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i think that... mark s doesnt know that mark scout integrated. i wonder if integration is slower than we initially thought. we saw petey after two weeks of being integrated. its genuinely possible that the flash of gemma might be the very first time he experiences integration sickness while also not even knowing what integration sickness is.
#the first half of the episode i was so baffled by mark but i think that this is it#and. not to be weird. but mark didnt have access to alcohol during that trip#and i think if mark scout had any amount of control that he would have been at least mildly cranky from that#and the VOICE#the voice was killing me. it was all mark s.#severance spoilers#severance
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ladybug totally talks in her sleep. especially during patrol naps, when sleeping feels like a mix of dreaming and reality, and so a lot of her dreams during that time involve chat noir. out of nowhere she'll say 'chat what the fuck' and he turns around like ???? what did i do??? but she won't elaborate. or, most commonly, she'll just say 'are you okay??' out of nowhere. and he's like. 'yes??' and she wakes up a little and is so embarrassed. she was having a dream about an akuma fight and was so convinced she just saw him take a hit. when really he's just chilling on the rooftop next to her
#this is definitely not inspired by me half dreaming and telling my best friend 'are you okay? drink some water'#because in my dream i thought someone next to me was feeling sick shfkd#i was too sleepy to remember yhe whole convo but i definitely remember the baffled silence#miraculous ladybug#ladynoir#tagged:ladynoir#♡alizeh talks♡
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merlin (immortal) giving arthur (pendragon) the only blade that could kill him
#they make me SICK#i hate them so much#if arthur had found out about his magic earlier and took it poorly…he’d be the only person able to kill him#merlin handing over the sword as a symbol of his utter trust in arthur#god imagine arthur finding out (au everyone lives) and being torn between wanting to cast the sword away but also wanting to keep it on him#he hates the weight of merlins life that now seems attached to the blade#he doesnt want it#but he cant cast it away bc what if someone gets their hands on it?? then merlins life is in their hands#he is BAFFLED that merlin would give HIM - uther pendragons son - the only thing that could kill him#he asks after days of fitful sleep and consideration and merlin is just like#‘its /you/ arthur.’ he says like its painfully obvious#NCJGSKSNSDIBSKSB TEYH MKAE ME VIOELTNT#bbc merlin#merlin emrys#arthur pendragon#excalibur#immortal merlin#merthur#im just thinking of percabeth when percy tells annabeth where his mortal point is and she is the ONLY person who knows#and she has to carry that tidbit of information around like its not the heaviest burden shes ever carried - more so than the sky#that one quote 'love is giving someone the power to destroy you but trusting them not to'#idk you get it#arthur and annabeth being the only people who can destroy the one they love#merlin and percy having unwavering trust and faith in their other half that they place their life in their hands#literally#sorry im done
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okay this is actually just bias now so before you read what i have to say i did warn you. yes illario would never be able to beat lucanis at being a crow or an assassin but you know what he would beat him at. being a lord of fortune. hold my hand as i take you through my mind palace and introduce to you my ideal post-game vision for illario dellamorte
#ONLY HALF A JOKE. I THINK HE HAS MANY QUALITIES THAT WOULD ENDEAR THE LORDS TO HIM#like literally. finally people who would not give a shit that its lucanis and prefer illario for who he is#'i did try to kill my cousin and nearly caused catastrophe for treviso.' (the lord of fortune twirling their hair) 'and then what'#isabela caused a qunari invasion guys. it just happens sometimes. if he looks good and talks great and enjoys gold and glory. well.#also it would be funny for me if tyche gains a weird respect for him for being surprisingly good at this and lucanis is a little baffled#illario dellamorte#txt#veilguard spoilers#sorry that last post had neurons firing. i also think they fired incorrectly but i was allowed to think for too long#edit: i also like the idea of illario disappearing first (picture the melodramatic note)#('i cant stay here' 'your last act of kindness' 'dont look for me' 'i'm sorry' 'take care of the house for me' etc etc)#so when lucanis shows up in rivain. and illario is already there.#both of them r staring at each other like no fucking way we had the same stupid idea.
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powerful mental image of lucanis expounding passionately about any given one of his limited but extremely deep areas of interest (the wyvern/knives/coffee/cooking/murder continuum of lucanis dellamorte special interests if you will) while rye lounges around and Beholds him with palpable twink boutta pounce energy
#having lucanis really go off about something no matter what it is is a rare and precious gift for rye specifically. free aphrodisiac#honestly rye's version of that might initially be subtle enough that only davrin would notice it (and suffer accordingly) lol#'could you guys do that while I'm not here. I'm starting to feel sick' '*perfectly innocent rye voice* do what davrin? I'm not even#doing anything :}' 'yeah you're doing nothing with a lot of subtext rook there are whole chains of footnotes here I'd rather not know'#very funny idea of rye leaving the top button of his shirt open (which means about one centimeter of throat exposed. to be clear)#to go to dinner b/c that is enough to make lucanis completely lose his train of thought every time he glances over#and davrin with half his glorious booba out at all times shaking his head at rye across the table like 'you harlot (affectionate)'#(may I remind us all that his first crush was viago de riva. I remind myself of this at least twice a week b/c it's one of my few sources#of joy and delight these days. rye only gets as mean as viago under very rare and specific cirumstances but I think that#might be lucanis' equivalent aphrodisiac material lol. whenever rook gets tried to the point of showing his hand that not only#IS he actually very clever he also has the capacity to be a *bitch* when provoked lucanis finds his trousers suddenly a little tight.#man something here about both of them struggling with holding on to their anger yet actually finding it appealing in the other person#that's actually kind of moving as well as hilarious haha. rye losing his cool and being like 'oh fuck my cover is blown yet again#now everyone will know I am an asshole actually' and meanwhile lucanis is like 'I need to kiss him under the pale moonlight' <3#something something nothing is more beautiful to me than the fullness of your nature getting to witness the full spectrum of your being#'*davrin facepalming just out of frame as they gaze upon each other like this* literally what did I just SAY!!! assan avert your eyes#this is grownup stuff. weird-ass grownup stuff I don't fully get and yet I suppose it takes all kinds etc. but still grownup stuff')#davrin being the baffled witness to the intricate yet extremely low-key mating dance of two introverts is something that can be so personal#he clocked them from the moment they showed up to recruit him (which to be clear is before either of these two dumbasses realized anything)#and now he has to live with it <3 sorry davrin I love you davrin#dragon age#dragon age: the veilguard#oc: Ellaryen Ingellvar#lucanis dellamorte#davrin#from my tag rants etc.#rook x lucanis#rookanis#holding on to my sanity and will to live by a shred but with how coherent and sane this is I'm sure it's not even noticeable
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Idk if anyone asked you this or not but how long did it take you to come up with the writing for mushroom oasis?
Sorry if you've already been asked this 😅
I think I have? Do you mean for the whole game or per update? Truth be told, I'm still writing for the full game hahaha! The storyline has changed so much over the course of development (trust me, for the better) that I can't say I regret taking my time with it.
I'd say one script would take me 2-3 months until I'm satisfied with it, and even then I'll still re-write interactions as I work on the assets and coding them into the game.
Extra rambles below:
It's only during working on MO does it open my eyes that ideas just come when you least expect it, and they just keep evolving until it gets better! You know how sometimes a movie feels badly written, like it was rushed? Yeah, early versions of MO felt like it was cobbled together by a five-year old staging a play. I cringe just thinking of an earlier version of Day 2 and Day 3, good grief.
Days 2 and 3 started out incredibly different, but now the writing's fully finalized for both and I'm happy with the direction I took with them! Now all I need are Day 3's assets, of which I'm actively working on any free time I get.
I have Days 4 and 5 as WIPs from the beginning, but they continue to change and get drafted multiple times already simply because the game evolved differently than I intended. The only thing I can promise is I'll do my best to make it a slow burn (or a fast burn depending on what you do for some endings but it might not end well 😳) I just hope players like what I have in store!
#mushroom oasis vn#bts#cheea chatter#i have a solid idea on where i wanna take the story!!#unlike when i released the first half of Day 1 demo in Feb 2023#its baffling how different its changed lemme tell you#but you guys only get the good parts and not the BAD parts#at least i hope so maybe yall think day 3 is bad dfhjf (fear)#anw ty for the question!
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do you ever think about how much easier their hunts would've been if sam and dean wore silver and iron rings? like all you'd have to do is accidentally brush your hand against someone or give a simple handshake and you'd know if your suspect was like a myriad of different supernatural creatures. two hearts one braincell <3
#sometimes i am baffled by their thoughts or lack thereof#so many shapeshifter and werewolf and demon etc etc cases would've taken like half the time#emma rewatches spn#2x12 nightshifter#spn
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"play infinity nikki, it's a cute dress up game", hey was nikki isekai'd to prevent the apocalypse? did i get that right
#infinity nikki#spoilers#infinity nikki spoilers#chapter 6#was only half paying attention to the main plot giovanni showed back up and told me this was not a game for children#and that was before the HUMAN CAPTIVES IN CAGES showed up#i feel like ive been scammed somehow. im not mad. just baffled.
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oh my fucking god
my friend just texted me after finishing watching Monte Cristo adaptations and asked me why man went so hard on revenge shit because it’s not like his time in prison was that bad and he had treasure on him why not just move on or do it other way
head in hands
see that’s what I mean by adaptations missing the key point of his imprisonment time
without knowing what happened in château d’if, without understanding how much of his life was destroyed here along with his psyche and morals, without understanding that he was so destroyed that by the time he met abbe faria, even faria himself high key was regretting teaching/telling dantes who screwed him over because at this point he helped to finalize monster in dantes, because if faria didn’t tell him that, dantes would’ve never even decided to have revenge because he didn’t had need/target for it
i just keep noticing that people who watch adaptations without reading source material always get confused on ‘why’ of his revenge because the start and result don’t weight the same for them and such people more than right to ask the question what stopped him from starting new life with treasures faria left him
dantes with his wealth honestly could’ve simply hired assassins or mercenaries to kill people he deems responsible for his demise and call it a day. but no, he wastes even more of his years for a revenge and even went overboard with it because it’s extremely personal for him in his broken unhinged mind. his broken psyche concluded that death would be too easy for them, they need to go through equal amounts of hell he went through. because his revenge is more psychological torture focused than physical one, he is a broken man who doesn’t understand he overstepped boundaries of equal revenge and only snaps out of it when his plans backfire on people uninvolved.
his hyperfixation on such hard to execute and too complex revenge is pretty much what is keeping what remains of his broken mind and morals intact, since he in his head (as well as narrative) justifies his actions and goals based on what he went trough in prison. because if abbe faria didn’t unintentionally given him a goal, a target of revenge, even if he proceeded to escape and find a treasure, he simply would’ve started his life anew.
so yea adaptations missing on fatalism and mindfuckery of his time in château d’if is what ruins them all. book really gives you time to savor the shit he went through here, starting from time passage, changing of his cells and how ‘life’ around goes up to his mood and behavior changes through years, from hopeful hysterical boy to depressed apathetic half corpse who ironically considered his jailers as some sort of friends he can talk to even if they don’t talk back to him anymore
#count of monte cristo#le comte de monte cristo#edmond dantes#when people ask me what adaptation to check I just tell them to read the book#honestly story would’ve worked better as a series I think#more time/episodes to savor his time in prison tbh#like 3-4 episodes dedicated simply to years of his existence here#even if adaptations show time in prison everything is so romanticized it’s baffling#he was kept in one of the most guarded and hardcore prisons the fuck even#he shouldn’t sit and sigh melancholically dressed somewhat appropriate#he should be a mess of grit and dirt and overgrown hair and nails dressed in rugs and chains#and just behaving like half corpse with occasional mood swings
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“I already have a dance partner.”

#hyv REEEALLY loves it’s tragic lesbians#also icl I BARELY UNDERSTAND THE PENACONY LORE#like half the time I’m so baffled. please save me#hsr#black swan#hsr black swan#acheron#black swan x acheron#acherswan#honaki star rail
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Change it up V just makes Siffrin do all types of damage at once, Split into 3 Seperate attacks for every attack for each craft type.
truly, a swiss knife of craft types
#no worries i will come up with other weird skills for them beside 'change it up'#it is very important to me that at least half of housemaiden siffrin skills are baffling
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i guessed sjm was an only child when she tried to write evil step-sisters caricatures (which can’t even be applied because feyre is not cinderella, who did all the housework and domestic labor, the very thing feyre is dismissive of) with biological sisters but i knew she was an only child when nesta and elain didn’t laugh their asses off at feyre’s “i can fuck and fight better” nonsense at the dinner scene in acomaf. like it’s such a youngest sibling thing to say, nesta and elain should’ve been crying from laughter (although i guess it was a tense atmosphere with those decrepit bats there)
#miss janet does not understand sibling dynamics#and neither to nesta antis#like they clench unto that half-wild beast comment#and it’s so baffling to me cuz i was like yea they’re sisters#pro nesta#neutral feyre#is that even a thing#acotar#archeron sisters
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one time soda greatly overestimated how much he needed to crop a shirt (it was a really good color and he thrifted it for like .25) and he accidentally turned it into a half shirt
but the thing is. he refuses to throw it away. he just wears it normally when he’s not in his work clothes
#darry honestly is baffled that he walks around like that 😭#but to be fair he’s very cool in the summer in that shirt#but the half shirt and jean shorts combo is UNFORGIVABLE#he’s so me 😍😍#the outsiders#the outsiders headcanons#the outsiders hcs#sodapop curtis
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???? if youre a larrie who hates harry or hates louis, youre... not a larrie ???? why would you claim to support them and then... not support one of them????
#baffles me im sorry#wdym you support their relationship but you viscerally hate HALF OF THEIR RELATIONSHIP??#one direction#louis tomlinson#harry styles#larry stylinson#micah originals
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taylor calling out a nyt article about her sexuality is cool good for her I guess but I am begging her and her people to stop throwing "this wouldn't happen to a man" at literally everything... like sometimes that is.. not the point
#baffled by that line like why would they say male celebrities don't get the sexuality speculation#have they ever been online for more than 5 minutes???#also why did they specifically bring up shawn mendes that's sooo weird to me#like what does he have to do with anything 😭#also one of the only things i know about shawn mendes is that he has had all the speculation and he's said how much it sucked#so it is both weird and incorrect as a point#i just don't get why swifties all praise tree as the best pr person around when half the time her approach feels like 😬😬#talking#taylor swift
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I keep thinking of additional things to be appalled aren't on that list lmao. Where's LoK? Supergirl? Person of Interest? Once Upon a Time? Sense8? Carmilla? Adventure Time? Or for current stuff, Arcane? Wheel of Time? Agatha All Along?
#and I continue to be baffled by the lack of Orphan Black and Xena and The fucking 100#I only have watched like half of these but as a dyke who has been on this website for more than 10 years I am CONFUSION AMERICA EXPLAIN?#like supergirl and ouat didn't have their most popular ships go canon but if canon couples are the Thing than they still qualify#what about Warehouse 13? Legends of Tomorrow?#Sure you got D.E.B.S. and Imagine Me and You but where is I Can't Think Straight?#I am going to be staring into the abyss of that list for a long time#Tipping the Velvet? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
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