizing that none of that truly matters. And that the one thing he could truly never live without is the one he let get away.

going back to 505

Rated T - 2k

"Wanna bring out a very good friend of ours. Put your hands together please, for Miles Kane!"

Miles joins them for 505 for the first time in 5 years.

[bloodblossomtree]

FANART

A collection of my fanart labled to show what fandom it’s for and make it easier to find!

Anything I that isn’t underlined isn’t linked cause it’s ‘to be posted’ but WILL go up!

Pieces that include ‘*’ in the description feature my persona in some form (not an in universe oc) and are likely self ship art (x is shipping, + is/could be platonic)

Undertale

Happy bday my jokey lad!! (Sans bday 2024)

Game night (Undertale anniversary 2024)

The jumper fiasco (Christmas sprite 2023)

He tiny!!! (Sans + * hight joke)

Blue beauty (Undyne bust)

A fab lil man (silly papyrus sketch)

A walk through the park (sans x * art)

Uni redesigned project

A run through snowdin (full concept piece)

FIT CHECK!!! (Frisk Sans Pap surface outfit)

Serious business (Frisk sans pap formal wear)

The Great Papyrus (papyrus designe concept)

Sans the skeleton (sans designe concept)

Frisk the human (frisk designe concept)

Undertale AU

Ya know like rawr (Fell sans bowser full peice)

A fallen brother (Fell papyrus in snowdin)

Welcome to the SMOKE SHOW (swap pap)

NYA-Ha-ha (silly neko papyrus sketch)

you did not wake up like that (swap pap x * )

M I S S (swap pap full body)

Waiter waiter more yaoi please (swap pap)

Bitch said what!?! (Swap pap bust)

These bitches gay good for them (fell sans x *)

The Amazing Digital Circus

Silly string (oc + cannon interactions/concept)

The peppermint bandit (TADC au pomni art)

My Aussie boy T~T (gummie goo sketch page)

Silly old man (silly Kinger sketch)

Smile for the camera!!! (Cain expression sheet)

Awful boye (Jax sketch)

Welcome home

Open ne noor (silly chibi Wally art CW:eyes)

Can you see me? (Wally sketch CW:eyes)

Don’t forge your safety gear! (Spick sketch)

Poppy you sweetie (poppy + Spick sketch)

Let’s welcome Spick spanning!! (Oc sketch)

Best Friends! <3 (Julie + Frank sketch)

Trolls

Look at em go! (Trolls oc sketch)

Lil baby <3 (trolls oc sketch)

Eeeeeh I love this band! (Trolls oc sketch)

Stompies!!! (Trolls oc stimming)

Pretty lady…(trolls oc art)

Hollow knight

Hollow knight (chibi sketch)

A lil guuuuy~ (the vessel full colour piece)

Tall lady~ (hornet full colour piece)

Little prince (oc concept sketch)

Indigo park

Let me get a good look at you (rambly sketch)

Jota says HELLO! (Indigo park oc sketch)

Hazbin hotel

It’s the birthday boi! (Angel dust bday)

Handsome man (husk sketch)

Short king (husk + oc sketch)

Aphmau

The cloaked stranger (MCD Aaron redesign)

That gangs all here (PDH shadow knights)

Gravity falls

Freak matched (* bill sona)

Mid life crisis man (Stanley x oc)

Fancy feet (stanley x oc)

Pathologic

The prickly prick (Daniil Dankovsky sketch)

[rainesol]

TWST OC :P

Another oc based on a canon character! She's based on the Mad Hatter from Alice in Wonderland. (Yes I know that's technically Trey. Shut up.) She's (probably) my first oc based on an actual Disney character.

Name: Harriet Chamomile

Nicknames: Hattie (Reserved for friends only), Harri

Age/Year/Birthday: 18, Third year, February 15

Pronouns: She/Her

Club: She's in a sewing club!

House: N/A

Homeland: Queendom of Roses

Description-

Harriet is an average height young lady at 165cm, or 5'4. She's white and implied to be TWSTs Scottish equivalent, with an average build and champagne hair tied into two pigtails. Her right (viewers left) eye is brown, and her left (viewers right) eye is green. She has faint freckles and a gap between her two front teeth. She is human.

Harriet is seen mostly in her school uniform. She wears a white button down shirt with gold buttons, a black skirt and gloves, brown heels and white leg warmers. She typically accessorises with a pair of green hair ribbons, and a burgundy top hat with another green ribbon. It's often adorned with wildflowers or feathers. She will sometimes remove these when unwinding foe the night, or tying her hair into a ponytail to do something ridiculous.

She was a part of the childhood Heartslabyul group, sometimes joining them for games. She doesn't affect the actual story all that much. Just a silly beast.

Personality/Character traits-

Harriet is extroverted and excitable, knowing most of Heartslabyul (and Che'Nya's classmates) by name. She enjoys tea parties, and knows unbirthday traditions well. She helped set up Riddle's first unbirthday as housewarden. Harriet was surprised at the amount of the Queen's rules implemented into it however, taking a 'Well, as long as you're having fun' approach to it. She's also very eccentric in her speech and mannerisms, through no choice of her own. When first meeting Yuu, she excitedly shook their hand for much, much longer than necessary, and needed to be told to let them go.

Harriet often talks herself in circles, and can confuse herself and others. She often takes phrases very literally. This can be negated by adding 'metaphorically speaking' into your conversations with her. Her memory ranges from comically poor to photographic, and she can be surprisingly petty at times. Harriet puts a lot of emphasis on (her idea of) manners and etiquette. She's very affectionate with friends and sees no problem with platonic hugs and hand-holding. She respects boundaries though!! She will go away if told. She knows TWST equivalent BSL and Makaton, and is a talented seamstress.

Harriet is INCREDIBLY lame. Like an actual loser. She constantly falls, gets lost, insulted etc. Her poor social skills do not help with this reputation </3. A lot of my personal problems with growing up autistic are projected onto her, and as such she was bullied in primary (Middle?) school. Sorry girl!

(It is unknown what makes her 'mad'. She is implied to be autistic as well, but it is not what causes her to behave the way she does)

Her unique magic is called Distortion Party, and allows her to bend the laws of physics/reality. It can only be used to its full extent in a closed off area.

She is my favourite little freak (affectionate) and once again, I'm happy for any questions or otherwise! :3

[cathalbravecog]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, @spamtoon , YOU ABSOLUTE FREAK OF ALL TIME. you better not be reading this as it's posted you better be SNOOZING.

Despite all the death threats in stardew today (its ok strangers reading this its our language to show we care) i hope you had a great birthday and thank you so much for being my friend. us meeting on toontown corporate clash while knowing of each other's existence on tumblr just BARELY was such a big fucking coincidence.

we even began playing at the same time! if i haven't made that one post we wouldn't be friends, and i wouldn't be here making this post, or in our silly servers with our silly headcanons and scenarios of our gang. i wouldn't be what i am and i honestly don't know how stable i would be without all you guys. but genuinely it wouldn't be the same without you - and you singlehandedly made my whole year better. i have so many great friends, and you rank among one of the best friends *EVER* and i am very happy that we're friends.

you're a really great person and you're always there for me, if that's to listen to me vent OR just for us two to have a great time together! you're so fun to talk to!! i genuinely can't state how glad i am to have met you and for us to me silly little toontown friends. i hope we're going to be friends for a long time, because you're a great person. i hope you have a great rest of the year and a great life ahead of you. i love you /platonic, spam, thank you for everything, let's go for another great year, okay? <3

without you i genuinely would have less friends i have now, and you guys pulled me through a lot and are just the most fun folk to talk to on top of my already super great non-toontown friendgroup friends. (this is my hi to y'all if you're reading this i love you dearly too!!) you're awesome, no matter what your brain says about you sometimes, spam!!

(extra screenshot 'spam' for u) (COULD SHOW OFF OUR SCS FOREVER)

[starhvney]

AHYO STAR I GOT NEWS FOR YOUUUUUU.

Okay i’m about to be a little cheesy but bear with me.

So I'm about to turn sixteen literally tomorrow and I’m very excited and scared very mixed emotions but I really wanted to share this with you because ever since Ive joined Tumbler you have basically been an an older sister to me by answering all my silly little questions and helping me get my blog started and supporting my work even though my first fic was kinda trash but you helped me get better.

I just wanted to say I really appreciate you for being so kind and writing some very freaking comforting whatever you call them, they have helped me avoid a few panic attacks and even helped me through a depressive episode.

Thank you star for being so great<3 

I'm so sorry if this is confuseding its the middle of the night and I'm feeling very emotional right now.

oh my gosh happy sixteenth birthday!!!! <3 wowowow that’s so exciting!!! i hope you have a lovely day and eat the yummiest cake!!!

you don’t need to apologize for being sappy, you’re talking to the biggest sap on the internet, hahaha! this genuinely made me tear up, you��re so sweet. i really am glad i got to help, you’ve come a long way and i’m so proud of you! if you or anyone else ever needs kind words, my messages are always open :) thank YOU for being super great, too <3

[giftcard-giveway2024]

A cute guy likes me on a dating app. After chatting with them for weeks, we decide to go on a date. They are very flirtatious and forward over the app, but not when we meet in person. He admits he thought I was transmasc like him, we laugh about it because his mistake is funny and means I'm not passing but in a silly backwards way. I think his sudden awkwardness in person may be nervousness and flirt with him in ways less forward and aggressive than he'd been flirting with me earlier, and they become cold and distant for the rest of the date. By the time I get home they've blocked me on the app we met on. This case of being mistaken as a transmasc on a dating app will happen 3 more times, and in 2/3 times it results in a similar sudden lack of interest where once they were coming on to me. None of these people will be cis.

I am in a self defense class for queer people, learning hand to hand combat as a community. I have been here months. I notice I'm the only transfem in the classes but there are other trans people there so I don't think much of it. Today I have some stubble as I did not have time to shave before the early morning class. When discussing unrealistic action movie and anime fight scenes I describe on of my favorites, quoting the lines as I pantomime the goofy moves. They smile and laugh along until the word bitch leaves my lips in one quote, then the bisexual woman who only ever they/thems me glares at me like I've committed a grevious crime, and the rest of the class looks at me like a freak in awkward silence for a moment before moving on. I learn bitch is not a word a clocky bitch can "reclaim". I am quiet in classes now, and when I go I focus primarily on the training, when I see other trans women try it out they often give me a sad look and do not return for a second class. I get a sinking feeling that if I ever use this training to save my life one day I'd be branded a violent man instead of a strong woman.

I am texting with a good friend of years who was one of the people who helped me realize I was trans like them and even the one who helped pick out my name loves talking about our shared interests and sharing their favorite smut with me. We bond over favorite stories, artists, characters, and kinks as well as our trans experience. Yet they constantly tell me they could never date someone who's AMAB because of the trauma of being "female socialized" and their genital preferences for vulvas. Every compliment they have ever given me on my appearance or outfit is followed up by "but in a non-sexual way, I could never date you". Today I finally have the courage tell them they don't need to say that every time. They ignore this response. We keep talking for awhile, but they start taking months to respond to my messages and respond with a short sentence at most. They no longer share details about their life and shut me out when I ask or share details about mine, even the most mundane and chaste details. I stop talking to them. A birthday gift I bought them months before this falling out happened looms at me in my closet. I cannot use it as it doesn't fit me but can't bring myself to throw it away, just in case we reconcile one day. I feel pathetic for craving friendship with someone who sees me as "abuser-bodied", that so much of my early stages would've been impossible without their help. I feel a little more lost without them.

I am at a queer/trans/enby kink dance party with some friends. I am scantily clad and wearing a skirt and high heeled boots. I do not pass well so this space is one of the few places I feel safe and free dressing like this. It is packed with queer and trans people just like me engaged in delightful debauchery and wearing very little. The music hurts my ears but I'm happy to be here, I feel overstimulated but alive and authentic. I am approached by a beautiful stranger from across the dance floor, she is graceful and stylish, like some modern Galadriel clad in leather, white lace, and industrial piercings with impeccable voice training. She compliments my outfit, I compliment hers. She tells me I need to shave my armpits if I want to look like a real woman. My two friends stand up for me and yell at her. They assure me she was just being an asshole, that women were supposed to be hairy, but I can't help but notice how both of them have hairy armpits and yet the "advice" targeted me. The wide range of bodies that people here tonight find desirable on cis women don't seem to apply to the women like me. I am the only one of us that doesn't go home with a hookup at the end of the night. I realize now she likely spoke from experience. I am still hurt by her words, but realizing the kinds of experiences she must have had herself to feel her words were kind advice hurts far worse.

A local queer photographer who's work I follow is looking for women & non-binary models for a photoshoot. I have become comfortable with getting photos taken of me for the first time in my life since my egg cracked, and had a few small time modeling gigs under my belt. With something like this I could actually have the beginnings of a portfolio. I reach and am told that they are not looking for trans women models, "only women and AFABs". Getting the same line I get from agencies from an independent queer photographer repackaged in "woke" terminology stings. I see many queer and nonbinary models I looked up to take part in the shoot. I have to wonder if they knew that the photographer's definition of woman didn't include trans women, or if like me in my martial arts class they noticed no transfems were there but didn't think much of it because there were other trans people there.

It is years ago and I am still an egg. I am with my partner of 4 years. I am exhausted after a long day. She asks me for sex in the voice that I know means saying no will hurt her. I learned from her long ago men have high and insatiable sex drives, therefore saying no meant I wanted to have sex, just not with her. So I say yes. The sex is painful and unsatisfying, and I simply do my best to thrust through the discomfort until she cums. I feel numb and hurt. She enjoys herself but seems sad I did not cum. I assure her I love her. When we hold eachother after my obligation has been met and I finally feel comfortable and safe. We begin talking. She talks about the trashy women she saw on the street today, describing their cringe outfits and ugly styles and bad hair. All the styles and clothes and hair I yearn to try myself in my deepest and most repressed desires. I change the subject and ask her about work and family. She asks if I'd still love her if she were a man and I say yes. She says she would still love me if I were a woman. Something in that statement feels like a lie. It is months later when we break up and I move out. Now that I am a woman I look back and know from our years together that if I were a woman then she'd hate the kind of woman I'd become. That if I were a woman she'd still have the same expectations of me as a man, that her refusal of sex equated an impersonal not being in the mood but my refusal of sex equated a cruel refusal of love.

A lesbian group begins organizing a queer woman's strip night event. A safe place for amateur performers to shine and women to perform and enjoy sexuality away from the male gaze. I see no transfems in the promotional material or leadership team, and I've learned not to think nothing of it just because there are other trans people there. I do not go.

I am talking with my therapist. They are trans too and an amazing therapist, often providing insights and advice only someone else with the lived experience of being trans can. I express distress and suicidal ideation at the fact I feel like I need to pass before I can dress the way I want. That until I get expensive hair removal procedures and FFS I can never feel safe and welcome presenting authentically. I lament how these things are expensive and may never be accessible to me. They tell me I need to deal with my "internalized transphobia", as if these feelings aren't a result of constant rejection and othering by external forces even within queer spaces. As if the scrap of womanhood others sometimes acknowledge in me does not rely on their perceptions of me.

There is a publication accepting works from trans people of all stripes to document trans experiences. It gets flamed for not having a single transfem as a contributor. The people behind it apologize profusely, they say didn't notice no transfems had sent work in and would do a sequel publication that was transfem-centric. I wonder if anyone had noticed there were no transfems but didn't think much of it because there were other trans people there. I think about the kinds of spaces I've seen like that, and the implications it has about how they treat transfems, and I am unsurprised no transfems submitted.

One of my closest friends for years is very supportive of me when I first begin crossdressing and experimenting with they/them pronouns. She gives me suggestions on cute clothes to wear and takes me shopping as well as asks for pictures. We had helped eachother discover we were both queer as young teens, come to terms with it, and navigate it in a hostile environment, so I have complete trust. We are close enough we are frequently asking eachother advice on serious life choices & relationships, sending nudes for critique + tips before sending them to our partners, and sharing our most secret and vulnerable moments. She often asks me for tips on getting her straight boyfriends into pegging and crossdressing that make me slightly uncomfortable but I don't mind, she is a loyal friend I would endure a great many discomforts for. I host a lunch for us one day, and come out to her as a trans woman. I tell her my new name, say I no longer use he/him pronouns, and thank her for her support on my journey thus far. She launches into a monologue about how by changing my name I am throwing away all our memories together and spitting in the face of my family. Taken aback by her sudden heel turn after being so supportive of me being nonbinary and GNC, I excuse myself to go to the bathroom to get a break and give her some time to process. When I am in the bathroom trying not to cry, she is on the phone. I overhear her misgendering me as she is talking about me being bisexual in a frightened voice. She sounds truly afraid that I intend to be sexually violent towards her. When I leave the bathroom and sit back down I pretend not to have heard. She gets off the phone, saying she was just chatting with her boyfriend. We talk a bit longer, she explains how "the surgery" is dangerous and experimental and she hopes I won't get it. I assure her I won't and do my best to change the subject and hope she comes around after some time to process things, hurt and shocked that what I saw as a natural shift in the path I was already on marked me as frightening in her eyes after knowing eachother for over a decade. That a fellow bisexual suddenly saw my bisexuality as dangerous now that I was asserting myself as a trans woman. I say goodbye to her, and she says goodbye to me using my deadname, I do not risk an argument to correct her. It is months after the meeting we have not seen eachother since and she has not responded to any messages I sent. After reflecting on her reaction further I decide that I don't really want to spend time with someone who thinks these things about me for my own safety and mental health, regardless of our history. A friend of 14 years who supported my queerness and transness gone the instant I crossed an intangible woman-shaped line that marked me as a predator and invader in her eyes.

I log online and day after day see trans women getting banned and harassed. Seeing baseless callout posts calling them groomers and abusers getting taken seriously by other queer and trans people. Seeing proof that deep down so many people I consider kindred spirits see me and people like me as worthy of intense scrutiny and policing to keep "the queer community" safe and united. The blocklist grows but everything stays the same. I treasure the people in my life who don't take part in this and would do anything for them, but it seems they get fewer each time.

I'm not making this post to seek sympathy, I am used to this kind of shit and far worse has happened to myself and others. I just make this to illustrate transmisogyny is not some "online-only" issue like people claim. Even if online issues weren't "real" (as healed is fond of saying, "online is real") this has tangible effects in the way trans women are treated offline as well. By communities, friends, partners, colleagues, systems, etc. That's why we talk about it.

So much of the discussions people have paint transmisogyny as some online oppression olympics maliciously trying to divide the community, smear transmascs, and "reinvent bioessentialism". That is not what it is about. Discussions about transmisogyny is about how we are treated for being what we are, and while related to transphobia and misogyny it is seperate because it often represents doors other trans people and women can walk through that transfems cannot. It has affected me in my most intimate moments when I was with other trans and queer people I felt safe around, and taught me that I need to carefully manage my persona and presentation at all times lest my authenticity be branded "male socialization". I am even terrified to express attraction to people who express attraction towards me because I'm so used to being treated like a predator upon reciprocating or being used and abandoned by people I trusted. I am terrified to be too excited about shared interests with friends lest I be too loud or talkative about it and branded with aggressive male socialization. So I make myself quiet and small, and shrink from the community and people I care about, and become more and more isolated.

Anyways, stop platforming anons who spread lies about trans women, stop hopping on TERF harassment campaigns because the trans gal they're smearing "gave you bad vibes", and maybe consider carefully if in your own life where you draw the line for a transfem's behavior is any different from where you'd draw the line for anyone who's not one

[gallonsoblood]

Hope this won't come off as creepy or anything but I have a folder on my PC dedicated specifically to vtm au fan art and like your art makes i think 80% of it XDD hehe i really do like it even just silly doodles so I'm saving pretty much everything. Oh and your OCs are really cool as well my favorite got to be that one blondie with a ponytail, the malkavian one (maybe i just really like high ponytails and funky glasses in a combo...lol) i'd like to try and draw them for your bd

Wishing you all the commissions all the money all the food and all the happi :3 have some choccy milk

THIS IS ABSOLUTELY NOT CREEPY AT ALL THIS JUST MADE ME SMILE SO WIDE I WOKE UP AND CHECKED MY TUMBLR AND I SAW THIS AND FREAKED OUT 😭😭😭 YOURE MY FAVORITE ARTIST ON THIS SITE AND IM BEING 100% SERIOUS EVERYTIME U POST ITS LIKE A BOOST OF EITHER MOTIVATION OR JUST PURE JOY i think this is gonna have my mood instantly be immaculate the whole day its like the whole last two weeks of being squoshed and stretched out like a rubber hose cartoon are just gone poof

I love making ewvtm fanart so much and i will continue to bc i LOVE IT?!!?? Genuinely one of my biggest hyperfixations at the moment its taking up most of my brain and i relate to some of the characters so hard im o glad to have more rep of peculiar little guys cause im a peculiar little guy and im SO GLAD YOU LIKE MY ORIGINAL STUFF ☹️☹️ I HAVE SO MUCH SHIT AND LORE TO POST ABOUT THE VAMPIRE AU BUT I JUST NEVER DID CAUSE I JUST THOUGHT PEOPLE DIDNT REALLY LIKE IT AS MUCH AS MY CLASSIC EDDSWORLD AND AU EDDSWORLD FANART😭 and i would shed genuine real fucking tears if you actually did draw them that would be such a sick birthday gift THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE KIND MESSAGE I CANT EXPRESS HOW HAPPY I AM RN and i wish YOU all the happiness and all the everything ever

have these low effort drawings of Cherry and Kyle and also Edd and Tord :3c

[joanthelovely]

Frosty: Should have stayed a song

I'm starting off my December right by watching Frosty the Snowman. I have not watched this in years and was beginning to question why I had removed it from the yearly rotation of animations that I watch. At one point I had watched the short so much that I could quote the commercial that cut in on my tape that had been recorded off of tv. But alas...adulthood cut this from my life...maybe...had I stopped watching it before that?

Here are some thoughts that I had as I watched it with fresher adult eyes that had not seen this in probably 20 years:

I forgot Jimmy Durante was in this. How do I know who that is? How do I not know what that is? He has such a distinctive voice and face...I probably just remember him from all the caricatures in old cartoons. THERE ARE A TON.

I prefer the claymation to this animation. Rankin and Bass did this one through Mushi Production and while I love Osamu Tezuka and his studio with a fiery passion...this was just not good. I even enjoyed the original short from 1953 more than this AND IT WAS LESS ANIMATED.

This guy just kills me...I hate him so much. He's a terrible villain and not just because he's inept...he's so boring. So very boring. And Whiny. Did we really need to have a villain? Does the song have a villain?

The head is the most difficult part...if you know what I mean *eyebrow wiggle*

This is Karen. I don't like Karen. I don't much care for any of the children or the voice acting. I think they turned a perfectly good song into a perfectly terrible short. None of you are believable! I don't believe any of you built a magical snowman who can sing and dance.

Happy Birthday...now lets name our Snowman friend:

Harold? Christopher Columbus? Oatmeal?

Bruh...you can't call him Oatmeal. What kind of a name is Oatmeal for a snowman? Frosty...obviously...sheesh

Which came first? the song? the movie? I didn't actually know the correct answer to that so I had to stop everything and look it up or it would bother me too much to continue.

Looks like the original was out in 1950 with this production hitting in 1969. Jimmy and Gene Autry both sang and released it at the same time....but I swear the radio only plays Jimmy. I'm going to have to go dig up the Autry edition.

Dude takes his hat back even after seeing Frosty come to life…how…why? No one is questioning this. Magic talking snowman. No one is freaking out. Even the Magician is just like...Oh...Its a magic hat...I"ll just take that back.

Silly silly silly.

Please quit doing this. Your point is not made better by repeating it 3 times. He does this a lot. Too much. 0/10 stars

So nonchalant about the living snowman. No one is freaking out...like I get it, new friend...but TALKING SNOWMAN OHMYGODWHYISTHISHAPPENING

I'm alive. What a neat thing to happen to a guy like me. But oh no. I'm gonna melt.

...like right this second? because honestly a good packed snow will last awhile *shrug* maybe slow down

We have trains to the north pole? Where do these children live that that seems like a viable option.

Lets have a parade? Ok ...why not...

Finally! Vindication! The rest of the adults are acting appropriately. You should double take when a walking talking snowman is pulling a pied piper down the center of your town.

3000.04 for a ticket to the north pole. That is really really specific and also a lot of work to pull for a child on her own asking questions. I actually don't know what a train ticket would cost to go that far. Sounds pretty cheap with all the layovers involved.

Karen...you can't go everywhere with your new buddy. Karen, do your parents know where you are?

Lets just put Frosty in the cold car. With the cakes. The cakes that are just out there in the open in the cold car. Must be some super awesome tiering going on there. That can't be sanitary for those cakes, no boxes or nothing.

Little girl, your mother will mind if you travel cross country in a cold car with Frosty. Get your ass home!

I don't like the Magicians voice either. It sounds so familiar but I've not seen anything else this guy has been in.

At least the boxcar was insulated from the wind...now we're just dealing with exposure. I'm sure you holding her can't be good for either of you.

Did you just ask the animals of the forest to light a fire for you?

I guess he didn't need the hat for magic. Dude just blew out a campfire.

They were so lucky that there was a greenhouse at the end of the hill...which then has me pondering why are Poinsettias a Christmas thing when they can't actually grow during Christmas?

This is some terrible buffoonery here. Are you really whining at Santa? Really?

At this point I think I've figured out the reason this hasn't been in the rotation. This story has just gotten to be too nonsensical for me. I love a good fantasy but these non-existent forced relationships just aren't doing it for me. You have a terrible unnecessary villain, an idiot child I just want to yell at for running off like she doesn't have parents that are worried about her, and an idiot snowman who knows he needs to go to the North Pole but thought dragging along Karen was a good idea? At least Rudolph did more world building...

Really, Santa? Just going to leave her up there on the roof?

[guqin-and-flute]

WIP TAG GAME

RULES: post the names of all the files in your WIP folder regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet of it or tell them something about it.

Tagged by @treemaidengeek (THANK!! 😃)

This was difficult, I kept not wanting to put a thing down because they were just a one line concept or title but it's in the rules, so I do the thing!! THIS GOT SO LONG HOLY SHIT I'M PUTTING IT UNDER READ MORE

TAGGING: @january-summers @madtomedgar @little-smartass & anyone who wants to because my brain is melted 🫠

One Offs

Xiyao (When Silk Flowers Bloom)

After the Temple

Taste of Luxury (MBMSAM)

Texts (MBMSAM)

No Evil

Ace Mingjue

Wen Qing/Qin Su

Xichen having FUN painting something silly /not like normal

Time Loop

Teach Him a Lesson (Ch. 5)

Mingjue Meets Baxia

3chen (ChenChenChen)

XXC/SL/JC

As All Things Do (Ch. 2)

Meng Yao Dancer AU

Calamity Ghost Jgy Post Canon

Meng Shi lives, sheltering Lan Xichen

Beyond Control (Ch. 2)

NMJ protect jgy from jins au

Wangxian let the world spin madly on

Wuxian is a ghost during 16 years, realizes feelings, sees A-Yuan grow up, sees Jiang Cheng, max angst --forgets the second he's resurrected [Seriously that's the title]

Parent Trap--Jin Ling makes Wwx and Jc hug DAMMIT

WWX and the only vaguely annoying haunting

Traveling with Xiao Xingchen

Peony To Lotus

How did Jiang Cheng react to Golden Core stuff?

Jin Zixuan comes to deliver invitation

Are You Here To Stop Me (Ch. 7)

ChengQing

WEN NING AND HUAISANG???

100 Days (Chapter of All the Things?)

Night Hunting at Jins >:)

Retaliation

Drunk and bitching about JZX as brother-in-law's

Wwx and Jgy both brought about end of Sunshot

JGY BIRTHDAY HAPPY AND SADS?? Everyone

Soup Bonding!!

First errand

Dancing with Yixin

Yanxiyao get together

Yanxiyao Fluff

Yanxiyao finding out

PHILANTHROPISTS/BURY MENG SHI

Yanxiyao Sick/Teamwork

Jgy decides he wants to fix WWX’s core

Swimming

Showing off Jgy

Mo Xuanyu

3zun Raise Jingyi AU

Holding Me Holding You (Ch. 7)

And A-Fu Makes 4 (Ch. 6)

THE BIG SWITCH/confronting daddy/6 month break down (it's not joy)

Competence Kink

NieYao Reconciliation

WEI WUXIAN

First Time Yanli decides Jgy is family dammit

Pre-reconciled NieLan Dueling with Thirsty JGY

Conference Night hunt with juniors

HOSTAGE??

AFTER FREAK OUT

Ask about grandparents

How did you get together?

Xichen Drunk

Nielan Snuggle (lxc pov)

JGY pushing boundaries/Mingjue’s buttons to test 

Early morning full family goofy jokey

JGY doesn’t know games and it’s SAD

JGY skin hungry, feel safe (later)

Bonding Over Kids

3am Jin Bro Bonding

Mingjue frankly talking to Xichen about him dying/Talking with Jiang Yanli 

how do 3zun deal with tantrums?

Stairs

NIEYAO MUST SNUGGLE

Jingyi's first hard night hunt

Visit Yunmeng with Yellow Father!

3zun cockblock LJY in later relationships?

Mo Xuanyu Coming Out

Weird Eating

‘Trust me’ RUN

KID #2

NHS POV

Lxc realizes he's been unhappy. He thought he was happy

Playful Xiyao seduction of nmj

HUSBANDS

Snowed In (Ch. 2)

Sword Shenanigans

Early 3zun Notes/getting together fic

Modern 3zun

When You No Longer Need To Endure (Ch. 2 & 3)

I Can Explain! (Ch. 3)

The Dadliest Chat (Ch. 2)

What do daddies do?

Jin Sibs Introduction to THE BABY

Dad Issues Confrontation

I wanna be a Stay At Home Dad, and I’m aware that makes me the worst person in the world

Sexy Times

Game Night

Mother's day is officially dubbed Yanli s day as only mother

Huaisang babysitting

Mo Xuanyu

Tarzan

Jin Papa's Road trip

[depressedtheatrekiddo]

I'M FALLING IN LOVE SO FREAKING HARD.

Someone help me😭😭✨✨

Okay so something it's kinda happening with a girl this summer, and yesterday it was my birthday and I met up with my friends and okay, they all bring me presents and I knew she (THE girl) had something prepared something super cool and cute bc she asked me on like the firsts days of July about my birthday SO I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR THIS MY GAYS😭😭😭😭

SHE GET ME THE FIRST VOLUME OF MORIARTY THE PATRIOT (I just finished now) BUT IT WAS LIKE IN A BIG CUTE BOX WITH CANDIES AND A SUPER BEAUTIFUL LETTER (LIKE OH HERMES MY HEART AND MY SOUL—) ALSO A VERY CUTE FROG TO DECORATE MY ROOM (at my desk I have lots of silly little things bc I love the chaotic vibe and all, bc a Howl Pendragon room is what I achieve, in the future bc I have parents 😭😭) AND LIKE SOME NECKLACES AND BRACELETS HANDMADE AND IT WAS ALL LIKE SUPER CUTE AND THE DAY BEFORE WE TALKED ALL NIGHT TILL MIDNIGHT SO SHE WAS THE FIRST ONE TO WISH ME HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND AHFKWKDPQNSLQ

Sorry I just needed to say all of that bc I can't

Like what??? THIS SUMMER IS GOING SUPER GOOD COMPARED TO MY LAST SUMMER AND I'M SO HAPPY🫶🏻✨

Bc like I just chat with her, met with friends, write my silly WIP's, put my Spotify playlist while daydreaming that I'm an elf, reading fanfics and theories as always and watching Good Omens on repeat<3

I just wanted to say that I'm so excited and grateful for all that is happening right now, and hope you have a nice summer too, or at least if u are struggling that u find a way to get out and get better and happier<3

Remember to drink water and thanks for reading💖💖💖