#hanamaki hc

[rinsoap]

boys who get clingy when they smoke. cocky at first, blowing the smoke into your mouth before capturing it with a kiss. "y'like that, pretty girl?" he says softly, giggling against your lips, his arms resting on your shoulders. you playfully push him off of you, making him laugh harder. "hold this for me" when you look at him like that, who is he to say no?

"yes ma'am" he says and parts his lips to accept the blunt you place between his teeth. he would do anything you asked, the only thing on his mind how you make opening a window look so beautiful. he is truly convinced it’s his love for you in his heart making his chest so warm. you turn around and walk back to the bed he’s now laying down on with the blunt in hand, flopping down next to him and taking it from his fingers. you take a hit as you stare at the ceiling. you're saying something about a new anime you're watching, but he's too focused on the way your lips just looked so good. you turn your head to face his to see him already staring at you intently with the goofiest smile of admiration. "you have the prettiest way of speaking, y'know that?" you shake your head and sit up with a chuckle. "you're out of it"

“it’s not the weed baby i’m just so in love with you” he muses before pulling you on top of him and smothering you with kisses.

all he wants to do is stay in bed n nap with you among other things sleeping half on top of you, trapping you in his big arms, face buried in the nape of your neck. he whispers lazy mumbles of how good you smell before trailing off to sleep as you stroke his hair. when he wakes up he begs you to let him roll it on your stomach

the song that played in his head when he was staring at you: at your best (you are love) by aaliyah.

atsumu. SUNA. bokuto he just gets even more touchy. brazil! hinata. MATTSUN. makki. kyotani it's lowkey tho. SEMI. konoha.

[miya-rin]

haikyuu characters as tweets

part two! - part three!

[loveephia]

:¨ ·.· ¨: ハイキュー!! you as aoba johsai's beautiful manager . . .

`· . ꔫ . . . inarizaki ver. | nekoma ver.

+ shiratorizawa ver. | fukurodani ver.

⚠ warning/s: none.

-🧍‍♀️

- you signed up because iwaizumi hajime is on the team you needed some team building experience

- and the members were kind to you, of course!!

- maybe maddog didn't like you very much.

- you don't know why, but it's okay.

- you'll grow on him one day!!

- sadly, that day is just not today. 😔

- oikawa thought you were a fan of his

- which is not true

- like.

- at all.

- if anything, you were more of a fan of iwaizumi, but moving on

- word got out that you were their manager, and you SWEAR that oikawa's fangirls are plotting something.

- oikawa treated you the same as he does with every other girl, maybe the occasional flirty statement here & there

- but like

- NO.

- YOU DIDN'T WANT THIS!!!!!

- yahaba tried HIS shot on flirting with you using the good ol' toss-and-run, aka the same thing he tried to do with yachi

- you quickly shut him down by running away, absolutely mortified by the expression on his face.

- NO BC SERIOUSLY WHAT IS THIS

- bro's rizz came right outta aot 😭😭😭

- just avoid him like the plague, and you'll be fine

- kunimi is one of the more calmer boys, so you /may/ have unintentionally favored him

- like, you'd refill his water bottle first, you'd fetch his towel first, etc.

- kindaichi gets the job done, but he tends to get lost in his own thoughts

- matsukawa and hanamakki are pretty chill as well,, a joke about oikawa every now and then makes you laugh

- and iwaizumi

- wow, where do you even start

- wou don't know WHY oikawa is the one with a bunch of fans, when his hunk of a best friend is right there

- but it's okay. less competition, am i right lass.

- you do not hide your liking towards iwaizumi.

- "iwaizumi is so cool!" you say with hearts, visibly forming on your eyes

- "are you aware that you're talking to yourself?" kunimi asks with a stoic face

- "very aware."

- iwaizumi messes up his spikes every now and then because he feels you watching him

- YOU'RE JUST. THAT. PRETTY. 😭😭

- he gets all shy whenever you hand him his things because he can see flowers and sparkles all around your face

- "..thanks, y/n."

- "you're welcome, iwa!"

- PARDON??

- WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL HIM.

- "o- oh—! sorry for calling you that. i heard oikawa say it, and well.." you sheepishly apologized. you truly didn't mean it. it completely flew over your head that this was just your first day as their manager.

- "no, it's okay. it was cute." iwaizumi puts a halt to his step.

- ok

- wgat ☺️

- so here you two are, a blushing mess, while the third years watch

- "i bet the entire team some ramen that iwaizumi is the first to get married between him and oikawa." hanamaki says.

- "deal." matsukawa accepts

- "you two are so annoying..!" oikawa cries out

- maybe maddog will grow more accustomed to your presence if you'll be iwaizumi's future wife :p

© lowercase intended | loveephia

[devilstruly]

HEADCANON for all my bi/multilingual people out there <3

pairing - gn. reader x your fav

you're playing your homesick playlist, let's call it that, singing your heart out since you're home alone and full of energy

the music is blaring, the speaker turned up to the max preventing you from hearing him when he walks through the front door

at first he's confused, the language he's hearing foreign to his ears, so he continues towards the source of the noise

he sees you, in all your glory, dancing and screaming the lyrics and he thinks it's the most beautiful he's ever seen you

thankfully, he doesn’t know you're most likely cussing someone's mom out (drugs, sex and other things aren't excluded)

you notice him when the song ends, shrieking and falling from the couch, much to his amusement

'oh wow, don't stop on my account ~'

the smirk on his face is hard to miss as he walks over to you and helps you up

'shut up.'

[haikyuumood]

this has been living rent-free in my head today

i always kinda hced Mattsun as working in an industry where he wears suits so I'm happy to have got that one right

and Makki I never knew where to place him maybe that's why he's "between jobs" and playing games all day back in Miyagi?😂 boy is so versatile

my hc for these two relationship-wise is that they sort of get together in high school without really realising that they are in a relationship but knowing that they are in a relationship. they hardly get into fights until they start long distance ...

... but having Makki back in Miyagi must be a gamechanger

so happy for them

[kimbapisnotsushi]

welcome to another round of "things my friends and i have said but make it hq" let's go!! (pt.1 found here)

atsumu: "you're so mean to me." suna: "as osamu would say: you make it so easy." ~ ginjima: "you know what i've always wanted to try?" osamu: "a fake proposal at a ramen shop?" ~ tsukishima: "i've been a bad influence on people. i made yamaguchi snarky." ~ atsumu, to osamu: "you have the palate of a working-class person." ~ yachi: "red makes me anxious." tanaka: "what are you, a bull?" ~ watari, to yahaba: "not going to lie, yours and kyoutani's conversations sound a lot like elaborate foreplay." ~ semi: "i had all these crazy visions of drifting out to sea and getting lost." tendou: "that actually sounds pretty romantic." ~ makki: "damn, i don't have work on wednesday. what should i do?" mattsun: "get a life." ~ nametsu, to futakuchi: "if there was a job where you got paid to make someone's life harder, i think you'd be great at it! you do it for free all the time already." ~ semi: "i took a lot of offense from that." tendou: "well, put the fence back!" ~ atsumu: "i'm going to google what omegaverse is." aran: "not on my wifi!" ~ tanaka: "my friends all think you're really nice." saeko: "they haven't seen me yell at you yet." ~ asahi: "i feel like you've judged me a lot today." suga: "ASAHI! I'M NOT GOING TO JUDGE YOU FOR BRINGING HOME A BREAD BOWL." ~ takeru, to oikawa: "i'm going to be in college when you die!"

[stellar-haikyuu]

haikyuu characters as messages i've sent/received in group chats (pt. 3)

Oikawa (internally, as he aims his serves): sometimes it seems so easy to snap his arm in half

Hanamaki: why did god make bugs that bite us Matsukawa: don’t lose to them, bite them back!

Iwaizumi: LORD I AM NOT YOUR NICEST SOLDIER

Watari: sanity check, how are you guys?

Yahaba (screaming at Kyoutani): THIS WAS YOUR SECOND CHANCE HOW CAN YOU FUCK THIS UP

Kyoutani: "organizer of the group" bitch who assigned you

Kindaichi: this is so CRAZY I DESERVE AN EXPLANATION! i can't let kageyama's pathetic ass be

Kunimi: ughhhh can’t i just say that im at home but cant leave for some important reason

Ushijima: i literally live in a jungle jungle. he lives in a concrete jungle. why is he making my life HARDER?

Goshiki: i’m going to cry coach asked me to give him the paper i was holding so he held his hands out Reon: and? Goshiki: I MISUNDERSTOOD SO I GAVE HIM A HIGH FIVE  Reon: oh, that's fine Goshiki: I WANT TO FALL INTO A HOLE I FEEL SO STUPID

Shirabu: who’s gonna tell goshiki that he’s not the main character Shirabu, again: if he still bothers me when i’m in med school, i’m gonna turn him into a cadaver

Tendou: i once bit a barbie's fingers off when i was a kid Semi: what the fuck

Washijo (ranting about Karasuno, particularly Hinata and Kageyama): why are they always doing things together, have some independence

← part 2 || masterlist || part 4 →

[calqlate]

HAIKYUU AS THINGS MY FRIENDS AND I HAVE SAID PT. 29

INCLUDES: goshiki + hanamaki + lev + matsukawa + misaki + tendou + yaku

MASTERLIST

yaku: what was all that training for?!

lev: nothing

misaki, banging her fists against the window after having to deal with johzenji's antics: oh lord help me

[matsukawa walks into the room]

hanamaki: hey babe

matsukawa, holding his thumbs up: nice

goshiki: complimentary baguettes in the foyer 🫶🫵☝️😋

tendou: and pain au chocolat as dessert after the concert 🤩🤩🤩

goshiki: ouioui 🇫🇷🐩👨‍🎨

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[wonderwomanfantasy]

haikyuu in a long-distance relationship HCs

Sugawara- he keeps a picture of you on his desk at work. sometimes his students ask about you and while he loves talking about you, he can't help but get a little sad as he explains that you're his partner and you live far away so he doesn't get to see you that much. His students would help him make a care package to send to you so you know that he's always thinking about you/

Ashai- He knows the distance is mostly his fault, he just travels so much for work. Ashai will always bring you gifts from whatever country he was visiting this time. and will stay up too ungodly hours of the night so you two can talk, and of course, when you do get time off he's more than happy to take you anywhere in the world you wanted to see. All of his models know about you because like Suga he never shuts up about you.

Kenma- you didn't realize that someone could be clingy over text. Kenma is messaging you constantly and will insist that you hop on a discord call with him to play games every night. He loves talking with you, he loves hearing your voice and seeing you smile. He always feels close no matter where he is

Kunimi- he steals from you every time you see him in person, your chapstick your clothes, it's all fair game. whenever he misses you he'll bring out his stash and pretend you're there with him. Of course, he doesn't just steal, he'll give you your stuff back when it doesn't smell like you anymore but he'll also sneak his own things into your bags so you can remember him too

Hanamaki- he's an absolute nightmare when it comes to saying goodbye he's just so strong and he won't let you go, it's impossible to escape when he's decided it's snuggle time. he sees you so rarely that you can't really get mad at him and it's not like you wanted to let go of him either.

Akashi- Akashi texts pretty often, and he calls almost every night but once or twice a month he writes you love letters, he'll also sends you packages stuffed with gifts. Keji's love language is gift-giving and he's not going to let distance stop him.

Ushijima- He brings you up in every interview, how much he misses you, how you are his rock, his whole world, and how much he loves you. Ushijima is such a quiet person it's a little shocking to hear him gush about his significant other.

Shirabu- he insists on taking 100,000 photos together when you do see each other not only so he can post you on his social media but also just so he can see you when he misses you. He has so many candid pictures of you mid-laugh, asleep, or otherwise just looking awful. he'd never delete them no matter how you beg, he loves seeing you.

Kita- he loves facetiming. it doesn't matter if you're even doing anything or even talking. He just likes being able to look over anytime he wants and see what you were doing. It feels domestic like he's right there with you. He will also make the most delicious home-cooked meals when you do see each other.

Suna- Suna will get some time off and just show up randomly, you'll text him that he should come over and bring food, and Suna will text you "bet" and show up an hour later because he was already on his way. god help you if he has a key to your place, you'll come home from a long day and your boyfriend will just be there. He never warns you about this.

[caramelmochacrow]

how ibuki's voice changed (joke)

[rinsoap]

the big seijoh four’s instagram !!?

✿²˖ ࣪ ➣ includes : oikawa tooru, iwaizumi hajime, matsukawa issei + hanamaki takahiro.

note : HAPPY NEW YEARS U GET THIS LOL an anon asked me if i could make more and i wouldve replied but i already made this draft and this was a bitch to load 👎 so here u go anon ily 🫶🏽

oikawa tooru.

iwaizumi hajime.

matsukawa issei.

hanamaki takahiro.

[juicyjuicy05]

I feel like if Hanamaki and Matsukawa moved in together they’d call themselves the “co-owners of the apartment”

[revols-headcanons]

aoba johsai pet headcanons

oikawa literally begged his parents for a pet bird when he was in middle school, even though he’s rarely home to take care of it (his parents take care of it). the bird is called tweety and oikawa’s private snapchat story (tooru’s hoes; has all of aoba johsei’s team and many of his volleyball rivals) has tons of videos of him making fake retro/beatboxing/2016 youtube channel intro noises while spinning his phone around his bird. the birds like “…🧍🐥🐦🦜 what is this giant creature doing.”

iwaizumi had a bulldog who he defends with the world. the dog will literally try to eat oikawa, forcing that poor man to climb a tree while screaming, and iwaizumi will be like “oh he don’t bite. he’s chill don’t worry.” the worst part is that the bulldog loves everyone else on the team but hates oikawa. oikawa uses it as a sign that either he’s too sexy for every being on the planet that the universe sent him a mere pet in spite of him or that aliens are real and sent this demon dog as a way to lure him away.

matsukawa has three pet fish; one for himself and the other two for his siblings. their names are, respectively; titty, princess sparkles, and sharknado. he’s disappointed that his siblings didn’t get the memo. he often spends his time wrestling with iwaizumi’s dog because of this. whenever the others brag about their adorable pets, he says ‘well at least i have a clean car that I can drive’ to shut them up. iwaizumi and hanamaki always respond with ‘well fair enough’ while oikawa glitches out of existence like ‘we- you can’t just- that’s not fai- i have volleyball!’

hanamaki has an orange cat that never gives him a break. the cat will hide inside the couch until hanamaki’s mid-breakdown searching for it while thinking it died or ran away. the cat has purposely shat on his laptop multiple times. his teachers are tired of the excuse ‘my cat destroyed my homework/laptop, so I didn’t finish the work’ but it’s always true. the cat has also clawed up $200 shoes before. hanamaki’s private snapchat story (‘satan’s furry little shitbag’) where it’s just him recording what his cat has done with the caption of ‘orange cat tings’ or ‘bruh ur scaring da hoes’ or something similar.

kyoutani has two dogs (as previously mentioned), and they’re both the sweetest pets in the world. he unexpectedly gets hit on a lot because he looks less threatening with two happy dogs dragging him along, and he has to awkwardly reject people while trying to play fetch with his dogs. multiples times he’s sat down in front of his dogs like ‘listen here guys. you are actively destroying my reputation. i need you to be mean, cold hearted, and ruthless from now on, okay?” and the dogs will just have these dumb, happy looks on their face while panting, and then lick his face. he responds by sighing and then cuddle/wrestling his dogs because they are the most important thing to him.

watari has an elaborate hamster set up for his four hamsters. it takes up a whole wall of his bedroom and there’s this whole wheel and upwards maze for them. he’s incredibly precise when he cleans the cage and feeds them. he brags about it often, and makes sure he has a hamster on his head or in his lap whenever he video calls someone. their names are turbo, milk, porkchop, and sticky. he let a random english word generator name them and then didn’t put any extra thought into it.

yahaba has that crusty white dog that’s prim and proper. he regularly washes it and feeds it, even though he’s upset that his dog started to hate him after he dyed his hair. he’s been like ‘even though my hair isn’t white, i’m still me! don’t hate me now!’ whenever he has to wash his dog. his dog also has separation anxiety so yahaba wakes up most mornings with his dogs ass in his face became the dog refuses to sleep anywhere that isn’t touching her owner (even after yahaba spent the money and put the effort into making a literally royalty passage/mini bedroom for his dog to sleep comfortably (yahaba now just throws his shoes onto it because he’s accepted that his dog will never sleep on it)).

kindaichi has no pets so he often visits this giant aquarium near his house. he’s gone so often that, more often than not, they let him in for free because they know all he’s going to do is stare at the dolphins for an hour and then try to over compensation financially for it. he’s gone so frequently that he’s been allowed to meet the dolphins in person and pet them. the dolphins adore him because his hairstyle reminds them of their fin. the employees see how sad he gets when he sits by the dolphins, so they started actively tutoring him on how to take care of them, in hopes that he’ll work a part time job there.

kunimi also has no pets, but he’s fine with that because he hates doing any form of work and also hates messes. though he does appreciate sitting in parks and watching squirrels run around because it brings him peace. he started internally naming all of them after his teammates after a while. out of the team, he favors yahabas crusty white dog the most because the dog loves attention and is fluffy, though he would never admit that out loud.

[bokutosbabe]

Aoba Johsai Masterlist

haikyuu!! masterlist

Toru Oikawa

Iwaizumi Hajime

How Did It End?

Matsukawa Issei

Hanamaki Takehiro

Kyotani Kentarou

Kindaichi Yutaru

Kunimi Akira

[clairewriteshaikyuuxreader]

HQ!! when he is in love with his friend's sweetheart

A distant admirer who loves quietly, gently. He wants nothing but your happiness. So he is careful not to let his true feelings show because he would never forgive himself if he ruined his friendship with you. He will always be there for you, he will lend you his shoulder and his ear and his time, but never to try and take advantage of your vulnerability. He offers the best advice and encourages you to openly communicate with your partner. He loves honestly and purely. And he will continue to do so even when it kills him seeing you in his best friend’s arms.

AKAASHI, KITA, ushijima, sugawara, asahi

A firm believer of “bros before hoes,” because to him, nothing was more important than friendship. He swore nothing major could ever get in between him and his homies (rivalries and spats are still an important part of their lives after all), but then you came along and turned his whole world around. He didn’t think he could love anyone the way you made him love you. But here he was, beaming and prancing like a puppy at the mere mention of you, he couldn’t stop himself from smiling even if he tried. He finds himself doing things he swore he’d never do for anyone, like forcing himself to stay awake to listen to you talk about this weird dream you had about him, buying you random trinkets or food just because, and pretending to like the same show you like even though he doesn’t get its jokes. He loves you more than he thought possible so why…why couldn’t he have met you first?

OIKAWA, ATSUMU, tendou, KUROO, hanamaki, BOKUTO

He loves you so much it hurts, but he values his relationship with his bro. He wants to be supportive–well, he is supportive, so amazingly sweet when he gives you ideas on what to prepare for his best friend’s birthday, when he shares his best friend’s favorite recipes, when he goes and smacks sense into his best friend whenever the man makes you cry. He is supportive, but not. He doesn’t try to sabotage your relationship and he doesn’t want to, but everyday he struggles with guilt. Everyday he can’t help but wait for the idiot to do something, to screw up because as much as he loves the guy, he’s an idiot. And every time he sees you trying to hide how much you’re hurting because of that idiot, he can’t help but think: you deserve more. And the tiniest voice in him would add: I can give you more.

IWAIZUMI, kageyama, hinata, OSAMU, matsukawa, sakusa, suna, KENMA, daichi, nishinoya, yamaguchi

[ordophilosophicus]