#hamster!vincent

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Got more Hamsterverse stuff @sephirthoughts

I headcanon that Reeve's good at sewing and often makes little outfits for Cait Sith. Now that he has hamsters, who act a lot more human like than expected, guess who also gets little outfits.

Also, Desk Jockey (at this point I might need to give him a name) runs a blog dedicated to Reeve's hamsters. There are a lot of Hamster!Weiss and Hamster!Nero pics, but also Hamster!Cloud. They also tend to up-date Reeve about every funny thing the hamsters do. (He runs into more trouble than the pics are worth while doing so.)

Cutting off here, underneath will be what Reeve and DJ say in the one doodle.

DJ: "Seph strikes me more of a peach guy, than dark navy."

Reeve: "I was going to use peach, but he chewed it up."

[garrandia]

do you think vincent would like hamsters

as long as galian do not tries to eat small boi it's fiiiiine

[kanos]

hes so round

[smbhax]

Arcade Archives Knuckle Heads (PS4)

Session: https://youtu.be/x9wuLB1WkkA

Japanese PS Store version 'cause it got immediately delisted from the US one. 'p'

Update 8/24: Arcade Archives Knuckle Heads is back on the US PS Store, thanks MapleStoryPSN on YouTube for updating me! : D

[kisskiss-slashslash]

Slashers chasing their victim (their future s/o) and in the middle of the chase their s/o just stops to grab and protect a little animal thinking they were going to hurt them (like a pup or kitten) how would they react

Can you also make their s/o chubby?:)

Plz and Ty

I didn't quite know how to bring up that the reader is supposed to be chubby in this one but I definitely imagined a chubby reader while writing it.

Slashers when their future s/o is protecting a small animal from them

Warning: Animal Death/Animal Cruelty (not described in any detail but it is mentioned and implied)

Jason Voorhees

He has been chasing you around for a few minutes now, and you are slowly starting to get winded. Then there is the small stray cat, dirty and terribly malnourished. There are a few of them living around the lake, you know that much. And the cat is right between him and you.

Oh no, he’s gonna crush the poor thing, you think, and your protective instinct overrides your self-preservation. You rush to the cat, pick it up and run away again, not noticing that Jason stopped following you and is just staring after you with wide eyes.

You hide in one of the cabins, hoping to be able to catch your breath for a few seconds before having to run away again. Your new companion is meowing at you.

„Hush, you’re gonna give us away“, you whisper hectically, when a huge shadow falls over you. You look up, and your heart drops into your stomach.

That’s it, you’re going to die. Jason is already reaching for your neck… then his hand slips lower, gently patting the cat’s head.

„H...huh?“

He saw what you did, how you risked your own life to save that little creature… and he admires that. Maybe you’re not so bad after all.

Vincent Sinclair

The creature you try to protect ends up being Jonesy, ironically. You see her in the Sinclair house and you’re to stressed and scared to even consider the possibility that she belongs to the people chasing you.

„Come on, please, they’re going to hurt you too if they find us“, you say to the dog while desperately trying to get her to follow you. „Come on, little one, I won’t hurt you, I promise-“

Vincent appears from the next room, looking at you for a long time. Jonesy happily runs up to him, tail wagging.

„...Oh. She’s your dog. Well don’t I look stupid now.“

His shoulders begin twitching, accompanied by a suppressed chuckle. He manages not to fully burst out laughing, but he can’t help himself; your awkwardness is just so *endearing*. He may want to keep you around just for that. Alive, of course. You won’t be half as entertaining if you’re dead and covered in wax.

Freddy Krueger

Really? You’re willing to sacrifice your life for an imaginary *hamster*? He thought that letting you see a bit of his past would be fun, and of all the fucked up things that happened in his life, him killing the class hamster when he was a kid is the only thing you take issue with? Not the fact that he murdered his foster father? Not the fact that he murdered *children*? No? The hamster it is? Okay, then. You got damn weird priorities, but Freddy likes weird. Maybe killing you would really be a waste, so he lets you live… for now.

Brahms Heelshire

„Brahms Heelshire, you let that rat go right this instant!“

Brahms actually flinches and does as he is told. The rat quickly disappears somewhere; you’re not sure where.

Once he gets over the shock, he gives you a sour pout. „Why? It’s just a rat.“

„It’s a living, breathing, feeling being.“

„So are cows and we still eat them.“

„Oh I’m sorry, is this household doing so poor financially that we have to resort to eating rats now?“ You cross your arms in front of your chest. „Well?“

„No“, Brahms says between gritted teeth.

„I thought so.“ You know that scolding Brahms is a delicate task; being too lenient with him means he won’t learn his lesson, and being just the slightest bit too harsh with him will result in an angry outburst. And those can end deadly. But that’s what you signed up for when you agreed to become his nanny… right?

„Rats carry diseases though. They shouldn’t be in the house“, Brahms continues to argue.

You pinch the bridge of your nose. „Yes, that’s why we have the traps out in the garden, and another reason why you shouldn’t touch them. I don’t particularly like having to kill the rats at all, but the traps do so as quickly and as painlessly as possible. So even if they have to die for our safety, there is no, and I repeat, NO reason to torture them. Understood?“

Brahms has his chin pressed firmly onto his chest now; the tension in his body shows that he is getting frustrated. „Yes.“

Okay, time to ease off a little.

„That’s my good Brahms.“ You smile at him.

Bubba Sawyer

Another case of mistaking your would-be-killer’s pet for another potential victim. In this case, it is a chicken. When you saw the poor thing in this room, sorrounded by human bone furniture, you didn’t dare imagine what this family would do to it.

„Hey… nice chicken… good chicken…“

At first you don’t see Bubba lingering at the entrance of the chicken room, looking at you gently speaking to his favourite.

When you notice him, you immediately grab the chicken and nudge it to the questionable safety behind your back.

Bubba looks at you and licks his lips. You are so nice to his chickens. He likes that.

You flinch when he comes inside and kneels down in front of you, pulling the chicken from behind your back into his arms and holding it up to you to pet, like any proud pet-parent.

„Oh… they chickens are yours? They look pretty well taken care of, actually…“ That, and this one is so calm, despite being held by this behemoth of a man.

You reach out and run your hand over the soft feathers, making Bubba smile, delighted.

[woso-dreamzzz]

The Teens

Teenage Dirtbag

Dirtbag -> From Teenage Dirtbag and Teenage Dirtbag II -> Norwegian -> Ingrid's little sister -> Vincent Van Gogh the cat 🐈 -> Artist

Head in the Clouds

Mcdreamy -> From Head in the Clouds and Head in the Clouds II -> English/Spanish -> Fries the ferret and Ham Sammy the Hamster 🐹 -> Former Chelsea Academy Player -> Barcelona Professional Player -> Striker -> ❤️ Sniper

Proud

Sötnos ->From Proud, Proud II, Proud III and Proud IV -> Swedish -> Asexual -> Aromantic -> Magda and Pernille's daughter -> Former Linköping Academy Player -> Former Arsenal Professional Player -> Bayern Munich Professional Player -> Sweden National Team Player -> Centre Forward

New Girlfriend

Pumpkin -> From New Girlfriend and New Girlfriend II -> English -> Lucy's daughter -> Lara Croft, Princess Zelda, Clementine and Ezio Auditore the mice 🐁 -> Future Game Developer

Wiped Out

Klumpig -> From Wiped Out -> Swedish -> Frido's cousin -> Brick the Guinea Pig 🐹 -> Barcelona Professional Player -> Sweden National Team Player -> Left Winger

Sisters

Hermana -> From Sisters -> Spanish -> Irene's Sister-in-Law -> Barcelona Professional Player -> Centreback

Leaving

Menor -> From Leaving and Leaving II -> Spanish -> Alexia's little sister -> Tennis Player

Icy

Tontos -> From Icy -> Norwegian -> Toast the bearded dragon 🦎 -> Former Brann Professional Player -> Barcelona Professional Player -> Norwegian National Team Player -> Right Winger -> The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived by Taylor Swift

Nagging

Mignon -> From Nagging and Nagging II -> French -> Former Olympique Lyonnais Academy Player -> Barcelona Professional Player -> French National Team Player -> Attacking Midfielder

Foster

Chipmunk -> From Foster -> English -> Beth and Viv's foster daughter

Different

Clover -> From Different -> Irish -> Katie's daughter -> Future Wildlife Photographer -> Dyspraxia

Prodigy

Sniper -> From Prodigy -> English/French -> Former Chelsea Academy Player -> Olympique Lyonnais Player -> Centreback -> ❤️ Mcdreamy

[soundcrusher]

*slaps this on the table*

Reeve! (+ Desk Jockey)

This man is tired, exhausted and hanging onto the last straws of his sanity, only for his friend to be nothing more than stupid.

Written parts of the pictures under the cut.

Pic 1

Reeve: "The hamsters have taken over, Vincent."

*Reeve has been dying for the fifth time today.*

Pic 3

DJ: "You are so right, Mister Weiss, sir."

*either pretends to know what the hamsters are saying, or he really does understand them*

Pic 4 +5

Vincent: "I don't see the resemplance.

"Reeve: "Listen here, you little shit, he looks like you, acts like you, has the same kids, and turns into fucking Chaos."

Reeve: "THAT'S FUCKING YOU AS A HAMSTER!"

Vincent: "Still don't see it."

I wanted to ask if it was okay that I kept on @ you for each Hamsterverse post, and if not, apologice for it.

Although, if you're interested on seeing more, I got some more Reeve centric Hamsterverse doodles that I did at work today.

hell yeah! i love the hamsterverse!

[sleepiestwizard]

okay im gonna put all my thoughts about the hotguy zinethology on here based on the incoherent ramblings my friends received while i was reading it

(obviously spoilers below the cut)

okay so first of all the first part was SO fucking funny i cried laughing multiple times

the first time i saw cute guy i SCREAMED

HOTGUY TRYING TO GET CUTEGUY TO JOIN HIS UNION AND GRIAN JUST GOING. NAH. WAS SO FUNNY

@cornpapers draws scar SO pretty

mumblr is SUCH a funny name 10/10

the "dont you think cuteguy and hotguy having matching names and outfits is queerbaiting" post is SO FUNNY

THE GRIANVERSE

SHE'S HERE !!!!!!! ARIANA GRIANDE !!!!!!!!!!

THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY. GRIAN LOOKS LIKE THE SAD HAMSTER

REALLY GOOD PANEL

this whole comic was so funny i loved it loved the cub

THE EMAILS PART WAS ALSO SO FUNNY

this is such an interesting and fun way to tell a story i loved the email part

in general the posts and stuff were SO funny and very realistic for the internet 😭

yeah

grian desperately trying to not let scar reveal his identity 😭😭 girl (this also hits so different now after reading the whole thing btw.)

the comparison to a wild horse in this first fic also killed me

i can't really put a lot of images but there were some really classic superhero comic looking panel that i thoroughly enjoyed

scar tangled in his own grappling hook. classic. very funny

I LOVED THIS FIC SO MUCH. scar voice this is gonna ruin the tour. grian voice what tour. scar voice the world tour.

scar saying he's playing volleyball. haikyuu reference!?!?!?

just putting this here

LOVEDDDD THIS GEM DESIGN

moon mask i immediately called pearl yes pf course

GRIAN REFUSING TO SHOW EACHOTHER THEIR IDENTITIES AGRHRGRHRVH

"you and your cuteguy" arggrgrhsggrgrhgr

murder camel REAL !!

I DIDN'T TRUST THIS FOR A SECOND. PEARL AND HER SOUP I DONT BUY IT

"i cant believe you guys fucking killed jimmy solidarity" <- actual message i sent to mochi

SCOUR KNOWING SCARS NAME. AGRHSGRHRGRHV

i literally had to Go Take A Walk after this fic

i really like how the pearl thing was resolved in this it felt like such a good act 2 reoccurring villain exit. very superhero comic/movie like or even dnd like

'vincent berger' made me laugh

ZEDDIT

MOCHI FIC !!!!

first off every single fic has SUCH a cool cover i love them all

poor grian has ptsd :((

i LOVEEE how mochi writes angst always they're so good at it

the fact that he never found jimmys body immediately made me call the fact that he wasn't really dead and would come back btw

gem would lovee to drive grian slowly crazy tbh

"IVE COME TO PICK UP MY BIRD" AGRHRGRHGRHRVRBTBJRG

JUST LOOK AT THAT GREAT BIG BEAUTIFUL TOMORROW !!!!!!!

i was going insane at this point

this whole zine had me feeling like that meme thats like first i laughed.. then i serioused (the first part was SO funny and then golden era was psychic damage /pos)

IMPULSE :D

GEMPEARL <33 they are so everything to me

SCAR WHY WOULD YOU LEAVE SUSPICIOUS POSSIBLY EVIL FOREIGN TECHNOLOGY ON YOUR BODY. SIR.

NOT THE DESTIEL MEME

they look SO fucking cute

both scar and grian look sooooo scrumptious in this comic argh

THE MIND CONTROL. THE. RHE MIND CONFNTOL.

THESE 2 FULL PAGES ARE ABSOLUTELY SO INSANE. I WAS AND STILL AM FOAMING AT THE MOUTH

THIS IS SO. GOD THIS

THE WAY GRIAN JUMPED AND SCAR JUMPED AFTER HIM. THEYRE CRAZY !!!!!!!

THE WIPING THE BLOODY NOSE AND THEN SMILING LITERALLY WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU !!!!!!!!!!!!!

HE TOOK THE MASK OFF

mumbo <3

THE HUG. ☹️☹️☹️

great big beautiful tomorrow :((( the parallels :((

GRIAN BEING TOO FLUSTERED BY SCAR KINDA FLIRTING THAT HE DIDN'T REALISE HE WAS DROPPING HINTS ABT HIS IDENTITY WAS SO FUNNY

cutiebird..

scar playing w his hair when cuteguy was hurt :(( so cute

REALLY FUNNY

THEY'RE HOLDING HANDS ☹️☹️

the tcg voice: theyre holding hands.. i want them dead

SKIZZ !!!!

ETHO !!!!!!!!!!

awhh skizzly :((((

THIS IS SO UPSETTING

"It's our Impulse, Gem" IM SO UPSET SHUT UP

god the way she puts on the mask and immediately is emotionless im gonna throw up

OBSESSED. THEY'RE EVERYTHING TO ME

im so obsessed w this cuteguy i love him

grian voice omg im the only bitch serving cunt in this place im so embarasseddddd

they are serving SO much in this comic

ETHO EYHO ETHO ETHEO

SCAR APPOINTING GRIAN AS LEADER. EARURGRHVRH THEY'RE EVERYTHING

READING THIS WAS SO CRAZY IT LITERALLY FELT LIKE WATCHING ENDGAME

JIMMY SOLIDARITY !!!

MUMBO JUMBO !!!!!

impulse thinking about skizz as he's dying :(((((

HE DID IT ALL FOR SKIZZ :(((((((((

i was so upset this made me sob like a baby

SOUP GROUP :(((

SKIZZLY!!! :(((

warden :/

SCAR PEARL INTERVIEW :( HOTGUY RETIRING :( I LOVE THEM

THE CHEMICAL MUTATING PEOPLE IS JUST ESTROGEN BEING A GIRL JUST DOES THAT TO YOU

grian and scar playing volleyball is that a haikyuu reference....

OH THIS PEARL IN THIS COMIC IS REALLY GOOD

cuteguy is so spiderman coded

GREAT BIG BEAUTIFUL TOMORROW !!!!!! WE'VE COME FULL CIRCLE !!! SOBBING !!!!

god all in all this was so crazy. it was such an obvious labour of love and everyone who was involved with it did such a good job and obviously put so much love into it AND IT WAS WORTH IT !!!! insanely good work thank you to everyone for doing this and sharing it for free?? @hotguycomiczine y'all are crazy. incredible work <333

[gothamslostboy]

Can i request bones characters and their pets headcannons?

OMG YES OF COURSE YOU CAN

Brennen

She’s against pets in general but if she had to pick one she’d choose a monkey

But after researching it and realizing she doesn’t have the adequate amount of time to care for one she lets booth get a dog

Has to be one that’s known for its intelligence tho

Booth

A dog man through and through

Specifically a high energy breed he can take for runs

Also likes to play fetch with it

Teaches it tricks

Constantly gets lectures from Brennen every time he says they have the smartest dog

Wants to let it lay in the bed but Brennen says no

He sneaks the dog up after she goes to sleep sometimes

Wendell

I bet you’re thinking dog huh?

Yeah you’re right

He has a American pitbull terrier he adores

Buys her sweaters for the winter

Takes her out to those dog friendly restaurants to play with Booth’s dog while they hang out

Cam

Cat lady 100%

Either a Siamese or a hairless cat

Spoils it with toys and treats, but makes sure it stays at a healthy weight

When no one is around she speaks to it in a baby voice

Arastoo

A cat he found at his local shelter

He doesn’t know what kind of cat it is

Has to take allergy pills because he developed an allergy after he already was attached

Sweets

A hermit crab he keeps in his office

Gets an artist friend to paint new shells based on sci fi movies he likes

Before he picked a name he was calling it buddy, which just kinda stuck

Angela

Likes many animals, but not keeping them

Only got one after Michael-Vincent kept begging

Ended up getting a hedge hog

It curls up in her lap while she paints or draws

Hodgins

Has the hedgehog with Angela obviously

He lets sit on his shoulder when relaxing

Built it a fucking MASSIVE enclosure in their house

This lil thing has so much to play with it’s insane

After a year or two of owning the hedgehog, he convinces Angela to get a tortoise

Who he also spoils

Zack

He bought a beta fish one day bc he thought a pet would make him less lonely but he was scared of all the other species at the pet store

He named it Archimedes

Originally just had it in a glass bowl

Bought it a proper tank after Hodgins explained how bad that is

Hodgins also went with him to pick out things it could hide in

Daisy

Honestly I’m not really sure

Maybe a hamster when she was young

But never got another pet after it died bc she was so sad

Loves Lance’s little hermit crab though

Says hi to it every time she stops by his office

Fisher

An iguana

He brought him into work once and cam made him put it in Hodgins’ bug room

Takes it for walks

It wears a black spiked collar with its leash

Vincent

He has two ferrets and and a set of Guinea pigs

Talks to them for hours telling them all the facts that pop into his head

Carries the ferrets around his body (neck, shoulders, arms, etc)

Talks about them like they are his human children

[casper-nova]

Part 10

Bestie: I can't read time

Blake: You can't read a lot of things

Bestie: I can't read your mom

Lasko/Angel: It's none of your business how I got a lasagna up my ass

Damien/David: What?!

Freelancer: I can't see

Damien: What do you mean

Damien: Oh! You're dyslexic, sorry.

Asher: A big game of people collection

David: I will maul you

Angel: Please do

David: You're a little too excited 

Adam: It's like accidentally throwing your hamster into a vacuum

Gavin: How is an old man supposed to get off on my joints? Do I need to flex them for you?

Freelancer: I can't read. I can't write. I can't spell.

Damien: Mhm. Anything else?

Freelancer: I can't do a cartwheel

Lasko: It's second period, Freelancer. Second period. What period is it?

Freelancer: Second…

Lasko: Exactly

Porter: Statistically.

Vincent: Statistically, I'm gonna shove a foot up your ass.

[soundcrusher]

There's a Nero Hamster on the loose now.

Woe Hamster Vincent be upon you.

[askthesinclairs]

I can share a photo with my hamster <3 Bo, Lester, Vincent, how do you like him? Isn't he cute?

"Ugly fucking rodent.." "I LOVE ITT HRRGHHHG ITS SO SILLY LOOKIN'!!" "it's cute.. very nice"

[fedorabender]

I need need need neeed need neeed neeeeed someone to yap to me about fredrick and Brighteyes lore because i was robbed of so much angst and im clawing at the

bars of my

enclosure!!!!!

Anyway, here is what i envision my brighteyes like

I don't have a name for them yet. The third pic says, "Please, bat. I need you."

Headcannons(not much because idk much about brighteyes.)

They don’t give 3 fucks about gender or sexuality. So they mostly go by they/them but wouldn't blink an eye if someone call them a she.

I wouldn't call them aromatic because they wish to be loved like Vincent loves Lovley, but they feel like they don't deserve it... especially from Frederick, after what they did to him. They deserved to have died alone that night.

They want to watch the sunrise one last time... but they can't hurt Frederick like that

They have a pet bunny name skull crusher, it has eaten many hamsters.

They are 26, but they stopped counting and avoid Frederick whenever it's their birthday because they feel like its not necessary to celebrate anymore.

Their eyes aren't as bright as they used to be.

They are indian/African born and raised in an orphanage along side with fredrick. They were all alone in the world, but they had each other.

They are 6'0 and have a surprise in their shorts<3(its a bomb)

[kisskiss-slashslash]

I'm here for a request again!

What If there s/o has pet rats :)?

There you go! :D

Warnings: Allusions to animal abuse for Freddy and Brahms

Slashers with an s/o who has pet rats

Jason Voorhees

Rats are usually bad news if you‘re living out in nature, but once you explain to him that these rats are tame and never even had a chance to get in contact with any diseases, he relaxes around them. Once you show him how you can teach them tricks like you could with dogs, he is absolutely delighted. So when you leave the shack for whatever reason, it is not usual for you to find him kneeling in front of their cage, watching them go about their little rat lives.

Vincent Sinclair

Vincent likes animals, and your rats are no exception. You will sometimes find one or two of the rats missing from their cages, only to find them sitting on Vincent‘s shoulder while he works on his latest project. He might even help you build little labyrinths you can let them run through.

Freddy Krueger

Given that he is confined mostly to your dreams, he wouldn‘t have any contact with your rats, but he loves teasing you about them. Mostly reminiscing about he pet hamster his school class had when he was a child, and what happened to it. He would of course never hurt your precious ratties, but he just likes getting under your skin.

Bubba Sawyer

Pet rats! So cute! You may have to remind him to be very careful and gentle with your rats, but once he‘s god that down he will almost be more protective of them than you are.

This being the Sawyer household, your rats will inevitably get some human meat as treats. Let‘s hope they don‘t develop a taste for it. If Bubba overdoes it with the treats, you will have to set limits with it, because he will mean too well and over-feed them.

He is obviously not an expert but he adores your rats.

Brahms Heelshire

Well… it is explicitly said that Brahms does not like animals, and he dislikes rats in particular, so bringing them around him might not be the best idea.

Depending on how far and how close you are in your relationship, he might tolerate them for your sake. As in: He won‘t hurt them, but you will sometimes find him sitting in front of the cage, hissing things like „They‘re mine, you don‘t deserve them“, and „Don‘t get so uppity, you‘re just dumb animals“ under his breath.

[the-bestest-waiter]

“ it is ! You should see my — …. No never mind you shouldn’t . Changed my mind .”

Man there’s a lotta Vince’s around here. You undergo mitosis or something man?

— @the-bestest-waiter

It's as unexpected to me as it is to you.

[woso-dreamzzz]

Teens Extras

The Teens and Their Pets

Dirtbag and Vincent Van Gogh the kitten

Mcdreamy and Ham Sammy the Golden Hamster and Fries the ferret

Pumpkin and Lara Croft, Princess Zelda, Clementine and Ezio Auditore the mice

Klumpig and Brick the guinea pig

Tontos and Toast the bearded dragon