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Heavy topic.

They look so exhausted in the last chapters

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“omg you’re so creative. how do you get your ideas” i hallucinate a single scene in the taco bell drive thru and then spend 13 months trying to write it

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Happy belated birthday 🎉🥳

happy birthday to nadia satrinava <3

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I know this is from the first vol, but I feel like no one talks about this scene lolll (xl's first realization)

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“But if every single person in this world are expecting that god will save them, then what about god? Won't a god get tired as well? ”

—Hua Cheng, TGCF (Revised ver.)

✨ art: anteiku, the official artist of tgcf russian edition

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Cannon

Snippets from the super serious and evil communication array shared by the super serious and evil Black Water Sinking Ships and Crimson Rain Sought Flower

Aka He Xuan and Hua Cheng's groupchat

In no particular order, contains spoilers

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Hua Cheng: "Did you find him yet?"

He Xuan: "No."

Hua Cheng: "I'm increasing your debt 5% with every day you dont find him."

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Hua Cheng: "He Xuan stop digging tunnels to hide from me, where's your monthly payment?"

He Xuan: "I dont know, Hua Cheng, where's the Crown Prince of Xianle?"

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Hua Cheng: "XuanXuan i need a favor."

He Xuan: "No. Die."

Hua Cheng: "Im already dead. And youre indebted to me, so..."

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He Xuan: "You ran out of snacks and wine so tell Yin Yu to get some more. Also the Crown Prince of Xianle ascended."

Hua Cheng: "HE ASCENDED??? AGAIN???"

He Xuan: "Yeah. Dont forget about the snacks though."

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He Xuan: full offense showing up as the crown prince of xianle's ghost groom is corny as hell

Hua Cheng: show me where i asked

He Xuan: when i helped pick your outfit???

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During the Banyue arc:

He Xuan: "Do you really have to wear that fuck ass ponytail?"

Hua Cheng: "Do you really have to disguise yourself as a woman with huge tits?"

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Hua Cheng: "He Xuan where the hell are you?!"

He Xuan: "Eating."

Hua Cheng: "And when are you getting here?!"

He Xuan: "After im done eating."

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He Xuan: "How the fuck could you afford 3000 lanterns???"

Hua Cheng: "Not from collecting your debt, thats for sure."

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Hua Cheng: "He Xuan if you ever put his highness in danger again im going to gut you like your fish."

He Xuan: "My fish dont have any guts."

Hua Cheng: "Precisely."

He Xuan: "Duly noted."

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Hua Cheng: "I told you beating you up like that would sell the story!"

He Xuan: "A little too well. That was personal."

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Hua Cheng: I KISSED HIM!

He Xuan: congrats

Hua Cheng: you could at least PRETEND to be excited

He Xuan: its been 800 years HuaHua, im tired.

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He Xuan: so did you hit?

Hua Cheng: what the fuck, blackwater, thats so disrespectful to even think, let alone say, i should kill you for even-

He Xuan: so yes

Hua Cheng:...yeah

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He Xuan: DID YOU JUST FUCKING DIE???

Hua Cheng: yes but also no, see you in like a year. You still gotta pay back the debt though

He Xuan: i hope you stay dead

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Hua Cheng: i will find your ashes and disperse you into a chamber pot

He Xuan: you should be grateful you get to share a small enclosed space with the crown prince of xianle. Im offering you a romance trope on a silver plate.

Hua Cheng: in a coffin??

He Xuan: i took artistic liberties