#hannah shitposts

[takeariskao3]

me, eight chapters in, finally realizing what already gone is about:

[sp1rit-realm]

"touch me while your boys play grand theft auto" they could never make me hate you

[undeadvinyls]

happy pride month (i promise normal art will come soon)

[alchemist-who]

I think one big indicator that fanfiction is borne of passion for source material rather than just wanting characters to bone is just how much sports anime shipping fic I’ve read where the characters are in long distance relationships.

Like, it’s not a super romantic or sexy setup! But people work it into their plots so consistently! Obviously not with everything, you don’t see it a lot in Yuri on Ice where Yuuri canonically moves to Russia or in Sk8 where half the characters have canonical day jobs, but in the shows where people pursue professional sports careers? I’ve never seen anyone ignore the part of Haikyuu’s canon where Hinata and Kageyama or Oikawa and Iwaizumi go to different countries. And I’m looking through some Blue Lock fic for the first time and so many pieces that are basically just Bachira and Isagi hooking up have a quick beginning that’s like “Bachira lives in Spain and Isagi lives in Germany, they’re on training breaks from their respective soccer teams.” You don’t have to put that in! You can just make them fuck! I dunno, I feel like it’s really interesting that even when people write fic mostly for romance or sex they still have that respect for the original characterization. I think that’s beautiful

[reyofluke-ocs]

NEITHER! NOT EVEN JARED HIMSELF

I'D HOPE JARED WOULDN'T UNLESS IT WAS WITH GEN. But really? No version? 😭 I mean I get Sam!Lucifer and Boy King of Hell and Soulless!Sam (even though I'd gladly let them murder me afterwards lbr) but not even regular Sam? We could do research together and talk about how there needs to be shades of grey in hunting and adopt Jack together.

[the-one-who-lambs]

"average lamb makes 3 sacrifices in their name a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average lamb makes 0 sacrifices in their name per year. Sacrifices Lamber, who lives in a temple & made over 10,000 is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[hopalongfairywren]

DSMP as text posts

[theunseeliemperoress]

Webby: This is my blorbo Hannah she's great. Pokey: This is my blorbo Paul. He sucks. Tinky: This is my blorbo Ted I love him so much. Webby: Aw that sweet. Tinky: I'm gonna put him in situations >:) Webby: Oh for crying out loud.

[oddfamiliar]

The character arc of Mr. Jim 28 Days Later is one of my favorites in cinema

[bugacne]

Collection of fake tweets/ss of until dawn characters I've made

[theunmappedstar]

Sophie: You're in love with me?

Keefe: Yeah. Um, unless you're not in love with me, then I take it back. 'Cause, you know, I'm cool.

[spaghettiosonaboat]

Something about the angels in Supernatural gets me, like the best way to sum up how they are is lost children. Their father, the one who they took orders from and the only one they ever looked up to left, and now they are stuck in pure confusion.

Some go to earth and experience human things that make them want to stay and help humanity, some want to find their father and bring him home, some try to be independant and act like they dont need him.

Naomi and Gadreel thought they were doing their best to help and didn't know they hurt others so much because they had no guidance

Hannah simply followed Castiel because she looked up to him and had nobody else to look up to

Castiel knew he needed his father back but always tried to do things on his own

Gabriel and Balthazar (The icons) acted like they didnt need their dad because they truly didnt, Gabriel was happy passing as a trickster and getting hopped up on lollipops and twizzlers, and Balthazar was fine living his life in luxury (and hating Celine Dion)

And then theres the ones I cant excuse like Lucifer and that writer mf, I forgot his name.

Was it an E name? No, it was a G, he was an antagonist, manipulator, Kevin's archangel? HELLO????

Edit: Smbdy commented that his name was Metatron, so now I remember

[yellow-dejavu]

[youcantdateosmosisjones]

[alchemist-who]

One of my favorite underdone archetypes in fiction is “male character who occupies role in the narrative generally reserved for women” and it sucks so hard that I can only think of like four examples and two of them are from danganronpa

[untildawnss]