#hand poop

[vampmilf]

youre telling me one of the swimmers microdosed on e-coli to prepare himself for having to swim in the seine. he also stopped washing his hands after going to the bathroom and crawled through tunnels to try and build immunity to sewage bacteria. i would take france as a country to court, be so serious 😭

[darkwood-sleddog]

I will never understand some dog trainers aversion to just not allowing a dog that guards resources from other dogs to interact with other dogs when having that resource. it's just so simple. or like. just closing a gate or door.

[imalayla]

Before it eats my brain up I will type out weird interaction with the neighbor diagonal from me. I'm walking Stol, he pees on a tree on the side of the street opposite from my house. It's not a yard, it's an empty spanse of grass, weeds, and trees that are between the parking pad of the apartment building, and the street.

Guy (tall, large, older man maybe 50s-60s) pulls up into his driveway and gets out. At first I don't even register that he's talking to me. But I finally realize he's asking me "is that your yard?"

I said "sorry?" Not sure if I heard him right.

"is that your yard??" (He sounds slurred , perhaps drunk?)

"No that's not my yard."

"don't let your dog go in other people's yards."

At this point I'm ?? Not sure how to process this but my alarm bells are going off due to this man's body language and tone of voice. So I just say "my dog peed on the tree." cuz I don't know what else to say.

He says even louder "don't matter, that's not your yard."

I wanted to say well is it YOUR yard?! But I just said "big deal, he peed on a tree, it's fine."

I continue walking Stoli, trying to ignore the guy but I can tell he's following me a little down the street which makes me even more nervous. I hear him saying something but I dont catch the whole thing.

Stoli stops to poop (and again I must stress this is NOT a yard. It's essentially a no-mans land, unkempt side of a residential street with overgrown weeds, invasive plants, bare dirt, etc.)

I am getting poop bags out when I hear the guy about "AND NOW HES TAKIN A SHIT? HES SHITTING?"

I don't say anything at this point but NGL my temper is spiking. I pick up the poop and debate on yelling back that if he doesn't shut up I'll throw the shit bag in his face. I keep walking though. I don't know why but it got my blood pressure up SO much.

I hear him say one more time "THAT DOG IS SHITTING!" But I continue walking around the loop and the guy stops following me after I ignored him over the shit comment.

This is the first time I've ever seen this man or even interacted with people in that house.

The place Stoli peed isn't his house or yard or land. What a bizarre thing to get angry about, my dog hiking his leg on a tree that's by the street. I picked up his poop as I always do. It makes me nervous bc no matter where I go for walks I have to walk past this guy's house because it's RIGHT there, corner lot diagonal from ours. Low key was afraid of being assaulted or shot, but it may just be my PTSD hyper vigilance. He was giving off some rancid vibes.

[punmster]

being ace means i don't get giggly or horny about omegaverse aka abo but instead become painfully obsessed with details in anatomy and world building

[freakinator]

new ro design pog

so a bit of context in regards to my minecraft LoreTM: angels are things called out-of-bounders aka things that really shouldnt exist but for one reason or another do, other kinds of oobs are glitches (corrupted code come to life, ex: ashswag), homunculli (concentrated magic and code come together to create a living creature, often comes in the form of celestial bodies or similar due to higher chances of magic and code concentration in those areas, ex: zam), voidwalkers (eldritch creatures drenched in dark matter, pure magic concentration come to life, ex: half of what spoke is), and herobrines (corrupt duplicate player code come to life, usually takes form after a particularly code-stress heavy death, ex: herobrine) angels are the result of code corruption in pre-existing players and there's a 50% chance they turn nonexistent in the process with no way to get them back not even with respawn

ro used to be a regular human but all the wacky shit that happens in ls corrupted his code (unsure when yet) and he became an angel, it took around a week for ro to stop glitching out, needless to say mapicc was very relieved when his bestie didnt disappear into nonexistence

[fearfulandhungry]

Face reveal but i tried to cosplay Enki LOL I’ve never cosplayed before so this is verrryyy new territory for me… still kinda fun he he. 🪱🕷️

[cryingpariah]

With this fact about flamingoes in mind, this is going to be Buggy when little Monty (S-Flamingo) comes over for playdates.

Buggy burning his detached hands off trying to accommodate little Monty 😭😭

I’m just imagining him standing with the cup, hands puffy and red and a little bit on fire as he passes it off to the little seraphim.

Monty takes a small sip before smiling wide and exclaiming that it’s perfect! Buggy gives a weak wobbly smile and is about to leave to treat the newly forming blisters when he spies it out the corner of his little eye: Monty putting a handful of ice into the lava tea cup.

“Wh…Why?”

“I don’t know, I just like it this way!”

From now on, Monty drink duty is passed off to Crocodile whose method of drinking warming includes holding the cup in his hook whilst sand swirls around it with such incredible speed and precision. Monty loves it! It’s likes dinner and a show!

[spnrocks2005]

Thanks for tagging me, @station18908 ! 😃

Rules: Describe yourself using photos from your camera roll!

[cowardlycowboys]

should be able to hold a flame for your skin to disinfect it without like doing damage

[abirddogmoment]

Found a salamander today!

[kleefkruid]

It's good for my fish stress levels probably, but in principle it's such a travesty that my boys are not interested in the aquarium whatsoever (except for sitting on, <3 surfaces)

Every other cat that has ever visited has been baffled, amazed, mouth open, paws out... and meanwhile they just sit their looking like bored rich children, "What, your mother didn't install a magic viewing pond at your house? Not even a little one? Sounds kinda poor"

[cerbreus]

i need you guys to look at my pretty pretty rocks 👀💕❤❤💕

[via-post-comic]

My mice, Sunny and Moondrop hanging out by their namesakes in the Mousecare

[weidli]

would be very funny to me to introduce a bunch of americans who are used to the constitution being treated as a gift from god that's very hard to change and is holy Because it's almost never changed and has been in operation in nearly the same form since 1789 to the way the swiss constitution (last total revision in 1999, there have been several hundred direct democratic votes on possible changes to it since 1848, all you need to suggest a change is hundred thousand people with voting power who'll sign the suggestion) works

[eats-the-stars]

hate my sister's shitty good for nothing boyfriend. can you imagine being a 30yo man with two kids who won't even scramble an egg. Not for his kids, not for his girlfriend, not for himself. literally if my sister doesn't leave out pre-made meals when he's watching the kids he will rip up bread or pour them dry cereal or open a granola bar and make himself microwave dinners. like, lowest effort possible. but if i mention this to my sis, she'll be like "no he's definitely cooked for the kids! he scrambled an egg for them once! i watched him do it!" but it's like...so he scrambled one egg in the last five years. just to like, prove he can? at your direct insistence? should we all clap? like seriously. hate this guy. had to really hold back recently because he had someone over and he was interacting with the kids more than usual for appearances, and he had to keep asking me and my sis what the 5yo was signing because he barely bothered to learn his own son's primary form of communication. i was so tempted to say "that one means 'go home' but you wouldn't know that because you don't take them anywhere." so hard to hold that in. If I had to describe this man in two words they would be these: Low Effort. Not quite bare minimum, but JUST enough to convince my sister that it would be too much hassle to get rid of him. he's stupid as fuck, but just smart enough to quickly stop shit like screaming obscenities at the kids for doing normal kid things. and he once stomped on my headphones and broke them in a fit of rage, but gave my sister money to replace them so it was "fine." Like, my sister thinks that he's just struggling with his anger issues, because he had a bad childhood, blah, blah, and oh he would never actually hurt her or the kids. and like, good for you, but i don't trust like that. genuinely hoping he gets struck by lightning and dies instantly.

[telemna-hyelle]

I feel like a knight in a fairytale

Why?

I took both me and my dad together to pull thr fattest black snake I have ever seen out of thr French drain hole in our basement

I felt like I was battling a dragon