#happy birthday to my gay cat dad

[antaripirate]

this scene always get me

because firstly, every interaction between kell and alucard is fucking gold, and the concept of them tolerating each other to find lila is perfect. (i could write essays about alucard and kell’s relationship in tftop because it is so fucking entertaining).

but also alucard trying to look after kell for lila’s sake and lila’s sake alone (because this isn’t a pain that could hurt rhy) is so funny to me.

because the implication that at some point lila sat alucard down and explicitly told him there would be hell to pay if he ever let kell hurt himself is gold.

the image of lila bard threatening her best friend over the idiot she loves (who he hates) is just so fucking funny. and i can see alucard thinking it’s hilarious how soft bard actually is, but also being mildly irritated because he knows she’s actually deadly serious and he now has to look out for kell.

and then there’s literally just the fact of how much lila worries in this book. she’s literally never not thinking about kell. i could talk for days about this. they’re so in love it hurts.

this scene is just such a perfect mix of tension and humour, which V always does perfectly.

[ingydar-phan]

Happy birthday Dan. I found you at a very, very low point in my life. It’s funny, because that point was only a few months ago. March 3rd. March 3rd. Jesus Christ. I was dealing with severe bullying, depression, hopelessness, isolation, gender dysphoria (i have been out/socially transitioned for like 5 years), and most of all, loneliness. I had a circle of about 3 friends who i talked to regularly, but only 1 i even saw in person more than once per year. Then, two of those 3 people began having relationship issues and were on the verge of breaking up. I felt like i was a bother, a burden to their already existing issues. Every single day I’d walk into school, put my headphones on, and not talk to a single person. I’d read, sleep, listen to music, dissociate, and sleep some more throughout the day just to distract myself from everything. From class, from parents, from the outside, everything. I fully and truly believed everyone besides those 3 people hated me. They found me disgusting, annoying, taking up space, and simply didn’t want me there. I think that is true to an extent, but i don’t like how i was just letting that be how it is. My dad was genuinely hopeless, he told me to just ride it out and if i could try to be just a little bit normal-er, maybe i wouldn’t be ignored by every person every day. That didn’t work. Instead, i decided to do some self work. Or rather, my dad stopped intruding on my free time which allowed me to still be awake and do things i wanted to do in peace. I thought, “Dan and Phil….those two emo guys with the cat whiskers….i have such a vague memory of a friend mentioning them or scrolling across a post of them, who even are they?”. I typed into the YouTube search bar “Dan and Phil”. A gaming channel? Are these people streamers? Oh god (i did not know you were one of us 🏳️‍🌈….or british…..). I watched one video. Now, ACCORDING TO YOUTUBE HISTORY, i somehow watched What Dan And Phil Text Each Other 4 as my first video. Not even the gaming channel, i don’t know how this happened maybe YouTube is lying to me. Whatever. Ok so which ones Dan and which ones Phil? Why do they look SO different? They’re British? I started watching Dan and Phil edits on TikTok. Ok, i know who you are, i get the vibes. Oh, coming out timeline? Gaming channel timeline and hiatus? Reacting to PINOF? On March 13, i watched Basically I’m Gay and Coming Out To You. It took me an entire month from then to watch Why I Quit YouTube. By late April, i was in it. I was watching Dan or Phil every day. Before, during, and/or after school. Since then, I’ve purchased YWGTTN (limited edition signed updated paperback). It was 38 fucking dollars in USD but it was worth it. I also now own TATINOF and DAPGO, one of which is signed by Phil, i bought second hand. So yes, now this is my new thing. But you know what else? I was getting happier. I was going to more concerts. I was doing my schoolwork, or at least trying to. I was reading!!!! I’ve since finished The Secret History. I made a friend; reconnected with an old childhood friend and started eating lunch together and hanging out and having shared trauma dump sessions, and we are so so close now. My two friends broke up, but it’s ok. I’m best friends with one of them and he’s so much better off, and the other and i are still casual friends!! I value them both for the multiple years I’ve known them. I’ve taken family vacations and done religious holidays with genuine care while getting to reconnect with my family. I’ve very passionately finished acting in a musical that I’ve put so much care into for about 5 months. I’m graduating tomorrow!!! And me and my close friend will be going to a concert tomorrow night afterwards, and I’m going to have a great summer where i see my close friend who i haven’t seen IRL since March of 2023. I’m getting closer with my dad and seeing a new therapist. I am having medical problems as of right now, but i would 100% be lying in bed crying and skipping graduation had i not found a reason to enjoy my days.

Did i just take one sentence referencing Dan to write a whole autobiography on tumblr? Yes, but also no. Dan and Phil are real people. They really do rescue pigeons named Steve and getting 10 sauces for their pizza and say hi across the city with binoculars. But they also genuinely have an impact on people, and they see that, and they LIKE to see that. I don’t think Dan will see this post. But I’m making it anyway. For me.

I love Dan so much. I cried twice while watching We’re All Doomed in my kitchen. I have actively watched Dan and Phil videos while crying at school. Once, in my bedroom, i was having a panic attack. I had an overwhelming rush of thoughts around 10 or 11 at night about how worthless i am and how terrible everything was going. I opened my tiktok, and there was THE edit that saved me. It was a video of fetus Dan on YouNow talking about his dream home. And then it was cutting back and forth to the Phouse. Then, Dans hopeful monologue in Basically I’m Gay. Finally, Dans hopeful monologue in We’re All Doomed. All of this in a softly shaky screen with sad music behind it. I cried a lot. This aspect of my life means so much to me. I think about the Halloween 2023 baking video at least 5 times a day (and sister Daniel’s….uhm….legs…). I am still so mad i did not buy the satanic Craft shirts. I just rewatched Dans interview last year with Anthony Padilla just because of how goddamn much I’m obsessed with that angle of Dan with his cute chin and cheeks and fucking dimple. I think about Dans bluntness in his defined-self and truly feel inspired to be like him. I look at his change over the years, his comfortability in his body, seeing that his face and neck are shaped like my face and neck, and he’s fucking beautiful. I don’t think I’d feel comfortable in my weight if not for Dan Howell, and i mean that so insanely sincerely. I read Dans book whenever I’m feeling hopeless and need a soft sexy British man to tell me the scientific reasoning behind why i feel this way and to assure me he’s felt worse. I’m so serious when i say i cannot imagine a day of my life without Dan and Phil. I truly don’t understand how i lived before or how I’d expect to live without it. “Live”, in the sense of find a way of life, not as in “stay alive.” I can’t imagine a day without those big brown boba eyes and that cute dimple and mainly that calming voice that reminds me someone else has felt this way. That reminds me love is possible. That reminds me i have so much ahead of me, so much life and love and joy.

Phil’s birthday stream may be my favorite piece of Dan and Phil media, or at least one of them. I find it so comforting and wholesome and beautiful and hilarious. I have such high hopes for Dans birthday stream. Until then, I’ll be working on my long-awaited (still very very unfinished) 2009!Dan and Phil art piece within my art initiative (pinned on my profile) (just for funsies, no money or anything involved). I’m going to sit there at 3pm (my time) and watch with a huge smile on my face to see my amazing dads spend the time of their lives being sexy and old and happy and disgustingly homosexual while i just embrace all you’ve done for me.

Happy birthday Dan

@danielhowell

[oh-surprise-its-me]

More of my Jake’s dad being Slider and having his other dads last name-

Slider would bring Jake with him official places sometimes and be like this is my SON I have him with my HUSBAND.

Slider really didn’t give a fuck about people’s opinions about him but the second they started trashing Chris or Jake all bets were off.

Ice has to intervene multiple times.

Jake’s first ever physical fight was because someone made fun of his dads. He rocked that kids shit at the age of 6

Jakes other dad is a firefighter, literally pulled Slider out of a car crash he was a victim of and the first thing Ron said was ���my savior please marry me, wait no we can’t because Ice.”

He passed out from a concussion and Ice, once again, had to go to the hospital to find what the fuck Ron had done this time. Chris stuck around to see if Ron was okay because what the fuck is an Ice

He met Ice and was like “oh shit he’s taken” Ice then proceeds to fix that misunderstanding. Ice literally never lets Ron forget it that Chris thought they were together.

At Jake and Bradley’s wedding they Chris and Mav dance together because they love teaming up against their husbands. (They are both short and decided that was a good thing to bond over)

The first person Slider called once gay marriage was legalized was Ice. He was crying in the car and asked if Tom would fly out to officiate it. Tom said yes but only if Ron did the same for them.  

Chris recorded Tom and Pete’s ceremony because he knew Bradley would regret not seeing it one day

Chris feeds all the outdoor stray cats even though it’s one of the most reoccurring  fights he has with Ron.

Horses were pretty much just Jakes thing growing up but they loved that he loved it so they let him take all the lessons he wanted. For his 14th birthday they got him his own horse and he CRIED for hours and was so happy.

Jake and Ice are equally embarrassed to be reminded that Jake realized he was gay because of Ice. Bradley gets such a fucking kick out of it he got them matching friendship bracelets

[dignityofadog]

eughhhhh why does my entire life revolve around ollie!!! not that im complaining, of course. if ollie isnt online then im thinking about ollie. if im not online then im thinking about ollie. oh, i did something that reminds me of ollie. would ollie like this? should i show this to ollie? i wonder if ollie does the same things i do. in fact, i wonder what ollie's routine is. that skk pic reminds me of us! ill tag them. i found a silly audio i could send to them. i also saw a picture of a cat. ollie seems to like cats. i should compare him to them. they mentioned they like getting compared to cats. and biting stuff (or themselves, really). ollie really does sound like one. their bedtime is around 11:00 pm. but they live in ireland, which is around 8 hours ahead from where i live, so its usually 3 in the afternoon when they go offline. they get up at midnight in my time, so 8 o'clock there. i try to pass the time but it takes forever. sometimes ill nap or read. maybe masturbate. it gets boring without them. ollie's never skateboarded before; they think its scary. he said they think their height is 5'1, just an inch under me. i like to tease ollie about that. ollie takes really short showers, too (just like him). i also tease them about that. it doesnt seem to like flirting, but when its playful and non-genuine they find it funny, although i try to avoid it altogether. in a discord chat, before they met me, ollie said partner was a term they favored over girlfriend/boyfriend. i think its cute; im starting to prefer 'partner' too. it said they thought about cuddling a lot. ill try to bring it up once in awhile to know theyre not alone in that thought. they bought a plant after we first met. we call each other names a lot, like 'homosexual' or 'gay' or smth about the country we live in. its fun to do that. theyll make posts on the transmasc dazai headcanon. it projects a lot onto dazai, especially 15zai. they like bsd gacha reactions but not the ooc ones yet he stills watches them anyways. the only types he doesnt watch are the videos including youtube shorts. its relatable though. they recently made a strawpage if any of y'all have scrolled so far. ollie is autistic and says they take showers a lot because he doesnt like being sweaty. it said theyre asexual so even if theyre fine with sex jokes, i also try not to bring them up often. he has three dogs in total, four at their dad's home (the ones most popular in being sent to me are ruby and archie; his dad's girlfriend has two other dogs called suzie and max) and one at their mom's (poppy). they call their mom 'mam' which i, again, think is cute. their birthday is december 20th. thats only six days before mine. ollie sends me voice messages a lot and i really like their voice. some words are kinda hard to hear with the dialect differences but its mainly understandable. ollie introduced me to the game pony town a few weeks ago and i really go on there to boop and kiss them. other than that, im not online often. purple, yellow, certain shades of green and brown, and blue are some colors ollie said they liked. i once asked if theyd rate himself out of ten. ollie's answer was '10/10 ofc'. ill think about if i could vent about unimportant things that seem important at the moment. ollie could do the same to me. i wouldnt mind. i find that everything about it is important. it might like this song or this band or this genre. whats his favorite author? should i vc or is it at their moms home? why wont they respond? ollie must be busy. but what if ollie isnt? what if theyre ignoring me? i really do know i need to stop getting caught up in my head. i know they care for me. but even the tiniest bit of thinking they dont like me makes me upset. but then they text me and i get happy again!! i love talking to them <3 it brings me comfort. speaking of comfort, they'll try to make me feel better when i mention im sad, it doesnt help much, but i appreciate the thought. i really do. ollie's kind.

[seancoffe]

Happy early birthday to myself, and so we’re celebrating by writing headcanons about my three favorite ships (Kazuscara, Kaebedo, and Dottolone). ~My birthday is January 5th if you’re wondering~

~Also thank you to @gay-salt-amber for helping me with these~

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Kazuscara HC:

- Their pet names for each other are:

Kazuha to Scara is Daffodil

Scara to Kazuha is My Samurai or Tulip

- Once Kazuha got a rip in his pants and thought ‘Shit- Scara’s gonna kill me’ and once Scara saw he was scolding Kazuha while sewing it again and saying “Seriously? A branch?”

- Scaramouche won’t let Kazuha go to the store for much, he grows it in their garden

- Once for their anniversary Kazuha took Scara to a haunted house thinking Scara would end up in his arms. He was wrong, he ended up in Scara’s

• Scaramouche: Tulip you’re fine, it was something tapping on a window. It’s not part of the attraction

• Kazuha- while being held by Scara in a koala hug: I don’t care! I’m scared

- Scaramouche is a shirt, hoodie, and scarf stealer

- Whenever one of them have a bad day, they will make a pillow/blanket fort and watch movies and cuddle

- Once Kazuha had to go out with Aether for an expedition and Kazuha was scared, so after Scara got done scolding Aether he went to make sure Kazuha was ok

- Scara is the househusband

- Kazuha is the little spoon and Scaramouche is the big spoon

- Kazuha wants to be babied whenever he’s sick, which Scara finds adorable

- Scaramouche when he becomes sick (which is rare) he becomes a brat

- Kazuha sings Scaramouche lullabies to sleep

- Once Kazuha overworked himself when he was exploring and ended up passing out and so Scara was worried sick and wouldn’t let him leave the house for the next few weeks

- Kazuha has an overload of problems and so Scaramouche makes him fidget toys and those earplug earring things

- When Kazuha is having a hard time sleeping, Scaramouche does his asmr voice to help him sleep

- They have two swings beside each other on a tree called the “Weeping Tree”

- Scara gifted Kazuha a white cat for his birthday and they named him Tomo

- Kazuha said to Childe once, “You’re the reason why the gene pool needs a lifeguard” and Scara couldn’t stop laughing for 30 mins

- Kazuha does Scara’s makeup

- They have matching maple leaf necklaces for whenever they’re away from each other

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Kaebedo HC:

- Kaeya falls asleep to the sound of Albedo painting

- When they were in school, they were academic rivals

- After a long day in Dragonspine, Albedo just wants to be held by his human heater (aka Kaeya even tho he has a Cryo Vision)

- Klee brings Kaeya and Albedo to ‘Bring your Dad to School Day’ even tho neither of them are her dads

- Albedo still does only three strokes for Kaeya’s portrait, even after they got engaged, however for their anniversaries, Albedo will actually make a good portrait of Kaeya as his present

- Diluc (Kaeya’s brother) and Rhinedottir (Albedo’s creator) were the first to know of their relationship

- Their pet names for each other are:

Kaeya to Albedo: My Calla Lily or My Bunny

Albedo to Kaeya: My Ceclila

- Albedo knows how to play the ukulele and puts Kaeya to sleep playing it unreasonably fast

- Kaeya plays the bagpipes to annoy Albedo and to get him to stop working when he needs a break

- Once Albedo overworked himself in Dragonspine so much that Sucrose had to tell Kaeya to come get him because she was so worried

- Kaeya doesn’t understand shit about Albedo’s experiments but will still read his thesis papers and say “They look good Bunny, stop stressing yourself”

- Once Albedo fainted because of the cold in Dragonspine and Sucrose wasn’t there to get Kaeya, so later Kaeya was worried about where Albedo was and found him passed out in the snow and was so worried about him

- Albedo loves squishmallows and so Kaeya will secretly buy him some

- Once Albedo fell asleep in Kaeya’s hoodie and cuddling a squishmallow, Kaeya was jealous of a squishmallow

- Albedo loves piggyback rides and will tease Jean about it cuz Lisa doesn’t like to give her any

- Their house is surrounded by a koi pond and they will have picnics around it

- Albedo only wants comfort from Kaeya

- Albedo paints Kaeya’s eyepatch or else it’s “boring”

- Kaeya is Albedo’s ‘Human Canvas’

- Albedo wants to dye his hair but is too scared of what it’ll look like, and so Kaeya bleached some of his hair to Albedo’s shade and then dyed it to the color Albedo wants so Albedo will have more confidence in dying his hair

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Dottolone HC:

- Whenever Dottore needs a test subject for his experiments, Pantalone will either offer himself if it’s not lethal (Dottore refuses to operate on him for experiments if it’s lethal) or offer one of his fatui servants

- Pantalone gives Dottore extra mora for his experiments. The other harbingers doesn’t think it’s fair but don’t say anything cuz then their pay will be lowered

- Once someone said something bad about Pantalone and Dottore had them be his next test subject on an experiment that he knew would be lethal

- Sometimes Dottore gets overstimulated and only wants attention from Pantalone during that

- On their first date, Pantalone spoiled Dottore to as much stuff as he wanted

- Dottore is Pantalone’s protective ‘dog’

- Pantalone gets sick in the winter alot and at first Dottore was super concerned because uh- it gets bad

- Once Childe punched Dottore cuz Dottore wanted to see what would happen. Childe’s pay halved for a year, it would’ve been 2 if Dottore didn’t tell Pantalone to just do 1 year

- On Dottore’s birthday, Pantalone spoiled him rotten

- During Signora’s funeral, they had to stop the ceremony many times cuz Dottore wouldn’t stop flirting with Pantalone

- During the Fatui Christmas, Pantalone and Dottore couldn’t be found. They were then found later making out in their room

- Their pet names for each other are:

Dottore to Pantalone: Sugar Daddy

Pantalone to Dottore: Sweetheart/Darling

- The first time Dottore called Pantalone ‘Sugar Daddy’ he wasn’t seen or heard from in weeks, he was spotted coming out of him and Pantalone’s room weeks later (He also called Pantalone ‘Daddy’ once and the other Harbingers wouldn’t let him live it down)

- Pantalone hated Dottore’s clones before they got yeeted from existence

- Pantalone draws on Dottore’s arms with markers whenever he’s bored

- Pantalone can do gymnastics really good and Dottore finds it hot

- Pantalone loves cats but Dottore hates them, he still lets Pantalone gets cats though

[miraculousbohemian]

Found a Vine site while procrastinating so I'll bless you with this thing.

Gabrielle: Xena, oh my gods...

Xena: what??

Gabrielle: Is that a hickey?

Xena: What? No, it's my Pop Tart, I was saving it for later. *eats it*

Ares, yelling into a valley: PENIS

Also Ares: *trips over a bag of McDonald's*

Joxer: Who's coming to my party on Saturday, there's gonna be a taco guy there.

Ares: we're going to Aphrodite's, there's gonna be a spaghetti guy there.

Joxer: fuck the spaghetti guy.

Ares: fuck you.

Leah: Yeah, that's the bee's knees.

Meg: The cat's pajamas!

Diana: ...the chicken's trousers???

Meg: what the fuck was that diana.

Leah: you guys, come on-

Random dude: yeah, I actually gave my horse swim lessons

Xena: oh that's cool dude... My horse gave me swim lessons.

Dude: what.

Xena: she's a life guard.

Con man: so you'll do it?

Joxer, sipping a drink: yeah man I'll kill him

Con man: for how much?

Joxer: *fucking around and about to find out* i dunno, 30?

Con man: Thirty grand?

Joxer: *spits out drink*

Ares: so i invite my dad to my birthday party and he shows up, but only to take a shit and leave. what's up with that?

Xena: hey guys, happy Ares Sucks Thursday!

Ares: what's Ares Sucks Thursday?

Gabrielle: why would we ever tell you ares.

Xena: and you wrote here that you were an assassin?

Eve: yes sir.

Xena: h-h-how? how many confirmed kills do you-

Xena: yo dude. we can talk with our minds now so we'll be in each other's heads.

Ares: forever?

Xena: exactly bitch.

Ares: ...oh no.

*pop*

S6 Gabrielle: I'm you from the future

S1 Gabrielle: YEAH OBVIOUSLY BITCH

S6 Gabrielle: I don- I don't remember acting like that-

(if ares wasn't a girlfail in S5EP17/18 I can't remember the one with fake death hijinks)

Eve: mom, dad, why isn't Argo moving?

Xena and Gabrielle: *share a look*

Gabrielle: Argo killed herself.

Xena: killed herself, honey.

S1 Gabrielle: alright, so your total will be 2.29 dinars and a kiss on the lips

S1 Xena: no.

S1 Gabrielle: hah. yes.

Julius: wow me in five seconds, go.

Xena: waddup my name's Xena, I'll stab you if you do not hire me and i love horses

Julius: ...i guess you're hired.

Xena: ARE YOU SERIOUSLY?!

Gabrielle: hey, we think school maths sucks so we made our own, show 'em Eve

Eve: alright, so, instead of, like, numbers we use trees

Aphrodite: hey everybody today my brother pushed me so I'm starting a Kickstarter to put him down. The benefits of killing him would be I would get pushed way less.

Gabrielle: how much money would you give me to fall asleep right now?

Xena, visibly sleep deprived: I dunno, like a billion dinars?

Gabrielle, internally: i woke up the next morning, a billionaire.

Meg: can I use the restroom?

Leah: i don't know, can you?

Meg, getting up: yeah

Leah: where are you going?

Meg: I'm gonna go poop.

Meg: stop copying me

Xena: stop copying me

Meg: I'm gay.

Xena: you are?

Meg: I've been waiting so long to tell you

Xena: it's okay man-

(first two are it's just luke, others are Josh Kennedy, both from Vine)

[bisexual-in-every-gender]

Survey

What are three names you like that start with the same letter as your first name?

Amalia, Annika, Anjali

How old will you turn on your next birthday?

33 :/

What are three things you like about your birth month (besides it being the month your birthday is in)?

It's usually warm and sunny but not too blazing, it's Pride month and everything looks gay

And what are three things you dislike about it?

Sometimes it rains, I get older and it's the month we have a big work event every year

List three celebrities that are the same height as you.

Danny de Vito, Melissa Rauch, Judy Garland

Are you happy with your height or do you wish you were taller/shorter?

Taller. Much, much taller.

Which family member did you inherit your hair colour from?

My dad.

List three things in nature that are the same colour as your eyes.

Moss, fir trees, algae

What was your favourite class in high school?

English and Arts

How many sisters do you have?

Two.

How many brothers do you have?

Zero.

If you had a twin sister, what would she be named?

Salome? That's the name I was almost given.

How many dogs did you have in your lifetime?

One (Luna) for a very short amount of time. We only had her for three months, then we had to give her back to the shelter, unfortunately. She was sold to us as a "family dog", but she had been severely abused and re-building her trust in people would have required an expert's knowledge, not that of a first-time dog owner, and time that I as a full-time employee did not have. In the end, it was better for her to find someone better suited to her needs.

How many cats have you had in your lifetime?

Two: Kaveri (bless his little heart, he is now in his final resting place 💔) and our current cat Bertha

Do you prefer dogs or cats?

I like both, but cats flock to me naturally.

Where was your dad born?

Berlin, Germany.

Where was your mum born?

Berlin, Germany.

Where were you born?

Three guesses.... Berlin, Germany.

Have you ever met anyone unrelated to you with the same surname as you?

No, but it's common, so I'm sure I will at one point in my life.

How many sisters-in-laws do you have?

Technically 5, but Izzy only grew up with two of them. The other 3 are her half sisters.

How many brothers-in-laws do you have?

Two

How many nieces do you have?

Technically 7. My own sister has three daughters to whom I'm not allowed contact, my sister-in-law has twin daughters and one of Izzy's half sisters got two daughters as well, but Izzy's got no contact to said half sister. So I only really know two of my nieces

How many nephews do you have?

6. One of my sisters-in-law has a son, the other has two. Then Izzy's half sister to whom she has no contact has two sons and my brother-in-law who Izzy also cut off due to transphobic behaviour has a son as well.

How many of your grandparents are still living?

One.

What are three things you have been complimented on?

My organisational skills, my intellect and my humour

What is your dream job?

Probably an employee in a cat cafe or something.

Do you consider yourself religious?

I believe in God, but I wouldn't call myself religious.

When was the last time you stepped foot into a Church?

A good few years ago. I have a complicated relationship to the Church and like to separate it from my faith.

Do you regularly attend a Church? Why or why not?

I used to. I grew up very religious, going to Church was normal for me. However, it's a breeding ground for abusers. I was sexually and emotionally abused by Church members of different Churches and different affiliations, which made me lose hope in the Church as an institution. I still believe in God, but I am of the opinion that you can live your faith without attending Church.

Have you ever been to a mosque?

No.

Have you ever been to a synagogue?

No.

What is your favourite religious holiday?

Christmas.

If applicable, does your faith mean a lot to you?

It does, but I don't try and convert people. I also stopped believing in the kind of God that is spoken about by so-called Christians. I have read the Bible three times and attended Bible studies, so I know the historical context of the Scriptures and know that the reason a lot of the rules in the Bible exists is because it served a purpose at that time, especially hygienic reasons. Also, that book was written over 1,000 years ago by cishet men who couldn't imagine homosexual people even being a thing. And also, Jesus never mentioned gay people. At all. That was Paul, and he hated women, too. Don't listen to that misogynistic prick. In other words, yes, my faith means a lot to me personally, but I practice it within the confines of its historical and logical context.

Do you have the same worldview as your parents?

Absolutely not. They're creationists and while they accept me being queer, they think it wasn't intended for me to be so and that originally, God had other plans for me. We butt heads over it a lot.

Have you ever attended a Christian school?

Yes, twice. Though with all the bullying taking place there, you'd hardly know it.

Have you ever been baptised and if so, when or where?

Yes, when I was 14 in a big pool at my Church.

Are you happy with the current state of your nation?

No, Germany is becoming more and more right-wing and xenophobic, so as a queer person, it definitely worries me.

How many different medications do you take each day?

Three: Blood pressure pill, diabetes prevention and antidepressant

Which medication do you hate the most and why?

I'm frustrated I'm reliant on antidepressants, they also reduce my fertility which is already a problem and they sometimes give me auditory hallucinations.

Is your current doctor male or female?

Female.

Do you prefer male or female doctors? Why?

Male, just because female doctors often include me in this "us women" speak, which gives me dysphoria.

How is your mental health?

F***ed. I suffer chronic depression and anxiety disorder and lately, I've felt more burnt out than usual.

[rodolfoparras]

Fun fact...I forgot pride month is every year...and I'm gay...I swear it's feels like pride month is like a second Feb 29th 😭

Happy pride month everyone, and remember if you struggle about yourself...don't try to make yourself someone you aren't...try to find people who accept you and care for you and maybe had the same problems as you yall both can get through it! And if someone or something has dug some negative things into your head, don't be too hard onto yourself. If you think you're screwed up, we all screw up it's what makes us...well us! Try to work on yourself best as possible it might not happen in one day, and it might take a week or longer, but do know people who might not even know you will support you in any way possible

P.s. millie Bobby brown is coming after me ❤️

Sugar I completely understand what you mean! It can even feel quiet / look quiet / sound quiet if live in a smaller city! I live in a big city so I don’t really forget but I do forget everything else that happens this month like my dads birthday 😭

And happy pride month to you little love!! And this is definitely solid advice! Because making yourself happy doesn’t mean molding yourself into what society wants to see, because they’ll never be happy one day they’ll want one thing of you the next day they’ll want something else and it’ll be impossible for you to keep up with demands and demands and eventually who you are your identity and what not will be completely diminished

And it helps, whatever people say to you is because they’re dealing with something internally I promise you I’m almost 25 and this tip/ advice has never failed me so don’t let other peoples words get to you they’re just miserable

Definitely always strive to grow and learn it’ll do so much for you and it’s a part of life don’t feel ashamed for working on internalized stuff

Also lord I completely forgot about that meme😭😭it used to be one of my favorites that and homophobic animal memes 😭 “oh so you’re one of those” days the silliest cat on earth

[nolanhollogay]

❛ is that my shirt? ❜ for chadtate

them!!!!! loverboys!!!!!!!!!! also this takes place in 6, but before the events of the movie <3

+

Tate was still half asleep when Ethan opened the door to his and Chad's dorm room, so he could barely find it in himself to greet him.

"Hi, Tate," Ethan said, cordially, stepping back so he could stumble into the room, because he was nice like that.

Tate mumbled out a hello, sights set on Chad's bed.

"You can't even say hi?" Chad teased from where he sat at his desk, watching Tate climb under his covers. "You're just using me for my bed."

Tate pushed his face into the pillow. "It's a nice bed," he mumbled.

Something in his voice must've exposed his less than stellar emotional state – or maybe Chad could just read him that well – because seconds later, he was pushing himself over with the wheels of his chair, and resting a gentle hand on the side of Tate's face. "You okay, T?"

As awkward as ever, Ethan stammered, "I'm gonna– Library. I have homework to do," before he was grabbing his bookbag off the ground and sprinting out the door.

"Do you think he's homophobic?" Tate asked, closing his eyes and pushing his face into Chad's hand. His thumb was stroking his cheekbone, soothing him.

Chad glanced at the door as if he hadn't noticed Ethan fleeing the scene. "Who? Ethan?" He shook his head. "I don't think he could hate anyone if he tried. Let alone gay people as a whole."

Tate shrugged. "You never know with white dudes."

Chad's hand shifted until it was in his hair, running through the strands. "Don't think I didn't notice you trying to change the subject. What's wrong?"

"Nothing's wrong," Tate sighed, "I'm just.. tired."

Chad scoffed. "Bullshit. I know what you're like when you're tired," He pulled his hand away and Tate bit back a whine from the back of his throat. "You're incredibly annoying and grumpy. Like a mean old cat."

Seconds later, he was pushing Tate over and shoving himself beside him in the bed. He pulled the comforter over them and let Tate curl into his side.

"It's my dad's birthday," Tate mumbled into Chad's t-shirt collar. "So I'm missing him extra hard."

"Oh, baby, I'm s– Is that my shirt?"

A surprised laugh bounced out of Tate's mouth, bursting the rain cloud over his head, if only for a moment. "I don't know. Probably. You're the one who makes me do your laundry. It's not my fault if your things get mixed with mine."

Chad scoffed, faux outraged, "I don't make you do anything! You can tell me if you don't want to do it."

Tate laughed again, grabbing his hand and pressing kisses to his knuckles to appease him. "I know, I'm just teasing you. I like doing it. Gives me a chance to practice my househusband skills."

"Why do you get to be the househusband?" Chad asked, bumping their foreheads together.

"Gotta follow in my dad's footsteps, somehow." And just like that he was sad all over again, the weight of it covering him more than the blanket.

Chad frowned, but quickly replaced it with a teasing smile. "There's no way your dad was a househusband."

Tate rolled his eyes, trying to fight off the tears. "You know how my mom is, and he did everything she wanted. Always. And she can't clean or cook or anything well because she's always running from one story to another. And he was happy to do it for her, because he loved her."

Chad pressed a kiss under his right eye, squeezing his hand. Neither of them had considered letting go. "He was a good man. And brave as hell for marrying your mom."

Tate laughed.

"No, I'm being so serious. She scares the shit out of me. I almost died, and she still scares me more than that entire situation," he said, making Tate laugh so hard he almost fell. The bed really wasn't big enough to hold the both of them. "I'm not joking. She's like a viper in a pants suit."

Muffling his giggles into Chad's shoulder, Tate mumbled, "I'm so telling her you said that."

"Do not do that!"

Once Tate's laughter had subsided and they fell into cozy silence, Chad kissed his forehead. "You feeling any better?"

Tate nodded. "A little." He wrapped himself around Chad, not unlike a boa constrictor. "A nap will probably cure me though."

"I knew it," Chad mumbled into his hair. "You're totally just using me for my bed."

[leftovergarlicbread]

For the headcanon ask thing.

What about Taka or Cal

WHY NOT BOTH!!!! :D Thank u for the ask!!! <3 <3

Taka:

Sexuality Headcanon: Hes a bisexual loser and you can’t tell me otherwise.

Gender Headcanon: Cis man but in a he/they way.

A ship I have with said character: Again, I don’t have many strong opinions on shipping, but I feel he might have a slight crush on Zero. They’re L4L, loser for loser solfknehwosiufnlk.

A BROTP I have with said character: Ace and Taka obvi <3 <3 but also Taka and Luna!!!! They’re childhood besties and they have a weird cousins relationship thanks to their dads being so close.

A NOTP I have with said character: Tbh, Ace and Taka. I am really not a huge fan of childhood friends to lovers, I have a lot of opinions about it that I won’t get into here, but I usually I just prefer they stay platonic. But I also still don’t really know too much about their relationship considering I’m not quite done with the maingame yet, so this could very well change!!

A random headcanon: Taka likes to bake!! He and Luna bake a lot together and he makes some of the best poffins around. He’ll often bake ppl something as a gift for birthdays and holidays instead of buying them something. Also because it’s usually cheaper LMAOOO

Luna also knitted his scarf for him!

General opinion on character: The most patheticest wettest cat of a man ever. An absolute loser. He’s absolutely wonderful. He deserves to be passionately kissed by someone

Cal:

Sexuality Headcanon: Gay! Fun fact I actually headcanoned him as gay before I knew he was canonically which I just find really funny olskdfhnos. *stares into camera* I Know What You Are

Gender Headcanon: Cis man, hes just ur local neighborhood Guy.

A ship I have with said character: I already talked abt Cain and Cal on my answer for Cain, sooo some other thoughts: I think he has a bit of a crush on Taka in a “hes hot in a rat kind of way” lmao

A BROTP I have with said character: Obvi Cal and Shelly <3 <3 <3 But I feel like Cal and Luna would also get along really well! They watch horror movies together!

A NOTP I have with said character: I’m saying Cal and Victoria here just because I want to share a funny story abt how I completely monkey’s pawed myself. So, back after I defeated Shelly, and Cal first goes to Apophyll, (my laptops autocorrect wants to turn apophyll into chlorophyll HELLO??) and like, it was very obvious that Cal and Victoria were a thing they were hinting at I was like “mmmmhhhh I don’t really want cal and vicky to become a thingggg :////” aND THEN TWO BADGES LATER THE EVENTS AT APOPHYLL HAPPENED AND I REMEMEBR JUST SITTING THERE LIKE “W e l l  I g u e s s  I  g o t      w h a t  I  w a n t e d” Believe it or not I did that to myself TWICE. The second time being me going “hmmm I wonder if fern is going to become more plot relevant soon!! After beating him on Route 1, and then, again. 3 badges later. Hes on team meteor JKSNOIUFVOKISIDNUHG

A random headcanon: Shelly writes a lot of fanfiction and she always asks Cal to proofread it for her. He is literally SO TOUCHED by this and it means the fucking world to him. She insists that he’s honest and gives her critique but it physically hurts him to say anything bad about her writing hhhh

General opinion on character: I love him sm!!! His development throughout the story makes me so happy ((and also the way he and victoria completely swapped characters and roles and like,, changed literally opposite to each other makes me go FERAL AAAAAAAAAA) The way he cares so much about Shelly is just so sweet and it’s just really cool to how we actually get to see him work so hard to grow and change and better himself as a person and it’s just really really cool to see and means a lot to me :] I really really love stories and characters who work to overcome who they were and be better than their past, I just. I can’t describe it super well, but just. Everything about Cal and his character is just. Yeah. I love that <3

[strangeswift]

Oh shit I forgot to post about Blondie's birthday! Happy birthday Dr. Taylor Alison Swift!! (I'm sure you're reading this.)

Taylor Swift Abby lore:

As a kid, I had her debut album CD, and I'd sit on the porch by myself and watch the rainstorms and listen to it over and over on my little pink CD player. And it was the first music that felt like mine. Sure, I liked a lot of the songs I heard on the radio in the car. I liked the Alan Jackson and the Metallica and everything in between that my dad would play. But that Taylor Swift CD was the first music that was my music. It felt like it was written for me, or at least for kids like me. I liked it so much I tried my hand at songwriting, but quickly gave up because I was eight and not very good at it. Her music made me feel things in a way I didn't realize music could. Is this the part where I share that Taylor Swift was also my gay awakening at the ripe age of eight? The Our Song music video.... yeah.

Anyway, she's just special to me, so happy birthday Dr. Swift I hope you have a good day with your boyfriend and your cats who are also karma <3

[survey--s]

474.

Have you ever sat under a bridge? Yeah, for sure.

Do you ever go fishing or do you find it to be cruel? I don’t find it cruel as long as you’re going to use/eat what you catch, but I don’t go simply because I find it boring. Mike fishes and has tried to get me to go loads of times but I really don’t get the appeal.

Do you have trouble remembering people’s names? No.

What’s your favorite kind of tree? Cherry Blossoms.

Do you like mozzarella sticks? Decent ones, yeah.

Do you share any of the same favorite bands as your parents/guardians? Yeah, my dad’s the one who introduced me to some of my favourite bands - mainly Dolly Parton, The Beatles, Simon & Garfunkel, Tracy Chapman and Everything But The Girl.

Have you ever been in a wedding? Just my own.

Who’s the last person’s birthday that you celebrated? What’d you do? Mine - we didn’t do much as it snowed and all the roads out of town were shut lol - the joys of living rurally. We did get a takeaway though.

Are your parents divorced? If so, when did it happen? No - they’re still happily married.

Have you ever attended a bachelorette party? No.

What do you take pictures of most often? The dogs at work, my dog, my cats and nice views.

Have you ever gotten your period more than once in a month? Yeah.

What’s the smallest animal that you’re afraid of? Cockroaches.

What was your parents’ opinion on same-sex relationships? They both think they’re fine/normal. My dad’s sister is gay and they both have plenty of gay friends.

What’s one alcoholic beverage that you do not enjoy? Whisky.

Have you ever had someone throw up on you before? Not on me, but I’ve had to clean up vomit multiple times lol.

Do you prefer pads or tampons, if you need them? Tampons. Pads feel like you’re wearing a nappy or something - bleurgh.

How old did your oldest pet live to be? What kind of pet was it? The oldest pet we own is Purrlock and he’ll be eight next month. He’s a black cat.

What’s the best movie without a happy ending? Inception, maybe, as it’s an uncertain ending.

What’s something you think is actually better about today’s generation? We’re more tolerant.

What’s the worst episode of your favorite TV show? All the episodes of Friends where Joey and Rachel just make me cringe.

Which fictional character do you think you’d be great friends with? Chandler Bing.

Do you have the same religious beliefs as your parents? In the sense that none of us are religious, sure.

What’s your favorite Led Zeppelin song? The only song of theirs I really know is Stairway to Heaven.

Who would you call a lyrical genius? Cat Stevens.

Who supports you financially? Mike and I split all the bills between us.

Who knows the most about you (besides yourself)? Mike and my parents.

Would you be/are you a good role model to a younger sibling? I don’t think I would be, but I’ve never had any siblings.

Who was the last non-relative woman you spoke to in person? Suzy.

What’s a topic you’ve drastically changed your opinion on? I can’t think of anything right now. 

How many bedrooms does your house have? Two, but only one is used as an actual bedroom - the other is more of a storage space/gym.

Have you ever experienced sleep paralysis? No.

Does the thought of having wrinkles when you’re older upset you? No. I’d much rather get wrinkles than go through botox and have that weird frozen look lol.

Do you know anyone who’s struggling with addiction? Yeah, and sadly it killed all three of them.

Are any other members of your household home right now? Yeah, Mike is home.

Were you upset when you found out certain things weren’t real? (santa, tooth fairy...) I never believed in any of that stuff - my parents just told me they were stories.

Name something you’re proud of. Brag a little bit. My business. I built it up from nothing and now I’m fully booked - taking bookings up to 18 months in advance and earning enough money that I’m turning people away on almost a weekly basis.

Where would you like to go right now? I’m happy enough chilling at home.

Do you pay any attention to celebrity drama? No.

What’s been an embarrassing phase you went through? Writing ridiculously attention-seeking lyrics all over Facebook LOL.

What’s the ugliest animal in your opinion? Those hairless Chinese crested dogs.

What about cutest? Baby Emperor penguins. THEY’RE SO FLUFFY.

Are you good at math? I was never BAD at it, I just never enjoyed it and rarely paid any attention.

Have you given any thought about what the Christian god looks like? I don’t believe in God.

What’s your most used emojis? The sideways crying one, or the monkey with his hands over his eyes.

Who’s one of the most talented people you know? What are they talented at? It depends what kind of talent you’re talking about. Mike is incredibly talented at his work, for example.

Have you ever experienced a medical emergency? Yeah, a fractured skull.

Are you muscular? lol no.

Do you have one of those removable hand-held shower heads? We do, but it’s rubbish and not very powerful.

How many burners does your stove have? Four.

When you go to a restaurant, do you prefer to sit at a booth or a table? Booth.

Has your car ever been broken into? Not my car, but my parents car was once, and then it was stolen once too.

What genre was the last song you listened to? Who provided the vocals? It was just a song from Starlight Express - I couldn’t list all the singers.

Do you have any medical appointments coming up anytime soon? I need to book an eye test.

Have you heard anyone singing today, or has anyone sung in your presence? No.

What food or drinks makes your teeth hurt? Really cold foods and drinks can sometimes.

Who did you last hold hands with?  Mike.

Do you have a loud or more soft laugh? It depends on the circumstances.

Is there anyone who makes you smile no matter what mood you’re in? No.

Have you ever stargazed with someone? Yeah, a few times.

Are there any things coming up that you have to travel for? Yeah, we’re going to this wolf/fox experience thing in April - it’s only about an hour away but it looks AMAZING. You get to go into the enclosures with all the animals and get your photos taken and hand feed them. I CANNOT WAIT. I’m also going to Manchester in October to see The Ocean at the End of the Lane.

What’s one of your biggest accomplishments today? Absolutely nothing whatsoever, lol.

What was the name of the main character in the last book you read? Bailey.

What was the last pill you took? Ibuprofen for period pains.

If you were a rockstar, what color guitar would you have? Purple.

What are three other names you like that start with the same letter as your name? Natalie, Naomi and Nicole.

Have you ever met a Jason that you didn’t like? Yeah, he was just weird lol.

What was the name of the person who bullied you the most in high school? Laura.

[allwaswell16]

This is a fic rec of my favorite One Direction Meet Cute Fics as requested in this ask. You can find my other fic recs here. Please leave kudos and comments for the writers if you enjoy the fics! Happy reading!

-Larry-

You Make Lovin’ Fun by @homosociallyyours​

(E, 109k, girl direction, cruise ship, silver fox Louis, age difference, strangers to lovers, polyamory Harry/OC, butch/femme, based on a true story, journalist Harry, vacation, Lesbian cruise, NYC, long distance relationship, light angst, masturbation, smut)

Quiet People Have the Loudest Minds by @2tiedships2​

(M, 38k, a/b/o, alpha Harry, omega Louis, mute Louis, sign language, nonverbal communication, strangers to lovers, Lilo friendship, NYC, Broadway musicals, heat, bonding, mates, smut, bottom Louis)

On This Winter's Night by @reminiscingintherain

(T, 27k, Christmas, meet cute, bus, London, baker Harry, comic book shop, fluff)

Far Afield by QuickedWeen / @becomeawendybird

(T, 11k, witch Harry, florist Harry, flower shop, Louis is brother of the bride, wedding planning, familiars, spells and enchantments, magical realism, pining, flirting, meet cute, implied smut)

Ever Since by @letsjustsee

(NR, 10k, lost dog, pining, fluff, flirting, strangers to lovers, bed sharing, loneliness)

Omega Shoe Repair by @musketrois​

(NR, 6k, a/b/o, alpha Harry, omega Louis, photographer Harry, Louis repairs shoes, fluff, meet cute, NYC, Harry pov, no smut)

I'm Tripping Over Your Every Single Move by lookingfortherainbow / @andtheywerebandmates

(T, 6k, uni au, lifeguard Louis, swimmer Harry, pining, disaster gay Harry, embarrassing situations, meet cute, first date, kissing, no smut)

tall stories on the page by @soldouthaz

(T, 5k, famous/not famous au, famous Harry, not famous Louis, meet cute, interview, no smut, fluff)

Porn To Be Wild by @fallinglikethis

(E, 5k, famous/not famous au, famous Harry, not famous Louis, fic writer Louis, library, meet cute, humor, smut)

Won't You Please Come Around by @allwaswell16

(M, 5k, meet cute, Valentine's Day, cat fic, cat thief, neighbors, London, baking, awkward flirting, pov Harry, pining, masturbation)

Sweet like candy by @neondiamond

(G, 4k, a/b/o, alpha Louis, omega Harry, meet cute, bus, flirting, fluff, no smut)

Meant To Be (Arse First) by @bayousexual​​

(T, 4k, soulmate au, unfortunate soul mark, humor, bums, alcohol, hangovers, meet cute)

Stealing Flowers by @lululawrence

(NR, 4k, strangers to lovers, meet cute, Brooklyn, subway, humor, bets, mutual pining)

so c'mon c'mon (and dance with me baby) by @rockstarlouis / theweightofmywords

(NR, 3k, New Years Eve au, implied cheating (not h/l), meet cute, NYE party, drinking, dancing, tattoo artist Harry, preschool teacher Louis, kissing)

First Dates by @taggiecb

(G, 3k, reality show au, older Harry, older Louis, divorced Harry, first date, blind date, light angst, getting together, meet cute)

Save a Dolphin, Ride a… by @londonfoginacup / LadyLondonderry

(G, 2k, uni au, meet-cute, fluff, Louis is doing a petition about dolphins, Harry is trying to nap under a tree, humor)

an honest mistake by @disgruntledkittenface

(NR, 2k, neighbors au, meet cute, elevator, embarrassing situation, humor, flirting, fluff, misunderstanding, baker Harry)

more than that by @nouies​

(NR, 1.8k, meet cute, bakery, writer Harry, photographer Louis, France, ambiguous ending)

-Louke-

It’s About A Boy by @missrefridgefreetorator / mynameispiaivy

(M, 14k, Louis/Luke Malak, canon Louis, Vegas, birthday boy Luke, first meeting, sexual tension, dancing, getting together, smut)

-Shiall-

The Words Just Get In The Way by alienharry / @fourdrunksluts

(NR, 5k, Niall/Shawn Mendes, apple orchard au, employee Shawn, customer Niall, meet cute, pining, fluff, humor)

Oh, Pretty Baby by abrighteryellow / @a-brighter-yellow

(G, 4k, Niall/Shawn Mendes, teacher Shawn, hot dad Niall, kid fic, crush, meet cute, flirting)

-Tomlinshaw-

Can I Have Your Attention, Please? by @lululawrence

(NR, 16k, Louis/Nick Grimshaw, famous/not famous au, famous Louis, not famous Nick, meet cute, fluff, humor, mixed up luggage, singer Louis, flirting, misunderstandings, mistaken identity, no smut)

[echotrinityme]

Original Characters I have.

My ocs part 1

Name: Nathaniel Manson

Gender: Male

Character's Nickname: Nate, Negative

Sexual Orientation: Pansexual

Birthday: December 15

Age: 33

Height: 6'4"

Eye color: Brown

Personality: He's consider the "dad" in the group, he's also the oldest of the group. He's also one of the few in the group with a realistic mindset, while he does have his best friends' interests at heart, he's not shy to call them out on their misguided attempts at life. He's also a heir to a family owned corporation. He loves to drink tea, doesn't matter what kind. He also used to be a cult leader when he was in his early 20s, he regretted deeply and doesn't like to remember his past.

Distinguishing Marks: None

Hair Color: Brown

Length of Hair: Medium Long

How does he appear: He looks like he's in late 20s

Skin tone: Pale

Name: Shadow Wolfe

Gender: Male

Character's nickname: Smoke

Sexual Orientation: Bisexual

Birthday: January 19

Age: 32

Height: 6'3"

Eye color: Grey

Hair Color: Black with grey highlights but he's not old.

Hair Length: Long.

Personality: Shadow is a bold, brash man. He can be egotistical, competitive, tough, and a little short tempered. But for all his flaws, he can be loyal, a good friend, and can protect his friends. Overall he's a good person with flaws. He plays sports mostly soccer and volleyball. He secretly loves to read adventure novels, loves naps, and can be lazy at times.

How old does he appear: He's supposed to look like in his early thirties but he actually looks like he's in his 20s.

Skin tone: Pale like a vampire but he isn't one.

Distinguishing Marks: He has a scar over his left eye and how he got that I will explain later.

Name: Desmodeus Darkwell

Age: 31

Species: Half-Vampire

Character's nickname(s): Dakota, Demise, and Nightshade (only by his husband.)

Sexual Orientation: Gay

Birthday: March 27

Eye color: Grey when calm, Red when angry, Blue when sad, and yellow when being happy which is rare.

Hair Color: Black with white bangs.

Hair length: Short, 80s goth style.

Height: 6'6"

Personality: He may look intimidating but in reality he's nice and gentle. He's shy, introverted, has a talent for art, loves horror stuff, and loves cats. However, he has a hidden dark side that he makes sure no one knows. He's the youngest of 5 brothers, he has a favorite brother; Brendan Darkwell.  And...he has a controversial relationship with third brother; Corbin Darkwell. He can eat human food and drink blood to survive. He and his husband have a loving relationship and a healthy sex life. He's insanely good at video games.

How old he appears: Since he's half vampire, he looks younger than he looks.

Skin tone: Pale

Distinguishing Marks: None

Name: Samuel Diaz

Age: 30

Gender: Male

Character's nickname: Scream, Sam

Sexual Orientation: Gay

Birthday: April 6

Eye color: Brown

Hair Color: Black with green highlights.

Hair Length: Medium short and shaggy.

Height: 6'2"

Personality: Sam is decently laid back in personality and not much really gets under his skin. He rarely gets angry but if he does, he gets scary but not as scary as Dakota. He loves sports especially track and soccer. He plays soccer with Shadow whom he always beat, he loves food and no matter how much he eats, he will always stay skinny. He's also a major geek, he likes comics, anime, video games, etc. He and Dakota sometimes have a games day. Sam dated Dakota and for a prank, they got married. Are they still married? No.

Skin Tone: Dark, Tan.

How old he appears: He looks like he's in early 20s but he is actually 30 years old.

Glasses/Contacts: He wears special sunglasses cause he's suffering an eye disease.

Distinguishing Marks: None.

A/N: Hey, guys I’m planning making original stories with these ocs. Don’t worry, I will still be doing Henry Stickmin fanfiction. I just want to try out putting my original stuff. 

[billsbae]

today is Harry’s birthday (Im sobbing my boy is 41 now 😭)

So there’s some of my headcanons about the life after the war/harry and ginny’s children/next generation/all this shit

- Petunia and Dudley came to Harry and Ginny’s wedding (without Vernon)

- Only Harry calls James Sirius „Jim”

- Charlie Weasley remainded single for the rest of his life, he has his dragons and his favourite niece: Lily Luna

- Lily has Ginny’s face, red hair, and all about looks, but she has definitely Harry’s character

- None of the potters are straight

- The name „Luna” is not after Luna Lovegood (even if everyone thinks so) Luna is after Remus.

moony=moon=luna

- the Potter and Longbottom family are very close

- Andromeda died when Teddy was 3 and Harry adopted him

- Lily Luna dated both of Scamander twins but finally she end up with Scorpius Malfoy (Scorily!)

- Albus thought that he liked Scorpius after a while he realised that they had a realationship like Harry and Ron (but more sensitive) also he was happy that his sister and best friend were dating

- After Lily and Scorpius started dating Malfoys and Potters started eating dinner together every month (*cough* drama *cough*)

- Teddy Lupin - Potter 😭

- Teddy named his first son after two most important people in his life, his son’s name is Remus Harry Lupin-Potter

- Teddy and Lily were very close

- Teddy was a YouTuber, he did a lot of vlogs and also some videos with Harry: dad tag 🥺

- James is the only child who need to wear glasses

- Teddy’s first world was „daddy” to Harry

- When Teddy called Harry first time „dad” (when he was older) he got scared, Harry just smiled and replied „it’s okay son”

- Dudley got married with Cho Chang, their children: Daisy and Dennis get sorted into Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff

- So yes, Dudley doesn’t hate magic anymore

- Actually after war Harry and Dudley has a kinda good relationship

- Lily Luna get sorted into Hufflepuff

- Narcissa was very happy for Lily and Scorpius but she died shortly after their wedding

- In honour of her grandmother, their daughter’s name is Narcissa Fleur Potter

- Fleur is Lily’s favourite aunt

- Harry is actually a very good father

- Albus is gay af

- The first person in family that Albus come out is his father

- Harry confessed to Albus that he liked Cedric when he was on his fourth year

- Ginny found that she was pregnant at her 44th birthday

- Their third son name is Cedric Collin Potter

- The Potters love animals, they had 4 dogs and 5 cats, Lily also had a dragon named “Florida” but she lives in Romania with Charlie

- Hagrid give Harry the same pink birthdays cake every year

- Hagird and Lily Luna are good friends

- James is the best in Defence Against the Dark Arts, Albus in Potions and Lily in Transfiguration

- James married a red-hair girl

- Lily hate potions

- Harry was “the protective dad” to his children, most for Lily

- Albus came to Harry with every nightmare, even when he was older, his dad was just his comfort zone

- Lily came to Fleur with every “love” advice

- The Potters speaks good in french (thank to Fleur)

- Charlie often came to the Potters on wedding anniversary, to do “the fun babysitter”

- Teddy was scared that after James was born Harry would forget about him

- Harry told him "Teddy, I can have three hundred other children, but you will always be my son and I will always love you the same."

Teddy: you promise?

Harry: I promise

- Harry and Ginny get maching tattoos

- Lily reads fanfics about her dad (James do it to)

- Actually she read also fanfics about her brothers (and herself)

- She found out “Drarry” on Wattpad, one day she showed it to Harry, his face was so precious

- Albus is a bookworm

- James loved that his father is popular, Albus hated it

- Albus dated Frank Longbottom II

- James is very protective to Albus

- When Albus and Frank started dating James gave to Frank “the big bro talk”

- Albus has a crush on Dylan O’Brien

- Harry is the cook in the family

- The children like to do cookies with their dad

- Albus patronus is a hippogriff

- Professor Mcgonagall wanted Harry to teach DADA at Hogwarts, he refused because he didn't want his children to feel uncomfortable at school

- Harry has a nickname for every Wotter child

- Albus was a Percy Jackson fan when he was younger [his favourite book was The Lighting Thief and House of Hades]

- Albus persuaded Lily for six months to read PJO, after she had read all the books, both of them would convince James to read it

- Lily, James, Teddy and Albus were huge fans of Teen Wolf

- When Teddy and Albus had a crush on Stiles, James and Lily had a crush on Lydia

- James is close to his mother

okay it’s enough for now, and yeah my favourites are Lily and Teddy, maybe should I do more headcanons later??

[It’s the first time that I do headcanons in English, I wasn’t sure If I should do it in past or present or maybe in future?? so I did half a half present and past 🥲]

One more time. Happy Birthday to my bisexual boy!!!

[kaypeace21]

Will’s fear of clowns

*Ps -not mine. this is a submission from an anon. tw: for s.a. It’s an interesting submission. ANON-please make a tumblr account already . I’m begging you XD

Hi! It’s me, Lonnie Meth Anon. Back with more depressing thoughts about Lonnie!

I just read your post on Jonathan’s ab*se at the hands of Lonnie, and I second it all. It breaks my heart. But it also got me thinking deeper about Will’s fear of clowns. I think you’re right that part of the horror for Will is that the clown attacks in bed. The bed is, obviously, like you say, a common site for s*xual assault. (Doesn’t El’s picture of “three legged Brenner” also have a bed in it? In a picture with not much else?) The fact that Will needed Joyce to sleep with him for a week suggests he was specifically feeling unsafe in bed, or at night. 

But maybe it’s not just the location of the attack in Poltergeist that Will found so harrowing. Maybe it’s the combination of that location with the fact of a clown being the attacker. 

I think Lonnie might have dressed up as a clown for Will’s birthday one year, and something happened. 

In this instance, I don’t think Joyce would know what happened. I think the incident in her mind would be something like “Lonnie dressed up and Will was scared of the costume”. She might even have thought it was cute. Just a typical little kid fear of something mundane. When she teases him about Poltergeist, she doesn’t actually say the movie was the START of his fear of clowns. Just that he was afraid of that particular clown. The general fear of clowns could have been an older one, going back to when Will was even younger.

Maybe Will even liked clowns, before whatever happened with Lonnie turned them into a source of fear for him. Will has a lion plushie (lions are commonly found in the circus) and the circus seems like the kind of vibrant, colorful environment full of outcast, that a young gay kid would really enjoy. If Will did like circuses and Lonnie poisoned that for him, that’s just another reason to hate Lonnie. But it definitely seems possible. 

Lonnie is a deadbeat dad in general, but we’ve seen before that he’s capable of faking the “family man” act in front of Joyce and their neighbors. We’ve also seen that even though he treats Will horribly, he would also try and keep Will on his side with father son bonding activities, like baseball. And Will’s birthday is one of the few occasions Lonnie makes a half-assed kind of effort, even when there’s nothing directly in it for him. He sends that card, even though it’s late. Maybe Joyce made called him up and made him send it, but she always seemed happy to keep Lonnie out of the picture. She didn’t even want to involve him when Will went missing. And we know Jonathan would never try and facilitate more interactions between Lonnie and Will. So it seems like Lonnie did this of his own accord, when he realized he’d missed the day. Kind of weird. And it’s classic abuser behavior, to make contact on an anniversary date, reminding you they exist and you can’t escape them. Reminding you to keep quiet. Or hoping you’ll miss them, remember the “good times” when they made an effort, and let them back into your life. (Ugh.)

So, anyway, back to my theory. Young Will likes circuses, and the Byers family are poor, so they can’t afford to take him to one, or throw him a party at an ice cream parlor or a bowling alley, like other kids. It makes sense that they would have a party at home instead, and that the family themselves might dress up. We know Joyce made Will’s Ghostbusters costume in season two, and a clown is a pretty easy costume. Most of it is just make up. It’s possible the whole thing was Joyce’s idea, and she made the costume, and Lonnie just went along with it to look like a good dad in her eyes. 

Remember how we see Bob (Will’s new father figure) dressing up in costume for Halloween? Joyce loves it. This is a thing good dads do, to have fun with their kids. That’s also the same episode we see Will scared by a guy in a clown costume, and Jonathan is hyper-protective of him that night. School is okay, but he doesn’t want him trick or treating. (Like he knows that school is a safe environment, but in other contexts, costumes and parties might be a trigger for Will.) Jonathan is convinced to leave Will and “let him have fun” and what happens? The clown attacks. Later that night Jonathan goes to a costume party himself, where he finds Nancy upset and takes her safely home.  Maybe this is how Will’s birthday party ended - with Jonathan finding Will upset, and trying to comfort him. The whole night could be playing out like a parallel to that birthday party, from Jonathan’s perspective. 

What actually happened with Will and Lonnie is up for debate. It’s possible there was a s*xual assault, and that’s why the clown scene in Poltergeist was such a trigger for Will. Or maybe Lonnie thought circuses weren’t “manly” enough for his son to like, and actively tried to scare Will, so he wouldn’t like them anymore. It’s hard to know. Something would have happened though, and probably something pretty formative, because the fear of clowns lasts a long time. 

Something else interesting is that when Mr Clarke is talking about the Upside Down in season one, he uses the metaphor of the flea and the acrobat. Acrobats are a main act in the circus, and, well … fleas. Flea circuses. That’s a thing. Maybe it’s a hint that the trauma that created the Upside Down was circus / clown - related?

Kali, El, and their gang wear clown masks too, when they’re going to confront their childhood trauma, and the child-like Alexei is surrounded by clowns when he is killed at the fair. 

Clowns are just so associated with birthday parties and little kids, that it doesn’t seem like a coincidence to me they’re Will’s biggest fear. Especially as the show keeps dropping hints about Lonnie and Will’s birthday. It feels like there’s more to the story. I have a horrible feeling SOMETHING happened. 

RESPONE (kaypeace):

I think it’s very possible-that maybe he did dress as a clown for Will’s birthday and something happened. We have alexi (paralleled to Will) playing carnival games with kids. Then he's attacked by the Lonnie-look alike : and alexi looks at his wound then stares at all the clowns laughing around him. Joyce and Murray find Alexi bleeding/dy*ng next to a clown statue. As joyce looks in horror and Murray says to her, he was “only gone for a second” (which sounds like something you’d say in relation to a kid you were supposed to watch-running off ). We also had sarah at age 7 die while wearing a gown with clowns on it (Will: it was a 7 the demogorgan it got me). Death of innocence symbolism? Hopper also describes his depression as a cave- he goes through the carnival ride where it mentions a "cave of horrors", which had decor of a tiger and a clown painting. So yeah... whatever happened probably isn't good. So- there may be some symbolism there in relation to Will’s past. Not only because (like I and you have mentioned before) Lonnie is highly associated with birthdays. And canonically we know he mentally scarred jonathan on his b-day. But also, s4’s ‘victor creel’ may be an easteregg to the xmen character victor creed- who had a tradition of tra*matizing family members specifically on their bdays

As another alternative:I could also totally see Lonnie “ruining” circuses for Will because it’s not “manly” to him. Like how Jonathan liked thumper the rabbit-from the film bambi. in the film, Thumper is bambi’s bff, and the hunters are the bad guys who k*ll Bambi’s mother and terrorize all the wildlife. SO yeah- making Jonathan become a hunter, and k*ll a rabbit ,despite this fact, is really messed up. And shows Lonnie has already tried to ‘ruin’ things the boys like. By mentally scarring them in one way or another…

I also mentioned how Will’s bday could even be a trigger for jonathan in a diff post.

if the s4 bts calender hinting it’ll be near Will’s bday and easter it could be relevant to Jonathan.we know in s1 el has tra*matic flashbacks when seeing certain things- coke, closet, cat, etc. And Will in s2 has his ‘anniversary effect’ where memories flood back based on the time of year.But like … Easter has bunnies - could seeing rabbits jog stuff up for Jonathan? El seeing a cat made her have a flashback of brenner trying to make her kill a cat. Would Jonathan seeing like Easter bunny decor jog up a flashback of lonnie making him kill a rabbit? (It happened on his bday too). So Will’s b day being around easter would only fuel that memory. (heck even popped balloons may trigger gunshot symbolism idk). And then for Will there is clowns that could be a tr*gger at a party.

The flea and the acrobat analogy (in relation to Will and circuses is very interesting) and could be foreshadowing- it’s even a title for an episode so I feel like it’s narratively an important hint to …something. similar to a s1 ep being called “the bathtub”.  Also, Will was compared to a circus flea- which were placed in an enclosed space, where heat was applied as they jumped  and tried to escape the increasing temperatures as they burned .Which could relate to my theory about Will having a se*zure due his body overheating due to Lonnie injecting him with m*th.

 If Will’s bday is in s4- I feel like Lonnie will come back in some capacity (flashback or literally). The ‘sorry, I forgot you b day’ card from Lonnie in s2, in Lonnie’s shed Joyce mentioning Will’s b day, the rainbow ‘happy birthday cup’ placed next to Will at Mike’s -while Will explains the supernatural, Lonnie already tra*matizing Jonathan on his bday, etc…