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miraculousbohemian · 10 months ago

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Found a Vine site while procrastinating so I'll bless you with this thing.

Gabrielle: Xena, oh my gods...

Xena: what??

Gabrielle: Is that a hickey?

Xena: What? No, it's my Pop Tart, I was saving it for later. *eats it*

Ares, yelling into a valley: PENIS

Also Ares: *trips over a bag of McDonald's*

Joxer: Who's coming to my party on Saturday, there's gonna be a taco guy there.

Ares: we're going to Aphrodite's, there's gonna be a spaghetti guy there.

Joxer: fuck the spaghetti guy.

Ares: fuck you.

Leah: Yeah, that's the bee's knees.

Meg: The cat's pajamas!

Diana: ...the chicken's trousers???

Meg: what the fuck was that diana.

Leah: you guys, come on-

Random dude: yeah, I actually gave my horse swim lessons

Xena: oh that's cool dude... My horse gave me swim lessons.

Dude: what.

Xena: she's a life guard.

Con man: so you'll do it?

Joxer, sipping a drink: yeah man I'll kill him

Con man: for how much?

Joxer: *fucking around and about to find out* i dunno, 30?

Con man: Thirty grand?

Joxer: *spits out drink*

Ares: so i invite my dad to my birthday party and he shows up, but only to take a shit and leave. what's up with that?

Xena: hey guys, happy Ares Sucks Thursday!

Ares: what's Ares Sucks Thursday?

Gabrielle: why would we ever tell you ares.

Xena: and you wrote here that you were an assassin?

Eve: yes sir.

Xena: h-h-how? how many confirmed kills do you-

Xena: yo dude. we can talk with our minds now so we'll be in each other's heads.

Ares: forever?

Xena: exactly bitch.

Ares: ...oh no.

*pop*

S6 Gabrielle: I'm you from the future

S1 Gabrielle: YEAH OBVIOUSLY BITCH

S6 Gabrielle: I don- I don't remember acting like that-

(if ares wasn't a girlfail in S5EP17/18 I can't remember the one with fake death hijinks)

Eve: mom, dad, why isn't Argo moving?

Xena and Gabrielle: *share a look*

Gabrielle: Argo killed herself.

Xena: killed herself, honey.

S1 Gabrielle: alright, so your total will be 2.29 dinars and a kiss on the lips

S1 Xena: no.

S1 Gabrielle: hah. yes.

Julius: wow me in five seconds, go.

Xena: waddup my name's Xena, I'll stab you if you do not hire me and i love horses

Julius: ...i guess you're hired.

Xena: ARE YOU SERIOUSLY?!

Gabrielle: hey, we think school maths sucks so we made our own, show 'em Eve

Eve: alright, so, instead of, like, numbers we use trees

Aphrodite: hey everybody today my brother pushed me so I'm starting a Kickstarter to put him down. The benefits of killing him would be I would get pushed way less.

Gabrielle: how much money would you give me to fall asleep right now?

Xena, visibly sleep deprived: I dunno, like a billion dinars?

Gabrielle, internally: i woke up the next morning, a billionaire.

Meg: can I use the restroom?

Leah: i don't know, can you?

Meg, getting up: yeah

Leah: where are you going?

Meg: I'm gonna go poop.

Meg: stop copying me

Xena: stop copying me

Meg: I'm gay.

Xena: you are?

Meg: I've been waiting so long to tell you

Xena: it's okay man-

(first two are it's just luke, others are Josh Kennedy, both from Vine)

#i dunno #xena warrior princess #xwp #do yall wanna see a continuation of this #alright now for the tags #xena #gabrielle #xena and gabrielle #joxer the mighty #ares xwp #ares #aphrodite xwp #aphrodite #meg xwp #leah xwp #princess diana xwp #vines #this was sm fun

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pillowspace · 1 year ago

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GIRLY JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT CYERCE ELEGANS

If Cyerce nigricans is a butterfly, then this is a fairy... Cyerce nigricans for comparison:

#sea slug #ok i have to go make food #hello my 11k notes. may i offer you: sun fnaf #alright this has 15k notes now. i guess i'll add tags #marine biology #nature #ocean #sea slugs #marine life #animals #sacoglossans #sacoglossan

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obsmiechujek · 9 months ago

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anyway hows your day been

#im not complaining btw like godspeed to you freaks im just jelous #i will now proceed to tag the fandoms that inspired this post so feel free to hate me #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #the walking dead #twd #literally opened the twd tag (my mistake)#and the first thing i saw was something about a daryl dick-son busting a nut deep inside y/n and i was like alright man ig #in front of my oatmeal???#doods

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seafoamsol · 3 months ago

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Violence!

#fuckin... what did i name this #weary struts under bright sparks #apparently #well i mean it sounds alright so ig that's the name i'll give this crossover from now on #if i keep drawing it. idk.#you 🫵 that's right you 🫵 should draw ur fav with a slugcat NOW #idk if anyone will but if you do pls tag me i love scug #maccadam #transformers #tf sentinel prime #slugcat #rain world

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 2 months ago

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Look what we've become.

[First] Prev <–-> Next

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #jiang cheng #Initially I wanted to do a 'Mutiny' quote to follow the 'Luck runs out' quote.#But the musical earworms demanded a different blood to be drawn. And I think it works just as well.#Alright. It's time to confess something. I really struggled with this comic. I didn't want to draw it. Then I didn't want to upload it.#Because I knew I would be here in the tags writing and backspacing for hours trying to articulate my thoughts.#I'm going to talk about death and grief in the tags today so this is your WARNING to look away if you aren't in a headspace for it.#Sometimes in media there are scenes and characters which land on topics so specific to your wounds that it reopens them all over again.#Because here's the truth. When you've known someone like this for nearly your whole life...it doesn't matter how bad the fight is.#You always think 'We'll always have time. One day this dust will settle and we'll rebuild the bridge.'#And then the fucker dies!!! He dies and suddenly there will never ever be time to repair the rift.#Someone you loved died thinking you hated them. And part of you did just a bit. But love and hate aren't mutually exclusive.#He's fucking dead and you are left with so many broken and unfinished pieces between the two of you.#Jiang Cheng loses Wei Wuxian thinking that WWX thought they hated each other.#He's a younger brother who will one day be older than the person he lost.#Who has no one else in the world who understands those feelings of love and hate and grief.#I can't be normal about this character. I don't think he even heals me. Zero catharsis to be gained here.#I just look at his sour grape ass and think 'shit that's a little too close to home.' JC is my discomfort character.#I'm probably going to regret being this vulnerable in the tags in like. An hour. So. sorry if you see this once and never again.#EDIT: Yeah sorry this took 4 hours to muster the courage to post. Surprise update!#EDIT 2: You guys were being too nice to me on my sad comic to point out the spelling error. I have fixed it now B'*)

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killersnotmonster · 1 year ago

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Saw III — deleted scene

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primeillust · 2 months ago

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i got more ill about him since you last saw me

#art #digital art #obey me asmodeus #obey me #obm #omswd #crosspostint this from bluesky those guys have seen the full extent of All of my Gay Crimes #i also dont think i have to worry about this but if u see this tumblr No Funny Business in the tags alright thats My Wife #i dont usually let this out but ive been banned like 92488347 times now + i just got back + im not scared of god atp #ok thank youwe 🫶

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sun-e-chips · 3 months ago

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We love an oblivious y/n

y/n: ( Aww, they really prioritize their guests and making their experience more personal <3

WP Sun: ( Isn’t it amazing!!! Do you love it? :D Don’t you wanna stay here forever :DDD

#don’t worry the boys actually have a plan #Sun is very proud about all the work they have put into the park/resort and how much they have accomplished #the love their job #Sun especially #one big change for him since then is learning to overcome challenges #he now loves a good challenge in a project and even welcomes it because of what he can learn from it #y/n sees Suns passion and really admires it #great seeing how much both of you have grown and I like to think the park reflects that #and it will continue to grow!#alright now tags #waterpark au #dca au #Waterspark bay #Waterspark bay au #crunch art #still reading tags??? Hi Hello Hi!!!!!!

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paradoxbeta · 1 year ago

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big sister moon

#moon strikes me as very lively and genuine so i hope that comes across #ive decided that my main moon design for now is going to be E #but that wont stop me from drawing the other variants from time to time #specifically g and f because i had fun drawing their screens #alright rambles over. who wants some tags #rainworld #rain world #rw lttm #rw looks to the moon #looks to the moon #rain world spoilers #my art #digital art #art #hall of fame

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danikatze · 8 months ago

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[ID in alt text]

✨ This scene ✨

#midst #midst podcast #midst spoilers #Jonas Spahr #Phineas Thatch #midst fanart #Before anyone thinks I draw at the speed of light:#I watched episode 16 (and 17) last week thanks to Beacon #but idk how to tag early access spoilers so I just waited to post this :))#anyway thank you beacon for early access 💖 I got to listen to 3 new episodes in one day last week!#I mean now I'm back to one ep a week but that's alright #and thanks to csp for 3D models because falling people are hard to draw #fanart #danikunst #described #2024 #3

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mcnyoom · 4 months ago

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another race week another F1 text posts dump (part 1 here)

#happy Singapore to all those who celebrate #now if someone could tell me why this Wednesday has such incredible Thursday vibes that would be much appreciated #alright let’s tag this bitch #carlos sainz #lando norris #Oscar piastri #landoscar #carcar #max verstappen #yuki tsunoda #Charles leclerc #Fernando Alonso #singapore gp 2024 #f1

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elderwisp · 4 months ago

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STILL GOIN ꩜ tessellate returns october eighth

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la-brielle · 2 months ago

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almost there again (almost)

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grief

#i hate them i hate them so much i wanna throw them into mixer and set it to highest speed i wand them dead and /pos #hi. hello.#i drew this when i had some energy #now im at the hospital ✌️💀#it's alright tho #grian fanart #goodtimeswithscar fanart #gtwscar fanart #desert duo #desert duo fanart #trafficshipping #< just in case #art tag

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sandflakedraws · 9 months ago

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actually y'all can have the bounty hunter design i came up with for the winged AU too.

shoutout to orville peck for bringing awareness to one of the best mask designs on the planet

small flickory bonus under the cut

#sandflakedrew #trolls #floyd #winged!floyd au #dreamworks said its my turn on the inconsistent color palette #He Looks Good.#and now that it won't appear in these tags anymore:#flickory #hickory #dickory #listen. listen . i'm just gonna go a little bit more insane alright? alright.

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the-goddess-of-gays · 1 month ago

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*at some random café after an OG trio quest* Percy: ...so after that, we had to climb over the bob wire, right? And then– Annabeth: Hold up. Did you just say 'bob wire'? Percy: Yeah, that spiky shit, y'know? Bob wire! Grover: Bob? As in, short for Robert? Robert wire? Annabeth: Robert wi– You actually think it's called Robert wire?? Percy: Well, what do you call it? Grover: It's BARB wire! Like, Barbara wire, not BOB wire! Percy: What? Since when? WHY? Annabeth: Oh my gods. You guys. It's called BARBED wire. Because it has BARBS. BARBED wire. Grover: Oh. Annabeth: Fucking Robert and Barbara wire. Fuck this. I need another coffee.