#hannigram crack

[carrythatwayt]

They're perfect together and it's a problem.

[mok-a-chino]

Will: I fucking hate eye contact. I fucking hate talking. I fucking hate people. "Hannibal"? Really? That's the name your parents picked for you, you fancy little shit? Fucking shit this is ridiculous. What are you? A cannibal? Oh, Hannibal the Cannibal what a surprise you fucking bitch. My fucking dog is named like that and he's better at cooking than you. You know what? Eat me. I can't stand being alive anymore. This is ridiculous. This soup is disgusting.

Hannibal: *Falls in love*

[cubikzoa]

Hannibal and Will are so down bad for each other that I’m sure things that annoy the hell out of them would become murder-free most of the time. Relationships are about compromises ✨

Hannibal: “Will. Love is an inadequate word for how deeply I feel about you. You can wear your Target brand khaki shorts and leave dog hair on everything and track river mud everywhere. Nothing will change my heart’s eternal desire and devotion for you.”

Will: “Hannibal, I’d literally give you my roasted heart on a platter. You can live in your Bram Stoker castle and spend thousands on scarves and weird birds for dinner. But I AM MAKING THIS PEOPLE, TOMATO, AND MAYONNAISE SANDWICH SO HELP ME—”

Hannibal: “That’s iT I’M CALLING JACK TO SEND COORDINATES, I’M SURE YOU’D LOVE THE INFERNAL TORTURE OF DAILY PRISON OATMEAL”

[honeygrahambitch]

The first time Hannibal hears Will's laughter after their fall happens on a random day.

Up until then, laughing had not been on their daily schedule. There were the days of silence and then the days of talking. And maybe some days for tears or yelling and threatening. And maybe flirting. But not laughter. Just soft smiles or smirks if anything.

And it's really something dumb that makes Will's laughter echo in their little wooden cabin. And it's enough to make Hannibal's eyes gleam, even though he was the reason Will was laughing.

They were supposed to go hunting. Not for people, for wilde animals, to Hannibal's disappointment.

It was usually Will's job, to hunt or to fish and to bring the food home. Hannibal would cook it. However that day Hannibal offered to help because of a comment Will had made a few days ago, something sort of "you can't even hold a gun anyway".

Now was Will right? Hannibal didn't want to accept that. Will had nothing against it, if he wanted to help, then he could help but he was absolutely sure he would make a clown of himself. That was especially why he did not stop him.

"Here. Your shotgun and your ammo." Will said as he put them on the table then started to work on his own weapon.

Hannibal followed Will's hands quickly charge the shotgun and move some other "stuff" around. It must have really been 30 years since he had last touched something like that. He even wondered if he had ever used a shotgun back in the day.

"Do you need help with that?" Will said as he was done already.

"No." Hannibal said as he tried to do what Will had done.

Will said nothing and nust watched him take the whole shotgun apart for the next 20 minutes.

When Hannibal expected it the least, he heard Will's laughter. Loud and cheerful. Just like he remembered it to be a long time ago. He stared at him and forgot everything about the weapon.

"What?" Will asked as he was trying to hold back.

"Nothing. I haven't heard you laughing in a while."

"That's because I haven't had a chance to see you deal with this." He said and gestured to Hannibal to move away so he can fix what he had ruined. "Now obviously you have never used this in your life so hear me out..."

Will kept talking for the next thirty minutes while Hannibal spaced out completely only to watch him explain and gesticulate.

He smiled.

[edgelordesworld]

hannibal looks extra slutty when his hair isn’t slicked back like that’s seriously so manwhore of u

[hootybal-lecter]

Happy one year anniversary to this post

gaslight 

gatekeep

goncharov

[carrythatwayt]

You get it yet, bruh?

[mok-a-chino]

Will: this is Jack, my German Shepherd. Alana, my Border Collie. Abigail, my cute little Siberian Husky puppy.

Hannibal: is there one with my name?

Will: you were the stray that came here, ate the meat, bit me and ran away.

Hannibal: ...

Will: this is Frederick, my Chihuahua.

[chronicroderick]

Will I be obnoxious and make this a Hannigram thing? Yes.

Grey - Hannibal

Blue - Will

[cubikzoa]

Will Graham in S2 Ep. 8:

Hannibal Lecter’s brain for the next 25 years to life:

[pesky--dust]

Season 3: I'M GOING TO KILL HIS WIFE AND STEPSON.

I mean— that's his way of flirting...

[feralforestgoblinn]

OUCH

Leave the homeschoolers alone, we already got homeschooled, wasn't that enough

[nathansjosten]

more Hannibal + textposts :^)

[hannibard]

Behind every gay person is a gayer, more evil gay person, and a little off to the side is a social worker inside a horse.

[softstrawberrycreamcake]

[carrythatwayt]

That's Dr. Princess Murder Zaddy to you.